/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

A FUCKING GRASS MONKEY??

>>32558679
My oshi actually touches grass without me telling her to.

>>32558679
Thanks I nutted to Fauna 3 times already today

>>32558679
I fucking knew it, mori gonna poison kronii and mentor her to be just like her. More male collabs in the future but this time she won't feel any remorse

grass = altare's penis

>>32560048
She shouldn't feel any remorse. Unicorns are retarded.

>>32560048
why would she feel remorse for collabing with her friends?

>>32561724
Gayest comment on the entire post
You will never be a woman

You will never be A FUCKING MONKEY

Don't let his YAB distract you that Kronii owns Sea-monkeys and listened to The Monkees.

>>32558679
Mori knows

>>32560048
God I hope you're wrong.

>>32558679
>learn from mori
>realize your losing out on money by actually appealing to the spergs
>become mori's protege in milking her paypigs by being the "bro" of council
>life's good

>>32558679
I love how Mori's reply is a pretty good sign that Calli is the one who put Kronii up to the collab in the first place and she is the one who has been consoling Kronii like she's grooming Kronii to become just like her.

>>32560048
If they're gonna do male collabs then they should hire more interesting girls for EN3, like a hololive version of Selen. Or an ASMR tuber who actually does weekly asmr streams like Millie. Or another Mumei but more blatantly a furfag.

>>32562222
>her second model will have small tits
>she'll collab with Altare and Vesper as much as possible
>Mori-Kronii Axis of unicorn hate is born

>>32562295
because having an imaginary friend is so much better than having an imaginary gf

>>32562514
>>her second model will have small tits
Yeah this was a given
look at her new years model

Nice try. You'll never make me forget that Pekora literally bought a fucking monkey

>>32564491
wow, just as funny as it was the first time

>>32560048
>More male collabs in the future but this time she won't feel any remorse
Thank God, it was some of her best content.

>>32562514
>her second model will have small tits
Please no. She haswk0mkp the best in Hilo EN

>>32561825
I would rather suck a fairy then deal with unicorns

>>32558679
>Touch Grass
You guys are irrationally angered by this phrase. Like I get that it's just dumb. But it provokes people here so much it's absurd.

>>32566868
because it's spammed by zoomers for le cheap own L + Ratio + u cringe + have sex + i had sex + frfr no cap

>>32558679
touch = be touched
grass = sweaty (green) white man
and = and
chill = netflix and chill = sex
be good until then = wait until baby is born

You got the hidden message vt?

>>32560048
Haven't the unicorns realized Kronii hates her unicorns? What makes them think Kronii likes how much they try to manipulate her?

You fuckers spent 2 years harassing Kiara when it was this fucking bitch the one you should have been wary about.

This isn't about male collabs anymore, but Mori turning what should be performative characters in a group of sorts into her clique of bitchy, in your face, e-girls that love drama. Mori has been the ugly, fat, bullied bitch for so long that she's in a high now that she can be the "stacy" that "powns" the desperate, needy nerds.

>>32567726
These are adult women who can take their own decisions. Stop blaming Mori.

>>32558679
grass is a codeword for a man's pubes.
she's a disgusting whore.

>>32568162
I hate how these women are obsessed with thick bush these days.

>>32567316
Oh wow. I need some of whatever the fuck you are snorting

>>32568008
>Thinking that anyone that plays a vtuber is anything other than an autist that needs to be controlled constantly in order to not completely fuck up within the first five minutes.

Retardchama...

>>32560048
you lost incel

>>32559999
Only 3? Anon, why do you hate mommy?

>>32558679
evil only wants to destroy
like the death bringer she is Mori the corrupting force

>>32561724
Fuck off fagman.

>>32558679
>I'm going to touch grass
>he vented
>very sussy
>oof yikes take
>no cap
I hate zoomer speak so much it's unreal

>>32569754
Death's not a corrupting force idiot.

>>32569607
So Mori is also that?

>>32569607
they're normalfag women who want attention and free money

>>32558679
Touching Regis grass

>>32570180
as the man said
evil cannot create anything new
only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made
all made hololive
she comes in and ruins everything
still waiting for her to go solo with her RM and actually make it and not be a leech

>>32570175
you're forgetting "Based," and "mood"

>>32572156
Death is a natural part of life, not dying would be a corruption. It was the gift of men after all.

>>32570175
And the best one is "maidenless"

>>32562425
I think alot chuubas are going easy on asmr stuff cause Susan being a prude hates asmr and will demonetise the vid if she thinks the asmr is a bit lewd

>>32569729
To ensure all my nuts made it into mother nature I impaled a squirrel on my dick and wore it around like a fanny pack constantly cumming inside it

>>32561724
they also pay the most money

>>32558679
Seems like a very popularly used formula for EN Girls
>Oh no, drama
>Rather than address it, or even make a statement showing my resolution for my in/actions, i will just leave
>Not to ponder the situation, or let my fanbase process what occurred
>But just to let it be naturally memory holed as i DM my plebbit/tweeter admin simps

>>32574137
Thats the best way to go about it, this shit dragged on because Kronii kept "addressing" it

>>32560048
I for one can't wait to see Kronii getting bred by big-dicked e-celebs

>>32573919
based susan

>Be Kroniis
>Sperg out over Kronii collabing with a guy
>She now takes a break and streams even less
>Probably looking to fuck someone IRL to de-stress
>Consider it a victory as your oshi prioritizes getting dicked down over streaming
Congrats on surpassing the cuckbeats.

Not the only thing she's touching

>>32560048
Unicorns did this to themselves by harassing Kronii hahahahahahahaha

>>32567726
Wow you’re right nobody on /vt/ ever shit on Mori or said mean things about her. Retard.

>>32575657
Don’t forget that she swiped right on Vesper’s dick on Twitter after telling her cuckeroniis to behave while on break

>>32575700
Let's all just conveniently ignore the fact they're responding to what they considered a betrayal by Kronii to begin with and that it's not just baseless hate out of thin air.

>>32575768
The first act of her collabing with Tempus was nothing that reasonably (lmao) justified her harassment. The betrayal which came after her memberstream is the thing that holds merit.

>>32575700
If Kronii is a piece of shit at heart, it's better to get it out of the way now and send her out with the trash

>>32558679
Calli is taking her to the soa she visits where her insides get massaged by dark men

>>32575700
The unicorns and gachikois should just move on from Kronii to another oshi, will save everyone the trouble

>>32575926
What betrayal after membership stream?

>>32576073
No shit, Sherlock.

>>32576229
>claims she won't talk to tempus outside collabs
>tweets at one like, the next day

You can argue it's small potatoes but it does count for something. And for some Kronies apparently it means everything because it's an indication of how much they can actually-trust her or not.

>>32576229
Greatest offense is commenting on a clip and double down with muh idol culture retardation. Tweeting is a nothing burger.

>>32561770
Imagine if your oshi showed you her fake laugh and it was the same as her normal laugh and even admits this, and in the same stream, laughed so hard when interacting with a hot male that other collabers called it out as a real laugh

Your oshi then proceeds to make innuendos/flirt, and post-stream, defends it all, mockingly asking her fans if they have female friends and are maidenless

Your oshi then says in a membership stream that she doesn't interact with the males on twitter and keeps her distance, but then proceeds to reply to a post of their underwear after suddenly announcing she's going on break and cancelling a watchalong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vTxmKKri3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYhvbVDtkKI
https://files.catbox.moe/9cnuua.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_v3T1DWnQU
https://files.catbox.moe/09k8qf.mp4

>>32576410
Ah thanks

a monke... A FUCKING MONKE??

>>32566600
>trips and dubs on this illiterate hornypost

ESLchama…

>>32576597
>Imagine if your oshi showed you her fake laugh and it was the same as her normal laugh and even admits this, and in the same stream, laughed so hard when interacting with a hot male that other collabers called it out as a real laugh

You guys really do have it worse than the deadbeats, lmao. Thank fuck Botan's laugh is real.

>>32575930
Exactly. Make an example out of her for lying then move on. Plenty more worthy vtubers in the sea.

It's more so people are annoyed at the sudden direction EN is taking with "merging" stars and holo constant collaberation. If they were collabing males in the beginning I bet no one would had a problem. Males vtubers exist outside of Cover corp you know. They did it to themselves by doing this with the StarsEN debut.

is this touching grass kronii?

>>32578150
HOT

>>32558748
GRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
GRASS MONKEY JUNKIE
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
GRASS

>>32558748
Pansage?

>>32578150
HOLY SEGGS
upload it at hololewd

>>32578150
you can't just post this censored without sauce

>>32579004
First result in #OuroKronii at pixiv
Seems like a throwaway account

>>32578904
No, no, Grookey

>>32578150
More like touching bush

>>32569754
Tolkien was too much of a philosemite to realize he was describing the actions of jews.

>>32578150
hot

>>32558679
A break from what? Streaming 3 times a week?

>>32574035
Good to know they still do that even if they hate her.

Literally nothing changed

>>32578980
my karma isnt enough

>>32558679
mori so kind interacting with literal who vtubers.

>>32576597
I mean let's be honest, can you even blame her? The Stars can be pretty funny, no wonder she's actually laughing for real.

>>32578664
ook ook

>>32574035
>they also pay the most money
fucking kek
Like half a year ago sure, but since they established their /inf/ gosling circle, they haven't donated for shit.
The actual oil barons in chat don't give a fuck nor did they even give their input to the situation outside of containment breakers donating condom money after the fact.

>>32578150

>>32584166
>>32584166
/inf/ is challenging artists that no large amount of Kronii x Altare porn is gonna be produced
You wanna dunk on Kronies I suggest you keep those commissions going

>>32560048
More male collabs is the best case scenario, it could also mean more mori collabs

>>32574035
Cuck cope

>>32577405
>Unicornfags thinking anyone will notice anything other than a slight reduction in schizo temper tantrums

>>32577575
>"merging"
These threadreading faggots, really...

I do be touching grass sometimes

>>32560048
That's kinda hot. I love female incited corruption.

>>32575768
>betrayal
Kill yourself right now. Go. And don't try that "you first" shit. You shut up, close your eyes, and jump.

>>32574035
>they also pay the most money
Bullshit.
If you are dysfunctional enough to be a unicorn you're not holding down a well-paying job.
Your brain just flat-out isn't going to work well enough to study consistently or leverage social connections well enough to be promoted.

>>32574035
they didnt pay the most money, but a man with nothing to lose is more dangerous than normalfags

>>32591473
This is why historically governments usually send them to war. Not even their own countries want them to be alive.
Hippies ruined my hobby.

>>32567726
>You fuckers spent 2 years harassing Kiara when it was this fucking bitch the one you should have been wary about.
Fuck you; i've been consistently schizoing about both since the start of EN