/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32513002
I masturbate during lunch time at work nearly every day

vtuber is cringe

I fell asleep before doing my daily fap to gura tonight.

i... acquired goomba's previous members chat through illicit means. i deserve correction.
can anyone recommend me a decent Argentina proxy so I can support her at least a little bit? or a free VPN thingy that lets me pretend I'm from Argentina?

>>32513188
tunnelbear

>>32513212
will give it a try, arigatou

>>32513002
Kinda hurts my feelings when I see people calling vtubers and their fans cringe on Twitter. I mean they’re not wrong but it’s kinda mean

The Pekora Monkey posts is an obvious thread deflection device and I don't understand why people keep piling in on it. If somebody starts monkey-posting that's should be a sign that somebody wanted that topic buried immediately.

>>32513002
I'm past college age and I watch vtubers.

>>32513002
Botan's gangimari face was the closest thing to end my nofap run, i found myself stroking so hard to it at midnight until i realized there was something wrong with me and immediately stopped before climax

I've been wanting to actively anti a chuuba recently, not even a big name one but one who admitted to cheating on stream in a past relationship

>>32513002
I'm sorry Goob.. I watched Vtuber drama channels today out of boredom..

>>32513394
Don't listen to what normalfags say anon

>>32513067
Now tell something we don't know

>>32513002
Only half a year until I graduate wizard school

I only watch vtubers as a substitute for female love. I prioritize gfe and will join memberships if gfe is promised. I cry in the dark when the chuuba says any words of affection. I don't even find vtubers entertaining

I’ve considered dropping vtubers entirely recently because it just doesn’t feel good for my brain sometimes.

I've jacked off to Marine yesterday.

>>32513002
ever since the kronii yab, i went into a sort of blind rage. i didn't really know who or what am i supposed to be mad at; i really felt lost in my thoughts. now with the clock taking a break, i am left paranoid and contemplating on doomposting since my former oshi was on a similar phase back then and it didn't end well for them

>>32513535
the vast majority of viewers are past college age so don't worry

I like menhera vtubers, the crazier the better

>>32513434
I think Pekora might be in some kind of legal trouble and Cover is trying to deflect from it.

>>32513002
I fapped to Pippa reading that "I want Pippa to look at me like this" post, despite kinda hating her.

>>32513002
I get jealous when I see a chuuba read another anons comment in chat

>>32513535
You seriously thought the viewers bankrolling the business where 18 yo kids in their momma's basement?

I want to have sex with Sara's voice.

I am starting to love a hag chuuba and god damn I love wakis

>>32513002
I love whores

I legitimately enjoy the Pekora monkey meme

I haven't even watched a single stream for months now except the summer fest and anniversaries. I'm just coming back here from time to time to get laughs at the dramas and memes but even that is getting stale lately, I think I'm done bros.

Holy shit is that a MONKEY?!?

I don't even watch any of the Holostars but I enjoy aggresively shilling them on this board.

I like arguing with anons here and other boards, but I'm afraid that I'll slip and accidentally call my coworker faggot.

>>32513002

I don't have time to watch my waifu Watame in recent months.

I’m a small corpo viewer so I don’t really have a stake in any of the drama that covers this place but god is it fucking tiring to see the same high school gossip infest the catalog for days at a time
Watamelon and DOG NIGGAS threads are maybe kind of overdone but compared to the usual fare they’re by far the best content this board produces

>>32516342
It’s okay max0r I’m sure she understands making those elden ring videos is time consuming

>>32513002
I'm Lamy.

I'm torn between thinking of Vtubing (and streaming in general) is honest-ish work like a street-guitar player with his hat asking for money, or a horrible practic and finding "whales" to support the business model like gacha

>>32513002
I primarily watch vtubers for entertainment only and have zero loyalty to anyone

I haven't actually watched any vtuber stream longer than 20 minutes besides Vesper in almost 7 months and I enjoy vesper because honestly it's just nice hearing someone talk about something they are passionate about besides being forced to play games they hate just to keep the youtube wheel rolling....

Soon he will fall into that category and I will grow bored again with it all....

Not going to lie he reminds me of a friend of mine from work who could go on for HOURS about his tours as a forest conservationist with low-budget stays across eastern asia.

Mother fucker got into a knife fight and won and showed me his 2 inch long scar where he got stabbed in the stomach...

>>32513002
I didn't really care for kronii due to her model being wasted on her but have only started anti-ing her since her self own

>>32513002
Watch Hololive for female chuuba
Watch Nijisanji for male chuuba

>>32516863
it’s both. the former are all 2view indies and naive DOA startups, and anyone that “made it” probably got there through at least a little bit of whale hunting and/or dishonest practice
a lot of industries are like that

>>32513002
I jerk off to the thought of Gura being gangbanged by all the members of holostars.

>>32513002
I unironically find sapling posts funny

>>32513002
I cummed to salmon roe and imagined I was fertilizing Gura's and finana's eggs

>>32513434
I used the monkey posts to suppress the Ame/Gura rust drama so people could keep talking about the Kronii drama. Surprised it had any effect at all.

fug em

>>32513002
I hate the holoEN vtuber sphere, and all its sympathizers. holoEN is in a shameful state, the fans can't stop thinking about drama, the vtubers don't care about anything other than themselves, and they don't feel like hololive at all.
The ironic thing? I started watching vtubers with holoEN1, with Mori's debut. Yet they feel empty now. They are barely hololive, and its fans are a bunch of dramaniggers. They are a fucking blight.

>>32513002
I’m disappointed about Tempus. I unironically gave them a chance and thought we’d finally get some brotubers who played interesting games, but the only one who’s close to that is Vesper
And now we’re at the sad point where they’re having weekly collabs with the girls and have pretty much become wn accessory

>>32513649
It's not just normalfags. I'm a complete social reject, but I can at the very least always find solace in the fact that I don't watch VTubers whenever I'm on here looking at you pathetic fucks.

>>32517159
>at least a little bit of whale hunting and/or dishonest practice
Jerma didn't, that's why he is the VTubing GOAT.

I am not going to hotglue this figurine.

>>32518778
Do yourself a favor, touch some grass, get off 4chan. There's surprisingly little drama actually out there. When you're not here with the same 30 people spamming the same shit over and over till the next spamable shit happens.

>>32519044
All the boys are getting fucked hard by perms, with Axel getting shat on the hardest. Even his cover got delayed because of some last minute perks bullshit and it’s already completed.

I've been sticking bigger and bigger stuff up my ass because I legit cannot feel anything. I have gone past my own dick size and I still don't get the appeal of it. I feel envious when I see people in /gif/ cum hands-free from anal stimulation. Maybe only a real pussy can save me now.

>>32519452
There's no nerves there you retard, you have to learn how to target and stimulate the prostate. It's not gonna magically happen just because you jam something larger in there. Same thing for a vagina, actually, if a penetrating object somehow zigzags around both the clit and g-spot on entry, the bitch isn't gonna feel much.

>>32513535
I'm 33 NEET and I watch vtubers

>>32519403
That's only half of it. holoEN doesn't feel like hololive. You throw some members a reference, and they barely get it. They feel disconnected.
As an example, when the RUST war was happening, holoEN was playing fucking derby, and only Gura seemed to care.

>>32513002
I masturbate to Gura's Ring Fit streams.

I am in a happy relationship and have been for the past 11 years, but I'd probably throw it all away for a night of suisex

I'm not doing my drawing reps

I am honestly concerned for the mental health of some of you morons. It would be nice to believe it's all just ironic shitposting, but it really does seem like some of you are actually upset that a female you'll never meet in person has coversations with males you'll never meet in person.

>>32513002
Never watched single stream, only clips

>>32519871
Stop taking opinions from here as truth and lurk more, retard.

MONKEY

if streams of my small-corpo Oshi overlap with big 3D Holo concerts, I don't hesitate to mute my Oshi's tab.
I will occasionally spam a few hearts in her chat, but otherwise watch the corporate concert instead.

>>32513002
I think Mori is the cutest holoEN member.

Also tempus is my favorite group in vtuber anything right now.

>>32513002
I listened to a certain ASMR from "Miko"...

vtubers have changed my preferences for porn. Nowadays I find flat chested women more sexually attractive than fully developed ones. Also, the younger they look, the harder i get.

>>32521253
Get help.

>>32513002
I've falseflagged as a homofag and go out of my way to paint their viewership as the most awful obnoxious people on this entire board.
They are somehow doing it better by just being themselves though kek

>>32513434
It's literally just twitterfags making posts so they can send them to those two faggots

>>32514633
the way she says "feet" just gets me fucking rock hard man idk

>>32513002
I masturbated to Finana’s ASMR more times than I’d like to admit. I’m a Holofag.

>>32513002
As much as I like Ina, I've noticed some of her longer playthrough are for games I don't really have much interest for. The Bloodborne playthrough will never not be too soon.

>>32521535
Um.. care to spoon feed a fellow coomer here? Which one is the best?

>>32513434
What is this anon? SAY IT

>>32521720
I’d say the second half of the sleeping ASMR personally, since it has a cum countdown and it sounds like she’s masturbating during stream too, among other things.

That being said, the practice she had last month is no slouch either as she whispered some of the lewdest things I’ve heard in any ASMR stream ever. Some honorable mentions include:
>”More? You’re gonna have to ask properly”
>”Ask for permission before you cum, I wanna hear you beg for it”
>”I want you to scream my name”
>”Tell me how badly you want it”
>”All I want is for you to have your way with me”
>”Take me any way you want”

>>32513002
I frequently fantasize about A-chan abusing her position of power to sexually harass me. I can't do anything about it because if I do she'd fire me so I just have to deal with her increasingly bold moves to molest me.

I hate my oshi but still hang around the thread waiting for a chance to cause a shitstorm

>>32516685
Kek

bump

>>32513002
Tomorrow I'm going to a driving exam and I plan to kill myself right after it because I know I will fail. I consider lying to dad that I've passed to not get him disappointed and not hear his bitching, then later that day I'll neck myself because I've had enough of bullshit in my life. I'll be doing it because I'm failure of son and wasted 4 years following parents bullshit, living in place that I hate with people I'd love to see drop dead, and not doing anything for myself. If anything, I regret nothing.
Also I like Kronii despite all tranny, enby, and sjw memes about her, and despite not being very into vtubing, I would say that she's my oshi to some extent. I also like gooks, most of them are alright.

>>32513002
All the drama got me distracted from the fact that Pekora bought a monkey

i like it when people reuse my posts

I want to huff vtuber farts unironically.. I don't know how I became like this.

>>32513002
I disliked every Ayame clip I got recommended. I don't care what good reasons she has. She doesn't deserve to be a holo

That fuck you, go away and fucking bitch thing between ame and gura hit me square to the face because it happened to someone i know irl. Went drinking with said friend and he told me about this friend he had many years ago whom he angryly told to fuck off to the face of the earth because of a game (dota, the error caused them the game). They didnt talk for years until said friend died of coof and he was invited to the wake. He was drunk and crying on me, it was very awkward, but he was so remorseful. Not something I would compare to them, but it does happen, broken friendships due to heated moments in games.

>>32513993
What a dork, get a life.
.
.
.
Who do you recommend?

>>32513002
I'm a hardcore incel unicorn and I'm glad 90% of hololive talents are scared of upsetting fans like me

I masturbated to a coomer ASMR audio last night while thinking about my oshi's roommate even when the voice wasn't similar at all.

>>32526921
t. Mori Calliope,
not-so-closeted Choco simp

Please, don’t bump this thread.
Just stay in the Discord voice chat and play Stardew Valley and League of Legends.

>>32528160
bump

>>32528160
Shut the fuck up, don't tell me what to do.

>32528340
>32528270
Lmao, they really do spend most of their time playing: League, Stardew, and Genshin.
What next, you tell me that rolling for a 3D/2D model of a male/female anime character was a good use of your time and money?
>LMAAAOOOO DUDE THAT ROLL WAS S OMEGALUL BAD KEKW KEKW forsenLevel

>>32513002
I shill my 2view oshi on /vt/ even though I know most people here are schizos, just on the off chance that someone actually does like her and become a regular viewer

>>32527322
>spoiler
I don't watch EN.

>>32513002
I like to say it's Mori's fault than Kronii is shit now but deep down I always knew she would naturally become shit

>>32513002
I’m not a real otaku, not even a serious anime fan. I just like cute girls being inoffensively cute because I have a mental disorder that makes real life unpleasant.

>>32513002
I like participating in unicorn bait threads and reading their narratives and memes because I am an unironic cuckold and get off to what I'm reading

>>32513002
I mass reply > that’s a child. To every loli Gura fan but I’m not actually against loli

im the anon who ghosted my friend
i felt guilty and manned up and apologized
im glad we're still in good terms but i deserve whatever shit will come to me

I actually watch Sora's streams despite not speaking Japanese if I see she's live and Kaela or Tempus aren't streaming. In fact, I have her on right now.

>>32513002
I chuckle to every “yeah me” post

>>32530785
Whenever an anon makes a post saying he's fucking my oshi I get really angry but replying with "yeah, me" or "i made this post" makes me calm again

>>32513002
I genuinely aspire to be a vtuber but would never go to /asp/ for advice or to shill myself

>>32530785
We all do.

>>32531042
>We
speak for yourself, retard

>>32530911
careful anon, being wise may lead to your dreams actually coming true. better take some advice from /vt/ real quick to avoid that.

>>32531042
no, just me

I love Tempus but hate /MANS/ because of all the faggotry that goes on in there. I really wanted brotubers but the faggots ruined the only place I could talk about them in less than a week. I hate faggots so damn much it's unbelievable. Please forgive me.

>>32513002
I do not watch Gura, so her not streaming much means nothing to me, this is why I will never get the seething about it

I anonymously commission porn of 2views just to see their reactions to it.

>>32513002
I'm having more dreams about me and my oshi. And I wake up feeling more depressed than ever knowing I'm happier when I'm asleep.

I'm into other things than vtubers, namely, cosplay. So I get to see a lot of Gura cosplay from my regulars. A cosplayer I follow has started an only fans the day they turned 18. I feel fucking sick. I've basically seen this girl become a competent cosplayer over the course of three years (yes she was underage when she started but it was all just normal cute cosplay which is the thing I like) only for her to spit in the face of everything she publicly claimed she believed in for a quick buck. However, when my vtuber oshi suggests doing ASMR or releasing a dakimakura or drawing lewd art, I don't feel that same sinking, sick feeling and I don't know how to reconcile these two opposing feelings. My dick and head are tearing me apart. Why am I happy when my oshi talks about these things but not someone I've followed for longer but aren't as invested in. Am I broken? Does being an anime girl provide a certain level of separation or something?

>>32519860
I'm not doing any of my reps. Losing my mind here because I keep falling more and more behind on everything and don't have the time to do all of those things so I become indecisive with what I should do and in the end do nothing.

>>32538513
Just roll a dice and let God guide your progress

>>32513434
some threads are just bad enough that they need deflection correction

>>32538513
you might have adhd

>>32513002
i've actually been watching chuubas a lot less and have been back to watching twitch again lately.

gooba, forgive me

another for the road, i am both the most hated anti, and one of the most well liked anons in my community, i may have scizophrenia

>>32526149
I hope you stick around anon, it’s never too late to still accomplish things for yourself

>>32526761
I used to live with a friend I knew for a decade and paid rent to and one night he got into an argument with me that ended in him yelling, "FUCK OFF THIS IS MY HOUSE MOTHER FUCKER", then locking me out. He'd done a lot of small things I didn't like, but I was always able to overlook them. I expected him to apologize the next day, but he just avoided me. Lost all my respect for the guy, moved out within a month, and only saw him a few times after that, but it was never the same with that incident just repeating in my head whenever I thought of him.

I love gfe!!

Despite consoooooming Japanese media since early 90' startingwith stuff like Yattaman and other Tatsunoko's production, Sailor Moon and DB/DBZ, I still know jackshit about JP language and don't want to learn it, because it's overcomplicated niche mess and with negative birth rate and JP economy going to shit they'll start soon accept immigrants, which will probably lead to bastardization and simplification of their tongue, or at least writing system. Also digital translators are getting better each year and in decade or two you won't even need clipniggers to translate most of stream for you.

>>32544587
Stop being lazy, retard.

>>32519108
The fact that you actually spend time here just to look down on people with a hobby you don't share is why you're a social reject, anon. People can sense immediately that you're a no fun allowed, crab-ass boring motherfucker.

>>32513434
I made the "Don't let ___'s yab distract you from the fact that Pekora bought a fucking monkey" threads because I think the monkey thing is funny. I don't even like Kronii.

I hate this trip I wanna go back to the comfort of my PC

Whenever my oshi doesn't tweet or retweet anything during the day I get super paranoid and think she got herself incapacitated or killed.

>>32519871
this is 4chan, its been like this for almost 20 years anon

>>32526149
Please don't do it anon.

>>32526149
Unironically don't. Take care of yourself, my man.

>>32541464
Sometimes it's hard to see how toxic a person is when you've known them forever.

>>32526149
Don't kill yourself. Kill your parents.

>>32552186
Based?

>>32513002
I don't share your religion membership and only come for a blessing.

>>32513002
I want to have sex with every single one of Touzai's daughters. Especially Miino.

>>32513002
I actually think it's 1 but I made a mistake and now I have to double down saying it's 9...

>>32513002
I don't like vtubers at all, honestly I am just lonely and like the sound of someone talking and because the content is made by women then I can listen to them talk nonstop and it drowns out my own thoughts.

Bump

>>32513002
make me

>>32526839
based holocel

>>32513015
Same.

>>32526149
Post it on the internet so we can laugh at you

>>32513002
I was watching my oshi's stream while driving and I accidentally hit someone with my car

>>32513002
I hate men. I like watching male vtubers though.

My biggest fear is dying alone but I am terrified of speaking to women after being rejected a lot when I was younger

2 hours ago I almost beat a man in a bar because he grabbed my by the neck. I am still confused why I was told not to.

I once watched chuubas during the lockdowns of 2020 and only periodically come back to try to convince people not to develop parasocial relationships with corpo anime girl personas that are trying to exploit you.

>>32513002
kronii is my oshi. but i hate kronies and shitpost a lot about her to make kronies mad now i feel awful bc all the shitposting get out of this shithole and is starting to affect her

I have no clue what fucking drama of the week you guys are talking about.

>>32563910
Why do you hate us...

>>32513002
I fucking love HAGS. There, I fucking said it.

I'm fucking my moderator.
I'm sorry, I wish I was the pure chuuba my viewers deserved. I thought I was ungroomable but he won my heart.

>>32563910
you should feel good that your opinion for kronies is separate from your feelings for Kronii. I can't stand Kronii after spending some time in that shit heap.

Kiara is my EN oshi but I haven't watched any of her gameplay since WarioWare earlier this year. I only really "watch" her to listen to her tangents, which are fascinating and funny (I didn't believe women could be funny until I ran into her).

I will never give money to a chuuba. I will never give money to a streamer. I think it is an asinine way to spend money. I will just use them for comfort when I'm lonely and had a rough day and that's it. No merch. Nothing. When they are gone I'll just use something else. I don't really care what happens to this hobby at all. Still like to call my Oshi cute though and would like to thank the simps for keeping her career going.
Don't tell anyone.

>>32513002
Kronii is my first and last oshi, I honestly am just waiting for her graduation to return to be a casual watcher or even worst a clipwatcher.

I am in Wave 7 of NijisanjiEN and they don't want me to reveal I speak Spanish.

>>32566936
It's okay, shondo. You're always welcome /here/

>>32513002
I'm a kronie but I barely watch her anymore, I find her boring and been thinking of dropping membership for an indie

>>32513434
DONT LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT SHE BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY! ISNT THAT WACKY?

>>32513002
I made a shitpost thread about my oshi today just to see if I would feel any rush. I got a few (You)s and felt nothing, then the thread got promptly deleted.

>>32513002
Is the Pekora monkey spam another forced meme like thumbs up Migo? I'm scared.

>>32513002
i have a 250gb worth of Canan stuff

>>32513002
I subbed to Vesper Noir despite never having interest in Holostars ever.
I'm subbed to a few other Holos, clippers and fleshtubers.

>>32513002
I hate the drama as vtubers are happy escapism for me, but this board warps me and I sometimes make drama threads and insult people with slightly different opinions I don't really care about.

>>32573193
And still no full nudes right?

I'm miserable, nothing makes me happy, and I fear the future will just be worse than the already shitty present. I just want to go on a date and have sex one time before I kill myself to see if there's anything worth living for since it's the only thing I want to do that I still haven't ever tried.

>>32563567
Who cares. What are you are faggot or something

justice for the monkey, I bet pekora doesn't even know it's a noctunal creature, and constantly torturing it by keeping the lights on

>>32513015
Same

>>32513002
I'm an ARSnigger

i'm not a footfag. i just post feet stuff to turn anons into footfags

I'm a gachikoi, and I'm seriously considering giving my oshi $30,000 dollars this month to help with her bills, but I got the sneaking suspicion she doesn't love me the way I love her and seems to be trying to push me away lately, even if she says she loves me. Maybe I should just find a real girl to settle down with.

>>32530911
this is quite sad, I am fucking her tho

>>32534817
I heard that is only during dead hours?

>>32578032
>$30,000
>Maybe I should just find a real girl to settle down with
godspeed anon

>>32526149
dont fail it you fucking nerd, take it easy and relax, its not difficult at all

Learning Japanese has been one of the worst mistakes I've ever made. My oshi went from slightly cute to one of the most beautifully charming girls I've ever seen.

I have been grooming my jp oshi to the point where I am a secret mod on her channel and we exchange DMs late into the night

>>32574532
2020 was funny and had great memes like ogey rrat. Now it's just incels

>>32578032
Dude... Do not give her $30,000. She doesn't love you. She doesn't even know that you exist. you're not even a person she talks to IRL.

>>32513002
>confess
never!

>>32526149
It's not worth it anon. Please reconsider. Even if you do fail, life won't be as bad as you think.

>>32526149
then do something for yourself
you will regret it in your grave if you don't try it

>>32526149
Don't go out like a whiney little bitch, the world fucked you over and now it's time to fuck over the world, if you catch my drift
Don't forget to livestream it and shout out your oshi

>>32526149
How are you so stupid that you can’t pass a drivers test? Do you like in some seanig territory or what?

>>32513002
I haven't watched any of the HoloEN girls live in a year... I've recently fallen for a 3view SEAtuber.

>>32535478
skeb gigachad I kneel

>>32573193
Seed moar
in every sense

>>32573193

>>32513002
I'm very homophobic, bisexuals included, if a girl confirms she's straight I instantly start liking her despite anything else bad about her.

I think I’m finally losing my interest in HoloEN. It took a long time but I barely ever watch them stream anymore. If there’s a new gen I doubt I’ll give them a shot.

>>32514988
whom

>>32513067
worst bait ive seen

I am procrastinating right now

>>32513002
Fubuki is the only hag I like.

I've never jacked off to a single vtuber

I don't have an oshi, and despite having poor JP I watch them because they're way more entertaining even with the language barrier.

>>32513002
After over a decade of being unable to take an actual interest in any of the women I've dated, I currently find myself hopelessly and unironically in love with a chuuba

I jacked off to lulu for months before I knew who she was. Used to follow a guy who would post her frequently and I was too much of a coombrain to care who she was at the time.

I had sex with someone that was cosplaying as my oshi and I felt disgusted after

>>32600535
That was me (male). Don't worry your little chipolata still rubbed my boiclit enough ;)

>>32600535
Why did you feel disgusted? was it ugly?

I fapped to torture doujins...again
Can I come back from that?

>>32601005
I don't know exactly why, it just felt wrong when I watched my oshi stream after

>>32601611
If you think about it you did it only because you wanted to see your oshi represented in human form, I see it more as a token of love and you shouldn't be ashamed.

>>32526149
>I also like gooks
>most of them are alright.
Don't even bother waiting for the exam, just end yourself now.

>>32601718
Maybe, it's just me being a retard probably

>>32513015
Not what this thread is about but I appreciate the reveal

>>32526149
Lots of people don't drive anon it's ok

You'd do well in a city/place where you don't need a car

That being said, Driving feels awkward at first but soon you'll be able to do it without thinking/being afraid. Like riding a bike.

>>32513002
I actually don't hate mori's music but like to joke about how awful her music is.

>>32526149
Do a flip.
And stream it.
It's 2022, after all.

I thought I finally got over a lot of my fear of meeting new people & was planning on going out tonight but my oshi is coming back from a hiatus tonight so I'm really considering just staying in

>>32544587
These just sound like excuses you tell yourself to cover for your failure. Stop being such a stupid fuck

>>32583253
You are the reason i don't commit to chuubas that have been streaming for more than 1 week. I only go for the new ones, jp or en.

>>32513188
argentinshitters lmao