/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don’t even watch them im just here for shitposting and drama

>>32469040
just like 90% of this board

>>32469040
same tbqh

Yes, and part of that entretainment requires them to not interact with males

>>32468973
>females
>entertaining

Do not let this thread distract you from the fact that Nene has purchased and is raising 50 Elephant Beetles

>>32468973
I already dropped these whores, I'm just here to shit on them daily

No, that's retarded. I have my steam account and books for that. I watch vtubers for a parasocial relationship with a japanese female with a beautiful anime avatar.

>>32468973
women aren't funny

>>32468973
I don't even know anymore

>>32469040
This but I sometimes do watch them when I have the time.

>>32469040
I used to read political comments that made me depressed, now I have /vt/ to read and it's hilarious... Tho I'd watch my oshi, if she fucking streamed!

>>32468973
I only watch them to give context to all the porn people draw of them

>>32468973

>>32469248
Based. Next we need an ant farm vtuber.

>>32468973
Yes and I find it the most entertaining when the girls don't Collab with the boys.

>>32468973
No, they have fanbase names because they want to be their fan's favorites, you dont call people who watch asmongold asmongoldies right? attachment is part of the thing.

Anon, the ONLY people who actually watch streams on this fucking board are Tempus fans.

>>32468973
Yes, why would anyone watch them for any other reason? You will never meet those girls IRL much less date them so I don't see the point in falling in love with them.

>>32468973
Nope. I'm going to find my gamer gf with them and you can't stop me.

>>32469752
Tempusfans are like the most parasocial on the board.

no? I only watch them for the drama. you can count all the genuinely entertaining chuubas with one hand. it's to be expected... they're women, after all

>>32469817
Not relevant, at least they actually watch the fucking streams everyone else just shitposts about, and have a good time doing so.

>>32469248
Its better than that. She bought two and bred them so theres 50 eggs

>>32468973
Yes?
why else would I watch them?

>>32468973
No, Gura is actually my wife and I'm supporting her in achieving her dreams like a good husband would.

>>32468973
Yes. That's why I only watch Tempus.

>>32469752
> source: my ass

>>32468973
Watch anime for entertainment
Watch vtuber for parasocial relationship

>>32471550
you could just ignore him

>>32469040
That's part of the entertainment.

>>32471587
that would require a deadbeat to do something not retarded

>>32468973
I do masturbate to them but only the ones you're supposed to masturbate to

>>32472930
Like Pekora?

>>32469752
True, king.

>>32468973
No they are my wives and behave as such.

>>32468973
You DO eat food other than pagpag, right mudman faggot?

>>32468973

>>32468973
No. What a stupid question. If I wanted pure entertainment I could do a lot better than ‘below-average IQ female does bad improv while playing a video game poorly.’ Fucking idiot.

>>32474025
>If I wanted pure entertainment I could do a lot better
like what?

>>32474072
Books, movies, playing video games myself, and so on. The things I do when my oshi goes offline.

>>32469040
This must be the only truthful thing I've ever read on this board

Yes. I discover Vtubers either through YouTube recommendations or looking for a Vtuber that has played a game I’m interested in.

>>32468973
No I watch them for therapy

>>32468973
i unironically watch them to interact with my future wife, my oshi.

I do. Not sure what the rest of this board is doing though. Seems mostly attracted to drama and being IRL mean girls.

>>32468973
No, I only watch them as a reference for my career as a content creator.