/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32356076
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

dezmond maguni

/MANS/, why is Nowa Oji so cute?
His laugh and giggles cheer me up every single time. His model isn't that great but for some reason he relays his emotions to us so well. His little gasps over anything cool makes me want to hug him so bad. I get excited when he gets excited. When he gets upset or angry, it makes me want to comfort him and tell him that everything is alright.
When I'm not having a good day, I think of Nowa Oji comforting me and giving me a big warm hug too. He'd be such a great and loving husband. I have days where I don't even feel like lewding him because he's just so endearing. He's so aware of what needs attention, like how he's afraid of Axel feeling left out in the MSPaint meme drawing and him accompanying Magni during his Mortuary Assistant stream. He knows how much Altare had went through at such a young age and truly, deeply cares for him as well as the rest of his buddies. He's such a genuine individual.
I hope he has a good day. I hope he feels happy spending time with the boys and us fans. He truly deserves everything in this world. I'm really so happy to be a Vestie.

do you think axel is grounded after ruining vesper's minecraft house

The boys are grounded.

>>32356268
NOOOOOO

When will axel stream solo, i miss him so bad that i just keep repeating his old stream

>>32356268
Can Nowa Oji please ground me too

>>32356076
The TRUE 5th Member of Tempus

https://youtu.be/oGKnc6AgJjg?t=4788
Does peanut butter really goes well with noodles?

>>32356317
>ywn have nowa pull you aside to sternly reprimand you
why bother

>>32356106
Amen

If Nowa oji reprimanded me for anything, I think I'd genuinely cry. It's like getting told off by your favorite teacher who usually likes your jokes and gets along with you, it feels awful.

>>32356374
The thing Magni described is a little jank and very poor college student-y, but it's fundamentally sound and is something you see in Thai, Japanese, and Korean cuisine. You usually aren't literally just putting in peanut butter in but a properly rich and nutty sauce.

>>32356290
SC reading in 2days.
His zatsu is amazing but I want him to play games too

>>32356374
Peanut sauce goes very well with noodles and it's actualy a thing in hongkong
Don't know about peanut butter itself though since it's sweeter and not exactly a sauce

I can't wait to hear Magmi actually sing a full song on his own

>>32356268
that looks like the opposite of being grounded, more like walled

https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever/status/1562684541315448834

>>32356374
it's kind of like this
https://youtu.be/wBeuHw9kQmo

>>32356840
this but magni being choked

>>32356840
>vesper pov

>>32356374
There’s a lot of cuisines out there that use peanut sauce. Some make peanut sauce from crushed/ground peanuts but those that don’t have access to them can just use peanut butter as a substitute
I once mixed peanut butter (and sesame oil) with my indomie and it actually tasted better

EEK

>>32356525
Yep, i want to watch his dumb ass playin some games without understanding anything

JWU, did Magni cancel his Art stream, or was the VOD privated?

>>32357229
Privated.

>>32357229
VOD was privated but someone did snag the full VOD

>>32357229
He privated it because it was scuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIiEgBKndW0

What happened to Magni's stream?

>>32357279
>another collab

>>32357291 (me)
/mans/ wasn't loading new posts for me, ignore
Unless you have the link to the VOD, pls share

is it menhera vesties hour yet or should i blogpost on an empty twitter instead of here

>>32356374
I tried the peanut butter and ramen thing and it just tasted nasty, peanut butter != peanut sauce

JWU how was the Nowa and Bae collab?

>>32357355
they like collabing with each other
>>32357387
I thought it was really funny.
Vesper went too easy on Bae with his selection of "boomer" items.
Bae is 100% zoomer though and her stuff I was completely clueless about.

>>32357385
Did you at least try to melt the peanut butter in the ramen broth before you ate it? Also, use the less sweeter ones for cooking

>>32357368
i guess judging by lack of responses, it is not menhera vesties hour and i shall away with mineself

https://mega.nz/folder/8wIxAZQA#XX7SpKipm0df481vjmkK2A

Mag VOD

>>32357739
Appreciated

>>32357279
NICE. I've been waiting for more sims.

leader's room during the LoL collab

regus needs to drop the "kobo short" """"joke"""" already

>>32358195
ogey kobob

>>32357387
Very good!

>>32358195
okay kopoop

>>32358195
Break his kneecaps Kobo then he will be the same height as you.

>>32357739
Why was it nuked?

>>32358419
he flashed a picture of leader's massive 10inch girthy uncircumcised red knobbed cock on screen

>>32358419
Sang a michael jackson song with his loopring. You can find a mega link for the vod in the archives

Gonna catch up on VODs today, is the collab with rat worth watching? I'm not really interested in the outside collabs.

>>32358195
they should both suck my dick

>>32358447
>>32358492
thanks - watching the vod right now.
Couldn't he just have cut it out?

are any of the tempus members block autists?

>>32358551
No, he can't cut out Leader's massive korean cock, otherwise he would've been forced to graduate.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1566003756612800513

>>32356840
What a smug little shit, makes me want to punt it.

>>32358522
Post dick (with timestamp) or gtfo

>>32358552
Altare.

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32358507
it is, almost done watching it rn

>>32358634
this fucker should be sleeping lmao

>>32359087
He broke his sleeping schedule again.

>>32358981
Okay, cool. I'll watch it since Nowa is probably losing his mind in it.

>Tempus vs stars JP in left 4 dead 2
nice, when was this announced

>>32358551
stream was scuffed so he wasn't planning on archiving it anyway

>>32359402
Altare's most recent Mortuary Assistant
Project Zomboid Collab
on multiple Stars JP twitters

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>32359969
dan dan needed a sacrifice to be revived

...what are you lads up to?

>>32360089
shut the fuckup

>>32360269

>>32360089
>>32360374
Japanese "humor"

>>32360089
Thinking about Nowa Oji!!

>>32360499
Why so angry? Nta but just chill out.

>>32359969
what did he do....

>>32361287
everything

>>32361287

we hate magni until he puts the vod back up

OVA delivery. No idea why I called it that at the time, or now.
I think this concept has sufficiently run its course for me, one part each for each of the guys and then this inspired by events of a special stream. Hopefully this also lets you relive the events of more or less two weeks ago. Though it feels like it's aged like milk so not sure if it holds the same place in your heart. Special thanks to the original image creator that inspired these musings. Enjoy.

Links of the previous four for posterity.

1. >>31374749
2. >>31386440
3. >>31543258
4. >>31570985

Today was a special day. It was the first Tempus collab with their JP senpai in Minecraft. Both Incel-kun and Fujoshi-chan were extremely excited to see how the members would interact with the other Stars. "I've got chips and bought drinks." Incel-kun proclaimed. Putting his snacks on the table in front of them. "I tried my hand at baking cookies again, I think they're much better than last time," Fujoshi-chan stated proudly. "I've also put tea in a thermos to keep it warm, if you wanted that instead of soda." Incel-kun hesitated, but reached for one of the cookies adorning the plate. At the very least, it didn't look burned. Observing that it looked edible, he popped a corner into his mouth and chewed it over. "It's...shit." Incel-kun gave his appraisal while chewing. Fujoshi-chan looked a little disappointed by this, and sighed. "Ahh, as expected, maybe I'm just no good at this baking thing. Well, if you don't want them, we've still got your chips." Incel-kun shook his head as he finished the cookie he had. "What? I said it's good shit." He picked another two from the plate and began munching again. "Seriously hard to believe you baked these yourself, they're absolutely different from the charred crap you gave me a while back." Fujoshi-chan felt her cheeks flush a little at Incel-kun's glowing review. "I'm glad you liked them."
It was time for the stream to start, and what a stream it was. Both of them enjoyed it immensely. Though they were into different parts and viewed certain interactions in a different light, they both found themselves sharing certain jokes. Upon seeing Magni interact with Rio, Incel-kun screamed "6 horas de sexo'' and Fujoshi-chan giggled, "they do have cute interactions." Uncle Nowa's silence due to shyness over the situation and getting lost, Axel ascending to the top of the poop structure and becoming the Poop King and Altare's adventures to the master sword, culminating in the boys doing the Zelda item jingle and receiving food from Arupapa after being too embarrassed to ask for it. It was all wonderful, and there were many many more great moments that made it extremely enjoyable. By the end of it, Fujoshi-chan was sobbing, overwhelmed by the emotions of it and Incel-kun was so worked up he had taken off his shirt and jumped up on the couch screaming "BROTHERS!" Suffice to say, both of them were riding on a high. Their boys had made it.
Fujoshi-chan was the first to break the post-stream silence. "Hey, Incel-kun, I've been thinking and, well," she fidgeted a little, as if struggling to get the words out. "Incel-kun, would you like to, well, want to continue talking about the stream a little while and have dinner together? I'll order us something. Sounds good, doesn’t it?" Incel-kun stopped posing and got down from atop the couch and looked over to Fujoshi-chan. "You know what bro-" he replied. "You know what, sister. That doesn't sound half bad. I'm in. What are you thinking of?" "Whatever you want," Fujoshi-chan grinned. "I'll pay for it, as thanks for the chili last time. Though, perhaps you'd want to put your shirt back on now." Incel-kun quickly grabbed his discarded shirt from the floor and put it back on sheepishly, trying to block out Fujoshi-chan's laughter. Sitting himself back down on the couch he moved in closer to Fujoshi-chan while she loaded up UberEats. Their night was just beginning, and they had a lot to discuss. While Incel-kun would grimace at Fujoshi-chan going on her long rants about which pairing was better at any given time and why they belonged together and in return, Fujoshi-chan would meekly smile in return when Incel-kun went on one of his toxic ramblings over how women are a mistake, or how his bros are better than anything else, because they'd prefer to interact within their own rather than reach out to women. One thing was for certain. It was clear that from the conversations held over dinner that both of them held immense adoration for their MANS, and, well, who knows, perhaps adoration for each other.
~fin~

>>32361572
ogey

>>32361572

>>32361287
Nothing. There was no stream on the night of September 2, 2022.

magni whyyyyyyy

>>32361925
Do you guys think a shoto collab would be approved?

man watching the boys playing zomboid is so fun
is the game solo still fun? i've heard some people say it's kinda daunting at first but once you get it that it's kinda shallow

>>32362007
i hope not

>>32361925
holy fuck why

>>32362061
Solo is still fun, but it can get stale after a while, especially if you've gotten the hang of the game already. Once that happens I recommend trying out the exclusive challenge modes for solo if you're looking to spice things up a bit, though.

Altnowa for the dead hours.
https://twitter.com/Alter0tic/status/1565928610023854081?t=0M5MS1MYxDKT3nPTCsYt6A&s=19

why do all of the women keep playing AoE II but none of the boys?

>>32362061
If you’re a roleplayer and can get immersed it’s probably fun solo.

>>32361925
>>32362007
I don't like the guy, but I think by now it's pretty obvious that he gets along pretty well with most of Tempus. They respond to him all the time, so I'm just going to prepare myself for the inevitable. Who knows maybe he'll behave when he doesn't get enabled by his collab partners.

>>32362611
I don’t like shoto but he’s huge.

>>32362495
Pickme behavior. Nah jk, IDs have great camaraderie and Kiara probably got asked by Reine to play it.

Good morning cultarists

https://youtu.be/5a4DzopVs-c

I find this upload suspicious. Anyone else spot it?

>>32362495
uuuuh bratty niece

Jwu. How was the Bae Nowa collab earlier?

https://youtu.be/r-QFgPvUmJ0

>>32360846
I am not angry, I just never found that joke funny nor relatable ever since I first saw it.

>>32363210
bad

>>32362061
solo player here. it's fun, yeah there's a lot to do, build and going through hordes but the moment you get a good base and get good equipment it does get stale. the water and electricity going out does make it harder esp. if you're unprepared however it's not really like, debilitating. (unless RNG messed with you and you haven't found any generators then maybe.)

>>32363210
Funny. The zomboid collab first and last hour were funnier though

>>32363093
Thanks for the clip, but don't shill your channel this way.

>>32362666
Huge cause hes got luxiem's fujo. If tempus did collab with him, it will be disaster

>>32363327
i think he means the clip was similar to the one posted /here/

>>32363234
uohhhhh ToT

>>32363427
there'll be worst shitposting then when they collab with the girls

>>32362611
In Altare's case, he has such high standards for his content, I doubt he would collab with him without giving him some guidelines to follow beforehand, since he seems to hate any type of pandering. I would like to believe they won't collab, but I used to think Altare wouldn't collab with the girls either.

>>32363645
What do u mean he hates pandering when sometimes he does act like a faggot with the tempus boys. The only reason the pandering stopped cause axel will always talk how sussy magni or altare acts

I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI I HATE YAOI

>>32363427
They will get filtered by Leader's chatwargling and the ones remaining will fall in line.

>>32363902
Based

>>32363902
What about Yuri?

>>32363997
It's the same garbage

>>32363885
I was under the impression he acts like a faggot in the way a lot of dudes fag around with their friends...

>>32363997
trash

>>32363902
me on the right

>>32363997
He's an overrated Tales protagonist.

>>32363902
It should be Vesper

>>32363902
Seeing Oga getting pegged always makes me hard

Whatever. Post Magni Sex

>>32364091
You shut your mouth right now

>>32364237
gross

You will NEVER have a penis

>>32364237
Magni Sex

>>32364453
You mean like two or?

AXEL AND MAGNI MAKING PUPPIES!
sauce + full: https://poipiku.com/6115621/7434330.html

>>32364392
You want some of this too anon. We're all friends here, you don't have to hide it.

>>32364577
Don't you lie to me, fujo. I've seen your kind posting Nijimale buttsex on twitter.

>>32364710
NTA but... so you looked through them, then?

>>32364710
Women don't care if we enjoy it or not. Truly vile and hateful creatures.

>>32364788
I will make you enjoy it

>>32364771
Yes? Anon posts a link, I click on the link, I find myself surrounded by butthole sex.

>>32364614
I KISS YOU. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

wow their fanarts are cool

>>32364882
why would you click on the link?

How was zomboid? I had to sleep but Axel being Axel was kind of filtering me. Did he at least try to pay attention a little bit?

>>32364614

I've only seen the gay sex posted here.

Fujoshis deserve reality correction

>>32364614
Holy shit, I didn't expect the full nelson request from how many threads ago to be done. Thank you for the food, I did not expect axmag content like this and I'm well fed.

If I get into StarsEN 2 I'm gonna steal Rio from Magni

>>32364969
Why would I NOT click the link? If you were smart, you would click random twitter links you find here too.

>>32364974
absolutely hilarious you have to watch it

>>32365037
If I get into StarsEN2, I'm going to seduce this anon before he gets the chance.

>>32365037
>>32365071
Post dick+timestamp

>>32365047
anon...

>>32365071
You wouldn't. You are not Rio.

>>32365109
Nice try fujosis, not falling for that one.

ITT

>>32364614
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO SEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
That's really fucking good, drawanon. Great work.

>>32365178
not the drawanon thought i'd include the sauce in one post

>>32365173
I hate that the general assumption of always men doesn't apply to this thread and anyone could be a secret woman here.

how do (You) feel about the fact we're only used for satisfaction by magni?

>>32365311

How am I doing Apex bros?
>started a new account on PC after not playing since S5
>solo queued the whole way through
not sure if its because of PC but I can't believe how sweating fucking bronze and silver were. I almost chucked my mouse several times out of anger.

>>32364974
Probably the funniest collab to date. After magni left the energy dropped for a bit but it picked up again and then at the end they did a suicide pact by downing bleach together

AYO MAGNATION ANY NEW LEW-
>>32364614
Oh bb that’s what i’m talking about

Finally got around to watching Leader's horror game VOD and it's nice that Nowa decided to show up just to comfort him.
Leader is playing some 4D chess with how he was acting all cute to get Nowa to stay with him for longer.

How was the mating press collab? I'm about to catch up on it now. Any good OC I missed?

>>32365311
>ywn never be objectified & only used for satisfaction by magni
why live...

>>32366025
Bae mindbreaks Vesper at the end
it was fucking hilarious though

>>32366071
I'm still mad over 'lol' being seen as passive aggressive. What the fuck zoomers.

>>32362495
Because Nowa has yet to perfect his corner wall strategy to take on Tempus in a 3v1 collab yet.

>>32366117
It can be but with close friends you should know hoe your friends use their lols

>>32365237
I hate women too.

>>32366025
this image sums up the stream

>>32366117
that pissed me off too
zoomers are fucking stupid, but I shouldnt be surprise. Only saving grace is I know how to trigger zoomers in text

>>32366117
>vt’ers:
>lol lmao, RUMAO. kek
>also vt’ers:
>omg how can lol be used as sarcasm or passive agressiveness? ! Le gasp le heckin zoomers!

>>32366071
>>32366188
Ojisantachi...not like this...we were supposed to correct the damn zoomer brrat...

>>32366202 (me)
oh yea fuck these virtue signally badges in Apex. I hate zoomers

>>32366202
the fuck are those?

>>32366247
Zoomers thought they were being too deep for you and made the semi colon a symbo of suicide prevention. Like what the fuck lmao

>>32366202
What in carnation?

>>32366247
The left one is the sign of a trans black man impaling the homosexual community.

>>32366202
I can't believe they added being black and muslin to the mental illness flag.

>>32358195
Yes he does, in the sense I don't want to hear about women in his streams, I don't care

>>32366240
Not even Nowa can handle how fucking weird zoomers are and how shitty and nonsensical the monthly passing trends they make up

>>32366202 (me)
I was originally gonna post it and decided against it and accidentally repasted it in my post so I'm deleting it to avoid some butthurt meido banning me

>>32365872
Bronze and Silver being sweaty as fuck is a recent thing. Congrats anon it's smooth sailing from here.

>>32361925
Magni can't help himself but respond to Niji members and twitch thot indies.

>>32366414
shut the fuck up dumb bitch

>>32362611
>>32361925
Imagine Shoto being desperate for a new kind of audience after suffering long enough with the literal 12 olds granfathered to him through Vox

>>32366409
Smooth sailing until Diamond 4, Diamond 3 maybe

>>32366025
I accept that I'm a boomer.
I don't want to live in the world with Avolatte, Glitterbutt and hitting the woah

I'm currently watching the stream. Will Nowa stay all the way?

Rio is going to sing btw

>>32363902
Basado

>>32366518
I don't mind the glitterbutt if it leads to some kinky shit
Hitting the woah... I want to torture whoever made that shit a trend

>>32366374
Next time, we should send Axel after Bae. His giga-autism is our secret weapon

>>32366374
I'm noticing that all of Nowa's items are societal cornerstones like toys, classroom items, technology, and so far all of Bae's are gimmicks or fads that are already practically irrelevant or for literal children

>>32366518
Let's say Bae did a Glitterbutt and then slap her ass, will you move further away or attempt to sniff it?

>>32366578
Im still surprised this shit hasn't happened yet. We need an Aussie vs Aussie

>>32366557
I don't want glitter in my urethra.
I'll be pissing sparkles for the rest of the week.

>>32366578
>nowa collab before aussie collab
I'm starting to think Axel's women anxiety is actually real.

>>32366608
If she slaps her ass I'm gonna go in and pound that brat until my cock is covered in her juices and glitter and then ill make her suck it off

https://youtu.be/-5Fn52hD-j0
>vesper!! :D

>>32366685
Wait, his whole thing about how he thinks cute girls will react to him? He didn't seem to have a problem telling Ollie about Nodoka.

guys update the schedule please, Tempus got a few collabs tommor that's not listed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mltly7aepfI
Rio singing with a runny nose

>>32362007
god, i hope not.
This leech only got huge because he rode on Luxiem's coattails back when they were blowing up with chink fujos and underaged teenage girls. That's the majority of his fanbase too.
It's why both leech and Luxiem have massive overlap in their fanbase to the point where people thought shito was part of Luxiem because he was almost in every collab. I heard he even whined about it because his chat kept asking why he wasn't with NijiEN and said he wanted to be "seen as his own person" or some shit, only to immediately go back to collabing with NijiEN afterwards. A collab with Tempus would be nerve-wrackingly awful.

>>32366117
I'm zoomer and I still can't understand how the fuck 'lol' is pasive aggressive. I recognized most things Vesper showed but didn't know any stuff from Bae.
Fuck, why did I have to be born in this retarted generation

>>32366518
yes but cute little rat on your lap uuuuuh naughty uncle

>>32366839
>I'm zoomer
lol

lol /mans/ is funny

>>32366854
NTA as a nearly boomer I fucking hate zoomers, but I have an inexplicable attraction to short, dumbass women.

>What's viscosity
uoooooo this rat

>>32366982
I'll show her the viscosity of an older man...!

>>32366876
Kek 10/10

>>32364614
So this is what he mean in his spore stream...

Jesus Rio's singing like a fucking female?! How the fuck do you make your voice sound like that?!

>>32366982
I couldn't with her. Actual single digit IQ
>What in carnation
>What's a VCR?

>>32367047
Just like in my doujins

>>32366839
My guess is that lol is used so much in text that it has become the default response to any conversation rather than just showing that you just laughed. That why LOL is being used as the replacement for lol to convey to other person that you in fact did laughed.

>>32366685
I think Axel is too himbo to collab with holo girls and he realizes that.

>>32366578
Dingo's pure retardation could rival rat any day. I'd love to see it but he's been so tired lately and his cover he's been working on hasn't even released yet.

>>32366590
Zoomers have majority passing trends that never really stick just like memes due to short attention span. Flavor of the month gimmicks are probably the one thing Bae could use against Nowa since it's basically what Zoomers like.

>>32366923
It’s better to get an idiot girl and wife her up her than get someone who thinks too much and bitches about everything.

>>32367129
train yourself like Kira did (although that can really fuck you up) or be born with it like Rio

>>32366523
Yep. Altare gave him the puppy dog eyes and got him to stay by speedrunning the last parts

>>32361925
ew, cringe

>>32367129
lol

>>32367315
I bet he felt accomplished when he made vesper laugh like that at the end

>>32367385
He definitely did.
Never forget that Nowa is Leader's favorite.

>>32367170
>axel
>knowing or caring
hes just gay and retarded

>>32367487
*Straight and retarded

>FTL
alucard is so based

>>32367535
"I'm interested in this"

I made the mistake of looking at other threads in the catalog, it's a madhouse out there bros. Zero chill.

>>32367315
Nice.

>>32367596
Sigh we’re never going to stop getting these posts huh

>>32367596
>looking at catalog
That was your first mistake, bro

>>32366590
I was thinking about that myself for a bit. I can't really blame her that much because while Vesper is old he's not a literal, tech illiterate boomer. He's a "boomer"(late Gen X/early Millennial) who stuck with the tech industry. So it would be a lot harder for her if she just fought fire with fire. I'd argue she was lucky Vesper didn't know what the pop fidget toy was. They're not as shilled as spinners, but they're getting around especially since it's easier to integrate the toy into other products. School stuff went ham on it, like pop rulers, pop pencil cases, and pop backpacks. Bae leaning mostly on trendy zoomer entertainment was the better option. Many Gen Xers and millennials won't be phased by how tech is progressing these days like their (grand)parents, but they still scratch their heads at the stuff zoomers are into.

>>32367596
I really enjoyed the TV show Monk, wonder if anyof the boys did too.

>>32367746
>I'd argue she was lucky Vesper didn't know what the pop fidget toy was.
I only know this because my literal toddler uses one.

>>32367746
The entire stream with all the zoomer trends made me so fucking confused. I'm not even a boomer but I haven't heard of half the shit Bae was showing off

thats it. chumbies have been asking for it. release the collab

>>32367777
Personally I still gotta know if Vesper likes or at least has watched Columbo for a time.

Altnowa, blackmail

Nowa will never drive you out, why live?

>>32367978
I'm 99% sure he watched Columbo and his favourite episode is with that stupid robot

>>32367989
OOOOOOOOUUUUU SO GOOD ToT
I still can't get over Nowa and Leader wanting to go camping together...just the two of them...

>>32367989
aaaaaa yandere leader is so hot. reminds me of harada's semes

>>32367989
i'm glad someone is nice enough to pay nowa's head

>>32367978
He definitely has, not even a question. If only because of his suspected RM age.

>>32367978
>>32367777
Are the boys allowed to do watchalongs? I don't think anyone in Tempus has done a movie night yet.

>>32368398
They’re free to do watchalongs but what they’re allowed to watch for the watchalongs will need approval from management if mumei not being allowed to watch a film involving climate change is anything to go by

>>32368598
>not being allowed to watch a film involving climate change
WTF. How is that controversial?

>>32368830
climate change is a scam

>>32367989
Uoohh tskr anon

too many annoying baits about my boy, say something nice about magni

>>32364614
The Spore prophecy came true...

>>32369305
No, Magni Dezmond sucks dick

>>32368398
I want the boys to do a watchalong of Master & Commander

>>32369383
Ah yes that one film women will never understand

What's your guys' favourite fanart of the boys? Mine is this one.

>>32369305
Uhhh I’m imagining altare matingpressing magni at their first off collab
Does that count

>>32367596
I hate that the existence of the boys has given shitposters unlimited ammunition.

>>32369472
I like the one that looks like an old jrpg
Oh and the one where they are students walking home

>>32369521
Shitpost this *slaps your ass*

>>32369305
Cute homosexual goofball who I wish I could pay for a lap dance

>>32369472
the chibi one on raft but I lost it

I want a long comfy night drive with Vesper. Sitting beside him at the front seat while the other boys are asleep at the back. (You) enjoying your long awaited peace with him after a whole day of the boys fooling around and singing songs. The ones awake are only you and him, accompanied by the low whirring of the car driving down the highway.
The radio, which its volume was lowered, started playing Fly Me To The Moon. You begin to hum a little to the instrumental since you aren't that great with singing to begin with.

To your surprise, he starts to murmur the lyrics to the song. There was a tinge of shyness in his voice. You know that he isn't that confident in his singing - yet, he seems to want to have this serene moment with you.
With one hand on the wheel, he reaches for your hand with his free one and holds it gently, treating you ever so tenderly as his fingers intertwines with yours.

"You should take a nap too, you know?" He mentions in between his casual singing. You chuckle, telling him how you want to accompany him since he'll be lonely if you did sleep.

"That's fine," he circles his thumb on your finger, "me holding your hand is enough for tonight. Get some rest."

And so you did. He continues to mumble the lyrics in his ever so deep yet soothing register, eventually serenading you to sleep. For a moment, though, you catch him stealing a glance at you, beaming in your direction before getting his eyes back on the road.

This one, for me.

>>32369637
noone asked

>>32369707
Who's Noone?

>>32369472
I am a simple man

>>32368598
So they can do movie nights as long as the film doesn't have anything that might spark unnecessary drama.
Can they watch anime films or shows? I don't know if they need perms in EN to do watchalongs for anime. I kinda want them to watch Afro Samurai.

>>32369637
ah..ah.. yumevestie feeding us well. gochisousamadeshita

>>32369472
found it

>>32369609
Same...

>>32369956
i'm happy the boys decided to make this a running series for collabs, it's a lot more fun then Apex in my opinion

>>32369919

Anyone got link to magni's rap intro? I was watching the boomer zoomer stream and missed it.

>>32369637
from what i gather, basically the boys fics are like,
>nowa
vanilla, comfy romance
>magni
correction
>alter
gutfuck
>axel
i honestly don't know yet

Is Vesper's editor someone he already knew or recently hired?

Do you guys think Vesper is literally a librarian? I mean if you think about it, buying a crap ton of monitors and cpus for a large library totally makes sense which would explain his plastic ball story. Not only that, we can assume from his words that he doesn't have formal education in IT, nor Comp Engineering. His fascination for books and reading is also a dead giveaway, and his knowledge on library management.

>>32370268
he worked in the e-commerce industry iirc. Wouldn't be surprised if he worked in some kind of library/bookstore some point in his life though

>>32370268
He's my cock sleeve

>>32370099
I'm just a vocal yumevestie that actually craves for fluffy, vanilla romance with this ojisan. The other kinks are just a bonus. I love imagining how e.g Nowa Oji would be as a husband and all. He really does have a sweet and wonderful personality it's hard to not think of him in such scenarios.
I do think Axel yumes want the same (at least from what I gathered from previous threads), they're just pretty quiet or a minority here.

Rewatching Boomer vs Zoomer. I just realized something: Vesper's meltdown over Hit the Woah caused Bae to laugh so hard you could faintly hear Bae laughing her ass off through Vesper's sound channel. Wasn't hearing the stream so intently when it was live.

>>32369472
I like the classics. And I want them to go full villain too

>>32369852
Anime watchalongs are greenlighted by management. Subaru does watchalongs of anime like Steins;gate and Shien once had a public watchalong of Summer Wars
Western films are also okay since some of the girls and guys were allowed to do watchalongs of Marvel movies and Miko frequently hosts Western film watchalongs on Twitch

>>32370124
The first one, also that femboy design is pure sex.

>>32370268
Sure. I can believe it.

>>32370436
I just thought he put her on 1 instead of 0 lmao

the boys all have switch right?
they should play that game with all the boardgames

https://youtu.be/wxhsrU3g98g
Axel...

>>32370629
they do, but axel has bad internet cuz northern elysium

>>32370099
Genuine question, are there any AxelX(You) fics /here/ yet? I don't see them too often, but that's probably because /mans/ has more of a soft spot for Nowa Oji and Axel yumes are probably on Twitter.

>>32370629
The problem is with Axel, they can't seem to be able to sync up. That's why the Mario Party collab was changed into L4D.

>>32370436
The girls are legit getting streamer buff from the boys. I actually found Mori funny during the art collab. Then Hakoz was pretty cool too. DBD was actually decent, niggers just had to mald.

>>32370458
Nice. I hope the boys try doing a movie night and ask for fan recommendations. That would be fun as hell

Bonkening status?

>>32370436
timestamp? i swore she was muted

How come Magni hasn't spammed with Sonic games so far? Are they difficult to get perms or something?

>>32369305
Wait what? What's even bait-worth about magni?

6 HORAS playing with fuma and kubo

>>32370715
i think i saw some but yeah they're pretty rare

>>32371271
>kubo

>>32369472
This

>>32368398
Most likely. I wouldn't recommend them to do it anyways this early; I'd still say they should wait for a just few more months, maybe two or three, if only so the true purity fags will finally shift their attention away from them and not try and do to act like the Capcom to Tempus' Mio in order to fucking disintegrate them with false copyright strikes and false flagging.

>>32369472
this one is my fave

no new Axel cover yet, he HATES us

>>32370715
Yeah, most Axel yumes are on Twitter. I think there are a few in the threads a day or two ago.
I wish I could write something for Axel/(You), but I know too little about him. I do like him a lot though. Some prompts would be nice

>>32371303
Why doesn't Ragus mess with her name as well?

>>32371271
+ gamma now

>>32368830
It's just a political thing at this point and Cover doesn't want to risk making anyone mad enough that their reputation and/or bottom line is affected.

>>32371411
he did. he called her kabob

>>32363902
>Hate Yaoi
>Posting implied pegging or futa on man
futa on man honestly feels even gayer than Yaoi, as it's often emasculating the male to empower the futa

>>32371493
What is this twitter speech

Why does Vesper keep repeating his sentences?
Why does Nowaoji keep repeating his sentences?
Why does he keep repeating his sentences?

>>32369370
Of course he does, that's why he's in dire need of kusogaki rape correction and hardcore mpreg breeding.

Good morning /mans/.
Is it known who is streaming their POV besides Altare in the upcoming L4D2 collab? Holodex has Rio and Shien but I really think there will be just 2 POVs, Altare and someone from JP.

>>32371521
twitter speech?

>>32371535
Good luck Altare

>>32371531
He wants to make sure you heard him clearly.
He just wants to make sure you heard him clearly, you know?

>>32356666
yeah it's a shame we've never heard him sing, not once, not ever.

>>32369383
I want to see them watch Who Killed Captain Alex. I honestly believe Unce Nowa has already seen it but would be down to introduce it to the boys and watch their minds BREAK from how fucking wacky it is.

>>32371648
Birdemic, Sharknado, The Room, etc. Basically everything that's so bad they became good.

>>32369472
Short stack fem!Nowa

Remember /MANS/, Magni Dezmond did not stream Passpartout this week. HE DID NOT STREAM AT ALL.

>>32369521
But the rate that OC is created is absolutely fucking KINO and makes it worth it. I'm not even talking about the porn and other lewd art here, just the memes and other art that's produced here either from the artists feeling like it or because anons request it.

>>32371368
and no karaokes yet either, even leader have done an unarchived karaoke. does he hate us

>>32369609
Why would you pay for it? Just try and act as dominant as possible, maybe slap his ass a bit, and he'll probably do it without you even having to ask.

>>32371912
U-uooooooooooooooooooh

>>32369472

A classic

>kobo invites axel to valo on stream
If Axel doesn't join this impromptu valo collab I will really believe he has woman anxiety

>>32372104
Surely he won't be intimidated by his leader's baby sister?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb_vjmxY4z8
Oh he's accepted, will probbly join after this game. Come watch the dog soon.

>>32371912
If I was Leader, sure

I still don't understand how come Axel is not the most lusted over member of Tempus. He has the hottest model and voice (when speaking Japanese) and his cute personality feels like it should be yume magnet, but I rarely see them at all.
He remind me a lot of Bae, and you know how much brrats want to mating press her.

>>32372405
Male aussie debuff

>>32372405
the yumes got mindbroken by nodoka

>>32372405
He might be a little too dumb for me. Also Magni has the hottest voice. Sorry Axelyume.

>>32372405
just wait for the Dragon Quest perms and the comfy streams with him talking about his childhood memories of playing JRPGs with his dad and the yumes will flood in.

>>32372405
nodoka is killing them, I heard recently from other yumej

>>32372405
He didn't use this version that's why

>>32372405
Unironically too retarded for my tastes

Fuma's model is really good, but why is the resolution so shit? Is it another Oga situation?

>>32372489
>>32372564
Mating press-posting only kept on increasing after Bae's yab.

i had a dream vesper was a big, gentle black male with long dreads and glasses

>>32372405
Being an EN bilingual is a curse if you have nothing else to offer

>>32372405
My taste is Nowa Oji. I love dorky smart older men that has a lot of wisdom and knowledge about almost everything. But I understand why people yume for Axel

>>32372405
personally for me i'm not attracted to airheads. I see him more as a little brother, too.

>>32372581
>tongue out
>pulling leash

Conceptualize the feeling of mating Nodoka and cumming deep insider her womb

>>32370124
Must be groundhog day because I swear I've seen this question and people answering for like three or more threads in a row.

i’m still not over leader wanting to play the mortuary assistant with vesper and pretending to be way more scared than he was to make it happen. why the fuck is he like that? was he THAT jealous?

Hmm I really really like Bae’s design. Anyone got any suggestions for an illustration involving her and Noir? Her fanbase seems pretty chill compared to say Kronii’s

It's been some time since it got mentioned by Altare I think, but I finally finished my Gakkou Gurashi binge and now I feel like I could use a deep sleep to reset my brain

>>32372927
I’m a fujo and I agree with this, he feels more like a bro i want to play around with than sexo

>>32372405
I see him more as a brother or a cute son than someone to be a yume for. He has cute little bro vibes, dumb big bro vibes, or a son you want to support depending on how you look at it. I guess he could lean into that?

>>32371014
sonic are safe games for magni, he wants to explore new games and try them out on stream

>>32373109
Psychopaths love manipulating people.

>>32372405
As a axelyume, i tend to not post here since axel seems the most disliked member here n people just keep spamming other members thats why our post are burried. Axelotles are basically minority in here

>>32370436
Yeah I saw a couple of anons mentioning that in one of the threads last night, was interesting to see.

God I love Gamma so much

I come here and see all those yumes lusting over our boys and i just get jealous...
guess i should leave this place to the women

>>32370629
Axel has Elysian shitternet and DEFINITELY isn't patient enough to do board games. Although I'd hope DnD would be different since it involves so much imagination and RP.

>>32373109
Because Nowa should always give Leader the most attention. ALWAYS. >>32367442

>>32373314
nowa is literally me so they lust over me

>bro-zoned by viewers
it's over...

>>32373314
incel chaama...

>>32373400
The ultimate brotuber

>>32370436

>>32373400
Sup bro

>>32371707
These aren't bad choices. I licked Alex specifically since there's so much charm in it from being so low-budget and indie you have basically no choice but to respect and enjoy it.

>>32373278
i love how he did the shota demon prompt

>>32372405
He's too much of a bro.

>>32373529
Can't believe Gamma leaked the designed for StarsEN gen2, RIP.
I hope he doesn't graduate.

>>32372104
With his own female stalker that followed him over to life as Axel it honestly wouldn't surprise me if he was genuinely worried about her or others like her from the girls' end trying to do something to him.

>>32373238
Nice falseflag incel retard

>>32373479
I love that confused expression so much

>>32373109

>>32370855
Around the 1:27:38 mark, around the time Vesper specifically melts down about old people hitting the woah. Specifically you can hear the apex of Bae's inhales in her laugh. Before then you could also hear more faintly a bit of the audio from the videos Bae sent him.

Be warned, though: A least for me, I have to put the volume way up while listening carefully. Which means you're doing that while Vesper is shouting in pain at (near) max volume. Wouldn't recommend headphones of any kind. I didn't need them to catch the laughing.

>>32373400
He has more girls salivating over him in the chat than any other member in his solo streams, I dunno where all those replies to the bait post are coming from.

>>32373632
Isn't there like an ocean between him and his stalker

>>32373314
Thread would be better if you did but we all know you won’t
Social parasite.

>stalker

>>32373685
don't forget part 1

>>32373715
im just gonna sit in a corner

>>32373238
>axel is the most hated member of his gen
>bae (and sana prior to her) is the most hated member of her gen
>what they have in common: aussie status
Hmm

>>32373238
In the off chance that this is real I want to you to know that's you're pathetic. Get off your ass and start posting sis.

>>32373814
Dangit stupid cute anon making me regret my post
I-i’m sorry...

axel did join

AXEL JOINING FUMA AND KOBO

ENTER AXEL

>>32373892
+ the rest of uproar minus uyu anon. Don't do them dirty.

>>32373855
That’s a sis as much as the “IT’S MA’AM. IT’S MA’AM” is a woman

>>32373929
i just said that cus it's what the stream started as

>>32373929
Uyu… please collab, you fucking loner

FROM STAGE LEFT.

this is axel's first collab outside of stars, huh?

It's nice that Axel can hangout with his JP senpais as much as he wants since he isn't hindered by the language barrier.

>>32373818
Prety sure Altare is still the most hated member of the gen. Axel is just the one no one gives a shit about. He's the middle child you forgot existed.

>>32374022
It's also his first collab with a girl in Holo...He sounds kinda nervous

>tfw it was actually Axel that hates women

>sinoalice
Why is Axel such a coomer?

Oh axel is awake, is gonna end up showing up to the sims collab? I know they wanted to move it a few days ago so all of the boys could be there but today is a very busy day for them.

>You camping little shit
Yeah I think hes fine

Watch your mouths, filthy anons. Kobo is Altare’s sister, she’s not a “woman”.

>>32374076
No one is hated retarded tourist child. Get fucked with your brain rotten by bait

>>32374128
>any woman that isn't Nodoka
ftfy