/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

IRyS should sing Gravity for HoloFes

Omg I love irys so much it hurts. It is really hard to hear about her bad habits.
Her sister is a doctor. I can not believe she wont teach her about eating at least 3 times a day and sleeping 7 hours.

>>32349776
Irys has some great songs In my opinion.
A single song for holofes is a tough decision for her...
Gravity is awesome, but a full english song might not be a good choice in front of a large jp audience.
COD should be the perfect choice because is her biggest hit.
But I would go for ai no jikan (third one from quarter bravery) - she would have a risu levels of a show with a lot of impact and the ability to dance a very simple choreography

>>32345745
Posting the sound clips from the previous thread

>>32349342

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

Watame's gonna see her armpits and possibly even get a sniff and lick or two. It's not fair...

>>32349319
I Love IRyS. That is all.

>>32353415
Fuuuuu- IRyS is so lucky... I wish Watame would lick my armpits...

Watame's husband is going to be there... I don't like that

>>32357199
yea me

Been on vacation and couldn't follow much. Did she talk about mystery Collab. Is it possibly just her joining Gura's brain academy thing?

>>32357467
It is

>>32357467
yes it's Gura's collab

>>32357467
yep, gura collab

>>32357752
>>32357561
>>32357501
Goddammit bros why does it have to be during Ohio State - Notre Dame... Why would God do this to me?

So, does she live WITH GrandmaRyS or not?

>>32358069
We both do, yeah.

>>32358153
英語上手, GrandmaRyS.

GrandmaRyS is single

>>32358069
What I do know is that she used to stream in her Grandma's housebefore holo, with Carmen. Most probably she lives near her grandma and mostly stays with her when she finishes streaming early or on her off days, otherwise she sleeps in her "workroom".

>>32358454
Well If I can't have IRyS then she's an option too...

I love IRyS!

God I want to force my tongue in here

>Who needs a brain, when you can just bruteforce things?
I expect great things from IRyS in the upcoming collab.

>>32358727
This, but her anus

>>32359106
what does a nephilim anus look like

>>32359199
I don't know, I don't have an eye on the end of my tongue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtVhxeRhkyk&t=16260s
rrats?

It's amazing how a single hairpin makes her 2x cuter

Has anyone received their MugRyS? I just realized I haven't checked my mailbox for months so perhaps I missed a slip or something.

>>32360442
No

>>32358069
I think she has her own place but GrandmaRys lives so close by that the old lady and her mom probably asks her to stay whenever it is possible. She doesn't cook and is quite weak health wise so making sure she doesn't spend away all her supa money on conbini and takeout is a good thing.

Sometimes I grow bored of IRyS

>>32361533
The day IRyS will get bored of streaming, I will get bored of IRyS.

>>32358556
Dusty womb is problematic

STREAM IDENTITY

STREAM INTERNET OVERDOSE

STREAM ONE STEP AT A TIME

I am in love with IRyS

Is IRyS a cutie?

>>32364562
You don't know?

>>32364562
I think so yes

What is IRyS' least attractive quality?

>>32364828
Me(Her Husband)

>>32364673
proof?

>>32364978
How new?

>>32364828
Her skeletal structure durability.

>>32364828
Shipping
(both herself and others)

You wanna talk about IRyS' new form(?)

>>32364978

I just finished watching the second season of Haruhi suzumiya, I don't what to feel, I think I need to watch the movie so that I can finish the show, but I really hope it gets better

So which one of you is it?
https://mobile.twitter.com/irys_en/status/1565727225345101825

>>32365784
Made in Abyss reference

>>32365489
Any time she does the closed eyes wide smile face, I fall in love with her all over again.

>>32365865
SPOILER
(I'm still catching up)

>>32365974
Sorry, but it's not that big

>>32366094
I'm joking.
I don't think my experience will be spoiled knowing there's a toilet joke or two to look forward to.
(this is how Chat acts, every time IRyS spoils something though)

>>32366222
I fucking hate chat

>>32365974
You won't even notice the joke in the anime, fakin dumbass.

:^)

>>32366500
Is it one of those "I read the manga" jokes?
As expected.

>>32366644
Ignore him, motherfucker can't read that it's a joke

PiggumSoChunky

>>32366789
kys, i didn't read the rest of the thread before that one post i replied to.

>>32366639
What do you have to do to get these prompts? I never get them.
IRyS not being calming is clearly the fault of the game in this case though.

>>32366844
Chewing like a fat piggy into a microphone isn't calming.

>>32366896
Do you want me to bite?
I have a feeling your gross Canadian tranny ass wants me to bite.
She isn't fat or a pig and has the voice of an angel.
(You) will never comprehend the perfections of her perplections. I genuinely feel sorry for you.

>>32366983
She's a fat fucking pig whose singing has noticeably deteriorated. Cope, loser.

>>32366983

At least fight about something new, I'm back after like 3-4 months and it's still the same shit...

>>32367054
go back

>>32366983
Retard

>>32367120

>>32367200
He's not going anywhere no matter how many (You)'s you do or don't give him.

>>32364828
watching anime at 2x speed

Piggums wouldn't be such a chunker if she would stop eating her feelings into a microphone.
But here we are.

>>32367260
You're worse than him, just leave so you can stop inviting more shitposters here.

>>32367326
It's nice of you to think I'm single-handily responsible for all of the shitposters but they won't all go away if I left.
IRyS has a lot of breaks coming up, they'll end up multiplying (probably).
When I leave this thread and come back later the thread is just as bad, if not worse.

What's the best MMORPG or just a MMO

>>32367534
MMOs are fucking horrible, don't do it anon

>>32367534
None of them.

>>32367562
>>32367564
Oh, I see, Guess I'll just stick to anime

>>32367613
A soul was saved today...

>>32367638
THIGHSSS

>>32367534
Black Desert Online :)

>>32367985
I thought that flopped.

>>32368003
I think that's why he suggested it

>>32367534
I'm enjoying FF14

>>32368064
Is that the Ina was talking about

>>32368093
That's the one Ina plays with omegle.

>>32368122
I don't get it, but
hahaha, very funny

>>32368173
there is a rrat about ina playing ff14 with omega

>>32368200
Ahh I see
Very funny indeed

>>32367529
Now say it without crying.

>>32368231

>>32368254
No u

Whenever I ask IRyS out for dinner she rejects me(Politely of course)
but yesterday, Oh yesterday She finally said it she said:

>>32368593
Take your meds.

>>32368631
And then what, huh!!
What will I get then Freedom? sanity?
NO
All I'll get is sadness and loneliness... In this god forsaken world the only thing that's constant is sorrow... disappointment and

>>32368796
If you take your meds you can get your DollRyS and MugRyS early.

>>32369443
Why is she wearing something Mori would go out in?

IRyS redesign this year, glasses soon

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

Speaking of a redesign
This is a very wonderful dress, I know this will never be made not just for IRyS just anyone in general it's just too normal, but I think it's a great outfit, very simple and nice

>>32369492
Considering she doesn't have a fat pair of tits to hide like Calli, one wonders.

>>32370008
Polka's looks similar.

>>32370372
Oh yeah, that is also a very nice outfit, but in vtubers case I think(personally) Subaru has some of the most beautiful outfits

>>32370372
The fat piggies can share dresses!

>>32370546
Given the slim stature of IRyS' body she can fit into most dresses. It may hang off of her though.

smartest human on the face of the earth
bigger brain than Einstein
IRySuperSmart
IRySoGenius

I like this

>>32371149
she will beat the shark
i belieb

>>32371149
This pon Nephilim brat is as smart as the smartest glue

Boob window for paizuRyS

>>32371415
I want to lie on her lap and look up at that

>>32370612
>piggums
>slim
she's not here, you're allowed to be honest

>>32360442
I don't think it even shipped yet, which is weird since people already have Kronii's birthday merch and that was after hers.

>32372003
She's not /here/ but if she were it wouldn't change anything.

>>32372093
I wouldn't look too much into that.
It could just be a case of different factories operating on different timescales with different turn-around times.

>>32372113
It would make your white knighting her pigginess much less pathetic.
Chunky should spend less time munching and more time singing.

>>32371245
Did you also listen to Linkin Park in middle school, you little faggot?

>>32372248
Tell me schizo, have you ever loved someone?

>>32366844
You can't force it. If you watch YouTube regularly, once in a while the algorithm picks you to ask these questions.

>>32372390
So you don't like GothRyS?

>>32372458
It's never once picked me.
Maybe it's because I use an adblocker?
I haven't seen it in the YouTube app either though.

>>32372390
yes. why?

>>32372204
That makes sense

>>32372452
Of course not. I'm not a faggot.

>>32372522
Do you realise what you've DONE!?

>>32372549
Heterosexuals were the original lovers.

>>32372619
This is deep

>>32372522
Things like you deserve every conceivable form of torture.

>>32372793
Why?

>>32372856
Don't ask stupid questions.

>>32373021
...

>>32372856
You realise he doesn't care about your preference and just wants to shit everywhere no matter the subject right? Right?

>>32373078
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt

>>32373078
False. Anyone that listened to whiny fag music at any point in their life deserves a miserable death.

>>32373298
Ouch the edge. Also
>You must be 18 years or older to post on 4chan

>>32373407
I'm in my 30s.
Doesn't make you less of a fag.

>>32373494
Oh anon... that's just sad

>>32373494
Get lost Grandpa, get a wife or something
Ew you're so ugly you can't even go outside, so you try to put people online down
That's just sad

>>32373202
Shame on you for enabling this mentally ill behaviour, we should trying to get counselling for this sick lad.
Not whatever this is

>>32373565
What's sad is being a little faggot that listens to Linkin Park.
>>32373630
I was at a party last weekend, retard.
But insulting you for being a little faggot is way more fun.
Has your brain finished developing, babyfag?

>Samefagging

>>32373796
>I was at a party last weekend

>>32373986
>other people are as miserable and lonely as me
Sorry, 21-year-old babyfag, the rest of the world is full of people with lives.
I'm here to insult you and remind you of that fact.
Enjoy your imaginary girlfriend!

>>32374083
I mean I'm not the one who thinks simply going to a party make you "On of the cool kids"
But whatever, I think I should make your life any sadder than it is, I apologize please keep "insulting" me, I'll be back later as I actually have a life and have shit to do

>>32374298
No one said anything about being a "cool kid" you little faggot. Are you even done with school yet?
Being an adult who has money, friends, and success isn't hard to do at the same time as insulting and belittling you. That's the point.
But this dichotomy you've set up in your mind says everything about you. Like you think /here/ is a shelter from the world that makes you suffer. Tough shit, fag.

>>32374298(Me)
Shouldn't*

Nice IRyS discussion faggots

>>32374576
no one cares about the chunky pig

konszhizo~

>ollie and bae
Gura please...

>>32375869
Somebody's gotta take a dump on the kino. It'd be too perfect otherwise.

>>32375869
don't worry, they fear her

>>32377592
no one fears the ugly midget

>>32377721
That's harsh. The sharks not that bad

I love my bratty needy wifeRyS...

>>32378304
what an emotionally needy piggy

I want to spoil PigRyS until she squeals with delight!

>>32374576
Home...

>>32373021
What a throwback...

>>32379885
Did IRyS like Joshiraku?

>>32380021
I will watch that anime soon

>>32380135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfaoMKZT3s
great anime on the same league as nichijou.

>>32367534
TERA was the best MMO but they killed it

>>32380430
I do like nichijou, I still to this day wish for a season 2

Like.

>>32380454
So, still no good MMOs then...

Man I too horny rn, IRyS!!! helpppp

>>32380607
>>32345745

>>32380736
Thank you Anon, This day is now blessed

>watching tranime
like piggums like fans

>>32380607

>>32380926
Nice

>>32380926
Based

>>32381119
>No Anya
No...

ENTER

>>32381218
Anya is Japanese

>>32381232
Soundanon...

>>32381218
JOPs in shambles

>>32381643
死ね

>>32380607
>>Cum bust in jumpscare
I like to imagine that's the noise she makes when you put it in the wrong hole

>>32382135
No such thing as a "Wrong hole" anon

>>32379885
Is IRyS japanese enough to understand Joshiraku?

>>32382135
I tagged the wrong post again.
>>32380736

>>32382186
>A hole's a hole
- IRyS (at least I think she said that at one point)

"that is rude" when she's not expecting it though

>>32382279
She likes trap
I like traps too

>>32382186
We've been over this.
She HATES anal.

>>32382470
Sorry IRyS

>>32382647
Me too IRyS, me too...

>>32382647
A voice with the power to swell cocks and balls with blood and baby batter, respectively.
Wonder if she did phone sex as a starving artist before Hololive.

>>32383263
Except for the fact that she wasn't a starving artist

>>32383426
I am, time to go grill some borgars

>>32383426
She couldn't even afford a desk for the longest time

Does anyone have the IRyS moaning soundpost?

>>32383426
Yes, I forgot that girls who tutor 10-year-olds in math are usually quite wealthy.

>>32383494
I'm saying she doesn't need to do crazy shit she has good parents she's a princess
>>32383517
t. Clipwatcher

>>32383517
Wealthy enough to not need to do phonesex. I'm sure the talent is there though…

>>32383644
Talking dirty to a guy over Skype for money isn't "crazy shit." Most girls getting out of high school are starting OnlyFans when they hit 18 nowadays.
I'm sure IRyS when she only made tutor money would give some tasteful JOI for $100.

>>32380454
XIV's pretty good i guess
SWG
CoH was pretty fun too

>>32383785
Doubt it
But I won't mind listening to that, like orgasm for my ears

>>32383917
Such a recording would be worth millions now, I reckon. Like the Marilyn Monroe sex tape.

>>32383503

>>32384216
I'd give my soul away to hear her like that

>>32384336
She already owns my soul but I'd buy it back off of her to sell it back to her

>>32384319
your soundpost reps

>>32384319
Thanks anon, appreciate it

>>32384386
TIL i have 3 of them saved

>>32384452
what a whore
and DadRyS encourages this

>>32384631
She's not a whore.
She doesn't even do ASMR :(

She's saving all the sexy moans and noises for me in bed

she just needs some spanking and correction

>>32384963
You just know she tried to go skateboarding in a miniskirt as a teenager to the delight of every boy there.
MamaRyS no doubt put a stop to that when her daughter came home reeking of pheromones, though.

>>32385117
She was 100% NOT popular with the boys.
At that age, all boys go for the same few girls, IRyS was definitely not one of those 3 or 5 girls that had all the boys going crazy.

>>32385435
Well, she is now.
I want her so badly.

>>32385435
Sad if true. The unpopular girls have to always resort to acts of...sexual degradation to keep any male attention.
And considering how she feels about anal...

>>32385738
Who knows when her next members stream will be?

>>32386275
I know

>>32386275
>He doesn't know

Kek?

>>32386361
The next watchalong, I mean.
Is she done with Fafner now?
Playing the Hope game is fine too though I guess. Her last playthrough wasn't very interesting imho but maybe she can find something to talk about this time?

More like Fafner in the Manure amirite

>Splatoon 3 and holocure update next week
oh...

>>32387537
slobro...
also the redline chadcast watchalong all on the same day

>>32388000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm catching up with the archives, and just got the manager-kuso.
IRyS isn't as dumb, as some might think. However, she's dumber than she would like to be.

>>32358069
if you take into consideration the toilet talk, she lives in her grandmother´s house. She said her washlet was broken because "old grandma house".
It looks like her grandmother lives upstairs in another house that might be connected.

That house? me

I shidded

>>32391040
I shid on a singing toilet, do you?

I falled
help me

>>32391473
You failed to shid? Eat some more fiber doofus

>>32391256
always, my ass sings back

>>32384963
I cant get the sound working because im not smart enough

>>32384963
what stream is this from

>>32393146
https://files.catbox.moe/bzo3nu.mp4

>>32394234
Thank you

I hate Irys so fucking much it's unreal.

ogey

airisu
Ai
risu
love squirrel
Is IRyS a horny squirrel

>>32396625
IRyS eats squirrels

>Cumbuds are going to invade this thread acting all smug
>Irystocrats is your oshi... you know...
I hate it. I hope IRyS tries her best tonight.

>>32398031
IRyS is smort
I believe in her

>>32398031
Cumbuds are the best, they post cunny I welcome them

>>32398031
Chumbuds are are greatest ally!
IRyS is infact very pon and I love her for it.
I believe she will do her best in the quiz.
But I shall never take up arms against the chumbuds for as long as this dark arc endures

>>32399576
>her best
Uh oh.

cumpedos are faggots
one of my neighbors put a gura sticker on her car and it's pissing me off

>>32399824
You have very cultured neighbours

>>32399824
Give her an IRyS sticker and get up in them gruts.

>>32399824
funny how Gura's mere existence makes people seethe so hard

>>32400187
I'm not buying a sticker of piggums, let alone affiliating with a Gura-watching faggot.

>>32400277
Oh, you're the anti that was caught on /lgbt/. Explains a lot.

>>32400410
Why would I go to the Gura fan board?
Queering is unethical and disgusting.

https://twitter.com/ElisKalcium/status/1566090841038651392
i love this guy stuff, ber holoEN bunny girls are top tier

she's such a dork

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1566211103679401990
AWAKE

>>32401101
Wonder if she actually slept this time.

>>32400839
Cowkinis are a trash meme but goddamn Fauna is a smokeshow.

>>32401279
If she didn't, that'll hurt her

>>32381119
>ollie
>bae
oh man

>>32402059
Every group collab has a 50% chance of having at least one of them.
or pink brapper
We'll get lucky one day

>>32402388
doubters BTFO

>>32402388
that math checks out

>>32402388
Well she didn't specify what "+" and "=" means so she might be correct...

>>32402388
People should tell her it's actually 10.

stupid pig is gonna crash like a drunk college kid on homecoming weekend

>>32402388
I KNEEL

WHERE IS IRYS...

I wish IRyS would just molest Ina's and Gura's flat chests on stream insteas

LORE

ENTER

>1,000,000 graduated Project Hope members
I miss RySI the most.

She looks brown today

>>32404062
She looks perfect

>>32404062
that delicious peanut butter skin would taste great with chocolate

>>32404062
IRyS could have blue skin and I would still like to fuck her

>>32404062
delicious coffee flavored nephilim...

>reading comprehension test
oh nyo...

>Reading ability
Oh, no…

she's doomed... she better not get 2 strikes early

Irystocrats is your oshi... you know...

>compsci section
the fuck

>>32404809
Brown? yes

>>32404845
She knows CTRL

>>32404809
cute? very

>>32404809
very stupid? i wouldn't have it any other way

>>32404809
autistic as fuck?
Wouldn't be the same without it.

>>32404809
fat? the chunkiest

I LOVE MY DUMB OSHI LETSGOOOOOOOOOO

>>32405234
She's not your oshi, anti

>>32404809
FUCK YOU

that drawing kek...

IRyS...

GO IRyS GO!

>>32405350

>>32405515
KEK

>>32405485

>>32405755
That's a candy cane!

I don't know the song

>>32405485
why is my wife like this...

>>32406079
she's shilling gravity like a boss

KNEEL

>>32405755

Looks like all of them are retarded

I'm now very confident in IRyS' chances here

>>32406324
Except for IRyS :)

MY OSHI ISNT DUMB

"Fancy" names... IRyS...

I HA THIS HOUR

Questioning her English is her greatest advantage and her greatest weakness.

>>32406527
Like "red" and "blue"

>>32406324

IRyS' first X

she's not gonna know this uh oh

Bros... is my oshi... you know...?

kek IRyS

a CROWd pfftt

>>32407207
chunky? she's quite the oinker

i love this dork

I fucking love this retard.

CROWd... I love her so much

>>32407207
you know... I mean... If....

>>32407280
HUGE brain, smarter than whoever came up with a murder

Kek

p-points for creativity!

>>32407353
I forgot to say my oshi is Ina, please don't call her chunky

Teacher's aid IRyS, let's go!

>>32407615
my apologies
only your oshi's ass is fat

fucking KEK

fucking kek wtf IRyS

OBESE

Architectcrat...

IRYS thats fatphobic...

>obese
Shots fired at ollie and mori
Sasuga Nephilim

IRyS...

Piggyschizo shoutout

IRyS is the piggy schizo confirmed

How would AneRyS feel about this performance

If she says MC

>>32408147
in b4 主人公

if IRyS gets this wrong i have questions...

>>32407813
BASED.

>>32407995

>>32407995
Happy she's only got one wrong

Cute.

So this is why Mumei hunts Ollie in DanDan video...

piggums has a fat brain

Crashing the stream brb

>>32408554
>Australia's koalas are in the grip of a chlamydia epidemic

Does IRyS... you know...?

what an anticlimactic way to end a stream

Let's just call IRyS the winner.

>>32409174
They had to cut it before Gura could mention Taiwan again.

>>32409239
It's only fair.

>>32409348
>geography:
>this country formerly known as Formosa is now known by what name?

>>32409348
No, the question was going to be "What continent looks like a dragon dinosaur?"

>>32409639
the final yab. Gura offs several members smart enough to know the answer.
IRyS is too dumb to know that so she'd be fine

Welp guess it's over.
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1566231829438660608

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1566232022279790592

shittake

I'm going to OBS' and Susan's houses to teach them a lesson, who's with me.

>>32410631
Count me in!

>>32410631
Can we stop over at twitter while we're at it?

>>32410631
Or in the ring...

>>32410631
What the hell, count me in

>>32410631
Me

>>32410631
They shall fall at our steel!

Hope's gone...

>>32410631
time to do some server maintenance

So no more Hope for the rest of the day?

*sits in silence with headphones on*

>>32411064
Hopeless day :(
It was fun while it lasted.

>>32411064
There will be a guerrilla Apex stream with her and Mumei at least source: The voices

Guerrilla onegai IRyS....

>>32411226
Heh, no!

good riddance, pigs don't belong in school

>>32411353

>>32411382
Good thing she's not a pig.

Gurrah says it's called off until a later week.

>>32411432
Did you bump your head ChibiRyS? I'll get the healing spray so you feel better. And a fresh banana too!

>>32411688
sadge

a crowd of crows

>>32411648
you could slice bacon off her ass if you were hungry enough

>>32411859
my oshi is a genius

>>32411997
What ass?

>>32412071
the one she grew from being a porker

>>32412159
Doesn't exist
Her ass is petite

>>32411787
yeeee

>>32412211
not since she gained weight it isn't

>>32412300
source: the voices in your head

>>32412411
she can't stop munching and gulping into her microphone
your inability to hear is a you problem