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32325735 No.32325735 [Reply] [Original]

Selen finally took a break, so now it's our turn to make an uuu thread, saplings.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHERE IS COMMANDER UUUUUUUUUUUUUU AWAITING BATTLE ORDERS UUUUUUUUUUUUUU NEED HIT OF SELENIUM NOW UUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.32325773

>>32325735
>Selen finally took a break
there's now way

>> No.32325846
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I DON'T WANT SELEN!
I WANT MY MOMMY BACK!

>> No.32325852
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32325852

what the actual fuck is this shit?

>> No.32325969

>>32325773
>there's now way
You're right, the way she did it was now.

>> No.32325990
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>>32325735
SELEN! COME BACK COMMANDER, I CAN STILL HEAR YOU LAUGHIUNG I KNOW YOUR NEARBY WHY WONT YOU COME OUT!?!?

>> No.32326027
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I’m coming for you saplings

>> No.32326103
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>>32325735
Please Dragoonchad, do not lower yourself to the level of cuckplings. They are unhinged and mentally ill.

>> No.32326152
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>>32326027
Auntie Kronii!? W-Wait! STOP! HELP! UUUUUUU-

>> No.32326298
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>>32326152
Dont fucking rape the saplings. Be nice

>> No.32326350

>>32326298
>>32326027
wrong tag kek

>> No.32326417
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>>32326103

>> No.32326504
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>>32326298
B-BUT I'M A SAPLING! I- I DON'T- I...
MOMMY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.32326770

Thanks to this post, I am now terrified of dragoons

>> No.32326933
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>>32326504
Here. Take this thing. Its called a gun and is vey helpful. All you need to do is take these holes here and point them at anyone you dont like. Then you push back this little piece of metal here and you will hear a very loud sound. And just like magic the person you dont like will die. Dragoons know how to use these very well if you need practice. *pats your head* ok sapling im gonna go eat some nuts goodbye friend

>> No.32327017

Based selenposter

>> No.32327337

>>32326933
>>32326504
>will die
what the risu poster meant was "return to nature", but I agree with saplings using guns.

>> No.32327467
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32327467

I MISS SELEN...

>> No.32327511
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>>32326933
>>32327337
W-Wait! I don't know how to... uuu...

>> No.32327618
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>>32327511
i explained it and its so simple...just point and push the little metal thing with your finger. you can do it sapling. Ill be watching from over here behind this thing that looks strong enough to stop bullets.

>> No.32327667
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>>32327511
>>32326933
>>32326504
>>32326298
>>32326152
>>32326027
This was not what I had in mind when I made this thread.

>> No.32327813
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>>32327667
i have something in mind dragoon. Now that your oshi has tits I find her much more attractive. Tell me would you like to have some fun?

>> No.32327913

>>32327667
Thank you OP, I had a good laugh

>> No.32328179
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>>32327618
O-Okay miss squirrel...
I... just have to pull this?

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>>32328179
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>> No.32328312
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>>32328179
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>> No.32328390

>>32328252
>>32328312
Fauna, just killed a man...

>> No.32328438
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32328438

What the fuck is happening in this thread.

>> No.32328454
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>>32328312
GOOD JOB SAPLING! Now you will be able to make all the bad people go away.

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>>32325735
I really fucking love Selen. Everything about her makes me dream for a reality where I live next door to her as a kid and we become best friends. Imagine waking up as this girl's still up playing old games, and having to carry her back to bed since she's too tired to walk there. Imagine her laughing and teasing you until you stay with her and sleep half the day away. I want to hear those loud giggles first thing in the morning. Imagine her dorky whines and laughs as she wants your attention and imagine sitting next to her in your room while you teach her how to play a video game. Selen is so cute, dorky, and lovable. She would definitely be the kind of girl you could scoop up in your arms and tease when you've had enough of her own teasing. I love her too much for words to properly convey, and if you haven't realized just how amazing having her in your life would be, I pity you. The reason she races dragons is because she isn't one, she's an angel. I LOVE THIS GIRL TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART AND SOUL TO HANDLE. I LOVE SELEN

>> No.32328512
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>>32327667
Sorry Selene poster, here’s some art you’ve probably seen before

>> No.32328567
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>>32328179
>>32328312
>using double barrel
NGMI bronze shitter HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>32327813
Who even is this? Is she a holo?

>> No.32328690

Uniquely retarded unfunny cancer fans

>> No.32328758
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>>32328690

>> No.32328785
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>>32328454
WHAT!? I... I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY EARS! MY EARS HURT SO BAD!
FAUNA!? MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU!?
...uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.32328793
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32328793

KILL YOURSELVES
NOW!

>> No.32328803

>Admitting to being creatively bankrupt
Not surprising considering the source

>> No.32328868
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Oh saplings where have you gone? Playtime isn’t over yet

>> No.32328985
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>>32328868
KRONII NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

>> No.32329056
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>>32328690
>>32328758
Kek
>>32328785
>didn't wear earpro either
Come on now
>>32328793
Improve yourself
>>32328803
Selen is the most creative streamer to ever exist.
>>32328463
Is it weird despite really enjoying Selen's content, and having a 100+ gigabyte folder of neatly organized tomboy hentai doujins, I have no romantic attraction to Selen?
Like, I could see fucking her gigantic tits, or being platonic friends, but whenever she gets GFE and cutesy it just turns me off.

>> No.32329178
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>>32329056
>but whenever she gets GFE and cutesy it just turns me off.
Stay away from it if you don't want to be on the parasocial hell
Its too late for me

>> No.32329208

This is unironically the best thread on /vt/.

>> No.32330496

>>32325735
SELEN WILL NEVER BE A MOMMY

>> No.32330568
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>>32330496
Explain this then?

>> No.32330657
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>>32330496
???

>> No.32330695
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32330695

Saplings get on your fucking knees nanora

>> No.32330765

Selenfags try to outfag saplings. Lesson learned.

>> No.32330811
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>>32325735
>Selen finally took a break from showering?
Oh no bros whatever shall we do?

>> No.32330927

>>32330811
I don’t watch, but her new outfit is amazing.

>> No.32330947
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>>32330695
UUUUUU!

>> No.32331022

>>32330927
She totally got all the Genshit addicted zoomers on board.

>> No.32331177
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>>32329056
its not weird, both dragooslings and normal dragoons live in peace on the split
personally i fell in love with her after watching her for 2 months

>> No.32337999
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32337999

I WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW

>> No.32338142
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>>32325735
>>32325990
>>32326103
Selen would be disgusted at the indiscipline of her troops acting, not even like holobronies, but worse, like -may God forgive for uttering this word- saplings. This thread should be decimated.

>> No.32339844

>>32325735
she should take a break from eating lol

>> No.32340354 [DELETED] 

>>32339844
>she should take a bre-ghghrhrsks *chokes on pagpag and dies in the damp mud of his SEAnigger straw hut*

>> No.32343657 [SPOILER] 
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Don't cry saplings
Mommy is here now

>> No.32344067

>>32340354
be nice to Filipinos

>> No.32345577

>>32344067
*cums on you*

>> No.32347562

I do like Selen but she should stop pretending to be retarded so goddamn often.

>> No.32349352
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>>32347562
Pretending?
>>32338142
>indiscipline
Dragoons are only ever disciplined under their commander's eye. As soon as she leaves, they become rowdy goons, swapping sex stories, getting into fights with the other regiments, and sturring up trouble.
>>32331177
>its not weird, both dragooslings and normal dragoons live in peace on the split
That's true. I think its because there's never any need to complain about her pandering to a certain part of her base, because she puts out enough content to satisfy everyone weekly
>>32330765
Have you read the other replies to the thread? Dragoons aren't even close to the faggotry depicted by saplings

>> No.32350337
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>>32337999
Pls don't

>> No.32350391
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>>32344067
filipinx

>> No.32350477

What did Selen ever do to warrant this much fanbase falseflagging?

>> No.32350564

>>32327667
You made a Sapling thread, what did you expect?

>> No.32352028
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>>32350477
Nothing. That's the funny part. Selen herself is completely divorced from the actions of those who use her likeness.
It's nothing to mystifying, though. Selen's face is extremely smug, so it makes for a good reaction image. This constant smugness is so prevalent, that it makes the alternative emotive expressions stand out, such as pic related, or >>32338142 >>32327667
Her strong personality and love of laughter exudes an aura of confidence, which bolsters shitposters self-worth. Even sad distorted selens seem mocking, as if the poster is laughing at the negative emotions they feel.

>> No.32352303

>>32349352
Exactly numbnuts so why are you trying to outfag them with this thread?

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