/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Imagine not being a chumbud.

you have got to be fucking kidding me

chumbuds have been winning too much, we're getting fucking destroyed out there

qrd

Gura cute Gura cute!

gura cute gura cute

THIS SHIT IS RIGGED

Gura poop Gura poop!

I'd like a word with the match organizers

>IRyS's dad jerks off to Gura Member streams

>>32318248
based

>>32317997
look at that smug shark, knowing she's going to berry her face in that fat tako rump later

I missed something, what's going on?

>>32318248
What makes you say that?

I don't want my dino Gura anymore

First time art of Gura has been in the seat instead of the one ordering since I've seen 3 other ones which are amesame related.

>>32318308
>>32316968

>>32318194
Eh, it's all good. Troopas deserve a win. And a better oshi.

>>32318353
>>32318353
everyone does

>>32318373
this implies Gura can drive

Oh no no no no no noooo!

>>32318353
IRyS said when she called her mom the other day she heard DadRyS listening to a Gura stream in the background

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
We got BTFO'd

>>32318398
Ohhhh that.
I almost got worried it was something "serious"

the fuck was that

stop the game

She's too small for this

goob 2nite??

Damn this is actually hilarious

Sportsball

>>32318512
Based oji-san.

at least we score once...

>>32318693
>>32318770
>>32318590
Who are you guys watching?

WE DID IT WE WON THE GAME

I'm the bestest gura lover

>>32318779
He also has a ton of Hololive merch and called in to her anniversary stream to tell her how proud he is of her, man knows how to support his daughter.

fucking bitch

>>32318862
>>32318398

This scenario will be the one and ONLY time chumbuds lose.
Pretty great.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

win the sportsball important

Ya tried but BIG BOOBA > flattie

at the end we were losing so hard I just wanted to get brazil'd for the memes

Is it wrong of me to want Gura to ride my face until she creams/squirts every ounce of her love nectar down my throat?

only way is up

Gura is just too weak for soccer...I can save her..

>>32319134

Gura is too American for soccer

Well that's something. GURA CUTE!

>>32319134
Gura would fucking love to get dominated like that by a big booba hag so it's fine

>>32319252
DELET THIS

>>32319408
oh sorry

We're not going to be flooded by divegrass fans, I assume?

>>32319445
sorry for what?

>>32319458
I hope not, we're in peak American hours right now

>>32319458
chumbud love

>>32319501
Gura's secret project
https://youtu.be/xX050NcDNAU

>>32319560
Ah.... memories...

>>32319557
Well I love you too.

>>32319458
I'd dive gurass anytime.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...
GURA IS SO FUCKING CUTE I WILL MARRY HER YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>32319808
What does it smell like right in there between her ass cheeks? I want to sniff her grundle.

Well that was an experience to watch. I knew being a new team would mean being underdogs, but I didn't expect to be that much of an underdog. Since /ggg/ is a caretaken team, they might have the opportunity to use their backup formation, which from what I heard is a decent one. Next game is this Sunday at 5:40 PM EDT, roughly the same time as today's. I do apologize if any anons were let down by the teams performance but I have faith they will perform better during the next game.

good match chumbuds, your oshi is pretty cute

>>32319857
She asked ME though.

>>32319501
Is that what she calls it.

i hope there is some hero downloading all the different perspectives from the Rust war and making a comprehensive video

>>32319914
It's all in good fun

Why was Gura the only one being social during the rust war and the after party, while the rest of EN farted around alone being antisocial and rude. The fuck was Ame's deal? Like she rage quits stream instead of having fun with Gura and the JP girls trading photos of gura's cunny and usada's flat chest. lol. Ame's a fuckin stick in the mud. Amesame spammers will never recover.

>>32319914
It was pretty funny watching a midget shark constantly fail to save goals

>>32319939
My wife is really the cutest.

>>32319914
I was laughing almost the whole time, it was all in good fun

>>32319914
no worries bud, thanks for working on it! i would be useless!

>>32319914
It only makes her cuter, and more protectable.

>>32319939

>bae
>kronii
>Ina
>moona
so this does mean the other 4 could include JPs then since 3 of this girls can speak jap. I do want IRyS there so I can see which of BaeRyS is dumber
also
>Gura only picked asian girls, top kek

>>32320195
>I do want IRyS there
Anon your twitter or thread reps

>>32320195
I don't think IRyS is smarter than Bae

Iroha really loves UMISEA, listening to her talk about it and gushing about Gura makes me appreciate it even more.
Give it a listen if you've been doing your reps, or read the liveTL if you haven't.

https://holodex.net/watch/DzB58y-kSnw?t=3046

>>32308893
Gura produces as much CO2 as possible because she is trying to flood jakarta, self explanatory, and because she wants to kill yuros with a heat wave as they have not invented AC yet

>>32319914
I was laughing really hard, it was really funny.
Thanks for your work bud, can't wait for the next match

>dead hours
By any chance did anyone make an archive of all the songs she sang from her debut but in separate files? not an archive of the karaoke streams but of each song separately.

>>32320561
yeah but i stopped about a year ago

>>32320576
Your personal archive or a torrent/playlist?

Ollie confirmed for the big brain collab, just because Gura wants to see a girl literally piss herself during the collab

>>32320642
it was on mega but the last revision of it is on nyaa somewhere

>>32320670
I hope you are joking, Bae and Ollie in the same collab is a nightmare

>>32320670
She could just add a mirror for that

>>32320723
given she isn't live, hasn't tweeted anything, and its 5am indo time you take a guess

>>32320723
Ollie is afraid of Gura and Bae acts better behaved when Gura is there. 100% chance ollie trying to do math in a second language while with Gura would be funny. I dont like ollie in general, but she would literally die of stress

She's confirmed, she's confirmed... Is there anyone else "confirmed" I should know about!?

>>32320818
great now you've summoned the blackboard schitzo again

>>32320671
I think I found it. Thanks!

>>32320818
My dick will play a cameo role for the punishment games.

>>32320818
who?

>>32320818
Gooba!

jwu anyone confirmed from jp?

I somehow completely missed Gura's member stream from the other day. How was it?

>>32320959
Watch it and find out.

>>32320959
Even better than usual if you can believe it

>>32320390
Based, I should start burning random piles of coal to help. The sooner we can drown those schizos the better the world will be.

>>32320850
this is not him, coz IM THE BLACKBOARD SCHIZO
>>32320818

>>32320959
Oh man, you missed a good one. She talked about her childhood a lot and family and current events a bit, stuff she got... Just watch, bud.

>>32319914
don't worry bro, /u/ once won a cup coming off an even worse loss

>>32320956
IRyS

Oh shit no Rust until the 7th? finally something else for a stream?!

no bigfish for a while
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1565834518191570944

>>32320959
she went full autistic/adhd, mentioned no one has seen her naked since she was born, pissed in a cup and offered it to us, and told us about how her dad literally is the bad guy from the lego movie

>>32321160
>>32321159
weird why can't they play for a week?

>>32320959
She was the sweetest thing ever. She talked a lot about herself, I enjoyed every second of it.
What are you waiting for? go catch up buddy, it's archived. Today she's resting so it's vod day.

>>32321159
Rust base blueprinting and planning stream

>>32320959
>gura member zatsu
Lol, do you even need to ask? It was great. Talked about some cute childhood stories, some of her upcoming projects, and was very grateful for umisea

>>32321287
Someone at cover has to press the wipe button it's a complicated job

>>32317997
Imagine having Ina's diarrhea skidmarks that close to your face.

>>32321159
She did say she wasn't going to save games for October anymore so maybe we'll get something spoopy

>>32321287
to take a break and recharge

>>32321287
Cover probably wants them to play other games too so fans dont get bored.
Its honestly a good idea. I love Rust but I want to see some other things.

>>32321287
Too many girls on different timezones, doing different things?

>no gumba bumba until tomorrow
How do i cope with this it's killing me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>32321443
Watch IRyS

>>32321443
I'm looking for French language courses in my town, she knows French and I want to understand her better when she talks in French every now and then.

>>32321443
I bet you have VODs to catch up on, or you could fap and sleep. Your choice.

>>32321160
IRyS moment

>>32321502
When'srys?

>>32321505
Aló? salut! comment vas tu? ça va bien?

>>32321561
Not really, think i'll go play some videogames.

>>32321443
>stream yesterday + no stream + stream tomorrow
if only every week was like that...

>rust s3 won't start until the 7th
>that means Gura will be forced to do Atlantis in the meantime
lol

>>32321628
IRyS in about an hour unless she pushes it back, she's deciding between mortuary assistant and resident evil

>>32321160
IRyS is very pon plsunderstando

>>32321159
>daily member streams for 5 days
I'm not ready, my monthly data has yet to reset...

>>32321688
No way that's happening unless mommy Kaela really gets on her ass

>>32321688
Nigga what are you talking about?
https://youtu.be/QByEdpokRSo

>>32321160
Sasuga bimboRyS

>>32321390
Does Ina have booty stank? I thought Mori was the only holo confirmed for unwashed butthole

>>32321688
Better use one of the horror games permissions she is holding, just fucking save FNAF for October you don't need to do a full horror month

>>32321793
That stream is in progress of being changed. A twitter vote just decided for mortuary instead.

>>32321793
see >>32321160

>>32321793
retard.....

>>32321502
HiRyS, DadRyS

>>32321381
>>32321428
Would be cool if they get the holos a bigger Rust map that includes more monuments...

My sharkwifeRyS

>>32321839
Gura's asshole is the most unwashed abutthole I kknow of. Delicious. Greasy sweaty gamer bunghole. Good for taste and sniff.

>>32321287
Cover took the server offline to prevent mass burn out

>>32321920
Your wife looks exactly like a child sir...

Gura is the cutest. She's my beloved, the only one who makes me happy.
I hope I'll be able to write her a letter some day.

>>32321897
I know nothing about Rust, so anything new is cool. I'm learning with Gura and chat.

I wanna have sex with Gura's asshole
I wanna put my penis in her poopoo
I wanna gape her little chocolate starfish
I wanna piston pack her funky fudge

>>32321897
Bigger Rust map is fucking stupid. Unless they just give everyone cars or something.

>>32321688
Either Atlantis build or she might be done setting up the ASMR love nest and will want to spend a couple nights relaxing and feeling good with her chumbies before the new Rust season.

yet another day where lazy shark doesn't stream

>>32321935
Unironically would be surprised considering the story she told us of how she wipes sometimes.

I need some creepy/cool Gura fanarts, I don't want to reveal my lolicon tendencies on my phone screen anymore...please help me...

>>32321897
the map needs to be smaller, they didn't even use half of it

>>32322273
How she wipes? Like what way she wipes? You mean the tshirts? I want to die and be reincarnated as one of those tshirts. Wonder if she's a wipe front to back girl or a back to front.

I guess no Rust for shark for a while. She should finish those games she left 2 hours from completion to fill the time. Mortuary Assistant for IRyS is a pretty good choice. I like the stream that Gura did a while back for it.

>>32322305
Here is a very cool Gura.

>>32317997
When did Gura learn to drive btw?

>>32321839
She eats a lot of spicy foods that fuck with her stomach, and supposedly Mamanis was angry about it at one point, the implication being that Ina's terrible diet caused her to obliterate a pair of panties.

>>32322369
That is just because they are bad at the game.

I want to tenderly kiss and love Gura during sex, then I want to MATING PRESS HER FOR HOURS, then I want to closely cuddle her and smooch her while we get ready for another session WHERE WE FUCK LIKE RABBITS. I want to fuck her gently at the end

>>32322273
what? timestamp?

>>32322539
I want to tenderly french kiss her anus. Then kiss her mouth so she can taste herself.

>>32322480
lol timestamp?

>>32322273
She was talking about wiping her pee.

>>32322683
fuck now i'm horny for even daring to think about that.

>>32319878
smells like my cum

>>32318512
which stream was this?

gurass

>>32322980
most recent superchat catchup stream

>>32322783
that's odd because my dick smells like her ass. Didn't smell any cum though.

>>32322992

>>32322612
That's cool it's not Gura's favorite but she'll do it for you.

>>32322992
You keep saying "gurass" but all I can see is the "puffy gurunny"

>>32323263
I'd also do what Gura wants me to do, and indulge in her deepest fantasies and fetishes, mine can wait.

what if.. what if Fubuki is the MC for the Big Brain Games

Hey Chumbies, Stopping by to say Gura is great, and I'm looking forward to her collabing with my Ina.
T. ako

>>32323450
Gura is the MC you retard....

>>32323454
I wonder what Gura has in store for Inya and the others...

testing some soundposts i was meaning to make from the rust finale
1

>>32323589
2

>>32323454
Awesome. Ina needs to stand out more. I hope Gura helped.

>>32323642
3

>>32323589
changing file name due to autism

>>32323690
god it was such a relief when Calli's voice went silent.

>>32323690
>>32323750
Only mistake was not killing Calli again on sight and letting herself be killed.

>>32323867
Rust arc made me hate calli so fucking much. her stupid peaceful bullshit.

Gura cute

>>32323750
But then Luna...
Gura killed Babby she killed Death

>>32323690
Kek

>>32324047
Gura bum bum.

>>32323534
sex with me!
https://litter.catbox.moe/ybn1lx.png

>>32323690
Cutting off the "not anymore" is an absolute crime

>>32323690
Ah peace. Good job sending that bitch to the gulag, goob

Why does Gura act like she doesn't want a skintight outfit showing off her tum-tum and flat chest?

>>32323927
There was just a big misunderstanding about how this game (on this server) worked, right?

>>32324412
i did the "is that bait" one first and already has some file size issues so i wasn't interested in pushing the other 2 length wise

So no Goomby?

>>32324516
Not until tomorrow. She said in the members stream she wanted to do some more prep.

>>32324439
She wants her idol costume more which would display her tummy as well

>>32324558
When did she say that?

>>32324516
Yes, lots of prep before the most kino gameshow in a good long while.

>>32324473
the other one
kiara asks "is calli here?" and gura goes "not anymore"

>>32324597
I forgot when but it was when someone asked her if she was going to participate in the Rust finale and she said she didn't know because she wanted to take the next couple days to prep.

Why doesn't Gura collab with Vox?

>>32324682
Vox amps are kinda meh. They were cool like 20 years ago because they had a bunch of built in effects but she could do better for her banjolele.

>>32324682
https://www.vox.com/
I don't think they are into vtubers

>>32324884
I like my AC30.

>>32324667
it wasn't this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F8a0ehEZA4&t=5910
I don't know if she was asked a different time

>>32323867
>>32323750
>>32323690
kek, she was only killing mori because mori was talking and she didn't want mori's voice on stream because she comes /here/ and sees how everyone hates listening to braphog. Right before the headshot Gura walked past mori and didn't do anything and literally only dead the headshot after she realized she could hear mori. That is why she didn't shoot her later and got shot as a result
I do like the exchange with IRyS and Bae
>Is Cali here
>not anymore

WHERE IS GURA?!

Based, Gura interacting with IRyS more. Any other people confirmed for the game show yet?

>>32324446
it was mori being annoying and chat. people freaked out on mumei shooting the indos even though hagsmith and moona werent upset. Gura would shoot at people all the time too. I guess you could say Ame was retarded, but Ame was trying to make people fight with the cars, it is just she amewayed it the fuck up

>>32324974
enjoy your fire, i'll stick to fender

>>32325034
Currently sleeping on my lap

>>32324657
it wasn't Kiara, it was IRyS or Bae
>>32324902
>>32324682
Gura is pissed that vox puts out to much anti gun propaganda

>tfw Gura is unironically a good shot
She was hitting some impressive headshots with that sniper

>>32325009
this is kinda sad anon

>>32319914
t was very fun bro!
And you guys did an excellent Jog as commentators

>>32325034
Working on that game show.

>>32323927
>>32324446
Calli's "peacefulness" is just her being a coward. Kind of wish they disabled safezones to tilt people like her. Also, I find it ironic that in the comments in some of the clips people were complaining that Gura was 'too merciless', when if anything, Gura was being too merciful and was punished heavily for it.

I don't hate Mori and I think some of you like talking about hating her more than you like Gura and project those feelings on to her
but I agree the whole peace thing was lame and annoying

>>32325196
Not really. She takes way too long to aim and shoot. If you want to see someone with good aim in Rust, check Matsuri's POV.

>>32325309
You kinda have to expect that not everyone is out for blood and just want to see the girls have fun. These chats are literally just two sides of one half wanting the girls to PVP while the other just want them to hang out. It was going to be a shitshow regardless.

>>32325436
same desu

Is Gura actually into vore like scenes in movies like Zara's death in Jurassic World, or just deeply disturbed and fascinated by it?

>7:20 am in jakarta
>thread shitposting and catalog shitposting are way way down
weird

>>32325500
She's a shork. She'll rip and tear first before she vores something.

>>32325309
Wipe day should have no safezones, or at least there should be a rule against it. What’s the point of the season finale if people can just turtle up in an unraidable zone.

>>32325036
Bae, Ina, Moona

>>32325542
you wanna be the one to tell Fubuki she cant gamble in peace?

>>32325514
NEET sleep schedules pls andastd

>>32325594
She has to gamble on whether or not she can take on whoever comes for her, or if she is able to hide well enough. I’m sure she’ll be happy about the extra risk

>>32325436
>spammed global chat, wrote assholes in front of more than 100k viewers that dont watch her
Why yes I hate the wigger, and her shameful act.

>>32325215
why?

Reminder that Gawr Gura is a woman with a, most likely, above average libido.
She, therefore, likely masturbates.
Gura semi-regularly rubs her cunny.

>>32325436
we might go overboard, but Gura and Suisei and the JPs were clearly getting annoyed with mori during the stream. And it isn't like mori isn't annoying. The girl has said she had basically zero friends in school because she is real fucking annoying due to autism

>>32325869
because you want Gura to hate one of her friends? someone she talks about more than most other members of hololive and who she confirmed she actually talks to outside of streams. Why would I want my oshi to hate anyone

>>32325309
I laughed when she murdered peko in cold blood. And when she murdered Ame, and Calli, and Luna. My wife is so fucking based. God I love her.

Fauna said she's not streaming tomorrow so we can cross her off the possibilities.

>>32325938
I can help her...

>>32325436
Mori was just really irritating in a lot of ways during the finale and that triggers direct anger in some people.
Personally, I want to see her dumb peace crap continuously blow up up in her face until she gives up and just quits playing, but I don't actively hate her.

>>32325938
how did you tell?

>>32325196
>>32325475
its easy to shoot a static target who isn't shooting back
t. someone who shoots static targets who aren't shooting backalso no it isn't because fuck shooting off hand, fuck that shit so fucking much, I fucking hate off hand. Also I absolutely have shitty patience and need to stop forcing shots

>>32325938
And there's a chance she's doing it now.

>>32325603
i was implying that they must have been asleep for a few hours now at least

>>32326042
So then Kaela, Mori, Mumei / Kaela, Mori, Ame

>>32326042
Who else is confirmed not joining?

>>32325034
Dying in the hospital

>>32325034
Sucking on a popcicle

>>32326008
when did I say she hated mori? Mori is really fucking annoying, like by mori's own admission she is fucking annoying, and Gura seemed to be sick of her shit in the rust stream. It doesn't mean they aren't friends. Like Ame's temper tantrum doesn't mean she hates gura

>>32324446
>>32325309
>>32325436
>>32325480
Mori knows full well what Rust is about and does her shitty peace sheriff thing SPECIFICALLY because "she's a contrarian" and refuses to have fun playing Rust the normal way. That's literally what she said on stream about this, declaring she's a contrarian in that casually snobby way that 12 year old boys do when they want to brag about something but act cool and aloof at the same time.

Gura told us she wiped her pissy cunny with her clothes, there must be a way to convince her to tell us how often she masturbates and what she uses for that

>>32325538
I was thinking she was a bit of both

>>32326342
she's gotta have an alt account she uses to make comments on clips and stuff, I know it. Maybe she says stuff there

>>32326342
Someone just has to infect her with the big cough again so that she becomes so sick she has to take the medicine that makes her see UFOs

>>32326342
Well she doesn't use toys, because she's preserving her hymen for me.

>>32326319
Well it sounded plausible with that whole 'pool of peace' thing. But when did she say she is a contrarian though?

>>32326429
Gura is too paranoid to ever comment or chat on her alt account. She barely uses her official one.

>>32326460
>But when did she say she is a contrarian though?
have you ever watched mori?

>>32326319
All she needs to do is drop that "niggas gonna hate" attitude. Please Mori.

>>32326460
One of her rust streams I happened to be watching hoping that BigFish would show up, I don't remember which one.

>>32326615
After that whole marathon of Jump King streams. I kinda stopped watching her.

>>32326665
mori is >fuck you don't tell me what to do, the fat girl

Tsundere deadbeats this is the Gura thread.

where's the member wallpaper

>>32326775
Forgive me Gura, I was engaging.

>>32326856
Sorry, Manager-san had the day off.

Well do you think any of the JP vtubers are going to be on that gameshow?

>>32326856
Trying to get a good shot of my painfully average member, please wait warmly. Lighting is more important than I thought.

>>32326945
maybe lui, but honestly no.

>>32326460
Here, I found it searching the transcript for "contrarian"
https://youtu.be/A6gjEoPGmfs?t=1629

There are a lot of days where I lay my daki on my chest just like this and pretend to hold her. I love her so much. I want to hold her, and cuddle with her, and sleep with her, and hug her, and kiss her, and play games with her, and clean with her, and cook with her, and run errands with her, and sing with her, and drive around with her, and get lost with her, and sit on a beach with her, and go for a hike with her, and learn new things with her, and get married with her, and raise a family with her, and watch movies with her, and talk for hours with her, and do everything else with her. I love her so fucking much.

>>32326945
Not a chance but I will continue to hope

>>32326945
There are a few i'm hopeful for but im not expecting any

oh so you can post Mori timestamps but nobody can find a timestamp of Gura saying she needs to prepare, I see how it is

>>32326945
pikamee is gonna show up and everyone is going to lose their minds

>>32327032
Huh, she actually said it.

I'm not even a lolicon but this one's the reason why I like Gura.

>>32326997
Is Lui the most EN fluent JP? Discarding Coco.

>>32327266
Anya

>>32326997
doubt Lui
which is kinda sad, I really like her and hope Gura gets closer to her

>>32327172
If Pikamee actually shows up, I can expect the numbers to make the Kobo fans seethe for a while.

>>32327253
Forgot the pic.

>>32327126
It was easy having a specific word I knew she said

>>32327126
Because the stream was two days ago, I didn't really feel like we needed proof of something most people probably remember already
https://youtu.be/8F8a0ehEZA4?t=2188

>>32325938
Probably lower than average due to her diet, exercise, and natural hormone levels. She is no doubt gathering a lot of mood setters for her ASMR love nest to really get into it with us. The emotional connection and attraction to shrimps also helps.

>>32327172
She specified 8 Hololive members.

Where's the soundpost of the highlighter drop?

>>32327126
why you don't trust your chumbud brothers?

>>32327499

>>32327438
i feel distant from her sometimes.. I know it's a me thing but... Maybe soon she will do something like this and renew our bonds.

>>32327412
nta bud thank you for posting it. I remembered her saying she was going to spend the next few days working on it but I wasn't able to find the exact timestamp. I felt like I was going slightly crazy when someone asked me when she said it and I couldn't find the timestamp

>>32327412
I dunno why it needed proof either. Either she streams or she doesn't and she's guaranteed to stream during the preplanned collab she's eager to do. Something today would have been nice but at this point it's just 'wait and see, go do something else if she doesn't show up'. Coincidentally I think IRyS is gonna have a tougher time with the Mortuary game. She's pretty dumb.

>>32327547
please tell me she wont get graduated for this

>>32327547
Thank you anon, Gura has to answer for this

>>32327547
Why she always dropping things. I wish I was there to catch them for her...

>>32327596
Chat plays games for IRyS more than anyone else

>>32327308
I'd like to see Gura do more with Lui too, it's nice that she's been doing her eigo reps and she's not too bad at it.
>Lui collab with korone coming up
neat, sounds like it could be a fun stream with those two

Would you be angry at Gura if she finally decided to cutely suck you off, but kept banging her teeth against your glans?

>>32327704
Anon, if that happens. You will need some band aids.

My only worry for gameshow stream is that we won't get too much of her real self because she'll be acting as the MC and probably has a lot of scripted stuff she's preparing

>>32327773
and i mean cutely suck off, rather than brutal throat bulging face fucking. At least she can kkiss the booboo better, if we figure out how to stop the bleeding.

>>32327818
It's going to be just like that desu. We'll get Gura but the main focus will be on the guests.

>>32327818
Yeah that will be the nature of the stream, but at least we know what to expect. We did just recently get a personalized and very comfy member zatsu though so can't complain really. But I can't help but always want more.

>>32327818
Probably like in the beginning and stuff. Never underestimate what she can pull off in the collabs she makes. There is always something kino and funny in store.

>>32327412
Fuck, I'm still pissed at chat for vetoing the ironic unironic pony stream. Let the cute girl be a cute girl you fags.

I mean yeah, she wants to be happy talking about ponies then let her.

>>32327704
Ever since the Valentine's Day stream, I have had several amazing dreams about Gura giving me the succ, using her tongue and small fingers, and blushing while concentrating on not hurting me with her sharp teeth. I wake up feeling energized whenever I get a dream like that.

>>32328014
I think she would have thought chat cringe if we all admitted we like MLP. I think we dodged a bullet there. Glad we held it together.

>>32327032
>L-A-R-Ping
first off, it is LARP, second it isn't fucking live action, they are playing fucking rust

>>32327528
I can't put trust into my transcript. I need cold, hard timestamps.

>>32327126
stop being grey

>>32328160
There is something really beautiful about a girl giving you the suck while being really careful and gentle, taking care of you. God it's soo hot. GURA!!!!

>>32328167
Lol, I put the timestamp early enough to catch that because I knew it'd piss someone off, you're welcome

>>32327818
you do realize half the stuff Gura says is scripted right? she writes sticky notes with things she thinks up during the day that would be fun to say on stream and has them on her mic stand. That is where the whole thespian rant came from

>>32328369
yes. And I think it's fucking cute that she does this for us. Puts effort in. It's so fucking cute.

>>32328369
Meds

>please don- ACK
Huhaha

Cute butt

>>32327818
We will have her all to ourselves when she plays mario kart with us all day during our honeymoon, though.

>>32327818
Are you going to lose sleep at night?

>>32327704
I would thank her every time it happened

i fucking love her so much it's unreal

>>32328369
Keeping notes because she needs to keep herself coherent and remember what she wants to talk about after she's done venting to imaginary chat is different from following an actual script. Doesn't bug me too much either way, it'll be fun. I do wish we could get an unfiltered stream of consciousness zatsu, though.

Gurass

>>32328810
fuck... rember that stream. god i love her

tfw i'm constantly rollercoaster whiplashing between wanting to throat rape her gullet and cum violently into her asshole, and wanting to gently cuddle her and cover her with tiny affectionate kisses.

>>32329059
Same desu Gura is a sexual being

>>32328163
I don't think she'd do more than tease us. She knows her job is to be cringe and she's not a judgmental person.. on camera at least. But in the end only a small minority like it so it's a moot point.

>>32325938
>gura has sex
>its not us
Chudbuds...

>>32328163
>we
nigga please tell me this is bait

>>32329095
She at least knows that we love her girly side i think.

>>32329181
we as in you guys, not me.

>>32325938
yeah and I hope she masturbates to loli porn

>>32329297
That's like saying you hope she likes feet.

Gura has a stickey note on her desk that say:
>do not say any of the following words on stream:
and then just lists racial slurs

>>32329297
There's no way she doesn't. She likes to remind us of the fact with her twitter likes.

>>32329109
>gura has sex
she literally said she hasn't multiple times

here we go again

>>32329491
?

>>32329491
?

I'm gonna do it

>>32329491
Ohh did you see it too?

>>32329939
YAMERO

>>32329939
Fresh squeezed shark juice

>>32330090
squeeze to hard poopoo come out

>>32329491
Yeah it's LARPing time

>>32329491
hahaha yeah i totally know what you are talking about

>>32329975
I saw it too, wonder what this means

did the meds run out?

Look at what I got from the drawthread, the artist is wondering if there should be some dialogue.

>>32330861
Nah

>>32330861
No wonder Aqua avoided her like the plague.

>>32330861
If they can't think of dialogue don't try to force any.

>>32327547
wh-what was she doing with the highlighter?

Hopefully Gura learned her lesson that signing cards sucks and won't do it again.

>>32331291
I got mine so I'm ok with that, but that's part of being an idol.

I really hope that rust stream was enough interaction for Gura to actually push for doing a song with Suisei

>>32331383
It's a terrible part that she isn't paid for. She's doing it FOR FREE.

>>32331506
no she's not? She gets part of merch sales anon

>>32331558
The merch costs the same amount signed or not. It's unpaid labor to sign all those.

>>32331506
She gets a cut of the merch sales

>>32329807
>>32329527
>>32330334
someone was cuckposting

>>32331587
please tell me you're pretending to be retarded

>>32331450
Would be awesome, but would also be hard to mix, with like Suisei's powerful voice, and Gura's cute sweet soft voice. But yeah my knees would crumble and I'd ascend to the heavens.

>>32331587
Worse than unpaid labor, actually. She spent time she could have spent streaming doing it. It COST her money to sign them.

>>32331450
missed opportunity to sing sakana on that vc. she have no idea how her senpai love her 'sakana sakana' phrase

>>32331450
As much of a powerhouse Suzy was during that stream I wouldn't be surprised if she got even more intimidated by her from it

>>32331672
I want her to waft the cards near her open gaping cunny, so cunny essence is permanently infused with the cardboard.

Glad to see everyone is enjoying my wife so much.

>>32331701
A year ago I may have agreed but she's gotten so much more confident just being around the JPs now that I don't think that's the case.

>>32331697
Timestamps?

Remember when you guys figured out Gura shared a link from a phone just by looking at the URL. How the fuck did you do that?

>>32331812
I want to beleeb.

>>32331609
what? where?

>>32331968
probably a mobile link

>>32332072
Wasn't here, probably the catalog. There is literally no good reason to look at this board outside of global and specific splits

>IWyS at 8k
is that her normal numbers? I feel like all the nonguras are like 2-5k

>>32332119
Why don't they have the decency to link their threads? I'm not going to go to the catalog to find them. Nobody is.

>>32331587
>>32331672
Its not "unpaid labor" if she wants to sign the cards retards. Not all the girls do hand signed merch, they're not forced to do it

>>32327547
Is there a compilation for all of the things she has dropped?

>>32331849
dont have timestamp, I saw on translation clips. let me find those clip a sec

wasnt irys playing rust today?

>>32332529
She didn't know the server would be down until the 7th so she changed to Mortuary assistant.

>>32332171
IRyS is usually getting at least 6k on a consistent basis. As far as non-Guras go, Fauna and Mumei are pretty often 8-10k+

>>32332529
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1565834518191570944

Had an incredibly Kino stream yesterday, just had a members stream. Then why do I miss her? What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>32332624
>>32332629
oh damn
have this image as thanks

>>32328160
>I have had several amazing dreams about Gura giving me the succ
Like actual dreams? Is it possible to learn this power?

>>32332214
And I hope she got her fill and never does it again. It's negative for streams, a negative for her health, a negative for the happiness of the vast majority of fans who do not get one, all for the sake of the chosen few. The would would be better off if they didn't exist.

>>32332745
I don't know, they don't happen very often. Before Valentine's Day, whenever I dreamed of Gura she was usually just in the room with me playing a video game and not saying anything.

This is a really weird bait angle

Are YOU smarter than a vtuber?

>>32332834
The fuckk? No. I want signed merch. It's okay for her to do a little bit of work. Doesn't hurt. Plus I want a postcard that has been touched by her.

>>32332952
Probably the same guy arguing that scalpers buying them meant she had to sign more

>>32332626
Fauna is one of the only ones who isn't a retard and doesn't try to stream over Gura or the other girls. Mumes has the correct autism

>>32332972
It does hurt. Hurts streams, hurts her, hurts most fans. You're in denial if you can't understand this after hearing that she's still not done signing them after months.

>>32332171
R u lost?

>>32333091
she's just doing them in her own time, in a way that she's comfortable. Have you ever done work? Work is not THAT bad kek.

>>32333105
IWyS is Gura related. Both are idols. We thought they were playing rust together today so people were going to watch her. And DadRyS is a membershrimp

>>32333189
She's doing them in a way that, in the most charitable interpretation, has cost us streams.

>>32333071
That anon was retarded but I don't think it's them this time. This guy is just trying to get people upset at signed merch, not Cover.

is cat box working for anyone else i'm trying to make a soundpost but when i try and upload the mp3 it just comes up with an error message

>>32333305
nah

>>32333305
Nah, if she felt like signing cards over streaming realistically she wasn't going to stream anyways.

>>32333357
you should have donated, anon... why didn't you donate... catbox... is dead...

>>32333305
signing merch is no worse than signing papers for buying a house. you do own a house right?

any guesses what's coming up after the stream tomorrow? she's announcing something for the anniversary right?