/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32296273
I require your strongest cunny /ggg/, im going into battle

Gurass

welp here comes our third falseflag raid this week

>>32296311
Our cunny is too strong for you, traveler

I'm going to feed myself to this shark.

Shark sex?

Pathetic.

OH NO NO NO CUMBUDIES?!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO GURA??!! I THOUGHT SHE IS THE ULTIMATE IDOL WHAT IS HAPPENING

>>32296311

>>32296340
Cunny connoisseur, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest cunny.

The gigashrimp

Best team

>>32296311

>>32296311
Win the battle

>>32296524
all I want is Gura singing along with Suisei and Kanata

Gura?

>>32296311
>>32296502

>>32296705
I wonder if she does this when she's by herself

>>32296311

>>32296705
The stream really brought a lots of good sound posts

my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked because of yesterday's Rust

RECLINING SHARK

>>32296902
Same

>>32296908

>>32296779
She does make autistic noises when not streaming.

>>32296927
desu

>>32296324
it's an incredibly transparent attempt by assblasted NijiEN fans from /#/ to rile people up against Kobo's collab.

Pff look at this EN shitter

>>32296954
looks comfy

>>32296963
I want to be a fly on her wall so I can hear her autistic noises and the conversations she has with herself
>>32296997
It's also just SEAmonkeys losing their shit over one of their own hitting 30k viewers and chimping out

feed the shark

Moggs your shark girl

Child cheeks

>>32297085
fucking bitch... fuck you!

morning buds. It's really retarded out there today huh. Here, have a cute jigglier Gura.

naruhodo ne

>>32297096
>It's also just SEAmonkeys losing their shit over one of their own hitting 30k viewers and chimping out
Most of them

Gura cute

>>32297264
Based

>>32297085
Remember what the JPs said, Ame is enemy.

>>32297096
>>32297345
I'll have you know that most of us would rather shit on Vox than shit on Gura, and as a general rule whenever you see someone applies "reclining" on Gura on this board it's almost definitely a nijinigger

>>32297416
>The JPs
At least if you want to shitpost try to remember her name next time

>>32297521
It was said by multiple people.

>>32297345
If they do indeed have a kino stream, then they are probably watching it, its generally the last hour after a stream that the real fans shitpost
So its larpers probably of some drama variety

Is gura dead?

>>32297756
She's been horny few hours ago

Definitely no stream today, she's way too busy preparing for tomorrow's collab.

>>32298150
I just want the new wallpaper, I hope she will get the link from management today

>leeching someone with higher subs that you.
Gura would never

I haven't enjoyed the old wallpaper enough to crave a new one so soon. Management can take as long as their lazy ass wants.

the seanigs are really get uppity in the catalog today

>>32298433
I like how they immediately think of our oshi when they see an ID girl getting good numbers

>>32298345
Same desu I don't change my wallpaper out that often so I can wait until it's ready.

>>32296311
as am i.

>>32298433
>>32298574

Shark is here!
Here is shark!

>>32296390
>>32298508
Why nijinningers are like this?
Kobo got 31k collab with - celebs for the first time. Nothing new on ID. Gura can get that even more on karaokes. and collabs in her channel. Jesus truly Gura is living rent free in their heads

https://youtu.be/8YKjL2VRDwY
Suisei really needs to have more collabs with Gura.

>>32297345
Nijiniggers not indo. Why would they attack gura of all people. Dumb.

>>32298853
>Why nijinningers are like this?
Because the highest niji stream that day was 20K, so Kobo beat the entire company.

Gura piss on my cock

>>32299095
Yeah and now they are saying that Gura should collab with e-celebs from twitch. Having a and interview and collab with a e-celeb won't make you the most popular at all or you subs will increase magically. Is your solo stream content that can make you popular around the world and Gura subs won't stop from increase even if she stop streaming for a few days. They will always increase. People just hate her too much to her be in the top of the vtubing world in subs and with a wide audience everywhere.

I hope the new wallpaper is not too bright, the current one is just bright enough but I hope they don't get too bright

>>32299922
My monitor is the only source of light in my room. Bright is good.

>>32300009
>My monitor is the only source of light in my room
do darkmode fags really

>>32299922
just photoshop it

I'm kinda nervous about this brain stream bros I'm not gonna lie

This gura doll is pretty good wonder if they'll do a second run

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1565725103803240453

>>32300189
Put a cunny onahole in it

>>32300179
Why is it?

>>32300231
Please have Kaela

>>32299662
>Gura should
What those smooth brains don’t understand is that Gura can do anything, she dont “need” to do anything, it is what is called too big to fail
She is not dependent on any single niche and only does the content she enjoys, she is not forced to, but has choses it herself
She wants to be an idol
She wants to be more than just a lazy content creator
She wants to be my daughter wife
Those are her choices and nobody can stop her

>>32300179
Why are it?

>>32300231
i love ina

Please tell me this collab isn't her birthday plan that got delayed

>>32300720
why would that upset you?

As far we knew:
Moona
Ina
Kronii??
Bae(any confirmation about this?)
Now left:
>apple
>Earth
>Star
>e=mc^2

>>32300177
it will lose its pureness...

>>32300767
I don't see this being "bigger" than her 3D birthday

>>32300777
thats a big thumbnail

>>32300286
>>32300416
I have a deep worry that tempshit are gonna be in it

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>32301017
Gura won't ever collab with Tempus, she's scared of the chumbuds' weaponized autism.

>>32300535
Same desuwah

>>32300777
>Bae(any confirmation about this?)
at the end of her AB stream
https://youtu.be/aj5O99c6bCI?t=7499

>>32301017
even if gura had shown done something like tweet at/follow them i still wouldn't think they would be involved since she has likely been planning this since before they even debuted

>>32300777
where does the Kronii confirmation comes from?

Gura shouls stop collabing with the whores who collab with Tempiss

>>32301017
no. "hololive members" is unambiguous.

This is my wife

>>32301387
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1565253221308051456

>>32301387
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1565253221308051456

>>32301397
>>32301350
I just worry. Its part of who I am

>>32301550
Don't worry anon, she doesn't even follow the JP Homos.

>>32301550
There is absolutely no reason to even worry about something like that with Gura planning the whole thing

any chances that the collab will be in 3D? did Moona ever used a VR setup?

>>32301892
No chance

>>32300777
What? No Ame?

>>32301892
>>32301892
Is not Moona gang in JP? Or was that just a rat?

>>32301954
Ame will be there, just wait.
If not chat would just be spamming "AME DOKO?" the whole time

>>32302048
I hope Ame forgave Gura for killing her after a good sleep and while not being cranky

Summer end karaoke today?

>>32302318
She probably wasn't even mad about it after the stream ended and she calmed down, most likely immediately apologized and had make-up discord sex afterwards.

>>32302353
Most likely a break day while she finishes up preparing for tomorrow

>>32302048
She stopped caring once she finally got in her car, you can hear the change in her voice.

>>32302403
>ywn have make-up sex with gura
Life is cruel.

JWU, what happened with Kobo? She got 30k viewers from some e-celeb collab in Twitch, is that all?

goober is busy brainstorming lines for her game show host RP tomorrow

>>32302704
But what does that have to do with Gura and why should I care?

>>32302594
Yeah because I will never upset Gura or get upset with her.
Only normal sex for us.

>>32302942
everytime someone beats Gura in any way she is the Gura killer

>>32301017
She was pretty upset about management forcing her to delay and change it so this could be possible.

>>32302942
Nothing, just catalog bait. Not even fucking /#/ cares or thinks this means Kobo just leveled up. It's like if Gura dragged xqc and Sykkuno into her channel, I honestly can't believe kobokeks are okay with that shit

I was watching Mori's POV of the Rust stream and I hate how fake everything she says sounds. It's ironic because Gura uses her extra cunny voice when she's chatting with us but what she says sounds very genuine in comparison. It's nice to have an oshi who actually loves her fans.

>>32302997
Oh just like that salome

Gura pissy cunny

I'm in Rust clip watching mode

Gura is NOT a fart shark

>>32302997
>everytime someone beats Gura in any way she is the Gura killer
can't wait for "Gura killer" curse to kick in

Gura's emissions...

>>32303206
that's hot

>>32302997
>beats Gura
How is reaching 30k with a e-celeb collab "beating Gura"? Gura has has had more 30k+ viewer streams than Kobo has streams in total

>>32303515
Explain this

>>32303718
I don't know, ask the shitposters

>>32301017
https://youtu.be/fRX0OgfVQqw

>>32303718
It's called shitposting, anon. They're doing it to shitpost

>>32303747
FARM shark! Don't believe these fake thumbnails! They're stealing it!

>>32303515
Anon...

>>32297521
>>32297590
They all said it.

I think Gura should loudly announce that she's peeing the next time she plays a horror game.

You guys watched Fubuki 3D ASMR stream?
I would die if Gura makes members ASMR stream and teased us using her 3D model like that

>>32304452
I just listened to it.

What will be Gura's prize for the winner?

>>32304452
I don't care for non-loli ASMR.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/100942056
dick

>>32304380
>Shoots the pink bebi

>>32304533
Her drippy cun cun. T u T

>>32298508
First 30k how cute

>>32304452
Will probably listen to it soon but a 3D ASMR from Gura would be pretty neat I think. Then Gura and Fubuki can do a 3D asmr together when Gura visits Japan one day

>>32304533
A chumbud orgy

>>32304628
She survived worst injuries, your shark bullets will have no effect.

>>32303206
my wife on the top
also my wife on the bottom

>>32304452
I can't wait for Gura's ASMR love nest, maybe she'll be able to roll around in 3D while giggling and giving us kisses.

>>32304817
cute, I like when artists draw her flat with this design and not padded

gura's slime will cover the other members

>>32305105
Yeah me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayd4LpuSY2Q

They've finally got Valheim perms now when Gura stopped caring about it a long time ago.

>>32305105
If by "slime" you mean "cum from her cute girlcock" then yes.

Good day /ggg/, today is the first day of /vt/ league 3 and the first match of the /ggg/ divegrass team will occur later today at 5:40 EDT PM.
Link to the streaming site that will have all the matches for today: https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>32305306
>nasfaqq
huhaha

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>32305306
Sounds fun I'll be there

>>32305105
Imagine EN3 has a cunny slime girl and she starts a friendship with Gura....

>>32305381
I don't know how I keep posting this and forgetting that I did.

>>32305471
EN3 will have a cunny jellyfish which is kind of like slime and she'll join umisea

>>32305471
>Imagine EN3
How about no?

>>32305485
This appears to be a textbook case of cute and funny overdose. You need to watch some Gura vods in order for your body to build up a stronger tolerance.

>>32305485
based schizo

I didn't even notice but Fubuki liked Gura's rust frame tweet the other day. I continue to believe we'll get a collab one day.

>>32305193
You're like a month late on that

Fresh rrat: recently somebody made a post saying "if only Gura would upload photos of HER wearing knee socks somewhere over the internet" or something like that. She delivered: >>31493042

>>32305807
tommorow

>>32306061
TOMORROW?

>fresh as your mom's pussy

>>32306061
i want to beleeb

ogey

>>32305807
shame Fubuki wasn't there for the s2 finale

>>32306014
>unironically thinking this is gura when that girl clearly has tits while gura said herself that there is "nothing there"

>>32305231
Doesn't "girl cock" usually refer to the femboy thing? (just asking)

not real but will jerk off regardless

>>32306223
She was there, though she was gambling with Mori and the others.

>>32306223
She spent time gambling and interacted with Mori and Kiara some but I believe she had to go before things really kicked off with Peko. Not sure she would have done much with that anyways though. Im still happy about the few interactions during the summer festival

>>32306014
>literally all it takes to create "dox" is to upload a photo someone can't image search
you people are mentally ill

>>32306014
>post more and prove it
>"haha nah this is enough for now lol"
everytime

>>32305807
She also liked a Taiko no Tatsujin stream before.

>>32301017
Why? She has never once aknowledged the existence of Holostars since her debut

Did Gura groom you into liking cunny or did you like cunny before you started watching Gura?

>>32305306
GO TEAM

>>32306539
i was groomed

>>32306535
Like I said, I just worry about things.
I also never get what I want in life so I've become very pessimistic so I can't feel as disappointed.

>>32306615
we know you don't have working legs, fuck off

I don't know how anyone could believe that shit. What hilarious waste of effort.

>>32306615
Why are you here?

>>32306251
only if it has balls

>>32306960
without it it's futa then?

>>32306948
enjoying cunny

>>32307006
ehh, futa is loose term

>>32306251
it shows up in futa sometimes.

>>32307048
>>32307110
in any case I think it's cute! >>32305231 is a cute post

>>32306539
I fapped to it sometimes but it was pretty rare. After Gura it's probably my most used tag.

>>32306539
Was already a cunnyseur.

Rust Season 3 Starto stream tonight?

>>32307329
Based and same desu

>>32307338
I hope so, get an early start and build a fortress in the snow area

>>32307338
this needs to be rotated 90 degrees to be accurate

>>32306539
I already liked it before and in facts I came across HER pumpkin song because her cute loli voice simply melted my heart. Tbh since I completely fell in love with her I doubled down on the cunny fanart and Gura cunny pics but recently I started thinking that focusing only on her cute and funny aspect would be an offense towards HER real self. I deleted my 3dpd folder because I think she wouldn't be proud of me if I didn't and I pledged to love both Gura and HERself until the day I die.

I hope she doesn't stream today. I can't make it.

Usada "War Criminal" Pekora and Gawr "Wild Card" Gura could become the greatest rivalry.

>>32307599
>I can't make it.
Why?

>>32307599
We're all gonna make it, bud.

>>32307599
>>32307653
>>32307684
I hope she takes today to be ready and fresh for tomorrow

>>32307653
Family are visiting.

>>32307835
Just kill them and watch.

>>32307599
I doubt she will, tomorrow's collab needs to be perfect

>>32307762
I don't know why but I was under the impression the stream was going to be prerecorded for some reason

>>32307639
heard pekomicomet is teaming this season

>>32307961
Mentioning it weeks in advance and having an announcement for it does lead one to think it won't just be a regular collab.
Plus the insane difficulty of getting 8(9?) people together all at once.

>>32307895
Goobus would be sad if Anon killed his family

>>32307434

>>32308348
that's 180 degrees...

>>32308416
Nah you are

Looks like IRyS will be part of the big brain stream too

>>32308583
where?

>>32308583
Nice, I was hoping she would be

>>32308797

>>32308797
Her schedule

>>32303652
Dino Gura's carbon footprint

If we calculate Gura's carbon footprint, is she sustainable? This includes the computational power required for her streams and for her chumbuds to stream her, the management of her fanarts in the internet, her fanbase growth, the amount fuel used to transport fans to conventions for her, the increase in required cooling in spaces where her fans had to line up for miles for things that involve her etc.

>>32308583
Nice

>>32308877
>>32308885
cool!

YOU GUYS TOLD ME BLACKBOARD DIDN'T MATTER MOONA IS IN

>c-can I watch you play?

Whatever, Gura's cute, everyone agrees.

>>32309082
So what's the confirmed lineup now?

>>32309177
MATING PR- I mean yes.

Gura will stream tonight to promote the collab tomorrow.

>>32308583
NICE (NICE)

>>32308877
I like IRySs soul mini schedules

>>32309190
Cute and funny

>>32309412
I think chumbuds and IRyStocrats should kiss

>>32309225
Ina, Bae, Kronii, Moona and IRyS. Kaela and Mori liked Gura's tweet. One person left and I think that would be Fauna.

>>32309225
Black board:
>Apple
Suisei
>Earth
La+
>Star
Sora
>tako
Ina
e=mc^2
Nene
>PI
Kronii
>japanese text
Moona
>Golden ratio
Irys

Confirmed by the schedules:
>Kronii
>Irys
>Moona

>>32309225
Moona
IRyS
Ina
Kronii
Bae

>>32309793
anon I... Look at my post
>>32309792

It hurts bros...

>>32309792
retard

>>32309907
>believing likes rather than Gura

>>32309792
This would be pure kino
>>32309793
This is less kino but still fine

>>32309898
Yeah she'll never be yours because she's MY wife.

>>32309792
>>32309907
>>32310037
HAHAHAHA
The blackboard doesn't LIE

Black board:
>Apple
Suisei
>Earth
La+
>Star
Sora
>tako
Ina
e=mc^2
Nene
>PI
Kronii
>japanese text
Moona
>Golden ratio
Irys

Confirmed by the schedules:
>Kronii
>Irys
>Moona
>Ina

>>32310304
Gives you no shame?

>>32310388
>language barrier collab
lol no

>>32310290
>>32309898
Shut up I don't want to Gosling right now...

I love her... I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>32310455
Gura spent like 4 hours straight in a discord call with JPs yesterday. She is getting way more brave with the language barrier.

No Gura stream today, she's hyperventilating into a bag

>>32310388
>Apple
Suisei
>Earth
La+
>Star
Sora
>tako
Are you stupid?

>>32310582
There's brave and there's ruining a big collab she's been working on for months.

>>32310290
>SOUL HACKERS
HACK YOU

What time is the collab EST tomorrow?
Im a bit indisposed right now and I was just curious.

Hasbant...

>>32310446
>>32310455
>>32310620
you mock me but there is already half of the girls confirmed to be in collab that have their symbols on the board
Call me a schizo, i don't care because I KNOW I'M RIGHT

>>32310759
8pm, regular Gura time

>>32310796
<3 love u chumbie
keep the thread nice for me for the next couple hours plz

>>32310793
Apple is Kiara.

>>32310872
sure sure

>>32310793
I actually believe you, schizobud

>>32310793
there will be no jp members now stop spamming

>>32311125
You will kneel fucko.

>>32310793
based blackboardschizo

Didn't Bae confirm too, where does she go on the blackboard?

>>32311360
>Didn't Bae confirm too, where does she go on the blackboard?
where did she say that?

>>32309792
>Golden ratio
>Irys
Can you explain further? I would assume Mori if you consider it as a Jojo reference.

>>32311461
who else fits?

I don't care to check where everyone is getting their info from, but it's fun to watch.

>>32311413
Her most recent stream

>>32311413
https://youtu.be/aj5O99c6bCI?t=7498

I wish she didn't collab with Mori, Bae, Ame or Kronii, they're all tainted

What are the chances she will play Rust with IRyS tonight?

>>32310657
That's Chobits...

>>32311589
WHY DID SHE STOP BLINKING

>>32311614

Black board:
>Apple
Suisei
>Earth
La+
>Star
Sora
>tako
Ina
>e=mc^2
[del]Nene[/del] Bae
>PI
Kronii
>japanese text
Moona
>Golden ratio
Irys
Confirmed by the schedules:
>Kronii
>Irys
>Moona
>Ina
>Bae
Three to go then

>>32311701
She's immune to homo influence. No matter how many homo simpettes you throw at her, she will never kneel like they did.

>>32311925
She never was, schizo.

>>32311807
That's what I was wondeing when I saw IRyS's schedule for Rust at that timeslot. IRyS usually doesn't stream that early. Unfortunately, no collab indicator means it's not guaranteed that we'll see goomba.

Hey buds, is 200Mb/s for $25 a month worth it?
:3c

>>32311976
Yeah but I don't want them to start talking about the Homos on stream while Gura is there

>>32311701
Trust gura or die

>>32312110
Stop talking about homos homobrain

>>32312085
Pretty much good enough for streaming and everything else. I pay 8 euros for 64 mbit/s.

>>32312085
Pretty worth. I'm paying $60 for fiber, but honestly I could live with less.

>>32312110
gura is literally the host for the stream. i swear some of you think about the homos more than mori/bae/ollie

>>32311807
Not likely I think, she said she still needed to do some prep for tomorrows stream

>>32312260
Just upgraded my 50Mbit/s fiber to 200 because my dumb ass brother wants me to share my internet with him so he can play on his xbox.
I am paying $12.5 for 4x the speed i used to have (50Mb/s) at the same price.

>>32311925
How long before you realized she wasn't going to blink?

>>32312540
nine seconds. don't ask how i know.

>>32312566
How did you know

>>32312645
he made that gif

>>32312645
>>32312681
that one blinks sooner (i just checked), but i remembered that nine seconds was the longest delay i'd used in any blinking gif

>>32311947
Why would apple be Suityan? It'd be much more likely to be Aki than Suityan if we're believing in the power of the board. Also I'm doubting the JPs will make a showing, the collab will likely be in English and while it's not unheard of, the stream style isn't suitable for a cross-language collab.

>>32296358
Would you rather be swallowed alive or chewed and savored?

https://twitter.com/oft_one/status/1565782465901625344

>>32312741
>>32312681
I assumed the crappy looking quality of a gif saved from here, loaded in mspaint, and re-saved as a gif would have gave it away.

chances of bigfish sightings tonight?

>>32313101
https://youtu.be/QByEdpokRSo

>>32313101
Holding out hope for an actual stream, since I wound up enjoying the Rust arc more than I thought. If no stream, we'll probably see her a bit on RustRyS.

>>32313181
yeah thats why I asked, going live at Guras timeslot fills me with hope

Post porn of that Cherino blue archive girl edited to be like Gura please

>>32313365
go back.

>>32313016
JPs are doing Eigo reps, look at Towa and Shuba

>>32313101
She's going to want to be well-rested for tomorrow, so I think it's more likely she will do some rubby lovey dovey gettin' frisky w/ the chumbies asmr tonight until she's satisfied so she'll be happy and sleep well.

>>32313573
No shit, but even Towa who has been working on her eigo reps for a while due to the large % of EOP kenzokus and Shuba who studied abroad are barely passable at eigo and still need back and forth in broken eigo and Japanese to understand basic concepts. This stream is going to be a lot more complex than that

>sad shark noises~

>>32313795
UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>32313766
>Gura
>complex
Are you sure about that?

>>32313766
Subaru can actually read and understand English really well she just can't speak it. I remember she pretty much live translated Henry Stickmin into Japanese when she played

>>32313766
btw isnt Aki's english also good enough?

>>32313932
Yes, but to formulate English sentences is still a struggle and the collab is a 2-way street so I'm not sure how that would go. Also, even the magic blackboard doesn't have her on there so there's no point to discuss her eigo.
>>32313985
She's alright AFAIK but I would rank Shuba above her. Not a Rozentai though so I wouldn't really know all too well.

>>32313985
Aki has 'rona since 25th

>>32314083
was she boosted?

I will manifest destiny and marry Gura. Don't try and stop me, it's already over for you.

Sex shark! T u T

>>32314126
lost sense of smell

>>32314177
I am gura, sorry but I already have an anon

>>32314177
you're too late, I already did

>>32314257
yeah me

you know which vtuber I like, and is my favorite?
gawr gura

>>32314434
shibuya!

>>32314250
How many boosts did she get?

>>32314638
anon vaccines are bullshit

>>32314638
probably a normalfag 1-3, I highly doubt any of the holos are at vaxmaxx chad levels in the double or triple digits

>>32314250
>never been vacc'd
>worked very closely with internationals at the peak of covid
>never got sick
Do I have good genes or something?
That 2 weeks of social isolation was the best vacation I have ever had and will likely ever have. A free excuse to just be a completely useless piece of shit. Played a lot of Dragon Quest Builders 2 and drank.

Did you do your reps today?

>>32286568
>slept with a more retarded sleep schedule than gura for multiple days
>did a 6 hour stream + more time building a tower and demo derby track and cars
>be fucking ame so do LITERALLY NOTHING to get people to come beside telling mori and kiara and shooting zeta a few times
>only mori and kiara go to her base, no one else sees it or cares
>still be cranky because no sleep
>finally go to peko's base
>kill Luna and IRyS by accident?? (was throwing grenades, idk if she was trying to kill peko or not)
>Gura walks up to her
>forgets to use her press to talk so Gura doesn't hear her as she is trying to make a ramp to drive her car off it because she is cranky and pissed no one went to her base because Ameway
>gura shoots her
>has a temper tantrum because no sleep and wasted her time

>>32315156
not getting fired reps so far
lifting reps in a few hours

GuraxIroha when?
https://youtu.be/VpFWW-WgPqs

>>32315156
Today was leg day. I hate leg day. But I did it for Gura.

>>32315180
It's funny how Ame is getting all the drama but Mori was way more annoying and cancer to me.

lazy gura not streaming yet again

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like being Gura's husband. Since she's the top vtuber it would be hard to match her in terms of contribution to the family's income, do you think Gura would dislike an husband that can't compete with her?
It would make no sense if her husband continued to work and brought home less than half of what she makes but it would be worse to be a stay-at-home husband that let's his wife do all the work, she could easily afford to hire a maid for the chores and she can afford a washing machine, dish washer and pretty much any other sort of appliances like that so there's nothing to do in the house anyways.
I'm thinking about this sort of things because I believe I have a chance to marry her some time in the future, there's no meaning in living without her by my side, I can hardly contain my inner Gosling already.

>>32314755
as the point.

>>32315427
you have mental illness. GWS

>>32315156
I picked up my guitar for the first time in 7 years. She's in bad shape... I should have at least had the decency of letting her sleep in her nice case.

>>32315002
are you hispanic?

>>32315484
Stop being a woman.

>>32315417
mori gets a pass because friend thought it was hilarious

>>32315520
Stop being a mentally ill loser.

>>32315417
what Mori did was way worse and more annoying. I am not sure what bothered Gura more though, because she seemed upset about Ame having a melt down and pissed at Mori hiding. I wonder if either girl said sorry to her

>>32315492
I bought a guitar 3 years ago intending to learn. Was really into it for a week and was doing online lessons. Its been collecting dust in the closet since...

>>32315494
A white Leaf
Why?

>>32309898
Why? Its not like gura died of cancer

>>32315556
>if you love gura you're mentally ill
at least I didn't chop my dick off and can still get an erection

>>32297096
>>32296963
>>32296779
Gura has said on stream that she makes autism noises when playing by herself

>>32315427
Gura needs a house husband to clean up around her and feed her yummy meals. That husband? Me.

>>32315570
>>32315417
are chumbabies so fragile they can't handle banter between friends?

>>32315634
Can an husband surpass a maid though?

>>32315603
Am hispanic surrounded by whites, never wore a mask, never got sick, never had days off.

>>32315625
loving her is fine, typing out schizo paragraphs thinking you'll her husband is mental illness.

>>32315656
Its not banter that got on my nerves. It was spamming chat about muh peace when there's supposed to be a fun war going on.

>>32315570
Mori said she sent Gura a discord message about coming to get her scrap back, guess Gura never saw it. I cant really blame her too much since she killed Gura once after saying shed get revenge throughout the whole season

>>32315677
Yes.

>>32315695
You think she'll die childless just to make your /u/ troon fantasy real?

>>32315417
>>32315570
fuck off cuckmates

>>32315757
>>32315761
Cuckbeat deflection posts.

>>32315757
she won't marry you, that's for sure

>>32315751
I can do chores since I've been living alone for almost 10 years ngl but I'm not sure I can surpass a professional maid yet. I like cooking too.

>>32313669
To night is neglect play. We'll see a possible BigFish but she will never show up in chat, voice, or get close enough for the name tag to show.

>>32315725
no one cares except you, it's a fucking text chat.

>>32315427
>I believe I have a chance to marry her some time in the future
You don't because I'm already going to

>>32315733
I dunno man Mori was clearly at fault, she spent her week of playing the game before the finale preaching peace this peace that and then when she goes and violates her own rules she runs away and refuses to play anymore. That's a shitty move no matter how you try to spin it.

>>32315656
I dont think it was banter. Ame absolutely had a hissy fit from not sleeping and Gura wasn't happy about ame's reaction.
the mori thing was just annoying because it was mori demanding attention when Gura could have been at the beach party and mori was annoying all fucking stream
>>32315733
Gura saw it in the gobal chat, but all of chat and some of the jps told her to go to the beach party instead and ignore mori
>>32315761
I dont even like Ame and the whole thing was Ame's fault. But at least in Ame's case it was understandable because she was tired and just saw all her time wasted because no one used her stuff. Mori was literally being a fucking 2 year old demanding attention and is annoying in general

>>32315811
I will be her husband. I'm not gonna let anybody else take that role, even if I have to take on dangerous jobs to earn more money than she does.

kys cuckbeats

>>32315865
Mori refusing to engage in ALL OUT WAR and trying to peel people away from the event was annoying but not enough to seethe about it like some people are doing...

>a bunch of bait about the stupid Rust shit out of nowhere
Hmmm..... I am sensing that there is most likely bait in global as well...
That this is... coordinated.

>>32315577
Thing is I had been playing for a while already, but then you hit a wall, THEN GET THROUGH THE WALL, but then there's another wall, then another wall, then another wall... Then at the height of my discouragement my amp breaks. I sat it down and could really find the drive to play it again.
That guitar and amp was the first major purchase I ever made with my summer vacation job.

>>32315314
>GuraxIroha
Same-rai.

>>32315885
>Mori was literally being a fucking 2 year old demanding attention and is annoying in general
Yes Mori is a woman.
How did you know?

>>32315865
>no one cares except you
If that makes you feel better I guess

>>32315896
While youre gone for extended periods of time, i will make sure to satisfy her bodily needs. no matter how successful, no mater how much you earn, if you don't spend enough time with your wife after work, you're as good as an ATM.

>>32316016
Don't give up chumbie. Break through that wall.

>>32316016
NTA, but I get that. I plateaued after a few years, been that way since then. I keep a child size acoustic near my desk to strum on when I'm bored, but I haven't broken out my electrics in months.

just had 3 of these and i feel like exploding...
Help me chumbuds...

>>32316494
I will pray for your toilet

>>32316016
that reminds me of how my friend's ex-wife stole my guitar rig

>>32316538
shut up gura

>>32316693
>telling gura to shut up
the funky penis of me, you suck it, yeah?

Bros is our turn...I'm nervous..

>>32316744
your tail aint a penis