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Beatani just announced two contents for her birthday.
1. Amusement Park Date Fashion Contest
2. World Breakfast Contest
Find out more in the community post about it.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgxUZNhlazQx-orrMFp4AaABCQ

Previous thread >>3186956

>Next stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiL5SlkeX8U

>Last stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTmts5-tK-g&t=10395s

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>> No.3209595

>breakfast
I've never been this ashamed in my life.

>> No.3209659

She really is asking us for a date fashion, huh?

>> No.3209703
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>>3209659
More importantly she provided a template to replace the bootleg one.

>> No.3209740
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>>3209703
>that slight cameltoe

>> No.3209759

>>3209703
Uohhhh!!!

>> No.3209773

drawdads, our time has come

also this is the official blanktani now
https://youtu.be/cz3UVH9Zo4Y

kudo the anon who came up with the idea of making the original one

>> No.3209782

>>3209595
Don't worry I'm a balon who eats cheap microwave yakisoba for breakfast everyday.
I think I'm going to have to lie for what I usually eat for breakfast.

>> No.3209815
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3209815

Wait, what about the grooming contest?

>> No.3209840

>>3209815
We're grooming her boyfriend into keeping her.

>> No.3209843

>>3209815
I already won, so there's no need to announce a public one.

>> No.3209864

>>3209703
>>3209773
I don't deserve this, I made those only for self-pleasuring purpose. glad she adapt it

>> No.3209865

I was drawing a cute Beatan ready for a date yesterday. This will be good.
I don't know about the breakfast content. Jesas. I eat toast with tea. Maybe I'll have to sit out of that one.

>> No.3209900

I never eat breakfast.
Well, I guess I could try to put up a typical french breakfast or something, they tend to be popular in the rest of the world.

>> No.3209909

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1389139850939355144?s=20
Is she?

>> No.3209948

>>3209595
>>3209782
>>3209865
it's ramadhan, so no breakfast for me.
what do?

>> No.3209961

>>3209948
Post an empty table.

>> No.3209963

>>3209948
suhoor?

>> No.3209967

>>3209948
Put together your traditional breakfast for it and... don't eat it

>> No.3210038

The time for voice submissions have ended. we got exactly 20 submissions which is much more than the 12 submissions that we got last time. Good job dads, I'll begin working on this now and get it done before her birthday.

>>3197257
Received, thanks. I'll look into if that waiter cheer fits in anywhere but your regular submission will get in no matter what.
>>3198076
Received, thanks. Yes you made it just in time. But do you really think it's ok to call her a kusogaki on her birthday? I guess I'll keep it but you can resubmit if you want a less harsh message.
>>3202069
Received, thanks, you were the last submission, congratulations for making it in time. I may use flags when making the video, should I use a Hongkong flag or Chinese flag for this? I'll go with the Hongkong one if I get no answer because I know the main cantonese institute is there.

>> No.3210063
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3210063

I want to make Bea as dasai as possible! and as cute as possible! and as cool as possible! and as kimoi as possible!
...This is going to be a tough one.

>> No.3210125

I'll try to come up with something for the fashion one but man I don't have the heart to send her a picture of my pathetic bowl of chex and a granola bar

>> No.3210128
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3210128

in your face! Takoo-yah!

>> No.3210164

>>3210125
Send all your pitiful breakfasts to see her reaction at the end kek

>> No.3210172

i don't even know what a traditional breakfast in my country would be

>> No.3210204

>>3210172
She's not asking for traditional breakfast, but for what you usually eat every morning.

>> No.3210216

>>3209948
Post your sahur instead

>> No.3210222
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>>3209510
supercontest you polarnigger

>> No.3210225
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https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1389195775725371393?s=20
I'm coming for Listener-chan. I'll slice off her nuts.

>> No.3210251

>>3209909
She read the posts from last thread saying she had a "fat girl" voice...

>> No.3210259

>>3210204
oh ... so nothing ... great

>> No.3210279

I can't believe Beatani is going to pity us...

>> No.3210289

>>3210222
Let me guess. You were going to send a naked Beatani for the date.

>> No.3210313
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https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1389195775725371393

>> No.3210434

>>3210289
no, my breakfast actually

>> No.3210560
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>>3210222
works on my machine

>> No.3210732

Beatani just removed her birthday from her twitter.

>> No.3210801

https://twitter.com/ListenerChan/status/1389200756612341765?s=20
Dads...?

>> No.3210830

>>3210801
It's a literal quote from the youtube chat lmao.

>> No.3210839

>>3210164
My god. I eat pickled herring on rye bread. Something all foreigners think looks disgusting. I can't wait to be bullied for eating it.

>> No.3211010
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>>3210732
Looks fine on my end

>> No.3211020
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3211020

>>3210801
>>3210830

>> No.3211050

>>3211020
Based AXIS bear.

>> No.3211051

>>3210801
well that explains why she wants to see food so badly

>> No.3211098

>>3210128
Takuya BTFO (again)

>> No.3211107
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>>3211050
Looks like a Comintern to me.

>> No.3211110

>>3211010
She added it back.

>> No.3211124

>>3211020
Based Soviet Bear

>> No.3211129

>>3211107
Dads... I can't believe it

>> No.3211182

>>3211107
Someone shop Bea in soviet ushanka please

>> No.3211200
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I want to be ingested...

>> No.3211231

>>3211200
Fat dads have a chance.

>> No.3211244

>>3211020
She's a bear, dads. Obviously she's going to be anprim.

>> No.3211249

>>3211200
Based vore loving bear

>> No.3211279

>>3211200
Can Bea stop making Mein Teil play in my head?

>> No.3211337

>>3211279
I want Bea to eat my dick and review it

>> No.3211362

What if Beatani opened a PO box for people to send food and shit to

>> No.3211391

>>3211362
food would spoil fast

>> No.3211477

>>3211337
This

>> No.3211483

>>3211362
anon I don't think anybody with a fanbase that's predominately 4chan-based should be opening any PO boxes
I mean, getting /k/ brownies would be the least of her concerns

>> No.3211523

>>3211483
well yea maybe not food but items could be cool

>> No.3211539

>>3211362
I would send her the dragon dildo she could use

>> No.3211581

>>3211483
Her fanbase is here, not on /b/. I think >we have a tendency to play up how shitty the board is, and self-deprecate too much.

>> No.3211584
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>> No.3211612

>>3211584
based

>> No.3211619
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>>3211584
kek

>> No.3211650

>>3211581
Still food sent by strangers is super sketchy.

>> No.3211718

>>3211523
even then I don't trust you niggas to not throw in some mustard gas or something
if she wants gifts from fans then she should open back that amazon wishlist

>> No.3211744

>>3211650
Oh I agree, no food whatsoever. Mostly because of >>3211391

>> No.3211759

>>3211337
Need r18g art of this in extreme anatomically correct detail.

>> No.3211766

>>3211279
We should ask her to sing Mein Teil for next karaoke stream. Also tell her about its meaning so she will be more interested.

>> No.3211787

I wonder what is architect opinion of Bea...

>> No.3211817

>>3211787
Too skinny

>> No.3211834

>>3211817
Time to fatten her up boys!

>> No.3211871

>>3211584
Kamiya Chisato...

>> No.3211875

>>3211362
What is she going to do with physical food when she's trapped in the internet? We should scan images of food to send to her so she can at least eat the 1s and 0s.

>> No.3211899
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>>3211766
Hey Bea, listen to "Mein Teil" by Rammstein and look up the lyrics and meaning

>> No.3211906
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3211906

>>3211182

>> No.3211907

>>3211875
You could that we'd give her a byte to eat.

>> No.3211925

>>3211875
That's the job of the shipping company.

>> No.3211937
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architectbros...

>> No.3211954
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>>3211937
Anon what the fuck is this?!

>> No.3211960

>>3211937
That is not proper clothes for a date!

>> No.3211966

>>3211954
sorry idk how fat people work

>> No.3211978

>>3211907
Carlos you fucking spic, this is why your dad left.

>> No.3211985
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3211985

>>3211787
>>3211817
>>3211834
>>3211937
I hope she blocks all of you.

>> No.3211987

>>3211937
I can't believe Bea is a fish person!

>> No.3211988

>>3211937
PLEASE send this to her on the fat post she made

>> No.3212011

>>3211937
Did she just gave birth to your children anon?

>> No.3212044

>>3211906
Based

>> No.3212064

>>3211871
kek
love the block bear

>> No.3212069

I havent been here or or watch vtubers since friday, what did I miss dads? Did the bear do anything this weekend?

>> No.3212089

>>3212069
She's a commie now.

>> No.3212103

>>3212069
She searched for Recettear porn live on stream.

>> No.3212115

>>3212089
https://youtu.be/lyfhs42mdyA

comrade Bea...

>> No.3212117

>>3212069
architects are here
run as fast as you can

>> No.3212129

>ラジエルちゃま…
Was she rejected, or did she get ghosted?

>> No.3212157

When are we sacrificing Raziel and playing with his guts?

>> No.3212163

>>3212129
She's probably drooling right now.

>> No.3212166
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>>3212089
ЗДPABCTBУЙTE Я БEATAHИ
ПOШEЛ HA ХУЙ CУКA БЛЯTЪ

>> No.3212175

>>3212089
>>3212157
What the hell did I miss?

>> No.3212182

>>3212166
Red Alert stream when?

>> No.3212187

I'm having a hard time figuring out what to draw for the clothing thing since whenever I think of "Cute outfit" I think of those giant winter coats and that doesn't really fit here

>> No.3212199
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>>3212166
now it makes sense why she studied Russian...

>> No.3212209

>>3212115
Tankie Bear
Tankie Bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4T2W91dGJc

>> No.3212234

russians are getting uppity

>> No.3212258

>>3212175
The start of a new arc

>> No.3212268

>>3212187
I have an idea. It won't win, but I know it's going to be unique as far as submissions go. Problem will be whether I'll be capable of drawing it because lmao zero talent.

>> No.3212283

>>3212209
based

https://youtu.be/C5Az984gVdU

>> No.3212296

>>3211906
Beatani love!

>> No.3212325

>>3212187
>>3212268
We need to actually DRAW the outfit? I was going to make a collage or something.

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>>3211906
TOVARISCH BEATANAI LOVE

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>>3212325
it's probably fine

>> No.3212452
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I fucking love Beatani so much that nothing does anything to me.
I can't cum to anything else but Beatani
Every time I think about dragging my hard dick on her flat chest and playing xylophone with her ribs
I cum buckets in seconds

>> No.3212483

>>3212452
do NOT appropriate other generals' pastas
it's lazy

>> No.3212487

>>3212325
You can make a collage >>3210063

>> No.3212626

>>3209948
Bro, what you eat to break your fast is literally your breakfast. And we all know Ramadhan tables have the best food at night.

>> No.3212759

>>3209948
You don't have to actually eat the breakfast. You just have to make a photo of it and send it to Bea.

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>>3211020
Bros, we got too cocky...

>> No.3212869

>>3212759
>You don't have to actually eat the breakfast.
What part of "Please explain in writing what it tastes like" do you not understand?

>> No.3212921

imagine making food instead of buying already made one
kek

>> No.3212997

>>3212921
murica...

>> No.3213005
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Why is Bea so retarded...

>> No.3213034

>>3212921
imagine if Raziel-san usually eats korokke for breakfast.

>> No.3213067

Are there any spoilers in Recettear to speak off? Or is it just straightforward pay off the denbts game clear?

>> No.3213106

>>3213005
she takes after her dad

>> No.3213120

>>3213067
Yes, and she already got spoiled when looking up fanart.

>> No.3213134

>>3213120
With her attention span she must've forgotten already.

>> No.3213211

>>3213067
I don't think anybody plays this game for the story so it may as well be "pay denbts" and nothing more

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiL5SlkeX8U
>2:00 AM
You know, if she were any other vtuber I'd just wait until tomorrow to watch the VOD while working
In Bea's case watching her streams live is part of the experience, she is going to ruin my sleeping schedule and I wouldn't have it any other way

>> No.3213352

>>3212869
Do you not know what your usual breakfast tastes like?

>> No.3213370
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>>3213248
I wouldn't have it any other way...

>> No.3213616

>>3213248
>tfw can't afford to be up at 2 am on a workday and almost never catch her live

>> No.3213677

>>3212337
OUR daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWaQcKiAj_Q

>> No.3213721

>>3213677
pachi pachi

>> No.3214117

Birthday card messages. I'm on the clock. You know he drill.

>> No.3214220

>>3213677
cute. I wish Bea spoke more russian...

>> No.3214246

>>3214117
Is the birthday card messages still open? Sorry if its been asked before. Please forgive my horrible memory.

>> No.3214389

>No more than three ideas per person for the fashion contest
We can send 3? Damn artfriends please have mercy

>> No.3214642

>>3214246
retardchama...

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>>3214246

>> No.3214916

>>3214389
I missed that, I'll have to do more collage reps

>> No.3215061

>>3214246
Yes, sorry, I should mention the deadline at least: it's this Friday.

>> No.3215199

>>3214642
Okay okay let me rephrase. I know the deadline is 7th May, I just want to know if there's a limit to how many birthday messages are being accepted.

>> No.3215520

>>3215199
Nope, the more the merrier. I even have two messages by the same person -- a regular message and an Edward Norton line art I suggested.

>> No.3215819

>>3215520
That's great. I've been really busy lately and it is only now that I finally have the time to do something like that.

>> No.3215895

I'm really regretting making a twitter account to follow Bea. There's so much cancer and I'm not ready to put it the effort blocking a thousand people to clean it up like I did to clean up my Youtube recommendations

>> No.3216207

>>3215895
Why are you looking at recommendations at all? You have your own feed, like youtube subscriptions.

>> No.3216427

>>3215895
two basic pieces of advice: use tweetdeck (since it streamlines your feed into just what people post/share instead of littering it with random trash like promoted tweets or likes from accounts that follow accounts you follow) and when you're on twitter itself, set the trending region to some place where they speak a language you can't even begin to read (since that trash is gonna litter the page anyway but at least you can easily ignore it)

>> No.3216862

>>3214389
You can also send pictures anon, can't figure out 3 outfits?

>> No.3217543

>>3215895
Use tweetdeck, add people who you actually want to see tweets from in organized lists and ad panels for them. It doesn't have trending or recommends and doesn't show likes from people and is also ordered by time instead of randomly with bias for english language, you can turn off retweets too if that's bothering.

>> No.3217762

Fuck. I took a nap and dreamt of Bea.
Am I... Am I a gosling?

>> No.3217838

>>3215895
In my first month I would spend half an hour everyday arguing with dumb people.

>> No.3217854

>>3213248
>>3213616
EU here as well. Been thinking of shifting my sleep schedule. Have work from 08:00 to 16:00, then sleep until 00:00.
Everything I (want to) watch is always somewhere from 00:00 to 08:00, and don't really have anything else going on. My job requires lots of thinking, which I do a lot better after being awake for a while. Can also wake up naturally without having an alarm clock interrupt me if I have to sleep for a bit longer. Also prefer nighttime quiet more than daytime anyway.
Should I go for it?

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>>3217762
get in the line

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>>3217762
I've been dreaming about her for days

>> No.3218048

>>3217905
>>3218012
I want to have more dreams about her.

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>>3217762
No, it just happens because you spend too much time watching her. I have been dreaming of weird shit as well, doesn't mean that I want any of that.

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>>3218169
>I have been dreaming of weird shit as well, doesn't mean that I want any of that.

>> No.3218298

>>3215895
That's why I use Twitter to follow other shit too. When I see cringe responses or posts, I'll just hide them and it gets replaced by something more relevant.

>> No.3218326

>>3218169
>I have been dreaming of weird shit as well, doesn't mean that I want any of that.
But I do want to have a date and go fishing with her.

>> No.3218335

>>3218169
Nice kinks ngl

>> No.3218425

>>3218169
Based Hayashimofag

>> No.3218494

>>3218425
Not even, I'm a Zuikakufag through and through.

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3218538

>>3217762
Yes.

>> No.3218698

Just remembered that Labour Day was two days ago.

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>>3218698
>National Loyalty Day in the US
Burgmutts go to gulag.

>> No.3219262

Labor day isnt for another 4 months

>> No.3219336

>>3219260
this has to be bait

>> No.3219495

do little girls still make those stupid flash dressup games
I need inspiration for the contest

>> No.3219607

>>3219262
Labor day is on the 1st of May. At least in my country.

>> No.3219683

>>3218169
I had a dream I was reading /yah/ and I got a call that my father died, really not sure how to interpret that. I was glad to wake up and realize it was just a dream, but disappointed that there was no thread open.

>> No.3219741

>>3210259
Just fake it?

>> No.3219757

>>3219260
>>3219336
I've never hear anyone call it that in my life
t. burger

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>>3219683
>but disappointed that there was no thread open
kek

>> No.3219833

>>3219757
>t. burger
There's no fucking way you're American if you've never heard of labor day. Plus your grammar is fucked, larp.

>> No.3219873

>>3219683
Your dream was a premonition, if you don't stop reading RIGHT NOW your father will die and you'll get a call confirming his death.

>> No.3219904

>>3219757
There is no Labour Day in US, only Loyalty day. At least officially

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I want bea to give be a bear hug every morning.

>> No.3219930

>>3219607
I thought it was usually called May Day in countries like that?

>> No.3219993

what the fuck loyalty day is a new thing that just got announced like yesterday

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My argument for two ears.

>> No.3220022

Bea isn't poor right? When is she going to buy a VR headset and play VRchat with me?

>> No.3220047

>>3219930
it's the same.

btw fun fact Japan has its Labour day on November 23

>> No.3220055

>>3219607
The burgers moved it and replaced it with "Loyalty Day" because they were afraid of some sort of international worker movement turning the US into a communist state that celebrating the day we won the 5 day work week would somehow create in their logic. Like many stupid and shortsighted US government stopgaps against the ghost of communism it didn't really take in the broader population and everyone just calls it May Day. There's also another Labor Day in the fall in the US that did have a bit more success in dampening the enthusiasm for the May Day celebrations.

>> No.3220071

>>3220022
I don't think she would want any erp with the vrchat "people"

>> No.3220076

>>3219904
What? "Loyalty Day" is just a response to Communist trash "May Day", our Labor Day is the first Monday in September. Literally no American cares about Loyalty Day and I'd best most have never heard of it.

>> No.3220079

>>3219993
>it's real
hahahahahaha what the fuck

>> No.3220094

>>3219993
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalty_Day

>> No.3220102
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3220102

>>3220015
Wouldn't it be around here and still be hidden by her hair?

>> No.3220171

>>3220071
She doesn't have to erp. She can just play games with me.

>> No.3220184

>>3220102
cute.
Nekomimi hate!

>> No.3220257

>>3220079
>hahahahahaha
no american types like this

>> No.3220260

>>3219993
just doing a quick google search Loyalty Day is some bullshit that was thrown together in the 50's as a "fuck commies" holiday and nobody actually cares about it
Labor Day in the US is in early September and is basically just an excuse to not work and have one last BBQ before fall
and for what it's worth Memorial Day is near the end of May and is more or less the same. No work, start off summer right. I'd assume that's how May Day works in other countries but fuck if I know (or care to dig any deeper than this)

>> No.3220264
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3220264

>>3219993
>It is 1921
I sure do love listening to Beatani wax calendar recordings on my gramophone.

>> No.3220281

>>3220102
Too high relative to the eyes.

>> No.3220321

>>3220076
Can confirm, I'm a burger and i haven't heard of loyalty day.

>> No.3220328

>she's playing Recettear now
>on top of Omori and fucking Slay the Spire
Okay, fuck it, the bear is clearly playing all my favourite video games so it's time for me to start actually watching her.

>> No.3220329

>>3220264
>he doesn't know

>> No.3220344

>>3220281
But it would be about the same height as her eyes, her head is tilted...

>> No.3220347

>>3220264
I kind of want to see a 1920's flapper Beatani now.

>> No.3220372

>>3220328
>Omori and fucking Slay the Spire
>he lacks the critical information

>> No.3220409

>>3220328
This is the bear grooming experience, enjoy it.

>> No.3220430
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>>3220328
Welcome

>> No.3220434

>>3220328
>>3220372
I hope you enjoy Taiyaki lore dump

>> No.3220509
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3220509

>Loyalty Day instead of Labour Day
>Veterans Day instead of Armistice Day
Chairman Beatani, my country cries out, it yearns for freedom.

>> No.3220543

>>3220509
>you'll never kiss Beatani

>> No.3220620

>>3220328
I hope you love lewd tangents once every 5 minutes.

>> No.3220628

>>3220543
>Beatani will never bite off your shimakaze-kun dick and spit it into another beatani's mouth
Why even live?

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>>3220509
We already gave you your freedom

>> No.3220686
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3220686

>Anons didn't notice yet that Bea will use the contest entries as inspiration for her REAL date with her REAL first boyfriend
Serves you right. This is what you goslings get.

>> No.3220731

>>3220686
>Implying she only has one boyfriend

>> No.3220823

>>3220686
I don't see wha the issue would be if that were the case, it's not like I can take a plane to XP Hill and make Beatani a mother.

>> No.3220837

>>3220509
Hot

>> No.3220871

>>3220686
I know right? Perfect situation, I get to pick out what she'll wear for our date.

>> No.3220897

>>3220686
I don't believe her
well actually I refuse to believe her.

>> No.3220949

>>3220823
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/location-of-the-microsoft-windows-xp-wallpaper
>he can't take a plane to XP Hill and make Beatani a mother

>> No.3220961

BEATANI IS SEX
SEX SEX SEX
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI
SEX SEX SEX
CUTE FUNNY SEXY
CUNNY SEX

>> No.3220988

>>3220961
me too thanks

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>>3220823

>> No.3221038
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3221038

>>3220949
>The XP Hill Beatani lives on really looks like this
S-Shes okay right?

>> No.3221054

>>3220949
I mean I don't have any delusions of having a chance with her, and neither should anyone.

>> No.3221075
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3221075

>>3220823

>> No.3221104
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3221104

>>3220949
>it's real

>> No.3221109

>>3220686
>implying her boyfriend can cook what I'm gonna cook for the breakfast contest

Good luck Takuya, you'll need it

>> No.3221138
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3221138

>>3220949

>> No.3221142
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3221142

Repeat after me: I CAN'T BE WITH HER, AND I HAVE NO CHANCE TO BE CLOSE TO HER!

>> No.3221214

>>3221142
You just lost your invite to the gangbang.

>> No.3221215

I have .2/1 art skills, what's a good tool to draw cute outfits?

>> No.3221301

>>3221104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzdj3oyp-_Y

>> No.3221306

>>3221215
Microsoft Paint

>> No.3221313

Durdens AWAY

>> No.3221429

Sorry bear, I ain't taking a picture of a bowl of cereal.

>> No.3221502

>>3221429
Make the form of a dick with the cereal and see if she notices it

>> No.3221503

>>3221215
Use paint, and focus more on expressing your idea for the outfit and less if your drawing looks "professional".

>> No.3221575

>>3221215
draw on paper and then scan it

>> No.3221598

where do I send the breakfast

>> No.3221634
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3221634

I don't want Bea to think I'm weird for my protein bar and coffee breakfast
How do I spice it up and make it presentable?

>> No.3221635

>>3221429
Honestly this is probably better than what 90% of the dads eat.

>> No.3221664

>they eat breakfast

>> No.3221678

>>3221598
DM to Listener-chan
no really I mean it

>> No.3221688

>>3221678
thanks anon

>> No.3221698

>>3221634
Your coffee damn well better be in a Beatani mug!

>> No.3221800

>>3221664
>they eat
>ngmi

>> No.3221805
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3221805

I could make a fantastic looking breakfast for the contest but Bea said to show her the breakfast we usually eat and I just have a protein smoothie and black coffee most days. Nobody wants to see that.

>> No.3221849

Bros...I skip breakfast...

>> No.3221929
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3221929

What does Beatani have for breakfast?

>> No.3221943

Korokke guy is gonna win without even trying, isn't he? Dude can make his own food.

>> No.3221969

>>3221929
my cum

>> No.3221974

For me, it's sausage McMuffin with eggs

>> No.3221986

>>3221805
It's the Internet not Show and Tell at elementary school you can claim to eat whatever you're submitting even if its beatani's cummy.

>> No.3222016

>>3221929
my cum

>> No.3222020

The only outfit Beatani needs is a full-body glazing of my cum.

>> No.3222029

>>3221849
Anon, breakfast just means your first meal of the day.

>> No.3222056

>>3221943
I'm sure that 99% of dads here can cook but the korokke dad was inspired to try something new by Beatani so I feel that he deserves the win.

>> No.3222063

Bea has a date with my cum.

>> No.3222074

>>3222056
>I'm sure that 99% of dads here can cook
Your opinion of this thread is too high.

>> No.3222123

All I eat is 2 boiled eggs smashed into a sandwich and a bowl of raisin bran...no one wants to see that.

>> No.3222136

I eat a fucking cookie for breakfast. I'm sorry.

>> No.3222174

>>3222020
based

>> No.3222177

>>3222123
bear literally ask for it idiot, just send it to her

>> No.3222182

Honestly we should all send her our shitty breakfast. If it won't do any good for us it will at least make her feel better about herself.

>> No.3222208

>>3222136
I was going to send the cookies I bake in the morning

>> No.3222235

my breakfast is glass of onions milk and a pretzel, I'm not sure she would find that Interesting...

>> No.3222259

>>3222177
No.

>> No.3222269

>>3222029
I hate that kind of literal definition. If I only eat once a day, I'm not going to send a picture of my dinner.

>> No.3222347

I want to drink bea's miso soup everyday...

>> No.3222382

>>3222347
Hokkaido bear miso...

>> No.3222420

>>3222235
That is actually interesting though. I like buttermilk and onions with cornbread but I'm curious what your version would taste like.

>> No.3222444

>>3222269
Ok anon, then don't send anything and miss the fun.

>> No.3222515
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3222515

Leaked photo of Bea eating kani on the beach.

>> No.3222517
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3222517

>37 fucks actually clicked the reddit trans discord link
what are the chances that beatani clicked it?

>> No.3222552

>>3222517
I clicked the link because it literally just said discord.com and I was like "is the joke that it's the home page of discord?".

>> No.3222554

>>3222515
She is so cute

>> No.3222563

>>3222517
She definitely did kek.

>> No.3222571

I've been stuck fapping to netori stuff lately. My imagination is running wild right now. I can just imagine myself stealing Beatani away from her boyfriend and fucking her behind his back. Then force her to go through her date with my cum inside her pussy.

>> No.3222576

>>3222517
I clicked it a few minutes ago to see if it was towa baby

>> No.3222596

>>3222515
That's Chihiro

>> No.3222663

>>3222515
CHIHIRO HATE

>> No.3222721

>>3222571
Bea would like it more if you shared...

>> No.3222751
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3222751

I think the bear is a coward and a fool.
Additionally, I believe that she's an idiot-head.

>> No.3222756

>>3222571
Kind of hot desu

>> No.3222823

>>3222751
Yukkin...

>> No.3222840

>>3222721
You're right. I should share with the other dads. Her boyfriend can wait for a couple of hours.

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3222860

>>3222571
>Anons going literally crazy because of Beatani

>> No.3222964

>>3222860
I wasn't joking when I told you that Beatani was a psyop

>> No.3222968
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3222968

I want to see the look on her face when she reads these threads. I really do.

>> No.3223013

>>3222968
A lot of it suddenly became about filling her with dicks. I wonder how many she thinks she can handle.

>> No.3223014

>>3222968
Get rid of the chin line and ear and that pic would be perfect.

>> No.3223077

>>3223013
It's fine, she doesn't have to handle all the dicks. The dicks can handle her easily.

>> No.3223088

>>3223013
the first time always hurts
dads should go easy on her

>> No.3223094
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3223094

>>3222968
>Eeeeeeeeeh? What a bunch of pitiful and gross nerds, I can't believe they are paying me so much just for talking about pies and crabs...

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3223148

>>3223014

>> No.3223163

>>3223013
Beatani-kun surrounded by ten Shimakaze-kun dads! Beatani's empty eyes after a 12-hour-long Shimakaze-kun marathon!! Beatani-kun!!!

>> No.3223167

>>3222751
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Programming Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on /wvt/, and I have over 300 confirmed yabs. I am trained in not taking my meds and I'm the top daughter in the entire JP vtuber community. You are nothing to me but just another remote kid. I will block and mute you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on a Mongolian basket weaving forum? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of homeless dads across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, remote kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can publicly shame you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cringe DMs, but I have access to an army of concerned ojisans and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn bakabakabakabakabaka. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Yah fuckin dead, kiddo.

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>>3223167
oh damn
good job, anon

>> No.3223286
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3223286

Can someone draw pregnant Bea? I can appreciate a second drawing where she formed a family.

>> No.3223333

>>3223286
But she already formed a family. It's us.

>> No.3223367

>>3223333
Okay, yes. But I want to see her with us and her children

>> No.3223386
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3223386

>tfw hasn't been able to watch beatani live for almost a month
I hate this. I hate being a wageslave, I hate being a unicuck, I just want to sit in my home and watch the cute and funny bear

>> No.3223456

>>3223148
Nice

>> No.3223458

>>3223386
I've one caught the Mungus member and one talk stream live since I subbed to her.

>> No.3223617

I don't eat breakfast, it's just eat a random fruit in the morning and that's it.
And I can't draw either.
Therefore I can't participate in either contest, sad.

>> No.3223640

>>3223617
Fruit is your breakfast then

>> No.3223665

>>3223617
send fruit

>> No.3223784

>>3223617
I called my sister because I has the same problem and she said I should send fruit to impress her

>> No.3223830

>>3211107
>>3211020
starvation HO!

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3223869

>>3223617
>I can't draw
Nigger, just do something like pic related. You don't need to be Miura to do something like this.

>> No.3223871

>>3223830
funny and original dad...

>> No.3223904
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3223904

BEATANI IS A NIGGER

>> No.3223960

Hey anons, show your breakfast using her mug for extra points

>> No.3223964
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3223964

I'm gonna send a picture of my dick to Beatani's Gmail!

>> No.3223966

>>3223617
Send banana pics. Seriously though she seems to love fruit so you have a good chance if you pick right.

>> No.3223975

>>3223964
>anon eats dicks for breakfast

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THIS BEAR IS TOO CUTE
NO MATTER WHAT OUTFIT I GIVE HER, SHE IS ALWAYS CUTE

>> No.3224024

I think my biggest problem with this outfit thing is that I keep coming back to what I think would be a cute outfit but A) it looks too much like the outfit of a character from a certain Square Enix game that I won't name for spoiler reasons and B) it'd be too similar to one of those dasai outfits she drew the other day so I don't think she'd like it anyway

>> No.3224063

>>3223960
How big is the mug actually? I'm retarded and don't have a concept of size so I don't know what 11oz even is and I don't want to order a mug that's too small for my needs

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3224124

>>3223904
Self-hating!
https://streamable.com/elbrzv

>> No.3224136

>>3224063
same size as your average mug you can buy anywhere

>> No.3224183

Comrades, don't forget to watch Beatani's covers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YrZdU8MWUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TwgX7MDh0

>> No.3224194

>>3224063
300-something mL

>> No.3224233
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3224233

>>3210038
I'm technically Canadian. You may use pic related for peak autism, the "current" HK flag, or the Canadian Flag, up to you. Thanks you for your continued hard work on these projects, I appreciate it greatly.

>> No.3224276

>>3224194
So small... Add bigger mugs, Bea...

>> No.3224299

Just realised that I'll have to give her some shoes as well...

>> No.3224336

>>3224233
Bea should play one of those KWC games or just read about the history and look at the pictures.

>> No.3224417

>>3224299
The hardest part

>> No.3224436

>>3224299
Just cut then off.

>> No.3224456

>>3224436
LIMB DEFICIT BEATANI UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.3224534
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3224534

>>3224336
What is "KWC games"?

>> No.3224595

>>3224534
People's recreations of Kowloon Walled City in various game engines, there's quite a few since and even many sections in big games have been pretty obviously based off of it.

>> No.3224660

>>3224534
Do you think Beatani would like airsoft

>> No.3224696

>>3223975
kek

>> No.3224732

>>3224660
No, she prefers rock hard.

>> No.3224781

>There's an alternative timeline where Beatani didn't come here and has little to no views

>> No.3224809

>>3224781
Is there though? She is a hiroshimootfag after all.

>> No.3224815

>>3224781
Those 10 Japs that watched her before we scared them off...

>> No.3224839

>>3224815
Japanese friends... hang in there...

>> No.3224854

>>3224781
No need to imagine, there are hundreds (thousands?) of indies not making it despite being interesting, due to sheer bad luck.

>> No.3224935

>>3224815
>>3224839
Technically one or two still watch or follow her, no? I swear I saw a pure Jap tweet back at her a few times and I also follow him on Twitter for the heck of it too. Seems like a chill dude(girl?).

>> No.3224959

>>3224935
Yeah there's at least two who interact.

>> No.3225010

>>3224815
>>3224935
Bea claimed that her JP friends are smart and usually use english nowadays, but I also saw some JP chats that Bea said from them.

>> No.3225028

>>3224781
>a timeline where Beatani friend didn't advice her to come here
>in that timeline she would still try to pander towards her 10 japanese followers
>she would then never improve her english
>I would never get a foolish bear daughter
I shiver just at the thought

>> No.3225112

She may be a pervert and suffer from invasive thoughts, but if Beatani was a shameless woman she would've already masturbated during a stream.

>> No.3225120

>>3224854
I can save them

>> No.3225132
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>>3224854
making it big in an oversaturated business has to be hell.
imagine pouring all of your waking hours into your vtubing career, creating content out the wazoo, voice packs, ar apps, twitcasts looking at you yukkin just to crawl about with 10-15 average viewers every day because there's just that many goddamn chuubas.

>> No.3225153

>>3225112
This. Beatani please masturbate on stream.

>> No.3225161

>>3225112
Bea never bought a Switch or RFA, she just downloaded a gameplay video and let that play while masturbating.

>>3225132
I follow a few like that.

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3225163

This bear is influencing me to do things.

>> No.3225181

>>3225112
>>3225153
vshojo AWAY

>> No.3225196

>>3225132
Some people just don't know how to advertise themself. They always try twitter and reddit but forget 4chan just because. They don't know how big of an influence 4chan have especially for weeb stuff.

>> No.3225222

>>3225163
ANON STOP. YOU ARE WASTING MONEY. GO PIRATE IT.

>> No.3225231

>>3225196
Some come here to shill themselves, but they show so little interest or connection to this place that it doesn't work that well.

>> No.3225238

>>3225222
Is it really not worth 3 eurinos?

>> No.3225277

>>3225163
You should have bought it years ago! It's a good game!

>>3225196
At this point one 1 in every 10 Japs is a goddamn Vtuber, it's an incredibly saturated market over there. Knowing English is a huge boost.

>> No.3225290

>>3225238
it's worth full price, I don't know what that retard's on about

>> No.3225303

>>3225231
The only people that come here from the west are unironically trannies. Like why not cute girls? Why must it be trannies?

>> No.3225335

>>3225277
>over there
the western market better but not much better
being bilingual (JP/EN) is such a plus

>> No.3225341

>>3225290
>>3225238
It's a waste of money when you aren't gonna play it. Go pirate it first and see if you actually like it.

>> No.3225351

>>3225303
We're in some dark ages, anon. I hate it.

>> No.3225364

I'm going to the stream and I will speak using Russian.

>> No.3225375
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3225375

>birthday: may 10th
what the fuck
too close for comfort bear

>> No.3225380

>>3225120
La Lata de Platino...

>> No.3225389

>>3225364
stop browsing /yah/ and go to sleep, bea

>> No.3225397

>>3225341
He's literally buying it after seeing her play it on stream, retardchama

>> No.3225435

>>3225397
Watching != playing

>> No.3225452

>>3225389
I am dad #___. I thought she went to bed already. I wouldn't know. Still at work now...

>> No.3225460

>>3225364
ok bea

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3225487

>>3225375
>comfort bear

>> No.3225509

>>3225460
Look you stupid motherfucker. I am not a damn ADHD, no stamina having, guro loving, vtuber bear girl.

>> No.3225607

>>3225364
Ohadayo Bea

>> No.3225628

>no stream during Cinco de Mayo
rrats?

>> No.3225645

we joke about her browsing /yah/ 24/7 but holy shit it must be intoxicating having a general dedicated to you

>> No.3225649

>>3225628
sex

>> No.3225659

>>3225628
M-My birthday...

>> No.3225682
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3225682

>>3225645
I iwsh I could wake up every day and get to read about how much my 60 dads want to fuck me...

>> No.3225713

>>3225645
I bet she catches up sometimes but I doubt she goes hurries to read about us wanting to marry her.

>> No.3225726

>>3225628
We are having a date, sorry

>> No.3225776

>>3225682
Aren't we 98.5% moms now?

>> No.3225791

>>3224595
The Bear is from Kowloon, Tokyo, Japan, did you know? Too bad it shut down a year or two ago.
>https://youtu.be/V_2KgQOqzBc
>>3224660
She could potentially get a boyfriend if she played airsoft there. Male dominated sport, but growing female scene, and the girls there dress up well (and sometimes cosplay) when they play. Some even have dedicated twitter accounts with followers/fans. One of the most famous Japanese all female airsoft team is ウピウピ, sponsored by G&G Airsoft and commonly featured in ARMS Magazine, a well known and popular monthly airsoft magazine in Japan.
Example video of female interests in Japanese airsoft scene: https://youtu.be/QeBE8ZjQA_M
For more vids, look up keywords: サバゲー女子コスプレ

>> No.3225805

I feel like so much happens when I am asleep.

>> No.3225847

>>3225163
same here

>> No.3225858

>>3225628
Spics are having a party and eating her taco. It will have a lot of lengua in it.

>> No.3225873

>>3225791
>She could potentially get a boyfriend if she played airsoft there.
Oh without a doubt, any girl could pick up any guy at a field if she plays airsoft.
https://twitter.com/tacsmk/status/1363467436415217666
I feel like a lot of the airsoft girls in japan who actually play and not just cosplay are actually military otaku but im not completely sure

>> No.3225960
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3225960

>>3225628
Cinco de what?

>> No.3225991

>>3225960
>Carece de la información necesaria

>> No.3225995

>>3225873
Then she can come to burgerland and shoot some of my guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQDfwyUgtjg

>> No.3226001

>>3225960
It's when five guys spill their mayo over the same girl.

>> No.3226007

>>3225791
>>3225873
airsoft nerds are here...
cringe

>> No.3226009

>>3225960
I think there's mayonnaise in the sink?

>> No.3226034

>>3225991
not everyone here is a spic anonchama

>>3226001
hot

>> No.3226061

>>3225628
Cirno de Drinko

>> No.3226079

>>3226007
nerf>airsoft if only because nerf guys are willing to admit they're playing with toys

>> No.3226109

Putting a generous portion of beef in your daughter's taco!

>> No.3226170

>>3217854
I have actually done this already. It's nice actually.

>> No.3226187

>>3226007
You will thank me for my service

>> No.3226243

>>3225607
>>3225389
>>3225460
I'll prove that I'm not Bea. When the stream starts I'll be the first person to post something in Russian in chat. Just follow through when you see it.

>> No.3226246

>>3217854
Carpe noctem and all that

>> No.3226269

>>3210038
Let's not use my kusogaki message then. I was on the fence about it myself. Thanks again

mark my words though, she is going to be bratty on her bday

>> No.3226276

>>3226243
>I'll be the first person to post something in Russian
well i be the first person not to give a shit what the fuck you type in chat

>> No.3226303

>>3226243
i'll be the second person not to give a shit what the fuck you type in chat

>> No.3226346

>>3226276
>>3226303
When did dads get so fucking lame? Also, same fagging?

>> No.3226355 [DELETED] 

>>3226243
I'd be the second person not to give a shit what the fuck you type in chat but I'll be sleeping at that time.

>> No.3226360

All me.

>> No.3226363

>>3226346
no one cares that youre russian

>> No.3226371

Thought so.

>> No.3226378

>>3226346
sorry:
HOLY SHIT HE'S GOING TO TYPE IN RUSSIAN, LADS! DID YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT?
IN RUSSIAN! HE'S CRAZY!

>> No.3226388

Sex. With Beatani.

>> No.3226396

Oh, it's that hour again. I get it now.

>> No.3226522

>>3226388
In the office. and orfice

>> No.3226543

>>3226388
Sex in the office...

>> No.3226576

Making love with Beatani in the grass!
I haven't fapped in a week or two and now I'm horny.

>> No.3226603

Cringe.

>> No.3226618

>>3226576
Just hop in a VC with listener-chan then

>> No.3226740
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3226740

>>3209703
Guess I'll bite and join the contest here's a WIP. Hope she enjoys her Amusement Park Date!

>> No.3226776

Why is this a horny thread all of a sudden? Is it because of the horny stream yesterday?

>> No.3226810

>>3226388
imagine..

>> No.3226822

>>3226740
damn we got actual drawfags
now I feel bad for spending an afternoon pissing around in picrew just so I can half-assedly scribble a poor attempt to adapt these outfits over the template she posted

>> No.3226828

>>3226740
uoh

>> No.3226838
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3226838

>>3226740
cute detail

>> No.3226868

>>3226740
The XP button/badge is very cute, very UOH worthy top and shorts too.

>> No.3226900

Fuck. We could draw it?? I spent the whole day working with the template!

>> No.3226919

>>3226740
Wakifags... ToT

>> No.3227004

>>3226740
What is even holding that top up? No straps and it's too loose to tightly wrap around her without falling off. Our daughter would not wear that outside anon.

>> No.3227015

>>3226822
just post your shitty art anyway
im sure she and we will love it

>> No.3227082

>>3227004
Flesh hooks on the back.

>> No.3227090

>>3227004
Still a WIP I'm stuck on it... Really missing alot of things like the fang for example.

>> No.3227124

>>3227082
C-Cute
By the way I love when she vocalized the stuttering

>> No.3227146

https://files.catbox.moe/0sokeh.png

>> No.3227170

>>3227146
Was it rape?

>> No.3227185

>>3227146
Me in the middle

>> No.3227214

>>3227170
Listener-chan isn't allowed to have consensual sex, even with her oshi

>> No.3227232

>>3227146
perfectly sized chests

>> No.3227237

>>3227146
Me in the middle

>> No.3227243

>>3227146
Chihiro LOVE?

>> No.3227250

>>3227146
All me.

>> No.3227265

>>3227146
Is having SSL errors on files dot catbox a normal thing that I just need to lurk to figure out how to fix, or is my computer just cunted?

>> No.3227276

>>3227146
Washboard cleaning session.

>> No.3227292

>>3227146
Best one yet.

>> No.3227296

>>3227265
works_on_my_machine.tiff

>> No.3227298

>>3227265
Check your browser's about page for updates?

>> No.3227357

>>3227265
My old dying toaster used to have issues with Catbox too, wouldn't load no matter what I did, no idea what in particular caused it, but Catbox was perfectly fine after I got a new one. So yeah, maybe you are "cunted"
Try this link instead. https://imgur.com/a/1YH8tQl

>> No.3227451
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3227451

Beatalism, yah!

>> No.3227498

I miss her...

>> No.3227510

Here's my shitty attempt at creativity. I know it sucks but I wanted to try and do something for Beatani's birthday.
https://files.catbox.moe/rudg5y.png
https://files.catbox.moe/nfzj9v.png

>> No.3227520

>>3227357
Cute!
Guess I'll see if I can connect in a VM or something, I'm sure windows XP won't stop me.

>> No.3227539

>>3227510
Cute!

>> No.3227560

>>3226776
Fans reflect the streamer. The streams are horny chaos and so goes /yah/.

>> No.3227596

>>3227510
Cute

>> No.3227609

>>3227243
Chihiro SEX

>> No.3227620

>>3227015
I'll do it anyway and send it to her
honestly I just did one in picrew that honestly looks so nice that I'd rather just send that to her outright, but I'm not sure she'd accept those. I guess I could just ask her but I already feel like I'd be acting like a cringe DM guy by sending her my MS Paint trash as-is. I don't wanna bother her with something like that.

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3227697

>>3214117
This is a repost because I couldn't find it on the latest update I could find. Let me know if there are issues onegai

>> No.3227720

>>3227620
Ask in the community post anon, she said she takes questions there.

>> No.3227766

>>3227720
oh yeah, forgot she made that comment under it

>> No.3227859

If anyone missed it, I made a HoloFightZ-inspired fight after fucking around with the game for a few hours.
https://files.catbox.moe/wsu0k7.mp4

>> No.3227910

>>3227859
Kek I like this
You could upload it to YT maybe and show her

>> No.3227934

>>3227859
>207 pounds
Chihiro FAT!

>> No.3227936

>>3227910
He already tweeted it on the stream hashtag.

>> No.3227949

>>3227936
My bad, anon. I haven't checked the hashtags

>> No.3227957

>having to choose between the contest outfit design and a birthday drawing
Fuck, if only I had more time... guess I'll go for the contest thing.

>> No.3227961

>>3227859
I like the creepy stalker vibes from Listener-chan.

>> No.3227963

>>3227697
Either I didn't see this or I'm retarded. Either way, thanks. I'm bored out of my mind with these test cases at work (release coming soon, no enough QA resources apparently, I want to kilo myself) so I'll probably boot up my PC and add it right away
Also, don't worry, if there's any issues I'll be explicit

>> No.3227984

>>3227859
that Listener-chan lmao

>> No.3227997

>>3211020
Based and reactionarypilled

>> No.3227999

>>3227949
Nah you're good, it didn't get that much traction on Twitter so I wanted to post it here in case some people didn't see it

>> No.3228090

>>3227957
>4 days to work on the contest
I'm not gonna make it

>> No.3228094

>>3227510
I love the second one. Both are very cute

>> No.3228096

>>3227859
I came home pissed off but this made me actually smile. Thanks anon..

>> No.3228146

>>3227859
What did you do the editing in?

>> No.3228325

>>3209703
uooooooooooooohhh

>> No.3228339

>>3227510
Cute and not shitty

>> No.3228406

>>3228146
I cut everything up and added the fight music in Premiere, but the intro songs were modded it though a pretty annoying process. I've got a lot of respect for the HoloFightZ guy after briefly tooling around with it.

>> No.3228475

I am comissioning a Bea drawing and the guy asked for her model please help me

>> No.3228513
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3228513

>>3228475
What, this? I used it for a Patreon request earlier so I happened to have it on hand

>> No.3228515

>>3228475
>>3209703

>> No.3228547

>>3228475
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato/Gallery
baka

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3228582

>>3214117
Here's my submission for the birthday card message thing, organizer anon.

>> No.3228594

>>3224660
Airsoft is cringe

Live fire is based

>> No.3228602

>>3227859
That ending with Listener-chan is cute

>> No.3228655

>>3228594
You ever heard of sim rounds? Too bad they're illegal for civilian use last I checked.

>> No.3228666

I was going to make some cunny korokke today and post them, but now I'm going have to make a traditional American breakfast too.

I think I might put a put a cunny korkke in and lie and call it a chicken fried steak[spoiler.]

>> No.3228744

>>3228666
It doesn't have to be traditional american breakfast, just what you normally eat (and it's not like you have to literally post exactly what you eat anyway).
>I want to see what is your regular breakfast.
>send me a picture of the breakfast you usually eat
>Please explain in writing what it tastes like.

>> No.3228765

>>3228655
Playing airsoft with simunition/forceonforce would be the shit. It's not illegal but the companies don't like selling it probably because they have significantly higher energy than most airsofts, so require special ppe.

The fact that each shot costs a burgerbuck also means that only balons can play.

>> No.3228829

>>3228744
I normally eat traditional breakfast when it's not just leftovers and shit, and I certainly don't normally eat cunny korokke for breakfast.

>> No.3228840

>>3228765
It costs a damn dollar per round? You can get actual ammo for less...

>> No.3228874
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>>3228744
Yeah, well, I refuse to believe that anyone (except beatani) has this as their regular breakfast.

>> No.3229000
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3229000

How can one girl be so lickable?

>> No.3229009

>>3228874
T u T

>> No.3229046
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3229046

SHE IS AWAKE

>> No.3229047

>>3228582
Sasuga. Added you and the other submission to the card thing now. Thanks for contributing!

>> No.3229086

>>3229046
Don't worry. She'll go right back to sleep.

>> No.3229157

>>3229046
KILL THE THREAD

>> No.3229191

>>3229046
so we shouldn't be talking about how much we love chihiro right now, right?

>> No.3229203
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3229203

Rate my breakfast /yah/

>> No.3229227
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3229227

>>3228744
>just what you normally eat
Crap. That would be a cup of coffee and a cigarette in my case.

>> No.3229228

>>3228874
It wasn't for the breakfast contest, just something I wanted to try.

>> No.3229240

>>3229203
FUCK I'M GONNA LOSE/10

>> No.3229304

>>3229203
I'd try it, but what is it? Other than eggs.

>> No.3229306

>>3229203
It looks terrifying desu.

>> No.3229310

>>3229203
I don't know what that thing in the middle is but I would eat it

>> No.3229335

>>3228840
Not these days, it's crazy out there.

>> No.3229338

>>3229203
Is that katsudon or something? I'd eat it.

>> No.3229340

>>3229203
That better not be fucking eggs...

>> No.3229448

hope no one's breakfast is butterfingers
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78583342/#78583633

>> No.3229461
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3229461

>>3229227
Plate it nicely for the mimimalism-gourmet angle. Describe it well enough and maybe you'll even get Beatani smoking. Lose the good dad award, but win the beatani birthday contest.

>> No.3229470

>>3229304
>>3229310
>>3229338
>>3229340
It's the famous Oyakodon (chicken + egg).

>> No.3229494

>>3229461
is that a fucking oreo

>> No.3229509

>>3229470
oyakodon with beatani...

>> No.3229519
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3229519

>>3229470
Uoooh

>> No.3229548
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3229548

You know, I've listened to Bea's last audio clips and I've realised she's got a bit of Satoko in her voice. I want to see her do an impression of her.

>> No.3229558

>>3229470
Those eggs looking fucking raw.
>GordonRamsey.jpg

>> No.3229720

>>3229461
>>3229494
No, it's a fancy Oreo, it's french cuisine, so you can give it an unnecessary long ass name like this:
"Amuse-bouche d'Oréo délicatement déposé sur son sol de neige accompagné d'une noisette de gelée retenue par des branches aromatiques de printemps prêtes à fleurir."

100% sure bea would eat it now.

>> No.3229751

>>3228513
>>3228515
>>3228547
Thanks Anonymous

>> No.3229764

Fuck...she isn't going back to sleep. SHUT IT DOWN!

>> No.3229765

>>3229751
So what are ya getting? Tell the class.

>> No.3229776

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1389327830123569152?s=20
I'm already goslinging

>> No.3229795

>>3229776
>godaimas
CUTE

>> No.3229797

Why is she waking up at 6am...

>> No.3229803

>>3229776
why is she so fucking cute

>> No.3229817
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3229817

>>3229548
she better get in character, it would be a waste if I can't hear the whimpers of a abused child.

>> No.3229821

>>3229776
>Mexican gosling
I want to kill you.

>> No.3229823

>>3229558
Japs are into this shit. Both runny eggs and batter in takoyaki and whatnot.

>> No.3229834

>>3229817
>Beatani yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NII-NII TASUKETEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.3229844

>>3229821
Excuse me? I'm not mex

>> No.3229870

>wojack
>normal faggot meme
>random language she cant understand
Do latinx really?

>> No.3229875

>>3229817
>>3229548
is beatani really necessary?

>> No.3229879

>>3229844
Yea, but there's a Mexican account with a gosling has a header for his account replying to that post.

>> No.3229901

>>3229797
gotta check /yah/

>> No.3229914

>>3229875
I don't understand the question.

>> No.3229942

>>3229720
Whether that was you having a way with words or the french language naturally translating poetically, I 100% would eat it now

>> No.3230033
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3230033

tfw no cottagecore bear

>> No.3230052

>>3230033
>Beatani teaching at cram school outfit

>> No.3230081
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3230081

>>3230033
Ahhhh so comfy

>> No.3230108

>>3230033
Looks like Midsommar
The guy in the end of Midsommar was burned alive inside a bear too, it's all coming together.

>> No.3230127
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3230127

hate to bring her up unprompted but holy shit she is kind of fascinating
does she have a plan at all? i see her spam my timeline telling people to like and retweet while her actual stream content is unmitigated garbage.
90% of her content the last 2 weeks is RFA for some reason. it makes no sense since she's clearly not going for the coomer audience. the rest is amogus with other chuubas that have the same audience size as hers.
she doesn't stick out, she doesn't make any effort to distinguish herself from the others. she doesn't seem to have a plan other than
>spam twitter
>get people to check out my shit
>trashcan yt content
>???
>profit
would you look at the time. time for my meds.

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3230155

>>3230127
>it makes no sense since she's clearly not going for the coomer audience

>> No.3230156
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3230156

>>3230127

>> No.3230167
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3230167

>>3230127

>> No.3230186

What the fuck did I just walk in to?

>> No.3230187

>>3230155
her face looks so soft bros....

>> No.3230219

>>3230187
I want to pinch her cheeks and giver her a smooch on the forehead

>> No.3230221

>>3230127
who

>> No.3230228

^ ngmi

>> No.3230230

>>3230127
Some people are just boring and don't understand what is interesting or how to attain that, or they just can't keep up with what it would take to actually be engaging and are afraid of having to make an effort well beyond having "made it".

>> No.3230232

>>3230186
Please forgive us Bea, we go a bit crazy without streams.

>> No.3230253

>>3230127
I mean, the last I looked at her she had 4x the followers on Twitter compared to her Youtube subs, which just seemed bizarrely high.

>> No.3230285

>>3230253
iirc she streams on IRIAM as well

>> No.3230288

>>3230081
Comfy bear comfy life

>>3230108
Midsommar was such a trip. I wonder if her eigo is strong enough for it?

>> No.3230303
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3230303

i dunno where i'm going with this one dads

>> No.3230322

>>3230232
This is the 2nd damn time you bastards are calling me my daughter. Stop. it.
>>3230127
I forgot this one even existed. What's her name again? I'm serious.

>> No.3230329

>>3230232
It's not a new IP though.

>>3230303
>24
not for long

>> No.3230366

>>3230322
her name's yukkin. she interacted with bea when she had her menhera attack

>> No.3230471

>>3230303
TWENTY-FOUR COCKS

>> No.3230629

>>3230303
Where's her cock?

>> No.3230654

>>3230629
in your ass

>> No.3230660

>>3230629
Where's yours?

>> No.3230661 [SPOILER] 
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3230661

Since I can't draw I'm trying to use real clothes and use my insane filters and editing power to make it look coherent with each other

>> No.3230717

>>3230661
kinda dasai

>> No.3230719

>>3230661
Cute! But the skirt looks like it's made of leather.

>> No.3230721

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1389338992810741760

I miss her so much...

>> No.3230746

>>3230721
O-On me?

>> No.3230749
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3230749

>>3230721
AAAAAAAAAAAA

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3230770

>>3230746
Nevermind not on me...

>> No.3230779

>>3230661
Not bad, awful colors though

>> No.3230787

>>3230721
>GFE shit
not even start, bea

>> No.3230791

>>3230770
why the moonrune twitter though

>> No.3230814

>>3230770
Smashing my fucking mug.

>> No.3230824

>>3230791
anon probably doing his reps

>> No.3230827

>>3230814
Make sure to buy a replacement.

>> No.3230831
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3230831

I'm just playing with paper dolls at this point

>> No.3230834

>>3230770
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.3230842

>>3230827
Yeah... probably next time she says she loves us

>> No.3230862

If I knew food gets women this wet I would've learned to cook already.

>> No.3230893
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I hope Raziel san gives her all the presents and contest entries then. I'm deleting mine.

>> No.3230912

>>3230831
the ears make her look like a mouse

>> No.3230917

I feel bad for razial-san, just being used so she doesn't have to cook for herself

>> No.3230980

I hope my son-in-law takes good care of her.

>> No.3230990
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>>3230912
most of these things are pretty limited in ear options outside of cat/dog/maybe bunny so you gotta make do with what you're given

>> No.3231052

JWU
Give me the news.

>> No.3231067

>>3231052
last stream tonight graduation after

>> No.3231073

>>3230862
It's incredibly rewarding for how easy most of it is, you should give it a go.

>> No.3231076

>>3231052
our daughter is the cutest thing to ever exist
also she's grooming raziel into being her cook

>> No.3231101
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3231101

This Razor Eel whatshisface guy is getting pretty uppity lately...
I think it's time dads rise up
Grab your squeaky hammers

>> No.3231130
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>>3231101
Time to teach him a lesson...

>> No.3231139

>>3231101
I'll let him bribe me with food.

>> No.3231145

Raz it's a trap! RUN!

>> No.3231151

>>3231101
all I got is a nerf gun

>> No.3231157

>>3230770
I'M BURNING RIGHT NOW ALL MY MERCH
DELETING MY COLLAGES
CRYING MYSELF TO MY SLEEP

>> No.3231187

>>3231157
and starting again tomorrow
you can't escape the bear

>> No.3231189
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3231189

>>3231157
don't forget to tie the rope

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>>3230329
quickie before i wagie
https://files.catbox.moe/py4lwo.png

>> No.3231201

>>3231145
When I say run I mean GET AWAY FROM THE BEAR!

>> No.3231221
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3231221

>>3231192
>mfw free use fetish

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