/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAA

>>32275631
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Uncle Nowa my beloved

I love him

>>32275631
The TRUE 5th member of Tempus

i took a while because i went to grab some food
anyways
axel yumes here's axel's ara ara for you
https://files.catbox.moe/52jbjw.mp3

>>32275495
based

I think they should fix Nowa's chin

>>32275698
no

>>32275694
ARIGATHANKSS

eek!

>>32275698
how about i fix (You) instead

>>32275694
I love this dingo, thank you for saving this, anon

>>32275698
You're right, they need to make it longer

>>32275698
agreed. they should turn his chin into the chin that pierces the heavens

>>32275654
Amen.

Here is the promised Vesperia x Axelia writefaggotry from last thread. God have mercy on my soul.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41437218

>>32275495
This is so cute, axelyume! Especially when he's touchy with (You) like a little puppy.
How do the axelyumes think Axel will react when he gets envious? e.g He sees you chatting happily with another person.
Will he give you a cold shoulder? Or act like a bigger clingy puppy?

Holy shit it's finally dead hours

Needlefic anon here, just wanted to say I have relatively vanilla feral vampire Vesper x (you) in the works, then will hopefully post a full 31 Tempus themed kinktober prompts next month

>>32275946
Reading rn and fucking kiss permshas me cackling

I need fic writers to write a shota tempus X baby sitter fic from the Females POV

i love my husband!
i dont have much to say today since im not feeling well, yumevesties... but i love my husband!

So there's gonna be a prelim MP Zomboid stream tomorrow?

>>32276129
I think it's the TBA in Axel's schedule

>>32276070
I can do thaー
>females
nah

>>32275988
I definitely think he'd have zero shame in being whiny like he does with the boys when they call him out on being a gremlin. He might try to be his version of subtle about it first, just barging his way in between and asking what you're talking about. If it goes on for a while though, he'll just start openly begging for you to pay attention to him already

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1565602273027391648
im going to pass out bros im ngmi...

>>32275946
Finished, i kek'd the whole way through. Simply stellar, anon

Sora showing up to support my boys...
I came to /MANS/ to escape my lust for Daisenpai (and a few other girls) but she's not helping.

>>32276209
AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART SKIPPED FOUR BEATS

>>32276209
>What you last see before being buried in an unmarked grave in the forest

>>32276232
Mission accomplished then. Glad it got a laugh.

I'm going to bed.

Do NOT let the thread die.

>>32276271
POV (you) reject his wink
https://files.catbox.moe/kaqi7r.png

>>32276209
Oooh, that looks like a new background, wonder if that means more campfire ASMR is on the way?

>>32276243
You always want a women who's happy for you to hang out with your bros, anon.

>>32276303
Leader strangling (You) to death .... my god

>>32276297
I doubt it'll die.

I'm catching up with the last part of Magni's Subnautica VOD but
>I love games where it's just like an endless hole of things to do over and over again

It's over if Axel introduces him to GBF...

>>32276262
god...why is he so cute and scary at the same time

>>32276419
GBF? the gay boyfriend???? whats GBF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z754urCE8kU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z754urCE8kU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z754urCE8kU
Soon!

>>32276467
ANON ITS IN 9 FUCKING HOURS

I don't know if I'm overthinking stuff but I'm really worried for the boys especially Altare. I'm probably used to how small the fandom is in JP Stars that I haven't experience yabs this huge. And that one artist isn't really helping

I should prob just sleep

>>32274603
No promises but have this instead. Fresh out of the gutter of my brain. I'm still getting used to drawing again after such a long period of inactivity.

>>32276463
Granblue, anon. GranBlue Fantasy.

>>32276501
It's "soon" in a cosmic scale!!

>>32276243
Blessed her

>>32276085
Nowa Oji taking care of (You) when you're sick. Maybe you're down with a terrible flu or perhaps just not doing well recently , so he decides to have shorter streams with easier games scheduled for the week just so he could focus on taking care of you better.
He cooks up a delicious, nourishing chicken porridge meal for you, feeding you but also being careful not to burn your tongue. He cools the scoops from time to time while the two of you watch a documentary together. Sometimes he will crack a joke or two to make you laugh and cheer you up. You tell him how healing his voice is, making him a little embarrassed and denying that you should be getting proper rest as well.
At night, he tucks you into bed. He runs his hand through your hair, kissing your forehead while watching you sleep peacefully, wishing you a speedy recovery as well as a good night's rest. He can't wait for you to get better soon too so he could give you a kiss.

>>32276528
you get used to it

>>32268342
I think there was a caard and holo.booru.org afaik

>>32276647
Perfidious deadbeat, cease following me everywhere I go at once!

>>32268342
>>32276652
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>>32276070
this sounds hot
someone should do this

>>32276534
same here, i picked up drawing again after 7 years of not drawing lol, tempus inspired me to just do it and i'm having fun! thanks for the bloody maggy tho!

One of them will play L.A. Noire.

Source: Ame told me.

>>32276528
they're guys
they can handle it

>>32276647
Deadbeats are really the strongest fanbase after all shit mori has been through, I admit that.

>>32276501
what's the matter? can't even handle 9 hours of waiting? pff...

>>32276611
i am crying now, thank you anon... tskr!

>>32276528
Y'know, the pain doesn't go away but just starts numbing and people will eventually forget, for the better or worse.
I'm a Kaoru fan and my oshi was framed as a cheater/cucker but he's still doing fine and newfags don't even know him

>>32276243

>>32276752
dont bully me! 9 hours is long!

https://youtu.be/1ogZAqo574A?t=3917

Magni saying he needs to make a fleshlight before I forget.

>Found 4 generators
>Still no manual to use them
I hate zomboid so fucking much

>>32276910
I was a Kaoru gachi back then too but for some reason this whole thing hits harder. Maybe because it's in a language that I can understand

Nowa Oji LOVE!!

>>32276528
If this is about the dbd thing they're not gonna get much blowback for it just cause they're guys. People go after the girls because they're weak and people assume they'll bend to anything (especially the clock) but people are aware they look like losers screaming at a guy not to talk to their imaginary girlfriend. I'm more worried that they feel guilty about it if anything.

>>32275698
That's part of the charm you fuck!

>>32277015
EOP anonchama... sometimes it's better not to know. The witch hunt for Kaoru was an absolute shitstorm

>>32276195
Uooohhh...(You) spending time with the other boys makes him jealous and it goes on too long that he just holds/hugs you from behind. The other boys would just laugh it off knowing how Axel would get clingy while (You) get embarrassed with how close he is to you in front of others.
Semi-unrelated, but Axel also seems like the kind to do silly out-of-the-ordinary things to impress you or make you happy. Imagine him pulling you up to your feet to dance with him around the room when he notices you being down. The shared giggles you two have while you accidentally step on his toes from time to time.

>>32275698
They actually should still give Dez a rigging upgrade cause his model just seems so much less expressive compared to the other boys.

>>32276209
>Wink + Two closed eyes at the end.
Is he hinting that gonna kill me at 3am?

Nowa, NO!

https://youtu.be/tBydipyTFpM
New translated clip of yesterday's ShibuHal custom

>>32276528
>Altare
He hasn't been affected at all besides getting a spammer or two, considering he just did a 12hr stream righter after it's safe to assume his motivation is still instact. Clock got the most heat and maybe she'll reconsider collabs or whatever and honestly who the fuck cares.

>>32277111
I want Axel's rigging to be optimized, the dude lean a bit forward but his model goes all the way. Making it look like Axel is looking down all the time.

>>32277115
...just start locking the doors and windows before you sleep anon
just in case

>>32277094
STOP PUTTING MORE FANTASY IN ME. Im jealous af when he talk about he join basketball just to impress his crush. Imagining him doing all this silly thing is ToT

>>32277143
I don't want the boys to feel guilty.

>>32276528
What >>32277045 pretty much said. Trying to appease the unicorns in any capacity just increases the bullshit and Altare has already shown that he is more than capable of shutting down dumb comments. It's best to ignore it, the schizos will get tired eventually and move onto the next drama of the month.

and if you're really worried, make sure to continue supporting leader by chatting in his streams or contributing to his tags

>>32277181
Yeah they only problem i have with his 2d is only constant looking down. Other than that is fine, the chomping while talking has grown on me.

https://files.catbox.moe/43xjdn.png
cant get leader saying good boy to the dingo out of my head

>>32277181
Maybe the problem is just axel’s camera positioning

>>32277045
I don't wanna doompost even if it is dead hours, but the prospect of an infamous artist kicking the hornet's nest just as things are settling down, all for the sake of clout, does worry me. Shitters will just take it as ammo to ruin the whole board with larp threads. My hope now is that their research will make it clear that it's not a great idea, since they seemed to have stayed away from that kind of thing with Calli.

>>32277281
where pp? is this cboy??

>>32277279
I have no problem with the mouth. Just that he always looking down.

>>32277286
Based on one of his Zatsudans, it doesn't seem to be? It just happens and doesn't know what to do about it.

>>32276528
Leader only got a bunch of spammer bots and he already has mods for those now. Stop fucking concernfagging.

>>32277281
thanks for the food tskr

Where's the memes /MANS/? WHERE ARE THEY?!

>>32277349
Sometimes he used his phone to read chat, he just got 2nd monitor maybe it will get better. Lets see on his next sc reading if hes still looking down

>>32277325
What’s this about? The infamous artist thing

>>32277281

>>32277209
THAT'S SO CUTE AXELSIS You can always imagine a high school Tempus AU where he tries his best to impress (You) :3c
Magni would be teasing Axel whenever you walk past in the hallway, being like "AYO isn't that Axel's little cutie-" before he covers his mouth immediately.
Axel/(You) would be the cute pining couple that everyone in school roots for while the two of you have no idea that's happening :3c Axel just spilling his spaghetti out of his pocket whenever he sees you.

A friendly reminder to all Vesties;

None of you will be Vesper's favorite child.

>twitter drama in thread
Bitch fuck off and go back

>>32277475
Yeah because I'm his wife

>>32276419
GBF is a really bad timesink late game

I only do the daily auto-skip quests these days and have given up of Diaspora as I’m stuck at rank 220

>>32276528
"unicorns losing their shit over an interaction with one of the girls" has to have been the #1 most expected potential issue to happen with this branch. Given some of the boys' comments in the first few weeks, they seemed to be shocked that it hadn't happened yet. I suspect they've been mentally prepping for this since they accepted the job.
Also literally of the 4 of them, Leader is the one who can tank this the best. I expect all this just activates his "lmao fuck em" circuits.

>>32277475
I don't want to be his child! I want to be his husband!!!

Is this the hottest r63 of Tempus?

>>32277094
>>32277464
no!! you're going to make me relapse back into my axel yume fantasies!!!

this is so cute though thank you for the ideas sister

>>32277094
>>32277209
Absolutely, Axel's not above doing a little trolling for shits and giggles. I can see him messing with (You) to take your mind off of anything that's bothering you. Even if (You) get mad at him for it, he's alright knowing that you'll both share a laugh about it once you're feeling better

>>32277622
>just some hee haha
Thank u for the ideas axelsis

>>32277325
Well catalog is already shit so I don't see it getting much worse

uoh... ToT

>>32277140
Danke, translations are always welcome

>>32277726
who drew this SAUCE PLS

Anyone who replies to the catalog drama posts after this post is French.
Now give me the (You)s/headcanons/lewds or whatever the fuck you want.

>>32277726
CUTE

>>32276611
Please more Yumejo posts like these, I need all of you to overpower the horny posting. Only horny post when we need to defend ourselves from catalog schizo

>>32277766
Hon hon hon baguette baguette

>>32277663
Any time, (our) himbo doggo is just too cute not to fantasize about

>>32277726
imagine swimming under him and surprising him but groping his butt...

If you reply to bait you're american
you don't want to become an american now, do you?

>>32277818
After the ara ara, he just awaken the yume in me

>>32277622
Exactly. I don't think he'd be a great listener at first especially if he's around someone he likes, but he still offers a shoulder to cry on or does everything in his power to make you feel happier. Anyone who upsets (You) would get a fist from him.
If he sees you giggling happily though, he'd spill his spaghetti which is extremely cute. Those kind where he wouldn't be able to contain his smile from seeing how cute you are especially when you're happy.

>>32277423
you dare?

>>32276647
Yeah I admire the deadbeats, they're so passionate despite the constant harassment of twitter faggots shitting up your threads, you all still have fun with your oshi, Brats and Zomrades get this admiration from me as well.

>>32277810
anon how do you feel about alt yumejos wanting to get dismembered and killed by dear leader tho?

>>32276027
I love your fic and writing style! also, TEMPUS KINKTOBER?? post those everyday in /MANS/ thank you and good luck

>>32277894
Anon....I'm scared.

>>32277752
https://twitter.com/nynna_N

>>32277810
Nah, I'll do it even if there aren't any catalog schizo. Just helping a Tempus yume out to feel better. Plus it's dead hours so most incel-kuns aren't around.

>>32277925
thank you anon!!

cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Y4upV4h1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Y4upV4h1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Y4upV4h1k
This instant!

Based on the lack of (You)s, I can safely say that I am the last straightbro ITT.

I've been thinking about how happy Nowa Oji makes me feel as of late, desu.
uu... I daydream of going out on a cute date with him when I'm stressed (like right now). It makes me feel calm if I just imagine him going out and about with me. I wish the merch wasnt so expensive in terms of shipping, I would've loved getting his keychain!

>>32277994
I'm not gay
I just hate women

Humbly requesting an Axel edit of picrel if there are any drawanons around tonight

i just woke up but seeing all these axelyume posts got me excited for the vod. axel love!

>>32278023

I'M NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

>>32277994
I'm slowly refreshing my stock of Sora, A-chan, Nodoka and Pochi art. Hang in there. In the meantime, just gaypost to keep the schizos out.

>>32278050
KEK

>>32278050
KEK honestly I'm happy with this already

So how do you honey trap each of the Tempus boys?

>>32277972

>>32277881
I'd admire them if they weren't deadbeats and if mori wasn't mori

are we sharing cute art now?

>>32278102
Nowa? Anything tech related.
Leader? A dog.
Axel? A good prime rib.
Magni? Money.

>>32278102
I nod along to one of Vesper's bicycle rants, pretending to listen enthusiastically. Then Leader sees right through me and dumps my body in the river when no one is looking.

>>32278102
Just put a bunch of food on the bed n axel will come crawling

the reality is Axel probably wouldn't fuck with anyone in this thread

>>32278007
A cute date with Nowa Oji... Going to the museum with him. There was an exhibition on the history of technology and I think it would be a great place to bring Nowa Oji to! He'd go full nerd on all of the exhibitions and ramble so much to (You) while you listen to him attentively.
He'd probably feel bad about it, so he brings you somewhere a little more secluded and romantic (maybe a comfy dinner at a restaurant that's by the pier or out in the open)
Cuter if he pulls the 'Despite all of the things we've seen at the museum, you're still the most handsome/beautiful in my eyes.'

Also if you're comfortable with buying fanmade merch, there's a few artists in the community that's making them right now! There's one on booth.jp https://booth(dot)pm/ja/items/4091514

>>32278232
Ofcoz my dingo is pure n only had his mind about food n nodoka

>>32278232
If you dress up like a menhera there still might be a slight possibility
...Or you'll need to have a sexy voice

>>32277865
Axel not completely following or understanding why (You) don't feel great, but hearing you out as vent before taking you somewhere nice to eat because he believes that strongly in good food being able to fix almost anything

>>32276687
Okay, but how do you make an account to upload images?

>>32278375
You know, considering how bossu is essentially a budget sakurai takahiro, maybe…

>>32277444
A artist known for drawing NTR has made a tweet where they basically say they are gonna draw art based on the kronii situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCT2_kTak4

Ahh, this is why /MANS/ keep mentioning Rio. Now I understand.

>>32278784
>ThiccwithaQ draws a male vtuber
>It's a holostars boy
>But it's going to be NTR and the intent behind it makes it even worse
Ah, I sure do love monkey paws.

>>32278923
Oops... wrong link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKpfqtq8-kA

>>32278934
Maybe if you pay enough they'll make it Altare fucking Vesper in front of Kroni and we can avoid schizos for a little longer

>>32278473
Since that booru was made with carrd, I don't think that you can make an account to upload images for it unless if you've been granted access by the owner beforehand. It's not really a site builder suited for making websites that rely on user-submitted content.

>>32278923
>>32279006
Comachama… have you never seen all of magni’s twitter replies to rio even once?

>>32279176
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>>32279176
Y-yes. I mostly go to twitter for their art tags. Any twitter activity from the boys are usually posted /here/. I probably missed them. I'm sorry.

are you guys gonna post in the FTL /v/ thread?

>>32279530
no

>>32279558
ok

>>32279577
My GOD! She's slurping them noodles.

Cutest ojisan on earth!! Kissing him and cuddling him right now!!!!

>>32279577
poor kronii
hope she doesn't let the incels get to her

Anyways...

Once, I get a response from Cover. I'll be one step closer to becoming part of the StarsEN2 lineup and I WILL FINALLY HAVE SEX WITH MAGNI!

>>32276528
How are you worried about Altare of all people? Dude comes right after Axel when it comes to having a positive anti menhera attitude.
Also they are men - unless they are Mysta level of menhera they are fine.

I don't like block game.

>>32279789
same but at least its literally just more zatsu content

>>32279789
Just treat it like a zatsudan

>>32279789
It's fun with people, alone... it's shit.

>>32279789
absolutely friendless post

>>32279789
so you're like Nowa

I want them play apex.

They should do a drawing collab. Something like what Myth did.

>>32280012
what's that website that lets you draw together

Fanfic where Magni slips Axel the genderbend potion, tells him they can have straight sex now, fem!Axel immediately goes "great I was pent up" and choke fuck cannibalizes him to death

>>32280025
drawpile

>>32280012
Just googled. You can try these, leader
https(colon)//sketch(dot)io/sketchpad/

they should do a cumming collab

People here are so gay, I want to watch holotempus but I am not gay
I don't want to belong here

>>32280118
Stop being so horny for your guild mates Leader.

Is there any other VTuber group as close as tempus is?

Stop feminizing my boys ヽ( `д´*)ノ

>>32280262
Magni does it to himself

>>32280245
It seems like all the male vtuber waves are close to eachother.

Luxiem was always collabing with eachother and then will have impromptu collabs when they play horror games. Noctyx was the same.

I need to suck Nowa Oji off.

>>32280245
UPROAR

>>32279789
It's not good to play alone, anon, no one here plays minecraft alone, it's just too dofficult to play solo unless youre a speed runner who has memorized tile placement of course.

Don't get distracted, remember that Axel "admires" Nodoka-san

Anyone wanna play gartic phone later? Before Altare's stream.
For some reason, I was always away when there's a game happening so I'd love to join if there's one later.

>>32280367
Imagine if Axel responded to all the Nodoka posts like Kronii did...

>You're a scgoolgirl
>you've been quite tardy and yout grades are failing
>administration has to do something about
>headmaster nowa calls you into his office afterclass
>"What could you do for me to pass your classes?"
Wat do?

>>32280502
Start studying hard and conscientious. Headmaster Nowa would appreciate that the most!

>>32280502
Study hard for him.

>>32280245
MaFia if we're counting gens

New 'colle just dropped and Holodex included Tempus for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twZWsQ7rgtk

How come there's no Magni version of this yet?

>>32279789
that's natural anon
there's nothing to do in it, modded minecraft on the other hand, now that's a real game

Fuma's doing a participative fall guys stream rn.
He called chat zako so feel free to join and give this brat some correction
https://youtu.be/arF3zHYszLQ

>>32280674
Idk why but I find anime shorts by hololive and holostars to be cringe

>>32280722
Japanese humor, please understand

>>32280673
*Trinero if you want to be precise

>>32280722
Japanese "humor". And nobody acts like that on stream.
But they are good for reaction images.

>>32280502
Study harder and stop skipping class, duh. Can't let Nowa down, after all.

>>32280722
It's ok anon most stars fans cringe as well. They're just ooc headcanons with absurd humor.

>>32280718
I got btfo in the second round......

>>32280749
It really just isn’t the same without Kaoru…

>>32280999
I still don't know wtf happened. It was so sudden.

>>32280856
Bahaha zako.

>>32281029
He never mentioned but it definitely wasn't the cheating rrat, his wife already debunked that and his reputation is still great if not even better right now in his TTRPG circle.
I'm guessing it might be something else like things happening to a close family member. It's forever a mystery.

ENTER BOSSU

>>32280641
>>32280662
>>32280829
>headmaster nowa nods amusedly
>"I'm looking forward to your grades improving." he says with a smile
>he pats your head proudly and tells you to go home
>you did your homework and slept well
>next day there's a commotion at school you hear from the loudspeaker that headmaster nowa died from an accident on his way home
>
>
If only you could have done something to make him go home late yesterday.

>>32281297
the best Fall Guys vtuber?!

>>32281408
what the fuck?

Actually kino.
Fuma is doing commentary on the Fall Guyser Perfect Voice Copy Very Very Very Very Very COOOOL Jackal

>>32281408
>Thinking the immortal 28 year old can die
Kek
Lmao even.

>>32281173
Some anons on either /stars/ or jp said that he's probably busy with his day job and other projects. The cheating rrat is especially shitty because there's no proof whatsoever but people just believe it.

>>32279789
I don't know man, Magni's Minecraft feels different for me.

"taso you weren't in the finals were you?"
KEK

The guys shouldn't be sexualized because it's gross and should be treated as just bros to hang out with and have fun

>>32281408
anon you suck at writing fics, please never do this again

>>32281629
Ok, we'll do it to (You) instead *cums on you*

>>32281629
But they are very sexy...

>>32281629
*cums on you*

>>32281408

https://youtu.be/twZWsQ7rgtk
What did you guys think of the new stars kore

hey when are we getting armpit art of the boys

>>32281432
>>32281542
>>32281645
>>32281727
Ty ty. Next time we will move into an office setting. You are an office ldy and nowa is your vip client. Stay tune.

>>32281629
This reverse psychology won't work on us, Magni. Stop liking all those cowkini pics on twitter and submit those forms to your manager.

>>32281828
Anon I was kidding you made me think of sucking off headmaster Nowa now

>>32280722
Yeah, but it's a goldmine for images

>>32281840
If he Magni somehow gets himself a cowkini outfit, I will laugh as hard as I laugh about my misery.

Which Magni VOD should I start with first I don't really care about Minecraft, WWE, or Mortuary Assistant but I want to watch the ones I missed

unrealistically, nowa wouldnt let himself get seduced by a student if he was sober desu. maybe sneak in a potion from your classmate magni's desk and he would be easier to sway. a drugged up ojisan cant fight what's in his system!

>>32281963
Then watch the 11-hour Subnautica stream.

>>32281963
mortuary assistant is good, it's basically Vesper trying ease Magni's nerves the whole stream.

>>32281975
Drugged up ojisan...Or it also makes him more horny... ToT

>>32282040
hard to resist an aphrodisiac potion when it's 90% extract and 10% water, you know. It might even set off some of his hidden instincts too.

>>32281963
WWE. Just skip the character creation.

When will axel new cover come out. Im itching for his voice

>>32281796
Shogun is cute

Guys...I feel weird when I hear Fuma moaning... is this normal?

>>32282355
Where does it make you feel weird, anon-kun? This is a very normal part of growing up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHzCEHiHaDQ

Wait. What? Axel doesn't know how to do taxes?

>>32281629
*goes inside you no lube*

>>32282424
listen, people might say I'm a huge asshole, but I still don't think I could fit an entire Regis Altare Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN in there from head to toe

>>32282460
kekd
now that begs the question, who is the largest to smallest in terms of cock size in tempus?

>>32282522
Since Nowa is black, he's automatically, the biggest. The rest can interchange.

>>32282522
Length: Nowa>Leader>Axel>Magni
Width: Leader>Nowa>Axel>Magni

>>32277894
learn how to use this image
use it for large too much texto or shitty posts
>t. one of the /alter/poster

>>32282589
>the rest can interchange
so... interracial?

How do you respond?

>>32282656
I don't want to play apex though...

>>32282639
Basically, regardless of how you rank the rest based on their 'sizes', it doesn't matter. What matters is... Nowa can go multiple rounds every night.

Women will like any prick as long as he's drawn as a cute anime boy
disgusting

>>32282656
Instantly pin him onto some kind of wall and wreck his butthole.

>>32282656
Im gonna ask him to read with me

>>32282656
Immediately take him to a love hotel and fuck him until he can actually read

>>32282376
When I hear him make those cute squealing noises... I feel electricity running through my veins and my peepee gets rock hard... Am I becoming a big boy?

>>32281963
Watch WWE, skip to 1:15:00. Everything before is just character creation, everything after is kino.

>>32282116
Imagine you as a student going multiple rounds with Headmaster Nowa.... Uuuuooohhh ToT
Him calling you over to his office like a few times per week and him slowly tainting you. Getting personal tutoring from the Headmaster himself.. Getting punished if you don't do well for your exams and still getting fucked even when you do well. ToT

>>32282656
dumb sexdog needs correction

>>32282636
my post is a shitty post though
im using that deliberately

>>32282850
You are! You're becoming a big boy now, anon! This is a very normal thing that all big boys go through and that means your body is getting ready for some special changes! Congrats, little man!

>>32282007
Already saw the Subnautica stream when it was live!

>>32282008
>>32282166
>>32282857
WWE it is thanks anons

>>32283041
meanwhile leader is outside the headmaster's office crying cause he wishes that was him

>>32283173
Thank you Uncle Nowa! Does that mean I can... h-hold hands with Fuma or even touch his collarbones??

>>32283325
He should join in the fun then!

Does anyone that pic of Roberu giving a sword to leader?

>>32283342
I wouldn't say that you can yet, but you should try being Fuma's friend first, then you can hold hands! (Or ask to touch his collarbones). I know you're very excited to be a big boy, but you have to remember your manners, anon.

>>32283379
He will eventually crack and dispose of you when it's most convenient.

>>32283342
Fuma has the best chuuba design by far.

>>32283492
H-hot

>>32283436
No worries Uncle Nowa! I know that consent is important!
I shall proceed to write fanfics of Fuma using his sexy tongue to lick deezdorayaki

>>32283612
Have fun anon! Write like the wind!! Go forth!!

>>32283114
This ending screen is so sexo. He's like begging for his leash to be pulled

>>32283492
If dying at the hands of a jealous leader means I get to hold hands with Nowa at least once, then I'll gladly risk it.

https://youtu.be/7ANeZ0FLQVQ?t=4054

>>32283114
his waist is so fucking grab-able. why is it so fucking cinched? cause it's meant for men to hold on when he's riding them? his ending screen is literally him asking for sex

>>32283745
This whole stream is clippable from beginning to end, yet there is 1 clip on youtube. Nobody even clipped Sora ffs.

>>32283868
Kinda sad that axel's falling behind. I mean, there are already clips of sora visiting magni's stream.

>>32283915
It's ok anon JPstars fans are starting to notice him, dingo will get his share of attention with his ultra youkya moves and segggsy covers

>Enter Fat Fuck

>>32283915
>>32284038
Didn't Axel get some good air time during ShibuHal? Isn't he he being invited to play with another JP team once he reaches Master again?

>>32284111
Enter the cutest flower boy! https://youtu.be/qS667LCcRfY

>>32284363
Shisosama... please have mercy...

>>32284278
You're probably thinking about rpr

>>32278050
perfect

are there any female vtubers like vesper and northernlion? but preferably without the outdated references

Stop lusting over the boys

>>32284818
I just look up who this Northernlion guy is and literally looks like a söyjak.

>>32284960
No thats Esam. Northernlion is just bald and has glasses.

>>32284912
No

>>32285026
Why is every eceleb bald or balding? Even Asian ecelebs somehow manage to be balding

Riding Axel’s rod

>>32284912
Just post something else and contribute new topics instead if you don't like the hornyposting.
It will never stop because it's one of the strongest defense lines.

>>32284912
Nowa Oji is for MARRIAGE

>>32285136
ok, i guess its finally time for me to leave this place and just enjoy the streams. fuck you faggots

>>32283868
That stream has been clipped 3 times

>>32285488
*cums inside you*

Axel
>Filipinos
Altare
>Taiwanese
Magni
>Singaporeans
Nowa
>Japanese

>>32278784
Leader can handle it.

>>32285488
*cums on you*

I'm burning out... th-they stream too much ToT

>>32285488
NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ANON I SPOILERED THE IMAGE JUST FOR YOU ALSO I CANT BE A FAGGOT IF I LIKE THE OPPOSITE SEX

>>32285877
Screw that anon, post magni sex instead

>>32277325
literally who cares?
just don't give it attention, don't be a concernfag paying attention to it is what the shitposters want

>>32285562
Every tempus strean so far has had multiple clips holy shit, you dont even need to watch the streams, ylu'll be able to understand the context because every moment is clipped kek.

Majority of the anon's here got nipples on the darker side.

>people making fun of northernlion being bald
STOP MAKING FUN OF MY OSHI'S OSHI!

Is Rio an honorary member of tempus? I keep thinking back on the moment where Altare asked Rio if he wants to be an honorary member of tempus...I just want chupado...

>>32277325
I've stopped concerfagging for tempus after Vesper mentioned how horny axel is for Nodoka, these boys can get away with everything I fucking love it.

>>32286036
Hahaha, this anon's oshi is bald

>>32286050
I think he is, he interacts with them a lot on twitter too.

>>32285996
Mine's pink. Is dark nipple a thing?

>>32286050
The only honorary member is Krono

>>32285624
What does this even mean

>>32286052
The girls are the one getting most of the "heat" sadly. When the Nodoka thing started there were a lot of unironic collab beggars replying to her and people spamming about Axel on her Error stream

>>32286050
this is

>>32286120
Their antis... I think?

I SAID POST MAGNI EL SEXO
please

*hands you the loves of my life*

Axel's chin is pointier than Vesper's

leader getting off to magni's moans and screams!

>>32286153
It keeps happening on twitter too, everyrime Nodoka posts somethinf even unrelated to anything hololive, you's still see the horny grip meme in the replies there, I dont think it's haters, it's just shipfags getting their neurons activated.

>>32286679
Blame it on vesper for teasing him like this. Seriously why he thought that this will not end badly.

I think Axel should collaborate with Tokoyami Towa

>>32287152
You also have to blame axel for not telling his fans to not bring that stuff to nodoka, though

>>32283114
Why does no one use the unmask version? You guys cannot take it?

>>32287206
Yeah I’m sure they’ll listen kek

>>32287244
All the anons in this thread would cum and die instantly if someone posted the unmasked version

SHUT UP ABOUT WOMEN I WANT TO WATCH THE PRELIM ZOMBOID COLLAB RIGHT NOW

>>32287413
anons beware.

>>32287497
UOHHH SEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOO

>>32287497
That cat should his mascot.

>>32287497
UUHFNMMMGHHGGJMMMM MMYYYYB BBBBAlls EXPLODED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AXEL IS TTTOOOO SEEEEXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOO

Can't get enough of this part
https://youtu.be/PoUct2mCueY?t=6947

wait wtf? leader is doing another mine craft stream in literally an hour
https://youtu.be/F7Y4upV4h1k

>>32287764
Correct me if I wrong, but did maglord just ran away from instant game over, and finished the game?

>>32287858
Yes he did. He's the only person I've seen who's run away perfectly, his wussiness actually saved his run lmao

>>32287843
WHAT I THOUGHT IT WONT BE UNTIL 5 HOURS WTF AAAAAAA

>>32287858
nah
I don't think this game has fail states besides the endings
it just teleports you outside

>>32287966
ANON ITS IN AN HOUR, THIS GUY IS TOO ADDICTED TO MINECRAFT AAAAAA

Somebody is currently drawing RegisxKronii porn specifically to trigger as many people as possible and /hlgg/ is waging a war against him.
https://twitter.com/ThiccWithaQ/status/1565566816944103424

>>32288151
don't care

>>32288151
Fuck off

>>32288151
*cums on you*

>>32288151
Sir, this is MagDonald

>>32288146
AIEEEEEEEEEE IM STILL CATCHING UP TO THE 11HR MC VOD PLEASE SPARE ME LEADER! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32287497
I like masks like how Friend likes glasses so this is unironcially less sexy

>>32288235
Spare you?

No.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
VESPER AND MAGNI'S SIM STREAM BETTER BE FUCKING 18 HOURS EITGHTEEN FUCKING HOURS LONG!

>>32288231
What can I order here?

Magni’s live2d looks so cute when he looks down

>>32288298
a big mag

How close are the boys to finishing Raft?

>>32288348
lol

>>32288298
cum borger

>>32288263
N-NO....PLEASE...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME REST AAAAAAAAAA

>>32288231
can i have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

do you guys have the MagFlurry still?

>>32287206
Vesper knows Axel's a retard though. Should've taken that into consideration kek

>>32288340
I agree, anon.
I think he is consciously looking down.

>>32276324
It's true, women who can't stand you hanging out with the bros is a major red flag.

>>32288753
Damn...

ALTNOWA
ALMOND

where's radio tempus I need a quick rundown which vod to watch first

>>32287407
A streamer who cannot tardwrangle his own fans and prevent them from causing other people trouble is not a good streamer

>>32289303
Yeah, what happened to him? Did a Vault dweller get him?

>>32289303
>new ip mentions attentionwhore
>immediately replies to himself
you cannot be this obvious.

>>32288298
I’ll have two MagBurgers, a MagBurger large, a MagChicken with extra dip, an AxelDog, two RegisBurgers, one with cheese, and a large Nowa Cola.

>>32289465
this nigga >>32289500 got him

Half an house until Altare blockgame
https://youtu.be/F7Y4upV4h1k

>>32289695
Damn it.

>>32289303
>>32289465
never come back, thanks

>>32289303
Who?
this thread is for The Boys only.

>>32289875
someone post the obligatory image

do not reply to attention whores and their samefag replies