/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

I love cat ears!

I love Reine!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSO202ZCBOY

DON'T FORGET ABOUT TOWA

>>3223496
Well that's a rare OP

>Ollie is a feral dog

>>3223521
DONTA

>Least popular EN chuuba on /hlgg/ by a long shot beat out /pol/
Predict how fast this board and thread will be during Ame and Gura's costume debuts.

poo

Hololive ES is inevitable at this point!!!
Reminder ES is much better market than ID!!!

>>3223521
Who

Mori love and lust and SEX I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MORIRIN I WANT PAIZURI_UNDER-CLOTHES I WANT TO CUM SO HARD IT HITS THE BRIM OF HER FUCKING HAT

>first /a/ and now these threads
please just stop ruining everything spics

>>3223505
>>3223519
Me too!

>>3223515
Based

>>3223566
i cant wait for the mexischizos to be on this thread!

>>3223505
私もイナが大好き!

>>3223496
Fucking based OP image for once

DJ POLKA
>LET'S GO
kek

>>3223496
Yes Yes!
I can see it, the threads tomorrow...
So much doxx and numberfagging, this is in a completely different level of autism, something never seen before
the doxfag is ban evading and spaming pizza, but that much is already known
and.. what is that?! Orcs? there are orcs everywhere, but...
oohh I see...

How do we save Ame?

I tried making a watchable version of that soundpost but it's just not the same without the SOUL...

Watching the STRONGEST hunter Princess Luna riding around on her palamute, scaling pyramids and beating the shit out of monsters left and right as her power and HR levels continue to grow in Monster Hunter Rise.
While instead of Choco it's Flare this time genociding all of the dungeon monsters in Minecraft so she can obtain more EXP for some crafting while giggling and chatting with her fans.
While Iofi's working really hard and making wonderful works of art with a great big smile on her face as she continues to work on all the HoloEN members.
While Coco and her cocos loved the dragon mustache guess during her outfit reveal so much that she has now made it into a hat which she's wearing while adorably reading all the supachats she received today.
While Watame continues to smile and be the fluffiest member of Hololive, continuing to go off on tangents and talk about not just how happy she is about the new outfit but also shilling every outfit coming up in the gauntlet.
While Okayu's hung up her hero clothes and weapons and is now finishing off everyone with a comfy as hell supachat reading.
While Miyabi, Astel, Izuru and Aruran continue to wipe the fuck out of teams with Astel as the ballista as the group are enjoying Paladins more than having to deal with the rampart cheaters of Apex Legends.
While Oga and his big cool smile is so very happy and gracious for all the supachats and anniversary love he received in his last stream and now hes talking about how much fun he's having streaming and making everyone laugh with his antics.
So friends, where we at?

>Sheep streaming longer than someone who started an hour after she started
Christ

https://streamable.com/9by2cv

IF LIFE AIN'T JUST A JOKE, THEN WHY ARE WE LAUGHING?

Lets have a chill thread, yeah?

>>3223561
What did Kiara do?

SO NUMBERS - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT NUMBERS - THEY REPRESENT ORDER, IN FACT, THEY'RE A MEASURE OF ORDER, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE KIARA, WHO REPRESENTS CHAOS, ROUGHLY SPEAKING. AND KIARA, IN HER BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HER-HER POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, SHE TRIES TO TAME ORDER - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT KIARA, SHE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST TO CHALLENGE PEOPLE'S HEARTS - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD ITS SO SAD - ITS LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BLUE LOLI! YOU'RE NOT A BLUE LOLI, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF CHALLENGERS - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF KIARA'S 'EXPERIMENT'? SHE WAS NOT THE FIRST TO WIN THE HEARTS OF 1M SUBSCRIBERS, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, SHE'LL ACTUALLY BE ONE OF THE LAST IN EN. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. AND IT'S LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO GET HIGHER NUMBERS OF WEALTH FOR THE PEOPLE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY LOWERED THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE ALIVE. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BLUE LOLI IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.

Gura doesn't have big boobas to squeeze, but she has her tail

>>3223542
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>3223589
Right here Ayamefriend!

fatczczgagg

ATTENTION NUMBERFAGS
>>3219343
>>3143183
>>3109302
>>3219792
THERE ARE CURRENTLY FOUR (4) NUMBERFAGGING THREADS ON THE BOARD
PICK ONE AND FUCK OFF

Post for the cute couple

>>3223496
She’s still drawing the EN girls!
https://youtu.be/t3Dyg0PrrnA

>>3223505
I love Ina too!

OLLIE DIDNT ACTUALLY TAKE A BREAK BECAUSE OF HER MENTAL HEALTH! SHE TOOK AN OFFICIAL VACATION BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WATCH THE COSTUME REVEALS IN PEACE WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SCHEDULING A STREAM HERSELF! INDOGS BTFO

>>3223589
In Polkas member stream you forgot to mention Ayamefriend!

I'm surprised nobody is mentioning the "Afro Buff" Ina will get. Normalfags are obsessed with the Ina Afro meme, they'll tune in to see if her outfit has one (it won't)

Sneak peek at the gurame offcollab soon

Sheep is thicc

They're both stinky.

>>3223561
Ame's outfit will look like shit so it will be slow, and Gura's will be boring. Pretty sure we hit the peak

>>3223496
So why Hololive decides to always or most of the times make alter costumes based on how the VAs look and dress IRL?
Take a look at Calli, Watame, Flare, Noel and Coco.

Have we already rated the chicken schedule from earlier?

>>3223614

>>3223575
SEAniggers are the resident schizos. Spics would be the ones spamming low effort tier maker memes and debating which holo his canonically the strongest.

t. Spic

Polka is having lots of fun with this mixing desk.

>>3223649
Yeah, pretty great.

>>3223513
That's kinda sad, Coco and Ame would both love to play Fallout 76. They're literally the only ones, too

>>3223628
I mean Ollie was playing with ZonBko so she's obviously ok.

>>3223628
Based. She will make a tierlist in her come back stream!

>>3223566
No they're not? Imagine a horde of these obnoxious spics flooding every JP/EN stream expecting them to speak spanish. If you thought EOPs were bad, you ain't seen shit

Chikim is fucked.
With her shitty luck, her internet will definitely screw up during stream.

Hey guys, this is Eric from Outback Internet. Just letting you guys know Kiara's estimated installation date is going to be May 7, 2021. If any of you guys know her please ask her to make sure she's at home between the hours of 7 AM and 10 PM local time.

>>3223644
Actually, she's super skinny in her new outfit.

>>3223644
POLKA'S THIGHS

KIARA LOVE & lust

https://jigex.com/2rsv

>Spell the "Mori" in Calliope Mori as 森 even though it's clearly Latin inspired and not related to forests at all
Odd

What do you think is the true reason the EN girls arent talking much to each other anymore?

>>3223542
That tweet got me fucked up, isn't taht kinda harsh? Calling someone not just a dog but a rabid dog, and in ID thats a muslim country and digs aren't really popular.

>>3223644
Always has been.

>>3223649
Looks great. I just hope she has a backup plan in case the ISP situation doesn't get resolved.

>>3223659
honestly...that still better than your usual posts from SEAniggers so i will take that over them by a lot

>>3223629
I'm also in Polka's Membership talk but I don't talk about membership streams in my posts. Otherwise I'd also mention that Roboco is still doing a drunk watchalong of Uma Musume with Members.

>>3223644
*fat

Chumbuds, it's clear vergilfags lost.
But who won in the end? Was Dante the winner or did Nero closed the gap?

>>3223644
>mio bunny
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX

>>3223682

The idea of Gura doing a DMC3 endurance stream fills me with motivation

>>3223687
They just aren't that close for the most part.
Ame and Gura talk a lot and Mori and Kiara used to talk a lot but other than that...
It's no gen5

>>3223575
>implying half our post aren't already schizoposting

>>3223566
How yab will HoloES be? Will they be worse than Ollie, by blatantly violate their contracts? I heard ES chuubas have a shit ton of drama.

>>3223687
You tell me anon.

>JWU
>Go to check threads for outfit reveal, only caught the last ten minutes or so
>See a thread lasted 16 minutes start to finish
Damn, I knew people were gonna be hype but holy shit

>>3223668
To be fair I prefer them than SEAnigger!!!

>>3223589
I want to fuck you, Ayamefriend.

>Kiara - 110k, because new unique outfit
>Gura - 80k, because same color outfit with boring cat ears
ITS TIME KFP BROS
KIARA WILL ASCEND AND GURA WILL FALL

>>3223607
I want to hug her tail

>>3223521
Look! It's purple Mori!

>>3223691
but it's not a choice of one or the other retard, they're just both going to be shitting up the threads

>>3223687
Gura is bad at talking to people.
Ina is bad at talking to people.
Mori is bad at talking to people.
Ame is bad at talking to people.
Kiara is a bitch.

>>3223519
I fucking hate Ragnarok and Management for pushing Reine to overlap Mori's new outfit reveal

>>3223649
It’s packed and looks great. Looking forward to the unarchived member’s karaoke. It’s her first time doing that no?

>>3223695
Its the first time I read one of your posts while watching a members stream (in howeverthefuck many months you've been around, wow) so I didn't realize

>>3223728
but i want orange mori!

>giving an OP to lofi
Why is this allowed

In all honesty, Mori's new mic is great, and I feel like should be utilized by more Holos that like to sing.

>>3223701
Dante won by a mile, But Nero closed the gap a little during the last mission

>>3223687
That they're busy, like was said. Oh wait, that isn't something you can gossip about like a limp wristed faggot.

>>3223644
All the girls need bunny outfits.

>>3223585

Thoughts?

>>3223648
Because why not

Mori's new outfit is carried by the gap moe of seeing someone who usually wears a fantasy costume in casual clothes.
If this was her only outfit it'd be pretty underwhelming.

>>3223708
TAKESHI, NO!

I literally have not stopped cumming since Mori revealed her exposed tummy.

>>3223741
Appreciation for her bantz on Twitter.

>>3223710
Has anyone told her how Dante is basically Leon from an alternative universe where he learned how to use a sword and juggle zombies with his guns?

>>3223505
Me too!

>>3223739
WOWERS!

>>3223745
Palming the mic is not something Japanese performers do (because of germophobia)

>>3223760
No it wouldn't you shittaste retard

>>3223648
The holos themselves probably have more input in the non debut/non holiday related outfits so they just pick stuff they like for themselves.

>>3223719
Pretty sure that was right in between the Cowboy Thighs alt, and the actual outfit starting to be shown

>>3223768
That's not bantz it's being a bitch, especially when Ollie isn't even around to respond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGqQZicIA20
Interesing

>>3223521
>BOY

>>3223589
Too long didnt read, hope the seaniggers will rape you :}

>>3223726
Delusional

>>3223719

>>3223589
you forgot Kiara

>>3223760
>if it was just the outfit with no context and wasn't worn by someone whose personality it complimented, it'd be underwhelming
Okay? Clothes are sexy when they're worn by people who make them look sexy, they aren't sexy when they're on the rack.

>>3223790
>RBC
>Choco
I'd be surprised if they wake up

Polka please

>>3223753
Aaaaaah Ame

>>3223715
The best bet they could get probably from ES-Japanese family which have a big demographic in Japan.

>>3223790
why would you call Lamy, she is always awake early

>>3223644
Polka is RIPPED!

>>3223589
Having fun with Iofi, Ayamefriend!

>>3223589
Right here, Ayamebro!

>>3223687
Kiara is moving and also stopped planning collabs for a while.

>>3223605
>MOTIVATED BY A LUST TO CHALLENGE PEOPLE'S HEARTS
I liked that one, neat pasta

>>3223753
Where's the music bro

>>3223755
Ayame's giggles induce a hypnotic effect that puts you in a trance to make you feel good.

Nabi and Nacho here
We WILL make it happen

My urge to breed outweighs any and all forces in the universe.

>>3223598
Starting off pretty chill, jazzfriend.
>>3223605
I can appreciate this post.

>>3223719
The massive freakouts at the tummy and also the UNO hat made the thread go at lightspeed.

>>3223804
Aw look at /jp/ trying to get it up again like old times, very cute

>>3223715
>bf drama
>baby drama
>TWO bf drama
la telenovela de Hololive...

>>3223738
huh, member stuff was kinda low these last weeks
she doesnt really sell her membership, so I didnt even notice

>>3223755
Surprised that the outfit reveal was not as big of a moneymaker for Mori, but seeing how much she earns on average elsewhere, I'm not entirely shocked.
The outfit was absolutely fantastic for Mori, so I guess maybe it was Ayamechads strategically bursting their loads all at once.

>>3223753
Ane is developing a parasocial relationship with her viewers lets gooooooooooooooo

>>3223589
Right here!

getting real tired of /jp/ tourists coming here to numberfag and sow discord

>>3223764
>No hips
That's a white woman alright

>>3223790
>hungover morning voice roboco
this will be cute

>>3223856
>/jp/
It's the same group of shitters who browse both threads

>>3223839
Blessed cumbrain

>>3223647
why are takos like this

>>3223826
I want that toned fennec to sit on my face

>>3223587
a little bit of S O U L

>>3223806
You made me go check if I was bugging out again and was missing a Kiara stream somewhere.

>>3223859
>no hips
Dumb nigger.

>>3223837
It’s funny despite their obvious efforts to downplay that angle in recent months, Ame and gura will always be matched up like that. It was one of those early things that will just always stick. They might as well embrace it and milk it for profits.

>>3223839
>tfw her outfit will be "cutesy" shit instead of sexy
It's all so tiresome

>>3223850
also take in mind that deadbeats recently blew a lot of their money on the birthday stream + merch and nobody saw the outfits coming for this month, so no time to save again

>>3223686
>I could be a plain girl. Would you like that?
>Nah I think I'll take you to the forest with a spiked bat!
It is related now.

Kiara will have the best outfit. Prediction: Kiara > Ina > Mori > Gura > Amelia

>>3223839
I know how you feel

>300+ ips during reveal
>barely 100 ips afterwards
i hate tourists and shitstirring discord SEAniggers fuck

>>3223647
Nothing can be more boring than
>You're an artist? Here's your painter palette sis

>>3223844
>Hololive Telenovela to distract all the dramafags somewhere else
It's an amazing plan

>>3223561
Ame will be absolutely insane with all the goslings spamming on multiple devices

>>3223686
夜神月
Reading 月 as "raito" because you want your kid to have a cool name.

so why didn't Gura show up for Mori's outfit reveal?

>>3223770
Yeah I believe so, during the superchat readings of one of the previous DMC5 streams.

I kind of wish they'd given Mori's mic a unique design like Suisei's, feels like a wasted opportunity.

>>3223907
she is sleeping

>>3223686
Suicide forest?

>>3223886
Ame described her outfit as sexy. Gura said Kiara's is her favorite. I have high hopes.

>>3223747
Have you ever been so busy in your life you can't keep in contact with your friends? Is it that hard to send them a message?

>>3223687
A. Timezones
B. They're all awkward social outcasts bad at making new friends
C. They've had lots of bad collabs to demonstrate just how little chemistry they have as a group
D. They've interacted even more offstream and have had ample oppourtunity to feel each other out and know who is and isn't going to be friends
E. Despite all being awkward weebs, their actual personalities and interests are worlds apart. Someone like Mori and Ame share almost nothing in common aside from being white girls. Some of the ENs are college educated while others can barely fucking read, some enjoy playing games while others can barely fake it, some have seen a mountain of anime while others can barely force themselves to sit through one just to have something in common with their audience, some are virgins and others have experience

If you put all 5 of them together in a college class they probably wouldn't even talk to each other, or at best you'd have Gura and Ame kind of chatting and being half-friends for a bit before drifting apart because neither tries to stay in touch, just like what actually happened.

>>3223907
She doesn’t care about hololive.

>>3223775
Good thing ya boy is a Guy Jean huh?

>>3223886
nigger i see the outline of those hips and that thigh gap. it WILL be sexy regardless.

>>3223893
>wow why do big events bring in more people?
>wow why do more people visit /sp/ when superbowl is on?
>wow why do more people visit /v/ when E3 is on?
>wow why do more people visit /tv/ when it's oscar night?
>wow why do people ...
you get the picture

>>3223859
>no hips
>legitimate hourglass
Now if you said she had no ass, you'd rightfully be calling out Japan's absolute fucking stupid logic in making fantastic hips and thighs, yet always making girls flat-assed.

I forgot how good Candy-go-round is
thanks, DJ Polka

>>3223891
Anon, not even Kiara herself is that delusional. The best will be either Ina or Ame according to the people that have already seen them

>>3223891
if her outfit is orange again she is fucked

>>3223844
I can see it now
https://youtu.be/APHcYegE6ns

>>3223850
Please understand im still poor from the bday stream and merch. This was a surprise so I didn't save for it.

>>3223884
Poor Ame, she fucking hates it and has openly said so on stream, but it's not like Cumsharts care. Ame is just a tool for them after all.

>>3223755
I think Cover is taking a very large portion of that money.

>>3223893
comfy hours are upon us

>>3223907
Gura doesn't care about Hololive and hates streaming and her fans.

>>3223893
>deadbeats worsen the thread by numberfagging
>everyone leaves
>"i hate tourists!!"

>>3223893
Why would you ever want to be here when nothing's happening and there's no streams to look forward to for the rest of the day? Have you ever considered that you're the stupid one for being here all the time?

>>3223907
Sleepy overworked shark.

>>3223935
How do they all know to come here and not one of the split threads?

>>3223589
Is it me or Ayamefriend is trying to write in a more masculine way? Are the rrats getting to her?

>>3223561
Gura might be on the same speed as Mori's but I don't really see Ame being the same because she's the last and everyone might've lost hype by then

>>3223943
Gura said Kiara's is her favorite. The one that had barely any praises was Mori's.

>>3223907
She'll watch the vod, she mentioned it at least 4 times during the dmc stream. Her sleeping schedule is fucked.

>>3223974
I didn't hear Gura say that, was it in her most recent stream?

>>3223907
>so why didn't Gura show up for Mori's birthday stream?
>so why didn't Gura show up for Mori's outfit reveal?

She. doesn't. care.

>>3223925
meds

>EN Gen 1 will continue to drift apart
>as more an more HoloEN members join, they will begin forming their own cliques
>even Ame will abandon UNITY and hang out more with the new EN members who will play Apex with her

I reported the avatarfag

>>3223924
Like I said, keep being a gossipy fag. Gura has been saying she's busy almost daily for the last month.

JWU from work, what did >we think of Mori's new outfit?

>>3223981
Ame's is even more fucked yet she can set an alarm and get 0 sleep just to catch Mori's reveal live.

>>3223962
Because there was only one thread getting 80 posts a minute and it wouldn't exactly be hard to catch.
Not that some of the tourists DIDN'T get caught by that filter, because the other one also got bumped up to almost being as fast as we are in dead hours. Which should more or less tell you how little people actually go there, when a massive bump for them is not even our slowest speed.

>>3223925
>Some of the ENs are college educated while others can barely fucking read

You say that like a college education makes them smart. All of the girls are pretty dumb. Except Ina.

Did Coco nickname her new hat Kiryu-chan or are my JP reps failing me?

>stay away from /hlgg/ for a while
>going back to /dlg/ for some comfy threads with retarded BE players
>thread goes shitposting towards Fire Fists and Dark Worlds
>tfw inmediatly remember who are the most shitposted EN's in this thread
WHY ARE YOU LIVING RENT FREE INSIDE MY HEAD /hlgg/!?

>>3223925
>>>/jp/

>>3223687
None of these people would talk to each other if they weren't coworkers. This isn't a slight against them, that's just how it is.

>>3223997

>>3224001
antis HATE it.
chads LOVE it.
its alright

>>3223983
Yeah, look up "farmer" in the archives

>>3223997
>Announcing report

>>3223973
retard, as if that'll matter in /ameg/

>>3223925
I actually think that Kiara and Ina have way more in common than you realise

>>3223959
you guys are my only friends

>>3224008
I love takos still pretending Ina is smart 8 months in.

>>3223983
Pretty sure it was the DmC stream, during the SC portion. Also Gura didn't seem that excited for her outfit..

>>3223811
It's a fair point that the outfit doesn't exist in a vacuum but aside from that you missed the mark.
I don't think the way it "compliments" her personality is all that great. I think her original outfit does a better job at that and that her second outfit profits from that.

>>3223997
>announcing reports
ABAYO

>>3223997
>Announcing a report

>>3223886
anon, her outfit has been promoted as the sexy one. And thats in a set of outfits that includes what we just saw.

>>3223999
I'm not gossiping, I don't really give a fuck if they speak to each other off stream or not. I'm just pointing out that saying you're too busy to even contact your friends is a poor excuse.

The weak should fear the strong

>>3224038
>DmC
Stop that

>>3224001
I want Mori to wear it on a date and then pull her into an alley for a quickie.

What is sex with Mio like

>>3223990
Isnt this gen1 jp basically

>>3223963
She will get the dick either way

I just noticed that it is a fucking demon's tail on Mori's hat
fuck

>>3224026
Thanks, I'll do my reps

>>3224050
t. has literally never been busy before

>>3223924
Nigger you don't stop being friends with people if you don't message them for a few days. Get a grip and go make some friends yourself.

101K likes

>>3224018
Nose!

>>3223589
Right here Ayamefriend! But not for long, hope you have a great day!

>>3223826
oh god this tickles something deep within me.

>>3223997
which one? do you mean that one nousagi numberfag?

>>3224038
She knows in the grand scheme of things her outfit barely matters, what matters is playing DMC for the story

[Sheep news] Watame is eating

>>3224054
Que te jodan

>>3224006
Getting no sleep isn't exactly something to be proud of, anon

>>3224067
Is it true what they say? Does the logo really say DBS (dead beats)?

>>3224058
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
EN WILL NOT BE JP GEN 1, EN WILL NOT BE GEN 1, EN WILL NOT BE JP GEN 1.
THEY WILL COLLAB, THEY WILL HAVE DISCORD SEX, THEY WILL OFFCOLLAB, THEY WILL HAVE SEX AND YOU WILL RIKE IT!

What the fuck is this EN girls don't like each other rrat. Can you guys go one hour without starting baseless narratives?

>>3224052
>Towa getting bodied in Holofightz
>now Bibi getting mogged by the HadesHazardHat

>>3224036
I never said Ina was smart, just that she wasn't as dumb as the others.

Admittedly, I don't watch much Ina. But she doesn't seem to make the stupid mistakes the other girls make at least once a stream.

>>3224057
soft, warm and caring, a bit musky.

>>3224031
Ina is just the only one with the guts to be irreverent towards Kiara, which is what she needs. That's not some special chemistry it's just trademark korean rudeness.

>>3224076
Please subscribe to Mori...

>>3223804
/hlgg/ is the fastest thread on the site by far right? I wonder what is the second fastest.

>>3224073
>Nigger you don't stop being friends with people if you don't message them for a few days.
Yeah, that's how it always starts. It's just a few days. Then a few weeks. Months. Years. Hey, when's the last time you called up your buddies from high school and hung out with them?

Botan's cute laugh...
https://youtu.be/66W5jDfMBUg?t=1488

>>3223941
>Circus Ringleader
>Voice Actress
>Singer
>Hypewoman
>DJ
>Writer
>Loving Foxwife

Polka is so talented!

>>3223963
Im pretty sure it have not been posted today so...

INTRODUCTION
I have conclusive evidence to suggest Ayamefriend is a female.

I will use two metrics to defend this argument, one is empirically supported by this scientific paper:https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S174228761730364X?via%3Dihubwhich found specific typing "mannerisms" or "patterns" that can predict gender at a 95% accuracy rate.
And a second metric that is based on female speaking mannerisms, and an assumption that they translate into online text/typing. This is, again, going to be based on sociolinguistic and psycholinguistic research, which has been nicely summed up in this scientific writing article:https://verilymag.com/2015/03/sex-differences-language-women-uptalk

>METHOD
I scoured through warosu with the keywords "where we at?" and logged the last 10 Ayamefriend posts.
From these posts, I simply counted the incidence of female-like mannerisms as described in the prior two metrics.
These include:
The use of speech fillers like "um", "like", "just", "totally"
The use of overly effusive adjectives/adverbs, "adorable", "cute", "amazing", "beautiful"
Keystrokes that maximize female information gain (IG; reduces entropy/variance) in gender classification: N-A (0.0897), M-O (0.0815), K-A (0.0706), R-I (0.0647), M-A (0.0612). These are set for a one sentence prompt (length: 63 chars), so extrapolate for an average Ayamefriend post (length: 1810 characters; 1810/63 = 28.73, so all IG values are divided by 28.73).

>RESULTS
SOURCE (listed 1 to 10):
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>SPEECH FILLERS
"Like" count: 3, avg 0.3
"um" count: 0
"just" count: 9, avg 0.9
"totally" count: 0, avg 0
"adorable" count: 9, avg 0.9
"cute" count: 4, avg 0.4
"amazing" count: 5, avg 0.5
"beautiful" count: 3, avg 0.3
"fantastic" count: 2, avg 0.2
"sweet" count: 8, avg 0.8
"lovely" count: 2, avg 0.2
Assuming a standard phrase structure sentence as described by linguist Noam Chomsky in his 1957 book with an average ratio of 1 adverb/adjective/modiffier to 3 words (1:2.66, specifically).
Average total word count of all messages: 101 x 10 - 1010, then divided by the ratio (1010/2.66) = 379 expected sentence adhesivestotal "girly" sentence adhesives: 49, meaning 13% of Ayamefriend's sentence modifiers are considered "girly". That's a pretty high number for something that should be near zero.

>KEYSTROKES
"N-A": 44
"M-O": 74
"K-A": 10
"R-I": 87
"M-A": 89
So, (44 x 0.0815/28.73) + (74 x 0.0815/28.73) + (10 x 0.0706/28.73) + (87 x 0.0647/28.73) + (89 x 0.0612/28.73) = 0.74482.
75% chance Ayamefriend is a female by keystroke alone. Then account for the 95% success rate in modeling, (0.95 x 0.74882) = 0.7068.

>CONCLUSION
Ayamefriend is very likely a female. There is a 71% chance she is a female by keystrokes alone, and that chance is further increased (though we are unsure by how much; two different metrics) when accounting for her speech adhesives and filler words. Note that I excluded many other "girly" speech fillers and modifiers like "comfy" and "cute". Alas.

>>3223924
I talk to one of my close friends maybe a dozen times a year and we're still close, so I think you just don't know what friendships are

>>3224001
I loved it, and she seems to be in a much better mood
I hope she gets her shit together for this month

>>3224097
Dragon ball super

Which HoloEN do you think has the worst game choice? I'm talking about you seeing the thumbnail or seeing it on the schedule and thinking "Man, fuck that."

Which one do you think has the best game choice?

>>3224001
UNO

>>3224071
Not him but do you really believe that someone like Gura is SO busy that she doesn't have the time to reply to a text message?

>>3224117

>>3224112
I've had friends I haven't talked to in years and upon hanging out again we quickly rekindled our friendship. Just because you don't have friends doesn't mean everyone else doesn't,

>>3224110
Mori thread followed by the daily Kiara/Ollie schizo thread probably.

>>3224108
I didn't mean it with regards to personality. I was mostly talking about their interests

>>3223990
>even Ame will abandon UNITY
i may be mistaken but i kinda don't see her doing that many kiara/mori collabs. i don't get what meaning you put into that "UNITY" word you use and how collabing with other generations is somehow less unity.

>>3224125
Mori

Where's the art Mamaloni?

>>3224071
Like I said, sending a message isn't hard. Hell, it's probably even easier for them to stay in contact considering they put all of their work shit in a discord server.

>>3224006
Its funny to contrast this with yesterday when Ame missed Nabi's debut and posters were like "she's finally fixing her sleep!"

>>3224103
The thread is currently full of shitposting from the outfit reveal. SEAs are trying their hardest tonight

>>3224067
The best highlight is 4chan clovers.

>>3224125
Best. Ame, Gura, Ina
Worst. Kiara, Calli

>>3224076
>Numberfag isn't even subscribed
kys

>>3224097
why D is backwards?

>>3223879
Do not post angry catto, she's very scary

>>3224131
yes because she still hangs out with her other online friends. you know, the ones who are actually her friends and not coworkers.

>>3224125
Mori, followed by Kiara, then at times Ina. And I'm a Deadbeat.

>>3224125
>Which HoloEN do you think has the worst game choice?
Mori, and it's not even close. For someone who talks about good video games so much, she sure as fuck doesn't play any. Classic /v/irgin.

>>3223953
Why are TakoKFPChummatebeats like this?

>>3224125
Ame. fuck shooters

>>3224073
>>3224118
I didn't say they would stop being friends either. I just said it's not hard to keep in contact if you really want to.

>>3224150
He said game choices not overall.

>>3223925
F. Gura and Ame are so close with one another (confirmed that they talk to each other off-stream regularly and the most) that the other girls are intimidated because they don't want to get in the way of such an intimate friendship and blossoming romantic relationship.

>>3224125
>worst
Mori, definitely
>best
Recently it's been Gura. Thank god she's finally started to drift away from trash indie one-offs.

>>3224112
I have friends from fucking middle school I hang out with at least once a year if it wasnt for the fucking coof. We live in opposite sides of the country now but we make the time to meet once a year and catch up.

>>3224110
/morig/

>>3223990
>>3224058
>>3224098
So who's the Fubuki that gets an entire nepotism Gen of just her friends?

>>3224117
You gonna do one for any of the other frequent faces?
Get help holy shit please stop

>>3224125
Respectively Mori and Gura
Mori hasn't played a good game for almost 2 fucking months, it's like she's allergic to entertaining games

>>3224097
It's a lettering logo like her necklace but more complex

>>3224125
Mori and Kiara is not even a contest.

Gura and Ina have excellent taste in vidya.

Ame linda jumps from one to the other constantly.

>>3224125
Mori by far

>>3224143
She might be waiting for Kiara to make one with them both

>>3224109
and cheat on Ame??? no way

>>3223925
Some of you motherfuckers are so goddamn joyless

>>3224031
Yeah. Those two excude actual sister energy but Ina’s probably too busy to chat. Remember, they even had to sneak in their usual discord sex via google calendar.

>>3224116
Ain't she just?

>>3224170
She's said repeatedly it's because of permissions. When's the last time you saw any other Holo play a FromSoft game, huh?

>>3224106
You mean her parents right? The others had struggles in their life that lead them to have to figure shit out on their own. Ina had her family with her to always support her

>>3224125
Mori vs Kiara is a toss up of you being more comfortable with some good stuff and some complete trash or just a generally lower baseline.

Ina has the best taste of playing both good streaming games and good games in general

t. deadbeat

>>3224182
Mori

>>3224058
ur right.

>>3224018
>>3224133
Who tf are these literally nobodies?

>>3224125
i want to say kiara, but at least she makes it interesting.
mori is the worse by far. sometimes gura.

>>3224125
Mori>Kiara>Ame>Ina>Gura

>>3224125
Gura best. Mori worst.

>>3224058
Fug. Who's gonna be the Haachama and Festival? Kiara will be the Aki.

>>3224163
Then don't give me a reason to post El Gato Enojado.

>>3224198
>She's said repeatedly it's because of permissions.
Ah yes, the very difficult to attain permissions of Hollow Knight, Bloodstained, Devil May Cry... Wait a minute...

>>3224117
I want to make babies with Ayamefriend.

>>3224187
>m in o
>mori in O
>in O mori
>in omori
she really likes the game huh

I just find it funny that people actually thought Kiara was gonna graduate before she even got a new outfit

>>3224125
>Which one do you think has the best game choice?
I've heard Gura's decision to play DMC is popular around here? Can't ever catch her live due to timezones.
If Eurobuds exist, I have no idea how they survive.

>>3224112
I still hang out with friends I made since elementary school, and I've gone months without talking to them before.

Coco cocos

>>3224125
I remember when Mori talked about Bloodborne, Guilty Gear and MGS2 on debut and I was really hyped for a chuuba with good taste in games.
Boy was I wrong.

>>3223521
IM BUYING TOWACOIN RIGHT NOW

>>3224175
Not him but you don't need to always talk. My best friends and I don't talk for months because we are busy but when we do meet up it's like no time has passed.

>>3223963
100%
She's trying to quickly bolster her kayfabe even though her opsec failed.

>>3224125
I wanted to instinictively answer Mori, but I'd honestly play something like Guilty Gear or Blasph over majority of shit Ame finished
Gura kinda escaped that hole but only just recently, most of her picks were garboni or rhythm games that I don't care for at all
Ina's choices are mostly sleep, but it fits her
Kiara tends to be decent, they just don't make for riveting stream games

>>3224058
Mel is literally Ina

>>3224125
>Best
Gura/Ame/Ina
>Worst
Kiara. Just Kiara. Mori's isn't bad but it's not great. It's kind of in between. Kiara meanwhile really debuffs herself with her game choices

You think Cover is aware about the number of insane antis that have it out for Kiara?

>>3224235
Horey shet

>>3224157
To make it look like a cute cat rrat or a fish skeleton

>>3224227
>I just find it funny that people actually thought Kiara was gonna graduate
you could have stopped there

>>3224117
Huh. If I were a proper female, I would offer to let you pop my cherry after this post.

>>3224198
She can pick anything from capcom, there are a ton of good games there alone

>>3224105
>Bibi getting mogged
Bibi is much better. Mori should have gone for a death themed hat instead of an "underworldian" one. May have been better for merch, because now everyone that isn't a doxxbeat just thinks of Towa's hat.

>>3224058
No? With JP Gen 1, there was no unity from the beginning. Didn’t Mel say that they were more of kind of like rivals in a friendly competition way?

Are you people here all day?

>>3224198
Even within the limitations of permissions her choices aren't great compared to her genmates.

I want Polka to dj for me

>>3224198
>permissions
It's just an excuse
You can't play Bloodborne or Persona 3 for the rest of your fucking career

>>3224117
I feel like when I talk about cute anime girls I use more feminine language myself.

>>3224125
Mori

>t-they aren't REAL friends they're just coworkers!
oh we're doing this again?

>>3224198
>Bloodstained
>Hollow Knight
>Literally fucking anything other then RPGmaker trash she's already played

No, permissions are just cope on her part.

>>3224103
It's not the first time and it won't be the last, get used to it.

>>3223925
Some valid observations and it's true there are a lot of incongruencies on various levels.
However, I don't think you give enough credit to how much they've bonded and efforts made to breach their gaps in understanding.
For example I'd say Mori and Kiara are more friends of circumstance than of chemistry, but having met in person and confided in the other they became proper friends.

>>3224125
Mori not only has the worst taste but also makes it a snoozefest.

>>3224245
the chumjoker mega got zapped in less than 20 minutes, do you really think they aren't aware of the massive hateboner kiara gets outside of this thread on this entire board?

>>3224187
Come to think of it, this necklace looks awfully familiar. Where could I have seen this before?

>>3223990
Sorry about apex, anon
https://youtu.be/et8HYdSoQ-Q?t=9883

Gen 0 > Gen 1/2/Gamers/3/4/5/ID/En/ID2

>>3224253
What the fuck else would I be doing?

>>3224110
The other retards don't seem to have noticed you asked about site, not board threads.
On the site, it can vary. Right now /a/ is fast as fuck because of a new Nagatoro chapter release thread. But in terms of which threads themselves are fastest, /mu/ has an extremely fast K-Pop thread, and /vg/ has an extremely fast Genshin Impact thread. Outside of them, nothing is as fast, but I'd say the Genshin Impact thread is the fastest continuous thread that isn't us. The evidence I have is that right now, /gig/ is both the first and second fastest thread on their board.

>>3224237
She played the Strive beta, so you might see more GG in the future.

>>3224125
Mori or Kiara, but at least Kiara can make the gameplays interesting, the reason why I kept watching her ryza streams is because of the chatting she did

>>3224253
I have not taken my eyes off /hlgg/ in the last 40 hours

>>3224198
Yes but despite permissions, other holos manage to play lots of great games. All Mori really does is replay things she's played before or dabble with some tumblrcore indie trash for a few streams. The peak of her recent content has been Omori and as good as that was, it was a flash in the pan.

She plays games like a cat taking its fucking pill, like she wouldn't even be choking it down if there weren't a strong prying her jaw.

>>3224253
I stay here all day to defend my oshi because if I don't who will?

>>3224198
Permissions is unironically an excuse just because she can't play her literal favorite games but everyone else in the whole damn company finds a way to cope and do the best they can with what they have available. Has Mori streamed ANYTHING from Capcom since the wall finally came down?

>>3224198
>Bloodstained
>Hollow Knight
>DMC
Mori uses perms as an excuse

>>3224210
newfag please go...

>>3224180
I've talked to exactly 1 pre-college friend one time in the last 7 or so years.

Did Haato say anything about the EN girls lately?

>>3224117
Now do R. Ratman.

>>3224284
there's literally GG in her schedule this week

>>3224038
>Gura didn't seem that excited
saying it doesn't make it true

>>3224284
She's playing Xrd this week
Still, her choices generally suck ass (though I liked Omori)

>>3224269
Thanks to Kiara's oversharing we know exactly how much Mori cares about maintaining a long distance friendship.

>>3224285
>ryza streams
I don't believe in you words and will call you a coomer

>>3224256
I hope she gets more excuses to show up as a DJ in hololive preformances. HoloBand was such a cool gimmick.

>>3224058
anon, Gen1 was a bunch of girls who happened to debut around each other time. Generaiton Unity became a thing with Gen 3 onwards.

>>3224253
I was yesterday. Started with Spiritfarer, finished with Dagger Stranding. Would be today too if I didn't have an errand to run in the morning followed by a nap.

>Nightcore Blue Clapper

>>3224253
Only during EU and burger hours. those are actually fun.

>>3224281
Well that is an odd soundpost

>timelooping back to game choices
really /hlgg/? after a kino stream (you) go back to timelooping? at least timeloop TABS for fuck sake

>>3224117

Nenechii...

>>3224125
>watching them for the games

>>3224270
You take that back Berly.

>>3224239
You're telling me. Listen, I won't speak to my friends for months and we can always catch up just fine when we do. I understand. All I've been saying from the very beginning is that if you really want to keep in contact with someone (in the way that they've expressed), you can. It's easier to stay connected today than it has ever been in history.

i miss this nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_TV4fi-NI4&t=24s&ab_channel=EmicoOtero

>>3224145
Gotta use whatever they can to shitpost on Gura

>>3224237
The real fucked up thing is that the auditions happened before the Holocaust, so for a while Mori was probably planning to actually play these games on stream

>>3224332
Mori objectively has the worst taste in EN for streaming games, literally the only way to argue this is if you're brain-dead. Don't bring it up if you can't handle the answer.

UM....
CHUMKEKS??

>>3224265
>Bloodstained
>Hollow Knight

I'm still fucking mad that the former she hasn't even started and the latter she was like "I'm GOING TO SCHEDULE THIS AGAIN BUT EARLIER SO I CAN PLAY MORE" and then literally never touched it again. Like fuck dude, I was excited for it. Instead we get fucking Spirit Farer.

>>3224283
I knew i could count on you numbers dog

>>3224125
i don't know. how would i tell?

>>3224317
The keyword is seem dummy. It's an assumption based on her dancing around her own outfit.

>>3224309
You can hear the girth of his chode in his voice.

>>3224328

>>3224284
Anon please

>>3224251
I was more referring to drifting off part and forming cliques with future gen holos. Of course there will be stark differences between jp and en as things have drastically changed over the years

Please stop posting weird things about Ayamefriend

>>3223990
good
bad chemistry between each other that has never felt anything but co-workers hanging out with co-workers. There are JP pairs or groups that feel like genuine friends, but I've never gotten that vibe from EN. It's for the best to find their own niche as the branch grows, or just do their own thing without awkward collabs they won't enjoy.

>>3224332
the thread was getting too positive about Mori, Dr CEL and friends couldn't let it ride

>>3224125
Ina.

>>3224354
FUCKING SPIRIT FARER
Of all the games. Of all the fucking games to choose from
She picks Spirit Farer

>>3224303
No, you take your fucking nobody indie and go away from our Ame general

>>3224253
Still working from home due to coof. My efficiency has skyrocketed since I started putting chuubas on in the background as I work, and I can tab in to post here whenever I need a mental break.

REMINDER THAT J-CHAD IS BLACK

>>3224358
she's trying to keep it a secret, dummy. the way she's hinting at it is liking lots of fan art with cat ears. pay attention.

>>3223907
She hates Mori in particular and just puts up with her.

So is Gura streaming today or not? She never told us if she got enough sleep.

>>3224351
I've been skipping her gaming streams for a while because they're not only shit games, they're also extremely boring.
How can I consider her my oshi if I can't stand half of her streams?