/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i think i got a cold
let me eat a gold apple fauna

Thoughts?

>>32235723
no shoulders

>>32235723
SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Remember when Fauna talked about the GOT series and that she didn't like the ending because of what happened with Daenerys, do you think she identified with her? loving her dragons (cats), forming an army (community), etc. Anyway, I want fanart of that.

>>32237422
Be the change you wish to see in the world.

>>32237422
the last two seasons were shit
t. bookreader

FauFau in the HauHau <3

Hello, hello saplings, hope Raid Farm will work

>>32239834
good luck Fauna ! have a good stream !

I don't get it, why does it feel like it's been an eternity since a Fauna stream? She literally streamed yesterday.

>>32240112
Because she's the best oshi <3

>>32239834
I'm optimistic, unless she decides to go for the complicated design.

>>32240321
good Fauna, good !
more emeralds for your emerald beacon !

>>32240112
You may be in love, Anon.

>>32240112
WE ARE

>>32241111
AAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY STOP! I CAN'T SEE!

Your numbers have blinded me.

>>32241111
Nice quads. Also now I want to see a Christmas tree Fauna.

>>32241355
>THE END
>directed by Larry David

Fauna caring whole holoen minecraft server

>>32237422
Nobody likes what happened with Daenerys
Even the most diehard of MRAs would hate what happened with Daenerys.

>>32242248
MRA?

>>32242130
NEMU HATE
NEMU HATE

>>32242395
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>32242278
meninists

>>32240112
Collabs just don't cut it for me. They are cute and all but as with all collabs, there is barely any chat interaction so it doesn't feel like I've got my daily dose of Fauna.

be honest, do you want another twilight series watchalong?

>>32244060
I'm unironically a twilitghty (or whatever a twilight fan is called) now

>>32244060
fuck no

>>32244060
Yes, as long as the girls keep having fun and the movies stay laughably bad.

>>32244060
I would rather watch a movie that Fauna thinks she would enjoy

>>32244060
first one was pretty enjoyable
I fear for funny Fauna's sanity though

>>32244060
Yes, I loved watching it with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxkdFMre7AE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxkdFMre7AE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxkdFMre7AE
Minecraft Fauna

hmmm I think I'll watch Fauna's stream

>>32244060
I have yet to watch a single watchalong from anyone. I guess I have a low tolerance for shit taste.

>>32241384
It's in the very slow process

Today i will buy phoenixtown stocks

no spam

When does the cow arc end?

>>32246162
When Fauna crashes the server economy with no survivors and causes the price of milk to go bust

This kirin is HIGHLY CAFFEINATED.

Courageous Fauna arc when?

I really need to learn to skip the Minecraft streams, but I just need my Fauna fix.

>>32246401
I treat it as a podcast and do other things

the first emerald block is free

>>32246494
Probably the smartest way to look at it.
Now I only have to find a game to play myself.

>>32246494
that's how I choose what to watch. don't have the time to devote my full attention to a stream.

Get this Kirin her glasses.

>>32246609
How about playing minecraft?

>>32246925
Great idea! Maybe I'll even build my own raid farm.

Someone tell this Kirin she should bring extra of things in cases she loses one.

HAG FAUNA LOVE

Is Fauna sectely based? I think thast the meak motherly aurua belies a complete schizo chud soul.

When Fauna collabs with males, all of you going to turn anti real quick and itll be glorious hahahahhah

i love my kirin mom

>>32247650
Can anyone translate this?

>>32247673
Mommy!

>>32247673
We know, son.

>>32247764
I can but I won't

Fauna would definitely download a car. Thieving Kirin.

Kronii love.

>Does EN need a good rail system nahhh
Keep insulting Ame kek

Well f and v are both fricative labiodentals. Your mouth and tongue are in the same formation when you pronounce those two letters. V sound is practically completely dead in german and is replaced with f.

based fauna
rust is boring

Maid fauna!

paying to play with Fauna!

>>32249177
Mmm tea

>>32249191
She'd become rich in a week.

>>32242571
This is only a thing in women's studies classes, in real life dudes just say "I'm not going to be betabux for old whores".

I could listen to this cute Kirin talk about things she likes forever. Her voice is very pleasant to listen to. Fauna TED Talks when?

>>32249277
There's an entire board for them anon...

SQUEEB IN THE ROAD!

I REPEAT, SQUEEB IN THE ROAD!

I made this webm in February but haven't posted it.

>>32249634
That's golden, kek.

>>32249634
uuu...

Sorry anons, the Minecraft brain rot has seeped into her dreams...

>>32241384

>>32251103

>>32251103
Art

>this hole was made for him

>>32251624
Yeah me.

>ywn live with Fauna on a farm eating potatoes and breeding

Fauna DOES know you need two villagers in order to make baby...

after 2 hours... finally starting the build

>>32251865
Not with that attitude

I never touched block game in my life. Is she doing that thing Pekora did where you trade emeralds for anything you want but mostly diamonds?

I had a dream last night where EN3 was revealed and one of the new members was Fauna's dad. Not her actual dad but like her lore dad. He looked like Faun but gayer.

>>32252705
No, this farm purpose is for get emeralds by repeating killing raid illagers

>>32252745
Would watch if he was her actual dad. There's not enough milfs and dilfs in Hololive right now

disaster narrowly averted

Is there a reason why all these farms are built way up in the sky?

Fauna...
Your 1st grade arithmetics reps...

>>32253544
It reduces how many mobs can spawn in the area around the farm. Mobs won't spawn floating in the air so they have to spawn in the farm, for the farm

NEED A DISPENSER HERE

>>32253660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy5iT4aarKg

Cat fight

Clover once again asserting his dominance.

>trust the process
Is she a sixers fan?

Sorry, Fauna. No amount of parasocial experience will make me want to watch an actual Minecraft autism tutorial.

>>32242248
I would say I expected Danny to go crazy/resolve her issues with flames as she had many times before and seemed to be doing quite often, but I didn't expect it to be done so poorly, even if it was somewhat foreshadowed.

>I'm gonna breed them first

>>32254688
You're missing nothing except some funny comment here and there.

>>32254688
You don't like just listening her her talk?

>>32256060
Oh, I'm listening while playing something else, I was mostly referring to the "thanks to everyone who's watching the tutorial along and correcting me" bit

Now Happy Feet would be a watchalong I'd be into

>>32257482
I want some Grandmaster Flash in the next karaoke

Where is she building this farm anyway? Near the guardian farm?

>Groove music
This poor kirin

Since Fauna is paper, she has to convert the top spawn chamber from the guide into this fella.

Fauna will finish what Abe started

>HAVE SEX

And just like abe's japan, the people dont wanna have sex

>>32258560
it's failing

If I ever get drafted for meet and greet with Fauna, I'm showing up with sack of potatoes

i don't know if i'll ever get over how cute fauna is

villager....breeder....

Fauna is so cute. I want her to find me a nice GF. Pppsssttt Fauna I think you're cute!

>>32258487
this is very important. if she doesn't build this modification. the farm will FAIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4Nx1EF9BH4

>>32259560
Oh thank goodness there was a guide already. I was trying to find a way to make it since her tutorial doesn't have it

UWAAAAAAAAAAA SEX HAPPENING

The villagers just had sex in front of Fauna

Fauna breeding

https://youtu.be/GHxFr_oDSTI

>ywn have Fauna find you a cute village wife and then do her best to encourage you to mate
>ywn have Fauna cheer as you fuck your new village wife
>ywn have Fauna lure your firstborn child into the woods never to be seen again
Why even live

JWU. Is the villager breeding related to the raid farm? How's the progress on the raid farm?

Cute sneeze

fauna sneeze on me

My groomer wife...

I want Faufau to groom me...

>another day, another baby
>that's my motto

>>32260493
this farm requires at least 3 villagers for it to work. she wants to breed more villagers to use them for the farm.

"Another day another baby."
-Ceres Fauna

>Some green lady walks into your village
>Starts forcefeeding (You) potatoes
>Feel the urge to breed
Wat do, fellow villagers?

>>32260869
wtf look how small her nose is

>>32260869
Breed with green lady.

>>32260869
I have no choice but to breed with the tree woman

>Fauna gathering all of her saplings together and forcing us to fuck each other
Breeding is only natural...

>>32260979
probably poisoned potatoes

They're breeding like rabbits now

Triplets with Fauna...

>The babies grew up and now breed with their own parents.

>>32261515
Keep the bloodline pure.

>>32261515
Based

>she's gonna turn their life into hell and they're completely clueless about it

Fauna demands more babies

>>32261807
Fauna please not in this economy .....

>>32236254

Baby successfully kidnapped

She's gonna do the same with Gura on their offcollab...

Fauna's raid farm is going to have a chernobyl-tier disaster. i can see it!

>>32262104
Already did, Gura just managed to escape the streaming closet.

>fauna witnesses a foursome
>"wow! perfect!!"

MORE BABIES

>>32262492
More slaves, more power!

This is one disturbing podcast.

Watching Mumei’s stream makes me think, has Fauna ever done a sponsored stream?

>>32262878
She did one for Blue Archive and one for some manga site.

>>32262993
She also mentioned that she rejected some offers for sponsorships

Fellas, I think I like Fauna

>>32263220
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAH I LOOOOOVE FAAAAUUUUNAAAAAAAA!!!

If a drowned with trident spawns it's going to be a very funny disaster.

>ywn be Fauna's breeding slave

Golem love

>that villager got Fauna to clip up and down on him and (You) never will
It hurts

>Mommy Fauna, I don't want to be a farmer, I was born to dance!

Faufau THE GROOM

I love how determined she is.

I like these farm building streams. They're comfy background noise.

i tomorrow's members is just mostly a long chat

>>32265142
With some art sprinkled in

4:24:45 for sneeze

>>32265425
Based sneeze appreciator

>>32265177
thanks clover

Fauna is not a cow

>>32268012
Proof?

>>32262270
Wait how did I miss this? Gura went to Fauna's streaming closet?

Does marking superchats as spam actually do anything? There's a collab begging one at the end of one of the rainbows at about 2:35:00 in that I was gonna mark when the chat comes back.

>>32271894
Who knows. The one thing for certain is you can trust Fauna to ignore it. That guy is scum for attaching it to a rainbow though, so it might catch her off guard

I missed the end of the stream, did she finished the farm or are there still things she's missing?

>>32271338
Yeah during the offcollab arc

>>32272155
She finished 80% of it. She now has to watch a second guide that is around 7 minutes long to build the server specific modification. Shouldn't be too hard, but she will need to gather a little bit more

I'm not sorry.

>>32275178
Go fuck yourself

>>32275178
Kys

>>32275178
>Most of those are done by the same 1-2 retards
I hope they fucking die and (you) too

>>32275178
actually tamer than I thought

jannies really should move mommyposting to /trash/

Fauna please stay away from the nijisanji fish, she has problems

>>32275696
>Shondo
>Pippa
>Finana
Fauna loves damaged people

What happened with finance? Did I miss something? Have they interacted?

>>32275696
what happened?

Come here little sappling, let mommy Fauna hug you. Let me Squeeze you butt you cute little thing. Huh, that's not bulge, i'm just happy to see you ! Now come drink mommy's milk

>>32275932
>>32276109
just a tweet from Anuaf
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1565579604248539139

>>32275696
Fauna can't resist if she sees goth on screen

uuu

>>32280002
uuu!

>>32276307
Opinion of Fauna lowered

expectations for members

since we're talking about nijis, can that anon that commissioned RosemixFauna skeb post it without the tag? You had it for a year anon, let us have some crumbs please.

>>32276307
why is it called pastel goth

I want Fauna to collab with Nene.

I do agree that Fauna could fix Finana.
But I think she needs to fix Kronii first.
That clock is in rough shape.

FAUNA AND REGIS ALTARE COLLAB LETS GO, LETS TURN THIS INTO A FAUNA HATE THREAD

Really wish we could have some games besides Rust and Minecraft.
>another Hitman stream never ever

>>32292368
really?

>>32292368
She'll stream Hitman this weekend.

>>32292692
>>32292910
Ah, I didn't realize. Thank you. Finally!

>relocating and enslaving peasants
What is she, Stalin?

>>32295115
A very cute Stalin

Wide fauna my love......

>>32244060
as long as fauna and mumei have fun watching it, sure why not

PLEASE COME BACK!

>>32244060
I enjoyed it.
It was fun that Fauna picked up the Belle always holding vegetables and fruit thing.
I was entertained enough trying to look for that.

>>32295115
she's necessary evil

fauna has groomed me into being horny when eating potatoes

kek i just realised she's also doing all this child labor and human trafficing on an offshore plant on international waters, this is way too perfect

>Fauna sees that Finana has done roleplay ASMR recently
>Brings it up on stream and will do a roleplay one next
I don't think Fauna will ever do a lewd ASMR but it's interesting. I don't know what finana's content is like, except the couple ASMRs but I didn't know that they knew each other.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f3MovUEKjs
The first half is her just sleeping, the second half is almost sex. Jacked off a lot to both of them because they're that good

>>32271894
>Don’t bring up other streamers or streams unless I mention them first.

that rule may be, but she can read the parts she wants or ignore it completely. In any case, she can collaborate with whoever she wants, especially Fauna, who has shown maturity for her work and any shipping is stupid for the Saplings who have been around for a while anyway.

what is annoying is that I saw several comments in chat about those other streamers... but it is difficult to separate the line, such as when talking about someone from Council for example.

>>32235723
I want to cum on her forehead while she cries

>>32304200
>there's a non zero chance that fauna masturbated to feesh's sex noises
MAH DICK

>>32304200
Does she give a lot of kisses in this one? That other one she did had tons of kisses in it and I loved it.

>>32304631
Yeah, you'll like this if you liked the other one. And you can hear her schliking herself around 2hrs

>>32304200
she will never lewd in hololive, the most is a random "ara ara" that doesn't even have to do with the ASMR theme, although don't forget the "clap for me" in Kirby's endurance (which was not intentional lewd ). I think she's going to do something more Zeta-esque (fantasy magic rp, stories, etc). I don't think I'm comfortable with something like the Valentine Bae special either (gf rp)

Fauna's blood emeralds

I would like to prise my oshi, August was Fauna's best month in terms of views since the beginning of streaming

>>32305265
>clap for me
I missed this, link onegai

>People like you always forget, civilization has a lag time. Like light delay. You come out here, and you think because you're civilized, civilization comes with you. You're just walking in the footsteps of history. The ancient frontier. Those post offices, and railroads, and jails, cost thousands of lives to build. This is no different. I am the kind of woman the frontier needs. You're the kind that comes after my work is done. You should have stayed at home .. 'til I built a post office.

>>32305620
She truly is inclining.

>>32235229
is this meme referencing another meme or is it OC? I swear it looks familiar but I can't find original if it exists

>>32309389
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3yP51Lc8Ds

>>32307279
She also was top earning EN in August

>>32305265
Pretty sure she won't ever do actual GFE either, she is not desperate unlike fish.

>>32310048
>She also was top earning EN in August
Not too surprising with her marathon stream. She really knew how to utilize the anniversary hype.
Btw what site do you use to look that up?

I've realized something else I love about Fauf, she doesn't read donations mid-stream. Even for akasupas she refuses to sidetrack in the middle of something else until the dedicated super reading segments unlike some others who'll completely kill the stream's momentum to rattle them off

>>32311630
Do other holo girls even do this? I always thought that's more of a Twitch vs. YT culture thing.

>>32311730
surely non of them streamed on Twitch before...

>>32311630
>unlike some others who'll completely kill the stream's momentum to rattle them off
Who the fuck you watch, I've never seen this besides maybe couple 2 views when they see aka for a first time

>>32311837
And? That doesn't mean they automatically bring it to YT.

>>32311630
that is a weird take lmao

>>32311630
You must be new. She won't get extremely sidetracked, but mid stream SCs have gotten her attention to the point she'll read them live.

>>32304200
Fauna has talked about getting the idea from Zeta, not Finana.
Zeta's fairy ASMR is directly referenced by Fauna.

Remember when Fauna wanted to play AoE?

>>32315472
Every single day

>>32315472
Today is a good time to remind her. She's probably going to write up whatever her chat tells her today to stream.

>>32311941
Kronii certainly used to do it at first. It was very annoying. She doesn't really do it anymore nowadays though.

>>32305684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_KWw2T6uzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3yP51Lc8Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3yP51Lc8Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3yP51Lc8Ds
Faunatics only

it feels dumb how Fauna's mere presence makes me happy, but her streams are so comfy and soothing to the brain

>ywn eat a slice of fauna's homemade peach pie

Permission HATE

She speaks the truth. Monopoly is shit.

>>32318751
You only say that because you suck at it.

Is Monopoly still a euphemism for sex?

>>32318814
I say it because the collabs were all garbage.

Now I've learned that the inventor of UNO died in 1984.

Will you eat the bugs for Fauna?

Hi! I'm not saying collab with haachama but consider the idea!

fauna liked unus annus that means she is definitely having internet sex with markiplier and the other guy. you know what to do lads

>>32319176
Yes. Properly cooked bugs can be pretty good.

>>32315472
Remember when she wanted to speedrun Mario?

she so fucking cute when shes like this god damnit

Spiderbros... we lost

You wouldn't hurt this little guy would you?

fauna's hand is really cute and i want more model addons like this

>>32319533
Jumping spiders are cute. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Thumblets, when will they ever learn?

>>32315472
Kiara and Moona are playing it soon, and so is Zeta. Reine is also always down to.
I think if Fauna is there, that'd be a nice round 6.

>>32319533

>>32319395
I still hope she tries it.

>>32319736
I love listening to women freak out about bugs and other things.

>>32320158
Same, reminds me of being a kid and throwing lizards and bugs at girls I liked.

>Priestess Fauna

Fauna religion

She's pandering to some of us puritysaps after weeks of cowfauna. She hasn't forgot about us. I kneel, tree.

I expect to see lots of nice Priestess Fauna art in the coming days, drawfags.

wait holy shit youtube actually gives notifications for members streams now??? took em long enough, jesus

>>32321097
Yes. They are ironically enough more reliable than those for normal streams (at least for me).

>>32320835
It fits her more than the cow thing at least

English is a souless bastard language between French and German. Nothing good about it.

>>32321827
There's some Latin in there too! This makes it make even less sense!

>thouht
Truly the smartest EN

>>32321899
She's confusing herself...

>>32321899
Can you really blame her?

What did I do to make Fauna call me a thot so many times?

ghoti is pronounced fish

>>32321827
Seek truth. Become Anglish.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_purism_in_English

>>32322025
Stop being such a loose woman, anon.

>can't do 12 x 13
Fauna... you were supposed to be the smart one in EN...

Oh no Fauna. Please don't filter me with math is useless talk...

>>32321827
Throw in a pinch of Danish from the Danelaw period as well.

>>32322125
Unmembered. Unsubscribed. Dislike and negative comment spam bot enabled.

oh god.. my wanikani queue is probably over 1000 by now

>>32322125
>>32322221
You always have a calculator in your pocket.

>>32322158
A lot of the English came from Denmark in the first place, since the Jutes and Angles both migrated from there - only the Saxons came from Germany. Old English and Old Norse were relatively mutually intelligible from what I am aware. Also they once worshipped the same gods and were not the wildly different cultures they’re sometimes portrayed as
Pillaging and raiding with Viking Age/Migration Period Fauna…

A year in Hololive has actually made Fauna dumber

>>32322610
It's osmosis.

Does any sapling in /here/ knows were there difference between jute, Saxon, anglo and Frisian language or were they all a part of a greater northern Germanic language? I don't want to go to /his/ for this...

>>32322668
>>32322581
Fuck never mind. Thanks anon for answering me before I even asked. Do you know the reason why Dutch became so closely tied with English even tho they didn't had dynastic overlap before the glorious revolution? Something that happened way after the formation of the both languages.

I'LL HELP YOU EAT THE PIE FAUNA

Fauna's big peach...

>>32319698
That looks like a perfect line up for a four man multiplayer
Moona and Kiara can just yell at each other in the background while Zeta and Fauna can continue stroking my dick

If that's an addiction then I'm a cocaine junkie....

Stevia is gross

310th!

>>32322879
Mutual hatred of the Catholics and the Spaniards + the French was unironically a major factor. The Dutch and early British (English, really) Empires were direct competitors in some regions though and the VOC was a major rival to the HEIC (as both were East Indian trading companies)
That said, many in the English Parliament at the time of the Glorious Revolution felt a Protestant Dutch king was better than a Catholic Scottish one. As someone more interested in earlier history I’m honestly not sure why the Protestant movements (including proto-Protestant movements like the Lollards) took off so well in both England and the Netherlands. That said, the parts of the Low Countries that remained Catholic became Belgium so there’s that. If you ask me I think Old Frisia was more interesting. Damn Franks ruining everything.

I have an intense craving for Bee girl asmr

>fauna has brain mush
>I have brain mush
We-we are...?

>>32323527
>damn Franks ruining everything
Destruction of Irminsul triggered Fauna so much that she brought 1000 years of wars to Europe. It all makes sense now.

>>32324068
well she is named after pagan nature and harvest/fertility goddesses
You wouldn’t have any problems following Fauna for a ritual in the forest right? Don’t worry about whatever she’s carrying in her hands, it’s not like she’d hurt her saplings or anything, not at all

>pokemon talk
I'm out

>>32324486
Tie me to the catapult and fire it at Aachen. I'm ready.

Fauna's dad is a hunk?

Fauna's dad is hot apparently

I just don't get zoomer memes

1 hour of stream and 2 hours of sc reading. I love chatterboxes so much.

Does anyone know where I can find the meme that Fauna was talking about?

Doesn't Gura have a 8 person collab or something tomorrow? So I'm assuming Fauna is not in it as she didn't mention anything

>>32325940
I swear I've seen it in /hlgg/. Should have saved it.

>>32325940
Approximate timestamp? Must've been busy whenever she mentioned it.

>>32325994
https://youtu.be/h3yP51Lc8Ds?t=8039

>>32326387
meant to reply to >>32326159