/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

LET ME STAY HEEEREE

>>32226689
> magical flying whale carries her.
> unicorns.
> my prince is a cat (her words).
> it's a dream I don't want to wake up from.
> admits the song is about escapism.
One of the most down to earth chuubas.

>"Alright! Now for our next act in the Hololive High School talent show, please give a warm welcome to... the sapling!"
>Sapling awkwardly runs on stage to weak applause.
"...I- I'm gonna sing a song... M-My mommy wrote it for me..."
>Audience begins to snicker.
>Karaoke music starts up, an off-key rendition of "Let Me Stay Here."
"...R- Rainbow in the SKYYY... a-aowie koto-roachie..."
"In the e-evergreen t-trees... yumet... eh..."
>Sapling begins to mumble the lyrics, shuffling back and forth in a weird dance.
>Audience starts to mutter to themselves.
"...It's just aaaaaa... FAIRYTALE! So it'll melt aWAY... like a lollypop... And so just... let... me..."
>"You suck! Get off the stage!"
"...s-stay... here..."
>"I think we'll pass! Get off the stage!"
>Audience starts laughing
"... uuu... m-mommy..."
>"Hey look! The lil' girl's crying!"
>"Well at least she's not singin', or else I'd be crying too!"
>Laughter grows louder.
"I... My mommy said that I'm-"
>Water bottle flies onto the stage, hitting the sapling square in the head.
"AAAAA!"
>"Now THAT took talent!"
>Audience going wild.
"...uuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
>Sapling runs off stage.
>Trips.
>Faceplants.
>Curtains.

>>32226689
UNDER
THE HEAVY SEA
I'LL SEARCH THE FLIGHT OF WHALEEEEEES

>>32226689
Come into this night
Your plight alone
Carry your weight
You are flawed as all of us
Come into this night
Your only home
It's never too late
To repent, suffer the loss

Ring a ring of Rodents
fa la la
la la la
la la lala

>>32235452
Why is sapling abuse so funny yet so sad at the same time? I wanna protect the sapling but also laugh at it.

>>32235452
fuck you

>>32235452
that made me sad and I'm not even a sapling. please stop, saplings are cute

>>32235452
I will never not find bullying saplings funny