/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32070467
God I fucking love elf hags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLn770SQEos

This pirate hag is stupidly sexy

NNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIII
shes a hag now!!!
right??????? OGH MY GOD I LOVE MARY

I'm tired of the internet. The arguments about bullshit that doesn't matter, the shipping, the weird sex stuff, the attention whores and high-energy headaches. I just want to listen to comfy older women with cute anime avatars play casual games and talk in a language I can't understand.
That's my advice for you today; if you ever just get sick of it all, cut out the stuff you don't care about and surround yourself with the things that make you happy, even if just for a day.

>>32071681
haha yeah, this snow-elf hag is super hot >.>

>>32073262
Mary is my mother wife

>>32070467
>>32071681
Stupid elf hags need to stop showing off their sex appeal so I stop having dirty thoughts on wanting to coat their face with my cum!

>>32075113
Wise words anon.

God Aki is too fucking sex

>>32075113
That's the general idea that landed me with my oshi. Cute anime girl with no drama or anger, just laughter and old Otaku references and bedtime stories. But I will say that the more I learned about her, the more I found her to be an Inspiration, and so I want to learn to understand her.

>>32073050
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGS

LET ME THE FUCK IN DAMNIT

>>32084468
sweaty hag

>>32084468
Fuck me sideways. Sit on my face please

https://files.catbox.moe/fldfup.webm

>>32085948
>>32086788
WHAT WAS IT

>>32070467
What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W
Feel free to add your hag oshi

/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>>32070467
DO NOT TRUST AKI

SHE SWINDLED ME AND STOLE ALL MY NONEY

>>32093823
good she deserves your money.

Ok I'm making the sound export now. If you want any specific chant or goalhorn post it and I'll add it

>>32094241
I don't know what to recommend but i hope you use lalion as one of the chants or goalhorns

>>32095460
I can assure you we have various Botan chants

>>32094241
Nina's "I just wanna have sex" from the last edition was cool

>>32079698
Remind me again Choco has already become a hag, right?

>>32098814
Choco is a cake iirc and will not be 30 for some more years... Also her behaviour is more roastie like

>>32096031
Based and dear god do I want to be in Towa's position

>>32098985
No, no I remember some chocomates said ITT she's of the same age as Mel but I forgot her exact birthday

>>32099211
Mel is older than Choco, Mel entered her 29 this year, I think. Choco must be around 26-28

>>32099594
I swear last time I check Mel will become a hag this year or has already become one...

>>32102683
Marine will become a hag in December and Mel is a little bit younger than her. Probably will be one next year

This is the coyote mating call right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFzlQh4neQ&t=26s

Can we include Hatsune Miku in HAG list from today?

>>32103837
Anon... I don't know how to say this but Hatsune Miku is not a real person

>>32077964
Something seems off...

>>32099594
>>32102683
>>32102857
Marine is younger than Mel, Mel became a hag in July

>>32093191
Full image or sauce?

>>32104347
I believe i have it but i have way too much Botan hentai for my own good

>>32104797
You should consider dropping a folder for the boys

>>32084903
fuckin battler seething never gets old for me lmao

I want to give a hag a spanking. I dont care that its strange and normally the other way around. the idea of putting a 35 year old women who thinks she way too old for a spanking over your knee to teach her a lesson is so hot

>>32099211
She is a year older than the robot is all I know so she's probably 27-28

>>32109031

I love this half-elf hag so much.

This is my favorite Hag. I love Hags!! HAG LOVE!!

iirc mel turned 30 recently

>>32110216
Your favorite hag? Huh

Prove it

>>32112194
I hope it's acceptable to spank a woman's ass at an office place in Japan because nothing would stop me from spanking Lui's ass

>>32109031
I've been traumatized by ass smacks so I'd never do it to anyone else. But I sure as hell would grab and grope as much as I could.

You are watching bikini hags, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQuFRSi5ebc

Hagpire and christian mom!

Have you been enjoying the Hag Concert? I have been

>>32123021
Nah I'm grooming another hag right now.

>>32123021
They were the best part of it

>>32124003
I want to marry this wolf.

>>32123021
The hags were amazing, as always.

>>32126078
Elf hag love!

got bitten by a hag dog

>>32127807
Will you turn into a hag now?

>>32104097
nonsense anon. That's Lamy. She just dyed her hair.

>>32110234
>she turned 30 recently

God I wish she would molest me

I think she knows they aren't gonna be used.

I love my energetic hag

>>32129135
Just into an ojisan who loves hags. Which is to say nothing changes.

I think you guys might like this:
https://twitter.com/duzimura/status/1564940084427628545

>>32132156
I can't tell if she's supposed to be fat or pregnant. Either way is hot though.

>>32133870
I dunno the ring seems to implying preggo IMO

>>32133870
She's preggo

I hate being EST with an average wake up time of 10:30 AM.
Were hags cute?

>>32104071
SHUT UP!

>>32075113
>if you ever just get sick of it all, cut out the stuff you don't care about and surround yourself with the things that make you happy, even if just for a day
Amen brother

>>32138219
You think that's bad? Try having a UTC+4 time zone with work right at the exact moment where hags stream

>>32138219
>>32140251
Imagine being a neet and falling asleep at 6am and waking up at 1pm. Fucking hell I need my hag dosis live

It's been months since the last chapter of ANM, yet we are witnesses of her daily via crucis of overwork, can we really save her?

>>32073262
>>https://oreno3d.com/movies/135973

>>32070467
Went looking for hag elves thanks to this thread, I think I mi

>>32148326
>Anon was kidnapped by a pack of horny elven hags before he was able to finish his post

>>32075113
Or, just listen to a voice work, SFW or NSFW, that's dedicated to this sort of thing instead of waiting for the off chance something interesting happens like >>32073050.

>>32149508
>you will never be abducted and molested by a bunch of thirsty elf hags
Why am I even still alive.

>>32149508
>>32148326
fucking lucky son of a bitch. I'd kill to be him.
.
.
.
Or actually.... Anon cmere for a second...

You okay there, Private? You passed out for a sec. Here, take my canteen. I still have some water left.

>>32152938
Motherfuck, forgot image.

>>32073262
Always happy to see more of Meari.

>>32153625
Botan is a boy?

>>32153314
Mary love

Hag GF

>>32154003
the t-shirt is big so you can't see her tits

Wanna play?

koyo and her dumb koyoface

>>32157975
Rude!

What would happen if your hag oshi is multiplied by 3?

>>32164006
I'd freak the fuck out?
One Fubuki is more than enough to satisfy my needs.

>>32164380
weak, you have to satisfy all 3 of them now

>>32165479
Please elaborate further on what you mean by "satisfying all 3 of them"?

>>32164006
>>32165479
Three hags at the same time is very dangerous to your health anon. They may just kill you on accident in their lust to fertilize their few remaining eggs. Serious injury is likely.

>>32167100
Seggs with the harem
>>32167555
I will die happyly

>>32168456
Yeah, I should have figured that's what you meant by "satisfying all three of them".
Even though I'd probably die trying to satisfy 3 horny Fubuki's, I still want to try it even if it meant trying to stay erect and trying not to pass out from exhaustation. I might have to be restrained so I don't run away like a little bitch though.

I love all hags

>>32169670
You better start training your tongue and fingers anon

>>32170147
My wife AZKi

>>32164006
>>32164380
>>32168456
All the Polkas!

>>32170433
Give her some children you fuck.

>>32070467
mommy...

>>32169670
Don’t forget that means you also need to satisfy 3 pent up Kurokamis as well

Is there any hag chuuba that would do this to me irl? Even the more dominant hag chuubas would probably end up being more submissive in the bed, femdom hags are kind of scarce..

Aki (((nosenthal)))

what is the personality of your ideal hagtuber

>>32183703
are you the hag wanna be chuuba? just bee yourself unless you're such a roastie with 0 personality

>>32183703
Mio and Botan

>>32183703
literally watame

>>32183703
Are you that SEA guy's mom? Anyway...I don't know, just pay attention to the chat and be amusing.

>>32182095
I want to see my cum come out of her nose after she blows me and can't possibly swallow it all.

What got you guys into hags? Was there something in particular, or did you just wake up and go "huh, all or most of the girls I like are hags..."

>>32194555
Nice digits, I've already explained how i got into hags before but incase you weren't there, in short i got along with older women more than women my age

>>32194617
I think I remember you saying that but not much details, yeah.

Bros I love Aki so fucking much AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32195441
Post some good pics of her and keep us alive

>>32194555

I've always been attracted to older anime women, especially milfs. It was only natural to start wanting to make my own milfs

>>32195546

For me, I think my love of cakes and hags and oneesans started when I complimented my cousin and called her pretty(I rarely ever saw her, and I was probably like 10), she picked me up, kissed me and spun me around in a hug. I've treasured the memory for like the last 25+ years now.

>>32196502
>My gf is 6 years older than me
I think that has something to do with my onee-san love

>>32196380
>sweaty half-elf hags
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>32196502
I guess I should mention my cousin was at least 10-12 years older than me.

>>32196768

Wait a minute....these threads are just an excuse to post fan art!

>>32197530
Well, would you like a picture of Botan staring directly at (You) for a change?

>>32198028
Very smoochable lips, thank you

well since i shared it in the other thread might as well share it here, have an edit i made for botan

>>32199146
I want to take a trip down to Botan's savannah...

>>32194555
Always liked women older than myself.
>>32196048
>"But I'm so old..."
I hate this line so much.

>>32196380
Imagine how sweaty her boobs get in the tight mocap suit.

>>32194555
Seeing everyone's mom come pick them up from the first day of kindergarten. It was the first time I felt attracted to anything. I wish one of them raped me.

>>32194555
I always found older women to be more attractive since younger girls nearly always had unbearable attitudes and how they acted was so off putting it was disgusting. Older woman's more calm and collected demeanor was more relaxing to be around. No drama conjured up from thin air.

>>32204000
>ponytail Aki
Rare but amazing, thank you

I really want to put my penis inside Aki

Married sheep uses breast pump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF42zHrdbsE

>>32205863

>>32183703
Fubuki and a mixture of Mio.

>>32208200
I am unironically furious that I can't have sex with her. I cannot stress enough how much I hate it.

I want to cook for hags, that's my dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Zo8n_2t_4

>>32209771
Imagine if she complements your cooking and praises you for improving on your cooking skills

>>32206003
Why

>>32210591
That's it I'm gonna member now.

>>32210591
Mommy asmr is back.

>>32209639

Hag on the hunt and ready to pounce.

>>32216455
She can eat me if she wants.

>>32216455
Oh no she caught me what do I do now
https://files.catbox.moe/29nm3u.mp4

>>32216455
>>32218838
This gives me a good idea for writing a story but I'm already procrastinating on writing another story about having sex with her on her heat

>>32218838
Well, clearly playing dead isn't gonna work.

>>32219216
Heat kemonomimi stories are the best

>>32219504
I already wrote a Botan heat sex story but it's not exactly a piece to boast about since I horrendously didn't break the paragraphs and it felt more like a pilot rather than actual story but I will try to improve next time

>>32219778
oh, which one? I haven't been at /wg/ lately

>>32220927
It's the one that involves doggystyle but I will link the rentry link if you can't be bothered to find it

>>32216455
Can you imagine what Botan is like when she's in heat?

>>32222160
Maybe the reason she's single is because people tend to not survive when she enters heat...

>>32222651
Acceptable Losses in completing the objective

World hard and cold

Hags soft and warm

>>32222651
Fuck me sideways sit on my face choco

>>32223412
After hearing her call herself my mother so many times, my balls have begun to shrivel when I see horny fanart of her. Please help.

>>32224138
Makes me harder, not sure what to tell you. Moms, aunts, and oneesans get me ROCK hard.

What did she do to deserve this?

Neenaur

>>32210847
Because it's hot

>>32224272
She keeps biting and nibbling in my neck and letting marks all over my neck

>>32222651
Hags are a very dangerous business. So many die to their mindless urges when in heat... How many shattered pelvises have been received due to a hag's desperation for children?

Is Ina close to being a hag? I can't remember.

As to quote Tim Rogers, I'd let her kill me.

>>32221839
Do you remember the name?

>>32224590
Would've been hotter if she showed how much she collected then sold it on an online auction site.

>>32226007
Shishiron on her heat

>>32079698
God I need a Nakamura Regura doujin of these three.

>>32219504
Just imagine, your kemo hag wife waiting for the moment you come home to pounce.

>>32230379
>fellow Regura enjoyer
I'd nut with force of a thousand suns if he ever made a doujin with hag chuubas. Even tho almost all his drawings suffer from a chronic case of sameface disorder.

>>32231100
holy sex

I need to give this hag children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI4Xt9MPO9M

>>32234351
Is it possible to give her enough children to finally exhaust her endless supply of stamina?

>>32209771
Rather than cooking, I want a hag to teach me how to make a proper cup of tea.

>>32237411
>Korone getting tail boners that life up her skirt and expose her butt involuntarily

I love elves

It's too hot to be wearing so many layers of clothing.

>>32245424
But this week has been cold enough for me to get out my blanket again. Though I would welcome the opportunity to cover myself up in the bed like a burrito with my favorite hag.

I just, I need to fuck aki and botan
It's simply insane that I have been born into this reality as a hag-loving penis owner yet I am unable to spend every waking hour of my life having sex with these incredibly erotic women, like what kind of cosmic torture is this? It's baffling, it's absurd. We should all have our own aki on this bitch of an earth.

>>32245997
Lucky, it'll probably be another month or two before I can do the same.

>>32070467
fuck aki

>>32246397
when everyman comes of age a botan or hag of choice should be delivered to their door to serve as their wife

>>32248502
I do every night
in my dreams

>>32245424
imagine how much underboob sweat she accumulates during your average summer day.

>>32199146
Pube sexo

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100872741
Would you still love your hag oshi if she went fully furry?

>>32251643
Im indifferent to furry art as long as its tasteful and not super weird fetish shit so furry Mio im 100% ok with

>>32251643
Imagine her long tongue dominating yours

How would you react if you saw your hag's real life appearance? Would it matter to you if they were ugly? What if they turned out to be male?

>>32251643
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!
At least it ain't full length like you'd expect out of a westerner's design of it

How many years until Sora is a hag?

I like hags a lot, but my actual oshi isn't a hag. Is that okay? Am I a traitor?

>>32254027
It...controversial.

>>32253827
Already have (she's gorgeous)
I've always been more of a voice guy
I'd feel betrayed

>>32253827
Most of us already have. And I love her more. Seing how jumpy and silly she acts really warms my heart
>>32254027
Sora has been a hag for a lot of years, she probably has the same age as Korone. But Soratomos will never accept this. We even got the general banned by a soratomo meido for some weeks

Reminder that we play against /morig/ at 2PM EST on Saturday

>>32254027
What this >>32259267 anon said. That would also allegedly make A-chan one.

>>32255866
My oshi isn't even close to being a hag either, but every other chuuba that I enjoy is a hag. It's fine.

>>32260202

>>32249670
Enough to collect them under one jar and drink it all

>Been edging for half an hour to hags
>Realize i'm almost 3 weeks into nofap
>Stop right before climax
God why am i such an idiot

>>32253827
>How would you react if you saw your hag's real life appearance? Would it matter to you if they were ugly?
I want young people to be disgusted when they imagine what happens in our bedroom.

>>32253827
>Would it matter to you if they were ugly?
Personality matters more than looks, by the time you grow older, you'll realize how true this is. Would happily settle for a calm and mature 4/10 rather than a menhera 8/10 who could implode at any given moment

>>32210742
I love sleeves armpit peek for some reason.

>>32104097
the breast size? yeah artists, desu

>>32084468
each hair drawn individually...

>>32084468
Really want to stuff my face in those pubes

>>32253827
I already know what she looks like and I think she's pretty. Besides looks fade with age and I'm not exactly Hollywood looking actor either.

https://files.catbox.moe/44i414.png

>>32274252
I feel like the navel is too high.

>>32199146
I wonder if you can make a pubic edit of this pic right here >>32274252

>>32110216
Why?

The lack of Iroha images here is disturbing.

>>32284341
She's a hag? Proofs?

>>32284341
As far as we know she's not a hag.

>>32275348
i will give it a try once i got some freetime, right now life is keeping me a bit busy and what little time i got i wanna watch divegrass this weekend

>>32275348
you know what, nevermind, came across a nice bush that was just in the right angle that i felt inspired to do it

https://files.catbox.moe/mc45wh.png

>>32129135
God her stripperific outfit is mucho sexo

>>32181901
Poor guy. Either he succumbed to being an absolute masochist, or now has pure hatred for women...

>>32286396
Nice, would be hotter grey imo

>>32194555
Hags... I love hags due to an unhealthy attraction to my single, asian, chubby step mother. And because the both of us are really close, I had the chance to interact with some of her friends and even went drinking with them once. Imagine what could have happened if I had been more bold that night. We were all plastered as fuck.

>>32259267
>We even got the general banned by a soratomo meido for some weeks

The absolute state

>>32287123
yeah but the grey bushes sadly got some issues with me getting them cropped out properly and i also got way less selection to choose from sadly. i also have not found a good way to recolor them so far.

>fapping to beardless women
Where's my hot dwarves at?

I will try to stop fapping to hags

Dont die hag

>>32295001
I love this artist
https://twitter.com/TouBOIAWByozGgN

>>32253827
I was a regular Mio watcher until I discovered how she looked like and I fell in love with her almost immediately. I would marry her in a heartbeat.

Lui

>>32300245
Anyone have that screenshot of Lui saying she wants to seduce young men or did my mind invent that?

>>32253827
It's not mattered to me at all. My oshi (Okayu) isn't a hag, and the most circulating pics of her aren't that flattering, but I didn't really feel anything when I saw them. I know it matters a lot to some people. If it were a male I'd probably be a bit disillusioned and turned away from vtubing.

VTLEAGUE 3 HAS STARTED
We play tomorrow
>>32291485

>>32253827
>Would it matter to you if they were ugly?
Not really.
>What if they turned out to be male?
I'd be impressed. Managing to not slip up with how much Flare streams is one hell of a feat.

Hag butts

>>32303866
I want to touch her tail

>>32303866
>>32305092

>>32286396
Based

https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1565495403596099584
Gentlemen, the hag also known as Pochi will bless us with better audio before dying.

Delicious hag water

Please cease your unnatural, sinful, perverse love of hags. It is not the way of a proper man. He should be in love with women between 18-26. Anything above 27 is simply vile.

Please, my brothers, renounce your love of hags and come be with young women as a proper man should be. Give up uour unhealthy perversions and leave all the hags to their fate.

>>32307559
Shut the fuck up Taiga. I WILL fly over to Japan and breed your owner untill she's pregnant with at least 10 kids.

>>32307559
But older women make me feel wanted and loved than what younger women do.

>>32307559
No.

>>32307559
I wonder who is behind this post...

>>32307559
The heart wants what it wants and it wants a life full of hags.

>>32303866
>You hag kemo wife will never prevent you from leaving bed with her tail
Why live though?

>>32308513
This is a funny picture.

What happens when we get to hag age bros?

hag bros did we play today?

>>32314256
You'll realise women in their early 20' are still mentally children. Ironic contradiction, you start to value education after you've finished your school life, yet best time to learn is when you are young and sitting over books is last thing you want to do. Same with women, best time to marry and conceive children is 18-25, yet it is the time when women are arguably most stupid and don't know what the fuck they want in life.

>>32255866
I am also a hagling! Hi buddy!
(Watafau so it's on topic)
>>32251643
Yes.
>>32253827
3D Asian women in their 30's and 40's are extremely hot though.
>>32307559
Make me.
>>32314256
I'm 34...

>>32093037
Missed this comment. Here it is, pal.: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99321053
Bonus uncensored: https://files.catbox.moe/qnhv41.png

>>32314256
you fuck kids

No matter the team hags keep winning

>>32314256
When you hit hag status you just get more depressed and lonely.
At least that's what its like with me. I just try and deal with it by taking my meds and thinking of my oshi.

>>32181901
God I wish that were me

>>32224272
she has a rash on her arm she keeps gnawing on

>>32314256
Well I believe one of "le internet" terms for that was always just being called a "wizard" but that's only if you're still a virgin by then. Other than that, idk myself....in general, I think people like us just grow more into our "old ways" as many of us hagbros probably act a lot older for our age. The amount of times I've been told I have an "old soul" is priceless...I think I'll probably achieve a subconscious dream of completely receding from the world and becoming a self sufficient hermit most of my life in my career

I need some art of aki with blonde pubes.

There are too many images for me to reply to them all. But know this - these hags NEED to stop shaving.

>>32320413
Need aki art in general. I want to breed her so badly

>>32314993
we play tomorrow