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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

Previous thread:>>31969810

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em.

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
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Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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Story recap! There... were no stories posted in the last thread.

>> No.32071548

>>32071498
What a shame

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

Polka goes hard, damn. Even threw in the fake shame at the end:>>31971814

This fucking brat needs to pay for her crimes already:>>31971814

I'm officially requesting Miku mindbreak. Pekora finally gets sick of Miku's Homolive shit and traps her in a room with sex starved Nousagis for a free conversion therapy session. Pekora watches, teases, mocks and finally masturbates from behind bulletproof glass in front of miku while she gets turned out in every hole as penance for 2 years of brrat shit. Bonus points for Casca-ization:>>31971814

Suisei asks you to explain what kissing is and demands you teach her about kissing first hand. Suisei hates you, but she slowly becomes addicted to kissing you and develops a fetish for mouth bacteria exchange after doing research to understand it better.:>>31974384

Nobunaga is forced to do a JAV stream despite hating the idea. The stream pulls in more numbers than ever before, so the company forces her to do it again and again. Eventually she becomes void of emotion due to it and the JAV isn't as fun so she is graduated. Hololive offers a helping hand and she thinks it's a ray of light in her life but now all she does is have sex with circus animals:>>31975110

UOH prompt:>>31978216

Ina trying to resist her urge to breed the other members of her generation even as they unknowingly rile her up more and more:>>31987191

An anthology of Polka making basic mistakes during dangerous circus acts and brutally dying each time, such as falling from a tightrope or being eaten by a tiger:>>31997586

Wafting the scent of Mio's burrito shits after releases a torrent of effluence into your apartment's bathroom as she buries her head into her arms out of embarrassment, then pinning her down and slurping the brown elixir out of her plumbing directly next time she runs for the bathroom.:>>32033936

Tokino Sora easing you into having nice, wholesome sex with her.:>>32045839

A fic about Miko crushing Suisei's balls after discovering she's a guy.:>>32052834

>> No.32071737

>>32071655
Is this necessary?

>> No.32071976

>>32071737
No, but it's helpful. I often miss some prompts, or forget ones posted early last thread.

>> No.32072699

>>32071737
I mean it does unironically cut down on prompts from last thread getting reposted into the next which is pretty helpful given that the thread goes through one in a day right now.
It's kind of superfluous if the threads last more than that but it's useful when we're forced to zoom to survive due to board stuff.

>> No.32073115

>>32071498
/wg/ reclining once again. It's truly the end.

>> No.32073385
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>>32073115
Reclining means people are writing at least. Speaking of which I should be doing that

>> No.32074143

If I wake up a bit I'll write something. Got a good idea for another short chapter, just need mental energy to write it.

I also might do the Tokino Sora prompt from last thread

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>>32071447
Okayu gets stuck. The dog comes home and decides to take advantage of the situation.

>> No.32075204

>>32075136
What is Korone penetrating her with?

>> No.32075264

>>32075204
You filthy fucking pervert, I meant she takes advantage of the situation by eating all of the Ben & Jerry's Funky Monkey in the fridge.

>> No.32075394

>>32075264
She should eat Pekora's funky monkey instead.

>> No.32075655

>>32075204
Her diggy doggy dick.

>> No.32075789

>>32075655
https://litter.catbox.moe/xdeesv.jpeg

>> No.32075842

>>32075789
Nice crossover

>> No.32078249

>>32071353
So, this is how /wg/ dies.

>> No.32078310
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What do you wish to see from a NTR fic?

>> No.32078415

>>32078310
Rushia getting fucked by a party other than the audience

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>>32078310
This but it's addressing you instead of her superchatter

>> No.32079341

>>32079098
Her thighs, ground and stomach are drawn exceptionally well, there. So soft...

>> No.32080127

>>32078310
Honestly interested in seeing smut prose about Netorase as the guy shilling their porn subgenre here has me interested in seeing a good prose execution of the genre. No not because of the actual smut, but because I'm interested in seeing if it can actually be done good.
>>32078415
Didn't we get that in the Rushia NTR greentext fic?

>> No.32080190

>>32080127
>Didn't we get that in the Rushia NTR greentext fic?
Do you think that invalidates it from happening again?

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>> No.32080364

>>32079098
>>32079341
The image set is really good and the fact it made so many people seethe is even better. Wish there was more of this kind of art, there's barely any NTR Holo art and it's usually Noeflare

>> No.32080521

>>32079341
>ground
Groin. How did I fuck that up?

>>32080364
>image set
Is there actually more to it than just the 4 panels?

>> No.32080718

>>32080521
No it's just the 4 images from twitter unless the artist is making something extra I don't know about. Allegedly the set came out from the artist getting horny over the diea of chuuba NTR.

>> No.32080987

>>32080364
My only issue with it is Rushia would never openly ntr her viewers on purpose like that. Picking a western vshojo would make more sense for this sort of thing.

>> No.32081007

>>32071548
We need some new blood to join, all of the old guard have either left or are too busy to write.

>> No.32081234

>>32080987
Anon do you really think that artist researched anything about Rushia other than the parasocial viewers that felt cucked thing?

>> No.32081437

>>32080987
t. cucked fandead.

>> No.32081592

>>32081437
I simply care about characters being represented correctly

>> No.32081654

>>32081592
Yeah, sure you do.

>> No.32081934

>>32080190
Not much point now.
Her getting fired effectively means she's just the character now which basically means use her as is as the crazy/obsessed necromancer girl or pull on drama that still isn't cold enough to call history, with maybe some room there to use her as "the dead one".

>> No.32082083

>>32081934
Well she's still get dicked down off camera as Nazuna so it's still relevant.

>> No.32082084

>>32081934
>still isn't cold enough to call history
Yeah, that's the best part and is more than enough "point" in itself. Not that there needs to be a "point" for art to exist.

>> No.32082130

>>32082083
>Well she's still get
Disgusting fucking indog.

>> No.32082355

>>32082130
Rent free

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>>32081934
History is doomed to repeat itself. And I'll be there to watch it happen.

>> No.32082726

>>32082084
I mean feel free to write it yourself anon.
It's still at the point where it's still rather distasteful for me personally, but don't let me stop you.

>> No.32082877

>>32082637
Will fancucks, or whatever they call themselves now, kill themselves when another leak happens?

>> No.32082918

>>32082637
Fucking kek. It'd be a really smart idea for her to start branching out into English comments like this on twitter, because EOPs will latch onto fucking anything and the fact her regular streams are still in Japanese means EOPs will be too stupid to know when they've been cucked.

>> No.32083638

>>32082918
Sounds like you haven't heard the last incident. Rushia told her fans that she was planning on doing a male collab after talking with some guy off stream, and didn't want to share it to not upset fans. The EOP fans filled the chat with support for the collab as you'd expect.

>> No.32084439

>>32083638
Fancucks just keep losing, huh.

>> No.32084617

>>32084439
Sounds like they keep winning. They are a "I like to watch" type. Unless you mean the poor unicorns stringing along through tears of blood. Well, then yeah. They are fucked

>> No.32084894

>read any almost kronii story
>she's portrayed as a cuckquean
Why

>> No.32085461

>>32084439
I think it’s a testament to how little male collabs actually matter. /vt/ always makes big deals about them but if there are people who will continue supporting Nazuna this far in, there always will be.

>> No.32085665

>>32084894
Do you mean on /here/, on clockgen, or on ao3?
Because I do not remember a Kronii cuckquean fic

>> No.32086060

>>32085461
It's upsetting how little we matter.

>> No.32086312

>>32086060
yeah, you'll be seeing a lot more of that once you're in your twenties

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>>32086312
?

>> No.32086698

>>32086060
Pay up, paypig.

>> No.32087222

So any of you actually want to write an NTR fic or is this just the usual thread gossip?
Secondary question, are there any good NTR fics even outside chuuba fics that might be good reference to start stealing ideas from?

>> No.32087840

>>32087222
I don't write. That's what you idiots are for. You'll sit here while I laugh at you and continue making free stuff for me anyway.

>> No.32087948

>>32087222
I was actually working on an NTR fic but it felt incredibly bland because it wasn't smut which is outside my field. I might try again but with smut but I'm not sure I'm cut out for this genre

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>>32087840

>> No.32089023

>>32087948
Yeah NTR is one of those things where the writing needed for it is noticeably different for writing in art/doujin compared to writing it in prose. Especially since the three usable points of view kind of have different appeals. With the cuck pov being for masochistic pain, the target pov being for cheating sex/corruption, and the bull pov for the 'stealing' aspect.

>> No.32089574

>>32087222
Lean as hard as you can into the NTR aspect. Try to make it inflammatory, like writing it in second person and having the woman and her bull laugh at (You). Those are the most interesting NTR fics.

>> No.32090137

>>32089574
What, something like /trash/'s blacked or ntr captions?
Those always felt like they leaned way too hard on the fetish that they become melodramatic, like I know that in essence this IS a fetish fic but leaning into it that hard just seems to sacrifice writing quality for fetish reasons.

>> No.32090564

>>32090137
No, actually, not like those - as you've said, those really give up quality of writing for the sake of fetish appeal. Honestly, I can't think of a better piece of NTR media I've consumed than Rushia NTR, which really deserves a better name. It's quality smut, but has this wonderful air of cheek to it, a feeling that is only strengthened by the context it was written during.
Come to think of it, rather than an NTR fic it feels more like a satire of parasocial relationships.

>> No.32091003

>>32090564
I wouldn't go that far in praising that fic, the actual strength of that fic is the two parallel conversations occurring without actually leaning hard on the NTR cuck angle (at least directly). This adds an extra spice to the smut that enhances it to be more than the sum of its parts.
Though I will say it is our best 'NTR target' pov fic in terms of pure smut; in terms of plot and impact 'Sad Genuine Smile' kind of has it beat.

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Do you ever feel like your writing peaked in season 2 and you are now in season 7?

>> No.32092433

>>32092071
Not really. Whenever I look back at my older works all I can think about is how I could have done it better.

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>>32092071
Sort of. My writing quality has become far, far better than what it used to be, but now I don't have as much fun with it. When I first started out I wasn't thinking too hard about what I wrote and just wanted to write crazy adventures with chuubas. Now I can't help but meticulously plan everything and think too hard about what my story is going to be like.

>> No.32092672

>>32092071
Nah, mostly because I still have all of my teenager writing in a folder and I can still see I used to be way worse.

>> No.32092794

>>32092559
I used to be completely filled with emotion and just open the thread and spill out thousands of words on a whim. Now I can't even get past 200, no, I can't even decide what I want to write. My writing has gotten better but that's all there is to it. Where is the soul...

>>32092433
>>32092672
I figured as much. I need the happy pills... time to book an appointment I guess

>> No.32093323

how are those word counts looking, boys?

>> No.32093330

>>32092794
Maybe you need to leave chuuba fic behind and write something fun instead.
This should be a hobby, and hobbies should be fun.

>> No.32093599

>>32093330
Nah I'm just having a menhera attack again writing still seems fun to me but I can't do it anymore I just need motivation I just need _____fffff_fuck this

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Like the phases of the moon

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>>32093599
Watch some chuubas. Read something. Listen to music you enjoy. The motivation will come in time.

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>>32093599
Honestly either take a break from writing, or write something else for a bit and just throw your wips into a folder you can't see too easily. Maybe the weight of 'obligation' is weighing down your creativity.
>motivation
picrel

>> No.32094273

>>32094035
Gonna have to sort out those motivation swings for professional life, son. We all gotta do things we don't want to do.

>> No.32094504

>>32094231
It's not writing it's not just writing it's not enough I just wanted to be

>> No.32094994

I will sleep

>> No.32095213

>>32094994
Sleep tight.

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Dog

>> No.32095379 [DELETED] 

would a heated hellhound penis be crimson with a slight glow to it or glowing red orange

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Filthy mongrel

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Sexy

>> No.32095452

>>32094035
I want to bury my face in that ass and breathe in through my nose until all the blood in my body is fully oxygenated by Haachama's scent

>> No.32095456

would a heated hellhound penis be crimson with a slight glow to it or glowing orange

>> No.32095483
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Sexy Oni

>> No.32095534

>>32095456
Orange. Red isn't a color of heat

>> No.32095703

>>32095456
Sticky, really hot, but otherwise fleshy and red like a normal dog's penis

>> No.32095863

>>32095483
>that hint of bare ass
uoh…

>> No.32095918

>>32095534
>>32095703
well there goes my easy way out

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>>32094206
This is what I've been doing. It's been a long dry spell, and whenever I do try to write my progress is excruciatingly slow. It also doesn't help that the scene I'm working on is hard to get right, so I've locked away my WIPs for a while and done some VOD catch-ups, like watching various holos play through Yakuza 0. Subaru's P4G streams and Rosemi's GTA:SA streams have been therapeutic too. I guess motivation is like a refilling supply, sometimes you've gotta take a break to let it replenish.

>> No.32099036

>>32094035
I want to sit on the back of her thighs and just hotdog that fat ass until I cum all over it and the small of her back.

>> No.32099495

>>32095483
I think you meant to say, "Tasty Oni".
Just look at those thighs. I'm already salivating.

>> No.32100320

>>32095456
Crimson with glowing veins

>> No.32100830

>>32095456
Its cum should be uncomfortably hot to the touch.

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>>32093323
Pretty good. 1k words a day looks like a good progression for a noobie, I got a kiss scene down and solo female masturbation

>>32095246
God her soft, slimy, pale skin is so hot. Cone on who wants to build the Ina mythos with me

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>>32094035
Not even into chubby girls but fatchama does something for me.

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>>32095246
Ina is korea huh? I didnt realize. Do you think she shaves her ass or is she full blooded korean? I would like to point out this woman is absolutely, completely clothed and not one millimeter of her butthole or cunny is visible janny. You know the hair just bothers you because of its superior lewdness.

>> No.32101798

Please do not write any more fics involving Kronii. She has put a moratorium on all shipping. Thank you.

>> No.32101918

>>32101798
This can't be real.

>> No.32101978

>>32101798
I don't think Kronii has been any in fics made here in ages so...and even then
>Shipping chuubas with anyone else
Wrong. All are shipped with my dick alone.

>> No.32102016

>>32101798
/infinity/ in shambles.

>> No.32102222

>>32101798
Her saying that after having a fanfiction reading stream is pretty hilarious

>> No.32102262

>>32100830
it'll be hot but I'm writing that Choco can handle it because she's a demon

>> No.32102282

>>32101740
Nice pic! See ya later.

>> No.32102327

>>32102262
That's cool, it'd be major uncool if it was scalding hot and Choco started screaming in agony when the hellhound busts a fat one in her

>> No.32102548

>>32102327
that actually sounds fucking hot anon.

>> No.32102655

>>32102016
Pretty surreal seeing them affected the most. Now I really want a Gura x Tempus collab.

>> No.32102795

Everyone who isn't a total menhera understands the boys are better than the gals anyway. Brotubers for life

>> No.32102969

>>32102282
Oh I was already posting from a new IP anon, after all I predicted in the post itself that the guy who watches this thread obsessively would delete it because hes a sexist who believes women shouldn't have body hair.

>> No.32103076

>>32101155
Fatchama doesnt even make sense.
anyone who's been down the rabbit hole knows 3D Hachama looks like 2D Rushia

>> No.32103265

>>32102655
Gura is too savvy, she'll only get caught on a group collab. It'll be enough, though

>> No.32103274

>>32102969
They shouldn't. I am literally more open to oversized spider sex than I am your disgusting, smelly hair fetish.
Not your bogeyman, by the way.

>> No.32103799

>>32103076
It's just based off her food streams and habits of talking about food. Either way, I'd happily abuse every inch of that fatty for my various sexual fetishes.

>> No.32103930

>>32101798
/u/fags on suicide watch

>> No.32104050

>>32101798
>>32102655
I can already guess what happened but can someone explain the backlash? Did they legitimately ruin a stream over this?

>> No.32104141

>>32104050
collab happened
schizos seething and falseflags leaking out of /here/ and into youtube comments and twitter, although not as intense obviously
same ol same ol

>> No.32104420

>>32104141
She deleted the stream though must've been intense.
I dont watch my favorite girls collab with men either but that's mostly because I believe men should get real fucking jobs, I dont know why these people go to streams they dont want to watch.

>> No.32104751

>>32104420
I mean "not as intense" in the same way that a submachine gun is "not as intense" as a chain gun

>> No.32104780

>>32104420
>I believe men should get real fucking jobs
Why would anyone get a """real job""" if they have the opportunity to stream like this lot does? Are you crazy or just jealous?

Don't answer that, I think I know which.

>> No.32105565

>>32104780
This. Utterly delusional. If I could get money by just hanging out and being a bro, I absolutely would.

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>>32104780
It does bug me a little when the talents complain about streaming like it's manual labor.

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>>32105705

>> No.32105767

>>32101798
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1564866976031580161

She seemed to walk it back a little, but I feel like this happens pretty much anytime she makes a statement on something since she never words it right in the moment.

>> No.32106044

>>32105752
;_;

>> No.32106201

>>32104780
Streaming is low effort easy money shit, and I would honestly want to kill myself every day if I was a HasanAbi. Every fucking day I woke up I would know I was eating because some loser I dont know gave me a 5 dollar tip because I pandered to his political opinion and told him what he wanted to hear. I would have imposter syndrome to the point I would graduate from it. I guess I'm just one of the last generations that remember growing up before pewdiepie and markiplier made this lifestyle "the dream".

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>>32106201
>I would have imposter syndrome to the point I would graduate from it.
Sounds like you're just an insecure little manchild. You have no say in how fools and their money are parted, and no right to think you do. The fact you're preaching morality shows you've never done it tough, else you'd have some empathy for people who have made it into this cushy, exclusive position that most others'd dream to be in.

>> No.32106822

/wg/ - Writing General

>> No.32106898
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32106898

watame fluff onegai I am starving over here

>> No.32107135

>>32106898
Me in the foreground.

>> No.32107180

>>32106898
What about a fic where you see Watame crying, approach her from behind, hug her tight then suplex her straight into a pin. Winning you the match and her belt.

>> No.32107525

>>32107180
Sounds glorious

>> No.32109622

bump

>> No.32109714

>>32107180
I think she'd just fucking die.

>> No.32109759

>>32109714
That's not very nice.

>> No.32109847

>>32109714
She gets eaten alive all the time. She’ll get better.

>> No.32111494

>>32109847
The gift that keeps on giving, akin to Subaru's liver.

>> No.32111512

>>32106582
The only person I can respect for streaming is someone literally fucked by life like ironmouse, the rest of your comment makes no sense and I can prove it.
>The fact you're preaching morality shows you've never done it tough,
I could tell you about my life anon but I have nothing to prove to you. Nobodys life is so nice that anyone gets out of "doing it tough". Humanity took in suffering with the Adam's apple.

>else you'd have some empathy
Maybe you're right, hardship does bring empathy

>for people who have made it into this cushy, exclusive position that most others'd dream to be in.
This is when i realized you were joking. Having empathy for people who dont work for their money.

>> No.32111633

>>32111512
Idiot. They lucked into that cushy position, much like winning the job lottery. You can be an envious little shit or you can be happy for their success, and it's pretty obvious which you are.

>> No.32111864

>>32111494
What does foie gras taste like? I want to write this fic.

>> No.32111977

>>32111864
Bitter, chalky, slightly like a sweet fried chicken in one bit then in the next very bitter. Leaves a funny aftertaste in your mouth

>> No.32112029

>>32111512
Humanity took in suffering with the Adam's apple is actually a good line. I'll have to use that.

>> No.32112211

>>32111864
Exceptionally soft to the tongue; as you might expect of a deliberately fattened liver, it is ridiculously rich. I've only ever had it once and it wasn't to my taste. At least, not alone, but I also believe it'd be a waste to let other flavours dilute the gastronomic experience. I think it's worth trying once if you ever get the opportunity.

>> No.32112298

>>32111977
I wouldn't have ever described foie gras as bitter or chalky. It was almost like butter, and you could mash it against the roof of your mouth if you desired. Kind of like a meaty, fatty mousse.

>> No.32112382

>>32112298
My experience was wildly inconsistent, one bite was very bitter the next strangely sweet.

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>>32112211
It's banned where I live.

>> No.32112532

>>32112399
I'm not surprised. I've rather mixed feelings on the subject myself. I only learned about how it was produced after the fact...

>> No.32113288

>>32071353
I do not care for Irys.
Any interesting fics of her.

>> No.32113414

>>32112532
How is it different from how any other kind of meat is made?

>> No.32113525

>>32113288
There are two fics of hers that I think we're pretty good.
The first is "La goblina" (which only exists in the hard archive backup as the original doc got deleted) is a funny fic that runs with the 'irys is ugly' concept.
The second "What happens in the hot springs, stays in the hot springs" which is probably the best smut she's gotten, and it's in a long form greentext.

>> No.32113719

>>32113414
Because the animals endure prolonged suffering in its creation

>> No.32114385

>>32111512
What >>32111633 said. They got lucky like the lottery. If I won a bunch of cash I certainly wouldn’t continue working and it’s the same with these guys. They were able to land themselves an easy job that pays their bills. I’m slightly envious, of course, but I would do the exact same in their position. There’s no reason not to.

>> No.32115022

>>32092071
Definitely not. I actually feel like I'm finally starting to come into my own as a writer. I'm finally figuring out how to write character arcs. I'm finally figuring out how to write a tight plot. I'm finally figuring out how to execute interesting ideas with some degree of finesse.

Every story I improve bit by bit and I love to see it. I definitely haven't peaked yet, feels more like I just tapped into my real potential as a writer.

>> No.32115040

>>32114385
The thing is, most male streamers I dont mind existing are actually streamers+ their professional career.
A chess grandmaster turned streamer. A professional ESports player. An author. A mangaka. Someone who at least makes and shills their own music.

But a guy like Hasan who makes 5 dollars taking a piss and leaving master chef running for the kids, I would absolutely hate myself because everything everyone would have to say about me would be right.

>> No.32115121

>>32115040
>everything everyone would have to say about me would be right.
No, it wouldn't be. You only think they're right.

>> No.32115271

>>32115040
Look man, I think this is just one big complex you’ve cooked up in your head for you and you only. If someone lives their life differently from your ideals, that’s not your problem, nor should you make it your problem.

>> No.32115604

>>32115040
You would also have to watch out for the Candyman.

>> No.32116056

Today's episode of /wg/

"The Gang Debate Streaming Ethics"

>> No.32119256

CLEAR

>> No.32119835

>>32116056
Do any chuubas watch Always Sunny?

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>>32071393
First Train and Kafka Stop Ten: I Am A Prisoner/I Am A Skunk/I Am Humiliated


https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSAo810j4_vkFkigW0lV5GQ9H0yz9JJvJdZhxN8z8FM62QwTKRRCfODqQ57qkG-ICPShY7bvZ9PBakg/pub
tags: anthology, multiple chuubas, abuse, dark themes

None of these stories were long enough to earn their own stop so I decided to combine the three. I hope you enjoy, it's another Punished Mel episode.

>> No.32122105

>>32115040
If someone calls you a faggot anon, do you just automatically believe them? Why would you believe them when they say you're an asshole for the job you work?

>> No.32122947 [DELETED] 

I'm rubbing my dick right now, guys. Does that turn anyone on?

>> No.32124007

>>32120783
Who the fuck refers to haato as akai? No seriously everyone calls her haato, haachama or haato + honoriffic. (Referring to the second paragraph here)
Also a typo I noticed, Towa calls Mel "sMel"
Overall these were rather weak parts compared to the first few Mel chapters.
Kinda wondering why you're still making more Mel chapters if you've scrapped your plan to spin this off as its own fic as I thought the intent to keep Mel as only an anthology character was to not have to do the buildup needed if it was a full story and just have strong/interesting stories/chapters. Though I guess 'because you wanted to' is a valid explanation Even if the Mel chapters are suffering because they're kind of in a weird place in between being independent interconnected stories, and chapters.

>> No.32125184

>>32124007
>Also a typo I noticed, Towa calls Mel "sMel"

That was intentional. Mel/smell, yeah?

>why more mel

I guess it is just because she's right for certain sections of the story. Maybe I'm just a bit infatuated with Mel at the moment, been watching her quite a bit lately so she's very fresh in my mind. I'll try switching things up a bit.

>> No.32125188

>>32122947
No

>> No.32125374

>>32122947
Nope. It's actually repulsive

>> No.32125822

>>32125184
I'm gonna be honest with you I thought it was a typo due to the spelling. Yeah I now get that it's a pun but there has to be a better way to spell that which doesn't look like a typo.
Maybe Smell?

>> No.32126056

Fuck... seeing Ayame in a yukata did things to me. Her design is so good. Why can't she stream?

>> No.32126150

>>32126056
Seeing her in a yukata honestly got me more hype for the rrat Ayame fic.

>> No.32126203

>>32125822
I will see it changed then

>> No.32127134

>>32125188
>>32125374
Pair of fucking spoilsports, aren't you.

>> No.32127300

>>32127134
How? This isn't the place for ERP bullshit. Go fuck off somewhere else.

>> No.32127320

>>32127134
I'm not gay

>> No.32127460 [DELETED] 

>>32127300
What is it the place for, then? Because if the last few thousand threads are any indication, it sure isn't for writing. How about you stop running your mouth and put it to use sucking my dick?

>> No.32128039

>>32078310
Lighthearted netorase.

>> No.32128731
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> kronii laughed at her first male collab harder than at any point of her career
It's like the cuck fics write themselves

>> No.32129516

>>32128731
>Hates men
>Follows hyperfeminist Twitter Accounts
>Laughs with men in collab
It's more like the angst fics write themselves. Coming back from work and taking a shower whilst stewing in fucking hate.

>> No.32129525

>>32128731
Life is funny that way.

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>>32128731
>>32129525
Forgot pic.

>> No.32129909

>>32129516
>Follows hyperfeminist Twitter Accounts
This isn't happening on main... right?

>> No.32130047

>>32129909
depends on whether you consider her hololive account to be her "main"

>> No.32130143

>>32129516
Wait, that's not a bad idea actually. A story that's not about shipping, romance, NTR or anything like that. Just an angsty story about a woman who has been indoctrinated into radfeminism and lesbianism suddenly interacting with men, seeing with her own eyes that they're not the monsters she thought they were, and being conflicted as what she's learned goes against everything she knew. With emotional breakdowns not being required but welcome nontheless.

>> No.32130718

>>32129516
She's genderfluid. What that means is that one moment she may hate men and the other she may like them. It's nothing we didn't know, this behavior isn't new.

>> No.32130720

nothing involving radfem is ever a good idea

>> No.32130816

>>32130718
What that means is she's a fucking nutjob.

>> No.32130892

>>32130816
We don't need bigots like you in our hobby.

>> No.32130967

>>32071447
Lamy wakes up after her drinking collab next to Lui and both are naked. How does Lamy get out of this very awkward situation?
If they had sex or not is up to you

>> No.32131038

>>32130892
You came on way too hard, gave yourself away immediately. Should've gone with a loaded question instead

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>>32130967
We already know they played with each other's nipples. That's boring. Now the Haachama and Miko off collab? That's spicy.

>> No.32131248

anyone here can write some snuff fics?
i'm a big fan of M935694 works and would like to see somes with holo/niji girls

>> No.32131282

>>32130047
If it's not on the ouro tranny twitter account it doesn't exist. I don't need to care about le ebin roommate bullshit when just like Mori and Sana she already has a terrible in-character personality.

>> No.32131474

>>32131282
NTA but Kronii can't exactly say "I hate men" in her main main because it's unprofessional much like Irys can't yell she's "SUPER straight" because Cover wants that yuri baiting cash

>> No.32131541

>>32131063
>sharing a bed is spicier than stimulating each other's erogenous zones
???

>> No.32131578

>>32131248
Does being eaten inside out by insects count as snuff?

>> No.32131643

>>32131578
Kek

>> No.32131652

>>32131541
Did you not see Miko getting flustered at Haachama getting too close to her and then they discussing getting it on together?

>> No.32131711

>>32131248
I'd say ask /meat/ but they're still at an identity crisis on whether they want to be in an identity crisis between being R18G vtuber general and/or chuuba cannibalism shock fics. So I don't think there's a fetish thread that can cater to you...
I half remember pekofag saying he's willing to write snuff smut on commission so he may be willing to write one if you pay him.

>> No.32131876

>>32131711
Did he really? Where?

>> No.32132333
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>>32126150
I've set the story in (northern hemisphere) autumn and plan to have a regular vanilla date as a finale, but maybe I should wind the clock back and make it a summer festival date with yukata Ayame instead.
Speaking of, I fucking love traditional Japanese clothes so much, the latter half of the live was great. I wasn't a huge fan of the swimsuits because it felt out of place for them to be on a concert stage, but Polka dancing was good.

>> No.32132401

>>32131876
This was from literally months ago but I think he said it sometime after the release of one of the 'Bunny Trap's though I only half remember this due to a semi-recent archive dive I did to look for ideas.

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Man, the reason I only visit /wg/ is to shelter myself from the roommate shit that's rampart on this board and now you guys are bringing it here. Just go literally anywhere else for fuck's sakes.

>> No.32133085

>>32132983
I wanna fuck this cerberus

>> No.32133153

>>32132983
They gotta doxxshit everywhere they can. They're too retarded to stop. Remember that Kronni did a THING and thus it'll be like this for a week.

Now post more smug involving ELVES

>> No.32133451

>>32133153
>smug involving ELVES
Uh....
>>32071447
(You) are a slave taken in battle by the snow elves of the north, there you face a terrible existence under your cruel master Lamy. Until one day you discover her terrible secret, she's only a half elf.
What do you do?

>> No.32133544

>>32132983
Pet the dog.

>> No.32133702

>>32132983
Only two people have mentioned the massive concert that just happened, I think that should give you a good idea of what /wg/ prefers to talk about.

>> No.32133804

>>32133702
> generic idolshit concert #1140
> thousands of fans getting cucked as they watch the person they love being stolen by a male after 3 years of discussion of this sort of scenario being the tipping point to the death of Hololive
I wonder which will be discussed more

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>>32133153

>> No.32134165

>>32134048
Well shit that's got me diamonds now. Everything about it is perfect especially the ear shift.

>>32133451
Now that's a tough question. Is her cruelty a way overcompensating for being half elf or because she's just really a hard S

>> No.32134178

>>32133804
Why do you want to discuss this on a writing thread?

>> No.32134275

>>32133804
>vtuber content
>doxxshit and whining about a non-GFE vtuber that you should’ve seen this coming for, all while screaming “THIS IS THE END OF HOLOLIVE” for the thousandth time despite this exact scenario happening multiple times.
I know what SHOULD be discussed more. Since when has Kronii had this many unicorns anyway?

>> No.32134331

>>32134275
Every single EN besides Bae had a fuck ton of unicorns.

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>>32133804
>>thousands of fans getting cucked as they watch the person they love being stolen by a male
>>the person they love
>Kronii
You have nobody to blame but yourself. Clockgen is a couple blocks down, go complain about it there.

>> No.32134468

>>32132333
Man have you considered just splitting it into chapters? Seems like it's gonna be a bit too much just releasing as a one-shot.

>> No.32134539

>>32134410
He probably already got laughed out of there!

>> No.32135041

>>32133085
Does anyone here know her enough to actually write a fic with her?

>> No.32135081

>>32133085
>>32133544
You have no idea how badly I want to impregnate this strong strong cerberus bros, it's painful. Her accent and voice are pure sex.

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>>32134468
I've decided to only release stories in chapters if they're REALLY long, for a multitude of reasons, but I'll be splitting the whole thing into parts once it's finished for easier readability. Still though, this story has become longer than I initially intended, so releasing the first chapter might not be a bad idea.

>> No.32135286

>>32135041
I mean if no one knows how to write, no can really call you out if you write her wrong.

>> No.32135592

>>32135286
Anon, it's easier to call out what's wrong with a dish than make one yourself.
Anyone who knows Toko enough to read a fic about her is going to know enough to call out your bullshit if you can't get her right even if they can't exactly point out what Inui Toko should be like.

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>> No.32136077

>>32135592
Time to immerse myself in VODs.

>> No.32136148

>>32135255
Anon please don't tease us with a first chapter that takes months to get the rest finished. Just finish your damn fic first.

>> No.32137670

>>32135592
How much do you guys know about Toko then? I've been watching her streams recently but my limited nihongo is making a little hard to grasp the finer details of her. I do know she plays the straightman a lot.

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>>32137670
I know that she's cute.

>> No.32138875

>>32138203
I have a hamstrings fetish.
Is that unusual?

>> No.32139067 [DELETED] 

Am I allowed to drink Miosha's diarrhea yet?

>> No.32139146

>>32134048
S-stop looking at my like that Flare...

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>>32138203
That's a given

>> No.32139486

>>32135255
Looking forward to the first chapter! I don't see an issue with chapters as long as you plan to continue (and if you don't, we either get a chapter or nothing at all). Maybe the feedback will be helpful, too.

>> No.32140348

Eh, it's just chicken scratch but whatever. /wg/ could use more art, so I'm hoping more artists kick in from time to time.
https://files.catbox.moe/hkzyuo.png

>> No.32140639

>>32140348
It took me a minute before the horrifying realization of what this was came into focus.

>> No.32140763

>>32140348
Is this for bunny trap? (I wouldn't know since I haven't read it). Either way nice art anon.

>> No.32140866

>>32140348
Where's her nose?

>> No.32141022

>>32136148
As the biggest villain here when it comes to this, yeah, if you don't feel comfortable releasing a story in chapters, just take your time for the full product.

>>32140348
Bunny trap? Nice. Uoooh Pekochan milk...

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>> No.32145259

>>32139218
https://twitter.com/ziraikaitosann/status/1564972587901263872?s=21&t=9lkHGmQYsGcefrllA2igXw

UOHHH CERBERUS MILK IN MY COFFEE ONEGAI

>> No.32145939

>>32144053
>>32071447
picking up a half-feral Koyori in a post-apocalyptic setting and raising her as your murderous daughterwife

>> No.32146095

>>32145939
Gonna go the A Boy and His Dog route with Koyori.

>> No.32146166

Do you prefer to write cummed or came?

>> No.32146419

>>32146166
came.

>> No.32146424

>>32146166
I'm like 90% sure 'cummed' is never used unless the person is retarded

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AH WHERE WOAH CAGE

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>>32078310
>>32087222
>I missed the NTR discussion at work
Unfortunate.
>>32090137
I actually think there's nothing wrong with captions in concept. The reason most of the ones on /trash/ come off as weird to you is that the people over there just fucking suck at writing. They're incredibly melodramatic and self-indulgent, couldn't write natural-sounding dialogue to save their lives.

If you want a decent structural baseline for what makes a good NTR/S fic, the VN "Kashidashi Tsuma, Marina no Netorase Houkoku" by Atelier Sakura is one of the quintessential genre entries and is moderately widely known. Shouldn't have any trouble finding a rip. On a personal note, I like things getting a little more extreme, and that masterpost I made a while back contains better examples in various other forms of media:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRXcqGfE39q-034wxzLdySgvmlFmSRvUx775m-3kP0FyrYWyxwUfDj8kPiqQ3d2zS_WwW4x3gy0eZ_5/pub

>> No.32149924
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>>32145939
This but the entirety of HoloX as your daughterwives

>> No.32150189

>>32071447
Laplus was your wife but when she sealed her powers she forgot everything and thought she was your daughter.

>> No.32150376

>>32150189
And you're conflicted about it because you're still attracted to her but if you tell her she was your wife her seal will be undone

>> No.32150437

>>32135877
I hate this image

>> No.32150492

>>32150437
Why

>> No.32150990

>>32150437
Fag

>> No.32153349

>>32150492
>>32150990
cheeks full of semen is gross

>> No.32153463

>>32153349
It's very likely she's just putting the dick against her cheek. It's impossible to fill up a mouth with cum to that extent

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>>32133135
Do you people participate in threads like these or is there genuinely a whole entire other half of people who are into creative writing but don't care about /wg/?

>> No.32154492

>>32153463
It's also impossible to have sex with Matsuri since she's an anime girl. Doesn't stop them from drawing it.

>> No.32154623
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32154623

>>32154492
> he doesn't know

>> No.32154624

>>32154391
I don't venture outside this thread. If this thread is filled with infighting, then the rest of this board is a chaotic free-for-all

>> No.32154725

>>32154623
I obviously know about her roommate. But you couldn't fuck Matsuri, only her roommate.

>> No.32154843

>>32154725
Would it not be real if her roommate cosplayed Matsuri? Would you not be fucking THE Matsuri then? I find it hard to believe that you honestly don't think it is possible.

>> No.32155041

>>32154624
Do you think /wg/ will eventually die because of this mentality?

>> No.32155428

>>32155041
No

>> No.32155501

>>32155428
Sweet

>> No.32155620

>>32154843
She's definitely cosplayed as Matsuri before like how the actress for Jill Valentine put on her costume when her and her boyfriend fucked.

>> No.32155937

>>32155041
What mentality? Not leaving /wg/? Why would it?

Half the posts on this board are either shitposting, roommate gossip, drama and infighting over stupid shit. For the most part when we manage to stay on topic, we actually talk about chuubas or their stories, which is more than can be said for [>smug anime girl picture, time wasting question] thread number 1308399. I mostly like the fact that /wg/ is isolated from that, because all I want is to enjoy the kayfabe of the vtubers I like to watch, and ignore everything else. I don't give a shit about who said what on twitter or who was angry at who, I just want to sit down after a stressful day and watch cute girls doing cute things.

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>>32155620
Imagine... I can't even put it into words... imagine how amazing... how godly it would be to actually have sex like that. THE chuuba, dressed up as herself, playing herself, being herself. YOU get to fuck her, the character, but real. Millions of people who only fantasize about her to through their little screens, jerking off to art of it, maybe listening to Ringfit audio, BUT YOU get to tap that. It's too much man. GAAAH why wasn't I born a handsome Japanese man with good charisma who lives in the same area as one of them? It's not fair! This shit is why I want the future to be some sort of VR dystopian nightmare. I want to live my wildest dreams like that. This shit will never be possible for reasons outside my control. Hell, if VR doesn't happen I'll even turn to religion. That's how badly I want to get to fuck a chuuba cosplaying as herself. GOD PLEASE REINCARNATE ME SO I CAN FUCK MY OSHI

>> No.32156331

>>32156195
You still can, Anon, calm down! Just... find out where she lives, and go there. She doesn't have to have a say in the matter!

>> No.32156347

>>32156195
And the thought that there's someone out there who actually DOES get to live that fantasy. It's like dragging the knife in further. FUCKING LUCKY BASTARD AAAAAAAA I CAN'TTTTTT

>> No.32156408

>>32154843
This is pedantic and stupid

>> No.32156579
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>>32156331
Yeah but you wouldn't be able to marry her non consensually.

>> No.32156732

>>32156579
The topic was fucking her, not marrying her. Some things are simply out of reach.

>> No.32156735

>>32154843
That’s still just her roommate, except they’re displaying as Matsuri. Unless you can get an actual anime girl in the real world it won’t be Matsuri.

>> No.32156822

>>32156735
>displaying
Cosplaying, fuck.

>> No.32156827

>>32154843
>>32156735
Ah, the pragmatist and the perfectionist. A tale as old as time.

>> No.32156832
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Moon base in 2024... Humans in Mars in 2029... where does SAO-like VR simulations fit in this timeline? It can't come soon enough...

>> No.32156899

>>32156732
How do you cope with that though?

>> No.32156963

>>32156899
What, not being able to marry my oshi? The same way I cope with having no hope for winning the lottery. Some goals are too unrealistic for me to care about.

>> No.32157136

>>32156963
That, and the fact that my oshi Fubuki might actually be a pain in the ass for me to live with. Watching someone on a screen and living with them 24/7 in the same house are two very, very different things.

>> No.32157267

>>32157136
>Fubuki might actually be a pain in the ass for me to live with
Why's that?

>> No.32157318
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>>32156963
You could reasonably win the lottery, even though the chances are so abysmal it is hard to even conceptualize. But marrying your oshi? It's literally impossible. You'd have to learn Japanese, travel to Japan, become a Japanese citizen, somehow find her, all this before she finds someone or gives up on Vtubing.

>>32157136
Dude. That literally applies to everyone. Would you rather date that coworker who shows you her best self and has her own problems, or date your oshi who shows you her best self on stream but has her own problems? All humans have their own problems and you won't ever find that perfect one that doesn't, because it's not real. But given the choices, how would your oshi not be the better one?

>> No.32157726

>>32157318
The difference is anyone I meet in real life I can have a chance to talk with, to date, to figure out what kind of person I'm dealing with. I'll see a lot of her bad habits just by spending lots of time with her. Not the same for someone you don't get to interact with on stream. If my oshi showed up at my front door tomorrow and asked to marry me, I'd probably refuse, and ask to date first.

>>32157267
That's just speculation, not based on any evidence

>> No.32157861

>>32157726
I've been in abusive relationships before. Fuck it man. I wouldn't mind if my oshi beat me up like they did if I could fucking DATE MY OSHI. There's literally no better achievement for one's love life than to date the one they look up to

>> No.32157957

>>32157861
You ever hear the idiom "never meet your heroes"?

>> No.32158101

>>32157957
> KiarameetingPekora.jpg
Man, it's pretty simple. You're gonna have bad relationships no matter what. At least if the relationship is bad, it's with your oshi.

>> No.32158167

>>32158101
>At least if the relationship is bad, it's with your oshi.
That's not a good thing! That's WORSE than the alternative!

>> No.32158203

>>32157136
Going to the movies together, trading pokemon cards together, playing vidya together, watching anime together are bad things? I know she works a lot and might actually be married but having a Fubuki wife sounds like a literal dream come true.

>> No.32158206

>>32157861
As much I believe I would do and think the same, the novelty would eventually wear off. It always does and then you're just stuck in an abusive relationship with someone with significant influence.

>> No.32159700

>>32158167
How could it ever be worse?

>>32158206
The novelty always wears off. Love is a commitment. That's the thing. After a while it will wear off, but I'd rather it wear off and then I'm stuck with my oshi rather than some fucking random

>> No.32160074

>>32159700
>How could it ever be worse?
Just don’t get into an abusive relationship? Unless you’re into that.

>> No.32160227

>>32160074
I don't know. All my relationships have been abusive. So again I ask you. How the fuck would it being my oshi not be a better option?

>> No.32160595

>>32159700
Well, I think you're fundamentally damaged. Guess you just need to be burned to learn not to stick your hand on a hot stove. Not that you'll ever get the opportunity; this is purely academic.

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>>32157136
I think one of the reasons I don't really have major delusions about Korone is that by all accounts, we're actually eerily similar in some ways, which in this case doesn't amount to a good thing.

>Very shy around strangers
>Introverted, Okayu said she'd never be roommates with her because if she doesn't get her alone time she gets extremely cranky
>Selfless to a fault, always looking out for other people's sake and not so much her own

And then everyone says she's very, very well organized - which in this case we're total opposites because I'm a real slob. I like things well organized, I'm just too lazy to put in the time.

I love her in a platonic way, though I slip up sometimes when she really tugs at my heartstrings.

But given the chance? You bet you ass I'd try to make it work.

>> No.32161913

>>32161140
>I love her in a platonic way
Sounds like you're head over heels for her.
I wonder why you haven't written anything about fucking her in the ass, yet.

>> No.32162033

>>32160227
Because a non-oshi, non-abusive relationship is better than an oshi and abusive one.

>> No.32162093

>>32073115
I could post all my wedgie shit if you want

>> No.32162311

>>32162033
Is it? Everyone gets to have a relationship with a normal person, but not many get to have one with their oshi.

>> No.32162499

>>32162311
Unless you got some severe case of stockholm, I don't think they'd be your oshi for long if they constantly abuse you.

>> No.32162650

>>32162311
>Everyone gets to have a relationship with a normal person
Sounds like you haven't

>> No.32162698

>>32162499
It's like having a 100K yearly salary but in a job that makes you miserable. There's a trade off for everything. I really don't mind some abuse if means dating the woman of my dreams

>> No.32162708

>>32162499
He's just playing devil's advocate for the sake of it at this point, no longer worth considering

>> No.32163237

>>32162708
If you think for even a moment that I wouldn't trade everything to be in relationship with my oshi then you're pretty delusional, as am I. The last thing I want is a boring normal life, but it's the way things are going, so all I can do is fantasize I guess

>> No.32163472

>>32163237
>The last thing I want is a boring normal life, but it's the way things are going, so all I can do is fantasize I guess
Ok when you put it like that, I can kinda understand.

>> No.32164123

>>32071393
Hololive Myth gets wedgies
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P2XBJz47_WkeXnbVwa6gwQIL3s12EYQgTFEfOLAxdmo/edit

>> No.32164179

>>32161913
Korone's the only one he won't lewd, so he says..

>> No.32164229

>>32163472
I really can't. Why someone'd ever advocate for self-harm simply for the sake of a doomed relationship with someone you pedestalize is beyond me. These girls are meant to entertain, not be the object of worship. That's putting the cart before the horse.

>> No.32164855

>>32164229
Honestly this is coming from the fact that it's just something so drastically different from my current life that I could never see happening, is the reason why it seems kind of appealing. It's kinda like wishing for a zombie apocalypse (or any kind of apocalypse) sometimes. Sure it would fucking suck but it would completely uproot my boring ass life so that's already a huge plus in my eyes.

>> No.32164910

>>32164229
>I really can't. Why someone'd ever advocate for self-harm simply for the sake of a doomed relationship with someone you pedestalize is beyond me
Because people here don't have any relationship with any women? Like a couple threads ago, some anon said he can't raise a daughter because he would be "cucked". So, yeah, people here have a skewed view on relationships.

>> No.32165043

>>32164229
The oshi that I fell in love with still exists in that person. Even if the relationship is abusive as fuck, she is still there and I get to enjoy that.

>> No.32165589

>>32164910
>Like a couple threads ago, some anon said he can't raise a daughter because he would be "cucked".
I thought that shit was nothing more than shitpost? Do anons here seriously view any daughter like that?

>> No.32165708

>>32165589
I thought I explained it well enough?

>> No.32165921

>>32165708
If you’re not a shitposter, get off /r9k/ and start going outside. Because that shit is mental illness.

>> No.32166006

>>32165921
Have not seen any arguments that prove that having a son isn't the superior choice

>> No.32166146

>>32166006
It's not about having son or daughters, it's the fact that you think raising a daughter, and that daughter moving out and finding a husband and starting her own family, makes you feel like a "cuck".

>> No.32166255

>>32166146
Have you read the copy pasta?

>> No.32166351

>>32166255
I'm done talking to you, hope you seek help for whatever you have.

>> No.32166890

>>32164123
You forgot the tags.

>> No.32166923

>>32164179
Korone is hard to lewd to begin with

>> No.32167148

>>32166890
>>32166923
> writing thread being made
> suddenly someone tags two old comments
HMMMM

>> No.32167394

>>32167148
They're not that old, sunshine.

>> No.32167515

New thread
>>32166959

>> No.32167524

>>32167394
Unlike you, old man. Go home to your family

>> No.32167540

>>32167394
How can you be sure? There’s like 52 earlyfags this thread.

>> No.32167984

>>32167540
Just one - you.

>> No.32168122

The earlyfag isn't real, and even if he was, why does it matter?

>> No.32169538

If the earlyfag did not exist it would be necessary to invent him

>> No.32169946

SEA needs to be rangebanned

>> No.32171081

>>32168122
>The earlyfag isn't real
If he isn't real, who do we blame for our woes?

>> No.32171198

Luna rape

>> No.32171228

Futa too

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