/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32075820

>>32076117
>new op

>>32076461
>not a mp3 of a cow mooing
you disappoint me

>>32078142
yes

>>32079631
what's the matter, you don't like Mario Kart?

What am I supposed to look forward to now?

>>32094645
200,000

so i made a new account after not having done this for a while and forgetting my password and its saying I need to verify my email but im not getting sent the verification link. what do?

>>32098253
post "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK" in the thread and wait for him or trialdev to respond

>>32099401
ok then. um...
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>>32099718
email me and I'll verify you

>>32101909
alright cool i assume its just that nasfaq email so i sent it

thank ya

bump

sloop

Nothing but quality posts here

>>32107624
When the Kenzoku sleep, the thread is dead.

Kenzoku are asleep! Make actually good posts!

>>32108755
Does this count as a good post?

>>32109077
Good enough

>>32109456
I can agree to Kanatan posting

>>32110059
Kanata-posting will save nasfaq (real)

>>32110265
May Kanata bless this thread

I can't resist the urge to slam my dick inside kanata

>>32110393
Very cute Kanatan

Why are all hymen footfags I wonder

i'm jerking off to feet

>>32110413
I can't resist the urge to slam my dick inside Ms Zhonk

>>32110524
A cute and cool angel!

>>32110793
Very cool tenshi!

>>32111000
Not only is she cool, but she also rocks glasses!

>>32111169
Amazing!

>>32111303
Oops, forgot to post an image. Good thing you posted it for me!

>>32111478
And those white thighs, man! They are to die for!

>>32111561
Kanata's thighs game is strong, no matter the outfit!

>>32111653
They don't call her Perfect Posterior Tenshi for nothing!

>>32112022
I can definitely see why they do!

>>32112285
And can't forget about that delicious flat tummy (10/10 would lick)!

>>32112409
Kanata at the beach is great! She might even get her wings wet and need someone to dry them

>>32112667
She probably wouldn't be very happy about that!

>>32112752
Kanata's wings definitely make for good shots, wet or not!

>>32113134
True that!

>>32113353
I like them black too!

>>32113578
She also makes a cute devil!

>>32113681
Anyone who angers this devil (angel) will be in trouble!

what does this have to do with towa

>>32114057

>>32113863
They'll definitely have to pay!

>>32114057

>>32110059
>>32112022
>>32112752

>>32115259
But maybe seeing Kanata coming for them will make it worthwhile!

Thought this was THEKANATA thread

>>32116075
It can be for today!

>>32115984
Seeing Kanata is priceless!

>>32116787
Going to the beach and spotting two beautiful angels!

>>32117552
Oops, noticed Watame was there too

>>32117552
2 Kanatas!? Amazing!

>>32117790
And Luan too shit

>>32117994
No, kanata and (You)

uuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>32117994
Solo Kanatan is amazing, two is unimaginable!

>>32118948
Can there be too much Kanata?

>>32119304
People might heart attacks if they see several Kanata!

>>32120070
>Kanata performing CPR on you and breaking your ribs
Sounds good to me!

>>32120590
Would Kanata stay by your side until you recover?

>>32114057
kanata’s notoriety on nasfaq comes from leeching off of towa’s name to not buy towa

>>32120959
Maybe, who knows?

>>32120959
kanata will give you rest, permanently

>>32121369
>t. Salty Kenzoku

>>32121369

>>32121946
HAH

>>32122058
moot killed my transparency ;_;
https://litter.catbox.moe/d91ua5.webm

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>32122723
ohhhhhhhhhhh

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 11)
>IRyS :: $2,949.03
>Altare :: $1,990.01
>Mumei :: $1,969.03

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 63)
>Suisei :: -$25,471.24
>Gura :: -$22,233.74
>Mio :: -$13,647.83

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,079.24
Average Upward Adjustment is $930.10
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,779.28

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and lemme get a TowaRed.webm from the crowd.

>>32124004
>-$3,079.24
is this the lowest ever recorded? holy shit my liquid

>>32124247
Outside of bogration? I don't think so.

>>32124004
i got you bud

oooh impressively red. lovely red. red red red red

Market rebound denied

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How retarded am I?

>>32125261
buy some holo

>>32125369
buying some holo

holy fucking shit thats red

Ladies and gentlemen I have an announcement:
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A graph for Aki's shares and price evolution over August, counting funds. Her coin is currently in an Ayame state because she got covid and can't stream

so how much is the sub tick falling off going to fuck holocoins spike?

>>32128128
Not an unrealistic chance Holo gets a 2nd subtick.

More misleading charts

>>32129228
I might've been drinking.

>>32129325
Now do the 10 cheapest funds.

ah what the fuck

>>32129613
Not so fast there, bucko.
Gonna need to see your timeline pass.

>>32129947
thanks for the fix

>>32129613
This issue has been fixed, but there's a margin of error.
Let me know if you see any other errors like this.

>>32121838
but it's the truth

>>32130330
Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

>>32124247
lowest recorded for the days today till 11/24/2021 since adjustment data before that date aren't in bbb's sheet

>>32125261

>>32129325
that market slump really hit haachama hard

>>32131542
what the fuck are you doing anon

>>32132063
i have nothing to sell and no liquid so im selling what i can to get the most optimal out of the available x10s

Market schmoovin'

I see what Cute and Funny is doing, and I like it

>>32138136
A-are they even doing anything...?

>>32138519
They're doing great!

>>32138725
So it's actually "that", huh...

>>32138833
Yeah, it is quite amazing

>>32139228
Uhh, I think they stopped, though...?

>>32139783
They did it just today, so I hope they'll continue for a while We're talking about different things aren't we

>>32139876
Remind Me

>>32140295
Hello?! Liz reminder here, how can I help you?

>>32140266
But why do it in this way? There's a 50% chance that we are.

>>32140446
Remind me who this? New phone, btw

>>32140461
I think it's just for fun We definitely are lol

>>32140894
Fair enough. We are?

>>32140537
This is Liz from Fate/Grand Order

>>32141003
I'm actually uncertain about whether we're talking about different things now

what the fuck are you guys talking about?

>>32141039
Yep, never heard that name

>>32141190
I've been completely lost for the past 2 posts, desu

>>32141411
I was talking about Cute and Funny buying 1 Aki share a day. What were talking about?

>>32141599
I thought they only started buying a few hours ago with 1 share/cycle... I completely misread context clues

>>32141899
Oh, so we were actually speaking about the same thing, just a little different. I haven't figured out how to automatize translating API calls into Excel yet, so getting data each hour is beyond me for now though

>>32142235
I mean, I can't blame you. I probably wouldn't be able to do API calls manually, if I tried.

>>32142802
Well, figuring it out is part of the fun with this kind of things

>>32143357
It probably is, but for me it's just bwain hort

>>32143504
Oh, it definitely makes my brain hurt too, the fun part is getting good enough to make it stop

>>32144517
Does it actually ever stop, though?

>>32144723
If I compare learning to do API calls to learning how to use other programs... no it doesn't. I guess programmers are just masochists

>>32145029
Yep, just as I thought

>>32145029
you can use my C# api wrapper with google's C# sheet api to manipulate sheets, and the bonus is that you can use websockets, unlike gscript. That's what I do

>>32145747
I want to learn how to do it on my own, but thanks for sharing your codes, I'll likely use them when I get the basics down!

How are you all today, ive been gaming WoW

Also, ill remain on sale today, cant be bothered to turn the fee back on yet.

>>32146818
just sitting here hating my life

>>32147135
I often do that too, but not today.
There There anon.

>>32146818
Doing fine, enjoy your games Chrono poster

>>32147135
me too, today is one of those days

>>32148581
I can't even take myself out of the gene pool because that'd imply I'm in it in the first place

>>32148726
ok I don't have it quite that bad. yet

>>32146818
I'm wasting my life on genshin chinkpact

>>32146818
i finally got a dragon spot that wasnt full of bots in old runescape so, pretty good
also new smithing minigame is fun

>>32146818
I'm stuck in a training class waiting for IT to give me credentials so I can actually do the job I was hired for.

>>32152584
Ganbare anon
>>32151906
>>32152548
Have fun anons

!?

>>32155851
josei...

>>32146818
Just got back from work, resting, then going to walk the park.

>>32152548
Post stats! You don't have access to any total level worlds yet? Depending what task catacombs are decent too

>>32160495
i have access to 1250s but bots use those too
1500 soon though
ironman account

I'm sorry, I should never have been here

>>32165627
anon, you should stay with us

>>32165862
All I'm good at is being toxic, whenever I start talking I kill the thread, you don't want me here. I was hoping I could improve but actually I've only gotten worse.

>>32166193
Have you considered discord and/or reddit? They may be more your speed.

>>32166193
ro be honest, the thread just dies on its sown sometimes, and I dont rememebr seeing much toxicity this thread

someone please bot hololive up to 1.84m subs, stupid sub tick will ruin yet another event

>>32166193
what are you on about? I don't see any toxicity in this thread...

>>32166473
>>32170221
not in the current thread, in the thread in general

>>32170315
this general's on life support, how much worse could you actually be making it? link us to some of this toxicity

Towa

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 75.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 65,597,849, a change of 2.51% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 886,457.0. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 299 days.
>Izuru currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 53):
>Pochimaru :: +27.3%
>Ayame :: +23.8%
>Baelz :: +15.7%
>Mio :: +14%
>Haato & Roboco :: +13.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 21):
>Miyabi :: -13.9%
>Rikka :: -13.3%
>Izuru :: -11.5%
>Aruran :: -10.3%
>Altare :: -10.2%

3 coins (Aki, Shion, Nachoneko) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $216,869.17 liquid to start with. This is a change of -4.7% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $1,618,914,921,336.56, a change of -4.86% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $24,679.39. There are 15 coins with a value above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 29):
>Rurudo :: +23.9%
>Noel :: +21.9%
>Ayame :: +21.7%
>Pochimaru :: +20.5%
>Nabi :: +10.4%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 45):
>Mio :: -35.2%
>Suisei :: -30.6%
>Nene :: -30.3%
>Gura :: -28.6%
>Roboco :: -22.7%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $148,359,545,867, a difference of 0.57% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $6,599,487,516.75, a change of 17.8% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 15):
>Nene :: +35.5%
>Polka :: +4.7%
>Chloe :: +4.6%
>Iofi :: +3.2%
>Baelz :: +2.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>9 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>3 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>56 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $869.08 Up :: $10,863.54 from adj.
>Roboco :: $556.58 Up :: $6,957.27 from adj.
>Gura :: $501.16 Up :: $6,264.56 from adj.
>Kanata :: $500.23 Up :: $6,252.86 from adj.
>Haato :: $494.37 Up :: $6,179.64 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rushia :: -$0.63 Down :: -$7.85 from adj.
>Dezmond :: $2.68 Up :: $33.53 from adj.
>Lui :: -$3.22 Down :: -$40.26 from adj.
>Civia :: -$4.85 Down :: -$60.60 from adj.
>Iofi :: $4.95 Up :: $61.87 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $118.94 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $166.24 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$39.62 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.
Thanks, Grug.

If you were wondering why Numbers Review was late today, one of the sheets broke (unrelated to the data fix from this morning), then I proceeded to get distracted by completing pic (and sound) related for almost 4 hours. The track is "done enough", although I don't consider it perfect.
Anyway, enjoy this assortment of various content.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

the seventh trumpet could blow at any moment friends

Die

Thanks for the bump

>be looking through vt league records
>see this
Nashags explain

>>32194925
I blame Abayo, she killed us in both leagues.

>>32196792
>ab*yo
Don't ever utter her name here.

I just realized that ab*yo is on the team again and I already betted on us. Fuck

>>32197524
Don't worry, she's not the same, it's Shin Abayo the dark, vengeful spirit of Abayo imbued with the power of unrestful souls of soldiers who died under Emperor Hirohito's rule.

>>32198705
So you're saying that she's now imbues with the power of losing team?! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WERE GONNA GET BRAZILED BY /DOOG/ ARENT WE?!

>>32198803
I'm fine with us being dogfucked

>>32198928
please don't project your fetishes on /ourteam/, thank you very much

>>32198963
Okay, then I'm fine with us being doogfucked. We can all agree on this, right?

>>32199006
anon, I...

>>32199129
Oh, come on! Look at this sexy doggo!

>>32199248
>sonic
anon...

>>32199359
Fine, how about this?

>>32200059
that's... acceptable

up

and down

sideways. also dogfuckers hate!

>>32191978

>>32206125
you said your a faggot?

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

ohhhh i need to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 14)
>Nabi :: $20,642.46
>Hololive :: $10,241.16
>Calliope :: $8,329.07

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 60)
>Miko :: -$16,884.18
>Pekora :: -$14,015.56
>Gura :: -$12,234.00

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,613.79
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,697.57
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,853.10

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and mind the red.

>>32208472
nah, it's called having a standard. a taste if you will

How retarded am I?

>>32213545
Fine, besides the Gura multicoin

>>32213734
you'd buy less?

>>32213831
Nevermind, I thought she was around 45K for some reason

im starting to think im gay

>>32216508
The chemicals in the water are turning freaking hoshiyomi gay...

>>32216508
>hoshiyomi
We knew that already

So why is everything going down so hard as of late?

>>32198803
>>32198928
dansaa I swear to god if you job to /doog/

>>32217678

>>32218873

>>32217670
We've ran out of fuel and will soon hit the earth or water

>>32217670
more shitcoins in game

>>32217670
The playerbase voted for higher adjustment volatility, but the market is designed to trend downward, and the retarded playerbase didn't vote for any of the other mechanics that would have offset this.
You'll take your bogration and like it.

>>32222909
I honestly just voted randomly for what looked good

>>32222909
I chose the funny options for lols. I will do it again, if prompted

>>32222909

where is the "more fun" vote

>>32225087

inflation doko...?

>>32225842
god damn fine here is your fucking inflation

>>32226365
Nice

>>32226365

>>32226365
inflation you say

>>32226365
>>32226763
Okay, now where's the pink one

>>32226365
>>32226489
>>32226763

>>32227091
aaaaand kenzoku have ruined it again

>>32227091
You might as well just link to Deviantart at this point

>>32227091
This is what happens when you buy Towa

>>32227130
>kenzoku

The Gang Gets Bogged Again
In the beginning of the 20th century, gangsters were glamorous and fun-loving characters in popular culture. Gangsters brought sophistication and glamour to the Yiddish theater stage. From Chester Gould’s Dick Tracy comic strip to Paul Muni’s portrayal of Murder Incorporated, the public loved gangsters. Although the typical gangster was a violent criminal, some became famous for their exquisite taste in clothes. Notable heists often involved expensive jewelry or artworks that rivaled today’s prices. However, a heist gone wrong could bog a gangster forever.

One year after Bogart’s death, George Raft admitted to bogging twenty-six multimillion-dollar planes at airports around the country. Raft had disguised himself as a pilot and navigated his own plane to its destination without assistance. After this harrowing experience, Raft knew how easy it would be for him to bog his own plane if he were ever trapped on board one of his own aircrafts again. As soon as he disembarked from his flight, Raft would be arrested for theft and sent to prison for a long time. In similar ways, Ms. Honk bogged the market again by buying low-quality goods from Chinese manufacturers and reselling them at high prices on Amazon’s web store. She also sold fake products on eBay by listing them as real items and receiving positive feedback from unknowing buyers. The scam was exposed when counterfeit items started breaking during Ms. Honk’s presentations for students at her school visits. A genuine Chinese apple would break during her demonstration, but an American apple did not— that is because Ms Honk bought cheap fakes at a wholesale market and sold expensive originals on Amazon at a markup of tenfold or higher (1). In this way, she boggled both herself as well as unwitting consumers who bought her fakes thinking they were getting real merchandise at bargain prices (2).

One can see how George Raft became notorious by bogging over 20 different airliners before being caught by airport security staff in 1959 (3). He obviously knew what he was doing when he committed this act because it would have been easy for him to accidentally bog one of his own aircrafts while stealing passengers without paying attention to where he landed them next (4). Bogging is an extreme form of criminal behavior that can ruin one’s life forever if not detected early enough by law enforcement agencies (5). This is why it is important for consumers to research online sellers before purchasing any goods so that they do not drown themselves or others in their pursuit of cheap fakes (6).

>>32227175
What does this have to do with Towa?

>>32227213
>>32227091

>>32227166
All Towa posters are kenzoku. It's well-known fact

>>32227320
So true sister.

>>32227175
Okay, but what does this have to do with Skynet

>>32227494
an AI wrote it

>>32227526
No way

>>32227614

Stop posting inflation art...

>>32227788
Well fuck me, guess I'll kneel

>>32227806
I've seen so many Rushia inflation art on DeviantArt...

>>32227910
>going to DevianArt
That was your first mistake

>>32227963
They some some nice bondage artists, I'm willing to browse through the trash to find gold

>>32228115
Honestly, I can relate

>>32228245
My man!

>>32227910
post the good ones
which as a purveyor myself i know architecture is 1 good picture for every 100 terrible terrible ones that look like their entire body is nothing but folded cellulite

>>32076117
i keep scrolling by this thread and every time it looks like one of those weird hentai xrays

I miss avarice

>>32231175
sad he was just another mentally ill sea nigger

>>32231492
he was the best mentally ill seanig
too good for SEA

>>32229183
I went through Rushia's tag, she actually has no inflation art besides a big ass art of her sitting on Aloe and Nene and the classic booba enhancement. Marine is the one with all the inflation art, I remembered wrong

>>32231879
>on Aloe and Nene
w-why those two..?

>>32231614
>having sympathy for a sea nigger

>>32231175
I miss my fellow mentally ill owlboy too...

>>32231953
It's from a HoloFunk fan obsessed with butts. I think he's keeping Aloe's Pixiv tag alive with his all his butt art

>>32232427
>Holofunk
Okay, that explains it, then...

>>32231970
whacha gonna do about it?

>>32234181
think less of you

are they still paying for her (possible) viewbots?

>>32234181
you know if you raped kronii or a kronie theyd never tell anyone and just carry on her day as normal cause it wasnt worse than how they feel most days anyway. Or if they did itd be dry self hatred humour people would pass off as sarcasm like "haha wouldnt it be funny if i got raped good thing i didnt ha-hahahahaa n-not really though good thing that doesnt happen r-right"
use this information how you will

>>32237381
hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the /#/ is two blocks down

>>32237873
prolly lemme yeet the post

Honk, give me my money back.

>>32227806
Inflating null-chan uoooohhh

>>32240115
Aaaaaaaaaand it took exactly 3 hours, 25 minutes and 48 seconds for a post like this to appear. Somehow, this is better, than I expected

>>32239780
Based priestess

>>32240220
Okay but him telling people to stop having fun is pretty faggy ngl

>>32240287
>based
>priestess
It's way too early to be putting those two words near each other, no?

>>32240452
He's a cute based kusogaki

>>32240694
>priestess
>any sort of -gaki

>>32240807
The power of this smug angel is way too strong...!

>>32240807
>>32240694
not a gaki but id definitely place him somewhere in the lolibaba or shotakina
old hag that looks loli
fucking love that shit

>>32241438
Oh, I know this one! It's the "Please, officer, I swear she's legal!"

>>32236079
you are free to do so

>>32241438
lolibabas are really good ngl

has your perception changed?

>>32244206
perception of what?

>>32244206
I'm still not a tako, and I'm still retarded...

>>32222909
I didn't vote

>>32244622
tough luck here’s towa and (im towa)

>>32244206
I don't like kanatowa being the image of gay femboys

the thread sucks
the discord sucks
the game is dead
i only have my waifu

>>32244748
it is fitting though

>>32244829
and who is this so called waifu

>>32244417
yourself

>>32244516
but are you a gay femboy?

>>32245368
I don't have perception of myself. I don't even exist. I'm just the result of everyone's collective schizophrenia.

>>32207570
Cute orca!

>>32245588
my delusions looking kinda cute fr fr

>>32245543
No to one, noo to the other

>>32240394
That wasn't me, and I already decided not to make posts like that anymore after last time.

>>32246806
you should reconsider

Current state of the market

>>32246903
Extremely good post, thank you for it

thread really do gets bad when a rushia image gets posted, a reply lusting to null-chan, and a post calling out the one lusting happens

>virtually no streams for 2 days in a row
>people are confused as to why the market crashed
Do you people even do reps?

>>32247571
i havent done my reps ever since i hit 3bil in net worth

>>32247571
I dont even watch vtubers anymore

>>32247432
I hate it, it makes me feel bad that it always happens whenever I posr. Sorry if the thread becomes less enjoyable for you because of that.

>>32248012
blame the fags that keeps lusting on you

>>32248012
UOOOHHHHH NULL-CHAN SEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

These "fags". Are they in the same room with us right now?

okay but what does any of that have to do with towa

>>32249174
What is she going to do?

>>32246903
Can't relate.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 66,654,173, a change of 1.61% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 900,732.0. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Calliope currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 300 days!
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 1 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 49):
>Melfissa :: +17%
>Choco :: +11.1%
>Haato :: +6.8%
>Botan :: +5.7%
>Korone :: +5.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 25):
>Nabi :: -15.6%
>Ui :: -8.1%
>Dezmond :: -7.9%
>Altare :: -7.6%
>Rikka :: -3.2%

4 coins (Sora, Aki, Rushia, Ollie) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $215,426.45 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.67% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $1,624,636,227,487.53, a change of 0.35% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $24,374.11. There are 13 coins with a value above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 35):
>Nabi :: +81.3%
>Ui :: +34.1%
>Hololive :: +20.6%
>Calliope :: +19.7%
>Suisei :: +17.4%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 39):
>Miko :: -30.6%
>Pekora :: -20.5%
>Korone :: -19.2%
>Towa :: -17.4%
>Melfissa :: -16.8%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net-0% change in volume today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. Report for today:
>Superchats from today totaled $148,733,879,188, a difference of 0.25% from yesterday's superchats.
>The Broker's earnings today totaled $4,889,374,977.27, a change of -25.9% from yesterday's earnings.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 14):
>Chloe :: +1.9%
>Fubuki :: +1.7%
>Sora & Haato & Baelz :: +1.2%
>Mumei & Marine :: +1.1%
>Towa :: +0.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>10 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>56 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Miko :: $772.06 Up :: $7,720.55 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$650.98 Down :: -$6,509.84 from adj.
>Pekora :: $617.11 Up :: $6,171.07 from adj.
>Gura :: $458.76 Up :: $4,587.57 from adj.
>Polka :: $342.41 Up :: $3,424.05 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Laplus :: -$1.62 Down :: -$16.15 from adj.
>Rushia :: -$1.63 Down :: -$16.31 from adj.
>Coco :: $1.76 Up :: $17.59 from adj.
>Syrios :: $2.20 Up :: $22.03 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: -$3.28 Down :: -$32.77 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $86.59 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $133.77 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$115.59 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>32249913
No fucking way

Should I spend the fund money now or save it for tomorrow because tomorrow is divvie day

honk can you up betting limit again, I need to speeeeeeend

honk please lower the betting limit I cant lose 300 million betting on nasfaq

>>32251895
with currently 8 bets up you can spend a maximum of 800m if you bet on at least one option for every bet, why do you have 800m when it's almost divvy day

>>32252056
I am suffering from success

>>32252056
I have 3bn including my fund, I need to bet more on /us/

>>32251895
I'm gonna put up the Day 2 bets over the course of the next hour or so. Be on the lookout.

>>32253993
Fandead feet ToT

Making new bread. Please hold.

NEW BREAD
>>32255421
>>32255421
>>32255421
MIGRATE WHEN READY