/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32013492
Anon... the yab is near
And so we face the cuckold sermon
Anon, I'll say it clear
Abscond my badge, oshi desertion

I've simped, simp life that's full
I avoided each and every cuck way
And more, much more than this, still caught in cuck way

Chuubas, I've had a few
But then again, too few for option
I did what I had to do
Gachi it through without contrition
I paid each super chat
Each donation along the simpway
And more, much more than this, still caught in cuck way

Yes, there were times, cuckposters knew
When I hint off signs of insecure
They bait it all, cuckspam was loud
Ogey it up and Rrat it out
Deflect it all, filters befall, and hid the cuck way

I've 'slinged, I've simped and 'corned
I've had my fill, my share of cooming
And now, as jizz subside
I find it all so absolving
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a cuck way
Oh no, Oh not like this, Just did the cuck way

For what is a simp, what has he cucked?
If not himself, then he still is fucked
To cucked by girls he truly feels
And not the whores who rob your meals
The archive shows
I gachi cows
And did the cuck way

Yes, it's my... cuck way

please stop pretending you watch people that you don't actually watch. you should be posting about the vtubers that you do watch. i know it might feel bad to make yourself even remotely vulnerable to ridicule and that's why you shitpost ironically and try to be as detached as possible from the things you love but you should really stop doing this kind of stuff.

>>32013787
A schizo giving another schizo life advice.

>>32013787
Watch?

>>32013492
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

>I'M SO CLOSE COME ON BABY

>>32014473
Why did she sound like she was cumming what the fuck....

>>32013492
Western chuubas was a mistake.

t. /vt/

>>32013787
>you should be posting about the vtubers that you do watch
if instead of captcha you had to prove you were watching a stream to post, this board would die in a hour

>>32015235
females fucking love dbd because it fulfils their rape fantasies.

>>32014473
I want a soundpost

>>32013492
>letting trannies into Hololive EN resulted in breaking the barrier with Holostars EN
What a shock.

>>32013492
I can fix her.

>>32016273
>>32014473
>>32015235
https://files.catbox.moe/9cnuua.mp3

>>32013492
qrd?

>>32016665
kronies...

>>32016665
It's over

>>32016665
No...

>>32016665
Why must the world keep reminding me of pain...

>>32015235
She's just like that, honestly

>>32016665
She's never said this in other collabs. You've never been able to satisfy her like this Kronies.

>>32016665
This is the happiest i ever heard her be

>>32016665
Put this over some ship art for a soundpost

>>32016665
What a chilling sound.

>>32016665
So now the king of cuck are the clocks? Poor cuckbeats

Altare forced her to be a woman by referring to her as a girl and it awakened something in her genderfluid heart.

The clock had some good laughs this collab
https://youtu.be/VYhvbVDtkKI

>>32013492
Kronies… can’t wait for the tempus+ council offcollab

>>32016665
Kronii nooooooooooooooo…

>>32016665
call me a cuck but this sounds more like a gambling addict at a sports bar or roulette table

>>32013492
>Kronies don't want their oshi to be happy
What a weird fanbase

>>32016665
kek

>>32022555
blessed laugh!!

>>32022965
I am the only one who should be happy. If it makes Kronii sad, then so be it. The only thing that matters is my happines anyway.

>>32016665
I can't believe the clock lost to cock

>>32022965
Letting other males make her happy when that's supposed to be her audience's job.
I understand why they are sad

>>32022555
Im happy for my boy, he keeps winning.

>>32015641
So, they'd lose on purpose because it would be feeling like they got raped without actually being raped. Pretty genius in this case for those that actually have that fetish.

>>32013492
there's been writing on the walls that unless you want to be #1 in sc you don't need to pander to possessive unicorns. just look at kobo

>>32023204
>Tourist
But Tempus truly showed what they could do that kronies and SNOT couldnt

>>32013492
people making such a big deal about the most mundane interactions between boys and girls reminds me of elementary school but this time it's social rejects instead of children

>>32013787
anon everyone who watches stream already left the this shithole, its only tribalfaggot and numerniggers left, with occasional dramatourists

>>32013492
I'm done with vtubers. This was supposed to be a fucking happy hobby to pass the time, I didn't think I'd end up getting my heart broken.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>32013492

>>32023794
>>32023794
>>32023794
Self insert as Altare, it's the only way.

>>32023805
I don't get it, why would this break your heart

>>32024006
>self-insert as the guy who pretends to be gay to disarm women
i think i'd rather just stop watching holoEN

>>32024042
If you don't get it how can I explain it to you?

>>32016665
I feel bad for anyone that still watches Holo EN at this point

>>32024107
I didn't get math until someone explained it to me

>>32021714
It came out of (You)r slightly open bedroom door

>>32023805
Thankfully you're just funposting. See you tomorrow

>>32024535
Nah, not everyone is like you cuckbeat

>>32024255
I'm not him but i'll try.
Vtubers are supposed to be like an interactable anime waifu. You get draw to their personality and character, they become a part of your everyday life like a friend or lover. They build a connection with her fans and you feel like you belong.
Then they do something like this and you become lost, it was never real.

>>32013492
Seeth mald and perish fucking virgin

>>32024633

>>32024633
well, I mean, it's not. So deal with it.

>>32024633
They are just comedians to laugh and fap at. What the fuck are you on?

>>32026266
>Women
>Comedians
Kek

>>32026350
They don't crack jokes, they are the jokes. As long as it works.

>>32024633
If you want that there are plenty of JPs who lean on it and with a culture that actually supports it.
Instead you went for EN that doesn't do this shit and has a culture that is actively against it.
Where is your brain?

>>32016665

>>32026538
They they baited us for a whole year.

>>32022951
You're right anon, but to deprived virgins any excited woman = she's horny

>>32026538
Oh so i am in the wrong for thinking some western women knew what the jp culture was all about?
I would watch jps since they know they are true vtuber girlfriends but unfortunaly i don't know japanese.

>>32026788
Tempus is fucking kronii as we speak

>>32016665
And to think I almost bought her merch

>>32027030
Atlare sure is

>>32016665
Holy fuck LMAO

The one time that it would have been fine to keep her downer character and she can't even keep that.

>>32016665
This is fucking hot

>>32024633
It WAS never real retard. Remember who started it? Kizuna AI? FUCKING AI? Godless consoomer.
>>32026800
>They know they are true vtuber girlfriends
The most popular GFE chuba in hololive got outted for having a boyfriend around the time she sold fucking engagement rings. At least 2 other HoloJP are married.
You are being conned for being a simp.
You faggots always talk about getting cucked, yet you are worse than a cuck. You are crying over a non-existent woman being played by a voice actor who doesn't even know you exist.
I do not care what happens to this hobby anymore. I used to be in favor of no males but now I've seen that this shit has done nothing but foster beta male man child simps who're nothing but a reflection of funko pop collecting redditors.
I'm glad I was able to experience pre-EN hololive community because the schizo insanity was less prevalent.

This board told me for a solid year that Kronii is a tranny and thinks she's a man--but somehow you all act like she was doing GFE?

>>32016665
Kronies I don't feel so good...

>>32027078
>>32013492
>>32025447
Learn how to use the catalog and contain your autistic shit in one thread, you fucking bastard cucks.

>>32027287
Meds now

>>32022951
Cuck, both sex and gambling give that dopamine rush.

>>32027517
It's okay kronie, NTR is based

>>32027855

>>32016665
I mean I'm sorry for you guys, but this sound both hot and hilarious.

>>32024583
Your falseflagging is pretty boring, anon.

>>32028131
Your whore is streaming right now, shouldn't you be simping for her

>>32028207
Not that guy, but it's easy to post while watching sis.

>>32028207
My oshi is JP. Keep crying though.

>>32027917
I didn't think there would be much worse than wokeshit games and movies. You cucks somehow managed to make them look good with this cuck collab. Congrats

>>32023204
Imagine being that fucking conceited. And schizo unicornfags wonder why real humans treat them like lepers.

>>32029649
kill yourself twittertranny

>>32028618
why is the whore saying she is mad so herself?

>>32024633
>it was never real.
You don't fucking say!? This is why all the people pissed or hurt by this need mental illness treatment: losing track of the line between fiction and reality and forgetting that it's a fucking game of make-believe.

>>32029649
>And schizo unicornfags wonder why real humans treat them like lepers.
If that were true you wouldn't be constantly trying to invade and gentrify their hobbies.

>>32027794
He's right though.

>>32016665
Oh jesas...

>>32029921
The funniest part of the entire tragedy that is your mental illness is that you think you were here first. Have fun getting cucked by your own imagination, schizo.

>>32016665
RIP Kronies.. I always liked you.

>>32016665
That's not so bad. It's more like she feels more comfortable doing these kind of jokes around the boys.

>>32016665
i'm yanking my dick while sobbing, it's good to be a cuck, it's good to be a cuck, it's good..

Who's next on his list?

Just drop them. If they can't keep up the charade, then there's no point in spending time on them.
You are somewhat at fault for holding westoid vtubers to the same standard as JP ones.

>>32016665
i'm so sorry kronii fans...

>>32016665
It's just jokes. It sounds so exaggerated because it's not real. Holo is VERY lesboerotic and 90% of the girls want skinship with each other and are clearly pleased by ero situations involving other women. Chances are if your oshi is cucking you it's a carpet munching kind of cuck. Your disgusting cock is gross to her. Deal with it. Imagine a lesbian chuuba just covered in disgusting manly smelling cum and crying GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! That's the TRUTH. She only wants sweet clean girls like herself. She wants citric tasting sweet pussy nectar not rank dick goo on her face and breasts. OK?

>>32024255
All female vtuber streamers are GFE, no matter how much the streamer leans into it or how deeply the viewer engages with it. They are abstracted, illusory virtual girlfriends that the viewer spends time with. Watching your virtual girlfriend hanging out with other men on stream is virtual cuckholdery. The natural response to being cuckholded, even in a fake and illusory setting is anger. The most pathetic, lowly and deluded unicorn reacting in hurt has more self-respect then a virtual cuck who condones such behavior. Simple as.

>>32031092
Neither is a healthy way to deal with those emotions.

>>32030962
No

>>32030437
But Ame wasn't fucked yet though. No male collabs.
She's trying to score, but they are avoiding her like a plague

>>32031482
Not even Tempus is willing to touch that whore, the irony of it.

>>32026800
Your mistake was thinking societal culture is something so easily removed. Even if you try your best to uphold the Japanese culture, deep down you are still Western and all the subconscious influence that entails.
Chances of finding a Western woman who has the same thought process as a Japanese woman are very slim. Of course this can be both good and bad because Japanese culture is hardly perfect.
But if virtual girlfriends are what you want then the West is not a place to bet on.

>>32013787
bruh moment

>>32031300
It's an unhealthy medium to begin, an industry that needs lonely men to remain financially viable. But a cuck who is willing to accept submission even in a virtual, abstracted setting is the most pathetic being possible.

>>32022570
The meltdown would be hilarious if that happened.

>>32031579
Yet they accepted Mori and Kronii, curious.

>>32030137
>your mental illness
Gaslighting is the bottom of the barrel as far as sophistry is concerned. Pathetic.