/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://aggie.io/nsgnvuhfxt

>>31882715
Draw dads

>>31884075
Which dads do you want me to draw?

>>31877321
Try cake

>>31884277
hobo dad

>>31884277
dads group picture

>>31886785
orgy?

>>31884277
all of them

>>31877376
>>31884486
I don't like sweets very much. I think I just need to wait it out.

I'll be happy if I can see dads and bea again next weekend for 8k

dads are a bit foolish sometimes but I like them anyway

>>31893929
same

https://twitter.com/urajolt/status/1563945524184903680?s=21&t=JUhlJTiABfd3st62LxWSwQ

>>31897335
WDHMBT?

>>31897335
If this means what I think it does that’s not boding well at all

>>31897545
what?

GYRO DON'T KILL YOURSELF YOU'RE NOT SO ANNOYING

have you ever sent a message or reply half awake and you look at it the next day and it's meaningless crap that for some reason made sense the day before? it happens to me a lot and I think I sound like an idiot.

>>31898420
ambien is a dangerous drug

>>31897545
for you or for him?

>>31897335
Maybe he's making the pilgrimage. It's a really nice area. All burgers should go at some point.

>>31898420
This is why I don't talk much. Everything that leaves my mouth or fingertips is fucking worthless.

>>31897545
Maybe he's just planning on passing through Sonoma, California

>>31898734
>>31898798
and kill himself...

>>31898798
I think that's probably it

>>31898738
it was no big deal the person I sent the meaningless message to replied to me if I was drunk and made a dumb joke in a dad's reply.

>>31898420
Very often.
But I sound like an idiot even rested, but with just a bit more confidence so it's ok.

nuke the discord jfc

>>31899384
nuke the burgers and we can get rid of many problems at the same time

>>31882715
I'm still trying to make a drawing but it looks pretty bad, tomorrow I'm sure I'll make something decent.

>>31899384
desiderium, romeo, and dan are so cool i wish i was just like them

>>31897600
if it’s not a joke

>>31900383
I can' find a reason why he would kill himself.

>>31900503
He's probably never eaten one of those and it makes me a little sad

>>31900649
I have never eaten one, what do they taste like?

>>31901566
Like disappointment. They're a mockery of the original supreme wrap, döner

>>31901566
Don't listen to the filthy Turk, they are deliciously seasoned strips of meat in a delicious garlic cucumber yogurt sauce. Try one if you get a chance.

>>31901876
I had a gyro once but the bread was so dry and the veggies were bland all around.

>>31898420
I stopped posting/messaging after 2 am for this reason.

I wish dads sent me gibberish messages... Just something, anything is fine... But they all hate me I guess...

>>31903192
Maybe you had bad luck. Try one somewhere else with good pita.

>>31903533
I have to know who you are daddochama...

>>31903700
Too hazukashiful to openly ask dads to dm me...

>>31903956
WHO ARE YOU LET ME DM PLEASEEE

How will I validate dad and tell him he is loved if I don't know who it is?

>>31904108
Why did I read that as violate

>>31904108
You probably hate me anyway... It's best to just stay silent...

>>31904422
you can always hop onto /risuna/craft and chat there

>>31904292
Too much time around Bea

>>31903956
It's not the same if you ask anyway. Because you know it's just someone trying to make you feel better, rather than someone who wanted to talk to you as you normally are.
>>31904108
Tell everyone you think needs it. If it doesn't reach, it wasn't exactly true anyway.

>>31903533
Here's a (You) if it helps

>>31903533
here is a (You) dad, pls stay genki

Beatani should stream and save us from the lonely losers begging for DMs

>>31907529
Stop being a tsundere, you want one too.

>>31907217
Stroking dad's hair and telling him everything's going to be daijoubu...

>>31907718
NTA, but that's unironically all I want right now. Been a rough few days.

>>31907718
hugging dads...

>>31908136
nadenade

Resting my head on a dad's lap as he strokes my long, soft hair... It's so nice to think about...

>>31908136
It's going to be ok!

Goood might daddochas im sleep

>>31910237
gunai dad

Dads... I slept all day

>>31910894
don't worry dad, just stay hydrated exercise a little and make sure to eat healthy

it was 37 degrees C outside today and I spent whole day watching documentaries about Arctica to make myself cooler

>>31912636
I think you are cool dad!

>>31912636

>>31913540
Fuwa is burning

Dads, he did it. He went to XPHill.

https://m.twitch.tv/videos/1575557294

>>31914450
>>31914662
BEYOND based

proud of you dad

>>31914662
DADS IF ONE OF YOU IS THERE YOU COULD KISS HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

>>31914864
>we could've had two pov's meeting and leaving a Bea flag

>>31914662
>I could have kidnapped gyro or ar

>>31916342
AR was there too?

>>31916408
No idea, he sells those key chains, it's just a guess

>>31916567
He was mailing them out for free for a little while

>>31916743
boring

>>31916743
WTF I might have missed this

>>31914662
did you look around to see if Bea was there?

BEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31914662
>gyro in charge of keeping his ginger off the lens

https://twitter.com/ColonThree4/status/1564035772692529153

>>31918691
>ginger

>>31918691
>dads in chargr of not making a typo

>>31918691
You've been making a lot of typing mistakes lately, did you have a stroke?

you dads are all right

>>31919157
why are you talking like evert typo is from one person?

>>31920040
are you sure?

>>31914662
Is it two dads that have gone now? I wonder who will be next.

>>31920725
yeah, Bea is ok too I guess

>5 years in the future
>Beatani brought her daughter to her manager office that day
>"mom can you tie my ribbon again?"
>"yes, my honey angel"
>"mom your computer screen here has that hill too, you really like it"
>"yeah, it brings back memories from some time ago before you were born"
>"did you know it was used for the first time in old pcs from the year I was born? it quickly became really famous and still is to this day"
>"wow it's so old!"
>"who are these people in that photo mom?"
>Beatani grabs a photo she keeps next to her working place
>even though it's drawn, her daughter called it a photo
>three people can be seen in the drawing
>"that, my daughter, is a story for another day... let's go now before we're late"
>"i know you like to eat korokke, so we'll have some when your father gets back from work"
>"korokke! yah!!"

Gunai dads and moms!
Its 4am its timer for bed

>>31923598
Good night
Oyasumi

Dads I just had the CRAZIEST fucking dream holy shit but I'm too sleepy so I'll go to sleep again and hopefully remember it when I wake up

>>31922621
I guess aunt Chihiro married Risuna and is having a kickass life without her dumb sister

>>31923598
night~

>>31921044
https://twitter.com/sugoi_sugoi/status/1489722779897249792

>>31930678
He even had the hat

Beatani should check her tags more

>>31932354
you' re a year late, that only mattered to the early bear.

DADS IT'S NUTKUMOLITY DAY

https://youtu.be/fetEE2-MseQ
Will Bea do karaoke with her actual kid playing babytani too?

>>31933962
If Bea ever gets a normal life she will run away from here as fast as possible

>>31900503
God I love gyros so much, I used live I chigaco and they had the best shit ever, tho thankfully where I live there's atleast 1 good Greek place in the city and it's entirely worth it driving to the opposite end of town to get

>>31933007
who will count?

>>31934698
If C3 counted down with his fingers or toes that would be really based

>>31935056
If he starts at 20 he'll have to do both!

>>31924659
what dream?

>>31937393
Shhh! You'll wake him up...

>>31934698
Sadly, no one

>>31940122
If MT streams someone should do a line read redeem of
>10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

>>31934698
watch the vod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxbkpfWSxio&t=1375s

>>31943991
Hail to the King

>>31944027
I like his art, I miss him, I wonder what really happened to him.

>>31944208
I like to think he's still out there, leaving inappropriate drawings in Hooters restaurant across burgerland

>>31944281
leave drawings as a tip, seriously, I hope he's ok.

>>31945870
I wonder if Bea could song us some of her band songs.

>>31945994
tabun maybe, in the very distant future

>>31947311
Hopefully she finds a nice job.

She's going to forget the words to Clover Club for the karaoke...

>caring about artdads
They all suck

>>31949283
I am going to add something to the aggie this week I promise

>>31937393
I spent a lot of time writing my dream then I accidentally deleted it and I'm not writing all that again so tldr is is I ate a human brain with some weird guy in a tent and saw buch of crazy stuff and all of it felt very real also it tasted pretty good

>>31948059
surely she must already know it by heart or she will do the same as she did on new year' s eve.

>>31951861
my last dream was the bea podcast, I usually forget what I dream.

>>31948059
babytani sing clover club

>>31949283
>he said, after not producing anything in almost two years

>>31945870

>>31958856
Cute jk bear!

Bear cunny

C3 COME BACK KUDASIIII
DON'T LEAVE US WITH HIM

Cooking with Eko...

>>31966505
>fucking

I WANT TO FUCK THIS BEAR

>>31970026
Who?

>>31963725
With who?

have a nice day risunachan

>>31970026

I miss her

>>31882715
DRAW!!

>>31973321
YOU TOO

>>31978068
>>31980540
Calm down daddochama

I want a gif version of the "draw dad draw"

>>31974906
UwU what this?

>>31973321
Cute risuna!

>>31983430
silly dad, all risunas are cute

>>31983617
(you) especially

>>31983849
(Y-You) too

What did you do today dad?

>>31985805
Lately I've been like Bea and slept all day. I want to fix this but it's hard when I try to go to sleep at around 11 pm and wake up at 3 am.

>>31985805
I worked again. Everything seems to be going well and it feels good to not be NEET.

>>31986850
Congratulations dad!

>>31985805
>work
>Warriors orochi
>nap
>YouTube

>>31985805
I was sick for a couple days so I finally got to do some reps today

>>31987461
Woke up and made breakfast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWVEPyUm2c
Less than 6 weeks to go

>>31986850
good job dad, I am proud of you

>>31985805
On Mondays I usually don't go to work, I've been sleeping all day, I'm going to make some dinner and go back to sleep.

>>31989390
What's for dinner?

>>31990481
ham and eggs, I'll drink ginger tea.

>>31990546
sounds very nice

>>31988548
DYRBI?

>>31992931
I want to

>>31992931
I beleb!

gunai dads

>>31999258
gunai, sleep tight!

>>31999258
Oyasumi

>>31999258
sleep is important dad, do your best

>>31992931
maybe, if not we can keep waiting bea is very capable after all.

Bea gets so much OC

>>32003885
Yes, what's the problem?

>>32004107
I think it's cool

What does Beatani think about fluffy ponies?

>>31985805
I got a job offer

>>32005705
Dads keep winning

>>32005705
Remember to donate 30% of your earnings to Beatani daddochama!

>>32006564
I hope she gets a job before the job starts.
Can't imagine myself watching a lazy neet vtubing bear while I have a full time job myself

>>32007045
How embarrassing that would be
"Even though she is a NEET, we can love Beatan"

>>32011170
It's a dad's obligation to take care of her daughter when she becomes a neet

>>32011320
>her daughter

>>32012876
dads are female

free once again!
gumorn!

>>32015468
>free once again!
Work?

>>32016049
ehh….not exactly…

>>32015468
Mornyan

>>32015468
How was your wake up bonus, dad?

>>32017600
uhhhh

>>32020599
Did you get out of jail again?

>>32021052
no comment…

>>32023259
What did you do?

>>32024451
NOTHING

>>32025583

>>32005705
Congratulations!

>>31996548
kek, I saw the original image this morning

Dads I just had another weird dream but I don't remember it

>>32030665
What are your dreams usually about?

>>32032695
The year has really flown by. Hopefully we get to ring in the year of the rabbit with Bea

>>32032962
I wish we could see bea with all the chinese zodiac costumes.

I wish we could see bea

>>32034367

Do you think she really sleeps cocoon style or is it a joke?

>>32034712
not exactly as a cocoon but rather in a fetal position inside her sheets which is not much different

how do you think bea is dealing with the heat?

>>32035928
her apartment must have an AC

New comic chapter

>>32036465
You again

I would like to see the continuation of Remote Kid's Big Day Out

>>32037216
it was one of my favorite parts of the magazine, I want the second part

>>32035928
she is covered in sweat right now

>>32036465
new babytani

>>32036465
>>32040414
I hate you fucking much

>>32040462
new baby risuna

>>32040642
Don't be gay

>>32039697
I can fix that with my tongue

>>32036465
What a cliffhanger! Can't wait for the next chapter

Bea... cheer up!!

salon mom is drawing again, and what about you dad?
https://youtu.be/WupNt1Cy20U

>>32042792
I will draw later tabun maybe

I haven't slept for at least 30 hours and I think I will be awake for at least another 12, tomorrow if I am still alive I will continue with my reps, if I die tell bea that I love her.

>>32043173
how about you just go to sleep instead of dying?

>>32043338
a lot of work piled up, if I don't do it I will have to do it another day.

>>32043575
wagie wagie

>>32043575
if you don't sleep your efficiency drops and the work takes longer and the quality is worse

better to sleep for couple of hours than trying to push on exhausted

Yeah I'm salty that nobody picked up the slack for t----, there are other people who could have done the work in his place so he is not to blame here.
Could have been something nice to do with dads that we didn't need Bea at all for, and despite people posting about it, nobody did shit.
Anyway it starts in a few days
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_3

didn't dads like this band? you can watch it live right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSjQiC_LZQA

>>32044430
why didn't (You) do it?

>>32044497
I used to be on the team so it would have been difficult.

>sportsball

>>32044430
It's only interesting if we have Bea to comment on it desu

>>32044430
to be fair it's not the same without bea, and someone volunteered but didn't know when the deadline was.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect

>>32044729

>>32044703
Disagree and this is a lame way to think of it. This isn't something that relies on Bea. This was something for us

>>32044562
>I used to be on the team
wouldn't that make rigging stuff in our favor easier tho?

we would have replaced the team with only risunas and bear paws

>>32044769
you have an image for everything

>>32044844
and that would've been simple, since you have to take the existing Risuna player and make it so the other players use that model too

>>32044482
Terrible audio quality. Why do live concerts still exist when you can listen to a studio recording comfortably at your home?

>>32044430
I'm sorry, dad. I wanted to do it but I didn't know the teams would fill up so fast.
The slots were full well before the sign up deadline, kinda unexpected seeing as how vt league 2 wasn't even full.
I'll be ready for the next one, with Bea here or not. unless someone else wants to do it

>>32047688
How were the slots full how does that work do you know?

>>32047982
Apparently there's a limit of 32 teams after which it goes into backups. The slots filled up within 4 days of them opening.

>>32047688
OK, I'll be counting on you for next time!

dads this is it
tell bea she wasn't so bad

>>32048262
Aw that really sucks

>>32048549
DONT DO IT DAD NOOOO DONT GO TO XP HILL BEA ISNT THERE 2 DADS ALREADY CHECKED

>>32048262
>32 teams
Are there even that many generals?

>>32043173
>You slept before finishing all the work?! How dare you?!

>>32050589
even if bea isn't there i will have to go
matane

>>32044430
It will be more fun watching Kiki spectate desu.

go to xp hill

remember dads: sleep is important!

try to get 8h of comfy sleep every day onegai!

I hope we get word of karaoke soon!

Got myself some Bea sleeves

>>32055863
Those look pretty cool.
Bea weiss set when?

>>32055863
very nice

I guess dadfic author is really dead

>>32058012
She's about to stream actually

>>32058594
I don't think a female wrote them, even if Seep is a big fujo it was probably someone else

rrat: Bea asked Eira to stop writing the dadfics and that's the reason why they stopped

dadfic anon is obviously r**** s**********

>>32059162
He denied it but said he was impressed.

>>32059302
it's still mysterious

Dad is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch

>>32059302
>He denied it
And? I still think it's him.

>>32061697
Shes unbelievably boring

>>32061754
Better than angerisuna

>>32061720
He's not the type that would deny writing lewd stuff. My rrat is it's FL.

>>32062136
>(EN/Male)
Female (Fake)

>>32059302
he coincidentally started writing his own stuff for other chuubas afterwards at around the same time

>>32061697
>>32061754
>>32061779
stop arguing! all risunas are precious!

>>32063478

>>32061779
Most successful risuna streamer. Cope.

>>32064159
well...no not really
>>31881746

nah, I won't watch your shit it's a waste giving a ( you )

I don't know why I thought it was c**** who wrote the dadfics.

I think bea committed sudoku

I tried giving eira a chance but i swear I've never watched someone as boring as her, even the bathtub thots are more entertaining

>>32066460
I think she's just tired and depressed. Bea isn't the sudoku type

>>32066593
Eira is fine she is just bitchy sometimes

>>32066670
She's bitchy all the time. Every other line is "fuck you". That said, her shitposting is top tier.

>>32066714
sure as far as twitter zoomer shitposting goes

temako looks like she is not getting food, hopefully bea is eating well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avtxvSVI_xU

Noreps update 19
First of all, I'm horny as fuck.
I was planning to rewatch the original countdown and finish it but it seems like Bea is going to stream soon also I was busy anyway so I decided to save until the karaoke instead.
I edged a little bit but I'm too afraid of failing now so I didn't go far.

>>32067210
We are all cumming on a Bea picture of our choice and posting it at the end of the karaoke with a "Thank you Bea!!"

>>32067210
If there's no karaoke you should cum anyway. Don't torture yourself like this

I'm finished with my fucking job, I'm free for now...
beabea I'm going to sleep before I black out

>>32067832
Nice job daddochama
sleep well

>>32067129
temakochama....

Hi, dads! Thanks for visiting by /vtwbg/!
We're seriously in need of /yah/ writers because you guys are one of few /here/ civilizations

>>32070178
>one of few /here/ civilizations
To be frank with you, we are slowly dying. Soon these threads will be likes temako's.

>>32070178
I forgot about that. Last time we were picking a flag I think.

>>32067832
You worked hard workaholic dadochama, sleep well

>>32070365
We survived the two months of bea's disappearance, we have streams from time to time, this will be nothing. We survived the two months of bea's disappearance, we have streams from time to time, this will be nothing.

>>32070372
The flag that was picked made me lose interest honestly

>>32070365
>>32070508
hopefully Bea will stream again soom, hopefully Bea will stream again soom

>>32070365
It's no problem really.
You dont have to make it the present
writing about events during your golden age or inception is acceptable
Like this
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-meatannals

>>32070508
Cope.
This time it's different, it's a pattern I've seen play oit countless of times. Streams will be less and less as the time goes

I love this fucking fuwa! I love this fucking fuwa!

>>32070677
Why so fucking negative?

>>32070677
>This time it's different
Honestly this, even the schizos gave up. It's very comfy now but a bit lonely

>>32070731
it's bea withdrawal syndrome, also known as "she hates us"

Bea should have opened her own vtuber company when she had the chance and motivation.
Now she's trying to find a new job, a boyfriend and also learning how to drive a car. She is moving on with her life

Maybe I'll write something for /yah/. Dads don't read or judge my writing, nobody cared until i took my keyboard and wrote something. So shut up, thanks.

>>32070561
the wiki is not useful for you? almost everything important is written there.
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato/Lore

so should I give up all hope and cry in a corner?

>>32071158
Anon... he meant lore thread. Vtuber lore is either myth, or biography if it's /here/

>>32071254
Give it until the weekend is over before you start doomposting I'll be right there with you

>>32070677
lol
>Bea takes a break last year
IT'S OVER
>Bea goes radio silent for a while after that
IT'S OVER
>Bea on hiatus this year because she has to deal with her job and had the rona
IT'S OVER

Not to mention the community is still going when she is away even if everyone's busy

>>32071462
I'll have the last laugh don't worry

>>32071560
When you realize you can't live without Bea cock once she comes back?

>>32071560
why the hell do you want to be right? i said this last year >>15255138 and i feel awful.

>>32071270
I'm retard, what do you want us to do?

https://twitter.com/biligbilig/status/1564740018165501952

>>32071768
You have to write a completely new story based on beatani/yah, it has to be in the world /vtwbg/'s writer created. I guess you can take inspiration from things in the wiki though. I don't know, I'm not a writer.
Imagine writing about the day fuwatani plotted an assasination on royalty big tits risuna or some shit.
I think /here/ chuubas can be in the world but they don't take part in much, while all the other ones that don't use 4chan are just viewed as gods.

>>32072168
eh.... I have a horrible imagination, we are supposed to be hokkaido, aren't we supposed to be a tribe and bea our leader that we see as a goddess or some shit like that?

>>32072385
I honestly don't know/remember what dads wrote for us, I'll have to check

>>32072385
/here/ are actual physical gods in the setting
the gods stay up there in the heavens while some chose to be down here in /vt/

It has been three months since Beatani-chan went on hiatus and I slid into her DMs. Don't ask me how I did that, some things are better left untold. Anyway, we got in contact, or rather: I contacted her and she responded. I tried to be all cool and hurrhurr-in-cheek with her (if you know what I mean) but of course she saw through my act from the start.
You can fool every other idiot in /yah/ but you cannot fool Beatani-chan, especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good idea of who I really was.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best thing since sliced bread served with korokke by talking about "fucking those furries" and "that one new program I installed recently", she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"
I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try again?"
me: try again? you mean you and me?
her: no, you and your mom
me: lol what
me: so you really mean you and me?
me: hello?
her: yes, you and me, foolish guy
me: you're saying you'd let me do you up the ass?
her: more like you will let me do you up the ass
her: i already got the lube and my futa, you just gotta haul your grey ass over here
It's hard to make a decision when you're having a massive hard-on without knowing what to do with it at first. So I want to say that it wasn't really my decision when I packed my bit of shit together and hopped into the next train. I pretty much knew from the moment when I said "okay" that I was completely hers. Trapped in a web of, yes, retarded internet lust. I'll be the first to admit it. But I am sure most of you would have done the same.
I've been living with her the last two weeks now. Sometimes we're sleeping in her futon together but most of the time she makes me sleep on the floor with the ants. The apartment itself is pretty small. I don't know where her family is I have never asked about them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of them even post in /yah/, but I won't disclose their identities. I wouldn't want to make myself unwelcome here. I want to stay close to Beatani-chan. I know she doesn't want me to get too close to her, but I don't care as long as she lets me follow her for a walk outside (the Tokyo sun is so nice) and as long as I can spread my ass cheeks for her to invade me.
I feel happy. Some of you may think that I am a sad dad, that I am menhera for having let go of my apartment, my cheap job, my so-called friends. I am with Beatani-chan and that is all that matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously thrusts that 36cm hog into my bowels, I simply cannot ask for anything more on earth.

>>32072859

>>32072859
Is this your resume? Do you want to write for /yah/ in /vtwbg/?

>>32073185
The reason the company didn't throw it away was because the garbage was a bunch of english, hand-written letters and they thought it looked important.

>>32073368
What did i miss, bea's company received dad's letters? What

>>32073368
"Wow... this girl must be working for an international company"

>>32073363
is an old copypasta

>>32073500
Sigh

>>32073445
the clothing store that bea sent garbage to

So is no one going to write for the vtwbg?

>>32073666
>no one
he's pretty good he should do it

>>32073666
Too late in the night here. I'm about to go to sleep but I'll try to thinking about something cool while i try to fall asleep

>>32073619
Oh yeah that. I'm forgetting everything...