/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I LOVE MAGNI

>>31998847
Amen.

/MANS/, get ready for the flood in 2 hours

Every monday, /MANS/ should have a "Magni Milking Monday Edition" because he's such a slut!

>>31998847
Amen.

I can't wait to watch Regis kill the wom*n in the DBD collab and let his bro Vesper be the only survivor

Alright fujos I'm counting on you guys to dump your porn stashs if we get too many tourists

the final 2 hours of peace...

i think it’s a pretty mature and reasonable choice for altare to not want to play fall guys in the future considering he KNOWS it makes him mad and not in an enjoyable way

I love our hag wife (male)!

>>31998808
The TRUE 5th Member of Tempus

>>31998847
Amen

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>31998901
WE MUST RESIST

>>31998847
Amen.

>>31998975
We can't be doing this alone, you have to help in too. If you want tourists to GTFO, help when you can. Write the horniest degenerate shit you can think of when it comes to the boys.

>>31998990
I don't mean this sarcastically, but did anyone say otherwise? I thought that was pretty openly accepted

man, I really don't want to watch DBD, but Reggie made me like APEX, Valorant and Hunt already, so I kind of want to give it a shot as well. Hmmmm.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

seriously, it's just a collab. Idk why they're so schizo about it.

Chapulinbros...

>>31999141
>>31999058
>>31999034
>>31998847
A M E N
M
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A M A N S
M
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S

>>31999088
Guess I'm gay for a day.

>>31999034
>>31998847
>>31999141
The trinity has been assembled

Altare stop being a little bitch to your viewers I know you will read this, relax and have fun bro.

>>31999124
I'm gonna watch it because I don't care about haters and I don't hate any holo
I'm just tired of /vt/ as a whole but this place gave me hope

>>31999141
Holy fuck i read this with Nowa voice and sounds KINO

Keeping an eye on things, it will be a good stream.
who will be the weakest link?

>>31999287

Praying to all the gods I know that the retards stick to global and catalog

Love the boys. Simple as.
This picture makes me hard as fucking diamonds.

>>31999204
We had our day in the limelight, time to go back to fully support our boys, hermano.

>>31999361
Nowa doesn’t do great in group collabs usually

>>31999287
Thread status: CONSECRATED

>>31998990
This is pretty much the only effective way I've found to deal with anger, which is to avoid things that cause it.
It's why I'll never play Smash Ultimate online ever again.

>>31998847
>Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
What does this one even mean?

>>31998975
o7 aye aye captain. I have a whole log of extreme degen on standby.

>>31998901
Somebody call the fujos NOW, we need their nastiest gay porn tonight

Kinda sucky collab desu, didn't enjoy it much
Leader too bitchy
Vespy too quiet
Viewers too sweaty
Raft is 10 times better

>Leader will try ultra hard to break the ice
>Nowa will be very quiet
>The girls will scream non-stop
There's no way this is gonna be good...

>>31999293
the fuck does that have to do with anything, take meds

would like to volunteer to be the one to give leader his destress blowjob before the collab

>>31998990
The Fall guys knock off is worse. It has a PUNCHING emote locked behind a fucking paywall. I saw Charlie/MoistCritikal play it and thought it was the most fucked up thing ever.

>>31999512
it means what it means

>>31999512
Any "news" or drama outside of Holostars is considered off-topic.

>>31999512
off topic crap

Can I trust my /MANS/ bros / sisters to avoid bait?

>>31999434
There were times in the sims collab where he would do the little kid move of "oh! Nevermind. I thought of something but nevermind." And it came off as so authentically nerdy that I ended up really liking it as a little collab quirk of his

>>31999541
Nowa being quiet is 90% of the reason I'm there

Is it weird if I think that it'd be insanely hot to let him snort coke off my ass?

>>31999541
>leader's face during the entire collab

I love my husband and his friends!!
>>31999428
High school Nowa ah ah ah ah

>>31999649
do men really enjoy replying to obvious bait?

>BAE = GOOD
>KRONI = OK
>...mori...

WHY???????????
why 5???? 4 was enougth
I dont want to hear fake "idol" mori anymore, I wish she just left for her """""rap""""" carrer and fail already
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pink woman BAD

>Reformed Gamer
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1564423067216089088

>>31999649
no

>>31998847
lmao the fuck is this?

>>31999746
You need 5 for DBD in house games retardchama.

>>31999747
I do, but only if I can think of something witty to say in response.

>>31999786
first of the tourists detected

>>31999644
>>31999619
Yeah the commandment really doesn't get that idea across just reading it as is
Makes it sound like >we don't wanna hear anything any Holo girl/Niji says

>>31999747
Yep we-
Wait a minute....

Daily reminder to both genders to avoid their specific bait topics:

Men: Do not respond to 'boredanimegirl.jpg' image with "What do men even like about this game it's so old and boring"

Women: Do not respond to "Women will never understand/I hate women so goddamn much/I wish women were real/Guys look at my poll I need to know if there are women among us"

Remember to keep our general schizo free by ignoring bait and posting the most depraved porn imaginable

We still have 2 hours. Relax guys.

>>31999541
pretty much this

>>31999778
I LOVE LEADER

>>31999533
This collab was pretty meh, mainly because they didn't get to play most of the games due to falling out early. It's understandable though since it's hard to find a balance between playing for entertainment and watching it.
Felt like Magni was the one that was carrying this time with casting (I appreciate that the rest was rooting for their fans which is cute)
Not a bad stream but not kino for me to watch the VOD ig/10

>>31999905
based John getting revenge against Jeff

>>31999905
Thank you, based John. Sorry about the wife though

>>31999746
>why 5????
>dbd
does anon really

>>31999905
Shut up John, you are a cuck.

>>31999746
She's helping the boys grow, like her or not, the boys are expanding with each collab and i want them to succeed.

Are you ready to unleash your inner fujo/yume in less than dos horas?

>>31999998
>he didn't see the secret lore after the superchat stream
OH NO NO NONONO

>>31999778
>I'm sorry for griefing you
Griefers / snipers who apologize later, or at least pretend to, piss me off. If you want to do that kind of thing, own up and flex your e-peen on the sniped streamer.

I ' L L B E W A T C H I N G B R O S

D O N ' T R E P L Y T O B A I T

>>31999905
NTR...

>>31999747
I love bait, I hate women!

You passed the
>smug/questioning chuuba face
>retarded inflammatory question
Bait test.

>>31999541
Nowa has actually spoken with all 3 involved Holo girls already offstream on their discord and on twitter. All three have also been his chat and he himself was in Bae's chat (not sure about the others). Of course, he also actually had a collab with Mori. Unless he's burned out, I don't think he will be as quiet as some think.

>>31999905
Based

>Hi guys, Regis Altare here, leader of guuuild Tempus! Tonight, I'm going to be returning some video tapes, so enjoy the stream!

>>31999533
yeah honestly I want them to keep playing raft
it's a podcast in disguise

>>31999905
I am compelled to dunk on you for the namefaggotry. Tis the law of the land.

>>31999905
I will continue to fish women with bait posts and you cannot stop me.

>>32000144
Anon, Nowa gets quiet even in Tempus collabs.

When's the DBD collab? I don't have a calender or whatever

>>32000203
It's ogey if he's just doing it for a one time bit. Otherwise I would agree.

>>31999905
>posting the most depraved porn imaginable
this is the correct way to scare normalfags and kill shitposters

>>32000173
>Regis is the killer
>girls scream and moan and beg him for mercy
How mad would unicorns be?

>>32000173
>I like to blackmail girls. Did you know I'm utterly based? Haha *pop*

So many retarded questions....

>>32000269
1/6 of a sundial, I think

>>32000269
1:30h from now

I really hope you fags saved some of that porn I posted. I can't spam the thread by myself.

>>32000269
90 minutes, here's both pov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_AmcAqxbh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Y3t6m32D0

>>31999853
>itsudemo ai rabu yu

>>31999896
Sometimes also applies when catalog is being extra bitchy and shitters enters the thread.

>>32000338
>>32000344
Thank you my niggas

Do not flood the catalog, just stay in /MANS/ and fight off annoying tourists. In the midst of that, don't forget to enjoy the stream either!

>>31999533
I agree. The Chapulin thing was based but I came to watch the boys play, not randoms.

>>32000369

EVERYONE LOOK AT MY CUTE SON!

>>32000369
Don't you worry anon...

>>32000469
Sonic fanfic bit was amazing

>>31999905
Do men really need to be reminded not to bite bait?

>>31999671
i wanna see leader-kun doing coke too!

My Kronies will destroy this thread.

>>32000553
Yeah but that was like 5 minutes of kino.

>>31999661
I think they meant collabs of more than 1 person - he's amazing one-on-one, his interview streams + Sims have been some of the best Tempus streams to date. But when its 3-4 people he tends to go quiet

>>32000369
If there's one thing I can be absolutely sure of, it's that porn ALWAYS gets saved.

>>32000567
>Deliberately baiting men
You come with me

>>31998992
I want to give Nowa Oji a nice shoulder massage TOT

>>32000567
If you post a cute girl of course I'm going to respond to you and get a hard-on.

>>32000567
I NEED TO MATING PRESS
captcha: S22224

>>32000247
He isn't running his mouth every second, but he hasn't been "awkward quiet" since debut week. If you wanna judge him for today's stream, he was about as engaged as Axel was since they had nothing to actually do after losing early.

>>31999896
That's the intended meaning, you twat. That's off-topic and baiter behaviour.

I want to pamper and spoil Nowa Oji!! I want to make him laugh and smile! I will be his wife!

predictions?
I think it's going to be "alright", boys are going to be quiet and awkward but there are going to be a few good moments here and there

>Be leader
>you get invited into a collab with women
>you instantly get mad and want to decline and call them whores but
>suddenly Vesper Ojisan agrees to collab with the girls
>You love Vesper and your bros so you can't let this slide you can't just let your ojisan go into a collab with WOMEN
>you agree to join with the condition that they let you be the killer
>your goal: to tease yet protect Vespy at all costs
>you playfully start the game by being silly hehe tehee wahh
>but soon the filthy holo women start to harrass vespy with their filthy compliments
>you can't let this slide
>you cut the crap and hunt them down like animals just playing with them making them feel like they've been raped in some retarded ass not spooky-spooky vidya but that's exactly what you want them to feel
>you make them beg like dogs and just reply with tehee *pop* as you murder them
>you save Nowa oji for last and even let him escape
>match ends everyone asks wtf is wrong with you
>oh I was just roleplaying haha :D!
>stream ends
>you're still mad that whores would invite you to collab let alone involve your pure bro into it
>you go on your 3am walk and rape some random women pretending they are Mori,Bae and Kronii

>>32000526
>酔いどれ知らずの物語わーお~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvSKHYzB82M

AAAAAAAAAAAA GETTING MATING PRESSED BY AXEL

>>32000884
We will be Nowa oji's spouses!!! I'm gonna be the best househusband for my oshi!! Tonight I made eggrolls and salad for dinner :)

>>31999905
John... I'm sorry for your amnesia.

>>32000925
Absolute Kino
People will be upset it didn't fail.
People who were a fan to everyone, will be happy things went well.
Board will be filled with flames for the coming hours, sadly

Now that the dust has settled, do we agree on Fall Guys collab being a mistake?

>>32001013
i genuinely think he'd be the type to put his partner in a standing full-nelson, and that thought is INCREDIBLY hot.

>>32001207
I got bored desu

>>32000925
it'll be good with regis murdering everyone. the girls will praise nowa for some play. altare will juke whoever the killer is unless its nowa.

>>32001207
I wouldn't say it was a mistake... but compared to their other collabs, pretty meh

>>32001207
No.
They just didn't realize how tough it is to win the game.
Thats the fate of all solo que battle royales.
Sure, they might win in the future, but today wasn't that day.

>>32001207
eh, seems like only Magni and Leader knew how to play and the latter was malding. Axel had more fun spectating than playing, it seems.

Where's the meme review stream? Vesper?
Where's the songs? Altare? Axel?
When's the karaoke stream? Magni?

>>32001207
The main problem was that it mostly a "Tempus members watch their fans play Fall Guys" because they would wait until the game ended before leaving. It was a decent collab, but Axel and Vesper had moments of not saying anything for a few minutes because they were out most of the game, and Altare got a bit salty due to being prevented from winning by horny women.

>>32001332
kek

>>32001207
I had fun.

>>32001257
thank you for putting that image into my head. i will have a wonderful yumejo dream tonight

>>32000553
Timestamp?

>>32001332
this last one especially, seems like he hasn't gotten his songs approved yet still

>>32001377
of course ya did ya dingo

>>32001332
Where's my weekly Kamen Rider watchalongs, Magni? Where's my Bionicle building handcam stream, Magni?

>>32001257
Unironically had a whole go about with a friend about this exact thought it was axmag tho

>>32000940
Greentext Altare is literally me.

working on another short animation

>>32001448
>axmag full nelson
drawfags...doko

>>32001207
the collab was fine but i don't think fall guys is good as a collab game and even as a solo stream it kinda wears thin

>>32000940
Mucho texto, your next hihi haha post must be under 20 words.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1564426552963526656

Does Magni not know the others taught Astel get magged?

right now Regis is doing breathing exercises to calm down after punching the wall and smashing the keyboard
with some luck, he'll be alright for the collab

>>32000940
how'd you predict the stream already?

It's so weird seeing Magni interacting with Scarra, a man I saw playing League like 10 years ago.

>>32001508
what do you use to draw/animate?

>>32001404
>>32001448
axel 100% shows off his strength during sex and a full nelson while standing is one of the ways he does it. can you imagine the animalistic grunting this dingo would make?? S-tier. fucking S-tier. Axel is pure sex.

>>32001448
>axmag
>not magxel

>>32001572
no, I'm still sucking off Leader as I type this

>>32001207
The viewers were too sweaty. It actually surprised me.
Fauna won some of her lobbies, but I don't think she would make the finals with these people.

>>32001440
Kamen rider is perms hell anon, also can he do bionicles or will the LEGO company be a bitch about it?

>>32001448
Sister... are you me? I had the same discussion with a friend too. I think there was a pic of something like this somewhere...

>>32001013
Axel seems like he'd last the longest out of the four, so good luck getting filled with his cum yumelotl!

>>32001023
Giving Nowa Oji his nutrition!! He needs it for the streams and offstream idol work (for his..succulent idol body >_>)
Uuu going casual biking with him and settling down at a peaceful park to have picnic ;____;

>>32000925
I'd expect some fun interactions between Bae and Vesper, but overall it'll be very formal and boring as they all try to not cross any lines or step on any toes while the schizos are watching

>>32001542
sucks to be you zoomer.

>>32001584
because he's me fr fr

>>32001612
Photoshop to draw and Vegas to animate, which is most likely not ideal
I should probably switch to Adobe Animate or something, but I'm too lazy to learn a new program

>>32001508
Add a brief pause to frame 0

>>32001542
>be leader
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>32001511
Don't look at me, I'm just a silly little drawfag go does silly little memes. I aint no big fujo artist, I'm just a little drawfag.

>>32000940
thank you anon, this is a glorious altare schizopost

https://twitter.com/joooojoboooobo/status/1564374504305876994

>>32001814
Is it your birthday, tho'?

>>32001812

>>32001690
you need permissions for a watchalong?

>>32001848
I know the commandments but I'll be damned if I didn't enjoy this collab. Sibling RP is hilarious.

>>32001644
ANONCHAMA HURRY UP AND SWALLOW THE LOAD ALREADY!!! (つд⊂) LEADER NEEDS TO GET READY

>>32001863
No

https://youtu.be/BZ8CQ9GOFG8
>altare dunking on magni out of nowhere
Kek

>>32000886
So what the fuck are >we gonna do in this collab retard?
Just never post what they say in the stream?
No one follows that "commandment" Everyone posts shit other Holos say about Tempus

>>32001904
I mean, alright, he can put a counter of the time... but it's not the same...

>>32001826
He's a fun character to schizopost about, what can I say it beats the wait during deadhours.

>>32001207
Not a mistake. There were some good moments, the boys made the best out of being spectators, and some of the fans really put on a good show in their stead which Tempus enjoyed. For those who really wanted to see the boys play though, it could have been better organized. However, I think problems like this are simply the result of how Fall Guys is as a game too. It's not necessarily its fault, but unless the devs make some kind of game mode that directly addresses this then it will always be kind of awkward to work around.

>>32001411
https://youtu.be/aH9lVSv-ksY?t=3157
starts here, goes on for a few minutes, he doesn't read the whole thing, but he reads the ending

>>32001965
there's an hour left... let me enjoy his meat rod just a little longer... mmm so good...

>>32002018
>No one follows that "commandment" Everyone posts shit other Holos say about Tempus
you aren't even a threadreader...

>>32001511
>>32001633
Brothers, I'm gonna lay on ya this Mr. Dingo going from full nelson to slamming magni/(you) onto some surface where he folds magni/(you) right in half so that's its easier for him to bite you with them big ol teeth of his

>>32000940
Stop spoiling the fucking stream

>>32002112
Whatever you say anon

For the Magyumes since it made my own heart skip a beat.

Who is he saying this to?

>>32001691
We are one my brother. Also if you ever find that image, I want to see it please.

>>32002096
MOVE AND LET ME HAVE A TASTE
>>32002123
i am Erect
>>32002198
to me, obviously.

>>32002198
The stepladder.

>>32002198
I can fix him

>>32001944
it was fantastic

>>32001944
I think the commandments are referring to collab beggers as opposed to collabs that actually happened or are scheduled to happen. At least, that's how it should be.

>>32002198
Me and the yume vesties

>>32000536
Is he fucking a dragon

Im the one that blocked Magni here lmao
https://youtu.be/aH9lVSv-ksY?t=6540

Altare should play Fall Guys with Astel.

https://streamable.com/mehu06

>>32001970
Really reciprocated that nuzzle today huh, Leader? You won't even kiss your homies goodnight but it's fine if you rub up against them?

>>32002276
he’s about to get penetrated by coco’s humongous cocock

>>32002312
Bruh
YOU HATE MAGNI!
Here we have an ANT guys!

>>32002313
>Imagine not being Shien and trying to play Fall Guys

>>32002196
TSKR ANON

>>32001448
>>32001691
Where are you guys finding friends to discuss this with...

>>32002313
holy fucking based

Good Day, I hate women
How's you all doing this day.

>>32001572
Grrrrr... fricking women-chamas... Making Leader rigthfully furrious
The thot patrolling never stops

>>32002385
there's one in your head

>>32002385
Anonchama...

>>32002312
In this instance, he deserved

>>32002385
they aren't real

>>32002415
I'm doing pretty good, brother, kind of worried about the collab tho, I think it's going to be cringe unless Nowa has finally learned to stop being a shy boy

>>32002385
Straight up, I just brainwashed my friends with 0 interest in stars. I simply did not shut the fuck up about Magni and now suddenly they want a taste of that magussy

>>32001257
nooo sexul bully isnt ok! haha

>>32002543
hi axel

>>32002538
cringe

axel, please, release the cover...

>>32002338
Uohh any webms yet?

>>32002415
love from Kazakhstan
This song goes hard
https://youtu.be/wj4_wSyiqME

>>32001944
The core is that you don't mind if collabs happen or not, cross branch collabs are not the point of this thread or Tempus.
If they happen, good. Let's discuss them.
If they don't, also good. Le'ts not waste on begging or hypotheticals of which would be good.

>>32002601
It'll release on the 31st anon, be patient.

>>32002385
>Guys
Women just as easily make friends over shit as they break friends

Remember to be on your best behaviour later, anon-tachi!

>>32002415
Good day to you too friend, I'm doing fine.

>>32002454

>>32002123
i‘m going to faint he‘d be so caught up in chasing his own release that he doesn‘t even realize how many marks he leaves, whether it‘s bite marks or the print of his hand on your neck while keeping you in that full nelson chokehold …

>>32000940
Can I hire you to predict lottery numbers for me or something? You're too good at this whole predicting the future thing.

I kinda want Unhinged Vesper to be in the collab. But he is with Demon God King so maybe both of them together just asserting male dominance on the three Holopros

>>32002667
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>32002415
doing fine, anon

>>32002667

>>32002415
>Good Day, I hate women

>>32002680
This but with magni

Yumevesties... Imagine....

>>32002659
Oh really? Did he confirm on a recent stream? I'm just a drunkard unaware of the story. Can't fucking wait.

>>32002697
No I'm just a former ''reformed'' toxic league player, Altare and I we're one in the same fucked up mind, he can mask it but he can't hide it forever I know his every move.

Yume is SHIT Fujo is where it’s at

>>32002415
I hate women
I missed the fallguys collab, thinking about catching up on it before the DBD collab

>>32002767
AAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED TO SUCK HIM OFF AAAA

>>32002698
All 5 of these members have the right qualities to be laughing / screaming.
Its gonna be entertainment.

>>32002214
How did you know I was actually a fudanshi... I'll tell you if I find something but I'm also drawing it. See you in the locked twitter mines, brother.

Did Nowa release a short?

>>32002725
>>32002848
You forgot your name dumdum

>>32002894
A short burst of cum on my face? Yeah.

Grabbing Altare by the shoulders like Please Leader don’t say anything so fucked up and evil in a moment of unfiltered anger during the collab that you get actual trouble for it. For Vesper.

>>32002930
no I didn't?

>>32002846
Straight is the one true way

bros and sisters i'm scared...

>>32002948
Leader won't do anything because Nowa oji will let him take his pent up anger in furious and rough sex after the collab.

>>32002948
Leader is going to force himself on vesper in front of everyone...

>>32002991
Lyria lookin ass

MAGNI YOU CAN'T DO THAT
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1564433670861045760

>>32002998
omg...
tumblr filenames

>>32002604
https://youtu.be/aH9lVSv-ksY?t=6611

no webms yet but be the change you want to see.

>>32002767
I need to peg this submissive vampire...

>>32002196
I'm sorry Magni, but my heart belongs to someone else...

>>32003026
>>32003018
WE ARE

>>32003055
AYO?

I don't like yumes because the boys are my friends and seeing them being USED and LUSTED OVER and OVERSEXED in UNCHARACTERISTIC WAYS makes me upset.

>>32003055
okay nevermind this retard is asking for it go crazy

>>32003055
Anyone wanna have a jerk circle and fill up this jar that I snuck out from Magni's lab? There's a weird little creature in it but it should be fine.

>>32003055
I'm never giving him the benefit of the doubt again.

>>32003155
it's the uncharacteristic ways that's the most atrocious
I get it, vtuber, but these aren't anime dudes, they're streamers with a skin, y'know, living beings

>>32003055
The dumbjar

Get it out of your system while you still have time, boys

>>32003240
he wants you to cum in the jar too anon

>>32003155
Kek.
>straight anon getting fed up with magni being a cock teasing whore and matingpressing him
ToT

>>32002816
I get what you mean, I'm the same way with Vesper.

>>32003240
>living beings
kek
anon, women don't see men as living beings, they see them as things to be exploited and discarded

>>32003240
*cums on you and your oshi*

>>32003285
Posting my favorite reply from an anon I've ever seen

>>32003055
YOU FOOL!

>>32003285
HOLY FUCK IM GONNA

>>32003316
Based

>>32003240
go back

>>32003055
THIS BRAT

>>32003055
https://youtu.be/P2QVfKMI96s

>>32003382
This
the women should go back to /nenmen/

>>32003417
you go back too, i love the yumes/fujos

>>32003316
What, you telling me you don't want to fuck this bratty alchemist until his toes are curling and his mind is blank? Magni is a perfect cumslut who's asking to get bred by superior cocks, just look and listen to him! He's always whining and needs a fat one to shut that pretty mouth of his up.

>>32003402
Giwtwm...

>>32003495
okay incel

>>32003499
>too i'ts much
Somehow hotter

>>32003055

>>31998847
>>31999034
>>31999141
>>31999287
AMEN MOTHERFUCKERS

Who's POVs are being streaming?

>>32002894
the ftl oxygen is for winners thing right?

>>32003628
Mori and Altare

>>32003628
>lean woman
>Loud woman (I think)
and Demon

>>32003499
Tfw ywn pound magni and make him eek like a squeaky toy
ToT

>>32003055
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1564435352697262082

>>32003628
Regis'
https://youtu.be/J8Y3t6m32D0
Mori's
https://youtu.be/x_AmcAqxbh4

>>32002991
thats just fiora

I didn't want to bring it up until now but since is happening soon:
I was legit surprised when I saw the collab on Altare's schedule due to his stance of collabing with people outside of Holostars. The Kobo collab made sense since they have been interacting with eachother way before that but this collab seems a bit out of nowhere unless I missed something besides Kronii talking to Nowa. Most likely he was asked to join than him taking any initiative to reach out.

>>32003696
Mori’s going to peg the glass...

>>32003499
>>32003316
If you aren't thinking of breeding this alchemist, you aren't right. Magni Dezmond is made to be stuffed with cocks. He has pretty pale skin and it needs to be marked up with hickeys, bites and bruises, anonchama!

>>32003758
ssseeeEEEEEEEXX

>>32003402
UOOOHH post the full pic anon..

>>32003743
The Tempus bois have said that they don't want to ask for collabs outside Holostars but if they get asked to join collabs they won't refuse.

>>32003738
who

>>32003743
he 100% got asked to play (vesper too). it would be a bad look to decline a request like that socially. i think he’ll probably be pretty quiet during it

>>32003598

>>32003931
swap magni and altre

>>32003743
mori and bae are adamant on forcing this kind of thing for some reason

>>32003931
Magni should be bottom right

>>32003841
not mine, from the usual koikatsu anon here
https://files.catbox.moe/in933h.png

>>32003973
nah
Magni is a tank

>>32003328
it's an older meme but it still checks out
and it came from facebook of all places *shudder*

>>32003055
Honestly the jar isn't even that bad anymore. It's actually pretty mainstream.
This is like how everyone freaks out about FMA Nina+Dog jokes. It's more about the reaction itself than the actual substance of the post.

>>32003743
>Most likely he was asked to join than him taking any initiative to reach out.

That's how it's always been for Stars. They're not dumb, they know not to approach the girls first unless they're good friends.

>>32003996
this
he acts cock hungry, but he's an absolute unit

>He's staring at chat 40 minutes before the collab even starts

>>32003993
thank you for the food, anon.

>>32003973
magni RM is fit

>>32003499
Is there an uncropped version? If so can you please link it?

>>32004055
>>32004074
he’s literally insane

>>32004055
>>32004074
Regis is always watching.

>>32004085
PERISH

Why is leader's pre-chat full of people talking about Uncle Nowa's nose? Also some containment breakers referring him as doritoman

>>32002680
>>32002761
Oh so, I had this same exact thought too lol. He has an (assumed) rape fetish, so it's not like he's particularly worried about Magni's/(your) pleasure. I also like to think he's the type of guy that likes to cum inside and watch it seep out

>>32002891
I can sniff out my own kind. o7 please post the product here, I'll be sure to jerk to it. Godspeed brother. Godspeed.

>>32003055
Scarle have mercy

>>32004252
she's gonna make that jar smell like a open fish market

>>32004252
who??

>>32004252
C-can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>32004252
Who?

Altare in his POV’s chat 40 minutes early… he must be super anxious huh…

>>32004212
because everyone's nose in the thumbnail is just a dot and Nowa is actually the only one who has a somewhat more refined nose.

>>32004279
my fucking sides jesus christ

Someone should make a bingo of what will happen at the collab.

>>32004235
Mindless fuck machine dingo...so hot
Doesn’t care if the alchemist already came and is overstimulated uoh

>>32004284
>>32004333
Nijibeggar trying to shill their chuuba, just ignore

>>32003993
giwtwm

>>32004252
Thou shall not

would you rather leader being try hard in this or nah? he said he's going to go easy on them knowing they have almost no experience in the game

personally I at least want him to try hard during his turn as the killer

>>32004252
Imagine the jar is full of her pussy juice.

>>32004398
I wrote this

>more people waiting in Altares POV than Mori's
explain

>>32004235
Gotta feed the fellow shippers for it. Food's been a little scarce and my hunger is real. I'll do my best to make you proud.

>>32004454
I don't want to.

>>32004485
>watching Mori ever
anon..

>>32004426
i WANT him to fully tryhard but he definitely won’t, he knows it’ll make him look like a dick to the girls’s audiences

>>32004485
he has 300 hours on this game. probably want to see the good pov

>>32004426
a mix of messing with people and a couple of try hard moments

>>32004485
people have been trying to self insert as him as a method of coping

>>32004513
Kek

>>32004485
Men = sovlful, funny, skilled, smart
Women = women

>>32004454

>>32004485
altare is good in this game
also he is cuter than mori

>>32004334
Can you blame the guy? He is collabing with EN girls. Their fanbase can be more wild, especially with unicorns. The kobo collab was fine since ID almost has no unicorns or any issue collabing with guys.

Why do you hate women so much?

>>32004556
Hmm nope i can’t imagine that at all, it always ends with altare doing the inserting

>>32004454
I would rather have her pussy on my face but at the same time a jar of Magni's love fluids might be better.

>>32004567
disgusting
women are disgusting anon
why would you do that

>>32004587
altare is definitely cuter than mori, no contest. leader-kun a cute

>>32004556
he's not going to be ruthless this time

>>32004556
oh no
are the social parasite back

>>32004630
It all started when I was born

>>32004484
My brother in christ. As a writefag, I'll work hard to feed you as well.
Jus lemme finish this almond eroguro and then I'll write an axmag fic /_ \b

>>32004630
give me 1 reason not to

>>32004630
why don't you?

>>32002112
>>32004252
>Looks at this Scarle posts and the amount of replies it got
You were saying anon?

>>32000173
5000 hours in paint

how long will this collab be? can't be more than an hour right?

>go to club
>slap magni’s ass
>he EEK’s
Wat do

>>32004454
i am vomit

i think that he will be normal tonight

>>32004426
NO HOLDS BARRED
I WANT BLOOD

>>32004485
Shiny new toy effect

>>32004567
anon
women literally smell like puke.

>>32004798
So he’s seriously canonically not a vampire, right?

>>32004761
24 HOUR MATING PRESS

>>32004798
haha imagine if vesper vomited on stream haha gross

>>32004752
FUCKING KEK

>>32004630
Hololive

>>32004485
have you ever tried to listen to mori before?

Sure I self insert, I self insert as rio railing magni boipucci

>>32000330
>Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girl murder. haha *pop*

>>32004485
Mori disabled her chat..

>>32004925
Big ups my man

Altare is vividly envisioning himself balls deep inside Vesper to calm himself right now

>>32004884
Burpvestie?!

>>32005028
Wow she actually did. Why did she do it?

>>32005043
Vesper would be an unhinged needy whore in bed

>>32004651
>>32004848
i'm sorry your only interaction with women was with unhygienic lardasses whose snatch only touched water once in a blue moon

>>32004884
Burpvestie is back!!!
god i want to hear him vomit so badly. He burps so much in his PL streams and it's so hot to listen to

>>32004371
Can't think of anything else

>>32004752
NICE thanks. your paint reps is showing

Do you think lore-wisei it's canon Magni has tried to fist himself at least once with his glove cloak?

>>32005183
THANK YOU ANON!

>>32005125
Unicorn schizos. why else

Last night I had a dream where I was in high school with tempus and i was apart of their friend group. For some reason in the dream I was in love with axel, even though I prefer vesper honestly, but I got friendzoned by him because he's interested in that girl he wanted to impress through playing basketball

>>32005168
>shameless pl posting in spoilers
I hate your kind

>>32005183
the middle square is supposed to be empty anon

>>32005271
just another women moment post
ignore them

>>32005302
I know, but Mori saying something dumb is a guarantee.