/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>31922918
Is that shitty song even on youtube? I can't find it if it is.

Gura loves me

>>31923208
Not yet, but it will be soon

Gurass

>>31923208
I can't find it either, am I retarded?

>>31923208
it's currently region-locked. i pray this is because management are struggling to retract it and make it disappear, and not because it's just on a timer to release at midnight in each region.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATdCqJXLSc

Pe~ pe~

If the song is so shit and didnt worth the lack of stream i will gladly to post it to youtube and also make twitter post with her art tag mentioned, reply this comment to sent it to her

>>31923261
[x] Goose it
>>31923266
>features EN
>blocked from the US
What did Cover mean by this?

>>31923322
>>31923208
fuck off with your anti shit, anything gura contributes to is good

>>31922867
>because she wants to do big things for us.
For us who? the casuals and the buyfags who don't even watch her more than once a month? the con goers who show up to attention whore and pretend to be fans? I don't see any benefit for me(us) as a shrimp who loves Gura so much he wants to see her and talk with her every day, she's doing it for herself because she feels more satisfied with that kind of activities than she does when she streams for her fans and I explained why already, there isn't enough attachment because her casual fans outnumber the loyal ones by a magnitude. Everybody assumes she's the most loved because she's the most famous but her sub numbers don't really reflect how much she's loved.

>>31923338
Hololive has always been the JP show, so much that they even put gura and ina in the background of the cover despite them being the original cast.

>>31923417
Its a constructive criticism yesman

>>31923417
that attitude is how we ended up with this foul monument to camellia's incompetence.

>>31923322
Fucking do it you pussy bitch you won't

>>31923322
You talking a lot just do it faggot, make sure you use your own account to make it more believable

>>31923474
Saying it's the worst song ever is not constructive criticism, but I do agree it wasn't worth the wait.

I'm still waiting for Gura corrected by Shota fanart

>>31923417
>the time wasted on the camelia clusterfuck song was worth it

>>31923558
You mean like this one that was posted earlier?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100816017

>>31923496
>>31923500
Just reply your criticism to my post above

>>31923483
>>31923474
>>31923566
I don't care if it's a turd of a song objectively or if she wasted her time on it. If it's part of my sharkwife's dream then I will support it no matter what it is.

>>31923683
This is how you are getting cucked yesman, i cant believe i lost so many stream hours for this monumental shit, maybe try to love her and not pretending to be chumbuds

Gura should just focus on streaming. She's clearly incapable of producing anything compelling outside of it.

>>31923683
then you're retarded and you are choosing to have an active hand in the destruction of her career. yes, when something is this bad you need to say it.

>>31923467
I can see you're a hard person to reason with, so I'm just gonna ad that not everything is just about her fans and how (you) personally feel. It's also about her dreams and helping her achieve them.

>>31923793
I agree, too bad she didnt like streaming and prefer to be a mascot instead

>>31923776
>>31923803
i can spot you a mile away you crippleschizo

>>31923631
Yeah, but it is KK

Holy fuck just got home and herd the new dogshit song....
What the actual fuck is this trash? Does anyone actually listen to garbage ear rape like this?

>>31923776
>cucked
>yesmen
Nice buzzword, thanks for confirming that you're just shitposting not doing any criticism

garbunculous gribbersham

>>31923803
the shit will be successful no matter what because of the cast.

>>31923870
That'll be 3.99 streams plus SC tip, bud.

>>31923842
>It's also about her dreams and helping her achieve them.
Shame her fans aren't part of her dreams then.

>>31923793
She did not produce this song, retard. She did produce her own birthday 3D live, which was 10/10, and Reflect, which is a great song.

>>31923870
I already disliked the song, and put a dont reccomend list to that channel, simple as that, she should realize not streaming is a mistake

>people like to take my words and twist them

>>31923943
you mean kanaru and farhan did

Believe in your wife.

>>31923931
If that's really how you feel than maybe it's time to move on.

>>31923842
Too bad dislike is free, you got one from me gura fuck your shit project i hope you read this and feel bad about that

>>31923931
>>31923852
Fly me to the moon ~

>>31923931
yes, now fuck off and find someone who cares about your constant whining, maybe some 2view shitter will give a shit about your opinion

>>31923968
disliked?
but its not even on youtube right?

Love your wife.

>song gets posted in global
>this thread
hmmm

>>31923974
>people like to give me the benefit of the doubt even as I take advantage of their good will

>>31923974
They certainly do.

>>31924052
No, i’m gonna wake all the yesman here, you all just a part of her destructive habit

Never forget.

I guess cripple got tired of being ignored on twitter.

>>31924128
ESLhands typed this

>>31924082
Yeah, it's become pretty obvious most of these "chumbuds" are not arguing in good faith.

>>31924082
It's UMISEA antis lol, they are seething because their oshi is not a part of official cover clique

>>31924031
>implying it's not true
She made it clear her projects have priority over streams and if her fans are sad when she doesn't streams then saying the projects are for the benefit of her fans is simply retarded.

I just got here, what song?

>shitposters pretend this song was written, composed, performed and mixed by Gura herself and that's why she should give up on making music
This is some retarded fucking bait, holy shit.

>>31924083
Glad you think you're a better fan because you'd rather shit on her and call her a liar.

>>31924264
Search flac in the archives.

>>31924128
>>31924259
lol retard

>>31924259
>her fans
Shitposters in /ggg/ are not her fans.

>>31924345
The first you quoted wasn't even me.

>>31924397
lol retard

>>31924259
>her fans

>>31924397
You're still a retard, so that anon is correct.

Cute shark comic, but why do I feel like this shit gonna have some heartbreaking ending

>>31924377
Casuals and cucks aren't her fans either.

>>31923974
>>31924095
Maybe she should bother explaining herself properly. Also stop making excuses not to stream.

A little early today, huh?

>>31924463
lol retard

>>31924309
>I-it's criticism btw!!!
Their logic are something else

>>31924436
>if you miss Gura when she doesn't stream you are a retard

>>31924482
>>31924535
lol retard

>>31924461
I saw a lot of episodes of this, source?

>>31924461
I think it's just lore for his(?) other art of ina with the catsharks.
It's stupid but also cute so whatever

>>31924309
Yeah it's just a coincidence that everything she works on ends up sounding like soulless dogshit that doesn't even hold a handle to her karaoke. Gura either has bad taste or is incapable of asserting herself and organizing a project. So the solution is for her to give up and stop wasting her - and our - time.

miss shork
simple as

>>31924309
There tired of moving goalposts now that things are finally coming out that they just flat out drop the charade and shit on it not being worth it even though they were planning on doing that from the beginning.

>>31924559
https://twitter.com/aoisaka77

>>31924626

>>31924626
Trying too hard

>>31924309
Gura is actually not only the CEO of Cover but the entire board of shareholders, upper management, and janitorial force. She's just that good.

>>31924535
Oh yeah, I totally believe you're missing her so much.

>>31924559
https://twitter.com/aoisaka77
It goes pretty far back. My fave is the one with kaela penguin, shit was so cute

>>31923857
Well probably the closest I know of is this
https://files.catbox.moe/rhiszv.jpeg

>>31924503
>>31924668
Its not criticism
The song is factually dogshit and not worth Gura's time or lack of streams.
If this is what we get from her hard work I dont want her doing it anymore.

>>31924626
Lol retard

>>31924626
The fact is that she feels satisfied when she does Cover-mandated projects because she really feels like she's working but she doesn't realize that streaming is not less valuable than that synthetic crap Cover asks from their holos.

>>31924672
Based, but his style looks familiar. Is he also the artist drawing gura Ina futa art?

>>31924626
This girl was raised on vocaloids. It is, at least partially, due to her tastes.

>>31924734
>>31924743
Lol retard

>>31924734
>>31924743

>>31924734
>>31924743

>>31924804
>>31924826
>>31924829
Ok tell me the song is good then

Reflect has been really stuck in my head lately for some reason

>>31924775
>>31924843

>>31924758
You would be correct.

>>31924843
Lol
R
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T
A
R
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>>31924707
You sure as fuck don't miss her in the least otherwise you wouldn't try to enable her counter-productive behavior. A soulless fanbase is not worth shit and as you can see from how dead this general has become in the past week it's obvious chumbuds are disappearing. There is no soul in a dead fanbase.

>>31924758
Seems so, just scroll down a bit and you'll see

>>31924377
>>31924427
>wanting your oshi to stream means you're not a fan
What the actual hell is wrong with you people.
>>31924674
>>31924677
Nothing that anon said was wrong and you have nothing to say back.

>>31924936
>>31924940

>>31924936
Lol R E T A R D

>>31924940
>that anon

>>31924626
I agree with you somewhat, but for example her cover with Shion was nice, so it's not all bad. Her karaoke is absolutely better than most, if not all of her actual recordings.

>>31924905
Reflect and uh....
>soulless gacha shill garbage
>butchered vocaloid dogshit
>POGGERS OCEAN
R-reflect was good, right guys?

>>31924999

reminder

>>31924940
>you people
>>31924999
>R..Right guys?

>>31924999
Reflect has a deeper meaning than what it shows. Gura hasn't explained it but she said everybody got it wrong.

>>31924775
oh now the autotune in all the official stuff makes sense

>>31924999
Why did you reply to my post with this garbage? I'm just saying the song is in my head lately.

Wow. They really regressed in the baits department

>>31924936
Ogey, you can fuck off if you don't like it then. You clearly do not enjoy Gura's content anymore, so why the fuck are you still here? Are you a masochist? For somebody calling everybody cucks, you sure act like a complete cuckold yourself.

Come on monkey, dance again

Imagine having the gall to call someone your oshi but you hate everything she does besides streaming. Like if you want just streamers, nijisanji is right next door. Don't know why you even bother with hololive considering the main focus of the company are projects, collabs, and music.

>>31924743
This is marine's project anon

>>31925110
Too bad in the Crunchyroll interview she said it doesn't have a meaning and to leave it to your own interpretation.

>>31925110
>Gura hasn't explained it
This guy totally watches Gura, you guys.

>>31925218
Right? Yes, I miss her too and have been disappointed in some of the stuff, but I also know to wait patiently and am glad that she's getting to do a bunch of the stuff she's always wanted to.

>>31925218
Streams include karaoke, chat, RP and ASMR.
Yes. I like when Gura streams.

gura the gravitationally-challenged grenadier

>>31923870
as a musician and producer, camellia basically has the education of a middle schooler and the attitude to match. he boasts of his prolific use of "non-diatonic" chords in the song, seemingly unaware that from a music theory perspective one would expect him to instead describe what kind of harmonic gestures he was using, not which ones he wasn't. ultimately, the kinds of harmonic gestures he uses in the song are the kind you hear from 10- and 11-year old musicians trying to do some sort of wild, random experimentation, i guess not knowing that in the early 20th century people had explored them all in art music, and by the 1970s they had trickled into popular music and been beaten into the ground. from this we unfortunately have to conclude that camellia is not just ignorant as a composer, but equally ignorant even as a listener of popular music.

worse, he seems unaware of those who came before and figured out ways to put these "dissonant" harmonic gestures together into structures, driving them forward as the composer explores something through them. in camellia's composition, instead of driving forward toward some destination, he just kind of swerves from chord to chord like a child behind the wheel. in the arrangement, one gets the impression he's trying to make some sort of childish "anti-music" (again, seemingly unaware of the well-trodden road of deconstructive compositional forms in the 20th century), as he seems to have consciously disposed not only of harmonic structure but likewise abandons any coherent rhythmic structure in the song.

when he gets to the mix, that's where he descends from merely incompetent down to openly defamatory. of course, his mindless limit-and-clip production style erases any opportunity for dynamic structure in the song, turning the entire thing into something that looks like it came out the ass end of a pulse-width modulator. but here he also mindlessly and indiscriminately piles effects plugins onto the featured vocalists, erasing everything distinctive about them and leaving them all sounding like the same kind of buzzing noise. he seems not to care about whether he provides a flattering presentation of his clients' performances, instead seeing his clients' commission as an opportunity to indulge himself in random button-mashing and experimenting with harmonies over which he surely knows he lacks meaningful command. one imagines camellia literally wanking and smirking as he shits out the turd of a track to turn it in.

in the end there is basically nothing that unifies the song other than a thread connecting each of camellia's incompetencies to the next. i wonder whether he does this merely because he's an idiot gassed up on his own hype, or whether he does this consciously out of spite toward hololive like some sort of jaded machiavellian caricature. neither one satisfies as an explanation if the question is whether one should hire him, but i have a hard time deciding which option would make him more despicable.

>>31925243
No retard she said that everybody gets their own meaning out of it. She had a clear meaning for the song.

>>31925296
>things that never happened

>>31925218
>why you even bother with hololive considering the main focus of the company are projects, collabs, and music
NO IT'S STREAMS YOU FUCKING MORON. NONE OF THAT OTHER SHIT WOULD BE EVEN REMOTELY POPULAR WITHOUT THE STREAMS IN THE FIRST PLACE. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD.

>>31925220
NTA, but I refuse to believe that Marine would let this shit pass. Her own songs are too high quality for her to have this much shit taste. She might be the one that got the group originally together, but I don't doubt for even a second that this is the result of corporate shit.

This whore just keep sucking dicks everyday instead of streaming, she treats cuckbuds like bank and you retards still defending this cunt. We all should shit on her in YouTube comments and her tweet art tags to call out her lies and tell her to stream. btw I just said I want her to stream so I am a fan and you can't call me an anti

>>31925390
>>31925391
>>31925386
>>31925334
>>31925324
look at this

>>31925390
I think you're in the wrong place buddy. Especially for an aspiring idol vtuber. Maybe you can pick out a nice 2view or something.

Oooo he brought out the caps lock! Be careful!

>>31925446
This but unironically.

Lmao he finally conceded and back to cuckposting

Imagine giving up on kino karaoke streams to support 4 mins of camelia techno garbage.

Gawr Gura says Gun rights are human rights

I have no idea what the fuck is going on so here's a cat

My oshi is so loved that her biggest criticism is they don't get to see her enough. Feels good man.

>>31925386
https://youtu.be/Kmf5JIeHQQ0
Here you go, retardchama.

>>31925547
BASED!

>>31925391
Well she did so now what? Marine isn't infallible

>>31925334
How's sophomore year at the conservatory treating you?

>>31925334

>>31925587
Must be a clipper or something, anyway the best they can do is criticize her streaming, feels good indeed

>>31924999
Tf are you on about?
Is this the part when you get called a retard for le epic troll bait?

>>31925218
Yeah, that's the truth. Gura is not here to grind streaming hours, she would rather be someone special in our hearts, creating music and other projects like the ASMR love nest for us.

I like the pom pom things

>>31923989
Do you know what producing something means? Hint: It's not making it from scratch yourself.

Gura said she does it all for me. She has my support and trust. There's been so many positive changes in my life since she became my oshi, so I owe her that.

>>31925727
Problem is that the music she released so far was vastly inferior to any of her karaoke streams.

>>31925799
This is the perfect body type

>>31904998
>>Gura decided to go back to college
Gura is literally a high school dropout

>>31925844
not if you count the birthday concert. that's easily the best thing she's done.

>there are cumbuds that dont like this amazing song
https://files.catbox.moe/55ozz9.flac
for some reason the soundpost wont upload so deal with it.

>>31925868
Lol no retard, her parents wont allow her to do that

you know remember that her beautiful rendition of Haiiro To Ao she recorded is sitting there in her PC and probably never have an official release

The song is whatever but I do find it funny that every new project we have retards going
>I can’t believe she spent all her time on this one new thing I’ve found out!!!!
>I’ll completely disregard she mentioned being busy because of her birthday project and ignore that she has other announcements planned like sept. 3 and just assume that she spent all her time on umisea!!!

>>31925961
I simply reply with one liner, and usually with their samefagging

>>31925902
I didn't count that. That was great, especially considering that her original plans fell through last minute.

>>31925961
Its funny because this is what you have said about every project that has come out thus far.
Id rather just have Gura streams.

>>31925961
the problem is that most of her projects are not that good and shouldn't take so much time

>>31925902
I wish I forgot about that. I was disappointed not just because the audio fucked up in the start and I didn't open my eyes for like 3 minutes (yes I trusted her words excuse me), it was completely pre-recorded except the start of the stream. It ended with a pre-recorded goodbye and that literally made me cry.

>>31925961
Don't worry, they will shit on her other projects too and keep pretending all her time and effort was spent on that one thing.

>>31925961
Yeah and last month you were saying to just wait for the payoff in August. Truth is none of these projects justify her slashing her streaming hours by over 50% this year. She's just taking advantage of her fans' goodwill to be even lazier.

>>31925961
the birthday project which kanaru spent all the time making?

>>31925958
Yes, I'll never forget it. I really hope that's one of the projects she's working on.
https://files.catbox.moe/l5eyre.mp3

>>31925909
here is a slightly less shitty version with mp3 I guess

>>31925958
Her singing is a blessing.

>>31926092
Holy fucking retard. You’re either a clip watcher or not even a chumbud at all. This is the type of person shitting up the thread I guess

>>31925868
You can take certain classes in college without prereqs like languages or art you just can't get a degree.

>>31926107
She's so beautiful. Gura, I love you!

>>31926045
>>31926042
>most of her projects
Umisea is not her project. She just participated in it. Her projects are actually great. If you didn't enjoy her 3D concert or Reflect, then you just have a shit taste, sorry.

This might be unpopular here but in my opinion Gura is very cute and sexy and kind and talented and I love her so much it's unreal.

>>31926042
>>31926045
>>31926086
Lol retards

>>31926221
The going to college for japanese wasnt the part I had issue with. The problem was the word back, because it implies that she went to college in the first place instead of being a janny

So, wheres the album / concert?

>>31926266
Pain.

>>31926068
>it was completely pre-recorded
Do... do you seriously think Hololive concerts are not prerecorded? Are you actually that fucking retarded?

>>31925844
>>31926042
>>31926045
>>31926068
>>31926086
>>31926092
Check this out

>>31926266
Same here bud, most of the time they will just shit on my oshi but the good thing is i waste their energy shitposting here instead on other media

>>31926266
Yes

>>31926136
wow, its so good, idk how anyone could dislike this song!!!
its honestly better than the original because at least is funny bad and not just actually bad

>>31926349

>>31926211
so she spent all the time rigging the models? uh huh

>>31926266
You people always come to this thread peddling this without a shred of proof.

>>31926342
Pretty autistic thing to complain about also why are you cycling your IP?

>>31926460
Gura cute without needing any proof

So, how many of these same people will be kneeling on September 3rd, do you think?

>>31926364
Punishment for making me miss her is prolonged cheek squishing.

>>31926450
No you fucking dumbass. The original project for her birthday that got scrapped that she said she got approval to do in July.

>>31926441
I would gladly get kicked out of Home Depot for correcting this employee.

https://youtu.be/VOFOmeHAmfk
Looks like UmiSea is just Marine, Cloe and Aqua, Gura and Ina have been booted from the group.

>>31926548
(no delivery)

>>31926548
Why are you replying to a retard?

>>31926477
>also why are you cycling your IP?

Nice to see that I will be the last chumbie yet again

>>31926548
i didnt know you meant that one, still a waste of time if it takes this long to come out

>>31926586
No, I'm not doing anything to need to avoid getting banned in the first place.

>>31926618

>>31926571
Good for them. Gura shouldn't be associated with that awful music.

>>31926573
Go back to global

>>31926571
oh nyo! anyway...

>>31926460
I present Evidence 4A to the court. I think this helps illustrate that my clients claims of "Gura cute" are truthful.

Tiny midget woman perfect the way she is.

>>31926571
Thank god.
I really dont want to be forced to listen to any of these dogshit songs again.

>>31926724
>>31926641
>>31926573
Lol retards

>>31926548
I'll give you until myth anniversary then I'm blasting you with your own posts.
1 orisong and multiple covers you said.
I just want more streams these 5 minute projects do nothing for me

>>31926826
>>31926783
Lol retards

>>31926738
Oh boy Gura acting cute when she has an opportunity to farm tens of thousands of dollars in SCs, how unexpected.

>>31926826
>you
who are you talking to? Also seems like you’re really hoping that nothing comes of it, which totally makes me believe you’re a chumbud

>>31926652
why not?

It's sad. It's sad because even if her projects never see the light of the day nobody will ask her about them, her fanbase is a disinterested bunch of ironic weebs.

>>31926915
Oh nyo what a retard

>>31926937
I'm being realistic here.
Do you STILL believe something big is coming?
Shion concert was pretty good I guess

>>31926450
>>31926571
>>31926573
>>31926641

Why did they cut Ina and Gura out of the MV thumbnail

>>31926618
Weird im still here

>song is just Marine, Chloe and Aqua
>Gura and Ina only provide occasional lines
>the "plot" is them lookingbfor Gura and Ina
There might be more than one song lads, brace yourselves.

>>31927052
>it’s sad its sad
>oh the humanity
Lol retard

>>31927115
no.... please not another one

>>31927063
I’m excited for whatever Gura has. You’re already at the point where nothing she shows will make you happy so I guess you can seethe during her anniversary

>>31927073
Because Umisea is catered towards for the nips. Gura and Ina are the most liked by them so they qualify to make an appearance.

>>31926915
Objection, hearsay
I have more evidence for the court

Guys, I think Gura delayed the movie watchalong for so long because she wants to finish setting up the ASMR love nest and make it feel like she's actually snuggled up next to us while we're watching the movie.

>>31927052
What? This might actually be the stupidest post so far. People were begging in chat for her to say what her big project that got cancelled was back before it got greenlit again.

>>31927115
Shitposter cant even comperhend that so no

>>31926724
>>31926783
>>31926915
>>31927052
>>31927063

>>31927174
Gura please, I need more ASMR....

>>31927152
NTA, but what could she possibly show us that makes multiple months with barely any streams worth it?

>>31927118
Imagine having a fanbase that doesn't even remember you had projects coming out this week or month, nobody will ask you how are your projects going or if they will come out at all. It's sad because that's how it is, it's sad.

>>31927115
If its anything like last year, then of course its a multi-day thing. Can't wait!

>>31923199
rubrubrubrubrub

>>31927152
>I’m excited for whatever
Have some self respect

>>31927145
No retard, umisea hologra every sunday, and new song

>>31927225
>>31927232
>>31927274

>>31927115
>There might be more than one song
please... no... i'm begging you...

>>31927241
RUBBY RUBBY TUMMY

>>31927225
Le NTA retard
>>31927274
Improve yourself retard

SAD SHARK NOISES!!!!
>leaves Umisea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOFOmeHAmfk&t=36s

>>31927316
It will be retard

>>31927316
>>31927489
>>31927512

>>31927489
>neither EN is even in the thumbnail
oof....

>>31927241
>>31927355

>>31927359
>iys
Fucking falseflagging as a yesman how sad do you have to be...

I wish she said "I love you!" instead of "You da best!" but I guess she would've needed to force herself.
Can't say you love something you don't feel love for without forcing yourself after all.

>>31927704
t. grey

>>31927685
Lol retard

>>31927704

>>31927594
Sleep well goobs
>>31927704
Lol (You) are a fucking retard

>>31927766
When was last time she said "I love you" that wasn't in a chat message? I forgot.

>>31927891
>dislike extension

>>31927980
if he had a dislike extension it would show the count. it shows the button to everyone.

>>31927891
the member chat 2 weeks ago

>>31927980
retard

>>31927980
wat

>>31927704
It is true that she basically never says it anymore. She probably feels bile in her throat even just thinking about it.

>>31927980
I use one because it should still be there and Susan can go fuck herself

>>31928055
Your mom feels bile in her throat when she thinks about you

>>31928055
>gura hate her fans r..right guys?
Lol retard kys

Anyone who doesn't like IRyS is a huge faggot. First off DadRyS is a confirmed sharkside. Second, IRyS is like 4'11" 90lbs soaking wet. If Gura and IRyS become good friends we can get the womenlet off collab wrestling match we all want

>>31928049
what's the source on that [gura_question.jpeg]?

Why did they do gura and ina dirty like that?

Whats their endgame /ggg/?

>>31928164
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98731686

>>31928149
I agree womanlet wrestling please

>>31927980
double retard....

>>31928149
offtopic but she laughs like a fem!Goofy and it's weird on my ears

>>31928022
Wait what? I thought it was this

Gura is probably on the internet right now. She might even be in this thread and we'd never know

>already time to sleep
>couldn't see Gura today either
fucking kill me in my sleep kamisama

>>31928205
Ah, so that's what the magnifying glass does. Nice.

>>31928205
ToT, also thanks

>>31928149
Yes please. They both are always super horny too.

>>31928190
Trying to make me hate gura
They have to try till i die then, even then my ghost will still support gura

Is this going to be Gura's schedule from here on out? No schedule and just infrequent Rust + Minecraft spam? Because if so a new gen debuted in Kawaii and I'm probably gonna drop her for them

>>31928149
https://youtu.be/QVvWExk8ZA4?t=8994
IRyS will tutor Gura in Japanese

Gura with kneesocks.

>>31928277
BigFish is a myth, schizo.

I'm actually mad time to leave until the next stream, cover literally turned the group more of a JP thing

>>31928285
But you cant watch her stream tommorow retard

Imagine slowly fucking Gura while caressing her tiny body and playing with her sensitive nipples.

>>31928345

>>31928265
Maybe it was in the lyrics of one of the songs. It doesn't mean she meant it though.

>>31928432

>>31928422
This isn't a response? I'm relatively new to Hololive but it seems like they barely stream. Just weighing options

does she wear a diaper in every stream or just on special occasions?

>>31928527

>>31928231
>gura
>off topic
>>31928347
I am pretty sure IRyS cannot actually read japanese

Bros, I am a disgruntled chumbud here to lodge a formal complaint on /Gura's Got Guns/ about the state of Gura's promises, since this is clearly the most effective way to do so.
Two cybersexes per year are too few! What am I, a monk? I think the amount should be increased to four and distributed on a seasonal basis on the following nights:
>Spring Valentine's
>Summer Festival
>Autumn Halloween
>Winter Christmas Eve
I think this would result in both Gura and Chumbies (forma real) being happier. Renewing our Eros, intimate love, with the passing of the seasons will ensure that our romantic relationship endures for years to come.

getting blackpilled on all the retards and antis flooding this thread. Props to those trying to keep it comfy. I like the new song, but i like chaotic and dissonant shit so I think it's cool as fuck. I think i might marry her, if i don't depress myself into a literal black hole today. Here's a picture of Gura's bum.

>>31928528
yes

Actually, you know doesn't the new UMISEA song say "We are UMISEA JP"? Is this just the JP-focused song and we're getting a UMISEA EN song later?

>>31928265
https://youtu.be/KuiiFdegumI?t=2775

Question.... Isn't the point of Umisea supposed to be JP x EN collaboration?
They just removed the entire purpose of the group, for what reason?
Does Cover really hate EN THAT much to where they need to just remove them from their own group?

>>31928584
She responds to JP chat messages pretty often

>>31928658
>we're getting a UMISEA EN song later
lol
lmao

>>31928725
they wanted to spare gura and ina the shame of being featured in such a song

>>31928725
Lol retard

>>31928727
from what I hear from hopeium users, IRyS apparently said some test was too hard for her and the test was like 9th grade reading level so she reads enlish and nip at like a middle school level. That is why the jp girls kept making fun of her in rust

>>31928700
Every love you I get from her, I treasure forever.

>>31928658
>>31928725
>>31928794
>>31928826

>>31928645
QRD on the diaper situation

>>31928700
Sugoi, thanks!

>>31928849
Same desu
I don't have the greatest memory but I memory bank her love yous

>>31928876
stop typing QRD

>>31928848
That makes more sense. I assume she's mastered the basics, but someone raised outside of Japan will only know so many kanji.

>>31928848
Kek she is a good match to goobs

>>31928794
Yeah I kinda realized what I was saying was stupid halfway through typing it, but it just feels that way given that the Hologra episode ends with the ENs swept to who knows where and this song being UMISEA JP. Like it sounds logical to have a UMISEA EN song then, but then again it's only Ina and Gura in there and I don't know if I see them doing a UMISEA EN song together.

>>31928927
quick rubdown on the diaper situation

>>31928876
Gura pissed herself playing outlast so she wears pullups during all her longer streams and horror streams. She does not wear diapers for 1 hour shill streams

Confounded, Lady
Why dost thou not accept my generous
offer?
Let's break decorum and secretly marry
Ah aye aye aye aye aye
I am still hoping, we'll both drink a love potion

>>31928998
Aye

>>31928979
thank you. that's all i wanted to know.

>>31928700
she was very lovey dovey that day
that's when she sniffed her stress peach loudly into the mic several times too
must have been a horny day for her

>>31928998
I won't allow it!
For that lady is to marry me!

Reminder to leave comments on the video about not enough Gura and Ina and to like comments complaining about it.
There are a TON of people complaining about Cover just ditching EN out of their own group.

>>31929054
As lovey dovey as she was, I want more. I always want more. I want more affection, I want more kisses. I want more love. I want more life fucker.

>>31929174
Lol retards

Thy eligibility will soon decrease
Thy eligibility will soon decrease
Thou shouldst be married to me
Thou shouldst be married to me, ahh

>>31929201
I feel you brother. But the love feels more sweet and special if she only says it when she really means it.

>>31929174
i'm glad her participation in this abortion was minimized.

>>31929306
actual cover shill
stop defending them shitting on Gura

>>31928658
Sounds like a hopeful outcome and we wouldn't be forced to listen to 5 girls trying to sing at the same, but let's be real do we have this luck?

>>31928725
i dunno but i think gura should just do more of her own shit no matter what it takes. especially if they aren't gonna help or straight up disregard her
even if she has to go rouge and disregard a lot of restrictions, she needs to just do it. punished gura arc. no one in this company is going to help her do the things she genuinely wants to do

I love Gura

>>31929201
Same, I'll never be satisfied until we're married and interacting every day. I just cant get enough of her.

That song was so terrible that it actually elevates the original Umisea song. The original Umisea song was more cheerful and everyone had a voice in their parts of the character song. This one feels like chaotic noise of a failed DJ's discarded mix.

>>31929348
I am too in a weird way but I still think its bullshit they are sidelining Ina and Gura because they are EN.
I mean >we all know Cover hates EN but they dont need to make it SO obvious.

>>31929351
Nope, you are a retard
Kys

>>31929174
>>31929329
>>31929348
>>31929351
>>31929447

>>31929329
The true true, you speak it.
But maybe soon she will have her Girlfriend laying next to you under the covers and snuggling RP ASMR stream

>>31929447
Yea really what are they gonna do if Gura goes off the rails just a bit and releases stuff without perms?
Fire her?
That would unironically kill the company.

>>31929447
I think that's a bad idea. While I genuinely understand hate for certain cover decisions and dislike of management, being in hololive has been an overall positive experience for Gura. So why throw it all away just because she (or rather the fans) didn't get their way one or two times? This is childish, you're acting like babies.

>>31929518
>>31929504
Lol retard

>>31929630
>gets mistreated at work
>doesnt stand up for herself
>its a good thing

6 more hours until shion/gura minecra date i belieb

>>31929665
Just a shitposter goob, pay no mind, i’m wasting their energy here

>>31929665(me)
i would say it looks good, this will go on my question_mark.png gura collection

I likke the new song, it's really intense, but I am having trouble making out Gura's voice in the mess of sound.

>>31929475
I love her goblin noises
https://files.catbox.moe/e0iam5.webm

>>31929630
>one or two times
>is constantly denied things every other holo is able to do
>blocked after working for months on projects
How much does Cover pay you to post here?

>>31929611
>>31929712

>>31929712
No but you are a failed miscarriage

Since she wasn't streaming I spent some time for roommate reps and came across the realization that she can never get over jay. Barbs is just a DBD buddy, jay and her have known each other for 9 years, he was the one who approached her saying he was lonely. They share the same likes and dislikes in music, he made covers of her most beloved songs, the ones that make her tear up like the Elvis songs, most likely thinks about him when she sings love songs. There's something big between them and they are even friends on steam, they added each other to their alt accounts in 2021. Fun fact: barbs and jay aren't friends but both of them are in gura's friends. It's possible to this day that Gura is still with jay, he just disappeared from the public internet for some reason.

If Gura doesn't double down with her love bombs I don't think I will ever recover from this. I wish she would declare to love the chumbuds more than she loves jay but most likely he's one of them and it wouldn't surprise me if he was one of her top chat contributors.

>>31929789

>>31929757
Same here but that song theme is looking for gura and ina so lets see

>>31929757
>Gura's voice
Anon I...

>>31929862
>its ok they cut Gura and Ina out of Umisea because they chose a plot that cut them out of Umisea
k....

Lmao that monkey resorting back to cuckposting as usual

>>31929761
She might as well be begging to be fucked, this little fucking brat. And she knows what she's doing too, and that just makes it all the worse. It's like a never ending spiral of getting more and more frustrated and my boner all the more harder.

>>31929757
It's Umisea JP this time, not Umisea

>>31929590
I don't deserve to be grouped with those shitposters, though I guess my post could be taken the wrong way now that I reread it
>>31929599
I could die a happy man. I still use her first ASMR before bed often. She's really good at it.

>>31929843
yeah me

>>31929940
I know you are a shitposter but you realize there will be more episode of umisea right retard?

>>31929611
yeah and i honestly don't want the company to be killed, and i understand gura probably doesn't want to rock the boat too much because that's just the type of person she is.
but she needs to stand up more, especially if she thinks more could be done, something could be done better, or that she is not getting a fair deal

>>31929935
>>31929940
>>31929999

>>31929843
You lost?

>>31929761
Need a soundpost of that with this image

>>31930034
with Gura and Ina as background characters with one or two lines at best.
Feel free to save this for a grudge post you will never use.

>>31930040

>>31929843
In my gentle hands, she need never long again. And under my rough choking mating press she will forget, and she will know only me.

>>31930125

>>31929862
Yeah my jp reps have a long way to go so I can't understand a damn thing in this mess of a song lol. All I hear is Marine.

>>31930055
This is unironically what peak form looks like

>>31930182
Nice pics but you doing this just makes it feel like the chink with a daiper fetish is shitting up the thread again.
Literally everyone who isnt a tourist knows that image reply spamming only makes the thread worse.

>>31929843
>Barbs
Of all things, why is this something you are hung up on
It's literally a throwaway joke line where she is alone in her room pretending to be a performer talking to an unknown regular audience member with a name she came up with on the fly (barb, which is a common shortening of barbara).
I can't believe I ever had to put this all into words because I assumed it was obvious to anyone who understands internet humor or just humor in general, but we have a lot of retards and ESLs 'round these parts

>>31929843>(me)
Forgot to mention I'm trans btw, not sure if it matters.

>>31930313

>>31930313
I'm not chinese. I also don't cuckpost

>>31929843
what are the alt steam accounts for both of em?

>>31930453
Guravaxx and Guravirus

>>31930345
I don't know what you're talking about. I merely mentioned that she and barbs aka barbieonweed are just friends.

>>31930007
I listen to a fuckload of ASMR, mostly western, but Gura's ASMR is the single best most immersive, most affectionate piece of ASMR I've ever heard. Sure there's a couple mistakes, and there's the echo problem which has been fixed, and the heartbeat thing didn't work, but my god do I tingle, and I get a chub everytime she bites the ears. And I fucking love the ear to ear tongue clicking. Makes me fucking ascend. And she's really caring, yet also kinda dominant, which is hot as fuck, like she's looking after us, but is also in control, its the comfiest and most erotic thing she has ever produced.

>>31930449
than dont reply to posts you dont like with images.
You are shitting up the thread too and the more people doing it the worse it gets.

ToT

I see chumbies went to sleep again

>>31929843
>roommate reps
You realize you're just stalking right?

>>31930494
pls tell me the steam alts, i wanna keep track of their game time too

>>31930517
I'm not the one posting images, faggot. The most I did this thread was IWyS post about how I want Gura and IRyS to wrestle