/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wish he were dead.

>>31910499
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

So this is how hololive dies? Not with a whimper but with a round of applause.

>>31910499
Kill him with a gun

he’s a really sweet autistic weirdo. stop using him for bait though

I wish I were Kobo

Kobo is legit going get one the boys swatted if her underaged ass keep trying to flirt with them.

>>31910499
SEAcels can't cope with the fact their woman will jump into any foreign male given the opportunity.

>>31910679
All Holos are +18 by contract

>>31910732
Oh okay thanks for the clarification since i thought it depended on the working age of their respective countries. But damn she does sounds like a child for being 18+.

>>31910850
She may be an adult but she's definitely physically retarded, watch her handcam chess stream with Ollie and you'll see Kobo's hands are tiny like a child's

>>31910561
Regis has taken it upon himself to make sure these bitches act like idols.

>>31910452
to be fair, Kobo has not yet developed object permanence so she thinks that if Altare leaves he will cease to exist

>>31910452
Cute, I love their sibling dynamic

>>31911133
Just like saplings

> Be indonesian
> Holo4lyf
> Except Kiara
> Holo has indonesian branch
> All of the talents speak mostly in another language because they hate me
> NijiID is almost entirely Indonesian but i hate them because they're Niji
> Shit up board for years because tribalism gives me a sense of belonging that i otherwise lack in life
> After years of irrelevancy, Moona and Risu come from nowhere to steal the spotlight at Hololive's biggest annual event.
> HoloEn mogged
> Fuck you Kiara lmao
> Indochads winning
> Gen 3 is announced the next day
> Get Kobo
> Dumb girl who can only speak one language well, my language
> Finally, someone who won't betray us
> Indochads continue winning
> She goes viral
> 3rd quickest vtuber to hit 1m subs
> Embarrasses her branch mates
> Embarrasses HoloEn
> Embarrasses Nijisanji
> Fuck you Vox lmfao
> Indochads can't stop winning
> God it feeds good to finally win as an Indonesian
> She starts hanging out with Ollie
> Uh Oh
> She announces collab with HoloStars
> Oh fuck no no no
> We may have stopped winning
> It's fine, she'll be respectful. She's not a Niji so she's not a slut.
> She asks the HoloStars to call her "Princess"
> Even Ollie tries to shut that down
> She gets visibly and audibly excited at the thought of HoloStars calling her "Princess"
> Fuck
> She continues to ask HoloStars to call her "Princess"
> Indochads are now getting cucked by the fucking shitters in HoloStars
> Not even one of the good ones like Astel
> Betrayed yet again
> Kobo is just a Niji with a Holo gloss of paint
> HoloStars EN announced
> Kobo is already playing games offline with them and fantasizing about them calling her beb instead of senpai
> It's over
> Have to wait another 18 months until Gen 4

>>31910452
Are u pedo? She is like 12 man

>>31910452
>rio and astel joined
I regret missing this live.

>>31910452
SEAbros... we do always lose to western man

>>31911133
>she thinks that if Altare leaves he will cease to exist
I mean it's not like that fear is completely unfounded...

>>31911301
are you retarded?, kobo is an indo that's not of capital origin, there's still a lot of legal lolis outside capital. i heard from someone who doxxed her, that she has a north Sumatran mixed with Chinese face. I'm minang, 156 cm male, my exes range from 139-153. so FUCK YOU western woke-moralist, GO BACK TO TWITTER

>>31911576
he's korean

>>31911105
we needed a true misogynist to give them the correction they needed, sasuga leada...

>>31911944
>156 cm male
Midgetchama stop embarrassing us

>>31910850
Its voice acting. Its impressive that she can pull her voice to such a high pitch for such long periods of time (and while speaking like a child too albeit that may be her being ESL), but there's no way she speaks like that off stream.

>>31911905
Ok I understand

>>31911944
>156 cm male
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>>31910944
Is that the case or were Ollie's just massive by comparison for perspective?

>>31910452
Altare strikes me as the most likely holostar to be a sexual predator. He seems like the type of guy that'd weasel his way into someone's life via a nice guy routine only to turn out to be a scumbag.
Such duplicity should be expected of a takodachi, I guess.

>>31916663
hot

>>31911944
>156 cm male
I'll tear up your shota boypussy
PADANG
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>>31911944
>156 cm male,

>>31916663
>He seems like the type of guy that'd weasel his way into someone's life via a nice guy routine only to turn out to be a scumbag.
He needs to stop being literally me

>>31911944
"""""male"""""

>>31916370
Ollie is suspected to have a measurable ammount of her own gravitational pull, but Kobo hands are indeed tiny compared to the objects she holds.

>>31911944
>156 cm male
Are you interested in joining Holostars?
We need a shota in here.
I don't believe that you are a male
Post a vocaroo

>>31916663
He once dated a girl he didn't love and stayed with her because her dads chili was so good. Then he found out she was cheating on him and threatened to reveal she was a whore if she did not give him her dad's chili recipe.

>>31911944
>my exes range from 139-153
are you a gnome?

>>31917355
>He once dated a girl he didn't love and stayed with her because her dads chili was so good. Then he found out she was cheating on him and threatened to reveal she was a whore if she did not give him her dad's chili recipe.
He needs to stop being literally me

>>31911944
Dwarfchama…

>>31917355
This sounds fake as fuck but the fact that he came up with this story already makes me love him.

>>31911982
>Korean
Mandatory Lazy Oni reaction

>>31911944
>angry manlet SEA pedophile
This shit really does write itself

Who spammed Regis-Kobo bait threads? And for what? Do you think people gonna like him if you spam him on the catalogue? Fuck no
https://voca.ro/12BOFhoS2D4C
t. Femkobostan

>>31910452
kek

>>31918775
What was that?
I will never watch Regis fubtaba ubers?

>>31919365
I will never watch Regis faggot blue shitter

>>31910452
>it's ok i'll make love to rio-senpai

>>31916663
This is literally the most normal way to get a gf

>>31918003
He's not a pedophile, he explained very clearly he dates indo gnomes which is very normal for the region.

>>31918003
so what's your logic dude? I'm fcking short, tall women thirst for tall dudes, so if I target same-age short women then I'm automatically a pedophile?
literally, 3 of my exes asked me out, so are THEY A SHOTACON PEDOPHILE?

vt is turning into normie board in realtime

>>31910452
Don't care, not going to watch clips featuring men either.

>>31910452
holos become more and more like niji nowadays, who should i watch now

>>31916663
Wow he's just like Luca

>>31921101
production kawaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOHWXU3mH0w&t=6249s

>>31917355
that would be so based

>>31911944
>156 cm male,
pls be in Jakarta

Everyday I am reassured that Tempus is what will fix this hobby and bring it to greater lengths.

>>31921564
pls don't go hard

>>31921252
that pink haired girl kinda sound like kirara, the fuck

>>31921101
nijis, they're becoming more and more like holos nowadays

>>31910944
>>31916370
>>31917156
When anon said Kobo is physically retarded they meant it literally. The reason why Kobo is so small and why she eats so little is that she had some sort of medical eating/digesting issue in the past that stunted her growth. Do I remember specifics? Fuck no.

>>31921068
Holy based almighty

>>31911944
>156 cm male
bro you could probably give me a standing blowjob

>>31910850
nah, ever since the chris incident being a legal adult is a requirement

>>31914698
She called out to her mom for something on a hot mic early on during the starting screen and she sounded exactly the same. Unless she planned that.

>>31910452
I wad wondering, what's the status on self inserting as a male vtuber that flirts with chuubas. Could i self insert as the male vtuber flirting with my oshi, that's essentially the shonen romcom marlet already, no?

>>31910452
Not flirting with female they said
The guy is gay they said
Just playful banter they fucking said

>>31910452
Wow it's cuck content. If I liked this shit I would've watch Vshojo instead of holo

>>31926589
>pretend to be a fictional character
It's called chunni syndrome
>pretend to be a real person
It's imposter syndrome

>>31910944
>Kobo's hands are tiny like a child's
Imagine the handjobs

>>31926589
Don't worry anon, i self insert as plenty of anime and manga characters myself. Vtubers aren't really that different.

>>31910452
I have a little sister and believe me anon it's not like your anime
>shit music taste
>annoying friends
>likes talking about uncomfortable things (women always focus on people, not things or ideas)
>you have to take care of her all the time because, apparently, girls are like retarded little babies until they turn 21 or something
>they will know your weak points and they will use that knowledge against you every time they can

>>31930703
chumposter syndrome

>>31934552
She needs correction

>>31920635
>has had 3+ relationships
>is on /vt/
>on /vt/ despite being SEA
at what point did things go wrong with your life?

>>31935259
Internet did it

>>31911944
>156cm male
>Exes range from 139CM
Are you a fucking gnome? part of a clan of blacksmith dwarfs maybe?

>>31910452
lmao.......kobo cucks

>>31935259
I tried to go for higher education in capital, i failed miserably, 22+ years old women must be need a lot of money support and family, so i need saving up, didn't goes well, i need to jerk off, became weeb, anime girls turned out to be a better fap than flesh porn. Play various eroge in old age. Find flesh tuber and vtuber are interesting. Never go outside anymore aside from part time and meeting old pal. Considering to never marry after heard my older brother is steril and having hard time with his wife

>>31934552
Fellow onii-chan here, can confirm
>shit taste with kpop
>normie friends, at least they don't fight each other
>mock me at every chance she get, despite I have higher education
>shut the fuck up when I pissed off and screamed at her face, but mock me again the next day
>try to drag me into some childish fight for no reason at all

>>31911944
>north Sumatran mixed with Chinese face
Source

>>31945996
> I heard
even I'm very curious right now, at vt, at youtube comments, they gave the same clue, "tiktoker, cosplayer, with cute batak chinese face"

>>31944580
She wants the d, bro

>>31910452
If they ever offcollab they will end up doing a terrorist attack.

>>31911944
>north Sumatran

>>31911944
>angry manlet having a meltdown
Lol get fucked dwarf no wonder indo women are thirsty for foreigners, between a fucking dwarf and someone with 186cm of course they would go for the foreigner

>>31910452
FUCK ALL THESE COCKSUCKING BITCHES
Graduate them all

>>31918003
For anyone who still think kobo is a child, consider:
There is a Indonesian singer who also from Sumatra named Rainych Ran, physically like a teenager but frickin two years older than Doja Cat

>>31911944
did they have beards?

>>31910452
Why is this slut so fucking thirsty for dick?

>>31911944
Oi, Gnome! Go back to your lawn Gnoming job!

>>31911944
>my exes range from 139-153
Where can I find dwarf and midget girl in indo? Are they all on minang?

Stupid brat needs correction

>>31921999
Hot

>>31911944
im a pure blood indonesian and even im taller than this manlet

>>31910732
Shion and Haachama were underage initially, though.

>>31944580
You sound like an arsehole

Indocuck status?

>>31964085
2018 was 4 years ago. Cover's hiring policy has changed since.

>>31911944
I'm 6'4 get fucked.

>>31910452
I've watched a lot of Kobo and I still can't tell if her voice is an act, if she's a literal child or a high-voiced hag, she's a complete enigma to me. How old do you have to be to audition, is she really minimum 17 or something?

>>31964952
You can listen to her real voice tone on her membership promotion vod.

>>31964541
Never seen mean girls get on your nerves just to test your temper before? They won't stop until you show them some kind of reaction for their own amusement

>>31953845
I just discover her channel. Damn, she should be a vtuber with that cotton candy voice.

>>31917355
That's not really what he said.

Altare was dating a girl, and he realized she was cheating on him at some point, but he stayed with her for another month even though he wasn't into her anymore because he liked her dad's chilli so much.

He never actually threatened her for the recipe, he was just joking that he could have done that when he was reading the comments from chat.

>>31910452
hawt

i hope he fucks her just to see the reaction of all the women on this board

>>31910732
In EN, JP and ID have different laws in their countries that allowed them to work earlier.

>>31964743
Ollie was under 18 when she was hired anon

>>31918003
Do your logic reps you mental manlet

>>31980627
That's not true.

>>31911944
I also hate woke moralists but you cannot call yourself a male while also being 156cm, that's just not how things work.

>>31910452
based

>>31910452
neat