/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ALMOND CUTE! CUTE!

>>31787918
lips

>>31787956
ALMOND LOVE!

i hope this little bastard got some good rest last night so he can play super auto pets and have a lot of fun

I LOVE MY DEMON GOD-KING HUSBAND!

first tempus stream of the day hasn't even started and i'm already sleepy

The Demon King Devouring His Pop-Tart

>leader exhausted and his body cover in slime after spending a whole night defeating countless altventurers to farm exp

been mia for a while, can anybody point me in the direction of Vesper's bike story?

>>31788254
They carry him back to his minecraft house like Spiderman 2 to heal

>>31788357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR_UHfg-3vU&t=8310s

>>31788474
thank you anon

>>31788254
Does Axel beat up his axelotls for exp too? Magni said that he like beating and squeezing magmites.

leader being represented by a lamb is very cute actually… i know it’s because he played CoTL but it kind of works

>>31788613
can be also a "sheep in wolf's clothing" thing! he's kinda drawn as a wolf thanks to zelda (and he's a dog person) it's cute

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Who will save Altare from himself this loop?

>>31788254
Leader exhaust his body too much by Piercing the Altventurers too much.

>>31788254
>>31788407
>>31788599
"I am many things, Kobo. But here, I am god."

>>31788791
Amen.

AHHH RIO IS TALKING ABOUT TEMPUS
he likes uncle nowa's laugh apparently (just tuned in) and the chat feels the same and feels happy when he does d'awww

also he kinda wants him to do a santa laugh

>>31788791
Amen.

remember bros
from now on, if you see a lil guy
PUNT THEM TO OBLIVION

>>31788950
Yeah, me

Not sure if there's any yume Vesties still around, but a drawing based on >>31778196
I draw slow so don't mind me lol

>>31789743

>>31789743
not even a vestie yume but UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEX

>>31789743
Holy shit. Quality work as always, drawanon.

>>31789743
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHH EROTIC....

>>31789743
Kinda looks like magni, i’ll imagine magni instead

haven't watched any good fanart from the boys in a while, they only get gayer, no more genderbend art?

>>31789743
UOOOOOHHHHH I LOVE YOU ANON
Pls draw one for leader-kun

>>31790207
ah...anon...say "ahhhh"!

>apex vod stilll up
Will we regularly hear Axel say "cunt" now?

>>31790529
>everyone looks so different
>magni looks the same
why do they keep doing this?

>>31790529
No thanks, I prefer my boys as boys.
>>31790565
I hope so

>>31790700
anon...

>>31790705
the anon wants genderbent art i spoonfeed it
the genderbending still exists but boys are better off as boys. and it should be that way

>kobo playing the rebecca game
Kusogaki trying to beat leader...

Axel should stop it with the Japanese streams. If I cared, I would have watched the JP side already.

>>31790565
holy shit, is there a timestamp?

>>31791183
*cums on you*

>>31791267
Are you Axel by any chance?

>>31791183
Watch the streams - it will help you learn japanese. You always wanted to learn japanese

>>31791458
Nah cunt

>>31791458
Not Axel. But would cum on his ears.

>>31790529
Deeply saddened by the lack of a dumpy on Auntie Nowa here but she's still hot. Excellent picture.

>>31789743
Is that a dude or a girl?

>>31791991
It's whatever (You) want it to be.

>>31791183
I don’t mind that he does JP streams once in a while, but I hope he does more streams and more interesting streams from now on

ALCHEMIST AND HIS LEADER SLASH BF

Doing my VOD reps right now and i can't believe Leader got mogged by someone shorter then him in Blockgame. Magni comforting him was cute though

>>31791183
Nah, him pandering to his jp audience isn't too bad since he only does it once in a while

>>31792439
Yeah, it's a pretty nice touching bases kind of thing. Axel does it very sparingly so it's not bad at all. Being in the community for so long, there's a surprising amount of JOPs lurking in EN streams and they're some of the oldest StarsJP fans out there. It's cute to see them come out of the woodwork and be able to connect with StarsEN. It's a cute reverse of the devoted EOP turned JSL fanbase that StarsJP has amassed; case in point: Roberu's Kaigai summoning ritual.

>>31788254
>overpowering an exhausted leader and making him pay back for all the fellow altventurers he had stabbed

>>31792322
KYOTE!!!

>>31791183
Uh...you can just skip the jp stream maybe?
On a side note, he should really do more karaoke stream (standing this time), it's his strength after all

jwu, I miss my uncle!

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MR. GREASY?!

I MISS LEADER UUUUUUUU

>>31793313
>>31789743

>>31792815
True. There are a decent amount of JOP that watch EN and a lot of Starsfags from the JOP side also like watching Tempus, it's also good that Axel can collab smoothly with JPstars.

I really the JP senpai collabs with other boys but it's just different when Axel is the one in the collab since he can actually speak Japanese effeciently. Nowa is getting really good though even if it's just the basics.

I now want to go to Patagonia

>>31793417
Saw it, it's great but unfortunately I'm just a vesoji myself. Happy for the yumes though!

Will any of them play patapon games?

Just started the mariokart vod, I can't believe Magni got knocked off the track in the first fucking turn kek.

I Got Transported To Another World As A Hero But I Want To Be The Demon Lord

Bro I just wish I had friends. these boys best not be hating on each other behind the scenes that'd devastate me

>>31794077
Whole stream was just Maglord getting bullied. Good shit

>>31794259
I 1000% don’t think so

>>31794259
it's never too late to make friends anon

I'm a simple straight man. I just want to go on a long, early morning bike ride with Nowa (we'll leave just before the sun starts to rise), sit under a beautiful oak tree with a picturesque view and sun-dappled grass, eat some sandwiches he autistically prepared and just chat about life and nerdy shit. We'll then cycle back to this place, he'll show me around his garage where he stores all his collected classic steel gravel bikes, only to then spend the rest of the afternoon fixing one up with an incessant supply of quality teas he desperately wants me to try.

>I will never have this.

>(You) will never have this.

>>31791183
>If I cared
>I
That's where you are wrong. He's not pandering to (You), an EOP. If you don't like it then don't watch it.

>>31794405
Vestification process: START

>>31794405
My solution is to become just like Nowa

IRyS you idiot...

I read through the almond stuff on the last thread, and now I can't stop thinking of a scenario where Tempiss is fighting some big bad or something.
Vesper and Axel are beaten up pretty badly, but still standing - barely. Leader-kun is hurt the most, as he keeps trying to protect his bros, while Magni was kept in the back; protected as their ranged attacker/healer through the use of his potions. Big bad gets fed up and ends up hitting Magni directly, knocking him unconscious. He's bleeding pretty badly.
And Leader-kun just goes. Off. Full on black aura surrounding him going off. He blinks and suddenly Magni's hugging him from behind begging him to stop, and he looks down at just a puddle of mush he's been stomping on.

>>31794719
Wrong thread

>>31793391
Leader-kun after I’m done with him

Don't know if it'd be a good a idea if any of the boys in gen2 shared the same artist with any of the girls. But I kinda want Pochi-mama to design a boy for EN.

>>31794748
Tempiss?

>>31794828
must've been autocorrect, which means that dude's a shitposter kek

>>31794828
Which... Would have the best tasting.
Just hypothetically.

>>31794816
Do not utter that name here, for I will unleash my folder in /MANS/ and drown-out everything that was once gay.

leader is so cute...

>>31794828
>>31794858
I just genuinely call them that sometimes cause I think it's funny....

>>31795043
I have a mighty NEED for oneshota.

>>31795131

>>31794405
I'm going to be in gen 2 so I might get this experience

>>31795181
I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!!! I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE!!

apex players, what is up with the chargerifle?

>>31795131
I can’t believe i’m sharing threads with someone that shitposts in catalog and comes acts like a friend to our face

>>31795176
Bratty San bullying Magni into submission

>>31795131
It's just cringe...
>post one of those uuu edits
That too. ogeys and uuu or whatever they're called are pretty much the pepes of /vt/. It's like posting a twitch emote, it's just cringe.

>>31795043
>>31795176
>shota designed by Pochi-mama for Stars gen2
>Roberu would ironically be jealous
I want this for the sole purpose of having winning son complain about how his kouhai is living his dream.

I wonder if any of them wears a thong

>>31795468
magni hands down

>>31795468
Magni. or Vesper if you told him to

>>31794405
I'm going to steal your Nowa

LEADER ON THE TELLY, GET THE FUCK IN RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gln_fB3-0-w

>>31795397
stfu no fun allowed mf

I think Magni would have the best tasting piss

>>31795776
How many NLisms is he going to end up using?

>>31795397
BUT I MISS NOWAAAAAAAAAAAA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>31795783
Fun is good, but frogs, in almost 2023? C'mon..

>>31795543
he looks like cheese

>>31795831

>>31795776
LEADER UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You will watch Super Auto Pets and you'll like it
(It's a fun little game)

Today I will learn what Super Auto Pets is.

>>31795831
We are NOT doing this, anon.

I hope he throws in some cheeky NL references.

Roll me, Freeze me, Juice me, Squeeze me

>>31795876
What even spawned those edits and what do they mean? I think it started in global from Fauna, no? Is it one of her emotes or something? They're only used for spamming too

ITS TIME FOR SUPER AUTO PETS AWOOOGA ROLL ME JUICE ME FUCK ME SQEEK ME

Not an Alt yume but his sick voice is deeper and it's...

LEADER ON THE TELLY!!

I want Regis to collab with NL someday, I would watch every minute without a moment's distraction.

I've watched so much NL SAP content that I associate the background music with his channel.

>>31796004
They're just cute little reaction images and it's their birthday too, come on.

>>31795924
anon, this man has a shit ton of holes (3 in both arms (6), 4 on his back) might as well be fucking swiss cheese at this point

>>31795831

>>31795831
You cut that shit out right now.

sailin the same boat. BOYS

>Leader is still sick
I hope he rest more after this....

I-I hate those charge rifle cunts!!!!!

Wait... Is this just TFT?

>>31796379
Yeah

I WANNA GIVE MAGUNI MY MOIST CARROT
captcha: NTRNN

>>31796379
but better? yes

leader stayed up too late last night!!

>>31796379
But with simpler positioning it looks like? Even more like a card game.

>>31796528
Yeah, with me.

I know nothing about Team Fight Tactics (I think that's what TFT is?) or Super Auto Pets but I already get the appeal.

i've never seen this game before, has anyone else in HoloEN played it?

>>31796587
Yeah, Altare has

oh no I can already see people malding at the inefficiencies

>>31796587
Nope. Watch Northernlion for a fuckton of this game though.

>>31796587
Surprised Fauna hasn't. She is also an NL fan

>>31796677
>>31796723
i see....no wonder i've haven't heard of this game before. it looks cute though

>you piece
Based

I feel so out of the loop for never having watched Northern Lion. What's he like?

moist siblings?

The one thing that can defeat the demon lord...

>>31796956
whose butt is that.

>>31796862

Old man who people watch for the rambling anecdotes and bants, not the gameplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxji0d2cVYg

Altare is pretty good at stopping himself from having gamer moments during streams

>>31796862
He might be the most interesting conversationalist I've watched stream. He is very intelligent and knowledgeable in a wide breadth of topics, but in a way that doesn't feel condescending to his audience.

>>31796862
I'd say pretty chill. Altare's stream style is kinda reminiscent of NL where he just goes on tangents while playing games. Plus, watching his vids actually improved my english :D

>>31796956
MAGNI DOXX WTF

What are the chances Regis nabs a collab with NL?

>>31797097
With a wicked sense of humor

>>31796528
Yeah, breeding me

>>31796862
He's Altare and Fauna combined is how I can explain it in holo terms

>That guy has a strong [...] cock.

>>31796862
Pretty much an average streamer that streams a lot, and thinks he's better than everyone else, an unpleasant fellow imo.

Is leader a stinky fucker?

Not a /#/s fag but it's kinda surprising that SAP gets more views than cult of the lamb. Surprising for me at least.

this seems like a fake game. like if you just listen to what he's saying it sounds surreal

LEADER HATES US

>>31797242
NL has gone on record to say he doesn't have any interest in vtubers despitebeing a fan of anime. He doesn't really rag on them or anything though. I would say the odds are low and it would be hard to imagine the circumstances where he agreed to it.

>>31797383
Cult of the Lamb just doesn't look very fun to me. All of the streams of it feel very astroturfed.

LEADER ONLY LOVES MAGNI IDIOTS HE SAID IT IN HIS MINECRAFT STREAM

>>31797428
I tuned in once and heard he watched Coco's graduation so I do think he at least watches some of them.

>>31797009
What the actual hell is the context

>>31797471
b-but… he loves uncle nowa too… i heard him say it…

LEADER HATES US

>>31797464
>astroturfed
Tf

>>31797570
sounds good desu i'll take that as well

>>31797596
lots of streamers have been playing it. comes across as a flavor of the month that snowballed from sponsored streams to me, is all I mean

>>31797471
>>31797570
Leader loves all his homies. No homie left behind.

>>31797390
That is part of the fun of the game. It sounds completely ridiculous out of context.
>Nah I'm not going to buy this dog, it doesn't fit my food build
>My opponent's penguin team has destroyed me
>Turn 6 is too late for a worm
>I hate the ox meta

Superchat leader if he would still love us if we were maggots

>>31796956
Is this gay sex?

>>31797716

Just yesterday my fucking crocodile killed the enemy's stork and it spawned a level 2 shark. The enemy team was running a fly build, so the shark was easily 50/50 by the time I got to it. I have never been more mad at a snipe before.

I wish Reedah would play a good autobattler like Astronarch

>>31797812
shut the fuck up

i was in shambles that he just wont say he loves us but i remembered he only reserves that to magni and uncle nowa
now i feel way much better

>Solo Payday 2
Doesn't sound too fun. I wish the boys could have finished that one mission.

>>31797383
Probably the novelty buff. It isn't a flavor of the month game and I rarely see it played by corpo chuubas. Pretty cool to see Altare play it.

Risk of rain 2 permissions gotten!

>>31797097
>>31797346
I am curious now. I'll have to watch a clip or two and decide for myself. I will say that from a soundpost I saw in here once that he seems incredibly autistic.

RISK OF RAIN 2 CONFIRMED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

>>31797870
They'll be playing it again soon, and they are going to practice beforehand so that the rest of them actually have some idea of what they are doing

RIP LEADER

That team seemed bullshit OP

You can tell he's putting in so much effort to keep himself from saying the gamer word

MOTHERLY INVADERS
milf hunter leader?

>>31798059
Sigh

i logged on to fuck with leader and ended up getting a 10 piece jajaja

>>31798059
kek
best moment from the Blockgame stream, he's got a lot of self-control

>>31798167
>sniper build
Devilish

>>31798184
lol I must have missed some gold; that's a funny screencap

Swallowing 10 loads, that's too much, man.

>>31797932
Might also help that it's a Saturday. He's playing Cult of the Lamb mostly on weekday mornings.

>honey badger
The perfect scumfuck tech, though it may have been nerfed since I last played dont know.

It's so fresh seeing Holostars going after perms for old gamrs instead of only launch games

>>31798257
at the near end of the stream he got killed by a baby zombie, lost all his shit and sat there in complete silence while Magni tried to comfort him

Leader going for scumbag build nice

kek. fucked by his own honey badger

Wait is this online?

>>31798482
Yeah. You cant see the usernames because his model is in front of them

>>31798059
Timestamp?

noir winging his application just before going to bed and getting accepted is pretty wild considering some holos got rejected numerous times

>>31798167
>snipping leader in a cute animal game
kek
kinda based

>OX in the front
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANNA BE SANG A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO NO FAIR AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31798167
You fucking madman. Kinda based.

>>31798115
Axel already said that his mother watches Regus.

Okay...how many of you are sniping, Regis?

>>31798673
>>31796660

It's starting

this game... actually looks kinda fun

leader is cute today…

>>31798835
It's fun but getting 10 wins without running pure meta teams is like smashing your genitals with a hammer.

>takes chat's advice and moves his hippo to 2nd spot
>2nd spot scorpion
BRUTAL

HES POPPING GET DOWN

he's losing it...l-leader...

>those pops
he’s pissed

>moves hippo back
>very next round runs into second position scorpion

Sasuga leader

>>31798700
>tfw your own kaasan simps for leader

Tousan abunaaaaaai

>>31799121
he's probably saying the gamer word in morse code

yesterday I dreamed that Vesper was tricked into saying nyaga, I couldn't sleep well because of it
I also had another one where Axel said it loud and clear after his first stream
why I'm like this?

>defeated by his scholar
Guild Tempus is in shambles

>used apple on the 2/2 fish instead of the 3/3

AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do I get the feeling that Nowa oji would mog Demon Lord at this game

>>31799300
he's currently getting mogged by anons /here/

uncle nowa twice

>>31799128
thats why you always take a turtle

>ywn get destroyed by Nowa Oji

>>31799450
ATT

>hi honey
why is he so cute UGH i want to squish his face

>>31799499
you yumes are too easy!

>>31799598
ya i'm weak to cute boys
you got me

i wasn't expecting this game to be fun, i actually want to try playing it now

Turn 7 cricket gg next

>tfw a roadkill is funny to leader

>Runs hippo
>Gets fucked by scorpo
>Runs horse build
>Gets fucked by hippo
Readah...

How are you even supposed to deal with a hippo like that?

>>31799862
That hippo matchup was brutal

shameless self promo from a superchatter!

>my side of the mountain
BASED

>>31799889
By having a scaling unit that is bigger than the hippo, or by having a scorpion (as long as the hippo doesn't have melon armor).

Damn, Leader is getting fucked up by hippos

>>31800012
Does scorpion have deathtouch or something?

>>31800142
He's running a lot of summoning which just gets massacred by a hippo (especially a garlic hippo)

>>31800163
Yes. Peanut = deathtouch and scorpions start with a peanut on them.

leader's going the GDQ strategy, people are always willing to spend money to have people hear their terrible puns

>>31799889
Hippo gets +stats for every kill it gets so you just have to kill it first. You can use skunk + steak or scorpion or something if youre not using a scaling team

>>31800258
Seems like you can get really fucked up with match ups in this game

Does Altare even have a way to push to activate the Iguana's ability?

>>31800384
The animals added in the packs made positioning and team comp even more complex than the base game.

>>31800564
Nope, he's just counting on going up against summon teams

>autistically explaining his pun rating
cute…

EAT SHIT TURTLE BITCH

Racoon is the 5th member of Tempus

>>31800879
t. someone who got magged by a turtle

i don't want to concernfag too much but leader has been sneezing a lot during stream, hope he gets better soon

MM...MONKE.

That loss was hubris for not freezing the snail. The SAP gods saw that.

at this point he should just keep the racoon at the front for every team

overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

Trash pandas ftw

>>31801036
he’s been sick for like a week and doesn’t seem to be getting much better… weader…

i'm lost, can someone explain this game

>there's a retard that keeps spamming about if Regis will collab with Kobo
what the fuck is wrong with these idiots?

>>31801324
He's going to take a lighter schedule this week, so hopefully he'll get more rest.

>>31801519
>its a literal clipfaggot

>>31801519
>checked who it is
>saw that it was someone with a gura profile
why am i not surprised?

>>31801519
even on rio's chat too saw one spamming for kobo collab, is there something going on? kek
anyways. RIP swordfish and turtle

>>31801519
Typical INus homobeggar

http://poal.me/ad43jg

>>31801624
why are americans like this

>>31795831
NOT AGAIN HOSHIYOMI, NOT AGAIN

>>31801842
I think you should watch the stream.

>>31801396
Don't know much about the game but it seems like you get a bunch of animals, use items from the shop while buying new animals to make a team, then you fight people online. It's free to play too.

>>31801888
Not really into Altare

Iguana's doing some work

>>31801888
trips btfoing /soc/ faggots
watch streams

>>31801624
>>31801625
I'll never understand collab beggars doing this in chat...

>>31801976
then kill yourself instead

>>31801036
He should check if life decided to debuff him with hay fever. I doubt it's still a cold at this point.

>>31801976
Go attentionwhore somewhere else then

>>31801976
I'm not really into faggots, but here you are.

>>31802341
Mid

why are we being raided by americans

HOLY SHIT DAVID

Enter oil baron

holostars is a money laundering scheme

JESAS DAVID

>>31802341
My brother in Christ, you're in /mans/

ENTER LEADER'S OIL BARON

ENTER DAVID

David back at it again

Yumesisters... David is going to fuck Altare before you.

David is comin for that bussy

what’s david up to now

Did David's scs already amount to $1000?

is gramps doing a zatsu this morning?

Do the others have oil barons as well? (Not counting Arenei, I mean someone that gives akasupas only to one of them)

David is really out here after Leader's demon lord bussy...I KNEEL

>>31802573
jokes on you i'm also a fujo
i will accept more people in his harem

>>31802695
https://youtu.be/LqnrVirOvDQ
he's observing his ball

>>31802573
i respect it. david is clearly one of us

>>31802705
I've seen TsukikoIchinose in Axel's chat... well she mostly donates to Axel but I do see her also scing to other tempus boys

>>31802770
Now I want the others as the Gintama four

>>31802705
I don't think any of the boys have dedicated ones yet like Regis right now.
Nowa might have a few but Magini and Axel definitely don't yet.

what are the chances of David being one of the boys' alt?

>>31802935
Retard

>>31802935
>It's Vesper since Altare is his oshi

>>31802935
Money laundering rrat

catching up on axelstars apex
>im extroverted but
>when i talk to girls i choke
>i literally cant speak properly
hes just like me...

>>31802935
Rrat: David is Nowa's alt because he mentioned if he ever met Altare irl he'd be happy to blow all his money on him

>>31802854
here: https://twitter.com/galactinose/status/1562570418841862144

>>31803058
Axel/Nodokashippers... things aren't looking good

...does magni not have car insurance?

i wasn't expecting Leader to be the first one to get a dedicated oil baron before the others, i wonder when Magni and Axel will get one

>>31803060
Altare really does have a strong effect on a certain type of person, doesn't he? That gentle yet sadistic dom energy draws them in like a vortex.

Why so many faggots ITT? shut thefuck up. Regis collabs with Kobos 9 year old pussy every single night

>>31797553
In just his second battle, Altare immediately got trampled by Danish feet on stream.

>>31803062
Sweet, you're the best

>>31803058
WTF?

>>31803228
I think he was saying that he doesn't have health insurance. He's just like me.

I want to mating press david and arenei

>>31803238
>Altare has the ability to attract older men with lots of disposable income
SASUGA DEMON LORD

>>31803400
leader-sama...

>david is nowa’s alt and it turns him on to submissively throw money at altare to surprise and please him

>>31803633
>>31803717
>Nowa wants to ara ara leader
Based

Nowa mentions the altarebowl once and you fujos are running to the moon with it

requesting a magni edit please

talk about streams or fuck off. you homofaggots are killing the thread

>>31803942
He also did this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtQjd3-foec

>>31803951
>tells fujos to leave during dead hours
>doesn't bother to talk about the stream either and the thread dies
Retard

>>31804021
nowa really likes him… like really likes him…

>>31803058
He's just like me... no wonder I'm compelled to have him as my son.

>>31804021
UOOOOOH MY HEART...

This is cute too

>>31802990
>>31803060
You joke about this but Nowa said money was never a problem for him on his previous job and he was able to easily finance his hobbies. Wouldn't surprise me if his bank account is 7 digits and he just want to give it all to the boys

>>31804021
>Nowa's oshi is Regis
>my oshi is Regis
W-we are....

>>31804262
didn’t altare joke about taking part of his SC earnings for guild fees and vesper immediately and seemingly earnestly agreed to the idea? he really wants to spoil them

>>31804217
almond cute!!!!

>>31803058
So that is why he still has not collabed with Mori.

>>31804365
This is the same man who took apart a PC to find gold in it to give to them. Nowa seems like he's got money to spare and he loves his bros.

>>31804450
W-what's behind the paper?

YOU CAN’T REFUND SC ON YOUTUBE CAN YOU??

>>31804512
probably his rage and desire to destroy everything in front of him

>>31804450
That was a nice moment. Regis should have just tunneled up though

Nowa and a nice big ladder

Dead hours so I'm gonna leave this pic of dog here.

>>31803633
This picture with that exact censor makes me lose my shit. It looks like one of those freeze frame jokes that go like uh...

> FREEZE FRAME
> 'Hello. Hi, everybody. I'm Vesper Noir, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English. Now, you may be wondering how I got into this situation. You see, I'm not exactly asleep. I'm not asleep, y'know? Like, I'm still in the process of drifting off to sleep. My eyes are closed, so I looke like I'm sleeping, right? Next thing I know, I can hear my bedroom door open and I hear Altare's whispering, asking if I was asleep and like, what was I supposed to say?
> Now, I know I'm getting blasted with a huge load, but like, I can't just show you our dear leader's dick, yeah? Yeah.

i love them...

>>31804570
Oh no... did you finally realize that you won't be able to marry Regis?

>>31805540
>says something
>says it again but ends it with “you know?” or “right?”
noir vesper himself wrote this shitpost

>>31805540
KEK

>>31805540
i fucking read this in his voice...fucking hell it sounds exactly like him

>>31805540
>Nowa pretending to sleep while Regis jacks off right on top of him about to blow his load
ToT

>>31805540
Accidentally put an extra 'e' in there but the typo scuff kinda makes it funnier. I'm sticking to the bit lol

>>31805540
Very good.

>>31795352
How can we convince management/Pako to let a member of gen2 use a design similar to this cause I legitimately hate that it went to waste

Bros I want to hear Axel say cunt more

>>31805540
Jesus fuck, why did you have to catch his speech mannerism? Now I can't not read it in his voice

>Magni's favorite color is pink
Kek, of course.

>>31806219
I can totally see Magni rocking a pink shirt with white pants miami vice style

>>31806183
i really want Pako to design a boys for StarsEN, he's a really good artist and i want to know what kind of guy he'd make since he's pretty creative with his art

>>31806014
nowa pretending to sleep is even hotter than him actually being asleep AAAA

>>31798534
since it's the first starsen gen I imagine they were a little more accepting of applicants with lower views. I wonder if it'll continue now that Tempus actually turned out pretty good

ALMOND MEIDO

>>31806452
Ohnyo...the hololive effect

>>31806678
>hands come from the side ribbon
That’s cool as fuck

Tempus made me accept my bisexuality and it's such a retarded fucking way to happen I still can't quite deal with it.

>>31806757
maguni's handribbons...cute...

>>31806452
Probably will if we go by what the other boys have said so far. Magni applied to Stars on a whim and Axel got in after one interview.

It seems like the talent scouts are fine with applicants with low views if they have the right personality type that match whatever character they have set up. Magni's roommate having big numbers also didn't matter much according to him since Cover isn't looking for that, they want people who are talented, entertaining and are trustworthy.

>>31806906
i'm glad you came to terms with it!
you're now an equal opportunity asspounder

>>31806906
Do you unironically want to put your penis in someone's anus or vice-versa?

>>31806678
so cute.....

>>31807055
Only with Magni kek, with Nowa it's more romantic and allowing myself to be vulnerable.

>>31806919
HOW DO I HOLD ALL THESE MAGNI HANDS

>>31806906
which boy got you, anon?

can't wait for saturday nowa

>>31807209
See >>31807162

>>31806992
And the most important factor is them not yabbing as hard and can actually function as a group since Cover's main selling point really is how close each member is to their gens.

>>31807209
Surprise surprise
>>31807162

https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1563567993170276354

>>31807194
Two go in your hands.
Two go on your neck.
Two cups your rear.
Two fondles your dick and balls.
It's really that simple.

>>31806440
Nowa keeps pretending to sleep because he can't bring himself to stop Altare since he's secretly happy that he's getting this kind of attention

>>31807162
>magni
So, the genderbent/highly feminized version you see in fan art and such?

>>31807339
this guy gets it

>>31807335
w-why would you link this? we're seiso AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>31807306
>Cover's main selling point really is how close each member is to their gens.
This isn’t true at all, though. Gens like those don’t occur often. As for the main selling point, I believe it’s the idol culture and the segregation of talents by gender. Gachikois and yumes are huge market.

>>31807507
Normal too. But Magni is honestly the afterthought here and is basically just a continuation of what I liked before, only expanded to feminine dudes as well. Nowa is the completely new thing and the role I imagine myself in with him is something I never had before.

>>31807162
>Magni giving anons a sexual awakening
SASUGA MAGLORD

>>31807707
also uncle nowa too, looks like some anons might be bi for him

>>31805540
I spit out my drink, thanks

>>31807306
>how close each member is to their gens.
>Gen2
>Gen4
>Suntempo
>HoloX
>Myth
I think Tempus are somewhat of an exception anon.

>>31795352
God bless the people who made porn of him
And to the guy who made his koikatsu model so porn of him will never completely go away

>>31807656
Uncle’s gentleness makes him very easy to be vulnerable with…

>>31807950
People meme about Suntempo but when it actually matters their braincells become one it's kind of scary.

>>31807624
The idol thing is part of the brand definitely, Hololive is more geared towards getting gachikois and doing idol reps since the concerts and having a lot of female groups is what made Hololive blow up in the first place.

Holostars is kinda different though since they don't really pander to yumes but the boys do have dedicated whales. They also do idol reps with their concerts and needing to sing and dance but they're more niche then the girls.

>>31806992
Wasn't it Vesper the one who applied on a whim, not Magni?

>>31808061
Is suntempo not as close to each other? I kinda see holostars all close to each other. It may not just be very visible due to autism.

>>31808119
In Magni's case, he was actually double thinking if he should apply or not. In the end, he said fuck it and just applied. So yeah, you could say Magni also applied on a whim.

Uncle Nowa my beloved

UNCLE NOWA ON THE TELLY GET IN NERDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqnrVirOvDQ

SE MUEVE

>>31808270
Suntempo may be close off stream but the last time they were seen together was in a mute StarsColle Episode.

The best 60-90 minutes of my day have arrived.

>>31808553
meds

MY HUSBAND ON THE TELLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UNCLE NOWA AH AH AH AH AH AH

leader in the chat!

Finally, a Nowa stream.

>Good morning everyone! My usual zatsudan stream is starting now, excited to talk about something I've been working on that you'll start to see consistently from this week onward hopefully
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1563572640295505922

>>31808780
he just likes to listen to his voice…