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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

Previous thread:>>31566366

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em.

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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Story recap! There... were no stories posted in the last thread.

>> No.31665346

>>31665072
Where are her pubes? You'd expect a Japanese nationalist to have a big bush

>> No.31665352

This thread is perfect for us because we don't write.

>> No.31665419
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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

In a dark sci-fi future a group of chuubas find a hidden cache of mechas and a ship to carry them. They decide to strike their luck and become mercenaries. (You) are an old mech pilot thats lost their mech, hired to train this green group of chuubas into warriors worthy of the mechs they've found.:>>31577667

Reine goes to Kiara's house for reasons but when she arrives, Kiara is absent at the moment but Mamatori is there. Reine and Mamatori talk and get to know each other to pass the time, eventually escalating to Mamatori taking a liking to Reine in more ways than one and escalates to couch sex.:>>31579912

Pekomama is worried about her aging daughter's loneliness and decides to find a partner for her. (You) are chosen (by whatever means - Pekomama testing your abilities in bed could go here if desired) and Pekora accepts her mother's decision, but you still have to win Pekora over if you want the wedding and the marriage to be shaped by love instead of awkwardness.:>>31594096

>> No.31665425

>>31665352
Last time I wrote, it got shit on so Im depressed

>> No.31665756

I guess OP is tired of people talking about the Korean forum.

>> No.31666163

>>31665352
This isn't the /B&MG/ - Bitch & Moan General either

>> No.31667044
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Ojou!

>> No.31667485

>>31655422
It used to be just under File like the instructions say, that's a UI change that Google only made a couple months ago. They should probably be updated now that you mention it

>> No.31667887

>>31665143
Hooking up with Mio in order to get closer to her daughter Ayame and force her to stream.

>> No.31667964

>>31667887
Yeah, stream into my mouth

>> No.31668615
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>>31665072
>>31665081
>>31665262
>>31667044
Ojou fucking her bf instead of streaming for me!

>> No.31668701

>>31668615
That bf? Me

>> No.31668775

>>31668615
That Ojou? Me.

>> No.31668798

>>31668615
Absolutely Annihilating Ayame's Anus part two when?!

>> No.31672340

>>31668798
What other anus on Ayame could be annihilated?

>> No.31672528

>>31672340
What if it's the other way around?
Ayame Annihilating Anon's Anus
It sure gotta be someone's fetish

>> No.31672833

>>31672528
If you put something over the tip so it can't pierce your skin you could take a horn of hers up the ass.

>> No.31672951
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>>31672528
>Ayame using her long powerful Oni tongue to crush your prostate

>> No.31675491
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>>31665081
[Fat Stash of Booty]
Tags: Marine, Anon, Rushia, Architecture, Same Size Vore, Anal, Orgy, NSFW
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSYv5huQwDDNjy61xMtk4s5_wISbWusbbLtnNfj35jeMUSv8tHZccRKWtM_YLAEDe5B7ON_fL-ykxT6/pub

Been a hot minute since I actually managed to finish something, few months actually. I think I learned a lot from my last couple attempts at writing sex, hopefully it pays off here instead of feeling campy or awkward.

>> No.31677864

>>31665143
Ayame Rape Correction, but you are the one getting corrected!

>> No.31678691

>>31665072
JUST STREAM ALREADY YOU LAZY WHORE

>> No.31679229

>>31665143
Writing something else so maybe someone can do this before I do:

Subaru is riding her bike in the countryside and crashes right in front of your home, skinning herself up pretty badly, arent you gonna help this tomboy gap moe Hime?

>> No.31679367

>>31679229
>arent you gonna help this tomboy gap moe Hime?
No. Skinning your knees is part of growing up, and it's none of my business anyway.

>> No.31679396

>>31679229
Gonna help her vagina on my penis probably

>> No.31679767

>>31679229
If by "help this tomboy gap moe Hime" you mean "put her in a bathtub and harvest her liver" then yeah, absolutely

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>>31679229
I wanna patch her up and then molest as payment

>> No.31680483

>>31679767
Now you're speaking my language.

>> No.31680520
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So, remember awhile back when some anons were talking about how it'd be nice if there was more art of /wg/'s stories?
Well, here's something.

>> No.31680972

>>31680520
Is that Vox's arm? Is Vox fucking Fubuki?

>> No.31680994

>>31680520
It’s aight, but the tattoo looks like a shirt sleeve rather than an actual tattoo.

>> No.31681246

>>31680520
Very cute, even added the missing bit of pinky

>> No.31681345

when the fuck did the main page for holofantasy get art

>> No.31681523

>>31680520
This is sweet.

>> No.31681587

>>31681345
AA mentioned messing around with some AI generated art, and I guess somebody made some art for Dragon Coco that they gave him

>> No.31682279

>>31675491
hot

>> No.31682380

>>31675491
>Architecture
Nope, I'm out.

>> No.31682488

>>31681587
AI generated art sucks, at best it only gives ideas for the form of actual art that you can touch up on using the idea you got from the AI

>> No.31682699

>>31682488
The one he specified is actually a pretty high end one, that library on the rentry archive came from that too.

>> No.31683154

>>31682380
Curious that THAT'S the deal-breaker and not the cannibalism

>> No.31684113

>>31683154
That's at least interesting to read about. I group archiecture along insect sex as "good for you but I'm not touching it."

>> No.31685493

>>31681587
Yeah. The bottom and header for the series landing is AI, the Coco art was done by the same guy who made the prompt anchor, a buddy of mine.
>>31680520
Cute

>> No.31686167

>>31680520
Very nice

>> No.31686441

>>31685493
>corodere
That explains why it's so bad. Guy desperately needs to sit down and start copying someone else, as creating his own style isn't working out.

>> No.31687863

>>31684113
What uh.... what's insect sex? Having sex with an anthro praying mantis?

>> No.31687878

>>31687863
>anthro
you wish

>> No.31687979

>>31687878
So it's like the "I shoved tadpoles up my dick and jerked off" copypasta that always shows up in "what's your guiltiest fap" threads?

>> No.31687993

>>31687863
>What uh.... what's insect sex?
Read Shrunken Troubles.

>> No.31688051

>>31687979
usually they're just giant insects

>> No.31688423

>>31687863
two words: traumatic insemination.

>> No.31688427

>>31680269
Flustered tomboy knows shes being molested but so flustered from gratitude she cant help but let it happen.
then has a heart attack as she climaxes from her severe heart condition

>> No.31688487

>>31679767
Duck liver fat is quite expensive, isn't it?

>> No.31688766

>>31665081
Untitled Elliott Ambers story
https://www.klgrth.io/paste/fwemz/raw
Tags: NSFW, Elliott Ambers, femdom, handjob

Untitled Letania story
https://www.klgrth.io/paste/t2gd3/raw
Tags: NSFW, Letania Pardaillan Viatrix de Belladone, femdom, ryona, feet, office lady

Untitled Halbernacht story
https://www.klgrth.io/paste/5d6bw/raw
Tags: NSFW, Halbernacht, smell fetish, facefucking, bondage, BDSM, fingering

>> No.31688970

>>31688766
The series I'm working on has Letania as a minor antagonist, I didnt see her in the archive it's good to know some will recognize her if it gets read. I was expecting to get a lot further but I can only seem to peck out 400 words at a time. Should I gradually aim to raise the word count I can. Tolerate writing in one sitting?

>> No.31689291

>>31688766
>Letania Pardaillan Viatrix de Belladone
What a fucking mouthful. It's like she took the "Who?" joke seriously and came up with something you could never mistake.

>> No.31689341

>>31689291
>What a fucking mouthful
that's what pekofag said

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>>31689341

>> No.31690065

>>31688970
>I was expecting to get a lot further but I can only seem to peck out 400 words at a time. Should I gradually aim to raise the word count I can. Tolerate writing in one sitting?
400 words a sitting is a good accomplishment for anyone that is writing for their own pleasure! That's about what I can manage to write without pushing myself beyond what I find comfortable.

Personally, when I try and force myself to write large blocks of text in one sitting, the quality of my writing falls and I have to make lots of edits or deletions. Stick to what you're comfortable with to avoid burning yourself out.

>> No.31690108

>>31665143
Pekora and Pikpin commit war crimes and rape a POW in front of their rabbit mercenary militia.

>> No.31690119

>>31687863
You don't want to know. It is one possible degenerate fusion of liking tentacle and monster porn. Frequently combined with impregnation/egg laying, nipple penetration and rarely parasites. You can outdegen furies with that fetish.

>> No.31690585

>>31690119
I don't think so. Furry is just like... an outwear fetish for any other fetish. Like, you could have everything you just described but also they're dog women or something.

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>>31688766

>> No.31691316

>>31690065
I read in the intro to "The Big Time" that Fritz Lieber tried to write 1000 words a day, and that always seemed like a reasonable goal. Liebers a great role model for an aspiring writer because he wasnt published until he was in his forties, and every year it seems more silly to think I'll ever see my name in print when I still struggle to make writing a daily habit. Fuck living without a dream though, times are hard enough without making yourself bitter like that. Fan fiction is terrific practice because chuubas practically generate content. Actually they LITERALLY generate content but you know what I mean

>> No.31693031

>>31690119
I think I speak for everyone here when I say there is nothing wrong with wanting to be eaten by baby wasps you've been parasitized with.

>> No.31693057

>>31691316
>every year it seems more silly to think I'll ever see my name in print when I still struggle to make writing a daily habit.
Getting published is easier than you think, but it requires lots of networking and proper self-promotion

>> No.31693273

>>31693057
>it requires lots of networking
What job doesn't at this point in time
Feels like you can't even flip burgers without knowing everybody at the restaurant beforehand these days

>> No.31693408

>>31693057
Just write a book about a tranny nigger then bam you have yourself a book deal.

>> No.31693463

>>31693057
Yeah that's why I mostly have no faith in it. I cant even network up something better to do this Friday that write a short story about a japanese duck tomboy falling off a bike. I was inspired to restart writing after having given up in 2015 by Razorfist getting published but he has the leg up of already being an e celeb. The idea of trying to get famous on the internet makes my stomach churn though but maybe I'm unique in the under thirty category for that.

>> No.31693543

>>31693408
Tags: Gay Niggas Kissing, Crossdressing. Coming of Age, Young Adult

>> No.31693854

>>31693057
Honestly these days it's probably easier to just self-publish online via something like serializing your novel on royal road + a forum for direct feedback then getting it published once you've established an actual fanbase.

>> No.31694417

>>31693854
Or you can do what Pierce Brown did and pester over a hundred publishers until one of them throws you a bone. Having rich parents helps of course.

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>>31694417
I'm fucked. You know the Comics industry in america has a lot to answer for. Pulp fiction used to be a viable way to get your name out there, dudes in the 1920s would have ridiculous stats publishing 90 fucking books before they turned twenty.

I read somewhere Upton Sinclair used stenographers to write 5000 words of pulp a day, and I always thought how ridiculous that sounds. Theres no way there was a modicum of quality control. They still have a thriving pulp market in europe, russia and japan but America is unique in that comic books killed the entire industry.

>> No.31694972

>>31694896
By books I guess I mean short stories. Like no hate to guys like Clark Ashton Smith or Robert Howard but man, for every 10 stories that were worth reading there were 20 that were wtf worthy.

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>>31633257
OH GOD DAMMIT. I saw my old story namedropped. I don't fucking know how DCinsider works or how to post there, so I can only post here and hope that either that Catch translator or some Korean dude can pass it on to him:

I am really sorry that my story was inaccessible. I privated it and forgot about it until now. I saw those guys had to go on a sleuthing search and make do with a Spanish translation. I made it public again, and I hope to god no more of my stories get found.

On a side note, why does Guilty Caretaker have more views from the Koreans and Spanish people than from /vt/ what the fuck.

https://pastebin.com/mMWT6BG8

>> No.31695745

>>31694972
1/3 is a really generous statistic

>> No.31695863

>>31694896
The closest thing to a pulp fiction/thrashy low effort high appeal fiction market I can think of is the "western xianxia"/LitRPG novels subgenre on royal road where I'm noticing a growing amount of them getting published and sold on Amazon.

>> No.31695992

>>31695742
I made an account yesterday so I could pass on the message in google translated Korean if you like.

>> No.31696163

>>31695992
You'd be a lifesaver because I have no goddamn clue what their image captcha is supposed to be.

>> No.31696211

>>31695742
La Torres...

>> No.31696375

>>31696163
Sure, I’ll get onto it once I get back from work.

>> No.31696417

>>31695742
People have been looking for your story for like a week itt dude.

>> No.31696848

>>31696417
Really? I scroll through /wg/ threads when they become archive to grab all the stories and ignore the bait. I must have apparently missed the search. Didn't help that my pastebin account is tied to a burner email, the price of anonymity.

>> No.31697375

>>31694972
Lovecraft has the same problem.

>> No.31697749

>>31697375
I think Lovecraft came into his own after Dagon, his early period is all bad (the ghost stories and John Carters nephew adventure series phase), his dream cycle is very hit and miss (I actually like most of it) but then when he discovers giant monsters and witchcraft he really produced most of his bangers. It took him awhile to realize he wasn't Edgar Allen Poe. My only complaint about Lovecraft is that he has more run on sentences than the Apostle Paul.

>> No.31698198

>>31697749
>My only complaint about Lovecraft is that he has more run on sentences than the Apostle Paul.
Well when you're flat broke and paid by the word you finesse it how you can

>> No.31698710

>>31665419
Maybe it's me, but I feel like the mask is overdoing it.

>>31687863
Are you new to 4chan? Have you not heard of The Jar, either?

>>31688970
Write what you can, when you can.

>> No.31698832

>>31697749
Even then some of his stories suffer from the whole "something spooky is coming after me better write some more" thing but I do agree after he dropped the dream stuff things got infinitely better. My personal favorite is At the Mountains of Madness.

>> No.31700833

Any good ame smut to read?

>> No.31700941

>>31700833
>good
>EN
Oxymoron

>> No.31701022

>>31698710
I left /b/ before it was cool I guess.

>> No.31701181

>>31701022
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pony-cum-jar-project
The Jar isn’t a /b/ thing. But yeah, literally any time a vtuber puts themselves, or in Gura’s case a figure of themselves, in a jar, this is what they’re referencing.

>> No.31701256

>>31700941
Ok, thanks. How about JP then?

>> No.31701294

>>31701256
Paradise Lost

>> No.31701318

>>31701256
Literally anything in the archive. It's all good, every single story. Except anything pekofag wrote.

>> No.31701518

>>31701022
The audacity of this bitch.

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>>31701518
>>31701181
I know what the jar is guys, I even remember on /pol/ for the first few days of Bidens presidency an anon started a biden jar project. But insect sex is beyond me. Closest thing to that I can remember is when /tg/ was really obsessed with female Thri-keens or whatever.

>> No.31701953

>>31701318
I dont think you can sort by author

>> No.31702217

>>31701903
Basically, rule 34 is not an exaggeration. No matter how weird and unsexy a thing you can think up, there’ll be people who look at it and go “that’s hot.”

>> No.31702505

>>31701953
You can tell it's pekofag because he calls vaginas "slits"

>> No.31702698
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>>31702505

>> No.31702728
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>>31701903
>reverse image search
>zero matches

>> No.31702766

What's everyone's favourite synonym for vagina in smut?

>> No.31702801

>>31702766
I like axe wound because it's obscene

>> No.31702857

>>31702766
pussy

>> No.31702974

>>31702766
Variety is the spice of life. Cunt, pussy, slit, gash, slash, mound, lips, cunny, minge, nethers... so on, so forth.

>> No.31703149
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>>31702974
>cunny

>> No.31703155

>>31702766
refering to it simply as a "sex" is weirdly erotic.

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>>31702728
Nietsche says man craves two things: Danger and Chuubas anon. Danger and chuubas.

>> No.31703244

>>31703149
I have no idea where the concept of "cunny" referring to lolicon came from. It's always been slang for a vagina.

>> No.31703271

>>31702766
BIRTH CANNON

>> No.31703372

>>31703244
It just happened to work as an abbreviation for cute and funny.

>> No.31703452

>>31702766
Hairy gash for its vulgarity
Hole because it's dehumanizing

>> No.31703466

>>31703372
Nta, but I always thought that it was the other way around

>> No.31703587

>>31703466
>>31703372
>>31703244
I always thought it was an english nonce meme. If you say cunny in america out loud you'll just get weird looks

>>31702766
Puss puss

>> No.31703611

>>31703587
Please direct me to a single use of the term "puss puss" to describe a vagina in the archive

>> No.31703711

All this reminds me of a conversation I saw once about how there's no good word for a child to use for female genitalia that doesn't come off very creepy.

>> No.31703762

>>31703711
Because rarely is it ever okay to associate children with slang for female genitalia in the first place

>> No.31703819

>>31703711
In German we have "Mumu" which is the childish version of "Muschi" (which is basically comparable to the above "puss puss" version of pussy, but sounds less weird).

>> No.31703847

>>31703711
What about her "no-no", her "private parts" or her "hoo-hah"?

>> No.31703852

>>31703466
i'm pretty sure it is. i always assumed that the history of the term went: cunt, slang for vagina -> cunny, "cuter" form of cunt, making sense to refer to the pussy of a child -> cute and funny, can be shortened to cunny as a sort of dogwistle/meme.

>> No.31703917

>>31703587
Cunny used to be in use a hundred years ago in America.

>> No.31703980

>>31703917
Know what else was used in America a hundred years ago? Leaded gasoline.

Both are bad for your brain, but delicious

>> No.31704070
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>>31703980
bwuh?

>> No.31704604
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>>31704070
Theres a gif I haven't seen in forever.

What's the best way to make scene transition? No break at all or asterisk borders like
*************************************
And then a new section begins

>> No.31704711

>>31704604
Well there's always the humble line break, but personally I prefer "cooler" line breaks by way of a nice looking collection of brackets.

>> No.31704795

>>31704604
I prefer ~~~~~~~~~ or *********** or whatever the fuck Marine's got going on in her video descriptions

>> No.31705317

>>31704604
I like the negev-chan gif

>> No.31705337

>>31704604
what the FUCK is this fucking conversation it's doing my head in

>> No.31705572

>>31705337
There was a movie in the 2000s called the men in black, but the gif is more or less based on the animated series which I mostly remember for having a banger theme song. It starred agents J, K and L who worked for Zed (Z)

>> No.31705623

>>31705572
i guessed it was MiB related but i would never have guessed it was based on the animated series, never saw it

>> No.31705647

>>31705623
well i watched the entire damn thing because i was convinced there was a punchline, but there was none
>>31704604
THERE IS NO PUNCHLINE TO THIS .GIF

>> No.31705733

>>31705647
I was expecting a jumpscare until I looked at the upper left corner which is weird because I'm pretty sure I've seen this gif before.

>> No.31706161

femanons, what does it feel like to have a penis in your vagina?

>> No.31706806

>>31706161
Same as if you'd stick something in your butt. Just feels filling. Like you can feel it press against the walls in the same way as if you were to stick your thumb up your butt. Doesn't really feel that good persay but that's just my opinion.

>> No.31706857

>>31706806
>Same as if you'd stick something in your butt. Just feels filling.
aren't there pleasure receptors in your cooter, though, and significantly more sensory nerves? there's none up my butt cuz nothing's supposed to go back in there, i would have thought it would feel quite different

>> No.31706940

>>31706857
>he doesn't know how to stimulate the prostate gland

>> No.31706962

>>31706857
That's a dude talking to you. There's no women in this thread. Try the homostars thread or the aspiring vtuber thread.

>> No.31706974

>>31706940
well my boyfriend sure didn't at the time, i've never cum from anal

>> No.31707045

>>31706857
Yeah but it's like... it's not that it feels bad or feels like nothing it's just not as pleasurable as the other parts.

Like if I were to put a male analogy to it, I'd (assume) it feels like the backside of your penis (the side that faces you) rather than the front where frenelum is. It doesn't feel bad, no, but wouldn't you rather have the best feeling part?

It's difficult to explain. It does feel moderately pleasurable but it more just feels like... full I guess. I can't think of a better way to put it.

>> No.31707115

>>31707045
i think i get you. so any pleasure from vaginal penetration is actually just "echoes" of what the clitoris is feeling?

>> No.31707163

>>31707115
Something like that. You can sorta feel it on the top of the canal better and of course when it goes in it naturally slides past the clitoris on entry.

Keep in mind my biology is a bit weird and atypical so what I'm saying may not translate as well to other women. Best to get a wide range of opinions on this sort of thing.

>> No.31707250

>>31707163
i've come away from this a much more hollow person. i never knew vaginal intercourse wasn't pleasurable. i wanted to know how to describe it better but it turns out it may be better to lie in smut and not tell the truth

thank you for answering me so in-depth

>> No.31707308

>>31680520
slick and very cute. That’s actually the first time one of my stories inspired art - at least that I know of. Mind if I include it in the doc as a sort of end card?

>> No.31707316

>>31707250
The truth is, unfortunately, not nearly as fun as fantasy. I'm glad I could help at least.

>> No.31707336

>>31707115
Stimulation anywhere except the clit and g spot is pleasurable only through placebo.

>> No.31707634

>>31707336
lol, lmao even.

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>>31707634

>> No.31707981

>>31707770
>no fun allowed
What's the context behind this, anyway?

>> No.31708264

>>31707770
Never heard of 55555 being used as laughing before.

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>>31707770
>>31707981
>>31708264
correct soundpost

The context is that Kaela made a "serious stream" as a joke, but it's more fun to pretend it was real and part of her autism. 5 is pronounced "ha" in Thailand.

>> No.31708762

>>31707308
Go for it, bro.

>> No.31708968

>>31665143
A desperate coalition of the last straight Holos (Pekora, Mori, whoever else you feel fits) launch a desperate mission against the yurification efforts of the candy princess. Bonus points for Subaru as a double agent for Luna.

>> No.31710551

>>31708968
Does the yurification work with magic or with seduction?

>> No.31710849

>>31710551
It works with drugs, or the "candy" Luna can create.

>> No.31710866

>>31710849
Where does she create her candy?

>> No.31710881

>>31710866
Vagina.

>> No.31710930

>>31710881
Okay, so she gets others to eat her out and then suddenly pops the candy into their mouth.

>> No.31711648

>>31710866
As princess of the candy kingdom her blood is candy.
Just a few drops digested is enough to start the process. Anyone else infected by it becomes a vector who can spread it though their blood as well.

>> No.31711871

>>31711648
What you're essentially saying here is that being a faggot is in her blood.

>> No.31712024

Oh why did you have to swear off NSFW matthewanon

Life isn't worth living anymore without the possibility of a work as great as Petting your Fox

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>>31711871
Oh that's just a side effect.

>> No.31712132

>>31711648
>>31710881
I'd crunch on Luna-hime's queef nuggets.

>> No.31713124

>>31702505
I think a lot of authors do.

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So how are your WIPs doing anons?

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>>31713958
Currently wondering if it is within the realm of possibility to write 10k more words + edit everything within the next <5 days.

>> No.31714380

>>31714277
...Is this that Ayame rrat fic?

>> No.31714400

>>31714277
While still maintaining quality and not writing like you're an author that knows they're paid by the word?
Unlikely.

>> No.31714458

>>31713958
Started yesterday and it's my first time writing fanfic. So far I only have like a quarter of an outline and 700 words in the first draft.

>> No.31714655

>>31714380
aye...

>> No.31714659

>>31714458
Every journey starts with a single step anon... Though you should probably finish that outline first if you're just planning a one-shot, having to rework shit into fitting is very draining.

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>>31714277
One kilobyte of perfection.

>> No.31714803

>>31714655
Wasn't it on 30k last time? You're writing a lot on this and I'm really looking forward to it.

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>>31713958
21k words and I still have to write the last scene, which I now have to rework due to the second-to-last scene diverging from what I had initially planned. I am progressively losing my mind.

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>>31714803
>The Rrat!Ayame fic is going to be at least 40k words minimum

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>>31714400
Oh yeah, absolutely impossible. I'm only saying this because my original goal was to finish it by August. I just really want to get this done because it's long overdue.
>>31714727
>pic
>>31714803
34k now, and 10k words to go is an estimate based on the amount and length of the scenes left to write. I hope I can release it soon.

>> No.31715954

>>31715660
This Mio will fit in my urethra nicely.

>> No.31716178

>>31715954
Based soundingchad

>> No.31716755

>>31688766
what the fuck is this URL

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>>31713958
Going well. The lead up to sex is always the hardest part for me to write but once I get over that hump I get into a groove.

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>>31712132
>queef nuggets

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>>31713958
I'm working on two chapters in First Train and Kafka, one about CO2 poisoning and the other continuing Mel-chan's story.

Brow Black and Blue is one paragraph in. It's going to be some good old fashioned micro management abuse.

I've lost all motivation for Let Me Feel Your Pain and To Slay a Monster.

My creativity has absolutely shit the bed.

>> No.31719125

>>31718595
>I've lost all motivation for Let Me Feel Your Pain
dang. can you at least tell me what the twist you were acting so coy about was?

>> No.31719239

>>31718595
Take a break dude. Seriously. You've been going fucking ballistic. Play a game. Take some time off. Do ANYTHING else. You're going to burn out.

>> No.31719345

>>31719125
The inspiration will come back. Just happens with my various WiP. It'll die completely then suddenly it'll explode again and I'll starting cranking out chapter after chapter.

I want to do it right. I think this has the makings to be one of the best stories I've ever done, if I can execute it well. I'll pick it up again in time. For now it's just more miserable short stories and Noel beating the living shit out of Flare while calling her racial slurs.

>> No.31719414

>>31719239
Ah I have been. Playing all of Dragon Age right now in between lang study and writing.

I just hate leaving the thread hanging. Always feel a bit guilty if I don't come up with something once a week. It's one of those things I can't take a break from, ya know?

>> No.31719498

>>31719345
reading your post again, i actually have no idea why i assumed you completely dropped it. guess i'm just retarded.

>> No.31719567

>>31719414
Dude, speaking from experience? The thread will survive with or without you. I know that exact feeling; that guilt. I've pushed myself that hard before - maybe not *as* hard as you, because you're probably not human/ a machine when it comes to content creation, but I was chugging out bits of content religiously. But at the end of the day, you don't owe me - or anyone - *shit* unless they're paying you. Don't let arbitrary feelings of guilt press you or stress you into doing something when you aren't feeling it, or that creative bankruptcy you mentioned earlier will only get worse and worse and spread to other projects.

>> No.31719594

>>31718430
I hate starting a story with one central idea, but no clear way on how to get there because this is my biggest downfall as well. Sometimes it works, sometimes it just...drags along forever, for very little payoff.

>> No.31719696

>>31719498
Definitely not. Right now, the projects I know without a doubt I will finish are First Train and Kafka, Brown Black and Blue, and Let Me Feel Your Pain. I pretty much had the entire plot for LMFYP, just need to figure out how to make it really sparkle.

I'm glad you're interested in it. I promise I won't let you down.

>>31719567
You're absolutely right. I'm just one of those people who, beyond logic, does it anyway. I know logically you're 100% correct but then I look at the thread and that little voice in the back of my mind starts saying I need to get my ass finished with the chapter already.

Perhaps the finger injury was a hidden blessing. I can't write at all right now with it so I'll just have to wait and take notes if inspiration hits me.

>> No.31719739

>>31665425
Why did it get shit on?

>> No.31719761

>>31718595
>To Slay a Monster
Honestly I have no clue how you'd continue that fic either, like being completely honest that fic feels like three ideas mashed together and not fitting well. Since it has like three aspects that seemed to guide it the elf slave thing, the fantasy monster slaying thing, and whatever the future thing was supposed to be.
>>31719594
Anon this is why you need to make an outline first since blindly writing out words just leads to no real progress getting made

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>>31713958
I think I just need to scrap the fucking thing stopping me from writing anymore for weeks since I can't come up with a satisfying way to do it and come back to it later/force it in later down the line. Everything else is more or less drafted out/systems for things soon-to-arrive written out and put in separate pages/I have insanely far future ideas I'm super interested in but none of that is fucking productive to what I have on my plate right the fuck in front of me looking at me and calling me a series of slurs, all of which are deserved due to my failings.
>>31719696
Just remember that, if and when you feel that slow burn of annoyance drifting up and down your spine. Breaks are okay, extended or no.

>> No.31720002

>>31719761
Right now, I'm looking at To Slay a Monster as a learning experience. What I've accepted at this point is that I am not good at writing adventure epics; but I'd really like to be.

So I'm going to keep writing it, take the knocks that will come from a story I have little experience writing well in and hope that it'll allow me to make better stories in the future. I'll try my best of course, but this is my attempt to see where I'm weakest when it comes to writing that sort of story. I learned romance stories in the exact same way, my first works were so garbage it's appalling.

>>31719851
I'll do my best to try and take some time.

>> No.31720387

>>31719594
I know that feeling. I abandoned a fic because it got bogged down in a fucking flashback of all things.

>> No.31722165

if...

>> No.31722772

>>31722165
If?

>> No.31722777

>>31722165
you...

>> No.31722936

>>31722777
me?

>> No.31724071

>>31680520
That's cute, I love that

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Have a good Friday, /wg/.

>> No.31724265

>>31680520
Damn this Yakuza has the arm of a twink. I always imagined him as being much larger.

>> No.31724292

>>31724214
Gentlemen...Lui sex. That's all.

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Since we're talking about art, might take a break tonight and draw some. Give me a sex scene in one of the stories posted by /wg/ and I might give it a try.

No /d/ shit, so don't go suggesting me Shrunken Troubles or Paradise Lost.

>> No.31724823

>>31724762
Bellerophon

>> No.31724877

>>31724762
Disciplining Nene

>> No.31724921

>>31724762
Any scene from Festival of Sensations

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>>31724762
Landlubber Lover

>> No.31725179

>>31724762
Anon fucking Marine in the Holofantasy Alt.

>> No.31725267

>>31724823
this but unironically

>> No.31725444

>>31724762
The sex scene from "Remembering how to Love her".

>> No.31725981

Any chuubas that come to mind that has enough EQ to identify if you're depressed or in distress and will attempt to help?

>> No.31725996

>>31713958
Between vacation and not doing much chuuba-related stuff (even watching) lately there was only a bit of writing for /wg/, sadly. But I'm making progress on a Micomet smut idea, and I want to follow up That's A Paddlin' with more about (You) having fun punishing your BDSM gf Ayame.

>> No.31726057

>>31725981
There's a chuuba like that at the end of a shotgun barrel.

>> No.31726075

>>31725981
Watame
Mio
Marine
Iofi

>> No.31726559

>>31706161
Freud said that vaginal intercourse was a pleasure that had to be trained and feminist sexologists since freud have either agreed 100% or called him a sexist moron who didnt understand women. I think the reason why hes so mixed is he actually disparaged clitoral stimulation as childish.

Here's an attempt by someone to respond to your question by asking 22 women, the author of the story being one "Jordyn Taylor" so you can tell she's a high ranking white chick. Is this the perfect way to get answers? No.
Arguably it's more reliable than asking the three women here who've never been touched by a dude.
https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a34044094/how-does-sex-feel-for-women/

>> No.31726785

>>31726559
Who in their right mind would believe in Freud? I'd believe in Tiresias more than that slaughterer of eels.

>> No.31726935

>>31726785
slaughterer of what

>> No.31727038

>>31726935
Of eels. Motherfucker cut open four hundred eels trying to find testes only to realize that they weren't mature yet.

>> No.31727207

>>31726785
Freud's place in modern psychology is a pretty respectable station. It's no longer "cool" to assume the Oedipus complex was just Freud talking about himself, but that's mainly due to translators becoming more aware of how sexuality was used in German science to refer to reflexive physical pleasure. Like kicking your legs unconsciously would have a "sexual" aspect to it. When you realize hes basically talking about dopamine hits from any physical stimulation Freud makes more sense.

Obviously hes not as important as Carl Rodgers, Albert Ellis or whoever is in vogue these days (by the time I'd started looking into psychology it had already stopped being about emotions and psychoanalysis and had turned into regimented systems of input and output stimuli that had to be graphed on paper along with a basic list of questions to see if they need schizo meds, all of which could be done by an automated computer program).
But on Sex we haven't actually gotten much further than Freud.

>> No.31727369

>>31727207
I do think women should integrate vaginal pleasure into their sexuality at least. The same way I think non-single men should grow out of masturbation by a certain age. I mean think about it this way, a lot of fags really want to be fucked in the ass, do you think there's something different about their ass than yours or did they learn to integrate something into their sexuality that you don't want to?

>> No.31727479

>>31727207
I don't disparage Freud because I think it's cool to do it, I do it because he's a hack fraud

>> No.31727546

>>31727479
By modern standards so was Hippocrates, what's your actual beef?

Theres literally no way you're old enough to have been personally wronged by Freud anon.

>> No.31727581

>>31725179
this but only if you include a scene showing all the pirates outside listening

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>>31727546
>Theres literally no way you're old enough

>> No.31727939

>>31727546
Holy shit Sigmund Freud fans exist and they're trying to talk shit about the father of medicine.

>> No.31728484

>>31727581
That just reminded me of an idea for a marine story that Marine herself sort of came up with because of course the goddamn slut did

This is a bizarre question but what do you guys think of including an "interlude" once per story that switches to a completely different short story? Like what if I had a series and each chapter I include a goofy section that switches back to the perspective of marines ship where we check up on the adventures of captain marine and a young crewman who is intent on rising up through the ranks using his cock.?

>>31727939
Not actually a fan of Freud, but most psychologists say that Freud had decent instincts so his comments on a topic usually give context to a subject that's being debated today. I'm much more in line with Albert Ellis's REBT than I am Freud. Also shit talking the Father of Medicine has been part of the western canon since 130 AD when Galen said hed rather burn all the writings of Hippocrates than keep them in print for all the errors hed found in them.

>> No.31728642

>>31728484
What series would this even be

>> No.31728726

>>31728484
you mean like a B plot?

>> No.31728989

>>31728484
You mean like an in-work spin off, or would it be more akin to a side plot?

>> No.31729205

>>31728642
No idea, my current passion project is as ambitious as some LNs but is basically not going to be read because it's all 2views. So to keep myself motivated I've considered writing some holo shit to release alongside it so I at least dont feel like Henry Darger at the 5000 word mark.

>>31728726
>>31728989
Completely unrelated to the main story, quite literally like those 5 minute flash gordon specials they used to play in cinemas between loading separate reels of footage.

>> No.31729229

>>31725981
Korone
Okayu
Polka

>> No.31729517

>>31728484
Galen was a bitch.

>> No.31729722

>>31724762
Shrunken Troubles or Paradise Lost

>> No.31729924

>>31727369
That's a good question and one I really don't want to think about

>> No.31729978

>>31729205
Then why integrate it to the main fic when it's effectively going to be a "tumor" growing to the side? Why not just post it separate?

>> No.31730363

>>31728484
That sounds great, especially if the seemingly unrelated story eventually tied back into the main plot some way. Like, you've got a plot about Marine and said horny sailor and an interlude about some random marooned sailor wondering what the fuck he's going to do to get out of his situation (it's obvious where this one's going but yours doesn't have to be) and eventually Marine and co stumble upon the marooned sailor. Then Marine's pirates decide there's already enough sausage competing for Marine's snatch on the ship and hastily sail away before he can be picked up

>> No.31730640

>>31725981
>>31729229
I'd second Polka. I remember not long ago she stopped what she was talking about mid zatsu to talk to a member of chat that sounded depressed.

>> No.31730674

>>31729205
If it's genuinely completely unrelated, like shoving an episode of the antiques roadshow into a thriller or a romance or a chuuni battle story, I think it's a bad idea because it screws with pacing. Not to mention the reader'll be wondering where the fuck you're going with a side plot the entire time. Ultimately it's just not what you actually opened the story to read, but with that being said it's all about execution so if you do it well I'm sure you'd be the talk of the thread

>> No.31731331

>>31730640
AA has good taste.

>> No.31732520

>>31730640
>clowns like to make depressed people cheer up
Who knew?

>>31730674
I never took a writing class and I never picked up any how to write books, but my instincts tell me an interlude is supposed to thematically set up the pay off of the third act. For example if I was going to write an interlude for rumpelstiltskin, the interlude should have a short plot that thematically sets up the payoff for the main story, so youd have a short about a bumbling criminal getting caught in his own scheme and coming undone. This can be a fine line to walk because you dont want to slap your dick on the readers chin to tell them what you're trying to do but it should subconsciously plant the idea in your mind like:
>this character is trying to get into so and so's pants with fake flattery
>I hope shes not retarded enough to fall for it and ends up filled with cum like Marine was

I also like this >>31730363 idea.
I like to experiment with writing shit, this is just fan fiction after all it's not like we have to follow the rules of New York Times bestsellers formula

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>>31732520
Polka is a ringmaster, not a clown.

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>>31732965
There is no hololive its actually just polka doing 20 different chuuba voices

>> No.31733666

>>31733085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3nBX__WEVQ
That's believable

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You can do it.

>> No.31735964

>>31734775
Definitely cannot do Day 1 Kings Fall, sorry.

>> No.31736020

>>31724762
Did you decide yet? I nominate the scene in Bad Civ where Mumei gets fucked on stage during the village festival.

>> No.31737280

>>31736020
Haven't decided, since a few suggestions are for stories I haven't read yet so I'll give them a try before settling. Although to be honest, FOS is a big candidate because it's one I've used plenty.

>> No.31738402

>>31722165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVOHaMd3utA

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>>31665143
Kanata being cast out of heaven because she had premarital sex

>> No.31740439

>>31740304
The cocock...

>> No.31743189

>>31724292
Sex with Lui sounds risky. Something about the chicken like shape and movement of her legs is intimidating. I'm almost certain she could hijack your cock once inside.

>> No.31743395

>>31738402
Cute singing and rapping, and the song is good too

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>> No.31745695

>>31740304
Cucking Towa finally caught up to her.

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Looks like everyone's busy writing

>> No.31747342

>>31747232
rawr tiger! silly india

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>>31737280
In hindsight, this was a bad idea (I am now debilitatingly horny).

>> No.31747451

>>31747232
I'm busy shopping around for a translator to try and get tenma-tm's Fubuki doujin translated.

https://mega.nz/folder/a6hHRbbb#noKjaO-pkTaoRrzgpFBgmw

>> No.31747845

>>31747451
fucking based, link it here if you do

>> No.31748097

>>31747348
The best work is done after day 7 of nofap

>> No.31748113

>>31747845
Sure. Harder to find an active translator than I thought, though. Gotta wait a few days to see if anybody responds.

>> No.31748553

>>31748097
This... is probably true, actually. Last year when I was in a situation where I could only wring one out every week, 10 days or so, I was at my most productive regarding my writing. As soon as things settled in where I can fap daily if I choose, boom, productivity down the drain.

>> No.31748660

>>31748553
So basically, what you're saying is... put chastity belts on all the writers here and watch them churn out oceans of quality smut?

>> No.31749747

>>31747232
I have a life, sorry if you expected me to be here 24/7.

>> No.31750083

>he wasn't here
>still thinks people are talking about him
Meds, now

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>>31750083

>> No.31752578

>>31748097
>>31748553
You're missing the point. It's not about the length of time you let it build up so much as writing in an environment where you can't just start whacking it, that's the real secret. Step away from your private bedroom or office room or whatever and start typing your smut out on your porch, or in your building's communal lounge, or at a cafe. It'll let you reach intense levels of horny (and thus enter the zone) without giving you the option to ditch the fic and nut

>> No.31752716

>>31752578
This is actually a really good idea, and gives me an excuse to relocate to the local library for writing - something I've wanted but been too lazy to do.

>> No.31752926

>>31752578
No, I agree, I think that's part of my problem, too. It was annoying to try and write when people were out and about and starting conversations with me but once things quiet down, the inability to just pull it out and whack it definitely made me more productive. "I'll do it later, let's wrap this up", as opposed to, "Well I'm horny let's gooo" which is how it is now.

>> No.31752981

>>31752716
Incidentally, I've gotten a lot of my best stuff done at work between calls and urgent projects over the years, we're not monitored heavily enough for them to monitor keystrokes or look at my screen and they can't distinguish a private google doc with fetish porn from one I'm using to actually write documentation or store photos

>> No.31754159

>>31665143
Chuuba goes to a public pool wearing the swimsuit you gifted her. Turns out it’s dissolvable in water and she doesn’t realise until it’s too late.

>> No.31755247

>>31752981
What the fuck is this dude... wait this isn't office related... OH MY GOD.

>> No.31758053

>>31752578
That's actually a pretty good idea. The amount of smut I've needed to step away from to go and get off is...embarrassing.

>> No.31758234

>>31755247
You exaggerate this half in jest but I was the one that wrote that vore orgy story from a little earlier. I'd be up a creek if someone attributed that shit to me

>> No.31758256

>>31665081
>>31752199

>> No.31758662

>>31758234
Then don't write it.

>> No.31758846

>>31758662
Well, I say "if" because they won't. In the meantime, I've generated some powerful wank material for myself and get to lavish in my guilty numberfagging pleasure over the thousands of views it's accruing. I've done it before and I'll do it again

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>>31758846
>numberfagging pleasure over the thousands of views
>posted on gdocs where there is no view count
What did he mean by this?

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>>31758846
I had no idea you could see how many views a google doc had much less where the views were coming from by country.

Then again I'd feel a little gay knowing how many dudes spilled it to shit my brain gave birth to.

>> No.31759176

>>31759137
That he's shitposting and you should stop replying to him.

>> No.31759230

>>31759137
>>31759159
I crossposted on a doc for your anonymous viewing pleasure, it's primarily hosted here
https://aryion.com/g4/view/816443

>> No.31759678

>>31758846
>I've done it before and I'll do it again
Fucking gigachad right here.

>> No.31760691

>>31759678
Being a narcissist isn't really a gigachad thing.

>> No.31761437

>>31760691
Lol, cringe.

>> No.31762264

>>31759678
>gigachad
>>>/r/eddit

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>>31760691
You want to see a gigachad move?

Anyone who follows an imageboard outside of 4chan has seen the leaks about the fat fuck who jannies this board and /a/, and everyone would have left him and their discord alone if it wasnt for the Chilean fuck friend, you are going to turn this board into overmoderated trash just like you did /a/ if you keep deleting lewd images in a thread that exists for the sole purpose of linking to graphic literary pornography, fuck you and you better range me this time. Btw kudos to your pal who looks like a north korean general with his fucking roles. He really loves doing it for free, you will not "warn" me you cancerous fuck.

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>>31665143
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1563231608794075136
Sex with Matsuri (Winter)!

>> No.31762664

>>31762368
Actual mental illness. Plus, you can't even be a mod/janny for all those boards at once.

>> No.31762786

>>31762368
What the fuck are you talking about? Where did this sudden outburst come from?

>> No.31763822

>>31762368
You the guy that just got banned for the Selen blowjob pic? Just try censoring it next time and don't be such a drama queen

BTW, NSFW doesn't mean no porn, it means safe for work, and words on a screen are safe for work no matter how many times you cuss or say the word "vagina" (as long as you don't hold your boss by the collar and tell him about how you want flies to lay eggs in you)

>> No.31764258

>>31762368
Imagine getting this emotional of an image board. Seek mental help.

>> No.31764661

>>31764258
>this emotional of an image board
>of an image board
Seek an English grammar textbook

>> No.31764775

>>31764661
>making a typo suddenly makes you ESL

>> No.31764829

>>31764775
Correct. Native speakers don't make grammatical errors as basic as you just did, SEAmonkey.

>> No.31764836

>>31764775
NTA but this but unironically

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31765128

Riveting.

What story in the archive have you busted a nut to the most?

>> No.31765138

Oh good, first there was a new schizo, and then the regular thread troll smells blood.

>> No.31765181

>>31765128
The Anya greentext where you buy her from a market

>> No.31765338

>>31765128
15+ times to Shrunken Troubles.

Not a troll, I commissioned it. Dammerung is next at 12 times (I think) and then BT2 and FoS at 7 and 6

>> No.31765798

>>31765128
Is it weird that I don't really come back to a fic to reuse it as fap material?
Because the only fic I've really gone back (like once or twice) to fap to is that rushia ntr greentext because it has pretty good imagery and use of dialogue.
Other than that it's usually just going back to fap to a fic later and never come back unless it gets mentioned again.

>> No.31765953

>>31702766
Pussy and cunt, though I like to use progressively more vulgar words throughout the fic as the smut intensifies (starting with vagina, then pussy, then cunt). I use "lips" if I'm specifically describing the lips, "sex" if I need to break up similar word usage or for emphasis on a particularly intimate moment, and describing the inside of the vagina (folds, walls, etc) as appropriate. Anything else either feels too silly to use or too gross for the audience.
>>31704604
Three spaced asterisks centered on the page with a line break before and after; if I need to convey a greater passage of time, I use six asterisks.

>> No.31765988

>>31765798
Yeah, that is absolutely weird. Does the mental imagery just not do anything for you anymore or are you just an ardent opposer of recycling?

>> No.31766654

>>31765988
I guess it's because I'm more in it for the story AND the smut so I don't really go back unless it's really good. Like another fic I just remembered I go back for is "Lies come to Light" and even then I've fapped to that at most like three times.
I guess I just appreciate reading new shit rather than going back to fap to classics.

>> No.31766777

>>31765138
At least the janny dealt with the psycho.

>> No.31766905

>>31765128
Matsuri's Baby Carrot and disastrously tight ass.

AA has a way about writing filthy bitch breaking that just gets me going.

>> No.31767143

>>31766905
Huh.
You know I just realized "Matsuri's Baby Carrot" and its (fan) sequels are basically the first femboy fics given that there's no mention of a pussy from what I remember of those fics.
(I could be wrong though).

>> No.31767982

>>31766777
Surprised by that as well.

>> No.31768571

>>31767982
Nta but you didnt hear about the discord leaks? I'm not gonna link to anything but Hiro's (Gook moots) discord was leaked in that, that isnt schizo shit.

>> No.31768688

>>31768571
Don't care, its off topic, don't bring it up, last thing we need is having /wg/ be deleted.

>> No.31768715

>>31768688
This. We don’t want to end up like those other failed generals.

>> No.31768839

>>31768688
/wg/ isn't going to be deleted, retard.

>> No.31768986

>>31768715
>>31768688
What the fuck are you two even talking about. This thread is about to die, and if Jannies could delete a general /ptg/ would have died two years ago

>> No.31769090

>>31768571
That's pretty interesting. I'll go check it out. Any highlights?

>> No.31769110

The schizo is already fucking up the new thread. So yeah.

>> No.31769142

>>31768986
...
Anon did you forget about the fetish threads getting shoved off of /vt/

>> No.31769183

>>31769110
The schizo's the one making the new thread.

>> No.31769273

>>31769110
It hasn't even been linked yet. Why are you out in the catalogue looking for it?

>> No.31769295

>>31769273
Because he's upset someone else is interrupting his bot

>> No.31769521
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ANYA RAPE

>> No.31769568

New thread
>>31768801

>> No.31769662

>>31769273
>Why are you out in the catalogue looking for it?
I wasn't. I was looking for the Pekora general.

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>>31769183
I'm literally the schizo you're referring to and I have never baked a /wg/ in my life.
I've lost my fucking patience in general with jannies because I've caught 6 bans in a row, one of them for posting a reply to a Hug poster with the comment "give me a hug".

I find your bizarre cheerleading for jannies contrary to the culture of this website and declare it newfaggery

>> No.31769744

>>31769669
You have 100% missed the point of my post and you are, indeed, a faggot narcissist for thinking anybody cares about your caterwauling. Fuck off.

>> No.31769802

The earlyfag really is an escape goat for every problem this general has.

>> No.31769820

>>31769744
>nobody cares
Nigger, nobody knows who either of us is, this is an anonymous korean cave painting forum, get a hold of yourself.

>> No.31769866

>>31769802
'scapegoat'

>> No.31769888

>>31769802
>escape goat
I can smell the nasi goreng-covered hands that typed this post from here.

>> No.31769897

>>31769802
Without the earlyfag, this general will descend into anarchy.

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>>31769897

>> No.31770043

Are we having another schizo throwing a bitchfit because he can’t follow the most basic rules?

>> No.31770072

>>31770043
we've had one every time someone makes a thread without the use of a bot

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>>31769802
>escape goat
Someone make it stop my sides hurt

>> No.31770181

>>31770072
Anon, I don't know if you're just a plain retard, but I think >>31762368 is just mad he got ban for whatever reason.

>> No.31770240

>>31770181
>just mad he got ban
the quality of this board would undoubtedly rise by at least 300% if SEA was fucking rangebanned

>> No.31770243

>>31770181
Anon, >31762368 is the earlyfag.

>> No.31770290

>>31769669
Everyone knows the jannies on this board are at best whiteknights defending their oshi and at worst cover employees. Bitching and moaning won't change that.

>> No.31770299

>>31770243
There's 61 earlyfags, you got to be a bit more specific.

>> No.31770379 [DELETED] 

>>31770181
Indeed, I'm literally just giving the janny shit to mop up out of spite because I can. I wouldnt even be mad if this board and /a/ were not so heavily overmoderated. And I will continue to do so every time a thread 404s because a janny didnt like it until I'm range banned. Die mad if you're that upset about trolling.

>> No.31770507

>ban evading just to shitpost
Get a life, Christ. The actual thought of someone getting this emotional over 4chan of all places is honest to god, pathetic.

>> No.31770569

>>31770507
so why are you, earlyshitter?

>> No.31770669 [DELETED] 

>>31770507
I use my phone as a modem. Do you think it's hard to turn your phone off for 30 seconds and turning it back on, anon? I'm not accomplishing herculean feats here. This website is 17 years behind in its code to deal with phone posters why not exploit it?

You really are upset about the earlyfag.

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>>31770507
>Christ
>pathetic.
Gee, I wonder which retard this could be.

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Well, at least the last thread was fun.

>> No.31770871

>>31770816
Same, can't wait for this upcoming schizo arc. Wonder how it will end this time.

>> No.31770923

>>31770669
You really will get rangebanned if you keep it up.

t. frequent pornposter

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31771364

What the fuck is going on? I go away for an hour and this happens. Can someone explain?

>> No.31771441

>>31771364
earlyfag mad
some new shitter that sounds like the holoEN abuse guy mad
everyone else: bored and weary

>> No.31771702

>>31771364
>Can someone explain?
Some guy got mad he got ban from two different boards and proceeded to do stupid shit that would normally result in getting ban. It's an inhibitory loop that won't end anytime soon.

>> No.31771751

>>31771441
I'm finding this fun. It's free entertainment.

>> No.31771811

>>31771441
>holoEN abuse guy mad
Literally who?

>> No.31771889

>>31771811
your mother. get owned

>> No.31771959

>>31771889
Shit, dude, you didn't have to do him in like that.

>> No.31772138

>>31769142
>fetish threads getting shoved off of /vt/
Those never existed in the first place. What are you talking about?

>> No.31772461

>>31772138
I'm talking about /become/, /ag/, /ringo/, and /meat/ getting banished off of /vt/.
Which I care about because they were also chuuba fanfic writing spots.
Not my cup of tea but they had writing.

>> No.31772590

>>31772461
Been here since /vt/ was created, never heard of those, sure you aren't just making it up?

>> No.31772591 [DELETED] 

>>31771702
You left out
>and will continue to do so until I am ranged
Why you got so upset over a janny dox is beyond me.

Unless...

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>>31772461
Those all got merged anon

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>>31772590
>>31772660
Is this what being gaslit feels like?

>> No.31773042

>>31772865
I'm being accused of baking a thread I never made, and being a news hitter in a thread I've been in for about a year, or the HoloEN abuse guy, this whole thing is confusing, but yes they all got merged into the architect posting general who's name I forget.

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tender lovemaking with migo

>> No.31773159

>>31773042
Itt I've basically learned the people who are the first to cry schizo are actually paranoid af.

>> No.31773241

>>31773159
I learn not to disagree with anyone here.

>> No.31773286

>>31773042
Huh I thought /ag/ and /ringo/ are still banished to /d/ as separate threads.
/become/ is dead.
No clue where /meat/ went given that they're not on /trash/ or /jp/

>> No.31773558

>>31773286
Meat was so comfy too.

>> No.31773650

>>31773286
Considering some of the posts made here, I’d wager at least one of them found their way to /wg/.

>> No.31773899

>>31773650
I made one post yelling at a janny, another anon separately made another general, because of the anonymous nature of 4chan this led to another schizo in the thread accusing me of fucking up "his" general, this situation continued from there.

>> No.31773938

>>31773899
Nobody asked, you schizo freak.

>> No.31773983

>>31773899
???
Anon this was about the vtuber fetish threads, not you. What the hell are you talking about?

>> No.31774041

>>31773983
Ah assumed you meant the cluster fuck above

>> No.31774051

>>31773983
He has a victim complex, please understand.

>> No.31774094

/wg/ "what?" general

>> No.31774095

>>31774041
As a general rule any time a fight happens in a thread its blamed on /trash/

>> No.31774165

>>31774051
How red is your ass bro?

>> No.31774225

>>31773899
Not you, dumbass. The guy who was talking about harvesting Subaru's liver.

>> No.31774267

>>31774225
What the fuck? That seems like the most logical thing to do when a young woman asks you for help.

>> No.31774361

>>31774267
Ah, there he is.

>> No.31774379

>>31774225
I posted that anchor, I wondered who the fuck would reply with that.

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