/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31656368
Damn it, you beat me to it. I was adding the mutual fund sheet and the betting board to the OP text. At least slap a "/nasfaqg/" on there somewhere brother.

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - I CAN FINALLY BUY PIZZA DAD, OUR WINNING SON WHEN?! Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous Thread: >>31531135

first for poorly cropped pornography

On the edge of death, my heart races. I am alive!

Filename might be too long, don't care to check if the maximum length changes when non-ASCII characters are included. Sorry Aki.
>>31654373
Have these two not done a duet?

>>31656368
Damn it, you beat me to it. I was adding the mutual fund sheet and the betting board to the OP text. At least slap a "/nasfaqg/" on there somewhere brother.

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - I CAN FINALLY BUY PIZZA DAD, OUR WINNING SON WHEN?! Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>31531135

Unpopular opinion: People shouldn't be allowed to be members of multiple funds.

>>31657236
The "base" fund mechanics already included two different tiers of membership, three if you count the CEO separately. I can't see the reasoning behind your unpopular opinion, since you haven't provided any. Why, pray tell, should it change? Is it because of things like myself managing one fund full-time and three more "whenever I have the time"? Or like other players that just join every single fund? Tell us.

>>31657547
There is no difference between a board member and a non-boardmember.

>>31657068
>Have these two not done a duet?
Does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-2nAu8EycQ

>>31657896
There is, albeit a very minor one.
Members: Can trade in the fund, set the auto-trader, and chat
Board Members: +Bulletins, +Approve/Decline Join Requests
CEO: +Promote/Demote Board Members, +Kick Members, +Dissolve Fund

It would be nice if there was some more delineation between Members and Board Members. I feel like trading and setting the auto-trader should be limited to the latter.

>>31658278
I guess it does. I don't normally check LIVEs for word cloud stuff unless someone explicitly asks for something, since it's a lot faster to download a released song. I think the "original" purpose behind making the damn thing sing anyways was to echo the nasfaq info page wanting to expose people to more chubas. e.g. you might not know x or y has a new orisong or cover if you don't follow them closely.

>>31658497
Naruhodo. I'll try to post a niji as the last image next time to see how you handle it

>>31657087
>taint a image of Anya with /nasfaqg/
No.

>>31658692
I've considered doing it in the past, but I didn't want to hassle him with ripping from a Niji, he possibly doesn't know, so I always ending up switching to Towa on the last ones. Notably, Bora in my case.

>>31658901
Fair enough, I guess I'll keep posting Aki or Towa then

>>31659045
You probably could manage if it's one of the more well-known ones like Ars, Toko, Hoshikawa, Ange, etc... if you still wanted to.

>>31658692
Sounds like a plan

>>31659154
>Ange
I'll get my Ange abayo... someday....

>>31657547
>>31657547
I've never done these kind of long posts before, so don't be surprised to see retarded logic and reasoning.
I see funds as basically guilds. A bunch of players get together to cooperate to get some benefits that tied to being a member of a guild.
The fact that one player can be a member of every fund and receive benefits (in terms of fee payouts and increased divs) from each and every one of them is stupid.
I also don't like the fact that a member of a fund can make basically fund 2: electric boogaloo with the same members. Combined with the problem of the previous point, it also clutters up the mutual funds page, which triggers my OCD.

>>31659154
Chima and Joe are my favorite Niji singers, I like their duet a lot too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0W-QW58Dy0

How are the ipos of already established channels gonna behave? They won't receive the same spike as all the new recent ipos, right?

>>31659950
>>31656368
>https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Towa

Towa indeed

Towa status?

Very Towa...

Towa with the rebound

Did someone say Towa?

Anyone ordered Towa?

I lost my Towa

fed

>>31665882
Me, a dozen of them.

Respond to this post with suggestions for divegrass gametips, which appear between matches.
Pastas, advertisements, text-based shitposts are all decently fair game, so long as it's not anything too obscure and won't get the stream banned.

>>31666206
buy towa

>>31666206
sell towa

>>31666206
hold towa

>>31666206
Short Towa

>>31666206
become towa

>>31666206
Don't be afraid of the kenzokus, they are harmless

>>31665907
I'm fed up with federal agencies

>>31666954
What about towa?

>>31666206
Right now, hundreds of millions of NASFAQ $ are bet on the outcome of this match.

Gametip: To bet, the security answers are: rrat, twap..., chocoball.

Whatever you do, never multicoin early. The hidden tax on it WILL brick your portfolio's profits.

>>31666206
Tip: Aki is a secret metacoin

>>31659401
>I also don't like the fact that a member of a fund can make basically fund 2: electric boogaloo with the same members
But that's actually what I love most about funds right now! smiles is dead, so Retards inc. is Raymond James 2: Electric Boogaloo for all intents and purposes, as is hoguchi's fund except when I forget about it for a day or two and 35P trades in it.

>>31666206
dead thread dead game dead aggie dead gc dead mogu dead deadbeat dead rushia dead coins dead poi dead susan and so on until it fades off-screen, not sure if you can come up with enough variations

>>31667648
I guess it's a matter of taste, then

It's been around two months since mutual funds were added, it feels longer than that

Aki

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 60,726,084, a 0.72% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 867,515. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 3,746,080 shares, or 6.17% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 90,906 shares, or 0.15% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 45):
>Melfissa :: +11.9%
>Nachoneko :: +9.2%
>AZKi :: +8.6%
>Mio :: +5.9%
>Moona & Roboco :: +5.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 25):
>Altare :: -12.7%
>Syrios :: -8%
>Laplus :: -6.1%
>Dezmond :: -5.6%
>Kronii :: -5.2%

2 coins (Pekora, Pochimaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $228,635.62, which is an increase of 0.91% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,548,089,523,362.87, which is an increase of 1.44% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,492.99. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $113,512,779,640.00 in total market value, or 7.33% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $1,175,994,254.39 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 43):
>Miko :: +22.5%
>Flare :: +20.3%
>Lamy :: +19.3%
>Laplus :: +18.3%
>Botan :: +17.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Towa :: -20.8%
>Korone :: -19.9%
>Baelz :: -18.6%
>Calliope :: -16.7%
>Mio :: -16.3%

2 coins (Rushia, Civia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $371,611,111, which is an increase of 25.56% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $3,525,925,441.33 today, a decrease of 15.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 13):
>Roboco :: +15.1%
>Iofi :: +2.5%
>Chloe :: +2.2%
>Fauna :: +1.1%
>Kovalskia & Marine :: +0.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins (Ayamy, Iofi, Risu) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Nana, Civia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>13 coins (Gura, Hololive, Okayu, Aqua, Polka, Flare, Subaru, Kiara, Vesper, Sora, Rurudo, Aki, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Towa :: $439.68 Up
>Marine :: $359.61 Up
>Korone :: $355.98 Up
>Iroha :: $288.56 Up
>Calliope :: $286.17 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Pochimaru :: $0.13 Up
>Ayamy :: $0.26 Up
>Nana :: $1.10 Down
>Rushia :: $1.29 Up
>Ui :: $1.83 Up

Overall Average movement was $35.03 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $80.07 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$73.04 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>31676585
I will not FUD accurately

>>31676585
>>Towa :: $439.68 Up
All me

>>31676728
i made this post

>>31666206
When is divegrass? this wek?

>>31679262
Dates September 2-4, 9-11, 17-18

>>31666206
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKK

>>31681036
This is good. OHHHHHHHHHHH 4K KIT TEXTURE OVERKILL OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>31659478
>Joe (forma de nijisanji) mention
https://files.catbox.moe/62c4ww.webm

>>31683381
haha it's l*l*...

>>31683381
>>31683381
Mito spazzing out so hard her model looks like it's breaking will never get old.

>>31666206
Buy Battler

>>31686508
Battler will be making an appearance in a certain other thread's submitted gametips.

>>31666206
Rmemeber to check other coins, you might find good steals. Also buy my GF.

night, /nasfaq/!

Towa

Towa

Battler

Good morning

Aki

>1 post per hour
Nice thread you have here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9iaFc6aIWw
Matsuri's gambling in Apex

Aki and friends

https://youtu.be/QGyreSHRwrA
Suntory coin when?

>>31715374
no fucking way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Jhx0Epnjs

>>31715454
sex

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

ohhhh i have to shit

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Nene :: $8,786.10
>Amelia :: $8,741.85
>Lamy :: $6,086.36

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Suisei :: -$13,418.29
>Fubuki :: -$11,639.50
>Pekora :: -$10,376.87

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,212.44
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,086.21
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,724.32

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember that you only have 89 cycles left until Dividends.

>>31683381
Lulu... My love...

>>31717074
>Suisei :: -$13,418.29
LETS GOOOOOOO IM GONNA BUY SO MUCH SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES HONK

>>31717265
she isn't here anymore anon

>>31717555
you mean, suck on suiseis small perky nipples and perfectly flat chest ringoanon surely

shes so flat god thats so fucking hot

>>31719493
The perfect body

Using my humble experience in buying, selling and analyzing funds, I decided to rank them in a tier list, with a tiny bit of prejudice

>>31717868
No...

>>31721445
Rude

LET ME IN, GHOST OF ABE.
OPEN THE COUNTRY
STOP HAVING IT BE CLOSED

>>31721707
It's an objective list, my opinion of funds doesn't influence it unless you're in the Trash category

>>31721445
please explain your reasoning, im curious to hear as to how you ranked some of the best funds so low

>>31721445
In my opinion, Buy Towa should be in the E category.

>>31722300
I made a list of funds based on a month of data with a point system
>Fund owns any Aki shares right before adjustment: +1 point
>Fund owns more Aki than the day before: +1 point
>Fund owns less Aki than the day before:-1 point
I think that's a pretty fair system!
>>31722323
It is in the E category!

>>31722300
the he isn't you here, it's >>31721445

>>31723048
Oops, sorry, meant the T category

>>31723603
I see your point

>>31721445
>A
>Ui Beam
That wasn't expected.

>>31724104
I like your fund

>>31723048
this is next level aki schizo
please continue

>>31727970
It's making the game more fun for me, so sure

Gentlemen, I present to you: Eroha.

>>31732335
I said it before and I'll say it again: I would jakin-jakin Iroha's nin-nins

Friday night soon

How do you update the fund order tracker

>>31721445
Amazing ranking, love the scoring. When are you starting an Aki-only fund?

>>31737119
After today's dividends, but it'll be for more coins than Aki!

oh nyo

What if Towa was British

>>31739872
She'd stream at a good time for me, that'd be wonderful

>>31739872
somehow you've managed to ruin towa

>>31737002
By clicking on it

Towa

Why do you like Towa?

>>31721952
I wish Noel was a hag

>>31745329
noel gonna be one of those mentally ill cat lady

Place your bets now, who will be the top 5 mutual funds?

>>31747407
towa

>>31747407
top 5 of what
if you mean graph/autism share growthim guessing , marine retirement; glowie; nephlo, JO and Orca Conservation

haachama architecture got 5k buys over 2 days and its not even div time yet
here is some schizo headcanon to celebrate

>>31751253
I like the stock

>>31752634
more like I like my rocking chair kekw

>>31753604
not funny

Happy divday my dudes. I would like to present our finalised divegrass roster. Group draws are on Monday probably. Who would you like to play?

>>31755063
I swear to god if abayo makes us lose again I'm gonna make fox soup for dinner

>>31755063
money laundering

>>31755182
Under the looming threat of her contract being terminated she's decided to remove her limiters and redeem herself.

>>31755802
A-abayo?

any fun games for this friday night?

>>31756106
100% oj?

>>31756148
I'm up for some orange juice

Please come play 100% orange juice! The lobby is currently on the normal gamemode.
Lobby name is nasfaq.biz
Password is rage

I feel like at a billion+ the game just becomes get more divvies to invest in funds. Coin investments just arent worth it for the 10, 20K profit and unfortunately the reliability of these spikes is becoming rarer and rarer as even if you follow schedules and everything it usually always lead to net losses due to unforseen wrong adjustments or unexpected adjustments for other coins.

I miss when there was dumb spikes from shit coins to exploit. Now its all invest in funds and wait till next week, invest everything into Hololive coin or do 100M gambles.

>>31756503
Also, I just hate the tax mechanic because we still can't pick which purchases we want to use our credit on and which we don't want to use credit on.

Also I don't really care, still gonna play this but the low spikes and just complete randomness in adjustments these past weeks just make it really clear everything is about funds, gambling or divcoining.

Which is fine, btw.

>>31745980
Hot

>>31755063
When's Ayamy 144p coming back...

>>31757499
in 5

>>31756499
We have one more spot! Please consider joining.

>>31755063
mio and kanata's portraits are swapped u twazzock

>>31756503
>to lazy to make their own fund and trade on it
ogey

I'm NGMI

>>31759455
Ah yes 200M divs are going to create a successful fund.

No one in their right mind starts a fund until 500M capital

>>31760050
holy retard

Twapi...

>>31760050
started mine with $222,222,222 and it's fine

>>31760083
You're the retard here, amigo.

Nice try though, show wallet.

>>31760182
sure

>>31760277
I MISS APPLAUSE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>31760050
You're so incorrect I don't even know how to begin to explain to you all the different ways you're wrong, but I'll try my best to see if I can think of all of them.
Lower networth funds are inherently more profitable pound for pound than higher networth funds just on the basis of how fund trading works, a fund that starts with 10mil can easily quintuple its share price within a week with just a modicum of trading reps.
Fact: The lower networth players that started lower networth funds have far out profited the higher networth funds from higher networth players if you compare their profit to the networth of the players that started them.
Funds like Delta Triangle and Lazy Laundry are the absolute worst funds in terms of profit to networth ratio, only beaten by the meme funds that aren't even attempting to trade. This situation was even worse before the first batch of major fund changes, they are only saved by the 5-10% exclusive CEO divs from the total div pool of the fund.
>successful fund.
On this point, if you simply make a fund and don't intentionally nuke it via utterly retarded trades, it WILL be a success, because it WILL generate tons of profit that you simply couldn't that gotten otherwise, whether it be via dividends, share growth or even the fees for the shares.
A player without a fund simply cannot compete financially with a player that has one, regardless of their networth and regardless of the funds starting cash.
I personally believe this is still balanced however, because correctly managing a fund actually does take a lot of work (in comparison to normal trades), it's not as brainless as it might seem at first.

>>31756499
join

i mean fair enough then.

Honestly my biggest gripe is with the tax system, hard to continue climbing due to it and there's no shot at improving it.

With funds I just feel it is necessary to have maximum capital to not get curbstomped and so I am not going to fall in the trap of throwing less than 500M into it.

There is no guarantee for either investors or shenanigans with lower capital it just seems stupid to not have maximum capital when starting your fund.

pisstress we are waiting for you to get ready

>>31761802
>With funds I just feel it is necessary to have maximum capital to not get curbstomped and so I am not going to fall in the trap of throwing less than 500M into it.

I don't understand, did you not read anything I just said? Funds that start with 500mil+ are objectively worse funds than ones that start with less, the sweet spot is between 10mil and 100mil starting networth.
>There is no guarantee for either investors or shenanigans with lower capital it just seems stupid to not have maximum capital when starting your fund.
This doesn't even make sense? What isn't there a guarantee for? I don't think you've taken the time to actually think about how funds work.

>>31761192

I mean it assumes your investor count outweigh your initial fund startup net worth.

It is highly unlikely to naturally attract investors through lower net worth due to less coins.

Especially since trading perfectly is unlikely in the current ecosystem.

>>31762413
>I mean it assumes your investor count outweigh your initial fund startup net worth.
>
>It is highly unlikely to naturally attract investors through lower net worth due to less coins.
It seems you haven't been paying attention to one of the fundamental problems with funds that's been talked about ever since they came out, which is the fact that you don't actually want to attract investors. At least not at first, investors only hinder a funds initial share growth, they become good again later on in the funds life when the fund has reached a networth where it cannot reasonable grow its shares in price anymore, and it's preferable to have people invest to grow the fund to increase the funds total dividend payout.
Again, as I said before, if you make a fund and just makes trades in it, not even amazing trades, just ok trades, it WILL be a success.
And if you're worried about your fund having a "bad start" or something, you really shouldn't, there is no way for your fund to lose.
>No investors
shares grow in price
>Lots of investors
total dividend payout increases
>Especially since trading perfectly is unlikely in the current ecosystem.
This goes back to why your conception of funds is inherently incorrect, the currently deflating market means most coins are going down in price, but haven't you noticed? Funds aren't deflating, they're simply stagnating, even in a tough trading environment like this, they can still maintain networth growth and at least keep share prices the exact same.
But that's only true for the higher networth funds, the lower ones can absolutely still generate incredible profits, even in this deflating market.

>>31761802
For fucks sake, make a fund with 100m, set to 100k shares, go public, before you make your first trade start the dissolve process. Now just buy coins you know will be up more than 23% tomorrow, or if a coin is stupid cheap in the morning obviously buy some of that to. Congrats you now feel like you are making progress again. Once more than a week has passed and you feel that people own to many shares that your not making enough from trades to warrant continuing to trade with the fund, sell all of the coins and wait for the fund to complete the dissolve process.
Rinse and repeat.

buy fed

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Funds data for wallet analyzer is up

Many people are asking, so I’ll give it to you now, it is 100% true. There’s a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts.

>>31765963
could you please not leak my abayo

>>31765963
>>31766059
rrats?

>>31765849 (me)
it's nice actually having a bit of a spread on the div distribution. pls keep it this way.
thanks devs.

I just want tax credits to be able to be used specifically on a coin transaction or not.

Funds are too meme worthy and one of the reasons I deleted my 100M fund on launch was due to the fear of being hundreds of millions in debt at some point due to extreme problem of the balancing act between available balance and imvesting+selling.

Obviously the current system there's maximum risk on the investor but I still fear the chances of mismanaging and being fucked over hard as a fund manager.

Especially in this deflation market where it is just going lower and lower and spikes are smaller and smaller beyond the odd occurences of Subscription upticks or API shenanigans.

Honestly in this market I don't really feel safe even with starting capital of 500M. Good luck to those who are fools, I suppose. Hahahaha!

Big Divs again

>>31767806
Oh I understand now, you're just attempting to FUD players from making funds so they can't compete with players that do, my bad for falling for something so transparent....
Advice to all new players who want to grow: Make a fund.

>>31767806
Damn I wish I was as retarded as you

dump it

>>31756499
Thanks for showing up for 100% Orange Juice! Enjoy your div day or something.

Towa

>>31768399
I'd genuinely advice against making funds as you will get fucked over and be in negative net worth if you aren't careful.

Stick to divcoining, gambling and share buying!

>>31771820
I don't understand your end goal here???

>>31772713
I'm just advicing other players to not go bankrupt. Larger fund at start is the only security you have against bankruptcy.

Smaller fund and you are easy prey. Just be warned.

>>31774541
But thats not how funds work you fucking braindead retarded nigger

bump

>>31775027
Except your logic makes no sense when you consider the fact that sub 10 to 100M means that your amount of coins will be beyond limited. You will then have the problem of balancing coins and the investors with thousands of shares at low prices breathing down your neck later on.

Yes, you are right on the fund closing trick. But anyone who starts a fund that low whether its with 3M to 100M and builds up from there has to contend with potential sabotage later on due to the low share prices.

Basically you can only defend yourself against this with a massive initial portfolio.

I am pleased to announce the start of a new fund, Aki love. I plan to mostly buy Aki with it, with a permanent 2% fee and a current price of $2,142.86. Please buy some shares!

>>31776903
based. aki a cute. I'll buy some.

>>31776350
If you start with 100k shares NOBODY can withraw more than 1% of your networth in a single day. What about this is to hard for your monkey brain to understand? Sabotage literally is not possible on any fund that starts with 100k shares.

>>31777089
Thanks for your patronage!

Evening fags!

>>31780408
Evening!

Live

Kagura's Mea wallet is dissolving in 7 days

do we have any hoomans left playing the game

we need more hoomans

ohhhh i need to shit

>>31792400

where blondes?

>>31793182
blonde man got his own blondes now. he's in a better place

>>31793240

I did my reps for fund buys for the first time.

>>31793711
えらい!

>>31793739
I still don't really know how to properly trade with funds, especially how to multicoin. Do you multicoin more coins that adjusted down, or the ones that will go up the day after? I know the answer is both, but my funds doesn't have much money so I don't know how I should prioritize my trades.

>>31794643
grug see titty knight singing this morning. grug buying many titty knight coin.

>>31794853
There are better deals than noel.

>>31794643
The standard 50 multicoin is fine when you trade as a fund. I chose to focus on a few coins for my fund, I buy them when they go below a certain value, and sell them when they go above another value. Just figure out the way of trading that's fun for you!

>>31795167
grug not care deals. titty night have 70k CCV. go moon tomorrow.

>>31752634
thank you for your patronage

>>31777452
honestly this is the real fix for the thing become and calf are complaining about too
just make your share price something fucking stupid like 1bil shares starting and the money people can invest is tiny and you retain full control of your fund without all thise self sabotage 20% fake dissolve shit

>>31794643
dont go purely by yesterdays price
to trade properly you need to have in mind a "normal" value of each coin and judge buys based on the difference to that. When you buy something "cheap" irl, you think its cheap based on what you think its "normal" price is.
i.e a coin spikes yesterday, and returns to normal value, if you only go by grug strats so you go OH SHIT -40%! but all it did was return to normal from a spike. It is a net 0 value right now
At the very least, make a notepad of what you think each coins "real" price is, check the ingame daily and monthly graphs and do some line autism, or check bbbs monthly averages if you want to be lazy. Then each day compare each spike/dip your thinking of trading to that real price and trade based off that

>>31795829
70CCV for only an hour might not actually lead to too much unfortunately. She'll get a boost but it likely won't be all that big

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

>>31802402
THEN I SHALL ANSWER

>>31802476
DO YOU HAVE A WALL OF TEXT WITH INFORMATIVE STATISTICS, AND AN OBSESSION WITH BLONDE WOMEN?

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID. THE BLONDES ARE DESTABILIZING.

>>31804132
Choco-sensei's left leg...

>>31802402
The Age of Blondes is over. The Time of Towa has come.

>>31805829
>towa

>>31805829
tortellini...

>>31806016
>wamy

Did we get double divs again or have I finally made it to where I can oshicoin in peace?

>>31806823
Yes

why is rushia so expensive?

>>31807815
She is valuable to many of us

>>31807815
So that faggots don't buy her.

>>31807815
It is a scam by fancucks

>>31808579
Please don't make fun of the fandeads niggerzoku

We all know why nasfaq is dying.

We need a final solution to the kenzoku question.

Sorry kenzofriends, it had to be done.
Fandeads love!

>>31809554
Kenzoku are the only one keeping the thread on-topic and alive

>>31809856
>on topic
I think you got the wrong door, the kenzoku thread is over there >>31797858

>>31810007
This is a Kenzoku thread. The Kenzoku own this place.

>>31809817
but there are no good fandeads left

>>31794643
I just don't think multicoining is a good idea because it is even harder to profit than normal coin trading. Obviously I think funds are a scam though.

>Thread in dead again when the Kenzoku stop posting
Maybe the Kenzoku are right... Maybe the do run this place...

>>31813698
nah his mom was sad about how her son turned out and asked me to come over to make her feel good again

[MISSING]
Have you seen this avarice? He has been missing for months.
He is short and likes mayo. He may call you a nigger and show you eroge screenshots. May be found near an ants nest.
Please report any sightings to the nearest Hooman Conservation Society office.
All tips will receive rewards (a good feeling for having done the right thing).

>>31813802
At least he has a mother, unlike you.

>>31814239
it's my dad who disowned me, not my mom, but good try

>>31814312
>it's my dad who disowned me, not my mom
who cares

>>31814312
Im sorry to hear that anon.
>>31814466
suck my dick faggot

>>31814527
>suck my dick faggot
ok

>>31814466
ur mom does since he's doing her too, he got mad I did her too much

>>31814858
Your father still doesn't love you.

>>31815175
Like everyone in my families but two, it's nothing special

>>31815496
Did you rape someone to get everyone to hate you?

>>31815655
being the autistic shut in child of a family of redneck-adjacent normies and of a family of upper middle class snobs will do that to you

Funds are surprisingly fun to manage

at 4 pm eastern-ish:
Top Gun (1986)
if you've already seen it, the commentary track is also included so you can come hang out with the hags: commentary track with producer Jerry Bruckheimer, director Tony Scott, co-screenwriter Jack Epps, Jr., Captain Mike Galpin, technical advisor Pete Pettigrew, and Vice Admiral Mike McCabe
Beetlejuice (1988)
if you don't feel like watching it...come listen to Danny Elfman's isolated score, which is pretty nice

if you've had buffering issues in the past, there's some "debug" content playing in there right now that you should come check out

trying something different out with the audio this time. the new defaults have some DRC/EQ applied for a better experience on stereo speakers for all the Edge-lets. the track(s) labeled "fullrange" are as they've previously been done.

hello here is the autism for funds week 10
strong showing coming out of the deflation day last time, especially kiryu kai who dropped his old act of buying 1 of every fund and just went fucking ham
new fund : aki love!

>>31817535
i am buying aki

>>31818043
>especially kiryu kai who dropped his old act of buying 1 of every fund and just went fucking ham
Kiryu Kai is under new management.

>>31818567
Great choice!

>>31814019
can the reward be sex, with avarice

No idea what to do with my 300M divvies, thinking of spending it all on 10 stacking Hololive coins for a few more weeks. But, IDK

>>31820137
buy towa

>>31820137
Create a fund if you don't have any yet?

When are minigames getting added

>>31820137
You can always buy funds, or make one. Personally I'm waiting until the ipos drop to buy funds, because I always tend to overspend on them.

>>31820137
Give them all to me

>>31817899
Starting now!

>>31821229
I'm probably going to run these back twice. I might have to go during Top Gun, and I love Beetlejuice's OST so I'll keep it on the second time just for that

>>31820239
I'm not making a fund until at least 1Billion is secured for the portfolio.

Even then I am worried that I should wait even longer for 2 billion just to make sure.

>>31822871
>until at least 1Billion is secured for the portfolio
What do you mean? You'll get to 1 billion quickly even if you start a fund with less money

Don't go killing me off so quickly.
Dividend data and averages updated.
Working on getting the MOVE data updated now.
Sorry about missing the Ameverse Rumble.

>>31823068
hes baiting you, ignore him

>>31823318
Here lies blondesman, may he rest in pepeloni.

>>31823318
I can still hear his voice, bros....

>>31823319
Then I fell right into it

Aki

>>31823068
I don't get how funds supposedly boosts your net worth? You just 50 multicoin and congrats you are now slaves to the investors and you have to have 50% premium on the coins before you sell which is not going to happen with current market fluctuations.

>>31827629
But anon, (You) are THE investor of you fund. If you are a slave to yourself, doesn't that mean you are free?

>>31827629
>I don't get how funds supposedly boosts your net worth?
The really dumbed down version of it is that a properly managed fund can earn money UP TO 25 times faster than a player can. Key word - FASTER. If a player is buying/selling 1x 4.5%/0% and a fund is buying anywhere from 1-50x 10%/10% ~= 21% the player can technically earn 16.5% more than the fund does, per dollar.
You as a player are likely worth more than a new fund, and all but the biggest funds. But you as a player literally have bags, do you not? Unless you own no Shion. You can't dump them quickly. You can't stock up on dips very quickly. A new fund is like a newborn baby, it has no baggage. It can gobble up 7200 coins at the same per coin price you'd pay to buy 288 coins! It can pick coins up 5 times faster than your maximum while paying 1/5th what you would in fees to buy 1440 coins. It gets a little bit less clean when you consider selling, since you can sell 1x and not pay any fees, but your 3x sale roughly = any fund coin sales between 1 and 50x. I have personally never used anything other than 50x in a fund, there's no point, unless you have the math automated.
>and you have to have 50% premium on the coins before you sell which is not going to happen with current market fluctuations.
Funds pay 10% tax to buy coins, and 10% again to sell. The break-even point for the fund is selling coins at anything 21% higher than what it paid for them.

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>31831064
ooooooh

>>31827392
youd think with how artists are aware of the bbc fetishists theyd stop using those word bands as its the easiest edit to make.
its like youre giving that edit to the jews for free

>>31831264
anon what?

>>31831264
nobody cares about bbc, especially here, unless you are an american

>>31827629
you dont pay normal tax, its x50 at only 10% tax for the full 50
single player x10 is +45% tax, the purchasing power is insane.
Also most of the "oh no im a slave to investors" can be avoided by making your starting share split 100k shares
it would take a long time for people to overtake that at 1k a day, and then you can just dissolve and restart, you dont need to go down the become/calf self destruction hole.

>>31819482
absolutely not

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 62,015,490, a 1.04% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 885,936. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 3,859,883 shares, or 6.22% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 90,745 shares, or 0.15% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 51):
>Shion & Nana :: +11.3%
>Kovalskia :: +10.8%
>Aki :: +8.3%
>Kronii :: +5.9%
>Noel :: +4.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Fauna :: -8.5%
>Lamy :: -3.8%
>Mio :: -3.6%
>Dezmond :: -3.2%
>Matsuri :: -2.8%

3 coins (Rushia, Ayame, Civia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $229,165.54, which is an increase of 0.38% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,581,289,279,613.11, which is an increase of 2.4% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,498.30. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $127,621,318,768.16 in total market value, or 8.07% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $1,257,794,626.14 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 46):
>Miko :: +19.9%
>Mio & Okayu :: +14.2%
>Baelz :: +14.0%
>Ayamy :: +12.2%
>Fauna & Luna :: +12.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 24):
>Nene :: -30.9%
>Amelia :: -30%
>Flare :: -23.8%
>Shion :: -17.1%
>Towa :: -16.7%

1 coin (Civia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,591,923,256, which is an increase of 202.58% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $3,787,488,712.83 today, a decrease of 7% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 18):
>Hololive :: +91.1%
>Marine :: +6.8%
>Baelz :: +6.5%
>Sana :: +5.6%
>Towa :: +4.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>7 coins (Rushia, Calliope, Kiara, Ayame, Choco, Roboco, Watame) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>16 coins (Okayu, Gura, Suisei, Polka, Aqua, Ayamy, Sana, Laplus, Ollie, Moona, Nachoneko, Rurudo, Nabi, Vesper, Ui, Kanata) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>3 coins (Civia, Altare, Coco) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>44 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Shion :: $496.02 Up
>Pekora :: $471.59 Up
>Towa :: $434.37 Up
>Amelia :: $390.01 Up
>Nene :: $347.78 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Rushia :: $0.07 Up
>Altare :: $1.87 Down
>Civia :: $2.39 Down
>Pochimaru :: $2.40 Down
>Choco :: $3.31 Up

Overall Average movement was $37.72 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $66.45 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$60.76 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

no movies for the next three weeks probably divegrass beckons. I hope you'll still be here!

oh, and if you don't give a shit about divegrass, I'll probably queue up all/any that I haven't deleted yet but you should watch our team play at least

10

Magni streaming wrasslin' in about 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4C_HVHuNmc
There will be gambling.

>>31841365
Just kidding no gambling unless he runs a match.

>>31845515
Match on

The mikoposter is unironically a faggot and I hope he loses all his money.

>>31848734
he brags about going to /pol/ that should say a lot

>>31849109
/pol/ is just /biz/ with bots nowadays

bump

Counter bump

>bumps your thread with my streaming power

>>31855589
maybe instead of bumping our thread you could please stream? pretty please?

>>31848734
Who the fuck spent his time making a shitpost targeted at mikofag?

>>31856709
there's been a resident mikofag hater here for a while now

>Thread is 3 days old and still not dead
dead game, dead thread, dead posters, dead players

>>31859743
I still have nightmares about Kobo. Never again.

>>31862538
The fuck

>>31862538
Was a good day

Not a bump, I just want to post Aki

https://youtu.be/QzvBa3jR8Qo Remember this guy?

>>31866880
who

Watch Haato
https://youtu.be/lkMuFezuzTg

>>31871273
>Supercell
Nice

>>31869451
ToT

Aki

From two to three threads per day to single thread per 3 days

>>31877766
I made 40 posts in this thread btw

>>31878158
Weird, I made 307 posts.

>>31878324
Wait, so have you been arguing with yourself in this thread???

>>31878418
yes.

>>31878567

>>31848734

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 27)
>Aqua :: $16,615.14
>Kanaeru :: $8,062.21
>Ina'nis :: $7,250.48

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Ollie :: -$10,420.86
>Hololive :: -$7,669.43
>Fauna :: -$7,483.66

Overall Average Adjustment is -$413.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,464.83
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,221.12

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't confuse your zoomers for each other.

>titty knight will go to the moon grug says
I'll never trust you guys again

>>31880590
I told him that a hour long stream might not have that much impact

>>31880590
Grug did nothing wrong

>>31880590
She did get x5 her yesterday views, I don't know why she didn't go up further

>>31881135
I thought it was because she lost a view or subscribers tick, but she didn't so that can't be it. It's probably a hidden mechanic

>>31881299
the jews stole her adjustment

Hosting a community AMQ game at an abnormal hour and at bump limit!, get in here: https://animemusicquiz.com/

Room ID: nasfaqg | Password: firefox

Feel free to either use a guest account or make a proper one. You can add a list too to tailor the quiz, just make sure to set it to private if you care about anonymity. Guests can't talk, so if you'd like to do that then you'll need to make an account.

We will be playing the Battle Royale mode (to start off with at least). You move around with your keyboard's arrow keys and click on things to loot them so that they show up in the quiz pool. You answer with the name of the anime, not the name of the song or artist. If you join mid-match you'll have to spectate, but you'll be able to join as a player after the game is over (games usually last around 15-20 minutes).
These lobbies tend to last a while, so don't be discouraged from joining late.

>>31881521
cringe

>>31881521
kimoi

>>31880590
Events doesn't matter anymore because of mutual funds making them completely useless

>>31881521
sir I am watching f1

>>31882933
rigged race, fuck verstappen

>>31882989
he is simply suiperior

>>31883078
rigged

wrong oshiboard sightings report since its a while since i did that one