/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The gigashrimp

Gurass

my wife

>>31608610
Gura members stream tomorrow

I hope Gura had a good day today.

>>31608663
You mean MY wife?

I much prefer comfy threads

I want to cuddle with a fembud and talk about Gura with her.

>>31608701
It's always comfy until we get past the bump limit. Thread shitters know meidos don't bother deleting threads that are about to be archived.

Goobi, my beloved...

giggling gargoyle

>>31608752
I want to cuddle with Gura and talk about fembuds with her

I want to cuddle with Gura and talk about fembuds with her.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>31608769
*bother deleting posts / banning

>>31608655

>>31608787
wtf who are you why are you reading my mind?

>>31608837
I posted it first, why are you reading my mind?

>>31608858

>>31608672
No stream until Saturday except for a Fauna collab if she's in it. Accept it and stop spilling cope everywhere.

>>31608752
There's up to 300k fembuds so it's not as far fetched as you might think.

Gooba's stinky breath

>>31608672
Seems likely. She has a lot of members streams planned and loves playing around with us doing whatever.

>>31609050
Why is she sad?

>>31609007
Most of them aren't hardcore fans though. How many of Gura's about 8k always shows up no matter what fans are fembuds?

If Yagoo gave her the option to graduate anyone from hololive otherwise you leave, who will she choose.

>>31608526
Didn't unicycle anon pass on?

>>31609153
You

god I want more art of gura sucking titties of every holomem

>>31609062
I'm being a bit rough with her...

>>31609237
Wow, that's hot. I never realized how much I wanted this until now.

Choose your fighter

>>31609102
You don't always have to show up to be a big fan. A lot of fans are VOD watchers. That's how I started out before I 'got' the point of livestreams when she read my comment once.
>>31609170
I haven't seen him post so I assume so.

Trust the shark, stinkies.

>>31609364
Always

>>31609364
gura got another concussion and thats why she isnt streaming today

>>31609364
I’ll always support her

>>31609304
fitting since i have ame in the other tab

Gura dead

>>31609364
Always have been.

>>31609364
Haven't stopped kneeling since the first Muse dash stream

I hate to break it to you chumbies, but Gura has passed away. She knee'd herself in the head, got a severe concussion again and was too autistic to seek medical attention for it and opted to simply go to sleep instead. The internal bleeding costed her her life.

I love her more than anything!

>>31609062
She's being corrected. T u T

>>31608993
fuck off backshitter

Gura has been in my dreams the last few nights, I really fucking love her

>>31609170
Maybe, I didn't think he was the sickbud though

reminder that gura liked this

Keep believing in the dream buds

What would Gura be without her shark tail? Will she lose her identity or just her lore?

>>31610071
She'd be Gabby

>>31609955
I want to see Gura in her bikini so badly...

>>31610071
Even more clumsy because now she doesn't have her tail to balance

Don't hit the bump limit too fast. That's when thread shitters know they can get away with being a threadshitter.

>>31610071
She will forget how to walk

>>31610263
Yall ever tried this little thing known as reporting?

I love her forehead so much

>>31610071
Gura with no tail is literally a child. You would not want to watch children dressed in a swimsuit or make cute noises on the internet right?

>>31610399
Meidos and jannies don't care as much after a thread is past the bump limit / near the last page.

>>31610469
N...no

>>31610469
Wrong, I would absolutely love to see that.

imagine

gura likes this

I love booba Gura even if she herself thinks the very idea is anathema.

I've fallen for a fish....

Cleansing the thread of heresy with this maid Gura.

>>31610758
same desu

>>31610783
Gura fantasizes about booba Gura and the fact she thinks it's anathema only makes her wetter.

>>31610785
Capture the fish!

there is nothing sexual about gura, she's a child

>>31610566
Tsundere Gura angrily giving me sex pretending not to enjoy it.

>>31610936
incorrect

>>31610936
That's the most sexual part

>>31610936
don't say it so erotically T u T

Ame is streaming over mumei's celebration, what's the new cope you faggots that make excuses for her not streaming

>>31608760
Snot is such a good group man, I hope we get more soon.

>>31610754
I'm imagining

>>31609453
I can save her, I'll make her always wear a helmet.

>>31611053
I was about to ask for the original source, but I found it: Tsundere Imouto to no Nichijou

Interesting how Yandex is one of the best reverse image searches

>>31611143
thats SNO though

>>31611076
>Ame ever caring about overlap

>>31611525
the t is for TuT

>>31611598
we got a live one

>>31541906
3 days and counting.

>>31611598
The point is that there's no mandated restrictions rrat for the week and gura is too lazy to start an hour earlier for a three hour stream if she didn't want to overlap

antis care more about Gura's streaming habits tahn fans do. rent free

>>31611736
I'm counting too. The brat knows I don't coom until she gets back.

>>31611736
anon 3 days is pretty standard for her, 5 isn't at all, she'll probably do a member's tomorrow don't worry

>>31611736
Watch her be in Ame's stream with no voice chat on

>>31612244
Poor girl must be recording a lot. I hope she gets another day to rest.

>>31612253
Those are some cute Guras.

Gura please stream. These girl's aren't nearly as entertaining as you.

>>31612029
>wanting to watch more of gura is being an anti
Man when did this place become r*ddit/discrap. Got any other sjw buzzwords you wanna throw out?

>>31612029
I want more streams but complaining here is dumb, unless you like to vent out to no go full schizo in her chat

>>31612910
it's better when they go schizo in chat, chat is MUCH better at ignoring and they can't samefag there

>>31613207
Gura's nape...

>>31613260
Gura's fat tail...

>>31613335
[x] grasp fat tail

>>31613207
I like gura's design, even though I'm not at the point where I'm pumping out fan art/sketches she inspired me to learn something.
TLDR. GURA CUTE

>>31613496
yes me

>>31613207
Gura's back is so cute. I need more art of it in different outfits. Imagine hugging her from behind putting your head over her shoulder.

I'm sorry anons but I don't like her tail. It looks like a big cock.

>>31613685
yeah, mine

>>31610071
The sudden loss of 73% of her total body weight would be a tragic loss. Approx. 53% of her blood is in that tail and losing it would absolutely throw her body into shock. Possibly leading to permanent damage to her internal organs or even death.

>>31613685
not sure why you would think that?

what if gura's tail was her magical focus instead of her trident

>>31613897
gura does not have any type of magic

Why is she punishing us like this? We don't deserve this, it was the shitters' fault.

>>31613685
I would let gura fuck me with her front tail if she wanted

>>31613935
false, watch streams

>>31613685
That's a good thing.

>>31613685
why dont you stop thinking about cock

>>31613936
She knows it makes /#/ seethe.

>>31614185
to be fair, if she wanted to do that she would play games they consider massive "debuffs" not sure what this would be for gura though since debuff games seem to depend of the streamer

>>31613685
Why are you gay?

Gura has two giant tails.

https://twitter.com/Palps_/status/1562631485857099777
https://twitter.com/Palps_/status/1562631485857099777
https://twitter.com/Palps_/status/1562631485857099777

is the moom stream worth tuning in to?

Multiple choice question:

If you were sitting next to Gura, both of you gaming, and she dropped a massive wet sounding fart, would you:

A: Have anal sex with her.

Gura is not streaming until she can turn off membership gifting

>>31614657
Anal sex is gross. I'd only consider it because I want to keep her hymen intact before marriage (we're already married.

>>31614653
If you like moom, I guess? It's not the kind of stream that will convert you.

>>31608910
I hope there’s a spanking version

Good lord I cannot wait for all the 3D updates. Gura's glorious tail...

>>31614653
20% cringe 75% wtf and probably like 5% cute

>>31614653
Not really

I want too have so much anal sex with Gura, that her room just smells of ass. The thick sweet stench.

>>31614864
She demanded her tail have good physics and is going to shake the FUCK out of it for us in her 3D live.

>>31614832
Can't believe you just said Gura is gross. You break her heart.

>>31614848
I tune in sometimes but she's not as engaging for me as Gura.

>no delivery

>>31615071
check your tracking info

missing gura rn

>>31614939
Cozy nighttime on the beach stream with her updated sexier tail... That will be very memorable.

>No delivery

>>31615307
I got my Nendo just fine. Try calling them up?

>>31615307
Maybe you have to go to your post office for pickup.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA sleep

>does not enjoy streaming so she does not stream

>>31615440
Ok goodnight Gura. Eat some real food.

>>31615446
She streams down my mouth all the time though?

Does Gura like being choked during sex?

>>31616177
Do you watch streams? You should know the answer already if you do.

still missing gura

>>31616177
Never met a girl that doesn't like it. And with her obsession with zip ties and being bullied and slammed into lockers... But she probably also likes it gentle, depending on her mood. Fortunately I'm adaptable. Can switch between gentle giant and violent rapist upon request.

>all the laughs the chuckles the sighs the humming
>the jokes and the friendly conversations
>hearing her voice for years for several hours a day
goddamn I envy barber so fucking much

>>31615440
AAAAAAAAAAAA OYASAME, bud

do you think Gura would like having a funnel stuck in her pussy and dozens of chumbies gooming in it?

>>31616177
No, she'll talk it up like she does enjoy it, but she'd get upset if she were actually choked.

>>31616729
kek'd

>Uno Collab on Fauna's schedule for tomorrow
Gura will definitely be there

>>31616836
jackbox collab too

>>31616836
i miss gura

>>31616781
i'd happily introduce her to breathplay and the fact that you can increase the intensity of orgasms with it. Safely of course. Safety first children!

>>31616616
I wanna be Gura's cousin too...

>>31616904
>>31616836
Yeah, I think we'll see her for at least one of those segments.

>>31616904
outlast too, Gura will be watching it if not on voice during it

>>31616616
friendzoned and cucked by chumbies. Not an enviable position.

>>31616904
Shit, is this the original Jackbox collab now turns into part of Fauna's anniversary?

>>31616729
Can't put a funnel in there, cos my dick is in the way.

I love Fauna so fucking much, the only fembud that matters

>>31616729
Getting glazed like a donut by her chumbies is her most consistent fetish.

>>31616948
imagine all the sweet family trips they went on

>>31616836
uno isn't 100% but is likely but the jackbox is 100% in my opinion

>>31616916
Gura already understands breathplay, she forgets to breathe when she masturbates

>>31616836
Oh thats why the jackbox collab got rescheduled

>>31617183
Fuck you're right. She definitely does. Hot. God she's perfect.

>>31617182
>uno with batsu
>organized by fauna
>gura not there
What the fuck are you on? You need meds more than schizos do.

>>31617182
I don't know, I think Gura would commit crimes to play batsu Uno. She really loves Uno.

>>31617275
>>31617327
the batsu pumped it above 60% for me but i'm not going to say its 100% unless gura talks about it

We lost a gura stream day because of some retarded owl rambling stream? Hiring mumei was a mistake

>>31617411
It's tomorrow you dumb fuck. The first hint of Gura being there is going to be her showing up.

>>31617411 me
the main reason i could see gura not being in the uno collab is the timeslot

>>31617182
safe to assume gura is in none of these
>debut react at 7:30
and she isn't streaming either.
4 days off and counting.

>>31617177
Besides skiing there's a pretty sweet EDM scene there, and from the way she talks about chocolates and shits on Lindt you know she tried the local chocolates.

>>31617584
retard, gura is at least 60% certain to be in the uno collab and is almost 100% certain to be in the jackbox collab

>>31616836
>Return stream is a Collab
My favorite...

>>31617531
Not quite true, she could retweet the stream first.

>>31617182
Has Fauna talked about which holos will be on her stream?
Gura will be on jackbox that's for sure, and maybe uno too

>>31617753
No, she'll quote-tweet it.

>>31617730
Just don’t watch it

>>31613207
Is that the same artist who did this one?

>>31617809
she isn't live, to my knowledge, I got it from global/Twitter
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1562638793647071233

Behold.. Hungry ant!

>>31617895
No.
https://twitter.com/852_box/status/1543060566725775360

>>31617837
I'll be honest, I care so little about twitter terminology I forget they are technically different things.

>>31618038
One is hitting a button, the other takes relative effort on her part. I'm proud of her for choosing the effort option lately.

>>31617938
I mean we still don't know wich holos will show up, like it can be everyone or just council+IRys+Gura

>>31617809
She has a collab with IWyS in an hour and a half, so there's a chance it might come up then. Either way I'll probably watch everything starting with Uno and I will yell here if Gura ENTERs.

>>31618240
Gura loves collabs with Fauna. Unless she's in project hell again. I say 85% chance she shows up to Jackbox. UNO is a good chance too though she might feel like she's imposing.

>>31618468
jackbox is almost 100% since Gura has already mentioned wanting to set up a jackbox collab,
The uno one is a toss-up, but the mention of a batsu does lead me to believe Gura will be there.

i hope they do the baby batsu again and gura gets it this time

I want to make Gura pee in an empty bath, and then fuck her in it.

>>31618952
If this happens I'll start going to church, cos it means there's a god.

chumbuds i had to move because of the mildew but i got geekjack to fix all my delivery addresses and on buyee it was easy to just do it myself so i will not miss out on any of my merch orders!

>>31617515
Council was a mistake. graduate the whores. They're tkt reason gura has gotten this lazy with streaming

>>31618952
Please...

Gura likes bloop

>>31619199
selamat pagi

>>31619228
Close, Gura like bullying Bloop.

>>31619228
DETRIMENTAL

>>31619228
>*Gura likes seeing Bloop in pain
Fixed.

>>31619228
t. coping bloopfag

>>31619248
Hey, that's me on her shirt

>>31619228
Wish i was Gura's bloop and she could drool on me and bite me and chew me all day.

>>31618952
I hope they have more stuff like the tsundere reading, that was amazing.

Why is Gura so sexy?

fuck finally a decent streamer is on. gonna watch pippa now

>>31619961
shes from atlantis

>>31620001
weird false flag

I AM LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY IN LOVE WITH GAWR GURA

>>31619961
It's because she loves us!

How's everyones reps going today. You are doing them aren't you? For her? Doin my nihongo reps, cos I gotta get at least as good as Gura so I can understand her when she does speak japanese. Today I'm trying to get my head around te form.

>>31620109

>>31619228
Bloopfags keep walking, this is an Ebi thread

>>31620219
what are you using

>>31617882
>Muh don't watch it
There's Gura I'll watch it but 100% Gura is better than 40% Gura

>>31620232
based pippa enjoying zoomie

>>31620219
I'm just workin'

>>31620325
im 28 you double nigger. i just know good entertainers when i see them

Please don't make a habit of shitposting with pippa, she deserves better than that

>>31620281
Namasensei https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9987A659670D60E0

>>31620303
it's not so simple, Gura does things she would never do with chat in collabs

>>31620232
Isn't Pippa just walmart brand chuuba mister metokur except an actual whore at the same time?

>>31620445
says the anon in a gawr gura thread

>>31620519
call her whore or whatever you want; i'm not a unicorn for her. i just like her streams
>>31620463
didnt realize other pippa fans lurk here

what's with this new false flag of trying to get people to hate pippa by shilling her here
at least you fags aren't trying to get people to hate an underage gura fangirl anymore with this tactic

>>31620534
correct.

Gura would be unironically horrified of pippa, really

i will say about pippa though that her game streams aren't as good as gura's. her value comes from her other streams like looking at shitty homes and interviewing people

>>31620472
what the fuck

mumei revealed the origins of snot btw

>>31620608
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>>31620445
>>31620325
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>>31620781
>off topic leech shills
Notice how this is the time of day when Gurame spammer usually gets started

>>31620902
was it her nose_____________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>31620797
LEARN IT YOU BITCH
his methods world well on me for some reason, cos oof learning disability and ADHD I have trouble, but he manages to hold my attention, he progresses pretty fucking fast though, and I really need to practice this shit myself to fully learn it, but I'm lazy.

reminder that gura and gawr engage in sexual relations every single day
https://files.catbox.moe/ykyxlp.png

>>31620998
what is te form??

>no likes since morning
>no rt since yesterday
>no stream for 2 days
>no member posts/streams for 5 days
Why? are there any JP events or some EN concert bullshit I didn't hear about that she doesn't want to overlap??

>>31621080
a method for conjugating verbs. Requires a lot of memorization. I am extremely stupid so I find it really fucking hard.

>>31621444
you're way ahead of me i barely know my kana

>>31621049
gura draining gawr's balls TuT

>>31621049
sorry bro dicks are gay. every dick you look at makes you gayer. Soon you'll be watching interracial tranny porn, and that's just not cool man. Dedicate yourself to Gura's feminine child like cunny before it is too late.

>>31621418
She slep

All of Gura's efforts are worth it. She makes me happy.
All of my efforts are worth it. I make Gura happy.
We are in love. We belong to each other.

>>31620472
DRINK BEER

>>31621049
More please.

>>31621418
She's just lazy anon.

>>31621562
nah not really, I'm still struggling with Katakana. It's like my brain refuses to learn any more symbols. I just want to be able to construct simple sentances, but the way japanese does it is so fucking different and alien, it's not like learning german where you just translate words with a bit of word order swapping, gotta start from fucking scratch with japanese. Haven't even started fucking kanji.

What if there's no activity because she ended up getting admitted to a hospital for her head injury?

>>31621418
She's actually busy today, she had the free time yesterday but didn't feel like dealing with her fanbase

>>31622255
Calm down, she's probably just dead.

>>31622255
better not, there might be cute male nurses there.

>>31622255
doctors truly ruin everything

gura with braces

>>31622255
fauna would be in real trouble with her collabs all fucked up tomorrow

>>31622329
Yeah, me
>>31622334
Doctors are fags confirmed
>>31622357
Was Gura confirmed for the collabs? I know she loves Uno

>>31622255
Damn fucking imagine if she actually waited 2 extra days of pain to see the doctor, Gura really acts like a lazy child

>>31622555
not confirmed but you have to be braindead to think she won't be in them

Thing is you all say she has to goo to the doctor, but doesn't going to the doctor in the US cost like $10,000 or something. I wouldn't go to the doctor there either.

>>31622653
She'll be home by tomorrow, in that case.

MUMEI WANTS TO DO ROOM REVIEW AGAIN
>>31622717
she has the money to tank uninsured doctor costs, no excuse

>>31622151
The alternative universe where Gura and Shion do indeed get married and Shion grows fat from Gura's american diet

>>31622717
it's expensive but that shit is overblown, esp. with insurance

>>31622255
I'm going to goncern

>>31622717
my dad was in the hospital for a week and it came out to ~$980k. the insurance paid $150k and he paid the insurance company $3k. so costs over overblown but it's literally the hospitals charging out the ass just so insurance can give them a fraction.

>>31622717
Anon, insurance is a thing. I pay $200 a month for private insurance so the most I'd have to pay out of pocket for a visit is $50. I get that it's not """free""" like your healthcare but it's not $10,000 either. You're required to have health insurance too, so Gura's fine.

>You're required to have health insurance too
kek

my small, delicate wife

>>31623095
Well, unless your insurance decides to fuck you.

>>31623225
For sure, but it won't be for a visit to a GP over a possible concussion.

AME SAYS GURA IS GOOD AT MAKING THUMBNAILS

>>31623370

>>31623370
>>31623487

>>31623095
Ours isn't commpletely free, but you get rebates covering a certain amount of costs, my specialized medical treatments cost 10k, but the rebates bring it down to about 3k, and i've got basic insurance to cover urgent shit. But the initial costs of medical shit in the US before the insurance kicks in seems insane. Yall need a beer hall putsch so that shit can be regulated and costs brought down.

Now she can fix both dents. I don't think she mentioned that first dent from the VR stream was fixed.

>>31623314
Also true

She never did say how she hit her head did she? Wish i could have been there to kiss her booboo.

>>31623585
No please... don't take away my dent naizuri...

>>31623598
Hey now, here is my doxx, for you, yeah that's right

I wanna cuddle in bed with her. Lay my head on her perfectly flat chest and hear her heartbeat.

>>31623784
retard

>>31623583
We do, it's completely fucked. Insurance companies basically get to set prices as they know the government cuts them a blank check on behalf of medicare/medicaid. So they charge massive markups on generic care. I wouldn't expect this situation to last much longer.
>>31623780
I want to be stuck with Gura forever

>>31623845
same desu

Thank you soundpost anon for saving the thread

>>31623890
Our dentist industry has fallen victim to this, the cost of dentistry tools and equipment is so freaking insanely high, that soon Australians are gonna have worse teeth than the british. And insurance only covers part of the costs. I concern fag when Gura drinks all that monster and soda and shit, all her teeth are gonna fall out when she's 30.

You all make me glad I have free insurance through work.

>>31623845
Fuck i can't remember what damn stream it was where she did starjumps to get her heart going and let us listen to it. Timestamp chads where are you?

do you think gura looks at her vod dashboard and sees people jumping to parts of certain vods like this
https://youtu.be/o32IeILoOv4?t=8311
what do you think she thinks about that?

>>31624441
Gura think?

>>31624401
it's one of the chat + doodle streams i think. she did it to make up for us not being able to hear her heartbeat in one of the ASMR streams. her fan discord has tags you can search; not sure if they have it for member vods though

>>31624441
fuck i needed that. Didn't know I did, but I did. And she doesn't say it often, so when she does, you know she means it. Hope she knows that we mean it too.

>>31623845
Too much. I'm gonna fucking sleep... god damn me.

>>31624441
>I love you.
She's so wonderful and beautiful. And she probably thinks about how much chumbies really love her.

gosling hours.

>>31624648
I can't hear the audio right now but Im pretty sure that's her heartbeat from when she did her jumping jacks and that stream was actually before the asmr

>>31624784
She seemed to actually Gosling for us for a few moments there, it's subtle but it's there, that intake of breath and sigh... What a beautiful gentle creature.

>>31624936
Do not call my wife a creature.

Gura probably would've taken her lovey dovey moments with us even further if it weren't for management being able to see the member streams. She must be a bit more shy about it now since she has a new manager.

>>31625027
how about Blessed Fuck Meat.

>>31624960
hahaha she's such an exhibitionist, always flashing her tiny body inappropriately in public

>>31625027
>acts like a creature
>expects us to not call her a creature

>>31624960
Why is Gura wearing her wrestling outfit to the beach?

>>31625117
sharks aren't known for modesty

sigh

I'm glad she didn't stream today, there are enough streams without her

>>31624401
https://youtu.be/qDHmQP7kmvE?t=4550 around here

>>31625242
Thanks chumchad!

>>31625185
Oh no, the dreaded schizo is here to post cute Gurame pictures again. Whatever will we do.

>>31625370
shipping is for homosexuals and trannies.

>>31625037
rubrubrubrubrub

>>31625309
I happened to be listening to that stream and was just at that moment when you posted. It's crazy how that happens sometimes.

>>31625436
if you wanna ship, go watch homos instead.

Mods, get rid of this spammer or you will have to qa this board.

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>>31625370
kill yourself trannoid

>>31625698
Why do you like being cucked by Ame?

Gura doko

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ywnbaw

did you know that jews created transgenderism in weimar germany? Isn't that weird ey. But then their books goot burned, sent the science back by 80 years. Such a shame.

OH N-

Gura is a real person: https://youtu.be/qDHmQP7kmvE?t=5072
Like she actually exists, is real, has a heartbeat. Fucking amazing isn't it.

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you done?

>new ip
no

>>31626061
Love goob like you wouldn't believe

>>31626289
she's the best

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