/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for fuck threadshitters

heh

>>31587312
how am I supposed to know what gura i have

I love this shork so much it's unreal.
Captcha: 00NY0

i like goob

>>31587400
take a screenshot with the animation running

This is mine.

my wife

Gura cute Gura cute!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIy3Nxq_8Hs

post songs you want Gura to sing

>>31587500
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekf8HdPcVvs
I would die

>>31587500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dpw0VvH4m0

>>31587312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMH0F39DP1A

I want Guia to shove her tail around my throat and choke me to death

I Need Gombi

>>31587500
https://youtu.be/QuqMbCCUclQ

If Gura doesn't stream today...someone...somewhere...will die....in a videogame

>>31587500
https://youtu.be/qmCHZNyava8
https://youtu.be/faJMFBBlvJs
https://youtu.be/-Ar7Xgsoojg
https://youtu.be/R2ONHDDsJW8
https://youtu.be/_SvFAeXXYuc

>>31587878
Probably another holomem...in Rust...by Gooba

>>31587918

Based LOGHchumbud.

>>31587500
https://youtu.be/2qcvp5nE4Lc

Vivys song to make the world happy.

Are her projects done? August is almost over.

>>31587500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUZNXgIXM1c

>>31588080
Just in time for her to get bored of Rust and not know what to play anymore.

i want gwambis to spill coffee all over me burning me horribly and making me unable to use my hands and ending up in the hospital and she visits me and gives me a handy to try and make up for it and then we become boyfriend girlfriend and i marry her

>>31588080
I think the projects are done. They just need to be released which could be a management thing.

>>31588080
Her second anniversary is coming up probably still doing stuff for that (copium)

>>31588080
stop being gray. she even gave you a date for fucks sake

Guys I am worried, I think DadRyS might be positioning himself to take our oshi's virginity.

>>31588211
Why so angry over a innocent question?

>>31588248
I already broke Gura's hymen and have it framed on my wall.

>>31588340
Shion please

>>31588340
fuck you DadRyS, you will not get away with this

>>31588339
you sounded like one of the threadshitters

>>31588339
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'M GOING TO KILL YOU GET HERE

>"I do not understando, this short girl asked me to teach her nihongo but she's is not picking up phone or answering message. Doushio~"

>>31588442
kek, I can see this happening soon

>>31588442
Meanwhile, in Rust..

Is it possible that Gura is... nah

>>31588733
my wife? absolutely

>>31588733
gura... isnt cute?

>>31588733
Retarded?
Yes, it's terminal

What is the ideal PDW for Gura? I can see her using a SIG MPX.

>>31587500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oWyMakvQew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV7dTXlXxs

>>31588869
based

>>31588809
None. She'll accidentally shoot herself

no stream today either
oh come on...

>>31588733
CUNNY WUNNY SO CUTE AND FUNNY!

:3c

>>31588733
A literal child? Yes

>>31589016
stop larping

>>31589016
I LOVE YOU GURA I WANT TO HOLD YOU YOUR HAND AND KISS YOU

>>31589244
This is Gura.

>3/50
>One of them might be Goober

>>31588442
>>31588719

RASTO? NANIKORE?

>>31587500
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3iV_1ESMHaI
I love sad songs

>>31588809
She needs a shotgun for the farm, maybe a light Beretta 1301 would be good.

>>31589016
Gura please let me marry and take care of you. We'll live in a cottage in the mountain by a lake and have children and grow old together.

>>31589016
Gura stop posting and get back to learning more songs for karaoke

>>31589409
>shotgun
>farm
>gura
Ranch rifle would be a better bet for her and the best ranch rifle would be an AR with a 16 inch pencil barrel and some kind of light magnified optic like an acog

>You sit down and watch a Gura stream
>Slowly your door starts to creak open
>"Dino Gura" peeks through the door, staring at you, motionless
>But.. Gura is currently live and talking

>>31582233
Gura mentioned the stickynote spam and how she practice conversations with chat before and after streams. I bet $20 she had that thespian line written down next to her monitor on a stickeynote for use during the stream. I wonder how much of what she says is stuff she prescripted?

>>31589547
Care to join me, my paralysis demon?

>>31589588
that's so cute

>>31589588
Superchat her and find out.

>>31589547
Dino Gura is a separate person, dummy
>>31589588
I believe it. She's probably gone to bed thinking of all the jokes she could've made to make fun of chat. She's so cute in how earnest she is.

>>31589294
https://youtu.be/jgw0uXluROA?t=546

>>31589696
I have to go buy another prepaid card because I dont want my real credit card on my account and for some gay reason you can pay formembership with google play cards but not superchats
>>31585031
to be fair, I am pretty sure DumRyS is flat out not aware that bullets drop and only kind of knows what gravity is
I wonder what the bullet drop is in rust, because IRL drop with an AR for instance doesnt start getting bad until like 300 yards. I don't have my dope book on me, but I am pretty sure shooting shitty 55gr out of my 20 inch AR the difference between my 200 yard zero and 300 yard zero is like 5 or 6 clicks which is 2.5 or 3 moa which is like 7.5 to 9 inches at 300 yards,

>>31589982
>in prechat I see Gura
Gura is in other holos prechats?

>>31590082
She meant global chat, but apparently Gura is on RUST all the time kek.

>>31590082
I think IRyS is talking about something in rust, not in her stream. The only other thing could be Gura has an alt and IRyS knows it or the girls can see the list of all their viewers

>>31587500
Ever since i thought i heard her play what i thought was the very beginning of Romeo and Juliet on the ukulele i kinda wanna hear her sing it, might not be all that suitable for either ukulele or her voice though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC95MEenIxA

>>31590082
Free chat. She probably just means global chat in game

>>31589547
Mating press

https://youtu.be/iz9IEhRkAUQ
This made me think of something.
What if one day Gura was offered to do a concert with Hatsune Miku, but in order to promote it, she had to do something like this video with a Holostars member or she had to host the concert with a male cohost?
Would you be okay with it? Would you want her to decline her dream concert instead?
For me, even if it was a little painful, of course I'd want to see her accomplish her dream of being on stage with Miku. But I'm curious what the rest of you think.

>>31591091
I'm not going to bother wasting my energy speculating over the impossible.

Gura is streaming today.
Source: I made it up

>>31591091
Fuck off cuckmate

>>31591196
That face is terrifying

>>31591241
I'll buy it

>>31591091
I don't know if this is bait but jesus, stop being so autistic about males. We already won. She won't aknowledge them on stream and is not interested in doing anything with them, what else is there to discuss? But I hope she wouldn't refuse an opportunity of a lifetime like this, a small contained controversy is a small price to pay for a concert with your virtual idol who you have been a fan of since teenhood.

>>31591091
You need to rehabilitate yourself before your cuck fantasies get any worse.

>>31591091
>did you know there are more to travel than hitting up famous spots
So wait, did Ina get this script, see it was in engrish and that like Lui or someone fucking translated it and say >fuck it, I am not going to fix dick

>>31591091
I'd be fine with it but I know Gura wouldn't do it because she knows the backlash it would have from non fans shitting on her for "caving in".

I have recently started dreaming about Gura stream frames in my sleep, should I be worried?

>>31591091
Stop posting about your cuck fetish here.
We aren't teamates

>Can't have any fun with chat around
She's punishing us isn't she? Some retards ruined Rust for her and now she's gonna play off stream until she feels like we suffered enough.

>>31591258
>>31591467
>>31591468
For fuck's sake, you paranoid faggots. It's not bait or cuckposting.
I'm trying to rationalize why Ina is all of a sudden interacting with males in this video when, like Gura, she's literally never done it before. Like was it asked of her by Sega, or was it COVER's idea? I'd think the later is worrying because I'd have thought that they knew Ina doesn't collab with males. Would they ask the same of Gura in the future? Or did Ina volunteer because it's a big opportunity and so she didn't mind collabing with a holostar?
I'm trying to figure it out.

Gura pls stream something else!!!!!. I get it you are angry about the backshitters. but pls stream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>31591665
This is a natural sign that your development as a true Chumbud is progressing well. Soon your telepathic link will allow you to see more than just a frame.

>>31591786
Why do I have to suffer because of other people's stupidity? Just put it in sharkside only mode.

>>31591844
It's not fair, we just wanted to be there to watch her stream. Why is she doing this to us when she can just watch her own VOD and ban all the shitters?

I think she just wants to play Rust until season2 end on the holoserver, and doesn't want to stream it.

I heard season 3 is only in 2 weeks so next week she will have to take a break from it.

>>31591786
She could at least try member's chat only for one stream if it bothered her that much. I figure she is just not horny for us right now is all, though.

>>31590018
>to be fair, I am pretty sure DumRyS is flat out not aware that bullets drop and only kind of knows what gravity is
All bullets in RUST have tracers so even DumRyS should be able to figure it out.
Muzzle velocity is pretty low in RUST so the drop is severe: Pistol ~ 300m/s, AK ~ 375m/s. The bullet velocity also drops from drag.
Last I played, you can expect ~1 meters (1/3 of a wall block) of drop in the first 150 meters (1 grid on the map) for regular ammo in regular guns.

>>31591821
This thread is about gura, not Ina. But as I said, if the money is good or is a dream project I believe they should be flexible. Ina is going back to ignoring them, it's just business...

>>31591821
Ina already had a promotional collab with a man pretty early on. She also welcomed Tempus into the "EN family". Comparing her with Gura doesn't make sense.
To answer your original question, I definitely wouldn't be ok with it if Gura did that. She has more than enough pull to do shit on her own terms.

>>31591821
Fuck off cripple.

>>31591937
fuck that is a lot of drop from a rifle round
Do we know if IRyS has/wears glasses? I don't watch her, but she likes to put glasses on her model and it seems like all the EN girls are pretty much blind but refuse to wear glasses when streaming because it fucks with the eyetracking or something. How many times has Gura not been able to see something?

>>31591786
She's actually embarrassed at the literal trainwreck of the tunnel raid and has been practicing that shit offline.

>>31591989
I love Gura more than anyone, but you're retarded if you think that Gura is more famous than Miku or has enough pull to dictate what a concert between them would entail.

>>31591786
Anon just superchat that to her the next time she streams

I am close to going schizo

>>31592143
They somehow don't know how corpos work.

why doesn't she want to see us?

>>31592143
I never said that she is more famous than Miku, and I also never said that she would plan a whole concert, but saying "no males" isn't some crazy constraint you have to actively work around. It's easy to leave them out of it, at least when Gura is there. Collabs aren't charity work. If Gura is big enough for amy particular collab, then she is also big enough to set some conditions. Her collab partner are usually just as interested in it working out as she is. It's supposed to be a mutually beneficial relationship after all.

>>31592354
I don't want to see her right now, I'm busy with FFXIV

>>31592470
Fake chimbud

This is why having no schedules sucks, we have to guess when she's gonna stream

>>31592462
I'm not going after it, but you should probably check out the financial statements of SEGA and Cover Corp (jp only probably). That's all you need to know about how "negotiating" between these parties would go.
>It's supposed to be a mutually beneficial relationship after all.
That's not how it works.

>>31592085
I love it when gura licks other girl's feet. UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>31591821
Gura would just let a different HoloEN handle any male collabs.
Also, since she is a real life idol seiyuu and my wife forever, that stuff doesn't feel as threatening.

>>31592959
I almost feel bad for the tempus fans since only the annoying holos want to collab with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEA54VJEdE

post stuff that will motivate Gura to learn Japanese

>>31592754
So you think SEGA does collabs out of the goodness of their hearts? Or are you implying that making Holos collab with males is so important to them that they are willing to pay any amount requested?

>>31593160
This. I don't hate them, and I appreciate that they're ignoring Gura

>>31593160
I like Tempus and think they are good hires but I don't watch male vtubers and don't want them to Collab with Gura
But yea I feel bad that only the slots want anything to do with them

>>31593198
I'm not going to say she's the best but she's decent for reviewing the Genki stuff.
https://youtu.be/AUKRJFFYboI?list=PLyh0q21S0KwsMCwPddNBuvU8akWvw0gke

>>31593219
SEGA goes to Option 1 and sends them an offer together with the conditions. Option 1 can choose to accept it or refuse it. If they accept it the conditions are already set, if they refuse it they'll just send it to Option 2. "Negotiating" is time and money wasted, also succeptible to litigious stuff. Example: Mori's autograph situation with UMG.

I really hope that wheelchair faggot posting dox pics in gawrt didn't get to her. Her anxiety is already bad enough and she really doesn't need that shit. I hope her head is okay too.
I'm absolutely concernfagging over these things but I can't help it. I'm in love with her after all. Also fuck that pajeet scum I hope he burns.

Hey chumbuds, what depictions of gura make you the horniest?

>>31593198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
GO GURA GO

>>31593656
None. Sometimes I daydream about kissing and cuddling with Gura and its 100x stronger.

>>31592085
Goomba please speed up those JP lessons, I need to see this as a reality with shion mixed in T o T

>>31593656
Gura lying on her stomach and perfectly flat chest presenting her bald pink puffy cunny.

>>31593656
Default Gura with no hood

>>31593719

>>31593160
I hate Tempus and their fans. They would turn Hololive into the OTV Rapehouse if they could, they're already being inappropriate with a manager.

>Finish meeting
>Open youtube
>No Gura stream
Back to work with tears. Stay strong buddy

>>31593626
What's going on with Mori?

Gura just finished poopsocking Rust a few minutes ago. Stream reservation soon.

>>31593786
What does it taste like?

>>31591821
if you were actually a tako, you'd know that she did a drawing event stream where she talked with some host guy named michael throughout it
and if you were a chumbud, you wouldn't be shitting our thread with this nonsense

>>31593808
>He wouldn't try and fuck A-chan since there is no chance he would get with Gura

>>31593640
I saw it, fuck that poojeet. And gura cute!

>>31593719
Hiroyuki Sawano is too good, although it's becoming hard to remember which anime any given song is from.

>>31593640
He posted during hours she's not even looking at art. The latest one isn't even her.

>>31594126
Hence why males are a bad idea, especially the streamer kind who have little respect for a professional work environment.

>>31594275
I agree.
Western men can't be trusted just like western women.

>>31594209
Thank god, 2d cunny reigns supreme

>>31593640
Lmao is he really trying to push that shit? The timestamp was literally when she was playing Rust.

>>31594209
The first one was though. Also for the 2nd I couldn't get any reverse image results which was kinda worrying. Hopefully she didn't see it at before it was reported and removed. She deserves better than that

>>31594404
Dude made an account set to Sweden named Barbie to add insult to injury

>>31593808
>They would turn Hololive into the OTV Rapehouse if they could,
Tempus isn't the issue if that is your concern...

>>31594433
I have no idea who it is, but it's not her the background doesn't match what the inside of her old house looks like

>>31594496
>Mori brought Gura to an actual rape house irl

is goop goop streaming tonight

>>31594496
Every single time I start to think that she might not be as bad as I thought, she goes ahead and becomes even worse. I hate her so much.

>>31594523
While that is true, the shots were in a hallway area and I believe she's not living in the old house anymore from what I recall. Maybe I'm just too stressed out. I would really hate for it to be legit and cause her to have a mental breakdown or quit or something...

>>31594717
Then again the girl in pic was pretty tan to be our pale gamer girl

>>31594496
Yeah, I hate Mori as well, sorry to say. Tempus was eager to collab with her, so they're just more of the same. It's kind of a problem for the future of Hololive since new girls will think it's okay to use Hololive clout to chase e-celebs once they're in.

are you dumbuds really still talking about irl shit?

>>31594808
dumbuds letting the pajeet live rentfree in their head...

>>31594808
>implying it's more than one person
>implying it's not the cripple himself or someone larping as him

>>31594800
I disagree with that, if tempus was more like mori they would've already tried to suck off some ecelebs, but maybe it's not working since their not as famous

>>31594717
are you retarded? how are you even considering it might be real? just drop it already

>>31594717
There's literally no chance that's her you dumbass, why would you possibly entertain the idea?
Fucking dumbuds, use your brain.

>>31594657
>5:23PM
Uh.. more than likely not. Maybe a tweet if we're lucky

>>31593198
>>31593582
my favorite granny vtuber Cure Dolly (RIP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spiQA-GKDuo

dumbuds please relax with so openly hating other holos. you're inviting threadshitters. take it to the catalog at least

I want to eat gura

>>31595006
They are the threadshitters

>>31594717
>Gura has an iphone
>Girl has an android
Oh jeeze oh no it's definetely Gura.

>>31595028
I want a taste of her squishy peach
https://files.catbox.moe/lfekan.webm

>>31594496
god i wish she would just fucking disappear

>>31594657
>>31594904
We already know that she isn't streaming until Saturday except for maybe a 1 hour collab with Fauna during her 12 hours stream. Why are you like this?

>>31595147
Proof?

>>31595147
Post when she said this?

>>31595204
Just wait until Friday night and see for yourself...

>>31595147
>>31595257

>>31595006
Holo JPs are ok, it’s most HoloEn bitches that want to do everything in their power to unHololive the branch

>>31595296
It's called common sense.

>>31595319
Cool. Go talk about it in the catalog. People like you who can't contain themselves are why this thread is so shit all the time.

>>31594496
Mori is like the person who joined the anime club expecting everyone to be into Attack on Titan and One Piece and instead they are all talking about OreImo and K-On

>>31595328
>making shit up
>common sense
Yea maybe in schizo land, maybe take a trip to medsville.

>3 days
She's actually going to run away from the "council week" see you guys on Friday I guess

>>31595296
The clown music in the background really elevates this soundpost

>>31595493
That's dumb. She could stream for two hours at her usual time and then funnel us to the Council streams. I assume she just doesn't want to see us.

So the lazy shark isn't streaming today. Reverted back already.

I love how it's become super easy to sniff out tourists. If only retards learned how to not reply.

>>31595473
You can see for yourself that she's taking a third day off in a row today.
>>31595493
Friday is still council week.

>>31595828
gross, who would drink that swill. here's a real drink of the gods

>>31595745
Yeah I don't get it either, you either make your stream earlier than usual to avoid overlap and do the funnel, or give an hour window to the celebrate stream.

>>31595894
Bro share...

>>31595745
at what cost, though. numberfagging would become even more unbearable if they started using those tactics.

>>31595911
or use it as an excuse to take days off. What do you think Gura would choose?

>>31587500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!

>>31595969
There is no cost, I'm perfectly happy to watch Council stream after Gura.

>>31595745
Nah she moved her timeslot to stream after the debut of fucking males, it just shows that she has more respect for council to give them the full timeslot, but I hope I'm wrong I hate when holos sacrifice stream for others "hurrr Durr there's a lot of holos streaming right now" bitch you are the one that gets my membership why should I give a fuck

>Check period calendar
Poor Gura is experiencing heavy flows and cramps this week from the look of it.

>>31596087
me too actually... although I have not been good about keeping up with some of them. Im kinda using the anni week to reaquaint with everyone that isnt fauna.

Gurass

Gura will give us 15 public streams 5 member streams and a new release song in September.

>>31596195
rubrubrubrubrub

>>31596098
How would moving it earlier not deprive them of the full slot? Ina and Kiara are streaming right now without overlapping moomers

I don't care about the council shit, if I wanted to watch I would. They need to release 5 gens at the same time so people stop caring about this overlap autism.

>>31596102
Israel?

Remember when Gura said we would see a lot of her projects in August?
We got what.... a single song with Shion?
Very busy playing Rust off stream please understand

>>31596098
They aren't using the full timeslot, it would just plain be better for them if Gura streamed right before them and funneled viewers to them once she ended. So, I don't think that's the reason, she's just not interested in streaming today.

>>31596332
Tell that to gura. There's no overlap rule for council and gura could've easily started streaming from 6-10 today if she wanted to

>>31596375
Gura has also mentioned that every time she mentions something will happen it gets torpedoed out of nowhere.
If she's busy playing rust off stream it's because it's hung up in editing or s&p. Ask them where it is.

the mods are deleting our split. Can i chill with you chumbuds?

>>31596375
People will make lots of excuses for why she isn't streaming as much but it's clear that streaming has lost the spark for her. If anyone followed her past, she's just gone back to that routine of kinda streaming randomly without a schedule

rrat: gura doesn't stream because she or management knows it takes viewers away from her much less well off co workers

>>31596579
I thought you guys were the meidos, though?

>>31596579
You're about to get shit from falseflaggers that monitor this thread 24/7 fyi.

>>31596579
Only Shion and Fauna are allowed here, sorry.

>>31596375
>>31596583
Just because there is some doomposting abou streams this week doesn't mean your retarded drivel is welcome here, cretin.

>>31596502
If she has time to play rust all day she has time to stream a couple of those rust hours. This is just defection cope.

>>31596583
It's gonna be projects and nihongo reps from now on. We'll be lucky to see her 3 times a week

>>31596579
No, fuck off

>>31596715
Reps that she'll forget about once her Adhd shark brain loses interest. Every time.

>>31596587
Gura would help them more by streaming. Viewers will get recommended the other Holos' streams more, and when Gura ends they will probably pop in to watch another Holo.

>>31596375
I'll only go schizo if the September thing is not something amazing, I was already expecting August to be a disappointment since she was being a doomer about it

>>31596892
Surely we'll finally get another original song right

what do you think she ate today

>>31596857
Or she leaves her schedule that the other ENs can see open so they don't feel pressure to stream at another time. Kronii, Ina, and Ame are streaming right now. I bet Gura is still asleep too.

>>31596988
God I hope so

>>31597001
A hotdog that she put in the microwave yesterday but forgot about

>>31597001
A stale cookie she found on her desk and mango juice.

>>31597001
Vegan strawberries and hotdog

>>31597110
>Vegan strawberries

>>31597001
Lots of strawberries
Gura please eat real food

>>31596892
Don't get your hopes up, she even said one of the projects lost some sovl. And she kinda regularly talks stuff up without any follow up. Even little things like the movie watchalong will enter limbo.

Gura please at least post something for the members, I beg you

>>31597191
The ones without animal products.

>>31597204
Stop falseflagging, we know you don't actually care you little shit.

>>31597204
:3c

I don't want Gura to lose her dreams for projects but it's pretty obvious Cover will never let her do what she wants and will stop anything she enjoys so I really hope she just drops these fruitless projects and learns to enjoy streaming

>>31597258
How hard is it to just post "sorry guys no stream until saturday, go support council"?

>commit minecraft
how did gura learn to be such a memester brat?

>>31597463
Is that a meme?

>>31597526
yes

>>31597557
Can you explain the meme? I've never heard it before.

A bunch of thespians in this thread, I see.

>>31597588
google it. it basically means go kill yourself

is gumbacius gambit streaming tonight?

>>31597588
'go commit die' reached escape velocity from the programming sphere and generalized to 'commit x' a couple years ago.

I hate Council, Tempus and management so much

but she said "consider minecraft" not "commit minecraft"

>>31597804
She's /here/

I actually really like getting the member posts, I wish I could get one every day. Casual, chaotic, gloomy, sexy, just whatever mood she's in.

>>31597804
That anon must have remembered it wrong. Gura said "consider minecraft", because Mori wasn't playing Rust the way it was meant to be played.

>>31597900
what's /here/ about that? nobody says that on this board

>>31588799
Gura thighs...

goowa.... I miss you

>>31598141
Same...

Imagine Gura grabbing you by the hair and rubbing her bald moist pink fragrant puffy cunny all over your face/

>>31597001
A salad she made yesterday

>>31598681
Imagine grabbing Gura by the twintails and rubbing her punipuni cheeks all over your dick

>>31597942
I was hoping she'd send them to us whenever things like this happened again, but here we are. Nothing has changed.

>>31598787
I'd grab her by the twintails and bulge her throat with my dick while she's wearing a tight choker.

>>31598681

>>31597942
anon... you know she's allergic to consistency, has stupid high standards, and is lazy. she'll give us member posts when the stars align

>>31598800
It has only been 2 days man and we saw her in other streams after the latest stream, Isn't it a little early to start talking like we are back to the drought arc?

imagine kissing gura

Imagine Gura streaming

>>31599021
messy shark saliva all over my face

imagine cuddling gura

imagine touching gura's soft tiny hand. she would yip and blush a bit before letting you hold her hand.

>>31598911
2 days, one stream, 3 days. This is a perfect time for a love message. Also, seeing her in another stream's background for 10 seconds is worth nothing.

imagine i am gura.

>>31599021
Kissy stream soon!

>>31599237
Gura will appear on Ame's Rust stream soon.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>31599187
?? it was three days of streams

>>31599021
I often do...

>>31599199
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!

>>31599199
Anon... I'm going to pull you by your hips and man handle your tiny body.

I love her more than anything!

>>31599021
i would slurp up the saliva trail

>>31599187
the members kara was 5 days ago huh, I am losing track of time with all this staying up to try and see her on others rust streams.
Ah well I will expect another uptick after the council anni stuff and yeah a members update would be nice.

>>31599237
Why has Gura been audibly kissing lately? She's been practicing hasn't she? What is her plan?

>>31598800
She hate spending time for/with her shrimps, all the love songs she ever sang to us were meant for somebody else.
The fake wall of text screencap was right. There's a barrier thicken than fallout bunkers between us, no shrimp can ever become important to her because she already has all she needs.

>inb4 >us / >he's trying again / "you are not a chumbud" / >t. teamate / >t. street shitter / "make a flip cripple" / "it's sea hours" / "meds"
It's alright, I know that feel. Go ahead and don't hold back.

RP Stream doko? I want to skirt chase my samemaid again.

>>31599550
Just because I'm disappointed doesn't mean I believe your shit any more than usual. Fuck off and don't reply to me again.

>>31599199
let me smell you anon, just to be sure

>>31599528
it's part of her rp practice

>>31599550
Verbose schizo fell off

>>31599676
You should have no expectations, that way you'll never be hurt.

I am just checking out other boards, and seeing this thread, it makes me curious if a rumor i heard is true could be answered. Is it true that Gura has an inflation fetish?

>>31599847
Go cry about your breakup somewhere else

>>31599528
She swaps up what kind of fanservice she gives us periodically. Notice how she's slurping less?

Don't reply to it, you baka thesbians.

>>31599912
no but she likes joking about it

>>31599912
Absolutely

>>31599922
this damn brat needs to drink more water

How do I dream about Gura?

>>31599550
The part where you say she hates spending time with us is something you have cooked up in your own head and requires her to be not only very good at faking emotions throughout her whole time streaming but also be a cynically two faced person which she clearly isn't.

The part where you talk about there being a pretty unbreakable barrier between us ever being more than fans to her is actually true, that is the case for basically every streamer/viewer relationship but there is an extra barrier of anonymity involved with the chuuba/viewer relationship which makes that even more ironclad.

>>31600132
Falling asleep to her streams works for me.

>>31599912
She probably just thinks it's funny, but it's not impossible.

>>31600132
Really think about and visualize her as you're falling asleep, I suppose. I should try that myself.

>>31600132
i cuddle my daki and fantasize until sleep takes me
it has worked at least once that i remember

I wish I had a Gawr sleep paralysis demon.

She's going to like something after her timeslot is over just watch

>>31600493
no

>>31599528
Her kiss sounded really good. It could be that she wants to start doing some intimate KU-100 streams for her cumbuds to just relax and feel good together.

>>31600377
That reminds me, I finally gave in and bought one. I was considering getting a body pillow anyway just to see if it would help me sleep, but getting a daki cover too is not something I ever expected to do, but here I am.

>>31600451
But imagine the immeasurable disappointment when you fully come back to reality and realize she was never there.

>>31600451
Sweet lord... just imagine laying there. All you can do is helplessly looking up at her eyes, indulging in her scent, and your ears filled with the sounds of your hips meeting hers.

>>31600451
Imaging her wrapping her hands around my neck and choking the fuck out of me while i lay there unable to move right now
I could crack diamonds with my boner

Almost time to kick back, relax, and watch for BigFish.

>>31599688
Do you suppose Gura has heart eyes and is just waiting for a very special stream to use them for us?

>>31601055
The holos share 3D assets so it's likely,

>>31601055
Nope.

>>31600212
You first part of the post is wishful thinking. She's used to putting up a facade, she's been doing similar activities for a decade now. The emotions she shows during membershrimp streams are real yes but they weren't born from thoughts of affection for her shrimps, she was always thinking about something else and it's not just me making shit up in my head, her choice of songs is obvious and the way she says thank you in chat is always cold but with a thin veil of irony like eating the shrimp emote. She used to hate eating shrimps.

I know I am right about the barrier and that's another reason why I have this opinion on her streams, there's no reason for her to go out of her way to be affectionate to her shrimps like you say she really is but she knows how to keep her reputation and acting like this with her shrimps is important for that, for this to work she always says nice things keeping a certain obvious distance and sings love songs but the motivation she gets for singing those songs doesn't come from her fans, same thing for the emotions she shows, she just likes the songs or is simply reminiscing about past events that make her emotional while she sings a song that hits the nail in the head.

Yeah I replied, surprise I wasn't just shitposting but you're still gonna call me shitposter anyway, I've done so myself many times before with people who wrote similar things, I guess deserve it. It's my last post today anyway, it's time to go sleep hoping to never wake up as usual, you should focus your prayers to make me die in my sleep too so we both win.

>>31599550
>>31600212
>>31601316
huhaha
flfpblbrbbrrrr mhbb mmmfwbbmmmbb
huhaha

>>31600556
>KU-100
not happenning this year at least, our biggest hope is her undusting her 3DIO

Been doing my gura reps because I don't really watch her.
I finally understand why shes so popular.
She really is like a little autistic child.
Cute and funny

>>31601316
Open your heart to Gura, stop having it be closed. You'll feel better.

>>31601441
>giving your goobus tap water

Did Gura mention on her recent rust stream if she's still busy? Weird she hasn't gone back to her tues-sun schedule again yet, felt like the most consistent member for a long time and I miss it.

Wow that's a lotta words.
Too bad I'm not reading 'em.

>>31601316
This nigger is gay kek.

>>31601316
>you're still gonna call me shitposter anyway
well if you shouldn't make it so obvious
>she was always thinking about something else

>>31601460
welcome

im happy some of you are so weak. its less competition for me to experience haptic vr with goob like she talked about several times

>>31601572

>>31601316
>>31599784

No BigFish watch needed. Kiara and Choco are the 2 players on the server.

>>31601652
>Implying he is a chumbud in the first place

>>31599962
>>31600013
>>31600233
Okay, so I am not sure what part of this is the truth, but I also have another question. Has Gura ever played Rivals of Aether’s workshop? I am asking since a good Gura fighter was made in it about a year ago and still has gotten updates over time.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2605468032

>>31601565
she's mostly done, maybe having some meetings with management because she told us her projects were undergoing the final checkup but the heavy lifting is done, probably just taking a rest these days or preparing her public kara

>>31601316
Anon I watch Gura don't expect me to read all this

>>31601316
I mean aside from the barrier and certain level of detachment which is a fact for every streamer ever, all the other stuff in that long depressing post is you assuming you know what is inside her mind and making wild insinuations.
>the way she says thank you in chat is always cold but with a thin veil of irony
I mean what the fuck is this even, you can't possibly know what she is thinking moment to moment and then you have the temerity to say you are not shitposting.
Either way you have clearly made up your mind about Gura if you can type all that out and believe it unironically so if you can't stop yourself being so cynical about her feelings you should stop watching her.

>>31601746
Gura never touched fighting games and she sucks at smash clones

>>31601739
Ame is playing later. Good chance of a sighting then.

>>31601779
Thanks chum it's been hard keeping up lately. I still have the recent rust to go through and the joy of swimming through clip channels to find her appearances in JP so I'm not in tatters just yet.
I hope the reset kills her enthusiasm for rust or she finds a project in it that she wants to stream it

>>31601952
Not really unless Ame goes to her, which is unlikely.

>>31601725
> reddit meme

>>31601725
you should make a version of that with this on-topic image

tourist here, is gura cunny or midget woman

>>31602426
both

>>31602426
cunny. she gets upset if you suggest anything but her being cunny

>>31602426
Yes

>>31602426
Child

>>31602241
You can't even use arrow properly

How much do you think Gura made from the Birthday merch sales? She said the dino plush smashed the record for most sold item right? Does that give us an idea how much she made at the minimum?

>>31602473
does she get playful upset or real upset if you make fun of her stunted growth?

https://www.fanbox.cc/@hirotaka0125/posts/4318095
AH AH AH AH

>>31602672
why are they pooping back and forth?

>>31601725

>>31602646
I don't think you understand. She WANTS to be seen as a kid. It's why she told us about the times she was mistaken as one, her childish habits, and her childish tastes. Watch the mom sim stream; she gets upset being called mommy.
>>31602745
kek

>>31602672
Stayin Alive
Stayin Alive

>>31597001
She's been on a salad kick so probably another salad

>>31602833
witnessed

>>31602867
She's too damn skinny to be eating salads. She needs steak correction.

How's it been holding up gachikoi buds? Feels great that I'm a DD and have multiple streams to enjoy this week.

She's not streaming because her sleep schedule is absolutely fucked and she's embarrassed about it

>>31603062
She would never stream if she was ashamed of her shitty sleep schedule

>>31603062

>>31602994
lose some weight fat ass.

>>31602994
>Gura doesn't stream
>do reps, watch other streams and vods
I just use every night I she's not here to make myself better for her. I miss her but I channel that into my reps

>>31602994
I only watch Gura, I'm not a whore like you

>>31602994
I've been enjoy her rust shenanigans. I'm only a gachikoi for Gura but I've been watch the other girls streams while Gura rests up.

In the past 2 days she actually had time to stream but didn't because she is a lazy shark, today she is busy for real

>>31603236
Guras based for making everyone watch chocosensei

>>31601966
I enjoy watching her play Rust even if she's just having a comfy time looting or messing around with a horse. I just hope she won't worry about thespians and will stream the game playing naturally.

>>31603402
I think her whole thing is that she doesnt want to play Rust like a ho-hum animal crossing stream, she wants to cause strife and create content

>>31603399
I didn't watch her >:)

>>31603399
I didn't watch her though, just the clips posted here and on youtube where Gura shows up.

>>31603264
She doesn't stream because she doesn't want to answer why there's no news of her supposed "project". She is ghosting because she have nothing to show for all the offstream "work/recording" she claimed to have done. Wait till 3 Sep for her only project so we will memoryhole everything else. People here already memoryholed her promise to Kaela to build with the quartz in MC after all the Rust spam after all

>>31602994
There is no holding up for anything. I've just been working on some projects and watching videos.
Dwarf Fortress patience allows me to wait for however long I need to wait. Time is finite and I have none to waste on other holos or chuubas.

I miss gooda

>>31603402
It's impossible to play naturally with chat being snitches. That's the whole problem. But it's fun watching out for bigfish sightings so I don't mind.

well info via kiara member post:
Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN
26 minutes ago
>ITS WEIRD BECAUSE SERVER SAYS ONLY 1 PERSON ONLINE LUL WHO IS IT
so no BigFish

>>31603660
Are people actually asking for the projects that are supposed to come out this month? I only see headpat emotes followed by "hardworking shark" September will be more drastic

Finished my gym reps, got a really nice pump today. Now I just need to get some work done and cook dinner. I see we still have plenty of threadshitters thanks to the lack of streams for a few days.

People are already seething at her for her off stream antics. Imagine if she streamed it

>>31603815
Well I mean didn't she specifically say sep 3rd is the date to look out for?

>>31603841
The same people would still be seething and we would have been able to enjoy her antics.
Stop acting like its a win that Gura isnt streaming.

>>31603824
Threadshitters don't even register for me after 2 years. I laugh watching the thread scroll while I play vidya.

Ok, I'm going to bed.

>>31603479
Yeah, sneaking around and sniping others to get the loot boxes is pretty fun.
>>31603696
Members chat should help with that, and no one can snitch to anyone playing off stream while Gura is streaming.

>>31603841
They are just bored dramafags, people will get used to PVP.

Dude....
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1562583945472245762

>>31604833

>>31601316

Myth collab... it kinda sting a little

>>31604833

>>31604833

Zoomer humor man, it's something.

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20220824_01/

>Japan further relaxes borders by scraping the covid test before flight on September
>no more guided tours
>but you still need to get visa and arrange your visit through a travel agency

Almost there, bros. Gura will go to Japan one day.. and me..

Gura has really pretty eyelashes.

>>31603815
She sacrificed too much streaming hour that whatever she puts out will feel underwhelming. Unless she announces something like a full 3D live concert at a concert location in the US or an original made by Tatsuhiro Yamashita

>>31605340
What the fuck it blinked at me

>>31605377
meds

>>31605319
Will my merch finally ship?

Big face

>>31605401
Anon you gotta trust me

>>31604992
>my post
>twitter filename
which one of you faggots

>>31605446
Bigger

She sure as fuck dropped member updates fast, huh? Back to 0 clue or context what she's doing, when she's streaming, if she still has offstream work etc
I guess the member updates were from guilt of not having streamed for too long, but as long as chumbies accept this stream>3-4 day break>stream behavior, that's not necessary.

>>31605508
Your ESL is showing anonchama.

I hope Gura actually does a proper cover/performance of a song that actually shows off her voice some day like this
https://youtu.be/WkUXJUQMZ-8?t=1587
It just feels like she limits herself so hard sometimes with her song choice.

>>31605570
I don't care anon, English doesn't need to be my primary language, it would shock you to find out ESLs probably outnumber native speakers. Are you going to sit there and pretend you could not understand what I typed or did you hope "ESL" would be some ebin gotcha?

Third day off, I wonder what her excuse for not streaming will be this time around.
>sowwy guys, I'm so busy with my uhhh... my... JP reps, yeah, huhaha

AI coloring stuff is fun

As an EU suffering bud, I feel like I should just give up waking up at 3am only to find no streams. I don't want to miss her live but I'm just getting kinda tired of this

>>31605702
I have to wonder, when Gura streams do you sit there like
>omg I love Gura!!
before switching back to seething at her or is this just how it is always for you

>>31605708
what site

>>31605789
Bro I live in Gura time zone and im getting tired of it.
I salute you for trying but honestly its really not healthy to try and watch Gura now a days.....