/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE DISNEY. I LOVE DISNEY. I LOVE DISNEY. I LOVE DISNEY

I fucking hate disney

LEADER LOVES DISNEY

>Take hours to make thread
>Still manage to make two threads
/MANS/ bros....

GIRL IN CHAT
GIRL IN CHAT

Fantasia chad!

>>31578451
We make two threads because we have 2 balls

>>31578479
EWWWW

>>31578451
we are just following the leader by being fucking retarded

>>31578359
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Axel's Japanse is quite good.
He's almost as good as Kiara.

I'm thinking Altare and Axel has the strongest mental fortitude in tempus. With Nowa being pretty strong and Magni having the mental fortitude of paper.

Oh there was another thread...gomen

>Pinning Altare down to the table
>Listening to him struggle
>Inserting your needle into him
I'm so fucking close...

>>31578603
Did you see how bad Nowa was folding yesterday in the collab with Altare and Astel? I'm thinking he's closer to Magni.

>>31578809
Imagine pinning down shota Altare haha… haha…

>>31578087
I'm watching the Apex stream but not Altare's, what's the context of this? If it's his first game or fighting game then Smash64 was also one of my first and I'm around his age.

>>31578865

I want a LotR watch along

>>31578914
Full extended edition marathon with the boys

So it's been four weeks since they debuted
How were your impressions on debut and how do they hold up now?

MONTY PYTHON LEADER

>>31578914
>>31578937
Boys teasing Nowa and asking which one of the Nazgul is his self-insert..

Monty python watchalong would be kino

some schizo in /stars/ is seething that Izuru is losing rank points? Do people actually give a shit about that what the fuck

>>31578973
Why are you not using the updated version with this with leader's alter ego spilling out?

>>31578890
Smash64 was his first Smash and an anon concluded he's older than 21 because that game came out before 2000 (?).
Anon forgot Leader has a big bro.

>>31578561
(You)

>>31578890
It was the first Smash Bros. he played or something. Someone asked him if Tempus would play Smash Bros. on stream and he started talking about which ones he's played.

I used to let my little cousins play stuff on my N64, and they're about Altare's age, so I don't think it contradicts him being 21 either.

>>31579027
schizo gonna schizo anon, it's best to ignore him and let the boys have fun

>>31578973
Regis
>this boy gay
Magni
>this boy funny
Axel
>this boy numberfag
Nowa
>this boy is literally me fr fr

>>31578973
Use the more accurate version

>>31578973
Apart from becoming less filtered by Leader's voice as time goes by my impressions have stayed mostly the same. Except maybe I'm becoming more and more infatuated with Nowa-oji..

Altare… I want to watch your dinosaur stream…

>>31579049
because those are my debut impressions and I wanted to keep them as is

>>31579027
Izuru has the most schizo fanbase right now and it's mostly not his fault. Even Astellas are getting better and they're fucking bad.

>different zatsudan layout, with the chat more prominently displayed, he's bigger in the screen and feels more you're actually talking to him

I like it, Leader seems to do his own reps

>>31578973
still the same
Nowa > Magni >>>>>>>>>>> Axel >>> Altare

Dinosaur boy for StarsEN2 doko?

>>31579136
NERD!

>>31579027
Checked /stars/ and there's none?

leader your fucking diet holy shit

oui oui baguette

>wanna do a Smash Online Tournament
>Smash Online Netcode

>>31578809
Wait

Waitwaitwait

Is this finally the Magni reverse rape arc

>>31579229
Shitposters going to shitpost.

Which of the boys would you like to impregnate you?

>>31579304
all of them

>>31579179
Go back to stream blue boy
Everyone loves you and your impostor syndrome

This Teamate really just doesn't know COVER has no Konami perms?

>>31579072
>>31579079
Ah yeah. >>31578890 here, Smash64 was my first Smash. I also have an older bro and he let me play on our N64, so anon probably just forgot about that like you guys said.

>>31579304
Leader, but I want our child to be raised by Nowa

>>31579331
Anon is a whore! (but in the most literal sense)

Are they playing til they reach plat?

>>31579246
Nintendo has some sorta new netcode that they tried with Monster Hunter Rise and will implement for Splatoon 3. Maybe they can fit Smash with it, but I wouldn't get my hopes up

>>31579383
Was anon asking for payment? No, didn't think so. Anon is just a slut, not a whore!

why aren't they hiding the map?

>>31578973
Regis
>actually terrifying
>knows lethal martial arts
>soft voice that helps hide his inner schizo
>good at preventing dead air on streams

Magni
>mating press material
>basically a male pekora
>funny and draws really well

Axel
>based retard
>an actual yankee anime protag
>good boy at heart

Nowa
>cute ojisan
>good for bullying
>great to listen to no matter what he's talking about
>funny when he spills his spaghetti

Good boys. I hope they get costumes soon.

>>31578087
He is between 25 and 29, definitely.

>missed 3 hour apex guerilla
what. the. fuck

he's memorizing he's gachi's names

the pngs make it look like Axel’s their bodyguard

https://twitter.com/Nasvyhere/status/1562462410023538688/photo/1

>>31579455
they don't fear the stream snipers does it even matter if you're visually able to recognize where they are

Well MGS will be a test of managements ability to get perms

>>31579519
cute!

>>31578973
They're all good.
Altare is a little awkward and zoomer cringe but always keeps conversation moving at a reasonable pace without feeling like it's blabbering or dead.
Axel is literally redeeming zoomers for me, his otaku taste from his Dad is a class act and he's funny as fuck. He makes me wish I had a retarded gymbro.
Magni is the EN Pekora to me - cocky as shit and always getting in over his head and making a fool of himself. Loose cannon, but makes it work. Always brings good energy to collabs.
Vesper is literally me. I'm not joking. He is literally, unironically, 100% me, a jaded near-boomer ojisan with eccentric interests and a mild manner until I'm with the boys. Always brings out good jokes in collabs. Probably one of the best streamers among Hololive in general.

They are my boys and I won't allow women to besmirch them.

>>31579455
Strong players just need to look at your screen to tell where you are. Shitters need the minimap

>>31579519
That's so cute.

>>31579519
so cute...i keep forgetting Izuru and Astel are chibistars

>>31579522
>>31579597
Still Astel and Izu hides their map usually

Axel doesn't like the heat of summer.

>>31579519
Oh right, Axel is the same height as me.
Imagine.

>>31578973
Altare improved a lot compared to his debut.
Axel is slightly better since debut.
Magni changed in some ways since debut, but he still continues to be good (had a decent debut, but sure is not the "straight chad" people memed him about. Instead, him being a squeeing fag is also funny).
Nowa is exactly the same since debut: a cheery mature talkative autist with many tastes. People expected that package and they got exactly that.

>>31579404
They are playing until they cum, or whatever the point of Apex is

Does Altare's advice apply to any of you?
I mean, I hate being a wagie and doing lame shit 9-5 for a living but then again I dont think I could stand being a streamer, it doesnt seem like a fun job at all
You need people skills, you need to pander to a soulless culture, you'll be scrutinized for everything you do and random schizos on the internet will hate you and even doxx/harass you if they hate you enough, you need to start by talking to yourself for hours with zero views and several hundreds or thousands of dollars invested in streaming equipment and assets
I cant imagine streaming is fun at all unless you're actually successful which you wont be for the first like 10 years of your career

>>31579867
Any kind of online content creation is just a glorified customer service job

Altare name dropping indies
nice

Numberbros??

>>31579867
I just want friends, will becoming a streamer get me friends like the boys in each other?

I just tuned in. What English has Axel taught the twink duo?

>>31579867
It does in the sense of trying to be innovative. That applies for any job related to creativity

>most smartest
that fucking annoyed me

>>31579781
I choose to believe that you are a woman because tall women are hot.

>>31579935
numberbros on suicide watch since antiquity

>>31579734
no they don't? Astel even scolded Arusan for hiding his map before

So, Regis watches some indies, huh....

>>31579968
Not all that much honestly. Mainly just GET MAGGED (proper explanation).

>>31579867
from what I understand 2view streaming can be pretty comfy because you're not big enough to attract haters and it's more of a conversation with your small chat.

mid-sized vtubers probably have it worst.

>>31579962
Judging by Magni's experience the answer is a hard no
Even if you have a 600k sub youtube channel the people you talk to will mainly just be clout chasers and hustlers trying to "make connections"
You have to get lucky and join a corpo and actually have good genmates

>>31580024
Altare was some indies, of course he still watches them

All of them were indies before they were corpo remember?

>>31579968
He's explained the "Get Magged" meme to them better. So now, Izuru knows it too. They also asked about the Noir pantsu and the cosplay tweet that Axel posted.

OTSUSTARS!!!!!

holy fuck they're still playing

Leader love!

>>31579867
>You need people skills
lmao
>you need to pander to a soulless culture
so do all 9-5 jobs
>you'll be scrutinized for everything you do and random schizos on the internet will hate you and even doxx/harass you if they hate you enough
so do all public jobs in the modern day
>you need to start by talking to yourself for hours with zero views and several hundreds or thousands of dollars invested in streaming equipment and assets
not difficult just requires money

Take a look at holoen and nijien and tell me every single successful one is a good streamer, you can't.
They may have talents or specialties but most of them aren't good at streaming itself.

>>31580152
Not anymore

>>31580069
But if I was a 1view than surely I can find my standing somewhere with friends that aren't clout chasing me since I'm a literal who?

>>31580188
fuck

>>31579229
Yeah for some reason an anon latched onto the “omg /stars/ seething” bait

>>31580075
No, I'm just surprised he still watches them since he sounds busy.

>>31578973
I didn't expect to vibe with Axel as much as I do now, his zatsudan streams brought up a lot of memories of secondary school.

>>31580174
holy shit this fairy slime design is pure kino

>>31580075
NTA, but he's probably the only person in HoloPro right now who watches more indies than his company-mates. He probably only keeps up with Stars and ID even then only recently, the rest indie chuubas and flesh.

>>31579519
Cute!!

I think Altare should take a female fan's virginity. Like, as a joke. It would be funny.

>>31580046
>>31580088
How do you even explain that? I mean, I know what context to use an expression like that in, but when I sit down and think how I would define what it means I suddenly realize I have no fucking idea.

>>31580249
Axel's delinquent youth reminds me of all the banchou comedy manga I read when I was younger

Can we protect him? Can we protect Tempus?

>>31580300
Haha it'd be hilarious of Altare came to my house, pinned me to the bed, and bred me over and over again until I was a sopping, mating pressed mess haha

>>31580300
Anon...

Altare is unironically more likely to take Nowa oji's virginity before he ever fucks a female fan, and that's saying something considering he's the straightest man in Tempus

>>31579999
Nah, I'm just a regular average 6'1 dude with an above average cock.

>>31580322
Mag = Fuck
It's just an explosive word that can be shaped into any context, but all contexts you use it means something cool, explosive, victorious

POV: you're a shaco main

>>31580322
Check the VOD, i guess. They just finished playing. From the little I could understand, the boys could understand the context much better than Astel with Altare and Vesper

>>31578973
The only one I had a bad first impression of was Altare, I thought he was going to be the token fujo/homobaiter. But after that first TP stream I easily changed my mind on him

>>31580322
Magged is more of a universal verb that you can substitute when you want to put feeling into it

>>31580369
You aspire to save others, when you can't even save yourselves...

>>31580402
That reality you've got there sure sounds disappointing, too bad I'm not believing in it.

>>31580401
he’s gonna deflower ojisan on the first offcollab i just know it…

>>31580370
Legend says that if you stand in front of your bathroom mirror at 3am and say "Shaco" repeatedly for three minutes straight Leader will materialize behind you and shank you to death.

>>31579867
The doxx part is true for anyone who has a bit of a public presence. People skills are hit or miss, you either enjoy talking to people or need to learn to enjoy it, and the talking to yourself for countless hours with zero viewers at least will be useful in the future. Being able to talk to yourself like a schizo for hours is a great skill to develop if you want to stream, so it's better to do it from the get go.

>>31580283
Altare and his roommate is a kingmaker. Not necessarily a saviorfag but he wants to help those who think deserve it to the top

>>31580518
The funniest thing is that Altare would be such a playful, teasing, gentle dom with Nowa, absolutely use a safeword, the works

And then a raging murderous eroguro plowtrain with everybody else in his harem

>>31580283
And nowa, who literally watches other streamers to take notes

that story about altare’s dog dying was so fucked up man. what the hell

>>31579519
Height difference awakes something inside me

>>31580709
I'm surprised noone in the thread was spamming LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/mans/ really is a different culture, man

>>31580515
I admire your delusion, anon. Godspeed.

>>31580709
>dog died suffocated in a chips bag
>as a child altare almost suffocated too and squirmed for his life in a hospital's table while being injected
until next comfy zatsudan.....

Since I missed it earlier while watching, here is a list of Axel's recommended LoL characters:
>Shaco
>Brand
>Corki

>>31580800
It was like a Delutaya Zatsudan. Everything is fun happy then suddenly they are talkibg about traumatic life experiences then right back to a cheerful stream when the subject changes.

>>31580754
Nobody dared to make fun of Leader when he was talking about something serious. This means he's a good leader

>>31580800
Altare's inner demons are manifesting as outer demons one by one

The only one with comparable trauma is probably Nowa, but Nowa keeps it close to his chest and it's only made obvious by how many Vesties have massive trauma themselves and relate heavily to him/are instinctually drawn to him

30 minutes until Kino on deck

>>31571675
Now that streams are over, here you go anon if you're still around. A list of all four.
1. >>31374749
2. >>31386440
3. >>31543258
4. >>31570985

>>31580945
Thank you!

>>31580945
Doing god's work anon

This really is the feel-good seinen romance of the century

>>31580945
Kino, can't wait for the OVA

>>31580369
He's already broken, it's too late to protect him.
All you can do is buy merch and send supas, so he feels like his work is accomplished

>>31580369
We're 1000 years too late to protect his smile

I know it’s too late to protect him… but good lord am I beginning to saviorfag… I want to make him smile…

>>31581275
HE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT HIM
FOLLOW HIS ORDERS

>>31581157
You can help glue his cracks back together by telling him that you're excited for his podcast.

>>31581362
He doesn’t need to know the way I feel and I will not be expressing it to him. I simply will be watching his streams and hoping for his happiness.

>>31581414
>glue his crack back together
Pardun?

Which boy would you want to see play Ace Attorney?

>>31581471
I just want a parallel future where Altare marries Nowa oba and starts a family together

>>31581505
Magni playing with Vesper observing seems like a powerful combination.
Magni will pick the chaotic options that Nowa wouldn't pick
Nowa will provide commentary, explain what Magni is confused about and gently herd Magni in a productive way

>>31579734
Only for valorant.

>>31581505
Wouldn't they be limited to only playing the first case? Or was that Danganronpa?

>>31581505
Leader. Imagine the voice acting.

>>31581362
im more worried about nowa playing FTL on hard

shits cracked yo

>>31581505
no one
visual novel and jrpg are not good to stream, except those movie games

>>31581549

>"Hey, Vestia."
>"Hmm? What is it?"
>"...why don't we just get married already?"
>"Haha"
>"Altare, you're not being serious right now are you? I'm just an old hag, like any hag you'd find out on the street, it's not like anyone would-"
>"...I would."
>"...Altare?"
>"Vespia, listen."
>"I'm... pretty fucked up. I know I'm fucked up. I'm past fixing. But..."
>"When I see you... when I hear your voice, your laugh, every day I get to spend time with you, it all stops hurting. Even just a little bit."
>"That... means something to me."
>"So please. Give me your answer."

>>31581711
He's very aware of what he has done

>>31580945
I want you to stop writing it but continue at the same time. I don't know how to describe it but I feel distrubed while reading it yet I can't stop myself from doing so. It's the same feeling as dissecting a dead body and feeling each of the organs with your bare hands, you know?

>>31580901
Wait what’s Nowa deal? The only weird thing about him is that he’s implied that he may still be a virgin. He joked about becoming a wizard, but didn’t seem to be bothered by the idea, so maybe he’s asexual or just memeing.

>>31580901
apparently his dad was abusive and he's been in therapy for 15 or so years. sourced from his PL. No wonder so many vesties with daddy issues attach themselves to him

>>31581900
Damn…

>>31581757
Reminds me of Imosae , where two characters struggle with the idea of getting married, because one doesn't feel like they're financially stable enough and the other just replies "I'm the only one who'll be able accept your stupid way of life until the end" and "You're just the only one I can allow to follow me all the way to hell."

>>31581900
What the fuck. If that's true, then Nowa's case alone restores my belief in therapy

>>31582022
I think Nowa's inner strength and capacity for love helps a lot

His fundamental goodness and warmth as a person is what separates him from the rest of us Vesojis

>>31580657
Ahh, that explains so many things.

>>31581567
>Nowa will provide commentary, explain what Magni is confused about and gently herd Magni in a productive way
And also completely lose his shit at regular intervals and take a while to just wheeze in the background.

>>31581900
Holy shit I never would have guessed he seems so mentally stable and assured in who he is. Good for him

>>31582022
therapy works if you're willing to put the work in, and you're introspective enough.

You can definitely see the cracks though with how obsessed he is with his perfectionism, and strategizing/overthinking too much.

Stop being fags and go to therapy, anons. It's never too late

>>31580945
I'm not sure what to say. It was cute, but the thread inspired opinions either character had make me think we're edging too close to opening Pandora's box.

the idiot dog is the strongest mentally… no thoughts = no hurts

>>31582205
If Nowa ever brings this up on stream, it'll be the strongest case to convince bros going into therapy. Which now I kinda hope he does. People tend to be ashamed of going, specially men

>>31582252
The smoothness of the brain means insults just slide right off.

>>31582205
I went to therapy, got properly diagnosed, sorted out my issues and then quit. Anything that's left to do is purely on me, talking in circles about it wouldn't do anything it hasn't already achieved. It's not easy though.

>>31582270
I can see him bringing it up in a members stream since he's a lot more reserved than most people.

>>31582252
>>31582284

>>31582358
This image makes me uncomfortable.

>just woke up
>There was ANOTHER guerilla apex collab
>with SHOGUN

>>31578359
Its crazy that all 4 of them are actually watchable. Even Axel and Vesper dont make you instantly turn down the vid.

What is also very enjoyable, is that their voice volume doesnt swing as much. With females it sometimes gets really loud and sometimes really quiet.

>>31582358
that's a chicken breast

>>31582431
>even Vesper
Wtf anon he's one of the best.

>>31582286
In the end it's 90% you. The person on the other end might help with working through things, but you've got to be willing to accept and work through yourself too. Spent a lot of idle time not wanting to move on after a bad event and when I was ready it wasn't as bad as I had assumed. But I do think if I wasn't ready it would have been harder.

therapy in 2022 is a semitic scam. therapists don't do therapy anymore. you're literally paying 200 dollars for some retard to pretend to be your friend for an hour. might as well go to an acupuncturist because having some chinaman prod you with needles might actually make you feel something and it's probably cheaper too.

>>31579867
You say one wrong thing you get heat, even worse as a corpo vtuber. It's not for everybody.

>>31582411
Shogun has accepted Axel

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>31581812
>its like dissecting dead body
What in the absolute fuck are you talking about

Alright, get it out of your systems and shut up. Uncle Nowa is starting

>>31582483
Therapy is basically paying someone to play an elaborated form of the "rubber ducky debugging" with you. It's not a scam. It actually works very well for people who have problems introspecting. You're a retard for dismissing it

UUUUUU DADDY IS GONNA BE ON THE TELLY!

>>31582523
I fucking love this oji

Thank Yagoo for saving all these people

>zero backlash over altare saying “i rape my enemies” in japanese
>the only person who cared is altare himself
we can stop obsessing over every tiny yab, right?

>>31582483
What the lack of healthcare does to a mofo

>>31582596
NTA but cant a friend do this
I dont understand what therapists have to offer that normal caring friendships with trustworthy people dont already offer

>>31582479
I'm still pretty pessimistic that things will ever really get better, but it's just how I am and a lot of it is beyond my control. I can't exactly snap my fingers and just change fundamental parts of myself without drugs/lobotomy. The important thing is that I managed to understand the things about myself and my situation that I didn't understand before. Even a shitty situation is bearable when you understand and can analyze it.

Nowa on the telly

MY HUSBAND ON THE TELLY!!!

>>31582132
I can vouch for therapy working.
Been going for that shit for a year+ with antidepressants, and things start lightening up. I got along with my parents, work is more enjoyable. Everything's good except minor inconveniences but I'm not as affected by it anymore. I haven't thought of killing myself in months now.
I'm actually glad that Nowa Oji also seems to be doing well and I really relate to that a lot... It really makes me feel kinda special to have this relatable feeling as a Vestie.

>>31582638
I think no one cared because it was genuinely pretty surprising and funny, plus watching Altare spill his spaghetti is always good

>>31582638
that's because stars fans are okay with altare having his way with them'
they PREFER IT actually

>>31582675
You'll mutually burn yourselves out anon

>>31582675
unfortunately treating your friends like you would a therapist is a very good way to make your friends fucking hate you

AIEEE I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE PREVIOUS FTL VOD WHAT SHOULD I DO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQxEJmESXqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQxEJmESXqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQxEJmESXqY

>watching an old man play some janky old indie game
what's the appeal?

>>31582742
Time to watch both!! 2 Nowa Ojis are better than one

>>31582675
Friends can do indeed. Many people actually source this kind of support from their friends. But ever heard that saying "I'm your friend, not your therapist"? People say that when you're noted as someone who leeches too much of that mental effort from friends (yes, listening to problems and trying to help you with a solution is mental effort). To avoid this faux pas you pay a professional, ie the therapist

>>31582751
My dad never wanted children

>>31582751
He's just like me.

>>31582675
A separation from life.
Telling my problems to a friend might have them go behind my back and tell someone else. Pretty shitty when you pour your soul and vulnerabilities out to someone and they make fun of you to everyone else you know without you knowing everyone is laughing at you for months. Felt like shit when I found out.

>he posted it again

>>31582751
Picrel

>>31582751
What are you doing here?

>anime girl picture
>unpopular opinion/bait question
>(You)'s
you guys...

>>31582742
Last vod was a finished run. You don't have to watch it to watch today's stream

>>31582742
>he didn't watch the best holoEN stream so far
Shame on you

The best several hours of my day have arrived.

>>31582751
Old man is good
Janky old indie game is good

Today is my birthday and I'm just spending it alone at home (like always, I suppose), I'm glad there are so many streams of the boys today. Leader Q&A, Vesper's FTL, Drawing with Magni, then the Raft collab.

>>31582675
The point of a therapist is to stand in as an inner voice for you. The fact that they do it as a job means they won't become emotionally invested and burn themselves out while trying to help you. I've tried to "fix" some of my friends before and it just ended with me taking on some of their mental scars and them tossing me away like a used rag. Go to therapy and stop fucking over your friends.

>>31582675
No, bias is a thing, projection is a thing, lack of behavioral knowledge is a thing, +5 years of college is a thing as well. You can't just go to your friend, talk about it for however long you want and instantly improve your life/change your mindset

>>31582736
>>31582739
>>31582770
I'm not saying treat your friend like a therapist
I mean two people who are friends talk about random all kinds of stuff and then when you're feeling shitty that temporarily becomes the topic
Then you move on and work on your own problems like you normally would
I don't know why therapy has to be a part of the picture at all, like just work on yourself and be cared about by friends and family right? Unless you have some diagnosable disorder like schizophrenia or something that actually needs psychological help

I missed him Vesties...

Vesper themes always reminds me of Catherine
I think Vesper would like Catherine

We humbly request that fujos do not edge to oji-san during the stream

>walmart tempus

>>31582824
Nice pic anon, consider it stolen.

>>31582751
That same could apply to ko'ne, we just enjoy it

>>31582863
Are you a little guy?
Felicitations anonchama

>>31582863
Hope you have a nice day, anon!

>>31582898
Too late

>>31582863
happy birthday anon!

>>31582863
Its anon's birthday!

>>31582786
please don't tell me you're 30+ and still watching vtubers

>>31582830
I'm 30 minutes in but had to pause it for a while and then stuff just piled on!

I have no idea wtf he's talking about, but his passion makes me need a humidifier

>>31582962
And he's just a little guy!

>>31582751
>He's just like me
>fr fr

>>31582863
Happy birthday anon!!

>>31582918
Hags are cute. Old dudes aren't.

uncle nowa's autism....
home...

>>31582962
>>31582950
>>31582929
>>31582919
>>31583045
Thank you, Anons! I love you...

>>31581900
My depressed rrat is the problem with the dad is substance abuse, because Nowa seems to have deep hang-ups about any substance that alters the state of your mind, to the point of avoiding caffeine, the most inoffensive of it all

>>31583050
I feel seen.... this is the male autistic vtuber I always needed...

>al dente
pasta nips...

>ALDENTE

NIPPLE STATUS, /MANS/?

Al dente nipples...

Uh oh vesties?

LISSEN

>>31583120
Carefully soft but very hopeful

Vespapa’s half mast nips...

>>31582751
He's more entertaining being old man playing janky old indie game then a young man being quiet-dull while playing latest mass twitch shooter

>Nipple status: Aldente

>>31583120
Pretty soft right now

What's NGA again?

>>31583120
Spongy

>>31582638
It was obvious that wasn't what he meant to say and that he was just reading off Google Translate, so I don't see why anyone should hold that against him. Altare is already beating himself up for it enough as it is.

>>31582431
>even Vesper
How did he not charm you since day one?

>>31583097
Never thought of that until now. That could be a big reason he's not into those kind of drugs. All I remember him saying was his dad was pretty authoritarian, and a malignant narcissist iirc.

>>31583120
soft, but that will change soon

>>31583178
Magni please hold in your urges in this thread

>>31583178
>off topic furry shit
>responding to bait
Retards never lurk anymore do they

>>31583143
Right?

>>31583120
flat on my chest.

>>31583196
Nowa doesn't really appeal to zoomers

>>31582751
Don't you fucking use my oshi to post that trash, Korone is the patron fucking saint of playing janky old games. You come in my fucking house and post that shit? Korone played the fucking Pepsiman game on stream and played AND BEAT 'Mystery of Atlantis' TWICE

Get the fuck out

>>31583097
Nowa is going to make me quit drinking at this rate..

>>31583253
Uh... what am I then?

>>31582880
>two people who are friends talk about random all kinds of stuff and then when you're feeling shitty that temporarily becomes the topic
>Then you move on and work on your own problems like you normally would
That's still mental effort and sometimes emotional too, if you care deeply for a friend. If your friend keeps getting in trouble, taking stupid decisions and you need to constantly help them, you'll wear yourself out too and possibly get sick alongside them. You might have had a relatively stable life and never experienced it, but lots of people/family members/friends are lovely people, but bad as friends. Just in the sense they're so helpless that constantly having to help them spends your own health and mental state. Extremely common if you ever had to help a suicidal friend before

>>31582863
Happy birthday anonchama

Walmart Tempus KEK

>walmart perms lost
god this stupid joke is so dumb but I love it

>>31583248
You know?

>>31583253
Does that mean all the women here who obsess over him are hags? I don't know what to do with that information

What is wrong with Walmart??

>>31583268
a) from a shithole country so 10-20 years behind the modern world media wise
b) an outlier

>>31582863
Happy birthday dude

>>31583310
What isn't wrong with it?

>>31583302
that could be it... i'm a 25 yo female and he's my oshi
I think he just appeals to older people, and young people with autism/old people fetishes.

>>31583302
>I don't know what to do with that information
I know.

>>31583253
He appeals to 98-2000 zoomers who had unsupervised computer access as children.

>>31583258
Please forgive anon, he's retarded.

I thought he said in hard mode you couldn't pause?

>>31583302
There are 35+ year old women in this thread right now guaranteed

>>31583364
Ayo? That's me!

>>31583390
No, he said that there are madmen who can play on hard without pausing

>>31583302
I just like mature older men.

>>31583408
Haha imagine if they seduced the vesojis as a joke.

>>31583364
What the fuck am I doxxed?

That the RNG Gods may bless Nowa

>>31583120
>>31583120
Sweaty

>>31583454
I've been wondering, what's the context behind the green bees?

leader in chat as usual

>Uncle Nowa

>Uncle Nowa
WHICH OF YOU FAGGOTS IS BREAKING CONTAINMENT?

>>31583281
That's why I put in the "move on and work on your own problems" part, it's supposed to be mutual
If someone keeps getting into trouble then that's that person's problem, that person needs to work on it by him or herself, same as if it were yourself
With that in mind, there's no issue in talking about problems with friends imo, it's not like they have any obligation to respond because you both understand it's on you
But if it's a friend that does care about you then usually he or she will say a few things to be helpful out of kindness, and it can be emotionally helpful and if it doesn't help then it's still on you to do the work and not on your friend or family or whoever else

Okay, which one of you supa'd him and called him uncle Nowa?

>i wouldn't advise that

>farming xp on Sector 1
look at this tryhard, good on him, you definitely need to do that to not die on hard

>>31583408
hot.....

Mistakes were made...

>>31583120
Meatstudan

Overconfidence, a slow and insidious killer.

>>31583511
>>31583512
didn't Axel already explained Nowa oji?

ojisan...

>>31583539
Calm your tits, everyone have been calling him that since forever.

>I'm a genius!
>Oh no!

>>31583512
We've had several containment breaches before, no sense in hiding it

The most normie normgroids still get filtered by Incel-kun and Fujo-chan so don't worry

He ion'd the weapon twice by mistake, that just resyncs the weapon

>>31582970
No but I will be soon!

>this ship looks like Dezmond's Sim house
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>31583588
>Calm your tits
Why don't you calm them yourself, coward?

>our gachikois are trapped there
kek

Get in the gachi hole anon

>>31583602
What was he trying to do? Ion weapon -> Ion shield and then repeat times infinite for xp?

Tempus smiles on us gachikois...

>>31582970
Damn, gatekeeping is still a thing huh

>>31583632
I wanna calm anon's tits...

>>31583182
Chinese ResetEra

>>31583632
But how you would watch the stream if your tits are not diamond hard?

>>31583593
Fujos are always silently watching, folders full of guro and hardcore sex at the ready to annihilate any normies that wander in

>Dumb bitch
kek

>Hahaa, you dumb bitch!

>Dumb bitch
Bros....

AHH I WANT NOWA TO INSULT ME!!!

Nowa...

>uncle nowa will never call your a dumb bitch

>ywn get insulted by Nowa Oji

>DB
yab

>Nowa will never call you a dumb bitch
sigh.....

Do you want Zatsudan Nowa or Normal Difficulty FTL Nowa in bed?

>>31583657
Gate keeping keeps the place healthy, or at the very least not make it completely unusable

>>31583602
What does it mean when the weapons get resynced?

Vesper Hours are always good hours

>>31583714
>>31583719
>>31583722
Sounds like you all aren't enough of a dumb bitch...I feel sorry for you

calm your tits

>>31583653
So the idea is this: when the enemy has 2x of a weapon that can only deal with 1 shield at a time and shoots at the same rate (2x Heavy Laser in his scenario), you can choose to ion the weapon systems once so the 2 weapons fire one at a time. This allows your shields to regenerate between shots, and it means that you can just sit your ship back and farm it until your crew gets maxed exp on shields/engines/weapons/piloting

>>31583735
Any kind of Nowa Oji. I will accept any kind.

>>31583746
Suffering from success.

>>31582880
>just work on yourself and be cared about by friends and family right
therapy is mostly there to help people do that though. You need a direction to work towards and a lot of people can't start alone

farming zatsudan time

>>31583739
Desyncing weapons means they fire 1 at a time with a delay in-between. This allows time for your shields to recharge. Resyncing breaks that balance

>>31583734
30+ posters are the best posters. Your gate sucks.

>>31583735
I just want Nowa, period.

>>31583750
It's a pretty big bonus as well. If you max engine/piloting it's +20 evasion total with +30% shield recharge. WIth how precious HP can be later on it's so nice

>>31583739
The second shot hits before the shield recharges, which is bad.

>>31583735
Zatsudan Nowa is pretty chill so we could probably cuddle in bed but Normal Difficulty FTL Nowa might be tired so he may just want to lay on my side while I caress his hair

>>31583044
I'm an old dude and I'm cute.

>>31582638
Someone make an Altare edit of this one.

>>31583734
this thread would be better if only 30+ year olds were in it, or at the very least if the fucking whippersnappers like you who think you belong here more than us weren't posting in it

>>31583735
I'm into men being a bit rough so Normal Difficulty FTL

>Nowa Oji used to self insert
>I self insert
WE ARE

NERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD

>he loves to rp star trek
beautiful

>>31583408
Jesus Christ how scarousing.

>>31583899
INSERTED

CAPTAIN NOWA

>>31583793
>>31583826
Ogey thanks.

>>31583899
FRIENDLESS LOSERS me too

he is so autistic. cute

>>31583044
>anon claims this while THE Uncle Nowa is streaming

>>31583714
>>31583719
>>31583722
why are women like this? why is every single one of you into the same dumb bdsm shit

the fact that he says these nerdy things with so much confidence and passion is what gets me...

>ywn roleplay as an Ensign for Captain Nowa

>>31579867
As somebody who has been doing it for almost 3 months (as a male) I will say that it is pretty fun if you don't focus on numbers too much. I still get 0 view streams and talk to myself sometime but it's a lot of fun slowly getting a small fanbase. I feel love like it has helped my social skills a lot too.

My nerdy vampire ojiisan can’t be this cute

>I'm watching a boomer male vtuber afk farm levels at 1:30 in the afternoon
Can't say this is how I expected to be spending my time a month ago.

Vestie status? I'm ngmi at this point anons...He's too cute...

>>31583734
The ones being gatekept should be the baiting zoomers.

>>31583941
>bitch
>bdsm
Ohnyo i responded to bait? !

>everyone is turning into a furry
ayo what
>furry appreciator
HOLD UP
WAIT A MINUTE

You know what Jay, this reminds me of an episode of Star Trek

Nowa!?

Nowa no...

OH GOD NOWA NO

FURRY APPRECIATOR NOIR...

OF COURSE

Vesper is a "furry appreciator"

>that's the episode that turned me into a f...furry appreciator

Doubt.

>Nowa is a furry too
lol

oh god he's a furry

>Furry appreciator
REEEEEEEE

Nowa is a furfag...

A FUCKING FURRY

>vesper is a furry appreciator
what the fuck, are they ALL furries?

>Star Trek turned Vesper into a furry appreciator
>almost said furry
KEK

>The star trek chunni
>Furry shit
Holy shit, he's so fucking nerdy today, not even the first FTL stream as like that

>it was that that made me a furr...y appreciator
NOWA?!

>furry appreciator
NOOOOOOOOO

>>31583986
>plays FTL
>becomes zatsudan 25 minutes in
we cant stop winning

>Tags: Transformation

>Vesper is a furry

>Furry appreciator
So this is how i start losing respect for him huh

He's just like me

LITERALLY ALL FURRIES LMAO

I'LL APPRECIATE HIM FOR WHOEVER HE IS

what the fuck is appeal of furshit?

IS EVERYONE IN TEMPUS A FURRY?

Yes... you'll all appreciate furry... all according to Friend's plan...

Oops all furries!

>Mooseper Noir

>>31584070
have you tried not being so autistic about shit that doesn't matter

>>31584050
I read that in Kronii's voice and I got a boner, thanks.

>I spent all day doing my Guilty Gear reps and now my left hand hurts and is unusable

BASED TRAILER PARK BOYS CHAD

>Trailer Park Boys
He's just like me!!!

>speaking of canadians, they're stupid gits compared to us AMERICANS aren't they?
Vesper wtf you can't say that

>trailer park boys

>trailer park boys
alright you're forgiven for the furry shit

Axel is ricky kek

>Trailer Park Boys appreciator
NEVER MIND I'M BACK INTO LOVING MY OJISAN EVERY