/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for Magni's prostate correction.

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31452007
Dehumidify plz

I love me boys. That's all.

ToT UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i am a very sick vestie who just finished traumadumping in the last thread
i wanna hug nowa oji...

>>31451973
Second for magni prostate bullying

Look at my cute son, Axel!

i like listening to axel‘s stories!

>>31452176
Your son is very cute!

>>31452085
IM GOING TO RAPE ALL OF THEM WTF UUUUUOOOOOOHHHH ToT SHOTA TEMPUS... TOO CUTE... TOO MOLESTABLE..!!

>>31452121
Hello vesister!!! I want to hug nowa oji after traumadumping, too! Nowa Ojisan's warmth makes everything feel better!

AW MY GAWD ARURAN COLLAB

who are the guys gonna pick?

>>31451946

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8.You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>31452433
my favorite oyajis are gonna meet!

Friendly reminder: if you see a cute woman and get butterflies, don't beat yourself up over it. It's honestly okay to be straight.

>>31452476
>Ethan
>Hila
???

>>31452523
Christmas came early! I'm gonna need an Aran / Nowa edit of this if they get along.

>>31452582
Don't ask anon

Leader is the cutest!

>>31452483
Amen.

>>31452638
aruran and vesper are both my oshis so im really excited to see them both meet! they make me really happy and give me something worth looking forward to besides my cat and dog :)

>>31452582
God, I swear of anyone of them uses those...

https://files.catbox.moe/bi5k9k.mp3

>>31452810
アランさんカッケー!

>>31452864
Oh, you know why~

>>31452864
hes erotic unintentionally and i cant get over that. everytime he whines and groans about something, it makes my fucking dick twitch

Hey, I'm gonna hang out here with you guys since my usual thread fucking sucks right now. You guys hype for the Payday 2 collab?

>>31452811
I love magni’s face here

I MISS MY BIG BRO REGGIE...

>>31453066
make yourself at home, mate
can't wait for payday 2, it's gon b gud

>>31452864
Those first few seconds holy damn

>>31453066
I'm seeing more excitement for the Minecraft collab later with the jp homos

Is it gonna be multi POV or just Altare's?

>>31453195
>jp minecraft
What time in EU?

>>31453108
>tfw no big bro reggie to look after you when you're sick with a tummy bug ; ;

>>31453066
Hell yeah, (tourist) brother
>>31453205
well, they've all got one at the dex, but only Altare's waiting room is up for now. We'll just have to wait and see

ragus

>>31453234
check the schedule in the op, it should adjust to your timezone

>>31453066
Now I'm curious, which thread?

https://twitter.com/ME111ER/status/1561625692592164864

>ywn take a bath with your girly boywife

>>31452476
>Bodhi
I like his default outfit

>>31452582
It was 2015, anon. Different times.

New stream doko?

>>31453343
/nijien/. Some retards shitting their pants over something from two weeks ago and mods ain't doing shit since they're busy being holotribalists

Rio you need to sleep you fucking moron. At this pace you'll be a literal ghost in the Tempus collab

axel please … eu friendly streams … i can‘t superchat you if you stream at ass o‘clock ;___;

>>31453343
No, shut up.
>>31453519
Of course, shut up. This is /mans/, don't care.

>>31453597
Perish

>>31453205
Payday 2 will be on Leader's channel only I think, then Minecraft on both Leader and Axel channel+Rio and Aruran

>>31453643
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i‘m just a jaded wagie woman trying to support my little guy

>>31453597
This nigga needs to stream even NA (EST) hours, I think Bae manages that pretty well

>>31452476
>Altare
Dallas because he's the leader
>Axel
Wolf because he's violent and unhinged
>Magni
Hoxton because he's violent but less unhinged
>Vesper
Chains because he's BLACK

>>31453477
Altare's Payday 2 room is up.
https://youtu.be/oUtNCI5WCSY

>>31453371
Ywn feel up magni’s soft slippery wet thighs and tummy and chest and
ToT

Thread theme song in anticipation of Payday:
https://youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ

Altare doesn't strike me as a demon lord kind of guy. The demon lord doesn't need to brag and constantly remind people. Everyone already knows.

He's more of a Mid Boss, if you ask me.

>>31453371
Imagine Magni's flushed body as he gradually becomes dizzy and lightheaded from the hot water TuT

Why is Altare playing Valorant off stream while spamming Apex streams every day? Say what you will about Valorant but it's infinitely more watchable than their usual Apex experience of aimlessly wandering around for 10 minutes while nothing happens and then randomly getting caught between two squads and dying immediately.

>>31453907
IMAGINE that lil slut making his usual lewd moaning and groan sounds while leaning on you ToT

>>31453897
Kobo hands typed this post

>>31453897
Yeah, sure Kobo, whatever you say

>>31453974
I think perhaps because Valorant can have your teammates grief pretty hard and you would get stream sniped

>>31453897
I'm not letting you out of this cell, Dung Eater, give up already.

>>31453974
Resting his voice before collabs, I would imagine.

>>31453974
Isn't Valorant a 5 nigga squad? If so, there's your answer.

I suspect that Magni sprays aphrodisiac itt that is why everyone wants to fuck him.

ANON WATCH OUT

>>31454105
Have Altare invite Kobo and play with a full squad or something, I just can't watch another fucking Apex stream

Axel VODs, tide me over until the collab tonight... it'll be 2 AM for me but they're worth it

>>31454236
No, Kobo, they don't want to play with you on stream.

>>31453974
The rest question is why haven't they tried out more 4-man team FPS? I get that they're "good" at Apex, but it feels kinda lame rotating members, or having a 4th just sit in chat watching.

>>31454315
>more 4-man team FPS
Like what?

>>31454236
My nigga you don't watch their APEX for the game. You watch for the blursed and fucked up shit they say there.

>>31454218
>magni makes aphrodisiac potions and puts them in a spray bottle
>uses them on strangers for fun
> accidentally gets locked in with the horned up strangers and gangbanged on all surfaces

>>31454236
who watches vtubers for their game choices, like seriously

Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/4ZYozk9gm0w

>>31454386
pre-Reach Halo, Warzone, CoD Zombies, just off the top of my head. Hell, they constantly bring up Zombies as-is.

>>31454446
Yeah, I don't really understand it. Shouldn't you prioritize liking the person first, so that you're likely to enjoy whatever they stream even if it's a kusoge to you

Axel x Nowa Splinter Cell Blacklist or Conviction co-op
thoughts?

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>31454386
Warzone
Borderlands
Ready or Not / Swat
Vermintide
GTFO
Killing Floor might be nice

>>31454446
I do. I watch streams of vtubers I like playing games I'm interested in. I'm unlikely to watch a vtuber I like playing something I don't wanna watch

>>31454684
I guess there's also Sea of Thieves
I personally want to see game like Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime or Barotrauma

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1561828116523270145

Extremely rare Altare L.

>>31453543
jesus fucking christ i spat from laughing

>>31454871
Based from our leader, Zenos was alright in Stormblood but he should have stayed dead and Endwalker could have had a better finale if it hadn't focused on Zenos.

>>31454969
He's just a little guy that wants a friendly duel between best friends. How are you gonna deny him? It's even his birthday.

I never played payday

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561834369240576001

>>31454871
Square Enix Perms lost...

>>31454871
He's right though. Zenos is a crappy, empty character and his sole personality is being an edgelord.

>>31455030
He had one, in Stormblood. Then he came back, killed a more interesting antagonist to spend a whole expansion moping on his throne and ultimately ended up being one of the more disappointing parts of Endwalker.

>>31454684
I would imagine they are looking to play competitive games (at least Uncle Nowa does).

>>31455180
Varis was perfect, but served his purpose even in death.

>born as a puppet ruler
>knows he's a tool
>knows he's too stupid to ever not be a tool
>his grand plan is to continue being a tool in hopes that eventually he won't be a tool
>his death is literally used as a tool to further someone else's goals

They are my bros not your husbando

>>31455097
I played 700 hours of Payday 2 and wish I could have at least 600 of them back

>>31453974
you need to be at least level 20 to play competitive in valo. his apex account also wasn't level 1 when he started streaming. leader's probably just leveling up off stream

>>31455180
the only thing disappointing is that the final duel is designed for retards with no talent to be able to effortlessly win, as usual

>>31453205
It's the rotating group collab so only one pov

>>31455180
>>31455371
I thought I was on /wowg/ for a second

>There are anons here that would deny a final 1 vs 1 to the one character that don't glorify (You) as a hero, but see you for what you are, an Adventurer.
/MANS/ YOUR ARE DISGUSTING

>>31454227
EEK

>>31454616
Wonderful clusterfuck

>>31453974
Valorant is literally just CS + OW with the ability to destroy your computer. Apex is shit but at least it's not that shit.

>>31454871
I thought all he ever did in xiv was hang around limsa?

>>31456229
A demon lord can't spend all of his day trying to groom cute cat and lizard girls. Sometimes a demon lord's gotta relax by killing his best friend at the edge of the universe.

I just checked the schedule. Magni is also streaming when I'm at work now.
Also Altare is really going all out this week with all the double streams. I'm going to be stuck in Vod limbo.

>>31452183

I've been on a date with a girl yesterday. I'm kinda autistic, so I never knew how to naturally talk to people or how to find good subjects. I inspired myself with Vesper's interviews and asked same questions.
I finally had sex after 5 years. Thank you Nowa-oji! You shown me the way how to be likeable while being absolute nerd

>>31456786
faggot

What stars did on Minecraft with so little time available is amazing, hope Tempus have fun.

/mans/ is fucking dead

>>31456786
fake and gay

>>31456879
Come back in 30 minutes mate, we are busy having discord sex

>>31456786
woman hands typed this post

>>31456840

>>31456955
can i join?

>>31455099

how big brained compared to the other EN who did this?

To the Apex Nigger that recommended Mad Maggie last night, she's fucking good

>>31456996
KEK

>>31457047
>he hasn't joined the discord server that's constantly being posted in /MANS/
cmon anon, click the link! it'll be fun!1!

>>31456955
Incel-kun?? Fujo-chan??

>>31457238
No.

Too many streams. I'm actually burning up. Omega was right...

I want to IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE IMPREGNATE (You) fujo, that is reading this thread

>>31454227
EEEEEEEEK A DUDE IS ON TOP OF ME

>>31457256
Wait...wasn't established it was a brother/sister relation.

>>31457427
I still haven't caught up with any of the 2+ hour long streams...

>>31457529
I'd fuck my sister

>>31457529
wheredoyouthinkweare.png

>>31457650

>>31457529
yes?

>>31457529
It's not a romantic thing, they're just helping a sibling out.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561838334560706561
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1561828526101258241

>>31457860
Cool?

>>31457860
collab when

Axel in the waiting room chat boys

>>31457860
I wasn't mad about this until I saw how cute Millie's model is. Now I'm an unironic raging incel. They need to stop talking to her immediately. She's mine.

>>31457860
tfw Millie is gonna peg Magni and not (you)...
why even live bros

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL PRETTY BABY

>Rio 9 hour stream doing shit to welcome the boys to the server
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHINOBE-SAN TASUKETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BURN OUT 10 HOURS CHUPADO

>>31457860
I'm malding I WANTED TO FUCK MILLIE AHHHHHHHHHHH but I guess it's ok if my bros get to hit it..

>>31458139
he did 12 hours yesterday and immediately started another one once it was over, that boy ain't right

>>31457909
>>31457921
>>31457968
>>31458039
If you're membered to her, she's having a guerilla membership now. Also I want her to collab with any of the tempus guys.

>>31458139
go back to your niji thread

>>31457537
it was too much to catch up so I went to watch Kiara and it's like 9hrs of Tunic and still going how am I gonna watch boys tonight im dying

i want to sex nowa-oji and sound him!! he seems like a masochist...

>>31458328
Anon-chama...

>>31458139
No wonder Rio was so smug after the 6 horas de sexos, he just has so much more endurance doing 10 hour streams while Magni is still fresh off of 1 hour streams.

>>31458340
He's asexual, his only arousal comes from scolding zoomers.

>>31458242
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.

>>31458375
he may be asexual but he cannot deny the great feeling from having your prostate pounded!

payday stream is starting. collab beggars out

>>31458242
Don't care mate

>>31458328
Anon? are you ogey?

>>31457968
>>31458039
>>31458206
>>31458242
She's flip

IT'S PAYDAY FELLAS

>>31458482
Good. holoID has given me a SEA fetish.

>>31458482
flip girls are crazy and that's what makes them good

>>31457921
Ask the management, I guess. As of now, I still don't know who are the ones preventing the collabs between NijiEN and HoloEN from happening as NijiJPxHoloJP and NijiIDxHoloID are possible

THE BOYS ARE ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtNCI5WCSY

>>31458482
And?

Uncle Nowa on the telly!

wah

Nijifags get the fuck out, this is a holostars thread.
Go play console wars with Holofags.

I SAID IT'S FUCKING PAYDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

MY DADDY IS ON TV! LOOK LOOK! DADDY ON THE TELLY!

>>31458551
sex-crazed Millie bouncing and riding your cock AAAAAAAAA

>>31458359
The virgin one hour burnout Magni and the chad twelve hour Rio

AAAA WHEN WILL I FIND TIME TO KEEP UP WITH THEIR ARCHIVES FUCK MY WAGESLAVE LIFE

>nijitourists

>>31458605
>cracking open a cold (safe) with the boys
kek

ITS PAYDAY TIME FELLAS
are SEAgirls good tier?

Will Altare drop the mouse again?

>>31458677
WHAT COCKSUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER MEASURED THE C4

>what's your favourite Simon Vicklund track?

Time for some chaotic Payday 2

>not installing a custom hud

>>31458799
They need perms for mods plz andastan

>>31458769
The Mark

God I fucking love Tempus

>>31458769
Break the rules

>>31458799
Permissions issue most probably

>>31458769
the ol' classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_N15egKj6c

i love axel's intro

Magni WILL bring up Heat

Altare fits Mr. Blonde more than Axel

>>31458769
Razormind.

>the boys need to watch along Reservoir Dogs
ultra based

>>31458769
Breach of Security

>>31458769
the gauntlet

>>31458769
The Gauntlet
All-time fav is Dead Man's Hand, though.

what chaos will the boys cause today

the stuttering...

>Magni: I'm Wolf
Of fucking course kek

oh no the boys are VERY new to payday 2
I dunno if i'm gonna be able to watch

>>31458376
that isn't what the fucking commandment is for retard

>hasn't seen Reservoir Dogs

no superchat from me

This is one aspect I don't like about Payday, the game is so bloated, the IA is terrible.

I don't get this Jimmy the Squealer bit

>>31459039
Simpsons reference

Its amazing how people do 0 prep or research.

>>31459039
Simpsons reference

>>31459035 (me)
IA -> UI

>"I want to kill civilians"
>completely unprompted
>dead air
>awkward chuckles

I love this retard.

>>31459095
this is a funny bait

what perk deck do you think each member would use

>>31458437
I've tried it's kinda overrated
I've had better ejaculations from jerking off to jerking off to that great mosu satania book

>>31458328
touristchama, go back to /hlgg/ if you don't even know Rio.

>Level 0
>Level 0
>Level 0
>Level 0
Oh yeah it's kino "we dont know what we are doing"time

>>31459095
As someone who has put in time in Payday 2, the UI and lobby making is atrocious.

>>31459034
holy based

>>31459240
Altare played it but he is using fresh account

YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS, THEY'RE GONNA BE *LOOKIN* FOR BANK ROBBERS

"WE CAN DO IT STEALTH OR WE CAN DO IT REGULAR"

>kill civilians
>abort
>kill cops

The boys have learned nothing.

SOMEBODY DRAW A DICK ON THE MAP

"You guys actually look at the map?"

>>31459034
You don't tip? Hey, meido. Anon doesn't tip.

>you guys wanna see a dead body?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jEq8-YtFw8

this is gonna be good

I was looking at Payday 2 on YouTube since I only saw Peko, Botan and Towa collab and holy shit, this game has lore?!

Important question
http://poal.me/xb6lm6

My coked up ojisan

Axel....

so anyway, i started blasting

How long until wipe?

AXEL HAS ALREADY ATTACKED

Of course

LEEEEEROOOOY

This dumb mutt...

>axel immediately shoots every civilian in the bank

>>31459377
It does and uhhh
https://youtu.be/j7IXKjvQLE0

>>31459377
It has some crazy lore. Pretty interesting desu

>>31459379
None of them.

>gunshots
>Axel maniacally laughing
>like 6 dead civilians already

>>31459377
this game's story was literally thrown in years after the game had already been out lmao

I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE

yep this is going as expected

>>31459371
WILDCARD

Axel is kinda ruining the collab

Fucking Aussies I swear

>Oh I killed a cop
>Nice!

is axel retarded?

>Are they all dead? Did you kill them??
>Listen...

>Altare having a panic attack
lol

these are the "heroes" you cheer for?

>LISSEN

Wh- Vesper why are you being so reserved???

Axel is using the Hitman strategy

so this is why australia has such strict gun control

>>31459508
they never said they were the good guys

BRO THESE SIGHTS ARE GARBAGE

>>31459377
Of that batshit insane lore payday has, the guy screaming at you on how to do the heist becoming the president of the United States (by transferring his soul) is the more of the tame lore

Killing Civs is a perfectly valid strategy for stealth acshually

/// POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ///

"Humans on me."
Axel isn't a human

>>31459508
One man's Hero is another man's Villain.

as someone with 500h in this game, i feel what altare is feeling on a spiritual level.

>>31459571
He is a Dingo

>>31459549
Small indie dev working with a racing car engine please understand

>We should be stealthier next time
>...I would love to

Magni has some smart ideas!

THE FUCKIN DRILL IS JAMMED AGAIN

Axel turning stealing $30,000 into a mass shooting event.

>>31459608
same, i really wished they actually looked up how to play the game beforehand

>>31459608
Same, bro, same.

I'm bored. Guess I'll catch up on NorthernLion

Altare is definitely fantasizing about hurting Axel right now

>>31459508
Not all heroes wear capes

I haven't played this game before, is it possible to lose money?

>Axel: not a good game if it imitates real life

>>31459688
yes, by killing civilians

>>31459688
If you kill the civs

>>31459653
nah chaos is fun

>there's panic buttons
>yeah it's a bank, have you never robbed a bank before?

how is Altare gonna punish Axel after this?

>>31459508
they burnt down my village but i'm menhera i still cheer for them anyways

>>31459706
He's right

>>31459653
just shoot cops and fix drill, its not that hard

> Brace yourself
> Crescendo drops
This game is so good holy shit

wankers
can you use that?

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

>getting shot by cops
>"Oh this pc has 2 floppy drives"
Vesper really is a nerd

>>31459653
Altare can play. It's just Axel and Mag are bloodthirsty.

KOBO IS BEING CORRUPTED

>Kobo
>shitters

THE LOATHESOME

>played with kobo off-stream
uh oh

>taught kobo the term shitters
DEMON GOD

>>31459756
I can't believe Regis talked about Kobo and her shitter with her off-stream. Holy based.

based altare teaching children swears

Will they pick every safe deposit box?

Do Indos no know what shitters means?

KOBO HAS PLAY WITH A MAN WHAT
DOES THAT MEAN SHE IS NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE???!!!???!!!

>>31459741
The mask just keeps slipping...

>>31459803
Make meth, pray to god you don't add the wrong ingredient

>teaching Kobo even more shit lingo

>just like left 4 dead
No Mercy heist next please

>taught kobo shitters
devilish

>>31459817
payday 2 ost is kino

I just woke up!! My husband and his friends on the telly aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

>>31459034

oh nonono IDkeks your princess is playing offstream with the Leader

He was using kobo off-stream like an onahole and taught her the term 'in your shitter'

>NOT GOOD. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY, MAN.
ywn have axel be disappointed in you

>>31459850
IMAGINE

>>31459817
The OST and how it works in the game is seriously a selling point of the game https://youtu.be/cpQETre0jZM

>>31459882
did they add No Mercy to Payday 2 too?

What are your guys' favorite heists? I love Big Bank and the Diamond, easily some of the most fun to stealth. Big Bank is soooooo RNG though, if the vault door is on the bottom floor you're just fucked

>another drill
Of course

>>31459894
More like Leader is ours now lmao

>>31459850
>the sheer size of this shaman
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH ToT

>>31459941
Yeah, they ported all the Payday The Heist maps to Payday 2

Axel going mule

>>31459817
Simon produced some amazing kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fl_LJBixfg

its really funny to think of Kobo-senpai

Axel needs serious correction

Wait when did they make the c4 default instead of a skill?

>think about trying payday 2 again
>install size: 80gb

come on
bag all the money

>SUNAIPAAA

>>31459983
oh, cool. that wasn't the case back when I played it

GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL
GO GET IT

>I will share my money and soul with you

>>31459960
No mercy and hotline miami. Shame how hotline turned into a xp farm but it's a lot more fun compared to hox breakout.

>>31460008
Weapon skins, please understand

>>31459840
>>31459857
>>31459894
>>31459902
They're not fucking, they're brother and sister and hate each others guts

>>31460008
That's almost half as big as Warzone!

>If we ditch Altare, we get his share too,, right?

>>31459850
>she has to tiptoe to give him a bj

>>31459872
thats easy, just listen to what bain says

>Altare genociding the police force for extra cash while singing

h-hero

>>31460008
80% of it is OST and the rest is voice lines, fr

>>31460054

GREED GREED
COME ON AXEL
GREED IT OUT

>played with kobo off-stream
uh oh

>TOP OF THE WORLD BANK ROBBERY AND MURDER EDITION
I WANT FULL COVER NOW AAAAAA

>>31460054
I think brothers and sisters should fuck

>>31460060
>Altare kicks everyone out of the game, keeping all the money for himself

>>31460048
Dude FUCK THE HOX BREAKOUT that's literally such an ass heist on Death Wish

>>31460054
Altare 'heisted' his sister's virginity

>>31460070
Yeah, right. Except he can get it wrong and you need to listen for intonation cues.

>oh riot shield I'ma pussy and use a riot shield

>>31460112
THEY ARE

>>31460120
based

>>31460120
We know Jethro, we know

god i want to play payday2 again but i know how that will go.

Jokes aside, I do concernfag just a bit with Altare talking to Kobo specifically. Her fans are unironic schizos that shit up every chat and comment section they seep into.

>>31460153
>>31460070
for a second I thought you were talking about the voices in your brain and how they would talk to you in difference intonations

Who fvcking Kobo?
>Altare
>Regis

Hoxton Breakout next!

>>31460129
Death Wish in general is fucking retarded, especially on more dynamic maps

>>31460251
Regus

>>31460120
basado

This game is legitimately so much fun with three friends. I highly suggest you guys play it if you're interested in the stream, it's one of the greatest games of all time in my opinion. I have over 2k hours on this game and never feel bored, there's just so much you can do

>doing the christmas heist already
wow

>>31460251
Reine

>>31460251
They're all passing around the ID girls, as is stars tradition

Let's see if Axel can suppress his bloodlust

>>31460234
Altare loves unicorns bro

>>31460157
https://youtu.be/1l6vD7OHYVY

They should do the meth cookout mission

That was fun but I hope Axel does cooperate in the other missions

>Try to stealth it
>With Axel
ETA from start to ///POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///?

I had sex with a cousin, shit gets awkward fast. Don't fuck relatives.

>>31460307
>three friends
haha yeah

>Brooklyn bank
They are NGMI when they have to move the gold across the street

>>31460340
Altare loves me...

>>31460146
The only way Altere would take Kobo's virginity is if he ryona'd her too hard

>>31460395
1 minute

>>31460319
Do girls like to be passed around?

>>31460394
off topic BTFO

>>31460234
I thought she's already the type that weed those out? She talked about past boyfriends and having a lot of male friends, also flat out said she doesn't want gachikois

>magni picks the mindbreak perk
Of course he does

>>31460395
Under a minute

>I like the sound of Stockholme Syndrome
B-Bro..?

>>31460234
really? I thought that she actively filters unicorns

>>31460394
Were they hot?

GHOSTCHADS RISE UP

MAH SPOON
IS TOO BIG

>>31460272
Honestly overkill and mayhem seem the best difficulties when it comes to fun

>MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
nowa you can't say that!

Fuck it, I'm going to pretend that I'm playing Payday with the boys.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ci89mn.png

>>31460395
axel will use the new passive "I want an AK man" to stealth this mission np

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

>>31460412
he only loves unicorns from other fanbases. specifically he loves fucking with them

BILBO MAGGINS, THE CLOWN IN A STACHE

>They'll be expecting bank robbers.

my fucking sides kek

Rise up CLOWN NATION

>>31460307
Where the fuck am I going to get three friends online at the same time without timezone issues or work schedule bullshit?

Magliacci

But doctor...

>>31460307
and always go loud, it's more fun that way

>>31460554
GET THE FUCK UP

What's wrong, Wright? Nothing left to say?

Pagliacci mention status: IGNORED

>>31460554
kek

NOWA OJI WITH THE COMICALLY LARGE SPOON

A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>>31460554
Ironic since the police actually call the gang in the game "the clowns"

>>31460606

>leader is literally me
>im literally me
WE ARE

Ah.. the mask autism...

>>31460676
Me!

CLOWN DEADBEAT

A FUCKING CLOWNBEAT

>>31460676
MEME

>Overkill
How many deaths?

Is robbing the bank a fucking joke to you Magni?!

>stealthing Brooklyn Bank

Customization is 60% of the game.

>>31460749
Yes

>>31460676
Oh shit, i'm me too.
Are we....?

>he does it for free

He does it for free.