/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>301875
As far as the entertainment industry, absolutely. Most idols would kill to have a boss like Yagoo

>>301875
Yagoo is a saint.

>>301875
He's based as fuck and genuinely likes this industry. The girls know they can always rely on him.

>>301875
Hard to believe he's at the end of his 40s and has a family...

I still got to wonder why his channel is labeled as a Vtuber on most sites though.

but /jp/ said cover corp was absolutely awful with the girls

don't mind me i am but a humble farmer tending to my grass

>>301875
don't believe their backstories

>>302155
What the frick. Fucking nip genes I wish I looked that young at 27

>>301875
>brings out an army of lawyers any time some autismo tries to fuck with one of his employees
Like when Mel got sexually harassed?

>>302580
I don't see the contradiction, she tried to go after her manager (aka his employee)
Based Yagoo

>>301875
>Faggots believe he is the is god and that everything is thanks to him

He is the Steve Jobs of YouTubers.

>>302155
Yagoo debut when?

I haven't heard a single bad thing about him. Not even rrats.
>>302163
>but /jp/ said cover corp was absolutely awful with the girls
Cover reminds me of that famous quote about Americans: they do the right thing after exhausting ever other alternative.

>>302786
Indeed

>>302786
Definitely the Steve Jobs of vtubers at least

>>301875
So... He picked them up from dumpsters and bargain bins and made them top idols?

Man's a genius.

>>303493
one man's trash...

>>302163
They're incompetent, not malicious
Which is honestly the best thing you can expect from an idol agency

>>303493
Isn't that pretty much what Hollywood has been doing for ages, though?

>>301875
If he really cared, he would offer something better than minium wage contracts with no provisions.

>>301875
He's fuckinh all of them isn't he. Granted probably goes to Japan for business meetings , wink wink

>>303586
I think the era of "down on his luck guy sleeping in his car breaks into hollywood" is long over, most actors were already upper-middle class suburban kids.

>>301875
I don't exactly believe Cover requires all talent to give them their full life backstory. Everyone's been hurt at some point in their life.

>>301875
That's a lie, I refuse to know that people like Sora, Gura, Miko, Pekora, Moona, Marine, Aqua and Haato for anming examples, were broken in some point of their life.

>>301875
He doesn't let them do LITERALLY whatever they want but for a Japanese boss he is very lenient. The only things I know that Cover has turned down is Coco wanting to collab with Melody and Mori wanting to collab with Cr1tikal.

>>306099
By all accounts Subaru was the only normal, functional person. For the others they were all either too young to say or had various kinds of Japanese internet brain poisoning.

>>306099
homie Haato is broken NOW

>>301875
Proffessor Y

>>306240
>Only normal, functional person
Anon her house was burned down...

>>302786
No you stupid retard

>>302155
Holy shit the narratives
Yagoo is a 2d ai
His model is the human form

>>306321
Unless she started the fire she's in the clear

>>302155
because he is unironicly best girl i hate reddit fags but he is best girl of this anime

>>302163
its a fucking mixed bag i mean yagoo once took a pay cut so his employees wouldnt have to due to the china yab

>>309242
my take is that middle managers are out of touch boomers and they rarely rely thing to yagoo and make it seem like everything is in control because they're afraid to admit that most things go over their heads.

>scream THEY MADE ME EAT FUCKING SEMEN on stream
Yeah...top idols

>>303235
I would define Cover as dumb as a sack of bricks, but not actively malicious, which unironically puts them in top tier of entertainment companies. Not because they're great, but because they aren't trading their employees like sex toys as is industry standard.

>>310438
>THEY MADE ME EAT FUCKING SEMEN

He just follows the money like any competent businessman would.

>>302163
>/jp/
who the fuck cares

>>301875
>Bugmen threaten his business
>Cuts off the chink branch
Based as fuck.

>>310981
I'm so happy cover decided seemingly irresistible chinkbux weren't worth bending over backwards for
I can only hope more companies go this direction

>>306099
They may not have been "broken" before, but some of them are indeed severe autists that can't function normally

>>310981
can't imagine how fucked the timeline is where cover starts sucking off bugmen, what a fucking dodged bullet

>>306099
>Gura
Neurotic to the point of incapable at times.
Paranoia increases with every 100k subs she gains.
Will probably break down when it reaches a critical fever pitch. First EN to graduate due to the pressure being too immense. likely daddy issues.
>miko
made fun of her whole life due to her retarded baby voice due to her physical defect (small tongue). Only work available till Big Yag's extended the hand of Salvation was voicing lewd JAV voice overs and loli hentai. Daddy issues.
>Pekora
Hikineeto.
Never mentions her father. Likely daddy issues.
>Moona
Former model. Fell from grace (literally) because she gain that one half pound too many and thrown out of her agency. Still addicted to the burgers that caused this. Daddy issues.
>Marine
Dissatisfied office worker that hit the wall and uses this digital avatar LARP as a massive cope to deal with the decline of her feminine prime spent in all too typical debauchery. Daddy issues.
>Aqua
Dunno lol I never watch this bitch. But wtf is a marine maid? Worst backstory fluff if anything. Probably daddy issues.
>Haato
Shunted around the world from school to school by parents that wanted her out of the way. Daddy's a politician. Major daddy issues.

>Sora
Yagoo's secret love child.
Daddy issues.

>>311262
>Daddy's a politician
source or you're bullshitting

>>311262
Can you make one for Suisei too? Yes, daddy issues is a must add on

>>311313
brush up on your doxreps anoncharmarrrrrrrrr

>>311262
Can confirm, this is all true. Except the daddy issues.

>>310536
Vacation stream from kiara and mori

>>311388
Anon, the problems of all women everywhere stem ultimately from their relationship, or lack thereof, with their fathers. All of them.

>>311357
I only really care to know the bare minimum
>>311391
spoonfeed me or your shit is unfounded

>>311455
>women
Anon...

>>311457
pic related

>>311262
I want to see the new gens issues, cause i'm a member of all of them.

>>311457
Can't at the moment since the stream is still ongoing.

>>311501
Waiting for Haachama to re-create this in her kitchen.

>>311313
anon, why are you taking this at face value how long have you been here and why have you not yet learned your lesson in life regardless.

>>301875
You can tell that he's great because all jp girls shit on him.

>>302428
Believe those schizos in VICE news then.

>>311505
>Nene
Retarded love her still.
>Lamy
Alcoholic.
>Botan
Well adjusted but this is her "retirement career" so she's an old hag.
>Polka
Fat.

>>311563
Nene is so cute.

>>311563
none of these are really "issues"

>>311262
Another point with Haato is that she's a quarter English. Growing up in Japan with any ounce of foreign blood leads to ostracism from the schoolyard herd. She also wasn't accepted wherever she was sent to school either.
Outcastchama.

>>302580
A guys like him will try to solve a conflict between his employees in peace before bring it to court. His reason is based on good will but his decision is bad.

>>306099
>>306099
Sora: Dream to be an idol but for family reason cannot expose her identity.
Miko: Well known NND streamer, potential loli voice actress but got harassed by fake sex video.
Pekora: Hikki in denial, fake being an office lady while she failed to get a job and treated like a failures by the family she loved.
Gura: Drunk addicted recovered, want to chase her dream of creating family friendly contents again. Hololive offer her a job perfectly for that with stable income.
Marine: quit her job and nips have a weird rule that if you quit, you are not a loyal worker, she had a trouble finding new job.
Moona: Model who got no job.
Aqua: Same with Peko.
Haachama: Haachamachama.

>>301875
Woah who would guess that if you keep your employees happy they work harder to keep the company afloat?

>>312418
Japanese culture likes to choke a lot of people into becoming salarydrones. Relaxed companies in Japan, especially ones treading international territories, is a rarity.

>>301875
>tfw yagoo really tried to help "her"
>"she" gave up on herself

yagoo needs to hire psychiatrist in interviews

>>311262
Holy Shit i hate when retards post their vtuber fanfic but this one was fucking funny

>>301875
And he also does insane cycling, someone has the picture of his Strava route before he made it private?

>>303585
pic related

>>311262
You getta daddy issues
YOU getta daddy issues
EVERYBODY GETTA DADDY ISSUES

>>311262
>Daddy issues
imagine...

>>311608
I doubt that was a case. Most nips dont care you are foreigner or not as long as you follow their rule. That why black who grew up in Japan think America are more racist.

>>311262
>Pekora never mentions her father

He doesn't watch pekomoona collab

>>311262
The only one of these that seems remotely plausible is Haato because her family seemingly treat her like complete trash.

Even after she moved back to Japan they got mad at her for streaming at night even though it's her literal job. She was so abused at the exchange schools they sent her to that she had to resort to eating bugs just to get nutrition and that's how she got her weird taste in food. She's talked about all this shit on stream.

Her father isn't a politician though, I think he works for a large multinational company. If he was a politician he never would've tried to collab with her on stream since his voice would be immediately recognized.

>>312939
>If he was a politician he never would've tried to collab with her on stream since his voice would be immediately recognized.
Can you instantly recognize any given random minor bureaucrat or councilor in your entire country? Just as plausible is that he's a tard and was all for it until someone told him what you postulate: he might be too recognizable.

>>301875
>brings out an army of lawyers any time some autismo tries to fuck with one of his employees
Friendly reminder that you can report doxniggers directly to Cover Corp: https://cover-corp.com/report

Also: Most doxniggers are also seaniggers which means that doxxing is illegal in their country, so not only will you help protect your Oshi from graduation you'll get a doxxer buttfucked in prison.

>>313100
Maybe I can't recognize him, but someone who lives in his constituency can, and given that he was sending his kids to live overseas for their own protection he'd probably be a bigshot that is relatively well-known. Small time bureaucrats can't afford to send their daughters to school in the UK and Aus.

You might be right though, she mentioned her father is retarded about "internet things" and her mom and sister had to shut him down that under absolutely no circumstances can he stream, especially not with haato.

>>313146
Friendly reminder that Reine and Lamy will personally have doxxfags murdered. Don't mess with them.

>>313199
>Small time bureaucrats can't afford to send their daughters to school in the UK and Aus
I mean it depends on whether he's just on official paycheck or not.

>>301875
Don't forget the 1st point applies to the homos as well.
He needs to get a contact with the Yakuza so they can bust some kneecaps whenever nip schizos get uppity.

>>305340
nepotism usually

>>306099
Can't say for the rest but Pecker is a NEET, like most of the people here, probably why we can sympathize with her autism

>>312707
>That why black who grew up in Japan think America are more racist.
lmao so not true it hurts

On the other hand we got a Cover/YAGOO anti thread.
>>312835

>>301875
yagoo is based but his employee definitely incompetent

>>312666
kek

>>301875
Saviourfags get the bullet too

>>301875
>plays table tennis
>is obbsessed with cycling
>watches his daughters and sons during his free time to cheer them on
best boi

>>303493
imagine giving mentally ill and pretty old by idol standards girls a second chance in life to succeed. pretty blessed

>>313833
Does he stream too? He's pretty based being a public figure with wife and kids in this industry.

>>311262
>>312939
>trash
>literally caring about her health to the point that they're keeping tabs on her unhealthy habits from another country and will actually call her up
Yeah no. That's genuinely good parenting.
As-is their alleged push for her to get educated while working for Cover, it leaves her options in case things get fucked and helps with negotiations.

Anyway the only one with genuine, confirmed by herself, daddy issues is Watome.
And you probably would have too if your daddy didn't just abandon you but made it clear he never wanted you or anything to do with you in the first place.

>>313854
Didn't think of it that way, guess this is why Polka was crying that one time she played an encouraging message from Yagoo

>>312277
>Marine: quit her job and nips have a weird rule that if you quit, you are not a loyal worker, she had a trouble finding new job.
It's just the regular one of switching jobs quickly. (less than <2 years worked)
It's also changing rapidly since Japanese salarymen don't get taken care of by their company for life anymore like they used to.

>>311262
>rat king
based

>>306099
>Marine
Used to be so poor she had to eat paper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mqZYutsAU8

>>313873
TBF she was from THAT agency who is far more retarded than Cover. Cover is at least good at damage control to get everything back on track.

>>311455
I couldn't fucking believe he played Charlie in Lost

>>313910
>since Japanese salarymen don't get taken care of by their company for life anymore like they used to.
Good, I might have a chance there.

>>313952
Work culture is still fucking terrible. It's changing but very slowly, you'll still work a shitton of overtime and have to suck your seniors dicks.
Recommendation I've heard from foreigners who are happy in Japan is having some sort of online income so you don't have to get a real job.

>>313872
>Have a daughter you claim to love
>Send her to some Philippino prison school where she's forced to eat bugs to survive and can't see her family for an entire year even though she calls you crying to take her home
>Comes back home and gets a career as a streamer because she's lonely
>Parents can't deal with this and immediately send her to another school in Australia
>Gets abused by her host family who refuse to feed her and bully her
>Moves in with her grandmother and is finally allowed to express herself freely and create her content
>Goes back home after 2 years and parents immediately start bitching at her for doing her job because it's "noisy" just as an excuse to kick her out again

That rrat that they're just doing it for her own good stopped being relevant when she revealed the lore about the PH school. Her family just don't like having her around and her parents don't like parenting so they've been throwing her around the world her whole life, leaving her starved for their affection and approval.

>>314012
Holohouse seems like a good idea for her. It would be nice if a girl her age could save up some money at her parent's but not everyone gets that lucky.

>>314012
I would hate Haato too.

>>314034
She would be so much happier living near Coco, they're really close friends. Unfortunately her desperation for her parents' affection and the fact shes been socially isolated her entire life means she'll be hesitant to move out on her own.

Also reminder that her parents fed her weird libertarian nonsense about being "mentally strong" through suffering hardship, which is the actual excuse they used for all the abuse they do to her. Her father doesn't want her to be "weak" and has always been doing fucked up things to "toughen her up" when she just wants to be a normal girl. I don't think she's ever mentioned physical abuse but her mental state seems pretty broken.

>>314012
>have daughter
>starts screaming incomprehensible gaijin language at all hours of the night
Living with her has to be a disaster even if you lock her out of the kitchen

>>313809
Thanks for KEKking and [you]-ing me anon. it made my shitty day better. Hope you have a nice day.

>>314129
She never even wanted to learn English. She only started doing so because they kept sending her to English schools to force her to learn, but her English is still terrible even after 2 years in Australia because she never practiced and people bullied her for being a foreigner.

Her grandmother lives in Australia too so one of her parents is probably a gaijin or at least grew up in an english speaking country.

>>314012
Genuinely curious to which school they took Haachama to. I won't deny that our schools are garbage but being forced to eat bugs is too much even for our horrendously low standards.

>>314034
Well a girl like her is bound to always feel out of place, kinda speaking from experience. It takes a toll on your mental health over time. She'll eventually come in terms with the way her family treated her and move on, but she really needs to live with people who love her (or at least close by)

>>314177
Nah, it was just the host family didn't even attempt to include her in anything so she had to learn how to cook from how to basic

>>314177
According to her it was a school with a fence around it, with bars on the windows. They fed her once a day, and usually it was mushy prison-tier food. But she really liked the fluffy bread that came from a nice local bakery. The rooms had a roach infestation, and the food always had bugs that would fall into it, so she had to either eat the fly and roach-infested food or starve. It's really fucked up that after all that her parents left her there to suffer.

For all the parasocial "PROTECT HERRRR" fags that obsess over Aloe(which is justified), Haachama deserves it just as much from all the abuse she's suffered. Unfortunately the mental brainwashing shes gone through from her parents beliefs on "weakness" put her in an even worse situation than Aloe was before she had her breakdown. Haachama will never admit to being weak or showing weakness, because she's spent her entire life being ignored or suffering consequences for showing vulnerability. It really adds another layer to her Haachama/Haato mental break arc.

>>314231
That was in Australia, she had no host family in the Philippines it was a boarding school. That was the only time her family got involved to help her and it was only because the host family didn't want her around anymore so her grandma had to come pick her up.

>>314267
You are delusional. Her "suffering" is not comparable in any way to Aloe. Please commit rope.

>>314267
>The rooms had a roach infestation, and the food always had bugs that would fall into it, so she had to either eat the fly and roach-infested food or starve.
Christ. I know people who live in actual slums and shit and they don't have it that bad.

>>314288
You can always spot a fake Aloefag from how quick they are to dismiss the suffering of anyone else as incomparable to their Parasocial Princess.
Actual Aloebros want all good girls to have a happy ending, and don't want to make the same mistake again of failing to support vulnerable vtubers.

>>314327
Restaurants that leave food out because they don't have a fridge or will keep reheating the same food all day often end up with roaches and flies falling into it. It's not that unheard of that a place in the Philippines with likely poor food safety standards would let roaches fall into the gruel. Go to anywhere in China and it's considered a bonus to get an extra roach in your soup, like when Burger King used to give out free onion ring samples in your fries.

>>314267
Wait, all schools in the Philippines have their windows with steel bars

Trust me, those bars are needed against burglary

>>314267
Makes me wonder what could have caused them to just straight up neglect their exchange student they agreed to host. Maybe she's just weird and monolingual and they hopped on a chance to bully a vulnerable person.

>>314361
Comparing someone who has mental problems, tried to commit suicide, was admitted to psychiatric ward, was stalked and abused (physically and mentally) to Haato? Really? You are really doing that?

>>313931
>Imagine being able to talk about that struggle with a huge smile on the face

This made my day. She's amazing.

>>314363
Ironically the burglary often happens from the inside, but yeah the general feeling is that schools do feel like prisons because of the bars and the heat. We didn't even have air conditioning until the late 2010s, and that includes private schools.

>>301875
His manager choice isn't really the best. Remember Mel incident and the cases of how often vtubers were complaining until they got manager they wanted.

>>314412
nta but what matters most is not the quantity, but the quality of suffering. Haato may have suffered, but she suffered all the same. Dismissing that so readily is the wrong way to go about this, man

>>314449
*may have suffered less

>>314383
This is a very common scam in western countries. It was more prevalent before AirBNB too, but the same idea, and is also used for foster homes.

They buy a home with extra rooms and host foreign exchange students or foster kids, especially special needs ones. Then they get paid by the parents or the government for doing so, and try to minimize costs as much as possible so they can pocket the money. Since the foreign exchange students don't speak the language very well they have a hard time vocalizing the abuse or think "this is normal here" so they can get away with it.

>>314412
It's not a competition you fucking retard this isn't the suffering olympics. You don't know what Haato or Aloe have went through besides what they've shared in public, and both of them have suffered enough to justify wanting to protect them.

>>314412
Why are Aloefags like this?

>>>312835
HELP COCO

>tfw only Polka defends his honour while everyone else shits on him for the lulz
poor Yagoo, what a tragic character

>>314448
The fact that they can get away with complaining about it on stream is actually good, in the old dausbyou have literal abuse came only complained about on private Twitter accounts

>>314520
Has there been a holo that has yet to dunk on Yagoo? Pretty sure Botan's just putting the meme to good use.

>>314520
You know this guy is a chad when he is included in a hentai doujin and has a thread for him in Hololive board in 2ch.

>>314516
>triple arrows
Anonchama?!!

>>314495
With Aloe we have actual info.
Reminder that despite what you Haatons have warped your minds to believe Haato is in good place mentally and has never stated she was abused. Why are you portraying as she was?

>>314516
COCO HATE
ZHANG LOVE

>>314569
If you don't think being forced to eat bugs in a prison school is abuse then you have been abused yourself.
Simple as

>>314520
lol wtf is this comic

>>314124
They want to create a Japanese Greta, they instead got Haachama.

>>314498
The ones who aren't (read: the ones who actually care and don't just bring her up so they can jack off over whatever image of her they've made up) are either quiet about it or have become full deltafags by now.

>>314569
Do your clip reps anon.

>>314594
why it's the Pekora futa rape doujin of course
https://exhentai.org/g/1699650/ecb833d71e/

>>314613
This doujin chad energy is too strong, not even nhentai has it

>>303586
>>305340
Well, not in the 'underdog makes it big' movie way. I was thinking more like the 'teenagers emotionally|physically abused and exploited by their parents get sold out to big name studios and directors for a shot at fame' way. There's a reason why a good chunk of them end up with drug problems, you know.

>>301875
You forgot to add that his past life as a "Drift King"

>>309242
>yagoo once took a pay cut so his employees wouldnt have to
Based.

>>314613
>that explanation on why she grew a penis

>>314520
Yagoo is a joke character that bullied by everyone, Tanigo is a great person that respected by everyone

>>314383
>Maybe she's just weird and monolingual and they hopped on a chance to bully a vulnerable person.
Flips tend to put foreigners on a pedestal so I doubt they'd bully her directly and being stupid enough a student to do so would get you in heaps of trouble. So I guess they just ignored her which alienated her even further.

>>314613
jesas

>>314124
>Also reminder that her parents fed her weird libertarian nonsense about being "mentally strong" through suffering hardship
>Her father doesn't want her to be "weak" and has always been doing fucked up things to "toughen her up"
This is actually good, but it has to be executed properly.

>>314716
100% canon

>>309242
The whole china arc could have ended when they directly release the apology statement but the managements have to be a fucking retard and hired a 3rd party Chinese company to do the statement.

>>314747
I can't even fap to it

>>314613
I only ever get a white screen. How do you fix that?

>>314721
Can you guys actually read for once? She wasn't bullied in the Philippines she was bullied in Australia by her Australian host family who didn't speak Japanese. The little kids would scream at her and call her names because they thought she was literally retarded due to her broken ass English(her words not mine). The parents would refuse to feed her and eat her food that she bought. Eventually they forced her to leave because they didn't like her livestreaming, just like her real parents.

In Australian school she was mostly neglected/ignored by the other kids because they were all white and the Japanese girls clique didn't like her. Her only friend in school was a Filipino girl and they bonded due to her time in the prison school, but eventually that girl changed schools and she was all alone for all of high school.

>>314713
As much as a Cover shill I am, the salary cut was a punishment from the higher ups because of the two faced apology attempt.

>>313873
If I was polka saved by Yagoo from that shit hole of a company I would suck his cock daily until he is alive as a sign of gratitude.

>>314761
oh god oh no pls be a fishing for (you)s bait

>>314581
neglect ≠ abuse

>>314773
>higher ups
I thought he was the CEO?

>>314773
There's no higher up than a CEO, it's just common japanese practice for CEOs to take pay cuts when some scandal happens.

>>314792
I am not fishing. Why would I?

>>314796
Neglect is literally defined as child abuse in every first world country, and most third world countries like the US. Seethe Aloefag.

>>314761
it's actually fairly easy, you just need to follow the instructions in the picture

>>314613
I'm imagining it all in their voices and I can't stop laughing.

>>314796
Yes it is you retard. Neglect is basically the most common form of child abuse even.

>>314761
by lurking moar

>>314766
How did haachama even get hired, as a minor no less, with this chaos ass backstory
I guess it's a good thing she had hololive to keep her oriented or she'd be huffing petrol with the abbos

>>314809
then please leave this board and this site.

>>314804
well there's the shareholders. But idk if cover is a publicly traded company.

>>314815
Kek
But seriously, I have seen and wanted to visit a number of exhentai doujins in the past, but I only get the white screen. Seriously, how do work around that?

>>314825
When they did Gen 1 auditions the standards were extremely low. Haato probably had an edge due to being an actual JK at the time. Even up to Gen 2 they hired random girls off the street with 0 experience like Subaru.

According to Hoshikawa she auditioned for Haato before and got rejected, so apparently Haachama was better at playing the tsundere character than her, which is a feat on its own. Just think how different the history of Hololive would be if Hoshikawa and Matsuri debuted in the same gen together...

>>314825
She used to sing on Twitcast, and Cover dont have age limit for hiring before

>>314815
This man has the knowledge.

>>314796
Yes, it is nigger. Neglect during childhood can fuck you up a lot.

>>314796
How pampered you are

>>314836
I'm going to spoon feed you because that doujin is hilarious.
Delete your cookies and go to e-hentai and register an account there, activate it. Wait from 3 to 5 days and then log in, go to exhentai, it should work now.

>>314873
Thats kinda funny because her singing isn't very good even after all these years.

>>314815
Not him, but I accidentally summoned this thing instead

>>314363
kek, her place and school sounds like a fucking shithole, public school maybe?

>>314886
fucking spoonfeeders

>>314886
This is lies.

>>314886
Thanks.

>>314886
>3-5 days
that's why nobody ever bothers with that shit, tired of fags linking sadpanda for muh seekrit hentai when you can reverse image search it and see it's on several other websites

>>314905
Sounds like it's working as intended to keep out newfags.

>>314905
>t. zoomer

>>314885
Thats because you compare her to high energy singers like Suisei and Towa. Her singing leans more towards being cutesy

>>314912
>kill your own traffic to hide stuff that isn't even exclusive
>sub-1 year poster calling people newfag
Was dumb 10 years ago, still dumb now

>>314905
this fella just spoonfed you like a baby and you still won't eat it
just do it, its only a few days. I know you're horny now but you'll be horny in the future too

>>314940
There used to be a chrome extension that did it instantly. Might still exist.

>>314890
cute, CUTE

>>312707
next time you will say that white people are evil and patriarchy is bad

>>314886
>>314900
but good lies
let him sign up for spam mail if he wants to

Yes, I lied that doesn't actually work.

>>314940
That's not even the me aka the guy who was orginially asking, I simply wrote>>314901
I never complained in the first place, you are talking to somebody else

>>314937
>kill your own traffic
Do you think that site uses advertising or something newfag? The owner also owns e-hentai for that. Exhentai exists as a repository for content that isn't allowed on e-hentai and as a last resort for when the normies succeed in banning all loli/guro content off the open internet.
>sub-1 year
I've been here since weekly Code Geass shitposting on /a/. Know your place newfag.

>>301875
Sasuga Best Idol girl

>>314937
We get it, you're a tourist, now fuck off

>>315006
>>314986
>samefagging this hard
you weren't even alive when code geass was airing

>>311262
Every single girl on this world has daddy issues. That's a nonfactor. Rest of the fanfic is quite good.

>>314835
It's not.

>>315034
meds

>>314613
>started reading it in their voice

>>314890
Run. Or try to appease, but you're on your own there.

>Ina mmo addict
I love those calm raid mommy vibes

>>315171
i wonder how many former guildmates recognise her vocie

Hell no. YAGOO is ok dude as a funny icon but Cover's management is still shit.

>>314799
major shareholders are the higher ups.

This one was pretty funny.
Wish Yagoo made an appearance though.

>>311608
Being only quarter white would make her indistinguishable from full japanese. It's more likely the reason for her ostracism that she is unironically somewhere on the 'trum and in japan there isn't much awareness of high functioning autism or other neurological conditions.

>>314986
>>315034
I'm not any of the previous posters, but I really don't understand why you are so proud of spending so much time here and have to start dick measuring contests with everyone. As if it was some grand achievement.
You don't have to tell me to fuck off. I barely ever post here, I mainly just lurk.

>>315326
yeah that one rules

>>310438
source?

>>315326
nice, though I was hoping it would be Ina

>>315521
i think that one is from before holoEN

>>311533
please I need to hear it

>>306240
Even Subaru has/had health problems.

>>314034
Haachama is, what? 19?

Considering how Noel failed the holohouse interview with the building's landlord, I doubt Haachama would pass it.

>>317854
Isn't that because Noel's a slob that needs her mom to clean up after her though? Haachama's basically lived by herself for the last 4 years of her life.

>>314288
>Please commit rape.
ftfy

>>318677
just like her dad

>>317854
Noel didn't fail the holohouse interview, she wanted a bigger house than what the holohouse was able to provide.

>>314766
She was in victoria, right?
I wonder what girls school full of bitches she went to? I remember most of them and they were all sluts and bitches.
hate.

>>317131
I wouldn't count health issues the same as severe anxiety, autism and other neet traits.

>>315340
>but I really don't understand why you are so proud of spending so much time here and have to start dick measuring contests with everyone. As if it was some grand achievement.
It's an odd thing because, objectively speaking, it's an embarrassing fact that on here is touted as something laudible.
Like I could honestly be proud to say that I've spent the best part of 12 years ("my prime") posting bullshit with a never ending and interchangable parade of assholes, pedos and pathetic newfags as my strength fails me and I begin that decline into being another middle aged weirdo.
I miss my home board. guys I miss /x/ when it was good
hasn't been good since the great /b/ raid a decade ago

>>306240
Subaru was cursed by a ghost at a young age.
Think about it, it makes perfect fucking sense.

>>319073
You're home now, bro. I've also been here for over a decade. Embrace the post-election shitshow that it has turned into and cheers to a few more years of shitposting in this new board. I'd like to think we'll eventually get bored and leave for good, but you know what they say...

>>313199
What's this about Reine and Lamy, don't really watch the two

>>320051
Lamy has real yakuza connexions.
Reine dox discovered that she is a legit indo Ojousama, the kind that can have daddy's secretary order a hit on someone.
>justindothings.png

>>320223
Huh, that's quite something

Thanks

>>319073
>>319280
I understand you guys. Sometimes I sort of wish I was born earlier so I could have experienced the times when the internet was still good. I just don't understand the the people who get so assblasted about every newfag. If you just politely tell them to lurk for a few years before posting, they might actually turn into quality posters in the future, but if you just tell everyone who's interested in something to leave, I don't think it will really help.

>>320891
I don't have a problem with newfags, I just have a problem with newfags who come into a community and immediately start trying to assert their own opinions and views while disregarding how things worked before they came along. I don't even have a problem with spoonfeeding newfags, but they better actually internalize it instead of thinking they know better than everyone who came before them like this fag >>314937

>>320223
>Lamy has real yakuza connexions.
I never quite bought this. Was it the nip doxxers who found out about it?

>>321246
I don't know about yakuza, but Lamy's streams themselves point to someone born into quite a lot of money.
She's done the full bridal training course and apparently her father just coughed up a few hundred k to get her a soundproof room + full streaming gear after she asked.

>>321036
Yeah, you're right. I guess that sometimes there's no other way.

>>301875
He can't be worse than this man can he?

>>302213
Is that really Yagoo or some random jap?

>>314696
lol

>>321365
If these rrats were true why would Yagoo take the huge risk of hiring them though? Does he have a deathwish?

>>321448
Yagoo. He’s a rice farmer as a hobby or something.

>>321474
Would you turn down the yakuza?

>>321675
It's probably easier to reject or no-call her in the audition stage and claim you didn't know she was yakuza, than to hire her after doing your vetting process and then fire her later. Her manager would have an extremely hard time criticizing anything she does or giving her guidance.

Just seems very unlikely to be true and just a meme.

>>301875
Yagoo. Yeah he is probably one of the best people in the industry. They people he hires as managers....

no.

It honestly amazes me that a man who is SOOOOOOOO good at finding diamonds in the rough is so bad at hiring people to actually manage the talent properly.

>>321716
Anon... Lammy had her manager removed and has a new one.

>>321854
>Lammy had her manager removed
his poor family...

>>318702
oooooof

>>319139
this is my headcanon

>>321826
JP has really tight rules regarding employee termination, unless he murdered an employee or AT LEAST directly sexually assaulted an employee, its really hard to terminate an employee. As much as hlg memed Mel being raped by her manager, I bet he never lay his hands on Mel yet if she had to go so far as to pay a lawyer and got ignored by the police, at worst she probably got molested.

>>321907
It has been five months since Lamy's manager got moved to Siberia! He is definitely not doing ogey!

>>321475
Sakuna fags taking things too far.

>>321970
Not headcannon when it's true.
Remember her story about coming home from school to an empty house and being too scared to go in because of the ghost?
Same spirit that cursed her in the womb.
>hole in heart
>ruined childhood because of that
>house burns down
>hit by a car
It's either her or her mother that's cursed. Some kind of Insidious shit.

>>322015
I heard it was regular chikan shit

>>321474
This is why you're a neet posting on 4chan instead of being a successful VTuber agency CEO like Yagoo. Hiring yakuza isn't a risk, it's an opportunity.

>>322284
>Hire Yakuza princess
>Ask her father to eliminate the competition for you so his daughter can shine in the spotlight
>Use Yakuza connections to get lucrative sponsorships and threaten Nintendo into giving you permission for all their games
>Kidnap Youtube's CEO's children to get Kiara's channel revived that one time
It all makes sense now

>>322338
Alternatively,
>be successful company
>thus, be bound to get asked for a nice amount of protection money every month, likely quite soon
>get on a big gumi's good side
>not only get protection for free, but even...
>...
>profit from Lamy

>>311262
Aqua is Pekora, a hikineeto with actually zero friends and no social life at all. They both have undiagnosed schizoid personality disorder and cannot and will not socialize.
However Pekora has some strange mixture of pride and brazenness that gives her some extremely misguided confidence, but online only. She frequents 2ch and 5ch, and talks with Moona, a complete stranger, on minecraft, but on minecraft only.
She's /r9k/ in the flesh, but has made gigantic progress in the last year or so. Now she can actually talk to people without having Marine around as a safety blanket.

Aqua is all that but without the misplaced confidence. She lives in the absolute boonies where the nearest brand name store is a train station and uber wont reach. She never had any friends or social life or future prospects or plans other than sitting in her room playing videogames for 16 hours a day.
Even now in hololive where everyone is her friend she's still sololive. Wont return calls, will take days to reply to texts, and cant order food in public even when surrounded with people.
You can see when she gets sensory overload and has an autistic nervous breakdown every year when she has to reply to 50 otanjoubi omedetous. She replies to 4 or 5, she leaves twitter for an hour, she replies to another 5, she leaves twitter again,... Every year. Its very funny.

Not a rrat believe it or not.

>>301875
>let them mock and shit all over him
Just because they have a laugh about him doesn’t mean they mock him
You can joke about someone and still have deep respect for them, and all the girls do

>>322524
thanks yagoo for providing these girls an opportunity in life. truly

>>315326
>Meant to link it to this one,

She's sworn to carry it's burden.

>>322524
Sometimes I worry about Aqua's future after Hololive hits the end of its run.

Why is this thread unable to be seen for me in the catalog?

>>322769
She has the experience of streaming in past before Hololive. I wouldn't worry too much about it

>>322772
works on my machine
did you filter the op pic or something?

>>322654
Yeah, they've often talked about him being very nice to them.
He really seems like a fine guy. I don't get why he hasn't whipped his company into shape yet.

>>322769
She'll marry an equally autistic salaryman and have an autistic family, what's there to worry about?

>>322772
Youtube fix this shit already.

>>322769
Here's hoping the Kensetsu Wars arc will work for her like the Moona arc worked for Pekora.
She cant be this autistic forever.

I also hope they get not-autistic enough to talk about their past conflicts in NND and just hug it out or something.
Pekora seeing Aqua in hololive and joining the same company and making her age 111 years old is absolutely hilarious though. What a cunt move, I love it.

>>323139
Aqua dont even join the Apex tourney despite being the best player in Hololive aside from Astel. She is a sololive through and through,whether its bad or not its up to you

>>323242
Aqua didn't join the Apex tournament because she knew she'd sperg out and make her teammates feel bad if she lost. It'd be really bad for Cover if she got put on a team with some indie noobs due to the team balancing system, and then had a meltdown like she did for the Mario Kart tourney when they don't keep up with her skill.

And then Fubuki, normally one of the most mentally stable Holos, sperged out and made her teammates feel bad when she lost lol.

>>322998
God I wish I was autistic nippon salaryman.

>>323356
Aqua was literally traumatized from losing by 1 point in MK. She avoids things where if she thinks it will end bad for her (the reason she never does anything and doesnt talk with people). Lost in MK and felt bad so she wont join Apex.
Had a rough time in Ark so she never streamed Ark again despite the hour long therapy session with Coco.
Also she (or her manager) knows that if she lost the apex tourno she wouldnt stream apex again for 8 months. Cant risk talking her into it.

>>323440
http://www.moj.go.jp/
You're already autistic so you're halfway there already. がんばれ!

>>323476
>Also she (or her manager) knows that if she lost the apex tourno she wouldnt stream apex again for 8 months. Cant risk talking her into it.
That would improve her immensely though. No one wants to fucking watch yet another Apex addict play 40 hours of Apex a week.
Really wish Fubuki would give up on Apex, she used to do actual interesting content but ever since the Apex tourney shes streamed nothing but Apex and it feels like this shitty game is killing my best friend...

>>302213
>grass
>kusa

>>323602
It all makes sense now.

>>323356
>And then Fubuki, normally one of the most mentally stable Holos, sperged out and made her teammates feel bad when she lost lol.
Is there a clip?

>>315339
There was some study that they found Autism-spectrum behaviour in up to 5% of Jap children, as opposed to the normal 1% for the rest of the world.

>>306176
>not wanting 10yo viewers dealing with a porn star
fucking based

>>323778
Probably but I wouldn't know what to search. It was more of an entire night thing. They were losing from the first match of the tournament and their spirits slowly deflated over time until Fubuki was totally silent by the end. After the last round they got such a bad placement that she started crying on stream while her team members tried to calm her down for a good while. After that she started another stream and cried on stream to her viewers while complaining about all the effort she put in practicing and how disappointed she is in herself. It didn't help that she was really unlucky and never got to play the loadout she practiced for because she kept getting killed early. Then she started playing Apex all night long to punish herself for being bad. Since then she's done way too many fucking Apex streams, so at least she isn't traumatized like Aqua.

>>311262
>daddy issues this
>daddy issues that

Is there something you're trying to tell us about yourself, Anon?

>>323888
Wow they really get that into it?
I never bother with apex streams since I've never played it myself.
I did have on, in the backgroud, Kuku, another and some actual Gorilla.
They seemed pretty chill about it.

>>323529
I don't understand the appeal of Battle royale. Why can't they just play WW2 shooters...

>>323529
Probably best to let her settle after losing in MK instead of forcing her to play and comboing two loses, one in the game she practiced and one in the game she's good at.
Aqua is not really there yet in terms of maturity.

>FBK playing apex
I think she wants to be good at a game, or at least part of a conversation. She mustve noticed the only meme about her is "Friend".
She doesnt like losing either but thats not new.

>>323975
a fair number of the girls clearly have daddy issues honestly

>>323986
Most of them aren't that autistic about Apex. I think only FBK and Aqua are autistic enough to cry about it. Towa and Ayame are considered to be pretty good at Apex but they didn't seem too upset about their weak performances. Towa was sad because her team could've won one of the rounds and barely lost, but her team won the 16th place "bonus prize" which lifted her spirits I think.


>>324073
>I think she wants to be good at a game, or at least part of a conversation. She mustve noticed the only meme about her is "Friend".
>She doesnt like losing either but thats not new.

FBK is kind of known for being very competitive in games even though she's not as autistically good at them as Aqua. Didn't she get 2nd place in last year's Mario Kart tourney too?

In terms of Apex skill it's probably Astel > Aqua > Izuru > Amelia > Towa = Ayame > Fubuki > Matsuri > Everyone else who can barely hit a stationary target. Fubuki probably wasn't happy being only "slightly above average" relative to how much time she puts into the game.

>>321475
some japs have their own land to plant rice because its much cheaper

>>324240
What rank is Ame BTW?

>>322987
Because he’s a busy man and trying to have a light touch

>>323516
why the fuck is Japanese ministry of justice doing collaboration with the Love Live

>>323602
farming all the kusa...

>>324401
Hard to tell, i think she's playing it 4fun , just like valorant. I could see her getting to gold on FPS basics and aim, probably not plat cause she has no discipline/patience to play things smart and would try 1v3s too much with 4fun weapons

>>322987
Sounds pretty ambitious. He’s trying to go back into game development and develop a streaming service (which has been in the works for a while apparently).

>>324615
He doesn't have to do it personally. He'd just need to get someone competent to sort out Hololive while he focuses on other things.

>>313436
Jesus...

>>322876
>>323009
It works fine if I don't use 4chan-X. I'm not sure as to why though.

>>311262
Don't forget the suspicions that Gura is alchoholic, did drunk streams all the time before joining hololive, and more recently mentioned vodka before a stream when she didn't mute her mic on accident.
Whether that's still a thing is debatable, since the above mention of vodka was literally just her mock saying "bodka" a couple times.

>>306256
>NOW

>>325635
I believe the former alcoholic rrat but yeah her saying vodka was clearly just her repeating a funny word to herself

>>314149
that just makes me feel more bad about what happened with the Ame raid.

>>311262
>Haachama, daddy issues
big lol, the rest are a mish-mash of half truths and memes.
Haachama is more like mommy issues. She's the hard one of the family. Her dad is literally male older Haachama. He's chill as fuck.
Reminder it was her mother and sister freaking the fuck out over her dumb "my dad is a vtuber" thing she did a while back and showed the video that doxxed his workplace.

>>313436
I can believe all of those except for Sora.

>>325741
Former alcoholic would be pretty serious. I think she's just a lush who has less reason to drink these days.

>>306300
>>301875

>>313436
>get into hololive
>exaggerate your sob-story
>get superchats

>>325635
The "alcaholic" shit is kayfabe, she was stoned occasionally, was acting most of the time, and the "vodka" shit was just her doing vocal warmups in a silly russian voice. Fucking schizo rrat.

>>301875
you are goddamn right on every point
but you posted the wrong pic

>>313931
>>314432
Can you globalniggers not exaggerate everything and treat your fanfictions as reality? Everyone as a kid does stupid shit like eating shit you're not supposed to eat

This thread is so full of rrats I can smell sewers just from reading it.

>>325940
fuck this little entitled shit

>>306176
>not letting some e-whore who sold out to Twitch, and the ol' has-been manlet Charles "living reddit meme" White corrupt his empire
Good.

>>325575
i use it and it works normally

>>315573
https://youtu.be/isi6jR93lvw?t=5088

>>306176
Also some unknown(?) project Pekora wanted to do.

>>325940
Motherfucker has a whole Forbes page.
>" In August, Ichikara raised ¥700 million ($6.5 million) from investors including SBI Investment and KLab, which helped fund its expansion to South Korea, Indonesia, India and China."
The Chesapeake experience but in 2 months. Have money? Dont want to?

>>311262
>Pekora has daddy issues
Pekomama cheating doujin when

>>326177
On top of the industry and a millionaire at 24, he is the actual best boss ever.

>>326495
making a lot of money does not make one "the best".

>>326135
I got it fixed now.

Can anyone explain to me how the permissions work for the girls to play games? Does Cover have to pay the publishers for the games to be played or is it the other way around?

>>326256
After a dangerous but brave curry shilling campaign in the middle east, Usada Pekora (Charlize Theron) returns home to her family.
Minato "The Gigastacy" Aqua (Vanessa Kirby) has been steadily fucking Pekora's mother (Sandra Bullock) for the last 18 months. Aqua wants nothign more than a long happy life with Pekora as her daugher. Pekora's rejection of her motherly love damages her brain and makes Aqua literally retarded and autistic. She fakes her own death and moves back home, where she joins "Holo_Live", a japanese cyberwarfare PMC.
Months later, Pekora joins hololive too, seeking to reunite with her foster father, only to discover that Aqua is indeed literally retarded and also has lost her memory.
Her plans to reunite with Aqua are almost completely stopped when Aqua's ex-wife and leader of Holo_Live, Murasaki Shion (Idris Elba) announces that she's also Pekora's father.

A Netflix Original.

>>326916
Some times it can be as simple as making sure whoever owns the game gives their approval in written contract and other times it is lawyer hell. I imagine quite a lot of devs would be happy to let them stream but confusion as to how streaming and copyright laws work in japan and in other places are a barrier.

>>322524
Pekora has Miko though? I remember that they've been friends for years now.

>>327251
Pekora and Miko were friends around 2014. Actually a lot of people in hololive are part of the same rough group of NND people from this era. The hate part may be a meme but Aqua and Pekora do know eachother from before.
If they kept talking or if they only reunited after Pekora joined hololive (probably to spite aqua, not actually a meme), I dont know. But Miko doesnt talk with anyone and doesnt return calls or texts, and neither does Pekora, so I dont really know what kind of friendship you can have like that.

Alright now listen here I have a rrat that can blow the lid off of Yagoo and Cover.

This all begins with Gen 5 what the fuck is up with Gen 5! What was Yagoo's plan with them. Well hear me out! Gen 5 wasn't meant to be the Idol Generation that was a Cover. The truth is Gen 5 was the Groomer Generation! Every single member of Gen 5 has an uncanny ability to gain an incredibly powerful and insanely Loyal group of followers that goes beyond borders and nations. You see Yagoo has positioned Gen 5 to usher in his vision of the world. The Holo World. Every single part of this plan has been orchestrated effortlessly and the members of Gen 5 are not even aware of it. Yes even Aloe's Graduation and return to the indies was orchestrated to fulfill a part of the plan. I don't even know if we can stop it.

>Botan and her influence over Russia
>Nene and her influence over the Catholic World
>Polka and her influence over the Anlosphere
>Lammy and her influence over rich elites
>Aloe/Delta potentially the most dangerous gaining influence and power in the indies as her meme grows

We might already be to late.

>>326495
Reading some of the old interviews with him is interesting. From what I understand Ichikara was started something roughly like like. He was going to some kind of entrepreneurship business course at university. Did some work as an intern at the same company as Iwanaga, took a year out from university to try his own business. Failed to get investment for a number of different ideas. Saw the animoji stuff from apple in a viral video and decided to try that, made the prototype for Nijisanji app and then went around showing that off for investors. Got Iwanaga onboard from the company he interned at. Switched the business from being about the app to being about talent.

>>326916
>>327063
>I imagine quite a lot of devs would be happy to let them stream
desu it seems like Japanese devs in general are rather restrictive about streaming rights, doesn't seem to be as big of a deal in the west, I assume it's some weird national law in japan

man this thread is full of skitzo rrrats i approve

>>327893
streaming vidya falls under copyright infringement in nip land if you don't get your streams licensed.

>>327791
Gen5 was the utility gen. Cover already has all the heavy hitters they need and its not stupid enough to think they're gonna get another Pekora from only the JP market. They were already planning EN when gen5 was released (they rejected Kiara but kept their resume for EN).

Botan was meant to go on lease to Gamers but with Aloe gone and gen5 underperforming you couldnt really cripple it more so this was scrapped.
Nene was rejected 5 times until they realized they could use her gintama-inspired, not necesarily chinese model to appeal to the chinese. Didnt go as well as they hoped.
Polka was friends with everyone and her previous project was murdered by youtube and she was depressed so they gave her a spot. Still depressed but now has clown makeup which is hilarious.
Lamy is actually rich irl, this is not a meme, so it never hurts to have her around. Probably also friends with someone else in hololive.
We may never know why Aloe was chosen from the hundred thousand applicants, but there was a reason.

Hololive is fueled by nepotism, this isnt an anti post. Korone, Okayu and Mio arent in Gamers for their amazing prowess at videogames.

>>311602
definitely for an idol it is

>>327791
>We might already be to late.
There's no need to resist. The world will be a better place after the revolution.

>>328068
Aloe/Delta is legit talented and a good streamer. That is what frustrates people so much is her work after HoloLive confirms they knew what they were doing when they picked her. The biggest issue was she had a TON of baggage that no one knew about (not even her Genmates). Not even talking about the stuff doxers found. And when the harassment happened it blew up that powder keg that had been sitting for years.

>>328499
They're all talented and good streamers. Hololive doesnt like the niji model of just making more streamers with 3k viewers because in their mind they're stealing numbers from the big 4. They're much happier with the Kensetsu Wars organically moving viewers between Aqua and Nene.
More streamers is not more viewers.
Gen5 was the toolbox generation. They picked five girls they wanted to have under contract for hololive for various reasons. I dont know what Aloe's reason was and I'll never know unless someone else tells.

>>329097
She was the workhorse of the Generation. Basically think Mori. The girl also has legitimate musical talent. Like during the worst of her menhara she made an original song Rain Stop Kokoro and is working on an album only a few months after pretty much the worst period in her whole life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2zfBMwTWc

I don't know if it satisfies you but I personally see the reason why they hired her. Like if it was sports you would use the annoying phrase intangibles. Who ever does the talent scouting can see that shit and can tell if someone will connect with the fans and if they won't.

>>329435
I believe your interpretation.

>>306300
>>325856
>menheras are muties
>holos are the X-Men
Sugee

>>311262
ogey

>>328007
>streaming vidya falls under copyright infringement in nip land if you don't get your streams licensed.
The same thing applies in freedom land. Streaming yourself speedrunning SMB1 is just as much copyright infringement as streaming an episode of your favorite anime. Sites like Twitch are no different then Nyaa, knowingly violating copyright law.
>What about Nintendo's content guidelines?
That is not Nintendo licensing you the rights to stream the game. They are just saying that if you follow it they probably won't take action and send takedowns or lawsuits your way.