/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>31413641
The stream JUST fucking deaded

I’m so close too losing it..

>>31413751
How the FUCK did I misspell "ended" with "deaded"

>>31413641
Get off 4chan, Shondo.

Don't be sad saplings, i can offer you a jawbreaker deal, for a quarter.

Just refresh the page like I did dumbfucks, god saplings are so stupid

>>31413641
Don't even fucking think of saying it.

>>31413735
God fucking dammit.

I should've never made those penis shadow images

>>31414366
in some other thread, some guy claimed to have singularly started IMF posting. it really makes me think about how one guy can force a meme and it can just spiral out.

>>31414460
I made the ahegao edits in an effort to shut him up and make it kinda gay, but it backfired, obviously.
I dislike saplings.

>>31414793
Why?

>>31414793
just remember anon, we are history in the making. make sure you're making a history you'll be proud of

Oh shit is this the daily /vt/takes twitter screencap collection threads for hilarious sapling memes?? Put me in the screencap bro!!

>>31413641

>>31416886
i feel like this image would be better without the treerat part
and a border from that dreadful twitter page

>>31413735
Soon fawna is the new sanaa Inshallah

>>31418451
Agreed. As a risuner myself we aren't that fucking gay. Sorry that you all had to deal with that schizo but real risuners just wanna enjoy our derpy oshi. It actually pisses me off that saplings and hell everyone else thinks that we are the new kronies because of that one coomer faggot

>>31413735
Why sapkeks are like this?

>>31418745
It's just who they are. The new kronies it terms of gayness.

>>31413905
Get some sleep, sapling.

Mommy hates me

>>31413905
your deadbeat is showing

>>31420127
Hnngg... Cute emo saptwinks...

>>31413641
It's okay sapling. Just put on an ASMR vod and go to sleep. Fauna will be back tomorrow.

>Sleeping to the soft sound of mommy's stream
>Wake up
>Mommy's gone

>>31421303
>Uuuu wait here in this food court sapling mommy is just going to buy a cute purse!
>Don't talk to any strangers my little baby!
>And don't try to look for mommy while she's gone. That's dangerous and we wouldn't want you getting hurt or lost would we?
>Just wait here sapling
>Just wait forever...uuuuu....

Why are saplings so fucking annoying?

>>31421557
Mommy issues
Daddy issues
Being gay
Mostly european
Attachment issues
Cuckold fetish

>>31421484

>>31421642
Anon one day you're gonna have to get over being 3/4ths British

Can you fucking saplings please go just one week without acting like sissy bitches?

>>31421484
Sapling posting turned from funny meme to a disturbing reminder of my childhood.

>>31413641
faufau.......

>>31414793
Make more Fauna emote lewd edits

>>31413641
faggot faggot faggot saplings deserve rape

Saplings are so clingy they'd want to cuddle their sticky mommy after she's been filled up by Papa Edward Snowden.

these threads are peak cringe

>>31428831
don't threaten them with a good time anon

>>31413641
It's watering time, sapling!
>*unzips dick*

>>31431194
first risu now mumei. Everyone is trying to have sex with saplings now

WHEN'S SHE COMING BACK!?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>31435570

>>31436885
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>31436945
this edit was pretty good, KEK

>>31414460
The whole 30yo boomer meme began because ONE fucking autist spammed it all over 4chan, and I mean everywhere, /v/, /tv/, /fit/, etc.

It's not the first time.

What if i set all the saplings on fire? Will that shut them up?

>>31438062
Unfortunately, that just makes them scream louder,

>>31438156
Not OP but I’d just make the fire hotter. I mean, what are the saplings going to do, not burn to death?

>>31438299
A friend of mine is a sapling breeder who talks about this shit all the time.
Basically burning a sapling dead or alive causes the ashes to spread more seeds in soil than a regular burial would, leading to more saplings. The temperatures required to utterly sterilise a sapling's remains would require an actual incinerator.

>>31435570
today is council anniversary, so probably later


now shut the fuck up

>>31438998
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>>31438562
A ... Sapling breeder? Like a gardener? Are we making more weird lore or talking about actual botany and landscaping

>>31421642
I don't have any of these.
Then again, I also don't post the annoying 'sapling crying for mommy Fauna' posts. I also don't see Fauna as a mother figure, more like a younger friend.
I don't think I have a lot in common with the standard sapling. I just like Fauna.

Saplings are such fascinating beings to observe. Especially whenever Fauna streams end. Saplings need correction for their attachment behavior.

>>31439038
this got a chuckle out of me

>>31439272
He breeds domesticated saplings for purchase, which means learning a lot about their biology and behavior.
Botany is a big part of it, obviously, but also crap like behavioral psychology, knowing all of the stuff you need to take care of one, etc. etc.

>>31439783
Not again not again NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

>>31440737
What are non domesticated saplings like?

>>31440952
They're the ones that live out in the woods with a Fauna. "Domesticated" is kind of a misnomer given that they usually live in a house with her, but it's an apt enough term for describing a sapling kept by a human as a pet instead, especially given how you need to condition them like one.

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>>31444721
I am going to destroy you.

>>31441047
I don't understand how you can domesticate a sapling to live without Fauna. Also do you have to water the dumb little bitches

>>31445258
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you saplings are such dorks

>>31445301
You'd actually be shocked by how simple you can pull it off. It's not easy, but it's doable.

Infant saplings, the green plant balls with the leaves on their heads, don't really have the cognitive ability to understand who Fauna is. They aren't mentally developed enough to understand such things yet. But they do get stressed out when they go long periods without stimuli from Fauna even if they've never seen her before in their entire lives. This is why it's recommended that you buy things like a speaker to play her music, pictures of Fauna, or a doll for it to imprint upon. Once you have those, the "separation anxiety" they experience is mitigated.

Grown saplings, the tiny little Faunas, are more complicated. Fauna quickly imprints upon them as their mother, and pretty much nothing can dissuade them from that notion. Like an infant sapling, you can soothe this somewhat with Fauna-related stimuli, but they will miss Fauna given a prolonged absence from her and begin suffering from intense anxiety attacks. This is why, for at least four hours a day, it's recommended that you place a sapling before a screen with Fauna's stream on it, otherwise the stress of separation can and will lead to health complications. VODs work too, but loose their effectiveness over time. The fact that a grown sapling is usually so attached to Fauna leads to a lot of pet owners get rid of their saplings once they reach maturity, since it's such a hassle to keep it from freaking out.

As for your water question, you only need to water your infant sapling like a plant. Their "skin" is actually a woven mesh of roots that absorb water, which they need to survive. The same applies to their growth cycle. This is also the reason why you don't bathe an infant sapling in soapy water, since it's potentially toxic. Grown saplings, however, lose this ability. They consume all sustenance orally, but still need some exposure to the sun to remain active.

>>31445866
I... I feel like I'm reading fucking dungeon meshi or the voynich manuscript. My neurons are firing right now what the fuck

>>31445866
Was... Was this ...?

>>31446274
>>31446292
Uncanny.

>>31446292
Yup. Plenty of writers, artists, scientists, philosophers, and the like have written about saplings throughout history. Their strange behavior and life cycle appealed to a lot of scholars. I think Theophrastus was the first to write a treatise on them, but other mentions of saplings allegedly go back to ancient Mesopotamia and China.

>>31413641
SHUT UP

>>31451154
Stop yelling! You’re scaring me!
MOMMY!? UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>>31452231
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA. IM TRYING TO SLEEP

>>31452279
STOP YEEEEELLIIIIIIING
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>>31453296
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT ALL YOU CAN FUCKING DO!? NO WONDER YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU!

>>31453435
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>>31413905
Fauna dieded...

i sharted myself earlier today... do you think faufau would laugh at me????

>>31455461
she'd probably just be concerned for your diet Anon, that's not normal. If it happens a lot, see a doctor.

>>31455461
No but I will. Haha saplings shat his pants!!

>>31455461
uuu… Moooommy! I had an accident!

do i need to return to you guys? you all seem misreable without me

>>31455461
Why don't you supa her and find out? Maybe as an anniversary debut supa

>>31418651
Get in the dress, faggot

>>31455461
lmao pants full of shit