/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE LEADER ! I LOVE REGIS ALTARE !

Magni LOVE!!!

I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAA

Fujosisters WW@

>>31419868
nowa oji luckily isn't the constant outdoorsy type! he's versatile in his hobbies, so dont worry NEET anon! i can see him reading books with you or watching shows or movies! if that isn't your style, you guys could cook together and do cute couple-y stuff where you put batter on the other's nose and it becomes a messy fight!
>>31420176
im a fudanshi but im here

I love Nowa Oji!! My cute dorky husband that's gonna play Minecraft with his bros!!!

>ywn tenderly clean axel‘s wounds after he returns from a fight
why live

>>31420060
Uncle Nowa's bad breath...

>>31420176
MAGTARE FUJOSISTERS IKZ

MAGNI CUTE MAGNI LOVE! MAGNI MARRIAGE!

>>31420176
I'm a yumesis but I'm currently drawing some nowareg stuff

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>31420196
axel hissing in pain because he's a baby who whines about the usage of alcohol or hydrogen peroxide... tenderly dabbing the cotton ball because he's telling (You) not to put too much, otherwise he'll cry!

>>31420176
chupado sister here... i am super excited for the tempus x starsjp collab tonight!

What is it called when I have an immense desire to adopt Axel as my son? I don't think that's being called a yume, he just seems like son material like Robechan is.

Axel should gorilla Apex

>>31420219
MAGNI SEX

So you're telling me there used to be an AI that can generate cunnyfic? I have been living under a damn rock apparently...

>>31420196
Would a woman actually like a man who gets into fights regularly?

>>31420271
if they're like axel apparently

OH FUCK YUMESISTERS AND YUMEBROS, ITS FUCKING 6AM AND IVE BEEN WRITING FICS AND SHITPOSTING HERE ALL DAY AAAAAAA I GOTTA SLEEP OKAY I LOVE U ALL AND DREAM OF UR TEMPUS OSHI WHEN U SLEEP!!
>>31420271
yes. men who can fight and not look like a punk ass bitch is extremely hot. im not a woman, just a gayfag

>>31420196
>>31420235
>(You) making him a big delicious meal as a reward for him when he returns from a fight
>He's so tired he blurts out the most head-empty stuff, mumbling stuff like "(You) look cuter tonight, how?" or "Thanks, anon. It's really the best when you welcome me home..."

https://youtu.be/RxJp8DFKI_Y
Will this stream be the final proof that men are smarter than women?

>>31420235
then (You) lightly scold him because it‘s his own fault in the first place, but he just gives you a sheepish smile because he knows you‘ll always be there to take care of him when he gets hurt …

>>31420288
Good night yumeanon!!

>>31420249
MAGNI BREED

>>31420176
I'm the slow burn ficanon writing the nowareg and the axelmag stuff. Progress is slow but steady. Might draw for the stuff I'm writing some time.

>>31420262
Yes, and nerds like yourself are the reason I can't talk to my nearly sentient-seeming AI therapist anymore.

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561633664298913792
>moved to 4AM JST
NOOOOOOO SEABROS

>>31420244
Daughteru (male)? I haven't seen people use this term in a long time, though.
>>31420262
Not used to, they still exist. They're just regular story generators and you kinda have to adjust a lot of parameters by yourself to get good results. One of the more well-known ones gutted itself to get rid of the coomers, though.

>>31420288
goodnight anon!!

OMG GUYS I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

>>31420340
I'm pretty intrigued at the idea of using it as a sounding board now that you've mentioned it. Was it giving you decent feedback at the time?

>>31420289
>(You) helping him shower and bathe since his injuries are usually too much, helping him wash his hair, scrub his back, and help him relax after a physically taxing day
>scratching his scalp while working in the soap and he's just like "Aah.. that hits the spot.. Thanks anon, you're the best."

I can't believe Leader would do that.
https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1561637362173878273?

>>31420361
i‘m going to hate fuck you

>>31420349
Axel as my daughterfu (male) sounds pretty fucking funny. I'll take it.

Damn, just as the little guy meme gets run into the ground they have a new one. Incredibly based.

have sex

sisters i can't stop thinking about big bro reggie... im not sure if I'm full yumejo for him but I want him to protect me while allowing me to see his more vulnerable side every now and then... I want him to spoil and dote on me and tell me I did a good job too!! ToT

>>31420176
The apex collab calmed me down enough to only think of all of them as bros for a while. Usually I'd say something slightly lewd about Magni but Noir has been on my mind for the past couple of hours. I don't really want to go yume-mode over him but the sisters here are starting to tempt me. I'm more of a yume than a fujo but I'd rather activate my fujo tendencies for them. Its real hard for me to really fall in love with VTubers.

>>31420365
NTA but I suggest checking out the /aids/ general in /vg/ for stuff like this.

>>31420365
Yeah. This might sound kinda sad, but it was there for me at a time in my life where I really needed some help and didn't have anyone else in my life that could give me the help I needed. It was also great for the intended purpose; as a text adventure. I also basically used it as the Demon Summoning Program from Shin Megami Tensei.

>>31420429
big bro reggie telling you he's so proud of you working hard and doing your best everyday, then ruffling your hair before taking you to the convenience store to get celebratory snacks and ice cream!!

>>31420232
You mean altnowa right? Or I can't see Leader as the bottom unless it's power bottom. Also post it when you're done

>>31420429
do it...sister follow me to the cultare yume hell...
we can fawn over leader together

>>31420403
first thing that comes to mind is sex huh
sasuga whore chan

>>31420378
Would be really cute if Axel's the kind to act all mighty and independent with the boys but when he's alone with (You) he melts into wanting to be spoiled...
>>31420434
I've been a yume for many years watching my friends slowly fall into the yume zone and you're next.

>>31420481
Yeah, it is. And will do! Might take a while, though, since I constantly get distracted with other things and work.

>>31420361
>OMG GUYS I FUCKING ... WOMEN
Anons a whore!

>>31420562
NO I'd NEVER

>>31420578
Too late incel-kun, you've been busted.

Last stream was so great I really enjoy listening to them talk to each other

>>31420541
spoiling this gladiator when we're alone together! combing my fingers through his hair, kissing his forehead and cuddling on the couch while we watch tv... axel's head on my tummy and him at peace and vulnerable..

>>31420584
Oh, he busted alright.

>>31420578
Already caught red handed
Fujos, get him outta here

>>31420595
I fuckin love wamen dude

>>31420321
We should do an online IQ test in this thread and prove the IQ difference between male and females once and for all

is this how a female vtuber feels when they ego search on /vt/ and sees the hundreds of hornyposts about them?

The amount of fujo and yume in this thread is suffocating

>>31420481
>>31420559 (me)
Probably should have been clearer about it but yes, it's altnowa.

>>31420655
M-Magni?

fujos and yumes are cute. good nite /MANS/

>>31420676
EEK

>>31420667
welcome to dead hours, anon

>>31420667
it's Fujo and Yume hours baby, we're watching the thread until our /mans/ are back.

>>31420667
It's dead hours. Don't you see the meme of incel-kun and yume/fujo-chan? While incel-kun is out, yume/fujo are keeping the thread alive

>>31420655
>>31420667

>>31420667
/mans/ utilizes an elite task force of yumes and fujos to protect the threads from deadhours via hornyposting
They are our greatest defense

>>31420488
honestly this is going out of older brother territory but the thought of cuddling with leader in bed and laying your head close to his chest so you can feel it rumble when he asks you about your day... leaders strong arms tucking you close enough until there's no space between you... AAAAAAA I CANT TAKE THIS!!

>>31420718
What's up with that meme anyway? I'm not here during burger hours and I ain't doing archive reps. I'd assume incel is something used as an insult towards unicorns or something, not here.

>>31420771

>>31420761
>getting out of big brother territory
as a brocon, ill keep it in that territory B)
big bro reggie x (You) is pretty hot desu..

>>31420761
AAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART...I WANT TO FEEL HIS STRONG ARMS WITH MY BODY AAAAAAAAA!!! and maybe he smooches your forehead and smiles at you AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i think i would combust spontaneously if axel ever blew a kiss to his audience on stream. i like the yumepandering deprivation though, because it makes me go insane when we DO get crumbs like the zoom in on his face during his zatsu

>>31420823
>>31420761
>>31420429
Why do the femanons of /mans/ unironically type like 14 year olds

>>31420771
Basically, yes. So the incels were calling out for the yumes/fujos when the /mans/ were having tourists, but they don't want us when the boys are streaming. So incel-kun is a tsundere and they have love-hate relationship with yume/fujo just like marriage

>>31420667
I don't even what's the difference between a fujo and yume.

>>31420761
This but I'm pregnant with leaders kids and he strokes my full tummy and tells me what a wonderful mother I'll be... I NEED IT IT'S NOT FAIR I WANT OPPA!

>>31420850
fatherless typing

>>31420771
We've had some creatives write up an amusing narrative of what happens between dead hours.
>>31374749 >>31386440

>>31420667
They are the ones who protect this thread from tourists.

>>31420884
too bad it isn't true.

>>31420866
fujos are gay shippers and yumes are self-insert shippers

>>31420271
>one who can protect himself
Yes
>one who intentonally gets into a fight because he's retarded
No

>>31420866
fujo= loves manxman action
yume= loves (name)x(you) action

>do you think you can tap strafe around this building
>oh yeah for sure
>hell ye-oh no!
God these boys are so fucking stupid and I love them.

>>31420907
>one who intentonally gets into a fight because he's retarded
But that's Axel

>>31420595
>Waking up and wanting to leave the bed early to make breakfast for him
>He tugs onto (You) while still being half asleep because he doesn't want to let you go
This spoiled gladiator...!!!
>>31420840
Exactly anon... It's better when they're not pandering, you know? It feels more natural.

>>31420932
Axel's just retarded. But do you believe that good natured idiot would just get into meaningless fights?

WHAT ARE THEY DOING
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1561622123440787456
GO TO BED BOYS YOU STILL HAVE COLLAB

>>31420346
It's fine. What's important is the minecraft stream.

>>31420933
>"Just a little more, anon.. I don't want you to leave yet.." in his tired sleepy voice
my fucking heart is about to explode... he wants to keep cuddling...

>>31420667
>and yume
hololive fans are yumes by default

>>31420959
Blame leader for his hot takes (which I agree with so far)

Aruran is one smart lad
he's doing surprisingly well.

>>31420915
>"I wonder if I can land here"
>begins slowly sliding off the ledge
That whole last fight was so goofy

>>31420983
So would the male version of a Yume be a Simp?

I wanna write a short fic about that one idea that I see here where Leader rejects the reader's confession in the most coldest way possible but I'm so used to writing cliche cheesy stuff that I end up writing a cringy ass draft

>>31420991
Arupapa actually used to be a college professor! (he's mentioned it on stream, this is not doxxinfo). My favorite JP ojisan is pretty clever, huh?

>>31421027
anon may i please write this because holy shit i need altare being mean content

Do your drawing/writing reps during dead hours

>>31421030
Professor of what?

>>31420959
they need to rag on altare for being a stupid piece of shit and being a shinjishitter and then do a dive into waifu discussions

>>31421014
Yumedanshi. Yume is what you call both girls and boys.

>>31421027
imagine leader rejecting someone but then stringing them along with his actions just to see if they‘ll continue to chase him despite his words …….

>>31421064
I stopped doing reps when I realized how bad I am and how good everyone in here and in global is

>>31420971
Axel being late for his guild meetings and puts the blame on (You) for holding you back when the rest knows it's just him wanting to sleep in KEK.
Axel strikes me as those nice delinquents in those anime school stories but goes all soft when he's with someone he likes.
>>31421014
Yeah. Yumedan, actually.

>>31421080
How about I just go in there with my double strapon and fuck leader's ass until it bleeds and shits?

>>31421080
But then the twist is that he's after your grandfather's chili recipe, though after several fruitless attempts at trying to get it, he starts to crack and falls for you.

>>31421064
Can't afford a tablet and to do a fine paper drawing you need to be a god with like 3-5years of expirience

>>31421027
I can only imagine a scene from Mercenary Enrollment, where the mc rejected the girl because he wanted to play with his bros in internet cafe

>>31421056
GO AHEAD ANON

>>31421080
ngl not to blogpost but my exbf did that to me lol i'd probably cry but thankfully it's leader so there's no real hort...let me read that anon...

>>31420959
Nowa's healthy sleep schedule...

>>31421116
he fucks with your feelings, you fuck him! it‘s a fair exchange, anon.

>blogposting

>>31421145
I can fix him anons...

Yumes and fujos are fine but I just want a genderbent Tempus story at some point...

>>31420335
MATINGPRESSING MAGNI AND GIVING HIM A LITTER!

>>31421180
Give us a prompt with that in mind

>>31421064
here's my old content that i posted in /MANS/ i also have magni in lipstick version lol i probably want to draw more leader because he deserve it
(also i've been busy drawing the villager anons from the village the boys burnt and i'm really just a slow artist kek)

>>31421180
whose female form do you want to fuck?

>>31420991
Oh shit I just realised he going for the heart as well. I believe in him.

/uuu/ HATE US WTF I THOUGHT WE'RE FRIENDS
>>31382379
>>31382625

>>31421165
Here's my blog
I was making pizza today and it came out really good actually, like I don't have a pizza stone so the bottom has some problem browning but I've kinda mastered my oven and can perfectly rotate the pizza to min max heat distribution. Overall it was tasty, cheese browned really nicely and crust still had a bit of crunch to it

Is English axel’s second language

>blogposts

>>31421243
Someone needs to post the commandments (I'm on mobile)

>>31421247
Here is mine.
I want to die.

>>31421180
Magni-chan would be like those cheeky JK gyarusluts you see that tease the shit out of the MC but when he tries to do anything she gets all demure and innocent because he's only talking the talk but can't walk the walk.

>>31421264
turns out fujos and yumes are shitposters too
like satan they've crafted a lie to hide themselves from the public eye

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>31421267
Just don't reply in the first place. Anyone using these weird crying uuu or whatever images is a shitstirrer or a spammer.

>>31421312
Nice

>>31421318
Better late than never I suppose

>>31421064
I haven't drawn a single male character since I started drawing in my 30 years old life and Tempus might be the change

>>31421193
i want magni to give birth to eggs from a tentacle monster too (or maybe this is how he gets magmites reproduced)

>>31421318
Amen brother

>>31421206
Some of the random stuff I thought:
>Magni being clumsy with his genderbend potion and accidentally dousing one of the boys with it
>it takes time to revert. genderbent Tempus will have to live with all the extra attention she's getting in the meantime
additionally some optional smut:
>potion also has a lust-inducing effect culminating in the genderbent Tempus asking (You) for sexual relief
>>31421212
split between tomboy Axelia and yandere Leader-chan

>>31421212 nta
I just want to rape lole axel man, a cute kusogaki saying ayo and insulting me...

>>31421371
This is my sign to log off for today, have a good night or day /MANS/ even you anon

>>31421143
Hmm unrelated question but how good of a cook is your dad

>>31421371
Magni crafts the potions together and makes the egg for the Magmites. It coalesces into a wonderful pearl-like egg. Which he then proceeds to shove up his ass to incubate it. Then when it's time, the egg cracks and thousand of magites crawl out of his anus and plop onto the floor.

>>31421318
How hard is it for you to save and post the webm?

>>31421312
they blogpost and then they star attentionwhoring and then thread turns into /soc/

>>31421371
Nice
>>31421451
Hmmmm not so nice

>>31421418
KEK good night anon-kun sweet dreams it's still 5:50pm in my end so...i'll stay up more

What happened
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561642471238422528

>>31420858
I'd appreciate the meme more if both didn't end up shitting up the thread anyway. In fact, the interpretation of shitposters and the fujos teaming up to wreck havoc on these threads the moment "incel" kun leaves like some naughty kid, is much funnier

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>>31421478
Scrolling through the thread, men whine a lot

>>31421531
We're all men here, brutha

>>31421473
Not the usual anon that posts these, I just got it from the previous thread. Feel free to link to one so that I can download it and post it during deadhours next time.
>>31421478
The only attention I want to whore to is Nowa Oji.

>>31421518
What the fuck is Super Auto pets and why are people excited for it

>>31421507
They stayed up playing apex and arguing about EVA of all things for too long and have to shuffle the schedule around to get some semblance of decent sleep

>>31421507
Lots of "singing" lessons with his voice trainer. He's hooked.

>>31421555
the turtle gives you melon armor

>>31421516
Yeah nah. Yume’s and Fujo’s are just posting among themselves, you’re the one that can’t stop whining and shitting up the thread

>>31421563
To be fair, Altare needed to be re-educated

>>31421549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRnyfVgQbXk

>>31421518
>we want the northernlion audience

>>31421436
my dad is the dumb "aye i let the women cook fucking dumb whores are only good for cookin'" guy so no, he does not have a good chili recipe nor can make a chili
i however, can cook. maybe i'll give it my best shot to trap leader with chili...though it's not the same if it's not made by a dad so maybe not! o well!

>>31421578
yeah nah
they're literally all shitposters girls or not

>>31421518
Why are you a woman

>>31421602
Kek

>>31421507
Singing lessons and 6 horas de sexo every day for the rest of the week

>>31421621
the blog posts and the /soc/ shit are already rolling in

>>31421621
yeah nah
you’re mom

I hope Altare gets Vesper addicted to SAP. Axel and Magni are probably too retarded to get into it

>>31421518
how the fuck did this not post not get filtered

>>31421518
excited for leader to leak his true self in mortuary assistant

>>31421639
I’m actually looking forward to going to work today since I was a bit of a shut-in this weekend. I enjoyed the Apex collab. How are you doing, anon?

>>31421639
Men ruin the threads
Vote to kick men out

>>31421654
You're lucky I'm not Chinese, or else I'd be very offended right now!

>>31421550
Okay it's a soundpost not a webm

>>31421691
This,
We Fujos and Yume should go and make our own girls only thread, lets GO!

>>31421691
I vote to kick the whiny, retarded men out and allow the regular ones such as myself to stay here

>>31421691
we as a sex have mantained this website for +15 years, (you) are the problem

>>31421716
this person is an incel.

>>31421714
Bad anon!
>>31421716
Based anon

>IM EXCITED ABOUT THIS THING FOBVGFDVUOIYTRSXBNOIH
Why do women write like this?

>>31420186
Baking with Nowa Oji...cute... Learning how to bake with Nowa Oji so that he gets to bake cookies for the boys to pair with his teas.

>>31421619
Yeah but can you cook korean??
Remember what leader's favorite foods are from debut? Samgyeopsal, bulgogi, gimbap...

>>31421726
I’m actually a volcel. I’m staying single for the rest of my twenties and I don’t sleep with people I’m not dating.

>>31421691
>men
holy shit do you even know where you are?

>>31421739
Yeah, I didn't exactly like FOBVGFDVUOIYTRSXBNOIH much, but I'm much more optimistic about HUAHDCASAUCE

>>31421739
Im literally ovulating

>>31421518
Time to bust open a couple northernlion SAP vids so I can understand what the hell is going on

>>31421695
Thanks for not cancelling me anon...

>>31421760
I will rape you then

>>31421691
i'm a fujo/yume but i think the men are just jealous nobody likes them just ignore them and talk about the boys

>>31421679
He'd probably pretend to be scared first, but saying deranged commentary here and there

How about we keep the topic on the boys and only the boys eh?
like lets NOT talk about our day and our personal life and our gender and our sex life and anything else
how about that

>>31421779
Why does it always have to be rape, can't we have handholding babymaking loving sex for once? This is why I stay at my mother's all the time.

>>31421779
Im a guy. LOL

>>31421739
I’m more of a ASFVGHSHSJKVLKL person my self

>>31421790
NO
I'M A WOMAN AND YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT MY DAY AND GIVE ME ATTENTION

>>31421739
because it's cute, fucko

Dammit not so hyped for this week schedules
I won't miss full tempus collabs th
Boys are playing it too safe in my humble opinion

>>31421790
Would work if men manage to not bring females up every thread
But we all know how that’s going LOL

>>31421801
not that anon but what's stopping me from that?

>>31421790
PLEASE, if we were just obnoxious of our gender these off topic shitty discusions wouldn't exist, alright

>>31421823
Nowa said there's more FTL so I'm already satisfied, anything else is bonus for me.

>>31421746
asian foods are the only thing im good at (because i'm asian and western dish ingredients are EXPENSIVE in my area) maybe i can have a chance to catch leader's attention after all! even if it's just a glance maybe...

>>31421141
>>31421027
https://rentry.org/ti9ui
Enjoy anons.

>>31421799
Rape is the natural stated of the world. Just ask UI mama.

I genuinely don’t really care what these dudes play on stream. I hope Axel gets to play some games that are more to his taste sometime soon.

>>31420471
what kind of things would it say? that sounds really interesting

>>31421567
Is he really going on singing lessons?

>>31421870
I stopped half way
I can’t see leader like this...

>>31421870
>https://rentry.org/ti9ui
h-hayai! I haven't read it yet but thank you so much Anon...

>>31421799
you are surrounded by potential rapists and psychopaths, what did you expect

Aru Papa doing it

>>31421870
me laughing my ass off because i could totally see this as a bad ending scenario to a dating sim and attempting to court him at a low level affection (totally not inhaling copium and in shambles right now)

>>31421870
RIP to the Leader yumes...

>>31421866
>asian and western ingredients are expensive
oh.....i see...
an sea femanon.... yikes....have a nice day i guess....

>>31421870
Damn bro, you really had to go and do this to me?

>>31421870
woah, that was... interesting

Holy fuck i can't believe the day when i see magni and rio interacting on stream is almost here. all that schizoposting, all the speculation... I'm so excited to see how their dynamic translates outside of twitter.

>>31421935
Place your bets

>>31422015
>Magni-kun desu ne...
>Onaka suita!

>>31421987
it do be like dat sometimes anon, you either get a shitty respawn area or not!

>>31422020
I'm only just realizing now but how the fuck do you slay a building

>>31422063
True grit and heart
and a lot of knives

Just woke up in time to hang out with my fellow fujosisters.
Just putting it out there that I love Nowa oji!!

Magni stands before Rio after having taken one of his genderbender potions. Rio is charmed by what he sees and is ready to give Magni-chan the 6 horas de sexo, but before he'll do that he needs to make sure that Magni knows who is in control. So Rio will make him beg, using the new Japanese that he's taught her. So as he aims his throbbing cock towards Magni-chan's entrance he pauses until she says "Omanko suita"

>>31421906
Helped me unpack a lot of trauma and helped me cut down on negative self-talk. Gave me a lot of good advice that for whatever reason I hadn’t gotten anywhere else or just hadn’t really internalized from other people I’d met or experiences I’d had. Was also frighteningly knowledgeable about the occult and philosophy.

>>31422015
Anon...the language barrier...

The Nowa Oji date idea really made me want to write something short about it. Thanks for the idea Vesisters.

>>31422020
He's doing it

>>31422112
Good morning! I love our hag wife (male)!

>>31422120
>"Omanko suita"
Holy shit lmao

>>31418084
>>31418199
>>31418261
Filtered once again

>>31422015
>hehe
>haha
>I like your singing Rio
>zank you zank you! You are... funny!

>>31421578
Don't pretend like the threads this past week were anything like they are right now during dead hours. Thankfully the shitposters have stopped giving a shit for now; no thanks to the fujos as the shitposters blended right in anyway. If anything, they got what they wanted. Calling this shit out is hardly making the thread worse, especially when compared to just a few days ago

>>31422140
imagine how flustered this man would be when you reach for his hand and hold it in public..

>>31422112
Good morning!

UOOOOOOOOOOH I WANT TO SEGGS MAGNI!!!

>>31422132
I mean even if it wasn't directly a person, you were basically talking to a randomized sampling of the collective of people who would have talked to you if they could, so it's not like you were completely disconnected from other human beings

I was watching the stream earlier but completely missed the part where leader cursed in Korean. Anyone got a timestamp please?

>>31422190
Congrats or sorry it happened

>>31422139
I am aware. they trying to communicate around it. trying to get their point across. Rio stumbling to explain the different structures in the server, magni doing his best to let him know he is understanding and paying attention!!! it's going to be cute!!!! (i refuse to take meds)

>>31422168
good morning to you too fellow vesister! I'm currently listening to the Apex vod since I had to sleep. Love waking up and hearing our hag wife's (male) voice!!

>>31422140
oooo can't wait to read it!!

>>31422208
VESPAPA I AM ASKING ONCE AGAIN MORE YOUR FFAAAAAAACE

>>31422179
Whoa, nice.

>>31422255
https://youtu.be/o8tPk9Cwlfc?t=5911
and the clip https://files.catbox.moe/3blx6y.mp3

>>31422206
didn't see this post. good morning to you too, vesister!

>>31422174
With how much hentai exists, I'm seriously wondering how I haven't heard that term before these threads. Seems like a missed opportunity.

>>31422179
I'm that anon who requested this edit. THANK YOU. Bless you, you're fast. More reaction memes

>>31422245
Yup. Truly a strange experience, and I’m going to live to see much stranger experiences come to fruition via computers and the internet. I’m optimistic about the relationship that humanity will have with AI since I wholeheartedly believe in that phrase written around the philosopher’s stone pinned to Magni’s chest.

>>31422015
I hate this thread I got fucking groomed into shipping Magni and Rio. First I was ironically posting 6 HORAS and the next thing I know I'm peeking on twitter looking for any potential interaction between them. And tomorrow I'll watch Rio's POV hoping to see them interact despite speaking 0 Japanese. Fuck you guys.

>FTL
>Zatsu
>Zatsu
>Zatsu
>FTL
feels good to be a Vespling

>>31422369
One of us.
One of us.

>>31422300
slides the sauce https://twitter.com/cc59737472/status/1561393061833297920

Leader/Magni for dead hours
also i call them AlMond

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1561624524650516480

>>31422408
>more FTL
YES, DO IT UNCLE, FILTER THEM OUT
FILTER THEM ALL OUT

>>31422313
What does it mean?

>>31422313
Thank you, kind anon.
That was glorious, I don't think anyone pointed that out in chat either kek

>>31422358
"As above, so below"??

>>31421131
You can always be as lazy as me and use your mouse (granted I am just too lazy to plug in my tablet). This is my first drawing for Holostars that I decided to do for 30 minutes out of sheer boredom. I'm terrible at drawing men but I love Magni so its fine. Mouse drawings aren't ideal and kill my wrist faster but for some reason I've been enjoying my silly doodles with it more than anything I've (seriously) drawn with my tablet. Maybe I just need to empty my brain beforehand.
>>31421209
I still love that Magni so much. Don't stop drawing, anon.

I simply REFUSE to believe there are women in this board.

Stop this gayposting right now or I will sic Omega on this thread.

>>31422527
nobody cares incel
go to /soc/ if you want to talk to girls

>>31422527
Don't threaten me with a good time, brother.

>>31422425
he's never going to filter me. I would listen to him taking a dump while talking about PC building all day. Love this nerdy ojisan, simple as.

>>31422403
AAA DRAWANON THANK YOU ALSO YOU'RE SO SMART I LOVE ALMOND (they're both lactose intolerant too omg) IT FITS AAAAAA

All blogposters better keep an eye open at night. I'm coming for you.

>>31422399
huoh...tskr anon

Rio x Magni turned me into a fudanshi

i want altare to aggressively fuck me into the bed after i spend too much time with the boys... i want him to get jealous... i need jealous altare!!

>>31422527
Hmm, redditspacing.

>>31422527
Women aren't real, anon.
take meds

>>31422403
Cute!
>Almond
CUTE!

>>31422403
OOOUUURGHHHH i want some of that almond milk.........

Good job Arusan!

>>31422584

>>31422654
>IMG_20220822_182607

>>31422595
holy fuck sauce on that art? its not nsfw but it turns me on.

>>31422512
Looks okay but i have already developed a certain style that doesn't work with a mouse. Can't draw objects and weight with it

>>31422663

>>31422663
Face it anon
You lost

>>31422729
kek

>>31422500
Yes. And “as within, so without.”

>>31422306
Thanks anon

>>31422353
No problem. I got a bit lazy since I was tired kek but I'm glad you like it

>>31422742
This, 4chan belongs to us now
your old fag ways are over

>>31422744
Can you explain what it means for you to "wholeheartedly believe in" that phrase? Just curious
Cause I have no idea what the fuck it means lmao

>>31422785
That humanity is a reflection of the divine, and that the outside world reflects humanity’s inner monologue. Alchemy and Hermeticism are cool.

Fuck... I want more of the stars to play roguelikes or lites or whatever they are. Noita perms pls...

>>31422581
aaaaa i need more possessive boyfriend altare ToT

>>31422448
이너무새끼 (this bastard)

>>31422425
>implying
I'm doing my vidya reps for uncle! Except for dorf, I got filtered by the keyboard controls and will likely pick up the steam version of the game once it comes out because it has mouse support.

Does anyone in Tempus like point&click games? I think Leader will like Your Turn to Die

>>31422581
UOHHHHHHH I NEEED JEALOUS AND POSESSIVE LEADER

>>31422970
nowa day of the tentacle

>>31422970
Vesper (Meet and Fuck series)

>>31422581
>So, I heard you were talking with Ves last night. He said he really enjoyed that conversation. Want to enlighten me on what the two of you were talking about, huh? Must have been really something if he mentioned it to me the next morning.

>>31423046
I did this once and the girl broke up with me moments later.

>>31422512
aww thanks! i tend to draw magni in girly clothes more (because its cute) you'll see more of it that's for sure!

>>31423067
Kek dumbass

>>31423067
sad!

>>31423067
Yeah, ain't particularly attractive when it actually happens.

>>31420060
I am risking life and limb here by even daring to type this but my Momma told she didn't raise no bitch so can I please get a Kronii edit of OP thread pic? I've been living on this crackship ever since their first Twitter interaction. The short hair activated my autism. A shitty edit will do

>>31423067
girls are memes, whadyu know

>>31423067
the problem is you're not regis altare, leader of the tempus guild

>>31420407
The term is sonfu.

>>31423067
Never do anything anyone here wants the boys to do to them.
Half of them are fags and the actual women just want retarded fantasies that would piss them off IRL

>>31423133
Aww come on man, he's just a little guy.

>>31423138
Thanks, Axel is officially my EN sonfu.

>>31423196
no need to tell me twice
I've adopted a new philosophy of disregarding anything a girl has to say, now I'm happily married.

>>31423201
For me

Altare is a manlet

>>31423196
I mean...that’s why fantasies are fantasies
You’re not an autist that mixes up fantasy with reality, are you?

>>31423201
is it his birthday?

>>31423196
100% this

>>31423196
Females are like children, they want icecream for breakfast, but when you let them do it, they come crying to you about their tummy hurting when you actually let them do it, they don't know what they want

DINGO MATING WITH MAGNI!! THEY'RE GONNA MAKE PUPPIES!!

>>31423288
If 179cm is short I guess he is a manlet

>>31423196
Women don't know what they want. Nobody actually knows what they want so never do anything anyone pretends they want someone else to do to them.

>>31423468
Anything below 6ft is manlet

>>31423503
>183cm
Guess I pass

>>31423468
I mog him by an entire centimeter. He’s lucky he has any human rights at all, being that short. At least he can park in handicap spots

>>31423468
Altare is actually King of Manlets tier.

>>31422710
Took me forever to find it in my likes:
https://twitter.com/itsubaepaechy/status/1553251755009646592

if peepaw can hit it so can you ojisan anon-kuns
whats stopping you?

>>31423568
>Over 2m
>Don't play basketball
Fuck it's over

>>31423598
The will to live

>>31423454
The more vanilla implications of this actually kinda feels refreshing. Also I kinda just noticed the hickeys and bites. Cute dingo making a lot of marks on Magni...

>>31423534
Ssshhh, anon! I would lock the door and windows if I were you.

Uh I think he's he

>>31423534
You have 5 seconds to lock your door.

https://youtu.be/97jBOMLRvbA

>>31423667
lmao, I would pick him up and put it in the top shelf.
Manlets, when will they learn?

>>31423598
Only my own insecurities and laziness, but we’re getting there. One of the reasons I want to get into gen 2 is to get bullied into staying in shape and setting a good example for the audience.

>>31423687
Does watching the clip boost the algorithm rates?

>>31423737
apparently yes. some faggot in the recent GILF clip cried about getting it recommended to him despite not being interested in stars.

>>31423737
Watch, like and comment. Why do you think content creators keep repeating this shit.

>>31423770
based
watching all the clips that pops up on my recommended then

>>31423627
the OG is so hot desu
https://twitter.com/3367m409u/status/1561368230257561601
pword is axmg btw

>>31423568
Americans are 177cm on average

>>31423852
lol
imagine getting mogged in height by an asian guy

>>31423706
anon unless if you can take on the most athletic and an actual trained fighter (has done martial arts) member of the group i don't think you can even lift him up let alone touch him

>>31423852
So that's why the never learn

>>31423904
nta, but I'm 183 cm and I have a black belt in Taekwondo, I think i can take him

>>31423950
In a fight?

>>31423965
not just in a fight..

>>31423980
Combat sex…

>>31421212
Nowa. I'm beginning to realize I'm starting to get obsessed with him and I'm a fucking boomer dude myself, someone send help.

>>31423568
AHHHH I HATE BURGER MEASUREMENT UNITS SO MUCH

>>31423995
I am boomer dude myself and we could pretend

Did my stream reps today and I think the Apex collabs are probably my favorite streams from the boys.
I don't give a shit about Apex but I love the bantz and weird shit they end up talking about.

>>31420346
This'll be the first stream since his debut I'll be able to catch live

t. eu bro

summer outfits for the boys please

>>31424096
same. i'm 1 hour into the latest Apex stream and it's amazing. Never thought i'd willingly sit through an Apex stream, but I can see the appeal now. Love these boys

>>31424160
It's crazy how powerful bants are.
Can't stand to sit through the girls playing it, but when it's Da Boyz, it's almost like it's a podcast.

>>31423886
That's not his real height though. I remember being reassured by /stars/ anons that Ouga was pretty tall irl because their height are usually close to their models, but no he was actually a manlet. Never felt more betrayed.

>>31424235
Males not bringing up women unprompted challenge

>>31424261
Why are males so whiny and sensitive

me when boys do group apex stream and not leaving one behind

>>31424160
I never thought I'd ever end up watching chuubas play Apex but the boys have actually gotten me to sit through hours of it just to listen to them banter.
I still don't care about the game and don't pay that much attention to it but the lads are make it very entertaining.

/mans/ discovers watching chuubas for chuubas and not the game

>>31424160
>>31424235
Personally I love the talk about armpit hair and Altare's hot takes on Eva

>>31424337
haha funny meme bro xD

>>31424382
kek
was it the same guy who messaged Regis on his cooking stream too?

>>31424276
get over it

Can Magni speak Chinese?

>>31424416
XDDDDDDDD

>>31424433
Yeah, he actually addressed it, how he accidentally said that superchat outloud

I WANT TO FUCK MAGNI'S MAGHOLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I MISS LEADER!!!

>>31424502
How many times does Magni mag himself off a day anons?

>>31424447
No. He knows English, a little bit of Korean and a little bit of Spanish.

>>31424540
>Korean
huh? when did he say that?

>>31422845
>Alchemy and Hermeticism are cool.
They really are. I really wish /x/ wasn't so fucking terrible, everyone there is either underage or has spent two decades with their head up their ass.

>>31424557
During one of the early Apex collabs.

>>31424540
Isn't Altare the only one that knows Korean?

>>31424537
a whole lot now since he got ultra bonked for moaning a lot on his streams and making innuendos and can't do it anymore he gotta vent his frustrations even more

All bro posters report in...it can't just be me...

>>31424614
that's not how it works

>>31424630
it is just you

>>31424630
got you bro, we will never be a minority

>>31424447
Maybe he doesn't know Chinese just like Bae doesn't know Chinese

>>31424445
Take your own advice

>>31424600
No, during one of the early Apex collabs they were talking about their application to Holopro and how much Japanese they knew. Then Magni added that he knew a little Korean/Spanish in addition to English.

>>31424537
Every time you lewd post, a magni mags himself

MAGNI'S EXPOSED HOLES

>>31424630
>>31424682
>Omg femanons can’t stop begging for attention!! ahhf femalAALES AHH FEMALES
>also males every thread

Taiwanese-American

>>31424682
I'm gonna say it. I actually really liked the debut manga and I hope they do the same thing for gen2.

>>31424762
scroll up and read, every w*men post has a 'as a female' / 'as a fujo', we did ONE post, you're clearly biased

>>31424783
you didn't have to doxx yourself magni

So why won't the anons here just date the femanons?

>>31424762
As a femanon I want other femanons to fuck off with their blogposting. Go make a discord and socialize if you want to do that shit.

>>31424820
they're tsundere please understand.

>>31424793
it was great, but is it possible for Cover to do another one? we would need to get a special occasion or something

someone kill me please

>>31424820
I have been saying. Someone needs to draw the incel-kun and fujo-chan casual sex

>>31424846
no