/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ピッパ抱きします!

Hala Madrid

Lia LOVE
Nasa LOVE
Iori LOVE
Michiru LOVE
Uruka LOVE
Tenma LOVE
Pippa
Yuri LOVE
LUMI
Remilia LOVE
Airi LOVE
Shiina LOVE
Rie LOVE
Erina LOVE
Panko LOVE

She will ALWAYS wear Pippants.
She will ALWAYS wear Pippanties

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Lumi truly is a wonderful vtuber and if she let me I'd put some babies in her to keep her gene pool alive for decades to come. She is too precious and must be protected.
Thank you Lumi for existing and making my life better. I will support you and simp for you for as long as I'm alive.

I want to fuck Erina

>>31350662
Looks like you're too slow this time.

>>31350838
(You) don’t show up for how many threads and have the nerve to call me slow? Lol, lmao even

She looks like she fucks human men.

>>31349068
I am not a tranny just an autist fucker

>>31350128
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/AbstruseEnchantingAnacondaPJSugar-Z3qnjqUm749oYGht?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
Michiru has a lot of good clips

I want to hug the Pippa.

Pippa's pippas

>>31351141
thank you

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

As read by Hime:
https://files.catbox.moe/sem9e3.mp3

>>31351035
No matter for how long we are gone, you can't deny that we already won. (You) saw the 3d model. Pippants. Are. Worn.

I have been happy every day since I met Shiina!

REMINDER

Fishman, accelerate the acquisition.
Or there will be consequences.

/pcg/ and /qa/ culture are the funniest things to come out of this site in years, and jannies actively seek to destroy both

>its strategy sunday
>i have to the first 2+ hours to sauna with my dad
he will never know what I sacrifice to hang out with him

>>31350659
>>31350662
lel I really wonder if Pippa ever regrets saying that. Nopan has become such an integral part of her character design/lore that even official media is full with it.

>>31350597
I never wantes to fuck Lumi but this image gives me an insatiable urge to mating press.

>>31351731
Your virginity?

>>31351843
the more good memes you have the easier it is to grow

Panko status: Back

>>31351843
i want to force pippa back into pippanties and have her screaming and kicking the entire time as if it's equivalent to raping her

>>31351903
Lost my virginity when you were probably still in diapers so no

>>31351913
You're supposed to wait for panko status guy to ask first.

>>31351970
I'm not waiting, its cause for celebration

PANKO MANKO

I like Lia! Only Lia!

I want Panko to get jealous when I watch other girls

>>31351090
Didn't she say she was a virgin? Why would she lie? Why should I believe you?

I want to feed lumi drugs and see what happens.

i recently watched the collab between pippa, lia and the cyberlive girls
they had such great chemistry!
I hope they can join phase connect someday

It's NTR Thursday. Do you:
>fuck Lumi while Yuri watches
>fuck Yuri while Lumi watches
>watch as Lumi and Yuri fuck each other
Choose one.

panko status?

>>31352312
cute
and back

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1561376994251661312
A pet, Pippa. A pet. A house eventually falls apart if you don't care for it but mmo progress dies over minute breaks.

>>31352354
good to hear
thank you anon!

>>31352286
fuck yuri of course
she needs the love and lumi would get a lot of pleasure from having to watch
yuri only deserves love and affection
i could never be with someone else
it just wouldn't feel right

>>31352286
I prefer Lumi, so I fuck Yuri.

>>31352286
Second one. Lumi would definitely help out despite hating it and snap lots of embarrassing pictures for personal analysis.

Yuri would just sulk-shlick.

PANKO IS BACK

>>31352468
>Yuri would just sulk-shlick.
That would be cute.

>>31352286
I think Yuri would climax harder watching
But that girl needs love, so I would give it to her

>>31352286
I fuck Remi as Yuri watches

>>31352496
i know right
i am so happy!
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1561377244089663488

Lia and Airi are going on a cheese eating date today

>>31352286
>watch as Lumi and Yuri fuck each other
I don't really want to insert myself. It'd just ruin the experience for me.

PANKO MANKO

>>31351141
post more

UH, CRYPTO BROS?! SHOULD I BUY IN?!
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1561365796605284352

>>31351234
>>>/lgbt/

>>31352363
>mmo tweet
>silly memes
>warning about the dangers of total government control over every facet of our lives and the slow normalization of it
>vtuber stuff
>more silly memes
I love Pippa so goddamn much

>>31353071
She's just like me frfr.

>>31352286
The NTR Thursday lore is that you're the one who is getting NTR'd.

I hope Lia doesn't get harassed in public while she is full of cheese.

All Iori's art is super high quality

>all these Yuri replies
Is the cat pussy really that strong?

watch the cute deer's subathon birthday celebration
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>31353595
yuri makes up 51% of all /pcg/ posts

come get free gift subs in iori's stream
someone just dropped a hundo and theres like 123 viewers

>>31353595
you tell me!

>>31353617
I'll drop by after Michiru is done.

>>31353595
shes single and very horny

>rie is begging for giftsubs in ioris chat
just buy the membership retard

>>31353595
Let me break it down for you:
A Yuri enjoyer fucks Yuri because they love Yuri.
A Lumi enjoyer fucks Yuri because they hate Lumi.

>another 100 gift subs
get in here niggers

>>31353731
>and very horny
She's actually the opposite of horny if you ask her. She just wants to be cuddled.

nerd herd are too powerful

iori has one of the weirdest voices i have ever heard

>>31353858
you should hear the larry voice it sounds just like Uruka imo

>>31352970
I like these three
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/TacitEsteemedPlumEagleEye--MA7vfjEhPOXHFWo
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/SavageGiantLocustMingLee-wVqV-1pF_oVdJo7J
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/FlaccidFlirtyPartridgeDoggo-xyMgBZPcGJfkcG6x

>>31353805
She's just like me fr

>>31353785
why would i want a free sub for a boring streamer I will never watch again?

someone ping me when the Looms starts

>>31352363
WOW SHE IS JUST LIKE ME ONLY FEMALE I WISH WE SHITTED TOGETHER IN A TUB

Iori is very happy and that makes me happy

>>31353805
it's just because the meds suppress her drive
if she stops taking them she will go back to wanting to fuck

>>31353990
To expand your wiggly collection.

鹿のまんこに溺れたい

>>31353990
kys

>>31352970
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/HonorablePerfectBillMoreCowbell-75IY6WsOH-aSPHwE
cunny daisuki ToT

>>31353990

please stop responding to the same troll who antis everyone in the entire company

>>31353990
>Lumi is in Iori's chat
checkmate virgin, go paint your minis

>Michi fighting Nameless King
its gonna be Isshin all over again

>>31354146
i love lumi!!

>only started watching now
>I've already been gifted a sub
I'll put this retarded wiggly to good use.

>open deer stream
>instantly erect
every time

>>31351959
How'd you know my ABDL fetish?

>>31354600
what will you do when she gets her NSFW skeb?

>>31354600
are her antlers sensitive?
first time watching deer

How does noone have a healthy stomach in PC

Hora de Lumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>31354850
they need to drink more kefir

>>31354737
She's mentioned her little tail tuft being sensitive before

>>31354850
Stomach issues are incredibly common with autism and other mental issues

>>31354883
Sunday....

>Lumi streaming during Iori's birthday stream
Any antis?

>enter Iori's stream
>don't create account to scam a sub because I enjoy watching her without the need of an icon next to mine
>leave

Overlap Connect!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi streaming WH3

>>31354649
I will become sex itself

>>31355000
She already showed up in Iori's chat, set her stream 30 mins later and quote me on this she will raid Iori and give our deerotic her highest ccv on twitch since Iori is streaming for a while

>>31355195
If you are to become an entity that represents sex, you would be present in all acts involving intercourse, gay ones too. You'll be a fag.

>>31355240
why are you such a numbernigger. honest inquiry?

>>31355240
Isn't this another endurance stream? Or will Lumi end earlier for the raid?

Poopy diaper stream when?

>>31355319
Why don't these newfags know what a toxic /#/fag is? Being happy for your oshi is different from saying another one is worse because of their numbers.

>>31355240
>ccv on twitch
well duh where else would she have a high ccv? iori does like 50 viewers on YT.
shit, the other night michiru was on yt and was at 60 for most of it

>>31355319
because i want all of phase to incline and if Iori gets a huge bump from Lumi's raid, more people will see her since she'll show up in peoples recommended
>>31355387
dunno probably just her standard 5-6 hour sunday stream? made no mention of endurance this time

>>31355240
>heh Lumi's gift to Iori will be a raid that will give her her biggest CCV!
>now people are talking about numbers
loath lumifags. in 1 month they have become the worst fanbase on pcg.

i just realized that PCs catchphrase is
>Widening the VTuber Rabbit Hole
top fucking kirk
poor pippa...

>>31355277
Gay sex isn't sex.
Sex involves procreation.
Being single is the same thing as being gay.

>>31355277
does lesbian sex cancel out the gay sex?

Lumi admits her breath stinks of onions.

>>31355562
kys anti nigger, your divisive tactics wont work here as a unitychad i want all numbers up so all girls get the viewership they deserve so fuck you

>>31355562
It really is too easy to bait people like you

>>31355608
>Gay sex isn't sex.
Let me repeat, you just said "Gay sex". you're a fag, don't deny it bussy-boy

Lumi's onion flavored saliva

>>31355605
i wanna widen this vtuber's rabbit hole

>>31355668
>calls others antis
>proudly is a numbernigger
i hope your mother dies of cancer.

>>31355630
fun fact:
if you kiss a guy you're kissing every girl he's ever made out with which is totally not gay

but if you kiss a girl you're kissing every guy she's ever made out with and that's very gay

Is Lumi's stream so boring that they have to shit up the thread?

>>31355685
fool's gold =/= gold
gay sex =/= sex

>>31355721
really makes me think

>>31355718
>still doesn't get what a /#/fag is
>still uses shitty low effort bait to numb the pain of having nothing else to do in his life

>>31355685
>round square isn't square
oh shit reality is unraveling around me HELP

>>31355655
that's so hot

>>31355134
I want Shogun 2...

>>31355240
>twitch baby stuff
meanwhile, over at the adult table

Iori's bgm is turning me insane

>>31355718
>wanting company wide success =/= numbers bad
youre so blatantly disingenuous that you can't even recognise people wanting the girls to be happy. genuinely kys already

>>31355851
>adult table
You're on a board dedicated to virtual women doing cute things. There ain't nothing adult about that.

she was definitely watching damichi on her phone while peeing, keeping tabs so she knows what to expect when playing DS

>Iori's brithday
>thread has turned into number shit
sad.

>greentext
*insult + your wrong*

>>31355928
Coincidentally started happening when Lumi started.

>>31355928
we should make a new thread
/pcg/ just for gen 1 minus iori
/pcg+/ for invaders + iori + gen 2

>we

>>31356003
Can't I just get a /pcjpg/ for myself?

>Called Pelosi a bitch
LUMI NOOOOOO SHUT UP THAT'S A YAB TOO MUCH
FISHMAN DO SOMETHING

>>31356075
at this point i feel like every member should just get their own thread

>>31355685
It's not sex in any meaningful way.
Gayness is the same thing as being single.
A failure to pass on your genetics.

/pcg/ for Gen1
/pcg+/ for Gen2 + Invaders

simple

>>31356003
Hang yourself.

S/He woke up

>>31356151
Like anyone on here could ever get the chance to consensually pass on their genetics.

>>31355240
>Hey guys! It's little Iori's birthday! Come say hi!
>Luminigger brings up numbers out of nowhere
>now thread is about numbers
>now the thread splitters are out
You're the worst.

>>31356003
Rie has her own board /lgbt/>>>/lgbt/

>>31356324
all you

>>31356324
>>Luminigger
picrel

Can these people overusing this shitty greentext bullshit just be banned? You don't need to summarize the thread with every response. We're reading it too and know what we wrote a second ago on top of that.

a little over an hour in and she's already reached her 700 milestone I'm happy for the cute deer

>>31356160
how about
>/pcg/ for pippa and lia + lumi
>/pcg+/ for michiru + nasa + iori (who also can be mentioned in /pcg/ but only on thursdays and holidays)
>/pcg++/ for invaders minus lumi
>/pcglumi/ for yuri
>/pcg+++/ for gentoo minus rie
>/pcgrie/ for sakana and muumi and sometime rie
>/pcurten/ for tenma and uruka

>>31356456
the fuck she only had like 350 last i looked

>>31356419
I think i'm gonna puke

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/ioris-birthday-bundle
>deer daki
oh my jesus christ yes

>>31356456
i never understood chat front loading it. now the rest of the day is kinda like meh

>>31356463
You forgot /ppg/ for Pippa.

>>31356536
Now if only it would ship

>>31356419
kek

>>31356536
nice

>>31356536
>that daki
MY DICK
barely even watch deer

MICHIRU DID IT

>>31356541
thankfully there's one more goal which is 1000 and its probably the best one on the list

>>31356536
pits, VERY erotic

>>31356238
Precisely.

>>31356541
piggies can't control themselves

I love Michi, even after dying so many times she still smiles and laughs it off
that was probably the fastest I've seen someone beat nameless king on their first playthrough

>Iori birthday
>Michiru Nameless King fight
>Strategy Sunday
WHAT THE FUCK DO I WATCH

>>31356541
maybe she makes a new one for 10k

Lumi fucking killed us...

>>31356672
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>31356824
Blast all three streams on headphones and masturbate furiously

>>31356824
me

do you think fish would try to make 6-month birthdays a thing? these pay piggies are a goldmine and are probably paying for his second house.

>>31356900
someone go wake armpit anon he's going to want to see this

>>31356932
Fuck off Lumi now I will NOT watch you

>>31356954
He won't go any farther than the industry standard to play it safe. So as long as Holos don't do it, probably not.

>>31356824
Da Michi. Iori's steaming for like 12 hours so hopefully Michiru will raid into her when done

>>31357157
>tune in
>heishin owari
FUCK

Uooooh, fishman keychain.

>>31356003
>>31356160
i liked the idea of pcg being for girls who have broken 4view on youtube -or- are a cat.

pcg = pippa, tenma, lia, all of gen2, yuri

pcg+ = loomi, iori, michiru, nasa, uruka

Pippa has made 11 tweets in the last hour. We get it you want to have some viral pop off tweets to increase your follower account stop being a fucking attention whore.

>>31357411
Shut the FUCK up she is cuteposting

>>31357362
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps on u*

Lumi i love u

>>31357362
actual newfaggots coming out of the woodwork

>>31356536
It's a shame it will never ship because holy shit that is deerotic

>>31355605
holy shit you are right

What about a split by platform?
>/pcg/ - Girls who primarily use YouTube
>/pcg minor leagues/ - Girls who primarily use Twitch

What the fuck is with Lumi's music choices?

>>31357497
*inhales and cums the brap back out*

>poll shows no one wants to split
>schizos keep rambling about a split
every time

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

How about we split each Person at roughly hip height and each general shares a half, but one is for the footbros and the other is for the pitlovers?

>>31357698
>lumingger starts the number shit, which brings out the thread splitters
>REEEE MY POLL

>>31357890
all you

>>31357497
>I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese before stream...Yuri shouldn't notice if I just let out a silent one...

>>31357717
she requested for the stocking to be ripped

>>31357698
DID SOMEONE SAY POLL?

https://poal.me/tl9amf
https://poal.me/tl9amf
https://poal.me/tl9amf
https://poal.me/tl9amf

>>31357717
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEEROTIC ARMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Don't worry, I am too

iori practically admitted she's flat...

Loom confirmed the Fishheaded Chinaman is the proprietor of a coffee shop.

Oh no.

>>31358173
newfagchama

How cute will Panko be today? I'm eagerly awaiting

>another 100 gift bomb
deer herd truly are the most powerful in all of /pcg/

>>31358230
ok list all of the other relevant newfagchama content I need to be aware of

>>31358050
>no funny names allowed
kys

lia baby woke up for the stream

>>31358173
>This is his way to retain her because running a coffeehouse is a big dream of her

>>31358366
Split /pcg/ poll with funny names

https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjvEW81g6/results
https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjvEW81g6/results
https://strawpoll.com/polls/kogjvEW81g6/results

lia...
airi...
where is the twitter space

>gfe stream
wat

Is Iori shitposting or does she actually do GFE shit?

>>31358354
Start here.
>>5465637

[Lumi news]
Tree hitler has returned and is actively fucking her over in immortal empires

I always hear lispless Uruka whenever Iori does deep voice redeem.

Iori is Uruka

>>31358757
Heil Tree Hitler

Deep voice Iori is kissable. She sounds like every stoner girl.

>>31358757
Sieg Heil tree Hitler

deep voice sleepy dragon ToT

NASA APPEARENCE

>>31355718
There isn't a single actual numberfag post in this entire thread, you massive retard.

tired dragon voice...

>>31358757
Yes

RARE NASA SIGHTING ON IORI STREAM

>>31357960
Yuri gets it straight from the source

cat sex

>>31357411
Those were all great tweets and the world is a better place for them. Praise Pippa.

cat braps

Get on Iori stream. She has Nasa as a guest and she (nasa) has difficulty keeping up her voice keyfabe. It's pretty enjoyable.

>>31359097
sex that cat!

[Nasa news by someone with garbage JP]
She got confused? by Iori's lore??? And called her 2022 years old

>>31359196
I don't understand all this ching chong speak

>>31358354
Uruka just confirmed that we're getting two former CL talents.

>>31356521
race mixing Lumi is canon

>>31357411
You're just angry she didn't like any of your replies, aren't you?

>>31359229
Nasa...deer is only 2 years old...

>>31359394
Damn, this really is the pedophile general, huh?

>>31353941
The Sekiro date was a really funny bit.

>>31359438
she's a deer so its bestiality not pedophilia

>>31359375
It's more scary when they do. I forget they are still small sometimes and they interact with fans. Almost shit myself when Tenma replied to me in the discord.

>>31358612
I assume it's kinda how Bae did a (really high effort for a live performance) solidly in-character gfe stream or how Mio has done around 5 since debut.
So like.
Entirely unironic but explicitly marketed as a rare thing and RP.
Not the weird full time larp Rushia engaged in.

>>31359072
not even a brapfag but i love this one

>>31359519
It's a deer person, so it's both. I recommend a split into a pedophile and a pedophile + occasional bestiality general.

>>31359721
you recommend splits but you never actually make them

>>31359811
I'm just not all that flexible :(

>>31359914
man I've seen some low effort trolls but this is just sad

>trust Lumi
>give her a fuckton of games for free
>she goes on stream
>WOW THIS GAME IS TOO EXPENSIVE
>HEY DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN 3D PRINT MINIATURES?
That's what you get for trusting her Games Workshop...

>>31354119
She was talking about crabs though.
>>31356821
I beat it on my 4th attempt the first time and it's pretty certain many people managed it on their first try.

>>31360111
Based. Trust levels rising.

>>31360111
lel did she read the post?

>>31360111
Sounds really based to me.
GW's business model is designed around whales, they don't have the moral high ground there.

>>31360111
Based fuck games workshop

>>31360111
Based as fuck. GW can go fuck themselves.

>>31360111
an unpainted model is worth more than it's weight in gold, fuck gw

MY VIEWS
MY GIFTED SUBS
LORD SAKANA

>>31360111
>Lumi won't lie and be a corporate shill
maximum trust

>>31360111
>That's what you get for trusting her Games Workshop...
>Games Workshop

Deserved.

>Lumi listens to The Hu
I have watched time live 2 times, based taste, there was A LOT of mongol qtpies on the first small concert

>>31360111
>Lumi didn't sell out
Anons I'm... I'm... I'M GONNA TROOOOOSSSTTTT

HU HU HU HU HU

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>31360111
let's not forget what GM is
10% miniature makers
90% ip jew lawyers
takeing other peoples shit slightly changing the name and aggressively ip jewing anyone who dares to use their "oc"

https://stormbringer.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos

>>31360111
Based GW are fucking jews with their DLC

>hates carthage
TRUST INCREASING

>>31360024
:D

>>31361984
:D

>>31361945
Fuck you roman shitter.

>>31362280
Let's fuck :P

>>31361945
That's extremely old lore.

>>31362504
No! :DDDDD

>>31362334
Roma Invicta,

>>31362838
I'm going to pluck out your teeth one by one and then re-attach them to your asshole in rows ;)

>>31362334
Carthago delenda est

Iori's chat is as gay as Lia's. What's up with viewers lusting over each other?

>>31361262
>tfw no qt steppe waifu

https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1561425719242027008

Airi & Lia off collab delayed

>>31363807
When was it supposed to be?

>>31363807
aw man I was really looking forward to this

>>31363807
>no Lia cheese farts
why live

>>31363807

>lumi is a pirate stacy

>>31363807
car owner sabotaged our braps

I wuv Wemi!

Panko... where are you... I dont see the yt waiting room...

>>31363807
>no Lia today

>>31363807
someone pay for an uber!

>>31363996
Always has been.
Exposing women to OG Teamspeak really does wonders for making them less cringe.

>>31363807
Oh so it *was* an off-collab.

>>31363807
GODDAMIT

>>31363996
which makes her smarter than the vast majority of zoomers who are too scared/lazy to even attempt torrenting

Lumi hates the industrial revolution she is Ted pilled like me fr fr

Lia and Airi are cute together.
My day has been ruined.

>>31363807
god damn it

Panko in an hour... not gonna make it.....

>>31364061
Here it is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_aqV3g-8c

lumi being very based right now

>>31364395
Thank you... I will try to make it that long...

Pippa status?
Lumi trust status?
Muumi status?
Anti status?

>Lia x Airi postponed
>Panko delayed a bit
dark timeline

>>31364395
will she show her manko

lumis dad sounds like a bitter /pol/ chud incel

>>31364569
Only to me

>>31364562
Lia's throwing something family related supposedly happening after her big move.

>>31364083
m...maybe Lia will do a guerilla stream or something?

>>31364395
It blew me away that she can actually draw too

>>31364395
I missed her so much, bros.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1561429290821881856
LIA YOU STUPID FUCKING ZOOMER, GET A CAR.

>>31364631
Literally me

>>31364631
He's married to a woman who literally doesn't have the ability to understand humor.

>>31364778
lumi must be daddy's little princess

>>31364395
She won't speak italian right. She'll try to throw us off with some bullshit second language, right?
I kinda want her to speak italian.

>>31364756
i think the issue is Airi now has to spend today getting her car battery replaced.
Otherwise Lia or Airi could just uber.

>>31364395
I missed Panko!
>my native language?
Is this the stream she confirms she's Italian?

>>31364868
spainko is dead....

>>31364833
Well he rescued her from being recycled at the lab so he definitely saw something in her.

>>31364868
you mean syrian?

>>31364631
>Lumi has said shes a lot like her mom
>Her dad is doomer and says not get married
take notes anons, being married to Lumi wouldn't be all its chalked up to be

>>31364833
we have to take what we can get, Lumi is one of the 5% of modern women who seems to have a (relatively) healthy relationship with her father

>>31364395
I want to bury my head in her laundry and memorize her scent. Not even a smellfag.

>>31364682
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1561430592402513920

>>31354888
Kefir cured IBS for me.

>>31364972
LIA LOVE

>>31364919
Marriage is for procreation only

>>31364972
love this brapsis like you wouldnt believe

>>31364985
Which kind? I've never had any luck with it.

>>31354943
Which as an aside is increasingly looking to be a cause rather than a result.
Gut flora transplantation lowers symptoms of social anxiety in autism by about a third or more.
That can easily be the difference between "extremely introverted" and "literally cannot hold a job" in some cases.

>>31364919
she would nag you to death about everything and never let you have the last word on anything. and on top of that she would always be working or making herself busy so she can't pay attention to you. high spec women are like that

>>31364562
Lumi did not spend the intel to uncover that dark event.

>>31364930
>Lumi likes her dad
>Pippa likes her dad
>Tenma likes her dad
They are?

>>31365236
mommy issues instead of daddy issues

>>31365272
the secret sauce to PC's top chubbas

>>31365236
Abnormal by modern standards

>>31365176
I want to be a man so busy she's the one feeling abandoned!!

>>31365236
incestuous

>>31365176
You don't seem to understand what a brat is.

>>31365236
Add Lia. She is close with her her dad (and mom)

>>31365236
>>31365272
>>31365300
Nononononono, you might actually be onto something here actually.
Shit.

>>31365363
I know exactly what it is, and you're the guy that thinks he will control it with muh dick and just ends up defeated like Lumi's dad lmao

>>31365320
Rather than abandoned, just keep them reminded they have competition. Makes them actually work for your attention and appreciate it when they get it. Women increasingly confuse stable relationship dynamics for "boredom".

Is yuri the only one who has parent issues in phase?

>>31365114
This is the only stuff I've been able to find on shelves locally, but I'm thinking about starting to make my own.
Kefir is good for all anons.

>>31365424
>flirting with the maid in front of Lumi to make her seethe and compete

>>31365444
I don't remember Yuri ever hinting at having any kind of parent issues. If anything her family sounds too perfect.

>>31365476
Yeah, ive had a ton of that brand. Made all kinds of yogurts and kefirs from scratch. Been about a decade at this point of trying random shit.

If nothing else I can recommend making your own to keep costs down if nothing else.

>>31365545
She had in the past.

>>31365444
Remi was outright abandoned by hers

>>31365476
I made some but I think I might have just made spoiled milk by mistake

>>31365545
You must not watch a lot of Yuri.
She has big issues. She has forgiven them for abuse, but dyrbi

>>31365618
>You must not watch a lot of Yuri.
I don't, but I am slowly fixing that problem.

>>31365602
Her father was physically abusive and would lock her in the basement, unironically.

>>31365236
Lia and Iori also close with theirs dads.
IDK about gentoo girls

>>31365272
Tbf Lia's and Pippa's mom are insane

>>31365680
Also stuff her with alcohol to shut her up. Which explains a lot.

>>31365680
spanking isn't abuse and timeout is necessary for reflection, unironically

>>31365679
Good. Watch the cat. Love the cat.

Lumi wants to be corrupted and serve her master
AAAAAH IM SO HARD RN

>>31365414
Sounds like Lumi's dad at least got a solid son out of the deal.

>>31365679
her daddy/mommy issues are from her being forced to ride horses comeptivly as a child + they also raised horses. she would get close to the horses and treat them like pets and then they would get sold and break her heart. prob why she is so clingy

>>31364756
Anon, the cheapest car right now is like 15k
>buy used hurr durr
She is a 20-something zoomer. If something on a used car breaks she will NOT know how to fix it.

>>31365846
>shes a horse girl
Well, now I know why she wont do GFE.

TIL most of phase connect are daddy's girls. it's probably why they all flock to muumi and look for her motherly ways

>>31365828
he has a good family but it cost him his soul, Lumi's mom sucked it straight out of him

>>31365857
>know how
As if that's enough these days with how computerized cars have been for a while now. Need to order some spyware-tainted tools from China that will have you accelerate into a brick wall if you talk too much shit about the CCP.

>>31365846
>her daddy/mommy issues are from her being forced to ride horses comeptivly as a child + they also raised horses
lmao I forgot about that because of the jokes in the thread constantly downplaying it.

So in men daddy issues=gay and mommy issues=violent extremist.
What's the equivalent for women.

PANKO SOON

>>31365809
hmmm we need corruption art of lumi, maybe a chaos version of her like red gura, except probably a slaneesh cultist

>>31365846
her riding the horses at her such small frame at such a young age caused physical issues that she still suffers from to this day.

>>31366031
I've been waiting for her since I woke up

>>31365896
Shitty raising is always been the source of functional weirdos

>>31366014
daddy issues = gay (or whore) for women as well. Not sure about mommy issues

>>31366014
exactly the same

>>31365857
How in the fuck does she not have a car. At 16 I had a 89 Honda Civic. Sure it had no AC, looked like shit, but it ran. Lia Likers are not going to like this but Lia is spoiled.

>>31365809
I want art of Lumi as a booba Tzeentch lord

wait, i thought pippa disliked both her parents?

>>31366185
If you take Pippa as an example of mommy issues daddy issues start to look a bit better.

>>31366014
>mommy issues=violent extremist
Check out. I thought I was an extremist because I understood the world but that puts things into a new perspective.
Or maybe having mommy issues (aka being subject to women's shit-tests since birth) just opens your eyes.

>>31366297
Pippa is probably one of those girls that are disappointed their dads never tried to molest them.

>>31366254
Obama destroyed all of those cheap old cars. This isn't a meme, that's what Cash for Clunkers was. The used car market still hasn't recovered.

>>31366297
Nope.

>>31366297
depends on what day or what narrative she tells

>>31366297
She's never expressed particular dislike for either parent. She just recognizes their faults as humans.
>>31366470
Meds. Now.

As anyone upped the Remilia toilet review somewhere other than mega yet? I ain't paying to skip the cooldown.

>>31366423
Thanks Obama!

panko is back, get in here niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_aqV3g-8c

RETURN OF THE MANKO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_aqV3g-8c

>>31366386
>aka being subject to women's shit-tests since birth
now it all makes sense...

>>31364899
southern italians are honorary spaniards

>>31352312
Streaming!

Guys it's not even Monday yet, stop trying to make me want to kill myself.

>>31366837
okay pippa

>>31366837
ok lia

>>31366297
If that was the case, she would never agree to that planned Hunting trip with her Dad in Alaska

I MISSED THE MANKO WAAAAAAAAAAAA TOT

>>31366864
>>31366880

Dropping Iori to give manko a chance. That game is such a filter. Just how more boring can it get? She doesn't even zatsu over the grind, she's too into it.