/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do you guys watch every stream? If I missed one sometimes I'd go back to watch the archive but not always. I try not to be behind with tempus though.

I love my dorky husband that definitely doesn't visit 4chan!

I LOVE LEADER ALTARE!
I LOVE DEMON GOD-KING REGIS!

Welcome back to Holostar Wwwwacky Races!

Driving up front is Vesper and his Dragula Coffin Bike Spectacular!
>"it's not a coffin it just looks like one. It's a customized hybrid Harley Davidson Apex engine attached to a Caledonia One Zero Fi-"

And right behind him is the Magni Dezmond in his MAGtacular MAGster!
>"Buckle up, butter cupEEK!"

Aaand he's gonna need a pit crew. Up behind Magni is Aruran in his Pizza Pie Special!
>"私はどこにいるの?車で店に行ったの。これは何?"
>["Where am I? I was driving to the store. What is this?"]

I MISS MAGNI WHERE IS HE I MISS MY BRO

I WANT TO FUCK MAGNI'S MAGHOLES

>>31363238

>>31363422

axolotl karaage

>>31363787
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm just a small little axelotl
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't fry me in your frying pan i will die in just one dip ooooooooooohh

I oNly havE 3 hit points pleas e sir i am a little axelotl i will not taste good at all nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uncle Nowa my beloved

anyone got the timestamp of Axel posting in that girl's gambling stream?

Requesting drawfags:
Anons beating Nowa with baseball bats and a mod doing a jojo pose while Mori watch waiting to reap his soul

>>31363833
*eats u*
yum

Welcome back to Holostar Wwwwacky Races!

Driving up front is Vesper and his Dragula Coffin Bike Spectacular!
>"it's not a coffin it just looks like one. It's a customized hybrid Harley Davidson Apex engine attached to a Caledonia One Zero Fi-"

And right behind him is the Magni Dezmond in his MAGtacular MAGster!
>"Buckle up, butter cupEEK!"

Aaand he's gonna need a pit crew. Up behind Magni is Aruran in his Pizza Pie Special!
>"私はどこにいるの?車で店に行ったの。これは何?"
>["Where am I? I was driving to the store. What is this?"]

AAAAAAAAAAA SEX WITH AXEL

But he's a fucking retard when it comes to SC, you don't have to read them twice, he just want to complicate things

>>31363952
stop posting this

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

i love the hero the most!

>>31364066
never

>>31364125
ok

>>31363952
Where's Axel?

>>31363939
nOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

your teeth are too sharp i am just a level one axelotl i donot know why i guard this guild house OOOOOOHHhh

Awaiting Altare's eventual menhera melt down on stream

Alright, brothers and sisters, I'm going to sleep, I wish you all a pleasant day.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31364281
goodnight, rat~

>>31364252
he kinda did though
kinda
if he didn't switch back to altare mode he would be slamming his desk and flung his keyboard across the room

>>31364189
美味しいそ!https://youtu.be/tdQu1Q2wkjQ

Do you agree?

Tempus should do like a boxing match thing and see which one of them is stronger IRL wouldn't that be kinda cool hmmmm

>>31363380
uppoooohhHH VESPAPA MOVE YOUR HEAD

>>31364389
didn't read
plus he's american

>>31364111
>not loving both aspects
if you can't accept demon god regis-sama then you don't deserve hero altare-kun

>>31364389
no fuck numberfags

>>31363227
ya, i try to. but i'll probably stop next week and just watch the content that i like. for example, nowa has like two 4 hour streams this week alone

>>31364486
but... but the hero is the demon lord, too... i love every bit of him...

I love Magni!!

>>31364388
What the fuck

>>31363227
I try to catch them all live, even for background noise. Nowa's zatsus are the only archive I'll go back to though

>>31364442
HE'S TRYING TO GET YOUR HEAD OFF OF UNSEISO THOUGHTS

WHERE'S THE FUCKING SCHEDULE

>>31364389
I don't think they should have stopped halfway through, but I do think they should avoid overlaps, and they do, and were even apologetic about it during the streams, and rushed to end as quickly as possible once the overlap started. Don't necessarily disagree with the comment, but don't see the point in making it if he actually watched the stream.

>>31364389
what a nigger. axel's fans will prioritize watching him and switch over

sex with fujo-chan

>>31364624
In your heart

>>31364649
off topic /soc/ shit
gtfo of here

>>31364252
He did already, probably won't be playing Apex on stream for a while

>>31364649
incel-kun...

>>31364252
Stream snipe him and pick shaco when he inevitably plays league

>>31364559
shoulda clarified...hero and demon lord love...

>>31364768
Kaela plays wild rift doesn't she?
are normal league perms available too?

>>31364752
>incel-kun x fujo-chan
fanfic doko...

>>31364787
im still so happy this drawanon took my idea. altare should play corpse party sometime.

>>31364768
SHACO FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS (tm)
https://files.catbox.moe/p22gma.mp3

yumesisters pls motivate me … i have two axelyume wips but whenever i‘m halfway through i get a new idea and don‘t wanna finish the previous one. help

>>31364861
imagine if he actually did though and just hides it
he gives off the vibes that he has played it or at least heard of it

>>31364836
even if they don't, it's not very hard to ask for perms from riot

>>31364967
oh he DEFINITELY has or knows about it. its up his alley, desu

>>31364922
sis...you can do it...don't you want to live the fictional high school shenanigans with axel? treating his wounds from all the fights he picked? helping him with his teacher's maternity gift? bonding over lunch time? cmon yumesis-chan i belieb in you...

>>31363980
h-h-hot

you know, yumesisters who want to experience axel's dumb highscool shenanigans but don't know how to write i suggest trying out tokimeki girl's side 3, fujiyama arashi is a dumbass like axel but kind just use your iMAGination and pretend it's axel

>>31365181
i wish my fics had such innocent premises … i‘m filthy so one of them is the accursed non-con urethral insertion fic, and the other is axel breeding a monstergirl axelotl during mating season

you can take the voice of any tempus member and give it to any other
would you change anything?

>>31365460
urethral insertion

>>31365546
Axel and Magni

>>31365546
Don't mess with perfection

>No commandments
Heathens.

>>31363080

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8.You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I WANNA MATING PRESSED BY AXEL

>>31365630
i was thinking that too but im getting so used to mag i dont even think he looks goofy anymore

>>31365587
yes … someone /here/ wanted ALL of his holes stuffed so i‘m just delivering

>>31365460
a-ah, you're that yumesis...for all the magbreed and leader/mag ryona i drool about i'm more of a soft/happy prompter regarding writing lol...i will be honest though your projects are kinda difficult to work around so i don't blame you for moving to other works maybe just take it slow and work on whatever's more easier to write?

I really want to give Axel a shot but what the fuck is this schedule? Also Magni wants to start padding his schedule with zatsu... I wonder if they're running out of stream ideas, which is disheartening to see. I'm thinking Axel wants to play JRPGs but HoloEN can't secure Squeenix NA permissions for some reason.

Membership when

>>31365692
Shut up Bae

>>31365752
I’m hoping the group collab is Phasmophobia since Axel mentioned doing that soon as a group in his SC stream

>>31365546
i...no. i think they're better as is
i tried imagining it and i can't...the voices fits their models.

>>31364549
Even just Nowa has been heavy. It's getting a little difficult.

>>31364590
BG noise may be the move. All active watching takes like a day and a half now but I hate missing these guys.

>>31365722
This design is so much better than the fried axolotl

>>31365722
that‘s some solid advice! i think my problem is that i get too ambitious and then end up losing direction midway, which makes for a pile of unfinished projects … doesn‘t help that they‘re all horny, and i‘m not always in the mood to write about seggs, orz.

>>31365752
The only interesting ones are the zatsudan, but I don't understand why he would do both of them on the same day

>>31365752
the double zatsu on friday is the only questionable thing on this one. did he drop xenoblade 3? since the limiters are off, he and altare should honestly just grind to a high rank in apex and flex their fps skills

>>31365752
I've cared less and less what these guys play cause they're so charming at what they do I end up not caring if it's another APEX

>>31364389
Nope, he's wrong and Axel might be my broshi btw
You can't expect tempus to be like this forever, they have to flow free and they can't try to share the exact same fanbase, all 4 need their own people and they don't care about numbers so why should care about subs

>>31365752
do your reps anon, the boys just want to do what's fun for them and magni wants to improve his zatsu skills because of nowa

>>31365953
yeah it does exhaust you if you take on other projects and it'll pile up, why not just write the prompts you want to try for later? you don't have to write a huge paragraph right away, just to keep in mind and maybe after finishing a piece you want to try the prompts you wrote down and improve the setting or premise when you're less overwhelmed! you can do it! i believe in you! also listening to music help? i suck at writing despite my literature degree (also esl debuff) kek i'll just draw for the anons here to avoid that

>>31365933
the holo-fin is cute definitely but fried axelotls kinda fit the tempus-tempura fanbase vibe so it's not really bad either

>Everybody dies

Do we have zoomers /here/
Do you guys understand Altare's humor more than I (millennial) do?

>>31366428
NOT SO FAST!

>>31366001
it's probably one JP and one EN

Uncle Nowa cute

I want Axel and Nowa to do a zatsu together desu

>>31366555
Needs a fifth member

>>31365752
It's a bit on the safe side, sure, but this is basically a continuation of all of his best streams so far, I don't see the big issue. All of the previous ones of each of these were a lot of fun, especially zatsu and superchat.

>>31366589
SON AND POPS ZATSU that sounds great desu

>>31366232
i should really do that … i‘m so impulsive, when i get an idea i want to write it immediately in that moment or else i‘ll combust. i‘ll try to tackle these one after another so i don‘t burn myself out by trying to do too much at once, thank you for the encouragement! and aw, i‘m sure your writing is great! i‘m also esl (technically etl?) but that won‘t hold me back from writing about the sexdog …! so if you want to write, just do it!

>>31365752
>/#/ having a meltdown because they're not spamming Minecraft, Fall Guys, Rust, and collabs with the girls
Go back

>>31366001
Probably, Friday 2 zatsu will be streamed one in English one in Japanese.
He mentioned it in the SC reading.

Axel should play blacksouls

>>31365752
I enjoy the zatsus more because I can play in the background without getting confused by what's going on in the game (I'm already behind on vods). Besides, the guild is still new and it's a nice way to learn about them more, I don't see the problem here.

I WANT TO PEG MAGNI TOT

>>31366428
this makes me so fucking aroused

Fujo-chan and incel-kun

I love our hag wife (male)!

any murabitos awake rn? i wanted to hand over a finished sketch to C

>>31364389

>>31367030
cute...

leader's aftermath after his mask broke

>>31367030
almost made think of sayonara zetsubou sensei

I admire Axel so fucking much
He's too honest; He knew the first week that he wasn't a good streamer (compared to the others anyway) he addressed the issue n his firt zatsu, and now just talking is one of his strong points
And he has improved a lot, he wasn't good at chat interaction and now he reads chat even more than the other guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3daDU9ybyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3daDU9ybyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3daDU9ybyg

Look at this faggot's comment...

>>31367358
i dont care about youtube comments

>>31366515
ARRRGHH MY HEART

>>31367312
he reads them that he encourages people to write spachas...crossing my fingers axel and leader do a zatsu/sc reading on my birthday so i can throw all my monies

>>31367358
why should we care about a burner account's opinion tho?

>>31367358
>fuck you you
why are americans like this?

>>31367417
Yeah, that’s on the same tier as posting literal who tweets

they are /here/ anyway, they know what they are doing to keep appearances

If I were a vtuber and admitted I spent all my time on 4chan you'd all call me a tryhard faggot

>>31367312
There are also some language issues, he felt much more comfortable in his first JP zatsu, and you can see when he's talking in english that he often just doesn't even know how things are called in english. It's not the langauge itself that's the problem, he's basically native on both, but being someone who grew up playing call of cthulhu TTRPGs in japanese, watching the jp dub of harry potter and shit like that, almost all of the vtuber-adjacent things he's into he probably didn't discuss much in english at all.

Magni kun el sexo

>>31367637
would you be happier if we called you based?

i wonder if magni gets off to the porn and lewd fanfictions he's getting both twt and /here/ mmm...

WHY DOES ALTARE HAVE POKEMON CARDS WORTH 6-8 MONTHS OF MY YEARLY RENT

>>31367788
Because the leader is secretly rich anon.

>>31367637
Don't worry Leader, you're very based

>>31367637
absolutely this.
being a person with based tastes like me = good
being the ebin 4chinz man = bad

>>31367788
He got into it before the "market" went full beanie babies and had all his cards go like 10x in price

>>31367709
>long hair smug MAG
NI SEEEEEXXX SEX MOUTH SMUG SEX PRESS MAGNI SEX SMUG SEX

>>31367788
>He is not hoarding Hololive merch for the inevitable price up in 20 years
ngmi

https://streamable.com/kh29y1

Why doesn't Nowa want to do the QnA here? Does he hate (Us)?

>>31367709
>>31368028 (me)
Oh sorry to answer your question, that’s a very hot thought, imagine him scrolling through the images in bed grinding against his mattress
tot

>>31368117
Because you’d get questions like
SO UNWANNA FUCK A CHAN HEHE
and
WHO’S GONNA SAY NIGGER FIRST HEHE NIGGER CUNT NIGGER CUNT

>>31368117
If they get pulled aside for saying Gaslight, you're sure as fuck gonna get wrangled for doing a 4chan Q&A

>>31368117
He loves us, that's why he doesn't want to

>>31368117
he likely only browses 4chinz legitimate hobby boards like the offshoot /v/ boards like >>>/vr/ or >>>/tg/
he also spurs me as someone who used to check /a/ here and there

>>31368028
haha thinking about that silly anon-kun who wanted a long hair shibari imagine if it was magni being tied up instead with that long hair?

>>31368251
he likes 4chan OC and hates reddit, he wouldn't stand a minute on /vt/.

>>31368115
Okay... now bend over
https://streamable.com/ec42fq

>>31367709
i'm glad he's getting such faggoty art now. good for the dick

>>31368216
I mean, just look at this bait thread >>31361243 that's the kind of questions he'll get

>>31368117
He doesn't know that we love him

>>31368117
He hates (Us), as he should

>>31368421
he's always had that faggoty art since the erotic yabs he did from the beginning

>>31368117
He loves me and don't want (you) to get jealous

>>31368117
anon do you remember what THIS board was like just during Sana's recent graduation?
Half the board was just non-stop shitposting, and frankly just being assholes towards Sana, even in the sticky the mods/jannies had to non-stop delete posts and ban people.
If an actually hololive talent openly came here it would be like 100 times worse the amount of shitposting and general awfulness.
/MANS/ barely keeps the shitposting at bay and it would just become an awful cesspit if any of the boys came here openly.
You gotta remember for every 10 people who aren't shitting up the board at least 1 person is trying really hard to shit up the board for "the lulz".

im ngmi guys i'm gonna pass out
is axel's stream the only one coming up for today or

Time to sleep, good night /MANS/.
Hopefully I dream of leader-kun having violent sweaty sex with me and filling my insides with his cum again

>>31368725
Kek

>>31367788
He doesn't have an unsigned birthday pikachu like I do so I beat him there, also I have all the pokemon the first movie promo cards

>>31368725 (me)
>>31368739
we are....
also good night to you too sis i'll dream of leader with you

>>31368264
Tying op magni and edging him all night long uohhahh

>>31368739
Good luck?

>>31368117
if he did a qna on here, not even the yumes and fujos could keep /mans/ safe from being invaded

>>31368725
it's the only one, they've said they purposefully plan their streams around the girls times so right now it's just holoEN girls streams till Axels

Nowa name-drop 4chan?

>>31368739
>>31368725
These sluts are sleeping together!

>>31368914
a few times, yeah

>>31368916
>they've said they purposefully plan their streams around the girls times
That seriously can't be a thing

>Axel schedule
jesas...

is regis the one with the lowest self esteem?

>>31369079
It is

>>31367030
MANSister and MANScholar...

>>31368914
Yes, he said doesn't like you.
And I don't like you either.

>>31368326
Majin will only do what you want if you're having a bad day.
How bad is your day?

>>31368914
He said he wouldn't do a Q&A on 4chan since he'd get destroyed.
But his internet history indicates he's /here/

>>31369156
No me

>>31369445
Do you have the webm of majin riding you PoV

>>31368914
H-he said we would beat him to death... He hates us!!!

>>31369268
NOWA WOULDN'T SAY THAAAAT
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>31369515

>>31369079
vesper said it today during his zatsudan

>>31369555
Nowa and Fauna hates us.....

>>31369445
Every day is bad, and it's only going to get worse with each year.

>>31369449
he seems like a graduated /b/ poster

>>31368914
he hates us...

>>31369695
No one ever leaves, you know this

>>31369750
You can leave /b/. You just can't leave the website.

Looking for the Walkin Tempus webm

>>31369663
I missed today's zatsu, did he say why?

https://youtu.be/v3470JScHIc

>but then at the same time

>>31369663
That sounds hilarious because I don't think the girls even plan around themselves.

oops

>>31369572
The are other webms

>>31369663
pretty sure he said that He does that
not sure about the other guys

>>31369572
Life as an omaesan is so difficult. i try to escape this goddamned sex demon but he always finds me!!! leave me alone!!!

>>31370260
https://streamable.com/byfsn1

Miyabi Craft
https://youtu.be/ZrF8p7RFUfs

>>31370343
ogey

>>31370260
Are you really complaining about Majin searching you for sex?
You should be more grateful

>>31370319
Goddamn. Which Tempus most likely to do this?

>>31369921
?

>>31370660
Thanks

>>31370580
Magni and it's not even close

>>31370580
None.

I have a confession to make…

I unironically like seeing fanart of the boys fucking the girls, all except Fauna. I think it’s just cause Fauna is not usually a bitch.

>>31370735
Magni is seiso
>>31370796
What fanart? That RegAme one is just an edit.

>>31368117
>>31368216
>>31368432
Yeah and this post >>31370878 is me

>>31370884
Magni is about as seiso as the average poster here

>>31371046
so between pure guys and absolute whore females?

>>31369518
>>31369726
I hate us too

>>31371046
I don't know what you're talking about, Magni is extremely pure and wholesome

>>31371018
Do some of these tards actually think they're speaking to him directly or something? I've been seeing posts like this since /vt/ was made, no way all of them are trolls.

>>31370796
We have koikatsus oneeshota of the girls if you're interested
https://litter.catbox.moe/u2kpui.mp4
Koikatsuanon has planned to make next something with Anya, Reine and Magshota

>>31364389
I have no idea what you're talking about but, nice.

>>31366515
so tender ah ah...love this man

>>31371046
I'm only seiso when it comes to love. Lust is a different story.

Do you think the Tempus boys might be overthinking things like Memberships, what Games, SC reading streams.
Sometimes its as simple as just stream but they think too much about small details, it worries me

Being bad at games and altare screaming at you with his toxic gamer voice ToT

>>31370884
>Magni is seiso
Magni is a menhera coward.

>>31371826
That and they probably don't know what the hell to put behind memberwall. Imho movie watchalongs would be nice for example.

>>31371826
It's the bad influence of management

>>31371826
When you are a 2-3 view you have to do all this shit just to survive. I wonder how much of this is because they thought they would be 500 ccv streamers after a month. Vesper and Magni especially are far beyond that but I don’t Vesper in particular will ever forget his 2 view struggles. He was hype about growing his audience from 20 to 50 during an anniversary stream

>>31369685
"It's okay anon, come here~ I'll make you feel better~"

>>31371282
People throw around the mental illness in SEA a lot, but I actually do think a lot of those posters are naive dumbasses. Like that one retard that bought into the "Ame hates Kiara", posted it in her chat, got banned, and started having a meltdown when called out on it.

>>31372287

>>31372232
It looks like they are aiming for an organic growth rather than explosive by spamming buff content, but they need to make sure that they still remain the talk of the town and do not alienate viewers by taking a lot of time by engineering every single aspect
Looking at Axel's schedule, they still not decided on Memberships, that is concerning

Theres an axelot fortnite skin

I want to sleep but I also want to see the schedules in case they get posted...

Regis is into roguelites, right? I want him to play Spelunky and lose his shit over that game. That game is pure ass.

So do we know what the ''Group'' collab is? usually if they collab with eachother they just outright say it, will it be collab with the JP's or with Hologirls?

>>31372835
Magni just RTd something right after I hit the post button, hilarious and scary timing ngl.

>>31372941
There will be two, one is something cool (prolly MC) and one is Payday 2

>>31372714
Dios Mios! Los SCALIESOs

Have the rest of the boys posted their schedules yet? I don't use Twitter.

>>31373247
Only Axel

>>31373247
Get a Fritter, it's a foss app that has zero of twitter's bullshit. You can follow the boys without having an account there, and see everything they post, including replies.

/MANS/ give me a female name for a pokemon

The women in this thread are growing out of line.

>>31373508
Magni

>>31373508
Fujoshi

>>31369939
>>31370240
He said that all the holo production people have an overall set time for streaming they've noticed so they've tried to pick timeslots that are generally empty on the HoloEN side of things. It's why the each of the boys general streams in the same timeslot throughout the week you'll notice, Vesper usually always at 10AM PST, Regis at 7AM PST, Axel at 10PM PST and Magni at 8PM PST.

>>31373508
Onahole()

I can't believe Axel is the most competent Tempus member. Where are the schedules...

>>31372891

I miss Leader

>>31369695
Nowa probably hung out mostly on /v/

So I just saw the Altare gut fic... Are the Culatesisters alright? Is there any other fics I should know about?

So I just saw the Altare gut fic... Are the Cultaresisters alright? Is there any other fics I should know about?

>>31364858
I could have spent my time doing literally anything else.
"Incel-kun, Incel-kun." Fujoshi-chan yells down the hallway. "Uncle Nowa is on the telly, you wanted me to call you when he was streaming."
She waited a few seconds before hearing the telltale signs of Incel-kun's door opening, followed by his footsteps echoing up the hallway. "Why didn't you call me earlier, you useless whore." He stomped into the living room and plopped himself on the couch before looking at her expectedly. "Well, have you prepared the snacks?"
"You never asked for anything to be made, besides, you know I can't cook all that well, you handle all of the meals around here." She replied, tilting her head to one side. "Useless, absolutely useless, they were right, all you know is UberEats, charge your phone, writegayfics, post homosexually, eat deep-fried axolotl, and shitpost."
Fujoshi-chan looked like she wanted to argue back, opening her mouth a few times, before muttering "This is why you're not popular with women." to which Incel-kun asked, "You say something?"
"NOTHING.AT.ALL." She replied, turning back towards the TV, "look, he's on, I wonder how many times he'll praise leader today, they're so wonderful together, I could watch them forever." Incel-kun snorted, "That's disgusting, why can't you just let my bros be bros." Then, as if he remembered something he reached underneath the couch and fished out a half eaten bag of chips. "If you stop saying that gay shit, I'll share these with you, I had them here for cases such as this."
Then, apart from the sounds of the stream playing in front of them, and the occasional munching sound and laughter, all was silent, except for one last word.
"Thanks."

God I can't wait for Vesper to play this game
>Dwarf goes insane
>This is the combat log
What the fuck

Hoping we get a very cute plushie or dakimakura for his birthday goods

>>31367709
Absofuckinglutely

Magni is a lewd little femboy whore who gets off to being called a lewd little femboy whore, we're fulfilling all his fantasies

>>31374749

I want see Magni to do ASMR but not normal ASMR. I want to see him do crazy roleplay scenarios like Ephemeral Rift does. Or something hilarious like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcdYN6BSWsY

>>31374770
What a way to die, that Fishery dwarf was bitten and eaten alive as if attacked by a pack of zombies. But nah, it was his own fortmates

>>31374749
Kino

>>31374749
it's just how i imagined it

>>31375005
The cook is a main eventer too. I checked after this and for some reason my cook has the highest fighting skills out of everyone.

https://twitter.com/kanomwanie/status/1561344749868425216 cute...

>>31375154
Kek, probably from the many weird events happened in the bar area. Some of my dwarves would do dumb things and attack each other when drunk

>circlejerking thread personalities
Shiggy diggy doo

What advice would you give to Altare?

>>31375752
Harder

>>31375752
Be more genuine. The glimpses we've seen of his true self are much more interesting than his carefully made up persona.

>>31375752
Adquire GAP MOE status being Cracked at gaming with a soft voice
and less impersonations

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561476039661871106

>>31375752
Just bee yourself

>>31376070
oh shit, whippin out the wwe

Gonna maybe start watching Altare, what does he call his fans?

>>31376087

>>31376070
SHEESH this schedule is packed

>>31376184
i think it was altventurer? i haven't watched him

>>31376184
Niggers

>>31374749
Beautiful

>>31376070
> Portal 2 with Axel
Ah yes, dumb and dumber, that's gonna be a kino

>>31376070
I loved the Big Brain Academy arc in HoloEN, I'm glad Magni is playing it. It'll be fun.

AUGUST 22 HOW TEMPUS OVEREXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS AND HOW 4CHAN SAVED THEM

Please look forward to it. I worked really hard on it

>>31376488
Oh hey anon, you spammed this like, I think, two days ago. What gives? I also watched that video, pretty nice.

>>31376184
Healsluts

>>31376488
Already keking at intro, thanks anon

>>31376488
>Unironically advertising your YT channel
Holy fucking shit I hope you die

>>31376070
Just gonna leave this here and walk away
>>31366104

>>31376488
Fuck off
>>31376605
>>31376576
>Encouraging this shit
Off yourselves too

>>31376643
The faggots obviously samefagging, just report and ignore.

>>31376488
Subscribed

>>31376643
Oh no I do not care, I'd rather starve the spammers by saying a "okay bye" and then moving on. I appreciate /MANS/ a bit too much to do what most would do on /hlgg/

>>31376759
Fuck off nigger and learn English

>>31365752
>watching vtubers for the games
Forever the worst way to approach vtubers

>>31376070
>all those 12PM Zatsudans so Vesper can't stream more than 2 hours
Magni what the fuck retard, at least do 2PM PST.

>>31376832
>>watching vtubers for the games
This board has the biggest overlap with /v/ and /pol/ unfortunately

hours so dead that people are replying to bait … anyways, i miss axel

>>31375968
Meds.

>>31376488
Do your viewers know that your're saying "nigger" and "faggot "on 4chan?
Nice youtube career dumbass

>>31376070
kek, Altare really did accidentally read out what Magni had scheduled in advance

Since Okayu is currently playing path of radiance, what are the chances of boys playing a fire emblem game?

>>31377138
My viewers are mostly SEAniggers and 4channellers. I dont mind it nigger faggot

>>31376488
Anyone who replies after me is a bitch ass motherfucker!

>>31377208
You gotta remember JP has different permissions than EN. That being said, I know HoloEN has 3H permissions so it would be awesome to see Vesper play it.

Magni... stop talking to the Nijis...

Magnation we have a schedule. https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1561476039661871106

>>31377496
he did too many unityreps

I want Axel to sing fansa ah ah ah

>>31377503
>zatsudon
great week damn

>>31377503
>Wrestling
BASED

>>31377503
holy kino

>>31377556
Do you think he applied for Niji as well? He seems to know more about them than Hololive (not that I actually care).

>>31377503
HOLOSTARSZ??????

>>31377496
Eww gross it's not even Scarle

i really… miss leader…

>>31377503
Wow his schedule this week is packed as fuck. Nice.

>>31377228
Thank you for the nice screencap
Retard

>>31377654
Probably didn't get into Luxiem/Noctyx so he settled for StarsEN.

>>31377503
>WWE 2K22
Oh fuck yeah

>>31377503
So the big collab wasn't big as in huge, but big as in big brain. I see.

>>31377503
>2k22
GLORIOUS

>>31377503
>zatsudon
would Axel tell him?

>>31377922
he wrote it correctly on twitter, he's just being a cheeky cunt

>>31376070
>WWE
I fucking knew he would at some point. It's fucking perfect for him. If he can handle the chargen 'tism. I hope he understand how long it takes to make characters and either prep some or get ready for a long stream.

>>31374749
It shouldn't be this cute.
I won't be able to look at anon interactions the same

Who started “no shot”? Was it Axel too?

If only Magni can use the HFZ models...

>>31378264
hard to say since that's a pretty common phrase

>>31374749
God that's cute
I need a platonic fujoshi roommate

>>31378434
Is it actual common zoomer slang? Never heard of it before the Tempus boys.

>>31378434
Same >>31378580

>>31377503
>WWE
Miko and Gura are about to become jobbers

mindbreaking nowa oji by calling him a gilf and telling him how much i want to breed his old man bussy!!

>>31378737
Anons know that you cannot breed an anus...right?

what gonna happen with this place when 2nd gen EN stars debut? will it still be only Tempus or all en stars?

>>31378813
I just have to cum inside him everyday until he gets pregnant.

>>31378580
>>31378652
maybe it's just regional but it's common here in california

>>31378895
why don't you use your brain for 5 seconds anon?

>>31378813
not with that attitude

>>31378899
>>31378999
Only women can get pregnant in the ass, morons.

>>31378988
i dont think its as simple as you think it is. it's a fair question

>>31378988
>Thinking
Stop that!

>>31378813
IM GONNA FUCKNG BREED HIM UNTIL HE'S PREGNANT, ANON

>>31379147
hmmmmm, now that I really think about it, i

>>31378813
I'm gonna fill Vespers bussy with baby batter until he's completely mindbroken and you can't stop me

>>31379147

>>31374749
very tempted to get some incel-kun and fujo-chan lewd now

>>31379226
>>31379280
I'm starting....to think that women should have their rights taken away

>>31379170
>>31379274
You will literally never be men, anons

>>31379470
>starting to think

>>31377503
not a single remotely eu friendly stream
epic 4 the LULZ!!!!

>>31379470
That's a terrible thought! What made you even think that

>>31379529
a-at least let me imagine...

>>31379662
penisenvyanon....

>>31379650
It was revealed to me in a dream. Gilgamesh himself came down and told me "women bad".

>>31379529
NOWA OJI SAYS IM A GOOD BOY, HE SAYS IM VERY HANDSOME LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAA

>>31379470
i‘ll take your virginity first

>>31379720
Well I can't argue with a dream. Considering everything, Gilgamesh was a wise man, so he is probably right. Even if morally I can't agree with his sentiment, I will follow his words

>>31379622
There's 3 zatsudan on that schedule that are all 9pm CEST.

>>31379662
Hahahah look at this stupid motherfucker doesn't even have a penis can't even stop by the side of the road and take a leak whenever, this nigga bleeds from her crotch every month and gets overly emotional about bullshit

>>31379861
I'm not a virgin

>>31379886
didnt see those just looked at the times on the right

do women see Nowa like I see Mio? that's kind of wild to imagine

>>31379912
i'm in shark week right now..ouch that hurt me deep anon... ;___;;;;;

>>31380028
take care,fag

nowa oji love! brushing his hair and braiding it while sitting under a tree in a field of flowers! on a picnic date with nowa oji and we share tea from a thermos while eating tea cakes!

>>31364389
It doesn't matter if I agree, it's fucking rude to post it. It's not as though it was malicious, accidents happen, they were both certainly remorseful of it and did their best to not overlap as much as possible, but it can't be helped. Bitching is sad.

>>31380028
>shark week
Huh, that's a new one. Good luck on the menstruation, woman! Hopefully not the kind of ones whee you have to take pain killers or have anemia related fainting. Hah, women.

You think Magni has seen the 4chan wressling shit and will make endless dimes?

nowa oji hand holding before marriage! taking off nowa oji's gloves and kissing his knuckles as a show of my love for him! watching him blush and get flustered! kissing nowa oji on the lips!!!

>>31379529
>>31379912

>>31380489
Actually now that I think about it he has no doubt seen the jerma rumble so thats even better.

hugging nowa oji and being held in his arms! the snuggly arms of oyaji who smells like tea and old books!! hearing his heartbeat and hearing it beat faster when i point out how loud it is! i love nowa oyaji!!

>>31380647
Why do you want to be men, anyways?

So Nowa clearly isn't /here/, right? Given that he thinks we don't love him unconditionally.

I LOVE NOWA OJI!

>>31380776
>we
We don't represent /vt/, anon, we're (at best) the 5% of this board.

>>31380776
He has to respect the rules and pretend he doesn't know of this place. The average /vt/ poster probably doesn't love him anyways, I feel a lot of the people that come here to discuss him don't browse the board.

Why

>>31380734
getting unspeakable horrible things done to me because i was a woman is one of them. another is simply because i hate women and womanly figures.

>>31379720
I believe the triangular Italian's dream

>>31380924
11 horas de autismo

>>31380951
Are you the anon who was groomed by an older man?
I've found that women who hate other women aren't necessarily any easier to deal with. Like men who are self-hating feminists and shit.

>>31380924
Seis horas dos veces...

>>31380734
I want to creampie my oshi.

I know it's impossible, I know it will never happen, but one of the boys playing any Kingdom Hearts would be kino

>>31380951
There is a lot to unpack in this post.
you OK, anon?

i remembered that jerma is mag's oshi

>>31381148
Why not just get creampied by your oshi

>>31381142
>I've found that women who hate other women aren't necessarily any easier to deal with
People that hate their gender/race/whatever is intrinsic to them are always super obnoxious.

>>31381224
Ew anon that's gross

>>31381208
jerma is probably the most popular fleshy among vtubers

>>31380734
I was a tomboy as a kid, and I still can't connect to my femininity nor do I care to in my mid 20's. I respect other women, I just can't connect with them. And because i'm a woman, connecting with men always runs the issue of a one sided romance that happens where a friendship will die because of it.

I have schizoid pd so maybe that matters a bit.

I'm back from work and got food, can you fucks stop larping as women?

>>31381142
No, but that was only a smidgen of what I experienced. I think alot of Vesties here unironically have been groomed before in their lives or have had a highly inappropriate relationship with someone they shouldn't have had. There's a reason why many of femanons or young gayanons go for oyaji. He's that older figure we're used to, but he has a good heart and no ill intentions.
>>31381197
Yes, I'm doing better now. My pelvis is permanently fucked up but that's enough blogposting. Nowa-oji (and Arupapa) just brings a sense of safety.

>>31381208
Jerma is everyone's oshi.

>>31381234
Which of the boys is the biggest self-hating Asian?

>>31381422
True, Homostars is called like that for a reason (And not because they're men), we're all men in /MANS/

>>31381472
Maybe there is hope for zoomers

This is why straightposting is cringe, we should all go back to being gay.

>>31381559
altare

>>31381580
Considering the Tumblrishness that comes through in some of their art styles there's no way the fujos here are men

>>31381458
I was groomed by many older men growing up but thankfully never got to the point where I was molested. The more I think about it, you're probably right about that being a constant trait with vesties oof.. Nowa oji definitely hits the sweet spot of an older man that you can rely on without fear of him becoming creepy in return

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1561321742001655815

>Axel can read????

>>31381472
kino

anyone notice that leader's stutter seems to slip and come back? i think he's been pushing himself alot and probably getting tired... i worry for him since hes pretty tough on himself, after all, he refused to answer the question of what he believed were his good points.

>>31381642
Not only women uses that artstyle, anon

>>31381614
Fujo hands typed this post

>>31381327
>Gay sex is less gross than than beautiful baby making sex
???

I was lost in the forest, but the adventurer Regis Altare saved me! Now he’s taking me back to his secret basement for a snack, and he’s even nice enough to hold my hand so I can’t get lost again! I love the hero!

>>31381336
It's hard for men to develop a proper friendship with women, see the Apex Ollie collab. It always ends up weird.

>>31381812
Alright Abe, back to the afterlife.

>>31381614
This isn't /hlgg/ anon.
There aren't any Hoomans or Teamates here to hurt you