/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for Magni's prostate correction!

sketching some leader/magni for dead hours

>>31350442
>Vegemite again
Why is HoloEN trying to kill StarsJP....

>>31350744
Could you please bless us with just a crumb of Nowa-oji?

jwu qrd on the rrats yesterday?

>>31350744
Bless you! More of this please

>>31350744
THANK YOU ANON bless you...

>>31350823
Magni is pregnant with my child.

>gamma is slowly recovering from the coof
>axel, on the other hand, is actively trying to kill him with vegemite
This retarded dingo…

>>31350847
congratulations leader!

>>31350847
He doesn't even know what sex is

I miss my husband...

>>31350744
h-hot

>>31350957
Doesn't need to.

Aruran Papa Minecraft Zatsudan
https://youtu.be/sPHHbiYLmK8

Majin Zatsudan
https://youtu.be/bIDvra76kFg

>>31350994
SHUT THE FUCK UP

A little discord community for sisters who want to hang out with other like-minded degens to hang out with more than just vtubers!
https://discord.gg/PxqW6j2E

>>31350656
First for sloppy seconds!

Christ... amerimutts really outdid themselves this time

>>31351032
Why so aggressive, anon?

https://files.catbox.moe/p22gma.mp3
why cant regice use this voice all the time

I wanna animate the little magmites helping Magni in his laboratory, how do you think they'd assist him?

>>31351151
just ignore and move on, the incels aren't worth the effort

>>31351176
Carrying things and accidentally bonking themselves into furniture.

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAA

Prof. Magni Dezmond is a MAN. Dick, balls, and everything.

https://twitter.com/kinounozikan/status/1561250161766318081
>actual Nodoka doujin in the next comiket
AXEL DON'T LOOK
OL KEKS DON'T LOOK

>>31351151
Sage and move on

>>31350957
I’ll personally teach him with one-on-one lessons

>>31351176
magni can't fucking measure ingredients nor remember labels so we'd help him give correct ingredients and exact measurements when it comes to potion-making. also we cook fellow magmites to offer him sustenance too.

>>31351176
They transport items on their backs across the laboratory
Some of them accidentally fall off tables or shelves and get squashed by the items they’re carrying

I miss aniki...
https://streamable.com/2swkoq

>>31351293
SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>31351279
He better fucking be

>>31351176
We're his extra braincells. His max INT is only unlocked when several of us are gathered and/or consumed and meld into a single magmind.

WHERE IS THE LEWDS

>>31351293
Why not?

>>31350802
Here you go! I'm not in the best state rn so it just a quick sketch, hope it helps!

>>31351176
They'd probably carry stuff with their inner 4 legs while moving with the outer legs.

>>31351483
UNCLE NOWA WITH A PONYTAIL SO CUTE UUU

>>31351483
I love it, thank you kindly.

>>31351429
Open wide
https://exhentai.org/g/2302529/ebd0091a07/

>>31351545
If it’s not homo I don’t want it

Does anybody here know where I could some HoloTempus lewds?

>>31351545
Nodoka only watches? Lame

>>31351483
thank you for the crumbs, anon!

>>31351607
anon-kun do you like ryona?
https://nhentai.net/g/412376/

>>31351293
There's already one, though. https://exhentai.org/g/2302529/ebd0091a07/

>>31351732
Hmm not really, also not big on shota

>>31351293
if she's not fucked by axel i don't want it

>>31351715
She's saving herself for Axel :^)

>>31351834
i just stare at the ojisans in doujins and stuff do you like bara or
you a vanillafag?

>>31351064
do you rate cocks?

The absolute state of this american infested thread

After watching the Aster/Ren fujobait I've come to a retarded conclusion. NijiEN fujos watch actual yaoi and really love their tropes, Tempus fujos are the kind that ship characters in shonen manga because think shipping bros being retarded is hotter.

im going to take a nap til uncle nowa's zatsu so i cant hornypost for a while fujosisters hang in there...post leader pics while i'm gone...

>>31351607
>>31351715
>>31351812
>>31351855
Aight you fuckers, I was gonna let Wataamage surprise you with his tweet but you asked for it. Maybe he wasn't even planning to upload this particular pose idk
https://files.catbox.moe/v0a9ip.png

>>31350971
It's ok anon, he'll be back in a little over an hour!

>>31351923
Not full on bara but thicc is nice, cute tummies chests and thighs are the best

>>31350618
The TRUE 5th member of Tempus

Schedule Doko..

>>31351907
>>31352255
Thanks Koikatsuanon!!!!

>>31351483
AAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ANON!!!

when will we get UNO kino from the boys? Roboco's midnight uno is returning tomorrow.

>>31352258
Fuck.. Maybe the mindbreak is real... I'm starting to get dependant on Nowa Oji's content

>>31351637
https://twitter.com/HoloFanForever
https://twitter.com/goblin_useless

there are probably more but these are the ones I know

>>31352718
i'm becoming dependent as well.. uooooo Nowa slowly mindbreaking me until he's the only thing I think about throughout the day.... my mind and body slowly being owned by this ojisan..

>>31352255
hot and cute

>>31352445
Please delete this pic of my character. I haven't even debuted yet.

>>31352670
Can the uno servers even handle having players from different timezones in one lobby without shitting its servers? Also, has anybody actually suggested uno as a collab game to any tempus members?

>>31352881
Yes and no. Yes in that it's possible, I've seen cross branch UNO before, no in that it shits itself even in one time zone, but it won't be any worse than it usually is, which is not very good.
Don't think anyone suggested, I won't do it myself, I'm just a little guy, I can only hope my desire reaches their hearts.

>>31352833
Vesisters... was this his plan all along??

>>31352833
Every time I see this thumbnail I think it's a pic from minesweeper.

He liked another one of her posts…I feel like a creep

I MISS LEADER

>>31352966
He's so strategic with every little thing, and seems to know how much Vesties cling to him... I wouldn't be surprised.. sasuga Uncle Nowa

Not gonna lie, Magni's recent behavior is turning me off from him.

>Tempus OC
>staff porn
I am forgotten...

>>31353066
Who?

>>31353065
what recent behavior? He seems to be the same as always.

Where's the schedules boys.

>>31353065
he isn't any different from usual though?

>>31353065
オーゲー

>>31352255

>before debut: magni memes multiply
>after debut: altare memes multiply
this is not what anyone expected

>>31353249
Axel needs a booba edit

>>31353045
>Nowa Oji being strategic with slowly mindbreaking you
Think of the fanfic ideas, Nowa Oji.....

>>31353252
No one expected Blue man to become a living meme with the amount of weird layers to his dark past, insecurity over being the leader and his surprising amount of talent.

>>31353252
nah it's more like
>before debut: magni memes multiply
>after debut: all the boys memes multiply
yeah, we're not as fast as the /mag/ era, but there's still a consistent output of memes

>>31352881
Someone asked Altare but his reply was basically >do we have permissions and then it never came up again.

>>31353066
and it's a month since our boys made their debut. Burnout posting will be this fun memory that newfriends will never get to experience.

>>31353373
Basically yeah, all the boys are memeable as fuck.

>>31353065
Correct him then

>>31353373
The only meme we have of Axel is that he wants to fuck Nodoka

unedited and just an excerpt of a fic i‘m writing, but i have food for the axelsisters and maybe the straightbros. axel/female axelotl, monsterfucking if you squint because who doesn‘t like humanoid animal girls:

Thus, he leaned his head down, planting his mouth upon the Axelotl‘s lips. The webbed hands upon his chest tightened their grip on his shirt ever so slightly, making him smile into the soft, yet firm kiss they shared. By the time their lips parted from one another, it had already become dark, the illuminated night sky shining down onto her wet bodice, making it glisten in the pale moonlight. Axel could not avert his gaze from her now that he no longer avoided seeing her as a woman; his hungry eyes wandered from the sweet features of her face to the ample shape of her bust, and went further down to the round flesh of her rear. Inevitably, his mind began to run wild, physically manifesting in the form of a hardening lump in his clothed crotch. Lightly squirming at the way his pants restrained his growing erection, he pressed her closer against his body, allowing her to feel what was bothering him.

Surprised by the sheer size rubbing against the area below her navel, the Axelotl hesitated for a moment before her hands began to travel down his upper body, beginning to carefully remove his belt and drop it to the ground. There was no reason to be shy at this point, nor did it help the deep tingle that resonated through her lower body whenever their species‘ mating season came closer, so with a quick movement, she unfastened his pants, pulling them downwards: his cock sprung free immediately, standing high in all of its glory. „Like what you see?“ Axel did not miss the way she looked at him, and it filled him with a deep sense of content. After all, he prided himself on the strength of his body ——— which included the chiseled shape of his muscles, as well as the girth of his shaft. Unlike him, however, she seemed completely overtaken by her animalistic urges, not hesitating to kneel down in front of him instead of giving him a reply.

„No talking? Okay, if that‘s what you pref——— Oh?!“ The gladiator was thoroughly surprised by the sudden feeling of an abnormally long tongue slithering around his length, embracing it in its entirety. Glancing down at her, he observed her tongue stroking along the flesh of his cock, her breath tickling the tip while her fingers rose up to gently fondle his testicles. He did not expect so much stimulation at once, moving his hands to place them on her head; although he asked her to go a tad slower, she hardly listened, continuing to devour him by wrapping her lips around the head of his member and suckling on it. In the end, there was no point in resisting, so Axel matched her pace, rhythmically thrusting his hips into her mouth as he ran his fingers through her soft hair, heavy breaths slipping past his lips in the process.

>>31353599
what was it about worms again? like

I want Regis to rape me.

>>31351429
I draw very slowly anon, please understand

>>31353664

>>31353370
Blue Demon Lord was the least interesting at the start but now one of the most based

How the turns have tabled

>>31353760
I've got a nice ass

>>31353760
My ass is not that flat

>>31353370
>K*rean whose parents forced them to do fancy shit as a kid and turned into an ultra tryhard because of that mentality
honestly would be surprised if this wasn't the case

>>31353760
I thought penis inspection was a meme...

>wake up
>still no schedules

>>31353937
Americans actually have penis inspection day by the way, not a meme.

>>31353916
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaa NO!!!!!

>>31353887
His mom literally texted him mid-stream to lecture him about his Cello playing. She's 100% a tiger mom.

>>31353664
vampire hands typed this

>>31353760
STOP MAKING ME HORNY AAAAAAAAA his gloves...

>>31353994
Nice setup

Tried emulating 00s deviantart with Axel ^-^

>>31353760
Nowa should stop stealing panties from people.

>>31353916
holopro as a means for me to get more plushies is going well
i expect one by this time next year

>>31353664
t.Nowa Oji

>>31353664
same, anon, same

btw the drawanon for picrel, are you here? are you taking request?

>>31353887
Relatable

>>31354085
Not bad

>>31354085
Nice one, anon! Damn...It's giving me Invader Zim vibes.

>>31353916
>>31354088
If Cover doesn't make this into merch I'm gonna fight Omega myself.

stop it

>>31354085
nice, definitely fits the style

>>31353156
New week, they come pretty late from what I remember

>>31353887
>>31353982
>Leader is taking a while to do a cello stream because his mom was so disappointed in his scuffed playing that she's making him relearn cello with new lessons
Leader......

>>31354277
I bet Leader's mom also made him take piano and violin lessons too

This is why he has to vent his pent up inner kusogaki somewhere, probably in all the offline APEX sessions

>>31354277
imo this is why asian parenting sucks balls you just grow up menhera or fucked up because of this kind of treatment i feel bad for leader

>>31354188
you should fight him already for giving them model with shit rigging

>>31353664
I want Regis to rape me and then gaslight and manipulate me into thinking it didn't happen, it was a misunderstanding, it was my fault. I want him to trickle sweet words into my ear to sedate me after he chokes me without warning or consent.

>>31354415
Asian parenting is helicopter as shit, but at least ours don't drop their kids on the head then get drunk off their ass and leave for 10 years

>>31353599
Really depends on how far you wanna stretch the definition of meme. If you just want to consider what traits he has that has made or can make shareable OC:

>Dog
>AYO
>Basketball
>Himbo
>Unassumingly better at games than given credit for
>Destruction as the solution to all his problems
>Loves meat/food to point he thinks of Axolotls as food first
>Likes Nodoka
>Benevolent delinquent when he was younger
>Is the most anime man in existence

If he had more /m/ fans who could draw or photoshop, he could have more content based around that. And personally I could use more fanart of him fawning over food.

I MISS UNCLE NOWA

>>31353386
About the only time anons wanted to fuck omegay's troonpussy

>>31354592
cute..... aH AH AH...

>>31354478
Jokes aside, I really, really want the boys to get more polished rigging. I love their designs but their movements are janky as hell.

>>31354561
This is just a list of fun facts anon

>>31354633
people have wanted to fuck omega's design from day 1
it's just that the manager is kind of a cunt and then disappeared

>>31354592
NOWA LOVE

Looks like we're going to have to ramp up the horny schizo fujoposting to scare off tourists, lads.

>>31354592
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31354640
The jank adds to the charm

Axel looks like he's barking like the dog he is half the time, and Nowa's smile and laugh are irreplaceable despite him having one of the most dour and bland looking models in existence

>>31354722

>>31354722
Quick everyone, write and draw all those Axel and Altare eroguro prompts

>>31354774
kek

>>31354674
It's a hatefuck thing then. Eh. It was a fun moment in /MANS/ time anyway.

>>31354640
honestly, yagoo should've handed them over to shinove with how competent he is, i don't know why he gave them to omega instead

>>31354763
axel looks like a puppy whenever he talks

>>31354774
Been wondering since yesterday when this was first posted but what is Fujo-chan holding in the third panel?
A gun?

>>31354722
SEA sisters gonna be sleeping. It’s up to burger and yuro fujos to defend this place

>>31354774
I'm going to draw Incel-kun and Fujo-chan now, thank you anon

Taking soundpost requests from the APEX stream with the boys earlier. Just provide a timestamp if you can.

>>31354868
shotgun fulla horny bullets

>>31354822
Shinove can't speak english unfortunately but luckily the lads managed to have a ton of personality to make up for the jank, it's kinda grown on me somewhat...

>>31354868
yes

>>31354868
a mug

>>31354654
AYO, dog, himbo are more memeable. He's got choccy/spicy milk and half of the can of worms incident . The rest really depend of how much and how well artists and shitposters can exploit those fun facts, like him liking Nodoka.

i love leader's demon lord side, but the best thing about his inner darkness is that it's totally inseperable from his unassuming sweet gentleness

I want him to grab my throat so bad

>>31355013
Leader being a schizo with despite his cutesy voice and design is the best part

Do you jerks watch any fleshtubers too?

>>31355055
Be careful what you wish for yume, he’ll accidentally snap your neck like Lenny in Of Mice and Men and Nowa will have to shoot him in the back of the head. Is that really what you want?

>>31355170
jerma and sometimes vinny
i wonder if mag saw the baseball stream

schedules...doko...?

>>31355170
I watch Aris

>>31355170
Sometimes Jerma and Vinny and OnlyAfro.

>>31355170
I watch Insym.

>>31355170
Vinny. Thats about it.

>>31355170
Yep. Joseph Anderson, he's the best streamer on Twitch, every stream is hillarious. There's highlights/VODs on YT if you want to check him out. I recommend Persona, Zero Escape and Cagemas highlights.

Holy shit, Altare may be my oshi now. After watching the VOD of that video where he absolutely just goes off on Shaco... I've never felt more camaraderie in my life

>>31355223
Yes. I want him to crush my windpipes!

>>31355170
Joel and Moon mainly

>>31355292
of course the anderson fan would need 800 words to say his name

>>31355170
i watch nexpo if that counts

>>31355357
Yo, another nexpo enjoyer

>>31355170
Jerma, sometimes Pewd, Insym, and Pchal

>>31355299
He also may have just lost us any chance of the boys playing LoL so that makes it even better

>>31355170
Only Vinny but very rarely

Any draw requests? And if you care specify whether you want a quickie shitpost or a somewhat clean sketch

>>31355299
Do you have a timestamp?

>>31355170
Northernlion and sometimes Dan Gheesling.

>>31354774
kek

>>31355445
A shonen fighting scene with the boys (idc if they're fighting agains't the girls or another Tempus) would be kino

>>31355445
Shitpost of Uncle Nowa doing the 'Today is friday in california'

>>31355477
https://youtu.be/g-LTk93TOc4?t=1633

>>31355445
chihuahua Axel humping Nodoka's leg

>>31355170
im not really a westerntuber watcher but i faithfully followed たくたくさん (started following him when it was the rpgmaker horror game era) and the 日常組 (my og brotubers, i followed them since their first minecrafter no nichijou series...now thinking about it, they kinda feel like tempus with how gay but bro they can be)

Axel's schedule is out.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1561395607834869761

>>31355581
His menhera arc is going to be fucking amazing

>>31355445
Vesper in bike shorts.

>>31355445
can i have leader raging as a sketch? like when he removed his goodboy mask and talked about league please

>>31355445
Picrel but with Nowa and Axel

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>31355581
I hope we get one singular LoL stream, and no more than that, just so we can see Regis Altare (forma demon lord revelado)

>>31355679
Yay more zatsus! I love listening to Axel talk, he's so genuine and cute

>>31355445
Axel negotiating with a crocodile

>>31355679
No external collabs…

>>31355679
>doing more zatsus
Looks like dog is testing the waters, i'm looking forward to see how well he can make chatting interesting like Nowa.

>>31355679
>Group collab
Either will be with StarsJP, or with LiveEN.
Place your bets.

>>31355771
They could invite Astel to play too kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-Qh-kcRdc
Soon

NOWA OJI AAAAAAAAA

>>31355830
>HoloStars disbands from the sheer mald energy released in a single game

I've had an extremely shitty morning so far, hopefully Nowa Oji can soothe my soul a bit.

>>31355771
anon...i don't want Regis to graduate....

SE MUEVE

>>31355170
>fleshtuber
never sully this thread again with this word

I LOVE NOWA OJI

NOWA ON THE TELLY!!

>>31355958
Anon did you draw this? It's hella cute

i swear it moved?

>>31355953
Platonically

kiara's and nowa's streams started at exactly the same moment. this means they are sexing right now

NOWA

>>31355170
I like Cream Heroes don't fucking judge me and Ambiguous Amphibian, also AlzaboHD

Uncle Nowa ah ah ah

>>31355970
Nah, got it from the art tag

>>31355811
Tempus group collab except they havent decided on the game

SE MUEVE
>>31355983
Yeah, Nowa Oji with me.

>>31355170
Most of the people I watch on Youtube are fleshtubers. I imagine that simply reflects the ratio on Youtube. Vinny, Joel, Jerma, OneyPlays, Summoning Salt, Johnny Vector, and Simpleflips are among the gaming-related fleshtubers I watch.

UNCLE NOWA!!!

as much as I want Nowa to flourish and succeed
I wish he was a 2 view so he reads all my messages

>>31356038
Oh, I see, thanks

>>31356076
You had your chance and you lost it.

i wanna purify this brat's mouth so bad

>>31356038
I thought it was Payday 2 since they leaked it during the interview with leadah

>>31356076
He said he does read them all just not to the chat, he just says the names which is a shame but at least Axel does it.

>>31356161
ABAYO ANON THANKS FOR THE FOOD

>>31356161
eh uhh
you cant just post porn here

>>31356161
MATING PRESS

>>31356076
I should've clicked on his streams when I had the chance... maybe we'll have better hopes in membership streams...

>>31356161
HOT
BUT BEFORE YOU GO ON VACATION SAUCE PLEASE ONEGAIII

AIIIIEEEE IT NOT ONLY MOVES IT SMILES!!!

>>31356211
Payday 2 is so much fun, I'd love to watch them play it and undoubtedly goes gun blazing after they fail to stealth every heist

>>31356161
>>31356269
no no, carry on

>>31356161
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!

>>31356161
IS THAT A

>>31356161
nice porn but enjoy the warning/ban. next time be sure to spoil it.

The best 60 minutes of my day have arrived.

>>31351545
Bro all I see is an image of a sad panda, I've been searching online for like an hour and a half and nothing works, please help

>>31356161
See you in a few days

>>31356161
Are those jumper cables?

>>31356161
He really likes the HoloX hotdog huh?

I suddenly have a massive urge to hornypost but uncle nowa's stream just started

a month? AIEEEEEEEEEEE it's really been that long since these bastards entered our lives...

>>31356362
bro the panda hasn't been there for like 3 years...

>>31356161
anon think of the advertisers!!

>>31356161
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>31355170
Manlybadasshero, Oneyplays and the rest are hololive. I dont even watch the girls VODs anymore theres too many of em at this point either I watch it live or just not watch it

>>31356161
BYE ANON

How's your Japanese, /MANS/?

>>31355170

the hololive/vinesauce-jerma viewer overlap rearing itself again. vinesauce has some vtuber models now too like laimu and mike

>>31356161
dying like a true hero

>>31356506
the most jouzu of nihongo

>>31356506
N10

>>31356524
Mike isn't part of Vinesauce

>>31356506
Same as Vesper's situation, maybe a little bit more knowledge but it's useless since I haven't practiced in a while

>>31356506
Worse than a Japanese toddler

>>31356506
I've got hiragana and katakana on lockdown. Kanji are still moonrunes to me.

>>31356506
I know katakana and hiragana and I also am native chinese so recognizing the kanji is simple for me

I said fuck grammar so I can't speak or write any

>>31356506
want to learn it, but I keep losing motivation and basically have to keep starting over, because I can't remember katakana, still.

>>31356506
I watch JPStars so I can get by in streams

>>31356506
M-maybe I'll be able to follow a spoken conversation in a year... or five...

>>31356506
better than Nowa but not good

>>31356506
Very poor. I'm trying to double down and stick with it.

>>31356506
i can speak memes....that's it

>A lot of FTL this week
kino

UNCLE NOWA ON THE TELLY

>>31355170
Jobel and Binyot

>>31355170
Berleezy, Manlybadasshero, Moistcritikal and Brandon Rogers

>>31356506
N3, studying for N2

>>31356506
my vocab is alright, enough to understand japanese streamers at an extremely basic level, but my grammar is absolute shit. Need to read and study a lot more.

>>31356506
Not useable but also not trash

>>31356506
Barely better than vesper at his peak

>>31356506
onaka suita

BICYCLE AUTISM TRIGGERED

>>31356678
I thought they were the same person???

>>31356506
N1

>FTL
Really? Who the fuck liked watching that? I get that he likes the game but at the end of the day it's about what the viewers like not him

>>31356506
I want to believe I'm between N2-N3, but I'm probably N3-N4

>>31356506
Worse than Miko's

>>31356506
I realized that studying grammar without learning more kanjis was a mistake

>>31356506
i can sometimes understand roberu/polka. i am going to make it

>he posted it again
ew

>>31356161
Nice but enjoy your vacation.

>>31356679
manlybadass. Dangerously based

Mr OpSec Strikes again
he's safe

bikefags raise your hand if youre surprised nowa oji is in the steel is real camp

>>31355170
One of my friends does cooking streams on occasion, which I tune into every now and then. I did not get into streamers until hololive blew up in 2020.

>>31356506
I cant read but thousands upon thousands of hours of voice works has trained me to learn a good chunk of the language

>bike autism
home...

>>31356506
i got my n3 certificate and can speak japanese like a native (like with no gaijin accent i mean) but i have horrible handwriting regardless of language so that kinda sucks

his Bike is probably more expensive than my car

Bicycle autism

Finally something I can relate to

Bikes are the one thing I can't get into
Because i don't know how to ride one.

>>31356739
Also, been doing my reps for more than 2 years only recently I finally learned the difference between が and は particle

>>31356506
fuck Japanese

This thread it's tainted by corruption and malice. No commandments blessing this place. Loiters rummaging this ground with not a spick of stream talk.

>>31356571
Do you really forget? Are you telling me that I'll have to keep doing Anki cards until I die?

>>31356879
Sub 5k car?

>>31356893
Anon...

>>31356506
i've tried to learn it 3 times
never really got that far in it
i'll probably try again soon

>my man rides fotm steel bikes
goddamn

I want to be Uncle Nowa's bicycle

>>31356944
more like 10K+ bicycles

>Bicycle autism
I didn't see this one coming

I never learned how to ride a bike...

>>31356927

>>31356733
Then don't watch.

>>31356893
I made this post

>>31356927
Haven't you ever heard the saying "use it or lose it"?

>>31356944
NTA but I paid $250 for my car. Granted, I bought it from my uncle who was running out of room in his driveway.

i am going to rape uncle nowa at CivicLA

>>31356733
shut the fuck up women

This is true especially post-pandemic
so many retards buying high end bikes then just saying fuck it

>>31356958
Are rivendells still steel fotm?

Yowamushi Pedal made me appreciate bicycles.

i'm going to rape this cute ojisan

cycling is alright. I like running more for exercise, but I do enjoy biking as transportation

I broke my personal record and did a 115k ride and have ridden my carbon fiber bicycle maybe three times in the past four years after that.

Japs make super good bikes, i really wish i could get one imported

Buying a 159$ bike for starters is always good

Since this will let you know if you like biking and what kind of parts you need to improve

>>31355567
I'll be honest I never really got this meme

I want to ride bikes for longer but my ass fucking HURTS after like an hour...

He didn't even answer the question, he got side tracked by his excitement

>>31357096
Always hate this kind of people buying all high end parts on their first bicycle

>>31355170
Maximillian_Dood

DUDE WEED

dude weed lmao

nice bike

This motherfucker is rich.

>>31357253
they sell like cycles shorts with pads built in to protect your gonads

of course he's a stoner

>>31356506
I can understand quite a bit since I read and listen to stuff in Japanese almost every day, but I'm not good at speaking or writing at all. I probably can't hold a conversation beyond like a basic self-introduction and an "ii tenki desu ne", "sou desu ne" sort of thing these days.

>>31357253
Get a better seat and/or adjust the height

>>31355170
jerma

this nigga

>>31356589
> can't remember katakana
you can learn it in two days, like this https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/learning-kana-in-two-days.html

>>31357253
Proper posture and a high end seat will fix this

>>31357253
Nah, yeah same. Hard to find the right kind of seat.

>>31357253
get a better seat
fix the seat
develop the ass callus like everyone else
bike shorts

WIFE MENTION

Nowa Oji I can be your wife

He's already taken

>>31356733
Stfu and don't watch then

Vesper befriended a married couple... Married couples only befriend other married couples... It's over...

I bought a Rad power bike with my stimmy check and that thing is almost too nice for me, it's great. I ride it to do local errands, I put a basket on the back for my insulated grocery bag

And then I bought a $120 boat chain to keep the junkies from stealing it while I'm in the store lmao

whats your daily ride, /mans/?

Context what Nowa meant for those who haven't watched Yowa Pedal.

>in the United States
>in my car
He has given up on kayfabe

>>31357427
>>31357488
yeah, with me

>>31357488
I was gonna post this too

>Was going to reheat my cup of tea while enjoying Noir's zatsudan
>Notice a roach in it
I'm going to lose my fucking mind bros

>>31357488
when the fuck did I get married...

>>31357488
A married man wouldn't be allowed to own five bicycles and bring home junk PCs to disassemble.

Vesp is kind of a nerd

>"Do you speak to your bike?"
>Yes.

this man fucks his bike

h-he speaks to his bike...

>he talks to his bike
I will save him...

>>31357488
Mhm, didn't think people /here/ would honestly think that a man of his caliber was single

>>31357507
I have a cheap piece of shit from amazon with a rear motor that goes too fast to be comfortable

>>31357534
Thank god you bought high clarity tea

>girl
yab

>>31357534
protein

>girl
Vesisters...

I talk to my computer too

>>31357534
What's that, some kind of coin?

What the hell is wrong with this man...

>>31357556
he's THE nerd

>MY WIFE
OH NO OH NO OH NO

>WIFI MENTION
IT'S OVER

>rides a bike (girl)
>talks to his wife-eye
Vesisters...

>>31357566
>ywn be Nowa's bike
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to be his router...

>>31356506
Hololive finally got me to start my reps 2 years ago. I'm pretty good at reading and listening at this point and can following along with JP streams no problem. I'm garbage at speaking it tho since I've never had the opportunity to practise that part.

25 minutes have passed

>>31357562
>>31357573
>>31357577
it's okay when boys do it sisters.

>>31357676
My time....

>>31357507
Just this lil ol thang

Me threatening my router to disassemble it, if it's not working

>>31357507
i only recently got back into it about 4 years ago and picked this up to get around, helps me hop on and off curbs in case some cunts being shit on the road i need to get out of the way, really wanna change to a more street oriented back in the future

hmm a topic that I cant really get into oh well guess im sleeping early

>>31357507

>>31357507
Got it free from family

>Gets overly autistic and think of every object you use as your friend
he's just like me...
i wish i wasn't this autistic please help

I don't think I ever owned a nice bike. I usually got cheap shitty ones from Walmart. Most of them broke on me after a couple of months, though one got crushed when I got hit by a truck and my last one was stolen while I was at work. I ended up getting into jogging after all that instead.

>>31357672
what resources did you use?

>>31357703
H-Hot

>>31357676
:( Noooo

>>31357507

god damn it

>You know?

>>31356506
Fucking non-existent

Can you fix him...?

>bikel

>>31357507
it's a pretty easy way to remain consistent since I just play games while doing it

>>31357715
My ebike is jacked up and I'm back on my road bike. Feels bad man.
Well, I still love it, but commuting by ebike was a major improvement

>>31357829
>bichael

>>31357507
My sweet Cannondale Quick CX does the job just well, cruises very smoothly. Good tour bike.

>>31357822
he doesn't need fixing
he's perfect as is
a femoid can only ruin him

>>31357784
I've never had a good office chair, I'm too tall and they all suck for me.

>>31355953
Here it is without twitter compression/artifacts

>>31357822
No, I do the same thing that he does in the first place...

>>31357488
this is incorrect, they also befriend innocuous gay men/women

>>31357507

>>31357904
Same. My friend got a herman miller and he says it was worth every euro but I just cant

>he twisted and broke a PS1 controller in half

>he's that guy who breaks his game controllers
Scary

>>31357982
Do it for your back posture brother

papa nowa read my question >//////<

>>31357991
>He will never twist your spine and snap it in half