/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

meimei

I love Ina!

potential for yabs?

Robocute

biggg face

Anyaaa!

>apex

la gata gorda

>>31331188
I don't what that is

Who is Rise of Hololive?

Roboco thread
The machine uprising begins now

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

I WILL fill Gawr Gura's cum holes and you can't stop me!

rrat

DYRBI was not intentional?

>>31331378
My beloved knife wife...

Ina has no tits lmoa

my pretty husband towasama...

sexRys

>>31331002

>>31331002
robocute

>>31324048
look at this retarded heimin lmao

Shiny RBC

>>31331402
Not unless I fill them first

>>31331394
Good.

This is my cute moom wife, whom I dearly love.

>>31331406
Freudian slip

>>31331188
Not really a "yab" at all. They just disabled the "Help / Hinder" Twitch-chat event where chat can vote on whether to give the player a gift or spawn special enemies. It's not working, but it's also a sporadic event so it's not even a big thing in the first place.

>>31331438
With MeRyS

im glad all of us can agree that the robot is the ugliest holo

>>31331188
none unless you count eating shit as a yab

>>31331402
She meant to write chum hole.

oof, getting rolled hard

>>31331438
IRyS is not sex

Does anyone have the sound post of Reine screaming and seething a guy showing up in her gay and screwing over her being a lesbian

why is towa so paranoid of stream snipers

WHERE IS ELDEN RING AMEEEEEEEEE

>>31331516
Sio...I need your fat ass in my face...

>>31331002
>Roboco OP
Good thread.

My Ina

>>31331539

>>31331516
Technically, she's not even a holo.

>>31331516
Rikka doesn't look that bad.

>>31331406
I think it was a very hilarious unintentional slip. Bae was counting down and Gura was trying to type something out very fast. You can hear her over everyone laughing saying she's on mouse and she tried covering it so I'm believing she just royally messed up

They will never get a single champion

>>31331545
Because she gets them constantly.

>>31331154
Your Ina is now a noodle.

Surprise! It's a scripted fight. I really hate that gimmick

>>31331406
A lesson in the importance of kerning

Kiara speeeen

HelloRys?

I've kinda been away for most of the day. What streams should I catch up on?

>>31331545
Almost all of the previous rounds were being ruined by them. It's unfortunately just how it works when playing with ENs.

>>31331545
Anon when she switched servers she got killed by someone named Akukinnmaster
The game before that was someone with 963 in their name

>>31331502
>>31331521
I was thinking someone would troll with their name like that time in mario kart

>>31331546
Gideon won

Mumei

>>31331636
Kiara was sufferkino if you into are that

>>31331516

>wake up
>IRyS has already finished streaming
That's cool No problem. I'm just going to shoplift another toblerone. Hopefully you understand how these things work.

>>31331642
>It's unfortunately just how it works when playing with ENs.
why?

JWU
Was urban dictionary challenge stream good?

>>31331717
I thought she was playing that indie fox game?

I love Mumei

>>31331750
Not really

Reminder that the people trying to start shit are either nijiniggers or vshowhores. Ignore bait, laugh at their inferior companies and love Hololive

>>31331516
that is not azki's first two designs.

>>31331002

>>31331746
It's not just ENs, she gets sniped constantly otherwise and refuses to put delay or other forms of filtering, she doesn't stream APEX much as a result anymore as well.

>>31331746
EOPs are way worse about wanting to be on stream compared to JOPs. When JOPs stream snipe it's because they're antis who legit hate the streamer, while EOPs do it because they love the streamer but also want to shoutout their moms.

bowson will never be elden lord

i feel like i watch kaela so fucking much but my brain never parses what she's saying, i retain nothing, and i just get timewarped for hours

>>31331767
TummyRyS

>>31331406
you can see her trying to correct the u to o before anyone even reacts, I genuinely believe my wife is simply retarded

>>31331742
Sorry pal but she only allowed herself to play the game for like 3 hours to not fuck up her throat. Enjoy the toblerone.

Watching Kaela makes me unironically wish for a LoL autist chuuba. The game is absolutely rancid but it's still fun to watch, I can bet my ass it would be way more entertaining that Apex or most MC streams.

>>31331763
Yeah, the game had a sudden difficulty spike, so she got extremely crushed at some point

I Love Mori!

>>31331791
that sucks

>>31331389
Kiara

>>31331816
Does Amedachi get gluten free cookies?

>>31331654
Well the SC was about what they disabled. Getting your name into the Cult is completely randomized -- a literal lottery. It's also your Twitch handle so mods can preemptively ban anyway.

I need your sounds posts

Shadow Kuma is surprisingly creepy

Is Mumei retarded?

>>31331842
be glad for what a gem Kaela turned out to be
she is everything I wanted from a streamer and more

towa is pissing right now

>>31331914

>>31331914
NO

Ditch the meetings

>>31331952
yea, in me

Everything sucks and you're not real.

Why is Gura so weird with her interactions with EN? She never really highlights anything her Gen or other ENs do. People like to point out how she completely ignored the Homos, but they never like to point out that she literally never supports her closest female coworkers either. She totally ignored Kronii and Mumei's recent covers.

>>31331914

Idol meeting?

>>31331914
This is still the funniest moment in Hololive to me.

Mumei ditches the 4am Zoom calls....

>>31331914

>>31331914

>>31331597
Putting Mumei’s teaching to good use. Sasuga Tortilla.

>>31331742
Her PC shit itself after the game, she'd probably still be reading superchats if it weren't for that

>>31331983
>glasses
Who's this fucking nerd, where's IRyS

idoru meeting ga saikou

>>31331389
God i love Rise so much

>>31331766
Me too!

>>31331976
Gura tuned out from everything hololive related when she's offline which is most of the time

>>31331914

UMAMI LOVE

glasses are still ugly

>>31331971
Damn, society do be like that desu

>>31331914

>>31331993
Amazing how well her rig caught that moment

>>31331976
She does though. She doesn't do it for every single thing every other EN holo does.

>>31332067
UWEEE

>hey zeta
>your horse died
*laughs*

>>31331914
yes

>>31332011
i love how i posted this twice and now it's been reposted by you? far more times.

>>31331976
Gura only cares about her oshi and her wife. It's extremely based.

>>31331914
I made this the other night.

Lamy is gone.....

>>31331914

>>31331742
she'll be doing double sc readings since she can't earlier. 9hr streams tomorrow!

>>31331914
.

>>31331406
I like how Mumei can't even keep her voice up when she sees it

LMAOOOOOOOO POLKA?????

Umami love

>>31331406
T o T this fucking semen demon child!!!!!!!!

>>31331976
>gura loves hololive

>>31331914

>>31332157
And this is why her throat will never heal fully

>>31331976
Gura treats her job like it's 9-5 wageslaving. The moment she's off the clock she doesn't care. She confirmed this multiple times - she doesn't even think about Hololive when she isn't working. Ask any actual artist if that's how they treat their work and they'd laugh at you.

>>31332182
>asian
>woman
>driver

>>31331418
oh yeah? explain THESE

Post Polka orca

>>31331914

>>31332246

>>31331914
kiwawa

>>31331406
It was a pretty clear case of Gura's shitty rushed writing.

Seriously though what did she mean by this?

holocats are not for lewding

>>31332246

>>31332229

>>31331914

>>31332050
She’s said this several times on stream and I think even on that Crunchyroll interview yet people are still surprised Gura “ignores” the others. She completely disengages when she’s offline.

>>31331976
She prefers to talk about jp concerts. She really is on her way to become japanese

>>31332211
Once a wagie, always a wagie huh?

>>31331976
>weird
It’s not weird, it’s non-existent. If it doesn’t exist it can’t be weird.

>>31331914

>>31332182
yes...?

>>31331976
It's funny how every fucking person that replied to this just doesn't watch Gura. She literally mentioned Kronii's cover the day it came out and said that she got a sneak peek of it beforehand.

>>31331976
Gura is a self-centered bitch
Nothing's new

>>31332345
kek

>>31332368
She literally only mentioned it because Fauna brought it up first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zLAVyRIgEQ number one hololive intro no question

>>31332356
Why did your oshi kill Zeta's horse...

>tokyo tower going to get porked by rpr san.
wtf Im going to be an apex pro now

>>31332302
BUU BUU DESU WA

>>31332211
>Gura treats her job like it's 9-5 wageslaving. The moment she's off the clock she doesn't care.
Second part is true, that first part though - she treats it as two casual shifts two or three days a week at best, it’s nowhere near a full-time 9-5

>>31332401
https://youtu.be/Yn7aScN9n1A
holy shit i'm laughing so hard right now

Hey guys quick question. My heart started beating really fast suddenly and I'm struggling to breathe properly. It's the middle of the night where I live. Am I fucked?

>>31332368
Please understands, shitposters have such little ammo against Gura they will dogpile on the slightest thing.

>>31331914

teddy's fight is so good and subaru's going to get so fucked

>>31332320
No
She said she completely disregards her Hololive homework, which is streaming, projects, tweeting, etc
She never said anything about ignoring Hololive
She's almost always watching concerts, streams, clips or even talking with her friends
She just doesn't stream or do anything related to Gura, she becomes just another fan

>>31332438
Sorry friend, it sounds like you're going to live

>>31332368
no proof

>>31332438
Just masturbate

>>31332438
If you have a serious condition, it doesn't matter if it's the middle of the night, assuming you live somewhere with an ER

>>31332438
take a salt tablet and a red bull

>>31332438
how fast we talking

>>31332438
Stop having a panic attack then.

Gura/Shion/Laplus cover of this when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loZ86V3gTpk

Subaru is legitimately so entertaining. My Japanese is not the best but it's so good to see her reactions to things.

https://youtu.be/WRvJ8oklxfs
Thoughts?

>>31332438
Lose weight fatso. Maybe then you won’t struggle to breathe. Go outside for a bit to get some air.

>>31332438
try coughing forcefully, that can sometimes fix an arrhythmia if that's what's going on
otherwise call 911 before you lose consciousness if it seems like it's not improving after a minute or so

Thoughts?

Mumei... Zeta...

>>31332438
Yeah you should go to the emergency room.

>>31332516
Happy i'll never have to hear it again

>>31332438

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>31332440
Which is why they're twisting her words about disconnecting from work yet again into something completely different than what she actually said. Extremely sad.

>>31332438
Punch yourself in the heart, it might fix it

>>31332514
It's refreshing to watch a vtuber that actually enjoys streaming, isn't it?

oh for some reason I thought shadow teddie got two turns, must've been thinking of the weird floating baby boss after him.

Not sure why barracudas need to make shit up when this clip exists. Seriously chumbies, how can you forgive this?

>>31332438
Just be healthy lol, heart problems are all in your head bro

>>31332528
How come Reine never gets good lewd art when her mama is a literal sex monster creator.

I Love Pekora Bros

>>31332112
t.

Look if I have to be real with all of you I'm drunk as fuck and we need to watch the NHL next year

>>31332611
Same as Towa

>>31332397
Fauna didn't know about the Minecraft event ID was preparing for WEEKS when it's their national holiday.

>>31332298
Pretty easy to understand

so nice of Towa to collaborate with these charity cases. She's an APEX champion, you know!

>>31332438
Every time this happens to me I just punch my heart to a rhythm and it becomes okay again.

>>31332514
I had to go look at her reactions in her Yakuza streams after I played the games myself. She's loud as shit sometimes, but she gets really into the stories and that's fun to watch.

We love Fauna here right?

>>31332650
I enjoy her medium premiums, yes

>>31332632
Foeigner knows or cares to know when other counties National holidays are. Are you retarded?

oh THIS is what I was thinking took two turns, the fucking ultra charge thing

>>31332501
I keep telling you, they don't have the power. They just aren't on that level.

I am the last onigiryaa.

>>31332650
hi mommy

>Towa wants focus fire on Vantage
>Other two shoot the other ones
beautiful

>>31265906
seethe

>>31332650
Not after the yab

>>31332559
>literally confirmed that she would rather shovel animal shit over streaming when she's down to sub 10 hours a week on average
>out of context
She's made it painfully clear that she's coasting on her fan's goodwill.

>>31332636
I do like that Towa seems to enjoy her time with the EN crew despite the language barrier.

>>31332609

>>31332514
Suba Black Flag was terrific

>>31332528
Curse you frogiara

>>31332664
Based

>>31332650
I love this robot kirin
https://youtu.be/T-EzvVCWz0o

>almighty attack
>use guard
>blocked

Good game, Atlus

>>31332722
Towa like anyone who is willing to play FPS with her

Holy shit towa is fucking zooming

>>31332720
ogey

huge > big > flat > medium > small

>>31332720
name one successful vtuber not coasting on their fans' goodwill

>>31332718
Understandable... Even I find it hard to forgive what she did at RadioShack...

>>31332467
>She never said anything about ignoring Hololive
Yes she did, you’re choosing to interpret it differently so you can cope with your oshi behaving in a way you don’t like

>>31332720
Hololive is more than streaming, there are recordings, she has to practice, events, meetings, etc
Just because she doesn't stream 12 hours a day doesn't mean she's not busy

>>31332728
https://litter.catbox.moe/i644wa.jpg

fuck towa

>>31332720
I bet you coast real well in that wheelchair. Some real Mac and Me speed.

>>31332790
ame

>>31332782
small > flat > medium > big > huge

I ANGURI

>>31332837
kek

Towa WILL CARRY

>>31332694
Mommy? Interesting. How would you describe your relationship to your mother?

>>31332830
yes we know you're going to rpr, no need to brag.

>>31332782
flat < small < medium < big < huge
you can't refute this

>>31332467
>>31332803
>two stupid niggers that both don't know what she said

>>31332804
No one tell her to stream 12 hours a day
But she can't even bothered to stream 1 hour a day

>>31332804
JPs who actually have those kinds of commitments manage to stream more than her btw. But enjoy your """cancelled projects""" (burning six hours a day playing fotm shit with her discord buddies).

>>31332837
t. Paul Rudd

night night

>>31332895
>two

lolis are not for uohhing

TOWA BABY

>>31332673
And this is a Hololive thing, even I knew about it. All the title for their streams being "PREPARING THING" on top of multiple server tours cross branch. You'd have to really not care.

I love Gura!

>>31332467
Gura rarely talked about any hololive events

Yeahhhh... They suck at this...

TOWA BABY

this is gonna take so long, yosuke is such a useless cunt he can't even hit the boss...

Oh yeah, now I remember why I used to have Gura filtered. Both of you retards are annoying.

Baby Towa...

Which holo can I convince into being into hockey

Baby Towa....

TOWA BABY MENTION

>>31332936
you don't watch gura

Fauna breast are big. She is not medium.

TOWA BABY MEMTION

>>31332528
For Kiara only

>>31332720
>she would rather shovel animal shit
I still don’t buy that she actually does that. She has never talked about anything to do with animal shelters either before or after that instance, and the context of this one time was her explaining how she “blew out her back” (her words) when she doesn’t go outside. I dunno why she would tell such a bizarrely specific lie but it just doesn’t match up

Towa....

>>31332907
Dumb Malaysian

towa...

Did Roboco zenloss?

parties on both sides sad...

>>31332514
Her voice is genuinely god awful. I don't understand how anyone watches this for longer than five minutes.

>>31332804
>no vocal practice
>no dance practice
nice idol you got there

>>31332968
Go to sleep Fauna

>>31332907
>Why do the Japanese, who have the Japanese workaholic mentality, work harder than this lazy shork who isn't used to responsibilities

>>31332936
>

Holy shit nobody cares about your lazy/shark/Gura loves Hololive argument watch Towa

>>31332852

Are (YOU) ok?

>>31332812
Holy shit, thank you anon

>>31332401
she didn't want to and actually knew the name and everything, and immediately set about replacing it...

God I love these 3 together.

towa cute...

TOWA MASTER ENGLISH

>>31332964
Name one then

>>31333008
Uuuu. I am not fauna.

Towa is so caring

Koyori has been playing Marine's game for just under 5 hours now

Those damage stats...

>>31333033
>BUSTA WULF

>>31333012
Yeah, exactly. Why are you trying to tell me this lazy zoomer who's never had a job or responsibility in her entire life is a fucking swan paddling hard below the surface and we just don't see it and need to be understanding?

Damn you Towa, you're making it hard to pretend to hate you when you're not streaming

Lobo...

>>31333003
>No vocal practice
>Literally one of the best singers on EN
>No dance practice
>Second best dancer on EN, only surpassed by Kiara, who was a real idol

>asking if they're tired
>not just assuming and ending stream
I fucking love Towa

roboco...

>>31333065
Mumei, Towa, Zeta > Mumei, Towa, Bae > Mumei, Towa, Ame

>>31333118
she's slowly learning how to deal with EN/ID

She lost it all...

>>31332804
Other girls has the same responsibility as her and they constantly streamed more than her

>>31333104
You're such a retard but you think you're Light Yagami or something

You guys just get unbanned or something? What's with all of the anger over a girl you don't watch, completely out of the blue?

>seetheing about gura
Guys stick to the shedule. We are amtiposting towa now. Why is thatvboy trying to turn me gay?

>>31333003
why are you bringing up ame all of a sudden?

>>31333118
Towa knows her people. These are 3 that could stream a whole day quite happily.

Cute girls

Noel...

Goomba my beloved

>these blocks
Great game, Atlus

Gura on Lui stream

>>31333183
he just made it up the ramp

>>31333166
>Other girls has
If you want to start an argument here, learn English first, ching chong.

>>31333116
Why do ESLs keep saying on instead of in recently anyway?

Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love and miss Ina!

Why are we looping about gura again?

/ggg/ is masturbating to Gura

rbc...

towa is kinda cool i guess

towa carry...

Today I remind them

>>31333260
One wheel's broken, so he can only go in circles.

Roboco...

Towa my beloved...

>>31333260
Deadhours

I love Towa and her retarded English

TOWA IS UNSTOPPABLE
MUMEI IS NO SLOUCH EITHER
zeta sucks

I popped into the FlarePol stream and... did they start watching the movie 2 hours into the stream?

>>31333290
wew

>Those moments when they are talking japanese and mumei is just sitting there
God that reminds me of when two of my friends talk about a show I haven't watched

/ggg/ is melting down again...

>>31333260
I'm gonna go with..."local retard angry because Bae/Kronii didn't bring up Homos in the collab, getting said retard into a fit because he couldn't "BTFO the chumkeks"".

Am I the only who actually likes Fauna’s cute medium sized boobs?

>>31333260
Success breeds jealousy and I breed my daughterwife Gawr Gura

towa cute

>>31333302
Fucking deadbeats

>>31333303
Is she confirmed for doing reps? She's definitely better than before.

>>31333260
The only relevant EN

odore rat a tat tat tat

>>31333116
>Literally one of the best singers on EN
Did you listen to her recent karaoke? A bunch of songs she sung well in 2020 that she completely butchered this time yesterday. She's clearly stopped bothering to even maintain her singing ability and has actually regressed.

Why does gura have a very macho view of (me)n?

>>31333268
Damn, must be a day ending in Y.

>>31333260
There's nothing else to shitpost about, I guess.

>>31332977
Pretty sure that was not first time mentioning animal shelter

>>31333268
Im westen nichts neues

>>31333332
heh

>>31333352
RATTLE 'EM BOYS!

>>31333324
You and me buddy

>>31333325
>Daughterwife
Oi you wanker. How old is that girl?

>>31333239
This but with more reallys and licking her sweaty body all over

>>31333175
Yeah righto faggot. Keep making excuses.

>>31333340
Yeah she did her reps yesterday (by devouring Mumei's English skills, leaving her unable to complete her civilization duties!)

>>31333324
I like them too. They’re the perfect size and all the cowkini art we’ve been getting has been great for that.

>>31333365
She's mentioned it 4 times.

gura is masturbating to chumbud cum holes...

yeah subaru's got this easy

>>31333260
Shark bad! Bad shark!

RE-ENTER LAMY

>Wamy is still on Rust

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>31333238
>recently
They've been doing it for nearly a year that I've been noticing. Only asked about it the other day though because I thought it was just an in joke or something I missed way back and was too embarrassed to ask.

towa forgot to reload...

>>31333384
old enough to marry me

Alright, Shuba should win this now

>>31333384
She's over 9000.

>>31333417
yeah, mine

I can stay up for one more...

>>31333260
Largest gap between how much people here praise her and the reality of how fake and lazy she is. The others ENs aren't really worth arguing about since everybody already acknowledges that they're shit.

Towa's english is never not hilarious

>>31331775
Reminder you fucing retards, stop engaging nijiniggers

>>31332907
They take hospital breaks instead. Is that what you wanted?

>>31333238
>>31333439
I think I've gotten too used to reading ESL because I don't even notice it

im hard now

>>31333312
In those situations I just google random things from the TV show and pretend I watched it.
I find it rather funny.

THEY'RE CRYING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk43_CKAi68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk43_CKAi68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk43_CKAi68
Numbers

ey why these bitches crying

Autism...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Imagine seething over this cutie 24/7
lmao

>>31333384
9000 shark years

Nani kore

KANJI GOOO

you made towa cry
are you happy now?

>>31333384
This one is new, saved

SUBARU DID IT

>>31333260
>retard makes up some retarded shit
>other retard days UMM ACKSHUALLY and wordsposts about why he's wrong
>retard A ignores it all and keeps posting retarded shit
>retard B keeps fueling it with more ACKSHUALLY posts
>repeat until bed time in SEA hours
Guess it's just Gura's turn tonight.

Towa has the least English ability but she's talking the most and instigating conversation

>>31333260
Chumpedos outing themselves as the worst fanbase again

Can hoomans fuck off of /mans/ please? We are not watcher her or Towa.

>>31331775
>inferior
>when Niji made more money than Hololive
>when they get the same if not more viewers
We are not in 2020 anymore

>>31333455
>>31333443
Really? Carry on then. She looked underage for a second so I got worried. Have a nice day

>>31333514
GO PPT GO

>48th place
i honest to god didn't expect kobo's cover to fall below 20 for a good few months

how many covers does Kobo have?

I only get a tweet & some really cute chat today.
You guys don't know my pain...

>>31332790
mori

>>31333578
When you learn English, you can try that sentence again. Okay champ?

>>31333484
>The others ENs
It looks like your English is falling apart. You're regressing just like your oshi Gura.