/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31320917
Anon, just kys.

>>31320917
>their relationship with a vtuber
i already identified your problem, anon

>>31320917
So your plan is to go to a stranger, pay them to listen to you talk, just to convince yourself to find a 3D woman so you can give away even more of your money. Why not just superchat? Or hire a prostitute?

>>31320917
Consensus says therapy is must

>>31320917
I have I told the therapist about how I was in love with Kiara and she literally just said "and do YOU have a problem with that?"

Therapy is a scam. They just get you to vent and ask you questions and hope that paying for someone to listen to you will solve your problems. If I wanted to pay someone to pretend to give a shit about me, well I'd pay my wife Takanshi Kiara

>>31320917
nazuwa looks like a whore

Therapy is a scam for people without real problems

I decided not to kill myself or anything but I don't know what my future is

>>31322926
Kys, don't be a faggot.

>>31320917
Why do you believe you need therapy anon? how does that make you feel?

>>31323353
my wife doesn't care about me anymore (I think) (not really sure yet)

>all of the licensed psychologists anywhere near my current city are religiously affiliated and involve "spiritual" counseling

Part of me is actually tempted to sign up with one anyway solely to see how some Christian therapist reacts to my attempts to explain vtubers

>>31324253
I can't imagine talking to some Baptist preacher about how I'm in love with a fictional bird voiced by some bitch in Eastern Europe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsrSi5brEwo

>>31324543
I think the funniest part would be being told I'm trying to fill a Christ-shaped hole with a lesbian Indonesian peafowl who talks about building keyboards

>>31323987
If it's picrel then have you seen the Mem Twitcast?

>>31324543
Be sure to mention the cult jokes

>>31325120
Yes. It didn't help. I'm venting until there's an answer. I need to be strapped down and fixed

>>31324253
That's like paying someone with shittier tastes than you to judge you. At least you like pretty girl you can interact with, those people like some weird bossy old dude.

>>31325364
I don't know how clearer it can be than she is sad that you guys left, wants you to come back and even is remorseful over the situation itself. But desu everyone needs to vent sometimes so go on.....you could always vent on the T**n**r yknow...

>>31325690(me)
>she is sad that you guys left
Let me rephrase with a better synopsis
>Sad that you guys where hurt and left.

>>31320917
Therapy = slug round through the cranial

>>31321723
It was developed for 19th century people who had tons of willpower, so if you helped them realize how they were sabotaging themselves they could fix it overnight. Modern people have no willpower so it does fuckall. Not that meds do anything either though, aside from the placebo effect which is admittedly very powerful

>>31320917
if you can believe shit said on this board, then someone went to therapy over pink cat

>>31332443
I don't even think it's a shortcoming of the profession or the practice. I just think that when it was developed, the problem of "I'm in love with a half real girl/ half fictional character" isn't a problem they could even wrap their heads around. I don't think there's any treatment or medication or grass that could break me from the spell Kiara has me under

>>31320917
>relationship
Do you really?

>>31333339
Parasocial relationships were around before the internet, ya know

>>31321317
Based

>>31333458
You're right, but
A) We have never had any effective treatment for parasocial attachment
B) it was an extremely niche term until like three years ago

>>31333339
Because it's not really a problem anon it is something all humans do to a degree
She asked if it was a problem FOR YOU because if it has no negative impact on your psyche it's not considered an issue

>>31320917
Yeah, one anon did. Maybe he went to therapy before, too, though. He mostly talked about his thoughts and feelings for Gura, but had to keep secret WHICH ‘streamer girl’ he was fantasizing about because he was scared of being labelled a child predator.

>>31325422
edgy

I've been to therapy where I talked about chuubas anon, what do you want to know?

>>31338017
What do normies think of chuubas?

Not quite, but I told my therapist about vtubers

>>31320917
no one on this board has done that because they're too scared to go outside

>>31320917
I went to therapy over Coco and Pippa numerous times and they all failed.

>>31338941
Pippa loves you
>come back

>>31338941
Cont.
No therapist could understand a nihilistic asshole such as myself. This is why I considered Pippa to be my bargain bin therapist. Because she can actually understand our mutual menhera. We are like soul mates. Until she herself kicked me out.

>>31339018
She rangebanned my ass, personally humilated me on Twitter, and sent the kiwinigger doxfags to me.

>>31339101
That's the menhera life

>>31339101
Sounds like just the therapy you needed.

>>31333652
shut up and post chicken ass

>>31339101
what did she do

Guys I think I actually need meds

>>31339997
Already said it in my previous post

grow up, faggot

>>31339101
What did you do that she ended up humiliating you?

>>31343965
Became an obsessed gachikoi for Pippa after Coco/Kson failed me by joining Vshojo

Going to therapy costs money, fuck that.

>>31320917
besides the occasional death threats, really isn't that bad.

Just lift.

>>31339227
That doesn't look like Sora

>>31320917
You should go to a therapist, they will thank you for bringing them such an interesting subject to examine. You are a freak.

>>31353275
I probably will go once I can afford it

>>31320917
Anon, if i ever go to them, it’s to get my autism diagnosis and see if i need to go back on my ADHD meds

>>31320917
You should call your parents and talk to them, for starters.

>>31353132
Ogey

>>31339259
fuck it look like I'm doing?

>>31344053
Whore