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Previous Thread >>30955469

What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W
Feel free to add your hag oshi

/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>> No.31215374
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>>31215317
I want this family

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I love this cute little old lady so fucking much guys.
Happy birthday, Mio Mama!

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The best gift for Miosha is a cute daughter

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>>31217047
Who will step up?

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>>31218667
My daughter has a cute tummy

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>>31220783
That's my daughter. And yes, yes she does.

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Love mom
Simple as

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>> No.31226017

>>31224290
I wanna see a lot more titty art of Nina

>> No.31226599

>>31217491
Kishida just needs to let me in.

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>> No.31230241
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"BREED ME ANON"

>> No.31230364
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>>31217047
>>31217491
My wife and daughter are so cute

>> No.31230440

>>31230241
no way fag

>> No.31230692
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Let sleeping hags lie (in my bed)
https://files.catbox.moe/jwvtvs.png

>> No.31230835

>>31230692
I wanna sniff that bush

>> No.31231196

>>31230692
I want to sleep naked with Mio

>> No.31231499

>>31230692
I can smell this image

>> No.31231532

>>31231196
Mio daki when?

>> No.31231809

>>31231532
I'm pretty sure custom dakis exist so you could probably just make your own

>> No.31232502
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>>31231532
Hopefully tomorrow with Mio's birthday merch

>> No.31232683
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>> No.31232766

>>31215317
DON'T LET HER EAT THE CAKE

>> No.31233556

>>31232766
It's too late. The rainbows are coming.

>> No.31233685

Am I a monster if I want to make Mio beg to be made a mother?

>> No.31233693
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She went for a break after overworking just to return to overwork, even if she were to be forcibly sent to the most secluded retirement, she'll just return to that meat grinder immediately.
The only viable plan for her now would be support and keep her smiling untill the end.

>> No.31233707

>>31231809
Hopefully one of the items is a one way ticket to Japan.

>> No.31234627
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Something seems off about my daughter.

>> No.31236398

>>31230364
I posted this.

>> No.31237080
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>>31233693
Pochi has turned me into a massive saviourfag. I want nothing more than hold her in my arms and tell her everything will be okay as she ends up falling asleep on my chest.

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誕生日おめでとう

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>>31231532
Mio already has an “official” one already from the hololive glasses collab but here’s an R-18 one
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/ookami-mio/

>> No.31239550

>>31232766
Let her eat the cake. I NEED MORE MIO BARFING ASMR.

>> No.31239680

>>31239550
Based

>> No.31239763
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>>31230835
It’s a forest down there
https://litter.catbox.moe/y8wmvj.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/w1t14l.png

>> No.31240022

>>31239381
>no SFW and Lewd in the other side variant
Why

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>> No.31240751

>>31240022
You can custom make it that way using their service but it costs extra

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>>31215317
Hag rejects zoomer ethot by not responding, retweeting or even liking. Just another reason why Mio is the best

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>>31225748
>tactical clown

>> No.31242123

>>31241162
Someone post the screenshot of Mio talking about how Indogs live in the jungle and eat wild animals.

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>> No.31245692

>>31216319
She's so cute!
>>31217047
>>31217491
>>31230364
how can one woman be such prime mother material but still not be corrected

>> No.31246602

>>31234627
Anon, I don't think that's your daughter..

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>>31234627
Now that you mention it, my daughter doesn't look quite right either.

>> No.31247260

>>31246602
It's ok. Botan is my wife and Okayu my 2nd wife

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>>31241892

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>>31247260

>> No.31249356 [SPOILER] 
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Friend is hungry

>> No.31250733
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Hag summer

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>>31238485
I have an intense desire to breed this dragon.

>> No.31252064
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I really don't know what sounds to include in the sound export for chants and goalhorns

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>>31232766
But the cake will go to waste if she doesn't

>> No.31253447

>>31252064
Here's a suggestion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZHrJM3pUW0

>> No.31253621
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>>31252064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJKAOV7l81M

>> No.31253655

>>31253447
Very cute
added

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>>31253621
I feel dumber every minute I keep listening to this.
Added

>> No.31256540

>>31253621
going to set this as my ringtone.

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>> No.31261003
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Hag coffee

>> No.31261129
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Just realized Marine was basically Ms. Yokoshima from Seitokai Yakuindomo. They sound really similar too.

>> No.31261252

>>31261003
what does it taste like

>> No.31261423

>>31261252
bitter and sour

>> No.31262497
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>>31261129
Yakuindomo was amazing

>> No.31262668
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>>31262497
What's it about?

>> No.31262773
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>>31262668
Comedy with mostly sexual innuendo jokes. I thought it was really funny.

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>> No.31265170
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How do hag anons cope with their high sex drive?

>> No.31266512
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Feeding Mio cake until she barfs!

>> No.31267057
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>>31262773
Reminds me of Shimoneta

>> No.31267782

3 Hags in Kimonos!

>> No.31267888
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Hag feet

>> No.31267917

>The Gamers Hags can barely cook a proper hamburger.
I can save them...

>> No.31268046

>>31267917
VR is hard tho.

>> No.31268059
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>>31253621
Soundpost version

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>>31267888
Clown feet

>> No.31268297
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>>31267888
>>31268156
Lion feet

>> No.31268365

Man this reminds me that Korone's got HUGE TITS

>> No.31268414
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Miosha sure is bouncy

>> No.31268449

Birthday dancing time!

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>>31267888
Yum

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>>31267888
>>31268297
Coyote feet

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Wrinkled soles ahhhhh

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>> No.31268865
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Hags in bikinis!

>> No.31269111

Korone crawling around on all fours with three weapons!

>> No.31269343
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I can't believe Mio died on stream...

>> No.31269547

There has to be something metaphorical about the cake flying away from them

>> No.31269687

Feet disgust me. Get a real fetish you faggots like armpits.

>> No.31269736

>>31269547
>Cake is fleeting.
>Hags remain.
Words of wisdom portrayed in 3D

>> No.31269840

>Cake fleeing the Hags
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?

>> No.31270104
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>>31269840
It means I can't see my hags get fattened up with cake

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Great stream, we're eating good tonight, boys

>> No.31270319

>>31270202
Korone saw something good

>> No.31270665

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=889h0Ra0xCE soon bros

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>> No.31272638
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>>31270665
Elf feet

>> No.31272714
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>>31262668
Jap innuendos. Try to watch the fantranslations though. There are so many jokes you won't understand unless there were footnotes, which fansubs did such a good job at.

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Spent all night throwing up. Please tell me hags were cute.

>> No.31273275
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>>31270665
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

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>>31272748
Yes

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>>31273479
That is indeed a very cute hagfox.

>> No.31273943

>>31272748
The cutest, anon. The cutest

>> No.31275021

I want to drink Mio's vomit

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>> No.31278449
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HAG DAKI HAG DAKI HAG DAKI HAG DAKI HAG DAKI

>> No.31280396
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A cute singing sheep

>> No.31280704

>>31280396
Stop shilling your wife, Fauna. We already like her.

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>> No.31283008

>>31278449
For Mio-mama! (sfw)
https://files.catbox.moe/plme3e.mp4

>> No.31283770
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>> No.31284094

>>31239550
>mio barfing asmr
pardun?

>> No.31285010

>>31265170
found a NSFW version of it: https://twitter.com/tnolize/status/156087526868793753

>> No.31285077
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elf hag uooooh

>> No.31285175
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>>31285010
Congrats, now answer my question

>> No.31285328

>>31284094
>he doesn't know

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>>31270665

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>>31285175
Ehhh?

also some fennec hag

>> No.31286770
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>>31265170
Masturbate furiously to older women

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>>31285412

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>>31285010
>deleted
For those who didn't save it:
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/2390896/post/70662689

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>> No.31289205
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Is Reine a hag?

>> No.31289233

>>31289205
I'd say she is

>> No.31289326
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>>31289233
Which streams of hers radiate the most hag energy? I kinda wanna check her out.

>> No.31290606

>>31289326
Unironically, her zatsu streams when she talked about serious topics are where she shows her hagness the most since she usually just fools around when she plays vidya and more if she's in collabs, especially with her fellow IDs. She also likes many old songs and you can see it in her unarchived karaoke if that's any indication

>> No.31291045

>>31289205
Yes
>>31289326
I agree with >>31290606, her zatsu streams so plenty of her age along with the many times she's called herself old. Definitely a hag who still likes to have some energy

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I want to drown in this tail...

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>> No.31293430

>>31246887
this mio looks very correctable.

>> No.31294115
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>>31291045
Thanks, I'll do just that then.

>> No.31294701
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I missed Mio's stream. Did she barf?

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>>31294701
Oi.

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>>31294701
No but she did run after a cake that flew away from her.

>> No.31297285

>>31269687
Armpits? Pssh, get a real man's fetish like sniffing hag farts.

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>>31297285
Okay but consider.

>> No.31298944

>>31286997
You're a god among men. Thanks anon.

>> No.31299670

>>31269687
>>31297285
Get real and have all three fetishes

>> No.31301209
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>>31298944
Nah, I'm just some horny bastard.

>> No.31301717

>>31299670
Your head nuzzled in Mio’s sweaty armpit while you two snuggle under the covers, her hag farts hotboxing the covers while her feet rub against yours

>> No.31302012
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31302012

>>31286997
yknow, I normally don't like Botan porn, but this seems like something she would do. I could totally see her doing a fan servicey pin up calendar shot like this for fun.

>> No.31302028
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31302028

I want to marry this hag

>> No.31302138
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>>31301717
Anon please have some mercy on my dick

>> No.31302415
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31302415

Please post clumsy hags.

>> No.31302436

>>31301717
I'm unironically erect and it concerns me, fuck you guys

>> No.31302762

>>31301717
this but also while spooning her and brushing her pubes with your fingers

>> No.31303280

>>31302762
>spooning
>feel her buttcheeks rippling against you
>brushing her pubes and licking her sweat
I didn't come to /hag/ to pick up awful fetishes.

>> No.31305492
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>>31302012
>he doesn't like the pretty titty kitty
I don't understand people sometimes. Is this some moralfag thing?

>> No.31308442
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>> No.31309198

>>31301717
>ywn see Mio waiting for you in bed, eager to brush her thick bush and sagging hag tits against you
https://files.catbox.moe/kh73uo.jpeg

>> No.31309387

Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊婦=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
受精=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)

>> No.31309669
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Repent

>> No.31310392

>>31309669
MY HOLY FONT OF PEARLESCENT SEED SHALL PAINT THE VERY WALLS OF THIS CHURCH A GLEAMING WHITE, THE TORRENT OF MY GODLY LOVEJUICE BLASTS FROM MY LOINS AS I STAND UPON THE ALTAR, HOWLING AT THE SIGHT OF GOD'S GIFT, THE BOUNTIFUL ASS OF NUN BOTAN
SHE IS BAPTIZED A MILLION TIMES OVER AS MY SANCTISEMEN DROWNS HER IN A FLOOD OF RIGHTEOUS LUST, THE FLOW REFLECTING PERFECTLY OFF OF THE BODACIOUS ROUNDED SHAPE OF HER BUTT, COVERING THE ENTIRE CATHEDRAL FLOOR TO CEILING WITH MY DRIPPING EXPULSION
AMEN!!!

>> No.31310686
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>>31309669
I will never regret nor be sorry for my love for older women!

>> No.31311026
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>>31309198
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS

>> No.31311281

>>31215317
I want to gift Mio a gallon of my semen

>> No.31311343
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>>31309198
...what's wrong with her leg?

>> No.31311471

>>31309387
Thanks anon

>> No.31311937

>>31311343
Finally someone mention it. It's been annoying me for months

>> No.31312928

What’s your ideal type of hag? Personally like motherly personality, a little chubby with slightly saggy tits, big nipples and thick bush

>> No.31313476

>>31311343
What the fuck???
>mio becomes diabetic (crying)

>> No.31314015
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>>31312928
Literally Watame

>> No.31314075

>>31311343
Just some shading that got fucked up

>> No.31314240

>>31314015
Watame is perfect

>> No.31314314
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31314314

my new favorite hag, she plays 4x games and is streaming despite technically being "pre-debut". cute voice, fantastic model.

unironically wife material, come give her noombers

>> No.31314691
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31314691

>dehags your hag

>> No.31314734

>>31314314
>come give her noombers
come on now, post her channel anon

>> No.31314899

>>31314734
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite

>> No.31315315
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>>31312928
One who despite her age and experience would appreciate being pampered and taken care of.

>> No.31315402

>>31312928
upbeat but soft-spoken, a nice laugh, no huge tits, long legs

>> No.31315619

>>31315315
Pochi HATE

>> No.31316510

>>31314691
As much as I wish her to be, she's still a cake but next year she will become a hag

>> No.31316704
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>>31312928
Mature with a good sense of human, so Botan.

>> No.31318025
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>>31312928

>> No.31318178
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>> No.31320206

>>31312928
I'd be fine with any hag as long as her tits aren't super huge, has a nicely shaped ass (not too massive), will help me become a better person and get use to physical contact, and probably tease me (but not too heavy as I'm quite sensitive).

>> No.31322342
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3d hags?

>> No.31322719
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>>31320206
>but not too heavy as I'm quite sensitive
Anon is cute!

>> No.31322913
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsBKTJxVmQA

>> No.31324832
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>>31322342

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bo6MVQxY6Y

>> No.31325195
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Hello, /hag/! What have you done lately to meet up with and marry your hag oshi?

>> No.31325368
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>>31322342

>> No.31325669
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>>31322342

>> No.31325706
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>>31325669
I will find her.
And I will marry her.

>> No.31325749
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>>31325195
I've been making my nihongo reps and my college classes started last week. I'm studying tech so I can fuck off to japan and impregnate Polka

>> No.31325789

>>31325749
What makes you think she'll have any eggs left when you get there?

>> No.31325855
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>>31325789
She's entered Hag status in 2020-2021 So I still have 5 years more... Our kids will be mega autists

>> No.31325958

>>31325749
>>31325855
you will have to get past me first

>> No.31325972
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>>31325855
I've only very recently started my reps. Purely so I can communicate with my hag oshi.
Still not entirely sure how I'll meet up with her and marry her. I just know she's perfect for me and I don't want anyone else.

>> No.31326043
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31326043

>>31325706
She was at Comiket this year selling Lui goods

>> No.31326049
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>>31325749
>>31325855
>>31325958
*stops u in ur path*

>> No.31326081

CLIO MY BELOVED

WHAT MUST I DO TO MARRY YOU?

>> No.31326124
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>>31325958
>>31326049
Come in, let's see who deserves the honour

>> No.31326231
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>>31326043
Wait, that was legit her? I couldn't tell because of the mask.

>> No.31326449
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31326449

>>31326124

>> No.31326511
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>>31322342

>> No.31326578

>>31325855
35 is officially considered a “high risk pregnancy” age
But with high risk comes high reward

>> No.31326712

>>31326578
I just went googling. What do you mean "high risk pregnancy?" Shit starts declining at around 31.

>> No.31326835
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31326835

Is it just a boardwide meme to talk about how you're going to marry your oshi? Because I'm legitimately desperately trying to figure out how to do it. I'd give anything for it. Am I alone in my insanity?

>> No.31327670

>>31309669
I am going to ditch my current religion in favour of christianity and have hot steaming sex with nun botan
https://files.catbox.moe/eygr91.png

>> No.31327696
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>>31326835
If your oshi is JP your very first step is to learn her language. You could be all good looking you want but no JP woman, vtuber or not, will ever consider a long-lasting relationship with someone who isn't fluent in nihongo.

>> No.31327809

>>31327696
But Anon, is it a meme or not? That's all I want to know.

>> No.31327981
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31327981

Hag GF

>> No.31330379
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>> No.31332479
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>> No.31332906

>>31326835
I don't have any desire to marry quite frankly eventho my hag oshi lives in the same county as me but I do adore and love hags, especially my hag oshi. So while I don't have the same desperation as you are, I still get enamored by them and never think of any of this as merely meme at all

>> No.31333018

>>31332906
>spoiler
Did you mean country, Anon? Or is there legit no R in there?

>> No.31333111

>>31311343
It's the bed covers overlapping the top of her leg

>> No.31333245

>>31326712
Shit start going down at 25. 35 is usually the point of no return

>> No.31334022

>>31327809
it's mostly a meme, please get some help if you're unironic about it

>> No.31334295

>>31327809
While marrying the desire hag chuuba RM is exaggerated, the desire to marry a real hag isn't really exaggerated

>> No.31334351
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>>31334295
>marrying the desire hag
*the desire to marry a hag chuuba's RM

>> No.31334379

>>31334295
But I don't want just any hag.
I want my hag oshi.

>> No.31335098
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>>31334022
Only weak fags think it's a meme

>> No.31335173

>>31334379
Deep down, we all do

>> No.31335448

>>31333018
I mean country yeah but to say county is also correct actually kek

>> No.31337038
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31337038

What is your answer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIZOn3aun00

>> No.31337244

>>31337038
POLKA POLKA POLKA POLKA

>> No.31337819
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How long until she becomes a hag?

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>> No.31340531
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>>31291696
I want to use her tail as daki

>> No.31345798
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>> No.31345910
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>>31215317
Has Mio ever commented on/alluded to the sheer lust driving Miofa?

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>> No.31348799
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Mr. Koro is huge under her baggy sweater

>> No.31348896

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ozIrzWdiH4

>> No.31349052

>>31348896
Cerberi are ferocious creatures.

>> No.31349288
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31349288

>>31348799
Watame’s hiding some milkers too

>> No.31349386

>>31349052
>ywn have a dom hag Toko forcibly wake you up for work/school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An0RYewTJBo

>> No.31350884

>>31339348
Kurokami is pretty busty. What a lewd girl. She needs to be pumped

>> No.31351314
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>>31345910
Is she even aware how horny miofa is?

>> No.31351464

>>31350884
Fubuki’s headcanon is that Kuro is always smaller than her
So if Kuro gained size, than FBK must be massive now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w9e5UEl7U2U

>> No.31351939

>>31351314
What did she mean by this?

>> No.31352159

>>31350884
>Hololive dairy when
>One bottle of your oshi’s milk sold with every limited full set goods order
>Memberships get it monthly, with higher members getting better perks like member’s only ASMR milking streams up to milking them yourself for the higher tiers
>Girls are ranked on how much milk they make per month and how good their milk is
>Tours of the facility are available upon request, nonmembers must stay 3 feet away from the girls while they’re being milked, special promotional items available in the nearby giftshop
https://files.catbox.moe/cvkubk.jpg

>> No.31353808
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>>31348799
I genuinely thought Okayu's bust was bigger than hers until Holosummer.

>> No.31355384
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>> No.31355549

>>31355384
Woman, what are you doing with that grenade!

>> No.31355588

>>31355549
Testing your determination.

>> No.31355631

>>31334022
>ironic
S-Sure.

>> No.31355746
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>>31355588
I am determined to get paizuri from that smug lioness

>> No.31356247
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>>31355746
Poizuri
https://files.catbox.moe/07b7im.jpeg

>> No.31356687

>>31356247
>Poizuri and blowjob combo
Came so fucking fast, i don't feel human anymore

>> No.31360282
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>> No.31362825
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>> No.31365342
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>> No.31367412
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My hags are acting strange

>> No.31368356
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>> No.31371153

>>31367412
Did you try turning them on and off again?

>> No.31372612

>>31368356
What I'd give to brush my hand against that bush.

>> No.31375539
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>> No.31375574

>>31360282
me on the bottom

>> No.31376607
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>>31371153
Still acting a little strange

>> No.31376976

>>31376607
Found the problem, looks like you forgot to feed your lion

>> No.31377429
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>>31376976
Hmmm, actually I think i forgot to feed them both...

>> No.31378050
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31378050

What did Miofa mean by this?

>> No.31378212

>>31376607
There’s a hard reset button on them below their waist
A few flicks of that should reboot them though performance may be sluggish after a bit
It may spray their “coolant” so you will have to refill if this happens https://files.catbox.moe/ruuiin.jpg

>> No.31378553
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>>31377429
Hurry up and feed them while you can

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>> No.31381593
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31381593

There's an increase of Polkaposting in /hag/ lately, I'm very pleased to see that

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>>31381593
Polka stonks rise after she shows off in her live events. Sexy Fennec knows what young men like to see

>> No.31383741
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>>31381593
I had always liked Polka but didn't watch her much. That changed after I left my oshi few months back.

>> No.31385227
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31385227

Which SSRB are you? I'm the white one

>> No.31386223

>>31385227
The one playing with her tail

>> No.31387646

>>31385227
the one who is grinning knowing that he will fuck her

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>> No.31401553
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>>31398806
Dropping the images that I'll be using for the team portraits

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>>31398806
>>31402362
Didn't mean to reply

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>>31217047
>wrapping them both in a big bear hug

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And our Goalkeeper. RIP

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>>31407667
Your death shall not be in vein!

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Would you date your favourite hag if she were your classmate? Be honest

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>>31409411
I'd propose to her at the graduation day after being in a relationship throught all HG

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>>31409411
Would be hard to say since I was a complete retard at that age. If we had our current personalities back then then hell yes I would be courting her.

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