/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>3128300
this could be a pretty good euphemism for getting absolutely hammered

>>3128300
Excuse me OP, what exactly are you trying to do?

>>3128868
I'm trying to collect all the great Lamy transformation fetish material that was created on /jp/

>>3128300
what the fuck?

I dream of becoming Lamy every night

>>3128300
How does one go about becoming Lamy? I can only assume imbibing a copious amount of alcohol is involved.

>>3129259
It would go something like this

https://exhentai.org/g/1673771/124d4b0f95/

>>3129210
Enjoy

>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=become+lamy

>>3128300
I want to transform into Lamy so I can lead a double life and date Connor behind my homophobic father's back, The Little Mermaid style.

>>3129895
Can confirm this is 100% the correct process to become an elf

Become Lamy

>>3132493
How?

>>3128300
Is this an ironic thing or do you guys genuinely get off on transforming into big titty elf girls?

you will never be a lamy

>>3133913
Is this a trick question?

I've written become Lamy pasta, i can do more

>>3128876
nice post

>>3133913
First the former. Then the latter. Next thing you know you're hiding grindr on your phone from your girlfriend and hooking up with guys who can help you feel like Lamy on the inside.

Why become Lamy when I can become Nene instead?

>Yuckyhana Lamey

>>3135467
zion you fucking brat!

>>3134275
Please do

>>3134729
But you're already retarded

>>3133913
>do you guys genuinely get off on transforming into big titty elf girls?
Who the fuck doesnt

w-what

>OK anon, just close your eyes. The transformation will be done shortly

bump

>>3136146
Halfway there bro

>>3141537
Imagine the pain as your chest bloats and your mind slowly gets corrupted into thinking like Lamy

The price of admission is having to bear Botan's babies

>>3129895
Is this why there's no male elves?

>>3151693
Yes its canon

>>3151679
Who needs to have babies when you can just make more Lamys through transformation?

>>3155264
That won't satisfy Botan's massive dong

Guys I think it's working, and this is great and all, but is there a way to change back? I have a zoom meeting in 10 with my boss.

>>3155414
No way. Also, since you're Lamy now, your new boss is Yagoo.

Info collection for purposes
https://www.strawpoll.me/45216620

>>3155847
Wheres the option for Lamy strapping you down on an operating table and injecting you full of Lamy transformation serum?

>>3155847
For me, it's subliminal hypnosis embedded in Lamy ASMR streams.

>>3156048
I'd say that's magic TF

How do you become an elf anyway? I need to know, for… reasons.

Didn't Haachama actively try to push something like this before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwSgb3dmIdY

>>3156554
Be an egg in Noel's ovaries and wait
You're gonna be Flare's spitting image, but i don't think you'll mind

>>3156700
Reminder Flare is a half-elf, thus making her children with Noel quarter-elves. At what point do they stop being considered elves? Is it the one-drop rule?

>>3156759
Flare's genes are dominant enough to grant pointy ears for generations, which is all that's really needed, in the end.

>>3133913
What are you, fucking gay?

>>3156606
Yes, she even said "You are Haachama" in today's Haachama Cooking.

Being Haachama wouldn't be so bad. I'd get to engulf the world in chaos and cook all sorts of interesting food, all while singing Ariana Grande and Alan Walker music.

>>3128467
kek

>>3156934
If I became Haachama, I would have hot lesbian sex with Haato. If Haachama still exists, get her to join too. Better yet, clone myself so that I can have a Haatochama orgy.

What in the actual fuck is this thread

>>3157552
It's a Lamy Transformation Fetish thread

>>3155847
Body swap is my prefer way, where she will seduce you with your body.

>>3157552
Rejoice anon, for the first time in your hollow existence you get to experience the pleasure of wondering which holo you'd have sex with if you became Lamy.

I just want to transform into someone with a family that loves him

My fetish is transforming Lamy into a mother

Do you still keep your memories after transforming into Lamy? It'd be kinda creepy if this is the kind of transformation where you lose your identity and fully start acting like Lamy

>>3157813
If you lose your memory/mind then you're no longer yourself at all anymore, right? What's the point in that?

>>3157813
Identity death is shit. SHIT!!! It is better seeing people try their hardest to act as Lamy, but failling horribly, humiliating themselves, and getting weird looks from other Holos thinking what the fuck happened to Lamy.

>>3157985
Being Lamy

>>3157985
You have a vague, subconscious recollection of a past life. Sometimes when you're relaxing after your late night zatsudan you feel uneasy, like there's something important you're forgetting. The feeling quickly fades as you take another sip of sake and remember how good it is to be Yukihana Lamy.

>>3128300
Is this just the pony transformation general but unbannable?

>>3128300
This is why Coco will never review our memes. I hope you are happy.

>>3134729
Join the army and get blown up by an IED, now you're Nene AND have benefits

The nightmares again, O' Lamy my queen when will you release me from this torment? The gnawing restlessness that has become my existence is often swallowed in black tar and spat out the guts of the leviathan at your feet. Writhing in pain my soul begs your entry. Fill the void between my skin and flesh with your will or torment me no longer, sympathy Lamy. Becoming Lamy... Becoming...

Surely someone saved the good /jp/ Lamy transformation greentexts?

>>3158328
I imagine they'd be in the archive, even if nobody saved them directly. You'd just have to go digging through a lot of posts to find them.

>>3158176
Meme reviews are gayer than anything in this thread

>>3156700
Cute.

Can someone describe the physiological changes of transforming into Lamy? Where does the transformation happen first?

>>3155847
Hypnosis, sure, but then how will I look (similarlyp/exactly) like her?

>>3159923
The first stage is mental. You'll find yourself humming cutely to yourself, skipping sometimes when you walk somewhere and have a craving for beer every night. Then you'll find your hair is starting to grow blue. Then the true horror begins. You'll be compelled to collect newspaper and bind it together with your spit around you to create a coccoon. Afterwards your entire body melts down and reconstructs itself over an incredibly painful 6 week period where you'll feel your flesh slowly melt off your bones to create the slurry from which your new form will be constructed. Afterwards you will hatch and be a fully fledged Lamy, ready to go out into the world and put your saliva in unsuspecting salarymens drinks to begin the process anew.

>>3159923
Ears. It’s always the ears.
Then your eyes. And hair color.

>>3160058
I choose to believe that the hypnosis is so powerful that it causes your brain to alter your body by redistributing fat, changing hair colour etc. Alternatively you could say that the hypnosis only works on you, convincing you that you're transformed when the rest of the world sees you in your original body. I think the latter option is kind of a copout though, full biological transformation is the best.

I’d just like to ask, why specifically would you choose lamy of all holos? Is she your oshi?

>>3160684
Because there was one anon who would always post about wanting to become Lamy in hlg

You will never be an elf. You have no ancestry, you have no blood, you have no ears that would make elves ever see you as such. You are a shut-in self-hating Imperial twisted by delusions of mythical elven superiority and exposure to elvish propaganda into a disgusting mockery of Shor's perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending precious years of your life wishing you were a nihilistic knife-eared race was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual elves are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of physiological evolution have allowed mer to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any elf will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a better looking monkey at best, but with the lifespan of a drop of piss, no knife ears, and no air of unwarranted self-importance.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that obsessing over a knife-ear that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than thinking about your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into Coldharbour ( Clavicus Vile traded your soul to Molag Bal in hopes it would make your stupid fucking wishes to him stop). Your parents will find you, heartbroken but praising Talos that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being Imperial, Breton, or Nord (no chance you're a Redguard. That would be cooning and Redguards don't coon.) to some elvish entity that exists only in your mind while actual elves put in the serious effort to learn and accept the Divines for the valid reason of it being the truth.

I want my brain to be put into a cute android body that looks like Lamy.

>>3160515
>I choose to believe that the hypnosis is so powerful that it causes your brain to alter your body by redistributing fat, changing hair colour etc.
If only hypnosis works this way in the real world.

>>3160813
So it just spread to others wanting to be Lamy? Kinda weird they’d just not opt for their oshi.

>>3161066
That'd be living the life

>>3161583
Only fuel you’d need is sake.

Become za Lamy

>Lamy

I’d be take Botan any day

>>3129895
I hate that I know what this is without opening it.

>>3155321
Barbed lion dong

Transform into Lamy with psychotherapy

>>3135467

>>3158220
More willing flesh is of no use to her if your soul is tainted

I want to painfully transform into Lamy! Imagine your bone and flesh melting painfully to sculpt the perfect image of Lamy!

>>3167720
Going through puberty in 10 seconds let's gooooo!

>>3133913
Faggot.

>>3135467

>>3160984
Kek

>>3160984
EIGHT MILLION
SIX HUNDRED
AND TEN

would you freaks rather become Lamy or your oshi because there are definitely ups and downs for either option (assuming Lamy isn't your oshi).

>>3170518
I want everyone to become Lamy.

>>3170518
Lamy, as I feel transforming into an exact copy of my Oshi will freak her out should I ever meet her. Plus, Lamy is taller than her, so I could be like her older sister.

Becoming Lamy and Getting Eaten by Botan!

>>3170721
You’ve actually put a decent amount of thought into that. Even if I think this is weird I respect it

>>3170760
How will Botan react when she realises you're not the original Lamy? Maybe as a punishment for tricking her, she'll keep you as a sex slave to be used when the real Lamy is busy.

Mommy milkies

>lionesses in heat can mate up to 50 times in 24 hours
Can Lamy handle it?

this thread is disgusting

>>3178251
God, now I really wish I was Lamy, I think.

>>3178717
I know that I wish I was Lamy.

>>3129242
>She pushed the bottle.
Bitch.

Anon's jacking and slicking to the posts of transforming into Lady are really just furthering the transformation of /vt/ into /mlp/mkII.

BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING HOT!

>>3185431
I'll accept being transformed into a pony version of Lamy too.

>>3185516
But then it wouldn't be Lamy.

>>3186139
But I could have Lamy ride me.

>>3186167
Is Lamy a horse girl? She seems like the type, although I don't know if that's (as much of) a thing in Japan.

>>3186306
That one horse gacha seems pretty popular at least.

>>3156759
Going by Tolkien, she’ll have to choose between being an elf or being human. If she chooses the former, her children get the same choice, as in the example of Elrond and his father. If she chooses the latter, her children are considered human, as in the example of Arwen and Aragorn’s ancestor Elros. Humans of elven ancestry get extremely long lifespans, and the opportunity to choose to die before becoming too feeble to enjoy life.