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Drinking Quarters With Uncle Edition
Last thread: >>31199972

>Event
Iron/MANS/ Cooking - Deadline: Friday Night 8PM EST (>>31077924 (Cross-thread))
Okay faggots, bros, and fembros, for this arbitrary cooking competition have a pic ready by Friday night to show off how good of a cook you are, you can represent your gender if you want and we can have a war on the sexes to prove who is better at cooking, or just don't do that. Since Regis just streamed cooking simulator, this is definitely related to Tempus.

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk

>Magni Dezmond
https://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMw
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #MagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQw
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYA
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01w
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/aw97D5kc (embed)

>> No.31212560

Goodnight bros

>> No.31212579

You fuckers made me wander the catalog for like 5 minutes, chop chop lazy fujos

>> No.31212580
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i want nowa to apply his tea snobbery to bourbons

>> No.31212583

>>31212504
I need to see a race between thread makers and picrel

>> No.31212596
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I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.31212603

>>31212504
>not using the watamelon edit
ngmi

>> No.31212607

I want Dez to do a stream where he makes tea with banknotes

>> No.31212617

>>31212560
gute Nacht diggi

>> No.31212647
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>>31212504
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>> No.31212654

>Nowa's birthday is in 6-7 months
YOU BETTER RELEASE A TEA SET

>> No.31212657

>>31212603
i thought about it but the watamelon one didn't have nowa in it so it might not be obviously a tempus thread enough

>> No.31212658 [SPOILER] 
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31212658

>>31212504
The TRUE 5th member of Tempus

>> No.31212679
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>>31212647
AMEN.

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>>31212647
AMEN

>> No.31212700

>make tea stream
>use a Coin as a Bit
>Everybody fall for the rrat
KEIKAKU

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>>31212647
Amen.

>> No.31212756

>>31212647
Amen.

>> No.31212782
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31212782

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>> No.31212786

>>31206087
https://files.catbox.moe/2gl0s5.png

>> No.31212875

Did Ollie send him the tea?

>> No.31212879

nowa making tea for the boys on an offcollab and having a tea tasting session with them would be the ultimate tete moment

>> No.31213008

>>31212875
he bought it from a merchant

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>>31212647
Amen.

>> No.31213033

>>31212786
...why Millie?

>> No.31213035

Regis Altere status?

>> No.31213044
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31213044

>>31213008

>> No.31213107

>>31213008
DON'T SOLVE THE PUZZLE, NOWA, ITS A GATE TO HELL!

>> No.31213108

>>31213033
Interactions with Regis Altare that he mostly started.

>> No.31213127

>>31213035
In the basement getting the ultimate bonk from omegay.

>> No.31213133
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31213133

>>31213035
he's normal

>> No.31213168

>>31213035
In the process of cucking Fungus Covid

>> No.31213191

>>31213107
Thanks anon. I'll warn you that I'm a slow drawer so please don't stay up for it.

>> No.31213224

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1560691116336300032

>> No.31213267

>>31213191
Damn how did I reply to the wrong post >>31212786

>> No.31213285

I kind of wish the quarter gag didn't take over the stream so much... I wanted to hear him talk more about the finer details of the tea, its history, etc etc

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cute leader-chan!
https://twitter.com/AltWcx3/status/1560670273019424768/

>> No.31213302

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1560696186834526208

>> No.31213309

>>31213224
God he's just like me...

>> No.31213310
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>>31213224
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1560696186834526208

>> No.31213329
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31213329

I MISS NOWA

>> No.31213346

>>31213302
magni HATES mori and wants to DESTROY her reputation

>> No.31213405
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>>31213346
First he mogs her in drawing skill and speed and now paints her as a degenerate
MAGLORD I KNEEL

>> No.31213458

>>31213224
isn't oolong that pig from dragon ball?

>> No.31213461

>>31213302
im really sick of that doujin being like a joke, not to defend it, but that retarded normies tout as LE GROSSEST DOUJIN EVER IT'S SO GROSS

Not really, it just has above average detailed art, believe me I find a victim girls doujin to be more disgusting than that shit

>> No.31213466

>>31213267
It's okay. Thanks, too

>> No.31213506
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>>31213035
practicing for the eventual cello concert

>> No.31213507

>>31213461
you are correct. the art is good but it's just baby's first misery porn doujin essentially.

>> No.31213514

>>31213302
>>31213310
>Men are classy
>Women are trashy
A shame the normalfags can't enjoy it with us.

>> No.31213521

>>31213461
bro . . . i can recommend you atleast a hundred doujins worse than both of these
ON TOP OF MY HEAD

>> No.31213529
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31213529

I MISS DADDY UUUU I NEED VALIDATION AND APPROVAL AAAA I WANT DADDY BACK!!!!!

>> No.31213546

>>31213302
I demand a Nowa/Mag /lit/ stream NOW!

>> No.31213564

>>31213310
isn't kefka that guy from final fantasy?

>> No.31213583

>>31213458
Plebian-chama...

>> No.31213641

>>31213546
This but unironically. I need the MagNoir /lit/ podcast NOW.

>> No.31213654

>>31213529
I can be your daddy, anon.

>> No.31213658

>>31213564
Guess who he was named after . . . also yes his actual name was Franz Kafka

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>>31213310
On behalf of my oshi I wish to apologize.
She's a dumb trashy bitch that needs to be spanked.

>> No.31213712

AAAAAAAAA I WANNA PUT AXEL ON A LEASH

>> No.31213719

>>31213461
That one with the holes everywhere on a girl's body grossed me out more.

>> No.31213731

>>31213302
What was that, the shindoL doujin?

>> No.31213733

>>31213302
I legit forgot about that and thought they were talking about the book.

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31213757

the hero is
USELESS
UNTALENTED
FORGETTABLE
and a BAD LEADER!!!!!!

>> No.31213760

>>31213506
Nice art, damn

>> No.31213790

a month has past and the honeymoon phase has worn off. I wish Tempus luck on its future endeavors but I can't be asked to give a shit by this point. Good luck.

>> No.31213829

>>31213790
Why are you so lazy

>> No.31213837

>>31213757
>the hero is
>USELESS
>UNTALENTED
>FORGETTABLE
>and a BAD LEADER!!!!!!
>That was Regis say upon the mirror
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.31213855

>>31213692
It's fine, deadbeat.
As you know, love is blind.

>> No.31213881

>>31213641
>>31213546
Any mention of youtube and /lit/ brings memories of the booktuber incident...

>> No.31213882

>>31213760
it's from that artist really likes leader
https://twitter.com/Ika___20/status/1560679279666466817

>> No.31213885

>>31213790
the burnout...

>> No.31213910

>>31213692
Yea, spanked by me

>> No.31213946

>>31213461
I tried reading one ryona/guro dojin and got filtered by it

>> No.31213964

>>31213790
Consumer-burnout-chan...

>> No.31213977

>>31213881
Which one? I don’t really go on /lit/ much

>> No.31213992
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31213992

The tea stream from earlier is making me want to try out tea again...

>> No.31214000

>>31213790
announcing your lazy is pretty pointless, anon

>> No.31214010

>>31213992
I asked

>> No.31214026

Altare is VERY quiet today
weird
hmmmmm

>> No.31214060

>>31213790
Wish you best on everything. Goodbye.

>> No.31214067

>>31214010
That’s very nice of you anon

>> No.31214077

>>31212580
He's said he doesn't really drink much tho. Pity. We'll have to wait for Nicky Rackets to become a vtuber.

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I used to drink a lot of tea, but then I got a kidney stone.
Never again...

>> No.31214107

>>31214010
Thanks.

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>>31213992
It was a pretty comfy stream and I'm glad he shared something he likes a lot with us. Chat bullying him was funny though.

>> No.31214145

There's 1 thing I don't like about the boys and this is not a hate post, I've been here since day 1 and I love them;
They're all insecure as fuck, it's like they still feel like they don't deserve to be here which is dumb
Nowa is too hard on himself and so is leader, doggo and Magni
Like, I know they're being funny but I feel like Nowa unironically feels bad when he's not being seiso or "in character"

>> No.31214150

>>31213977
The one when they were creepy and scared some poor 2view girl out of internet.

>> No.31214165

>>31212580
I don't get whiskey drinkers man, it tastes good but it's too strong

>> No.31214167

>>31214145
Welcome to vtubers enjoy your stay

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>>31213302
I had no idea a furry book with the same name existed and i didn't really wanted to find out

>> No.31214171

>>31214026
he's preparing for the eventual all out war with kobo

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1560319769353637888

>> No.31214199

>>31214145
imposter syndrome is part of Vtubing 101

>> No.31214222

>>31214167
Welcome to /MANS/ glad you enjoyed my post

>> No.31214230

>>31214145
That's because Omega abuses everyone behind the scenes. Same thing happened to the girls.

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>>31213310
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1560698704725549056

>> No.31214293

>>31214165
You're not supposed to gulp it down like beer or water.

>> No.31214298

>>31213461
Yeah, the fact that the bad things that happens comes from the protagonist's own actions already put it far below other misery porn doujins like Geiger Counter or the tard train molester, and even those don't compare to guro ones like Mai-chan

>> No.31214306

>>31213882
Why do so many prominent viet artists like him. Are they all masochists over there?

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https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1560627468507451393
>you are super hot!
Axelsisters... how can you compete with Papa Pako?

>> No.31214338

>>31214293
even if you take small sips it just burns the tongue

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>>31213035
Egosearching /here/

>> No.31214377

>>31214298
And even Mai chan is just funny compared to most guro.
Its pretty incredible the depths of depravity humanity has managed to create.

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>>31214127
Need more streams where Uncle just spergs out about the stuff he likes. Peak comfy.

>> No.31214397

>>31214145
That's pretty normal for Holostars honestly, the branch itself has had unbelievable hardships since day one and the Tempus boys really sounds like they respect their JP senpais for being able to make having an EN branch a reality.

Remember when I think it was Nowa, that said everyone is working hard because they feel like they don't deserve to have so much success so fast, and Regis even mentioned that they we're surprised people were so nice to them and support them, that they expected to be hated. What happened to the first Holostars gen in JP must have made it so they kept their expectations low and be ready for the worst.

>> No.31214407

>>31213992
Having an occasional tea time does seem like a fun hobby to pick up.

>> No.31214421

>>31214067
>>31214107
No problem friends

>> No.31214463

>>31214318
This kind of looks like Ash from FGO

>> No.31214480

>>31214145
In all honesty, it's part of the package at this point. I'm happy Nowa was forthcoming about his insecurity over singing, but at least he's doing his singing reps, just because I've seen other talent handle similar insecurities worse than he has.

>> No.31214498

>>31214145
Vesper strikes me more as a perfectionist rather than someone insecure. I agree with the rest though.

>> No.31214501

>>31214318
Pako needs to design a boy for StarsEN gen2

>> No.31214512

>>31214407
It is! Ck has a nice comfy tea general

>> No.31214527

>>31213302
fuck all the retarded zoomers in his replies
they arent cultured and are going to assume the worst of magni, especially since he brought the title up

>> No.31214536

>>31213733
Same

>> No.31214580

>>31214397
Yeah but, for example when a game is lame or has a problem you can see how the boys feel like shit because they think come for the game and not the streamer, it happened to doggo and Magni and even Leader had a bad day yesterday and oh boy that was hard to watch because Regis was so disappointed in himself

>> No.31214599

>>31214370
kek
i fucking love this

>> No.31214604

>>31214318
we don‘t compete, axel has two hands

>> No.31214649
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31214649

Regis = King (latin)
Altare = Altar, more specifically fitting for burnt offerings (latin usu. pl.)

King of the sacrifice altars

>> No.31214662

>>31214527
Yeah, Magni was actually seiso that time. I didn't even think of the doujin because he went straight into the reference for Kafka's The Metamorphosis.

>> No.31214663

>>31214318
>compete
I like to watch

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>>31214527
I don't assume anything, i thought he was talking about Kafka because i had no idea a different book by same name existed

>> No.31214722

>>31212658
i've seen this so many times that i wish it was true, give us a 5th member already you fucking piece of shit

>> No.31214727

>>31214580
They're being too hard on themselves and I think they don't get that most of the viewers stick around just for them. The boys need more time even though it's been like a month now, they still seem nervous. I hope Regis is doing alright after getting 2 of his VODs taken down.

>> No.31214741

>>31213733
I cant fathom how many layers of shitposting and ironic weeb you have to be on to hear "the metamorphosis" and not immediately think of the classic book and instead think of some meme hentai. I'm not even a big /lit/fag or anything but who doesn't know of that story.

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>>31214649

>> No.31214768

>>31214722
I think 4 members is the sweet spot

>> No.31214770

>>31214580
Regis yesterday made me a little sad, like he clearly has issues with gamer rage he's trying to repress and doesn't want to take it out on the others so he turned it all inwards instead. Vesper was treating him with kid gloves too... I hope he's feeling better today

>> No.31214791

>>31212658
Omega should have a debut and stream once a month

>> No.31214795

>>31212658
That's not shrek.....

>> No.31214854

>>31214721
its a mistranslation anyways. the zoomercoomers like to beat that meme into the ground because its so hilarious to make jokes about doujinshi every time that word comes up

>> No.31214864
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>>31214770
He was just keyfabbing and being ungovernable for laughs (and yab)

>> No.31214866

>>31214791
He should stream once a day but the stream has no intro, no outro, and it abruptly cuts at 1:00:00 every single time.

>> No.31214889

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1560701742785957888

he's fine guys, just in denial lol

>> No.31214931

>>31214770
It's not only fps he has a problem with though. I'm watching his Gungeon vods and he keeps pointing out how badly he's playing and apologizing. Bro no one gives a shit. You're fine. You could play 10x as badly and I would still watch.

>> No.31214935

>>31214770
The thing is gamer rage content sells. Altare didn't do anything wrong. Cover is just stupid for trying to make their talents act like lobotomized npcs.

>> No.31214962

>>31214889
Someone do AI generated art with the prompt "I'm a hero."

>> No.31214961

Omega RAPED Regis Altare and MINDBROKE him into being a seiso idol hero after the yab that broke the camel's back

>> No.31215001

>>31214768
it's not when all they do is play apex and is only for 3 players and one watches how they are having fun without you

>> No.31215016

>>31214935
He said himself that he took years off from playing FPS games because his toxicity drove his friends away, even if it sells I think he just wants to have a good time now and not get angry onstream

>> No.31215019

>>31214527
>>31214721
Zoomers have fucking awful brainrot, when I hear "Metamorphosis" as a work I go straight to Kafka.

>> No.31215026

>>31214770
Once he gets more comfortable in front of an audience the gamer moment will just leak, what he needs to be careful though is not using gamer words

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>>31214961
>that twink fuckboy fucking anyone
Nah.

>> No.31215093

>>31214722
Having a surpise 5th member would be interesting if it was like an Irys situation where he's revealed as a Vsinger separately but still considered a Holostar.

>> No.31215095

>>31214649
Altare = Altair (Arabic for eagle, also the brightest star in the Aquila (Latin for eagle) constellation).

>> No.31215104

>>31214935
>The thing is gamer rage content sells
Yeah that's why most famous streamers are shit gamers

>> No.31215127

>>31214961
raped by squeezing his anus ring at the base of leader's cock

>> No.31215128

>>31215019
they're gonna make him out to be some sort of massive pervert
stop being weird to my boy

>> No.31215138

>>31214318
Yagoo retweeted this too. I unironically think Pako is going to be a papa again. Yagoo loves him and he's so fucking talented it's unreal. Although Sana was a walking fetish, San was an amazing design and something similar would be incredibly successful if they're bratty.

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Can't believe Nowa lost the Tony and Friends in Kellogs Land permissions.

>> No.31215194

>>31215016
Leader definitely seems like he just wants to have fun and enjoy games he likes.
I don't blame him if he doesn't want to fall back into old habits after what he experienced.

>> No.31215201

>>31215001
They rotate and not all 4 can stream at the same time everyday so it's fine
Don't be a bitch about it

>> No.31215210

>>31214145
>They're all insecure as fuck
they are all autistic internet spergs so of course they are insecure

>> No.31215229

>>31215138
Sana herself is going to be a mama soon too, screencap this

>> No.31215269

>>31214370
based OC

>> No.31215290

>>31214498
perfectionism comes from insecurity

>> No.31215308

>>31215138
I want San 2.0

>> No.31215340

>>31215229
I doubt it because she kinda threw a melty at people referencing Sana at her.
Imagine if Ina became a mama though. Wouldn't that be weird.

>> No.31215346

Lol I'm banned

>> No.31215351

>>31215229
>Sana returning to holo as mama
I hope so....

>> No.31215379

Bro male sana model is 10/10 I want something like that for next gen

>> No.31215383

>>31215269
a couple threads ago OC but it's still pure kino

>> No.31215405

>>31215346
Hello banned, I'm anon

>> No.31215407

>>31215229
Yeah, mine.

>> No.31215408

>>31215340
Ina could work since she's extremely talented

>> No.31215416

>>31214338
Start slower. Get a decent bourbon and make a Manhattan. Something like Knob Creek, its pretty decent and is like $30.

>> No.31215442

>>31215405
Ina stop

>> No.31215446
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>> No.31215448

>>31215229
Very unlikely, she is getting harrased by /vt/ sisters for quitting Hololive and drawning for chink gacha.
She is more likely to become a Niji mama

>> No.31215480

>>31215446
Ayo?

>> No.31215493

>>31215448
>/vt/ sisters
Oohh nooooo that's so scary!!!!!

>> No.31215526

>>31215493
Well they made her already go menhera on twitter

>> No.31215539

>>31215446
Based and kinda cute

>> No.31215565

>>31215448
>/vt/ sisters
Its not just /vt/. Vtuber fans in general are fucking retarded and they keep being tone deaf and bringing up Sana even though she wants nothing of it.

>> No.31215582

>>31215019
>not thinking of Ovid
cringe boomer

>> No.31215601

>>31215448
>sana is going to work for nijisanji because some peoole on /vt/ is shitposting about her
Dumbest thing I've read all day

>> No.31215609

>>31215416
What I had was actually 16 yo Lagavulin

>> No.31215610

>>31214145
this is actually great, because this way they can find a spot between their persona and themselves and sure it's awful that they have to go through this but it's for the better, unless you want them to just throw it all and act like vshojo or nijisanji, i don't know about you but i'm having a lot of fun with the boys the way they are now

>> No.31215642

>>31214145
>They're all insecure as fuck, it's like they still feel like they don't deserve to be here which is dumb
just like every other holo then

>> No.31215706

>>31215582
That's Metamorphoses, dipshit

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>>31214962

>> No.31215732

>>31215706
damn

>> No.31215764

wow Noir is literally me
there's not even any point in me applying to Hololive anymore everything I do would just be copying him at this point
it's over for me bros

>> No.31215768

>>31215601
Actual retard post

>> No.31215782

>>31215019
>not thinking about Illidan
you niggas even game

>> No.31215785

When is the Altare Kobo collab, or rather where can I find the all the boys schedules?

>> No.31215786
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>>31215446
Gg0GA

>> No.31215802

>>31215019
when i hear "metamorphosis" i would ask what the fuck are you talking about, since sure i read the book in school and i didn't enjoy it one bit, fuck kafka and bookworm niggas, every single guy that writes fiction books is overrated

>> No.31215813
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I want Uncle Nowa to give me a gloved handjob while he goes off on a tangent about his favorite teas...

>> No.31215824

>>31215764
Oof. Apply to Niji and bring some culture to that fujo chink cesspool.

>> No.31215828

>>31215764
Mimicry is the first step in doing something worthwhile

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>>31215782
>Not thinking of DARK METAMORPHOSIS

>>31215802
0 IQlet detected

>> No.31215884

>>31215813
glovevestie....

>> No.31215898
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>> No.31215912

>>31215802
t. Axel

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>>31215379
Pako's males are pretty nice, I'd like to see him design a monster boy for StarsEN.

>> No.31215942

>>31215898
not a vampire btw

>> No.31215944

>>31213035
Studying more about NTR

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>>31215898
>Bottom middle
La Luz extinguido....

>> No.31215982

>>31215001
>>31214722
So what you're saying is you want a full stack valo team.
ok
Plenty games are 4 player.
Vermintide 2 could work pretty well for 'em.

>> No.31215983

Ok a month has Passed

>Altare: Know how to Sing/Play an instrument, ASMR, Nice voice/impersonatiions
>Magni: Dancer, Know how to draw, Witty/funny
>Axel: Extrovert, Know Japanese, prettyboy in real life
>Nowa: Easy Talker, TEA, Really nice voice

If you want to get into HOLOLIVE as male: GRIND THESE CHARACTERISTICS

>> No.31215994

>>31215937
imagine a new holostarEN that looks like arjuna … sex sex sex

>> No.31215999

>>31215764
Maten Blanc...

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>>31215019
I just think of the card...

>> No.31216037

>>31215824
I've genuinely considered if I would be a better fit for Niji, in that the content I REALLY want to do requires both male and female collabs and the larger amount of talents in Nijisanji would help as well. But it's not like Hololive can't collab with Niji (although EN seems to be under weird management so maybe they actually can't) and I would absolutely feel more comfortable with HoloEN's culture than NijiENs "culture"

>> No.31216044

Nowa should play Vampire the Masquerade
He's (not) a vampire but it would be fun to see him play it

>> No.31216072

>>31215937
>i-its j-just a tan bros...

>> No.31216102

Btw for anyone who doesn't believe that they fixed the models, watch the apex collab on regis pov.
He has the set up with pictures that change when people speak.
Still image is unfixed, talking image is fixed. Differences aren't huge but they are there

>> No.31216111

>>31216044
He wanted to play the new one, but the servers where epmty.
I dont think he knows it got an update a few days ago and people play it again (maybe)

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>>31215958

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>>31215994
>delicious choco for Stars gen2

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>>31215898
It cut off his head in every one

>> No.31216311

>>31215983
Cover really had some amazing picks here. I wonder if they had others in mind that were equally as qualified.

>> No.31216348

>>31216111
Man that'd be so cool not many vtubers have played that game on stream I think

>> No.31216369

>>31216190
Would he have the pass?

>> No.31216388

>>31216311
I'd like to think Tempus will motivate more talented people to apply.

>> No.31216403

>>31215851
i don't need high iq to understand your petty fanfictions, get with the times, books are dead and honestly the only redeemable thing from old times is classic music

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>>31215884
This old man gave me a fetish for gloves that I didn't know I needed...

>> No.31216427

>>31215983
Not true btw, what if they want someone completely different foe next gen

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>>31216225
Regis is an old man

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>>31216449
Dios mio...

>> No.31216527
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I love this stupid seiso alchemist!!!!

>> No.31216544

>>31215983
They need a personality to go with the existing models they have. Just be yourself and hope one of the models fits you.

>> No.31216554

>>31216403
Answer me this, are you female or just brain damaged

>> No.31216570

>>31215138
>>31215308
Stars EN2 is going to be 3 broad-shouldered 6+ foot-tall men and one 4'8" shota designed by Pako

>> No.31216580

>>31216388
They probably had a pretty good number of talented people apply but like Magni said...it's not just about talent, you need to be someone they can trust.

>> No.31216598

>>31216427
>>31215983
Improve as a streamer (either as a vtuber or doing content that could be translated over well), do singing reps, do japanese reps. If you don't get in, improve more and try again. And don't get yourself involved in drama or other bs because I'm sure they filter those kinds of people. There's no point in looking at the specific personality traits of current talents, just improve in those fundamental areas.

>> No.31216607

>>31215982
not exactly but i would like for everyone to have fun, if only one it's left out, that guy won't do something because it would look like he's trying to fuck up the collab, but if it's 2 people then it's reasonable that they would plan to do something if they want to

>> No.31216638
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>>31216527
Maglord a cute

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>>31216225
That's not how you do it, this how you create accurate fan art of the great Magni Dezmond.

>> No.31216725

>>31216413
same here anon. I want to see Nowa give Magni a gloved handjob so bad.

>> No.31216734

>>31216554
>resorting to insults to my gender
classic man move, pretending to be cultured just to out himself as a retard when you get your taste questioned

>> No.31216736

What are todays streams?

>> No.31216799

>>31216734
I was just curious since you brought up fucking fanfiction you sewer dwelling COMMONER.

>> No.31216805

>>31216719
Even the AI knows he's a twink.

>> No.31216819

>>31216736
the remaining ones are Pokemon Card openings with Altare and Magni followed by more Hitman 2 from Axel

>> No.31216859

>>31216719
What silent hill is this

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>>31216449

>>31216719
Yours is much better

>> No.31216923

>>31216819
>Pokemon Card openings
As a yuro I would like to catch the vod, but I'm afraid someone is going to yab and that shit gets privated again. What do

>> No.31216925

>>31215983
I'm on the grind right now. I still need to build some more experience as a streamer before I can apply in good confidence, but my viewers like me a lot and see a lot of potential in me, so I think I can make it. I've also been told by anons to apply in response to every vocaroo I've posted on /vt/, for what it's worth.

>> No.31216967

>>31216719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ-9-tbEjAA

>> No.31217056

>>31216799
because that's what they are, it so happens that around that time, education was a luxury and only rich people could've read his stories, that is why it's held with high standard, it's literally the harry potter of that era and so it was every single book, unlike music which trascended everything

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>>31216719
Holy shit, much better

>> No.31217120

>>31216403
one of the dumbest things I have ever read on this site

>> No.31217135

>>31216403
Why did somebody bite this obvious bait.

>> No.31217193

>>31217102
>lower left
Vsauce, Vesper here

>> No.31217199
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I feel like my Altare is actually pretty accurate.

>> No.31217219

>>31213514
>>31213733
Mori was thinking about Animorphs

>> No.31217252

>>31216923
Have a bit of faith, Magni already did a handcam stream with no problem and is probably helping Leader with it
If not, there is always the archives here

>> No.31217265

>>31217219
Still trashy

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AYO

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>>31217267

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>>31217267

>> No.31217364

>>31217267
Nigga that's a dog...

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>> No.31217475

I like how he made it clear that he is mostly Seiso streamer
Vtuber world is so filthy now
let the healing begin
start out with a nice warm tea

>> No.31217564

>>31217412
>bottom left
kek

>> No.31217565

>uncle nowa gave multiple people a glove fetish (me included)
huh.

>> No.31217604

>>31217565
Suityan...

>> No.31217619

>>31215351
Her style would actually work really well as a vtuber avatar.

>> No.31217661

>>31212504
The whole fucking time those tea leaves were on screen, I kept thinking they look like the 3rd album cover of everywhere at the end of time

>> No.31217663

>>31217475
it's nice that the boys are pretty clean most of the time so i can watch them without having put up with coombait or low effort coom humor

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>>31217412
>bottom left pointing at bottom middle
>haha, this nigga be reading
>nerd

>> No.31217760

I lost my nice oolong tea but I'll make a cup of the lesser stuff so I can drink it with Nowa...

>> No.31217765

>>31215601
It's not just shitposting, she's getting harassed on her rm twitter account by Holobronies. That would turn anyone off from the fandom.

They're mad that they misunderstood the back injury and that she actually does want to stream, just not under Cover restrictions. Cover drones are like a cult where no one's allowed to be unhappy under them. It's why they also harass Kson and Nazuna.

>> No.31217787

>>31217475
isn't every male in hololive like that tho? except for magni which unironically reminds me of coco, so i expect him to just leave to vshojo in less than a year, that's why i don't feel any type of attachment to him

>> No.31217839
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>>31217765
bullshit on the restrictions.
she just wanted the chink money, they're right to call her a hypocritical lying ruthless business woman.

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>>31217475
I'm pretty thankful as well, it's refreshing to have this group of seiso boys. Even the most unseiso Leader and Magni aren't that bad
The problem with unseiso streamers is that said crass jokes start becoming the main content and appeal instead of simply occasional jokes

>> No.31217856

>>31217787
>i expect him to just leave to vshojo
????
He's actually an idol fan even if he's a wacky shitter with a bizarre sense of humor

>> No.31217881

>>31217765
>Kson
No hard feelings she got harassed by chinks for an entire year I don't blame her for leaving
>Nazuna
She did nothing wrong
>Sana
Made up fake BS reasons why she couldn't stream, was never interested in being in Hololive but wasted a slot in Council anyways. As soon as she graduated, immediately admitted she was lying/fine. She's a snake and the fact she said on stream "my graduation could have been so much worse" tells me she's even scummier than she'll ever reveal.

>> No.31217926

Trying to get AI to make Regis fight Kobo

>> No.31217929

>>31217619
And she loves creating characters, hence why I posted that rrat

>> No.31217949

tribalnigger offtopic-san go away I'm listening to nowa talk about putting quarters on a tea

>> No.31217975

>>31217929
>>31217765
>>31212647

>> No.31217980

>>31217881
Coco is an uncreative retard, Rushia is literally a retarded prostitute, and Sana just gave the fuck up on trying so she could boost her RM.

>> No.31217989

anyway, who do we expect to have more cracked luck, Magni or Regis? Place your bets

>> No.31218002
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>>31217929
>she loves copying characters
is what you mean.
Pink Korone, Rimiru Tempest clone.
Absolutely shameless.

>> No.31218015
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>Open /mans/
>Talking about Vshojo and Niji
Please fuck off

>> No.31218021

>>31217787
>so i expect him to just leave to vshojo in less than a year
What the fuck are you talking about negro, he's been a hololive fan for a long time, he's not going to graduate anytime soon

>> No.31218034

>>31217881
>Nazuna
She handled everything about the situation the wrong way

>> No.31218073

>>31217565
so this is the power of old man autism...

>> No.31218081

>>31217856
so? on his first stream he was already complaining about permissions and how he can't do anything fun and he talked about how he prefers to do whatever he wants instead of worrying about numbers or pleasuring others and also flirts with other talents, so yeah, as soon as he breaks the 10k views he's gonna start worrying and then leave to vshojo

>> No.31218104
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>>31217926

>> No.31218121
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Stop discussing women, I'm going to be sick

>> No.31218122

NIJINIGGERS AND VWHORES GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>> No.31218129

>>31217989
Magni will start out with better luck which will make him cocky, but then his luck will immediately run out and Regis will get all the luck.

>> No.31218141

You can guys join a discord or something to talk about this it's kinda weird that you're talking about girls in a thread called /mans/ with no girl x boy collabs today

>> No.31218188

>>31218104
UOH

>> No.31218193

>>31218081
>he prefers to do whatever he wants instead of worrying about numbers or pleasuring others and also flirts with other talents, so yeah, as soon as he breaks the 10k views he's gonna start worrying and then leave to vshojo
Everybody who replies after me is a 1930's sports announcer.

>> No.31218198
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>>31218081
Except he always wanted to be an idol, so he'll stay in this job to accomplish his dream. Even if the job sucks
Kind of a Kiara case, but less pronounced

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>>31217989
I'm going all in Magni

>> No.31218204

>>31217855
the lewd vtubers are attracting a lot of psycho's and edgelords into the vtuber world too, It's not good for anyone.

>> No.31218257

>>31217980
>boost her rm
i mean she was already doing art for fate grand order anniversary, twice in a row if i remember correctly, i don't know how much boost you need as an artist other than literally featuring your drawings on the biggest market available at the moment and i know ina draw a whole unit for arknights i think

>> No.31218267

>>31217839
Fubuki used to also stream Arknights. Just because you have an anti-China boner doesn't mean that people can't find those games fun and want to make content with them. Gacha rolling streams do very well but Miyabi can't even show his screen when doing FGO rolls.

>> No.31218346

>>31218104
>bottom right
lmao

>> No.31218365

I NEED to see the cute ojisan licking cum off of his gloved hand while red-faced embarrassed and unable to make eye contact

>> No.31218370

>>31217989
Magni had max luck on his guild card, but given how his max int seems to pan out, I think Altare will get the better cards in the end.

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>>31217989
I wanna say Magni but I feel like Mister Leader is gonna have that Spy Party collab turnaround near the end. If it's actually Magni that starts out with shit luck then it snowballs into absolute luckshitter status that would also be really funny.

>> No.31218419

>>31218198
he doesn't know shit about the idol industry unlike kiara who was actually an idol, he's a little bitch who as soon as he sees how many restrictions he has for everything, he's gonna call it quits and don't think i don't like him, i certainly do, he brings up a good dynamic for holotempus but like i said, it's the same case as coco

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Eh, I tried

>> No.31218427

>>31217989
I don't know who, but I'm sure that one of them is going to lead for most of the stream, but the other will pull something cracked right at the end that swings things in their favor

>> No.31218438

>>31217989
Regis needs the win man

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>>31218419
he'll know a lot more about idols very soon

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>>31218365
>ywn bully uncle into licking his cum-covered glove clean
why live

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>>31218267
>used to
Being key words. Used to be able to stream chinese shit.
So the only 'restriction' she had with Hololive/Cover was stay away from the Zhangs, she wanted otherwise.
Hence me saying, she wanted their money.
It's pretty damned simple, anon.

>> No.31218524

>>31215408
I think she already said that she doesn't want to become one because of the commitment. She already has her other work anyways.

>> No.31218546

>>31218419
No one in Hololive except for Kiara knows shit about being an actual idol and pretty much all of them including Kiara would be automatically disqualified due to age. Holobronies talking about idols is an actual joke. Make belive im@s producers whi make mads on Nico Nico are closer to idol adjacent.

>> No.31218566

>>31218503
I can't believe Magni will get casting couched by half the company...

>> No.31218568

>>31218546
Hags are cute though.

>> No.31218571

>>31217989
Betting in deep for Demon Lord

>> No.31218625

Shut the fuck up already holy fucking shit

>> No.31218639

>>31218546
And Kiara herself outright denies them being idols.

>> No.31218645

>>31218568
But they're not idols. Early 20s is considered hag tier for them which means everyone but Haachama and Kobo would already be out of the running.

>> No.31218656

>>31218546
>Make belive im@s producers whi make mads on Nico Nico are closer to idol adjacent.
you had a stroke or something?

>> No.31218657

>>31218546
>holobronies
>>>/NijiEN/

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>>31218513
All this Nowa gloveposting is making me want to write the smuttier part of the fic before the buildup, holy shit.

>> No.31218695

>>31215138
Honestly, it's very likely. There is some kind of connection with FGO and Holo (more on the EN side) lately and I don't know why. Council? Majority FGO artists. Tempus? All FGO artists.

>> No.31218705

>>31218257
No one cares about FGO’s US/Global art work except for conventions or panels stateside. Hell even /fgoalter/ shits on her art every time and most don’t even know who the artist is. If she was doing 7th Anniversary JP work or an actual content artist then that would be something else. Let’s not forget that Pako does A LOT of work for FGO/Sony so she can fuck her over if she wanted to.

>> No.31218752

I am enjoying posting in this, the Guild Tempus thread

>> No.31218789

>>31218705
>she
pako is a woman?

>> No.31218790

>>31218513
I wanna bully him so badly... he's so easily teaseable it's insane... why is this old man so vulnerable and easy to coerce

>> No.31218828

>>31218789
To my understanding yes

>> No.31218839

>>31218680
Please, anon. For me.

>> No.31218865

>>31218695
FGO is extremely popular in Japan, even now.

>> No.31218868
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>>31218790
Bottom right

>> No.31218875

>>31218828
No he's not. Where the hell did you get that impression? He's married.

>> No.31218886

WHY THE FUCK IS 39DAPH IN MY HUSBANDS STREAM!? IM THE ONLY ASIAN GIRL WHO SHOULD BE NEAR HIM

>> No.31218891
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Fujos and Yumes, I call on you. Cleanse this thread.

>> No.31218917

>>31218868
KEK THANK YOU

>> No.31218933

>>31218875
Nasu is also a woman

>> No.31218936

>>31218886
But you're a caucasian man. And he isn't your beautiful husband. And this isn't your beautiful house....

>> No.31218948
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God I love these kusogaki

>> No.31218956
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Thread's closed

>> No.31218966

>>31218891
i'm literally trying right now omega. please give me strength

>> No.31218969

Finally unbanned, I swear meidos I will behave now

>> No.31218982

>>31218639
So would anyone even remotely into idols.

>> No.31218989
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>>31218956
Not so fast

>> No.31218990

>>31218956
>thread is closed due to STARS

>> No.31219009

>>31218875
ayo he's married and hitting on axel?

>> No.31219025

>>31218969
time to post more gay porn

>> No.31219046

Me and the wife love to gather around the chimney with a nice cuppa tea to watch Vespapa's zatsus

>> No.31219060

>>31218886
dont worry omg youre prettier than her girlllll shes nothing compared to you

>> No.31219070

>>31218865
I know that I play JP . But having multiple talents in the same group with the FGO connections is such a huge coincidence. Even the most recent gen before Tempus, 6th gen JP has no one who worked with FGO.

>> No.31219083

>>31219046
Get outta here Oney

>> No.31219103

The sexual tension between femanons and anons itt is palpable

>> No.31219116

>>31218839
nowaregis sister... if that's you I'll do it for you...

>> No.31219143

>>31219103
male anons itt so tsundere towards femanons. it's kind of cute

>> No.31219150

>>31219103
I agree. As an Ojisan, I fear for my precious bodily fluids.

>> No.31219160

>>31219103
found my wife itt

>> No.31219184
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Still accepting soundpost requests, just provide a timestamp.

>> No.31219185

>>31218936
Shut up Daph you bitch!

>> No.31219187

>>31219103
>femanons
there's no such a thing lol, you retards think you can discern the gender of someone by how they write and everyone in here who replied to me thought i was a woman, multiple times for some reason

>> No.31219216

>>31219103
What are you talking about? I see nothing of the sort

>> No.31219225

>>31219187
h-haha yeah...

>> No.31219243

>>31219187
That's right! Everyone in this board is a gay male

>> No.31219253

>>31219187
Because you are a massive fag that’s why

>> No.31219289

>>31219143
Shut up we're not cute

>> No.31219290

>>31219187
>proper capitalization and punctuation: male
>lowercase and no punctuation: female
i switch it up to fuck with people and see how many YWNBAM/YWNBAW i can get in one thread

>> No.31219329

>>31219187
Feminine hands typed this post

>> No.31219335

My wife's ITT right now shitposting about non-Tempus chuubas and samefagging as all her own replies

She also likes to pretend she hates women and RP as 13 year old boy sperging about it

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>>31218868
>bottom right
What if Nowa sometimes wears some of the panties from his collection?

>> No.31219361

>>31219289
yes you are, you silly little cutie. your resistance makes you cuter!

>> No.31219366

>>31219187
>you retards think you can discern the gender of someone by how they write
I can. Now show me your vagina.

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>>31218868
>m'ladies

>> No.31219413

>>31219345
Cute

>> No.31219418
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>>31219025
>>31218989
>>31218956
This took 100 tries

>> No.31219425

>>31219253
i might be 1,60 but i'm sure i'm more manlier than you

>> No.31219435

>>31219361
Not cute enough to kiss apparently, cowardly womam

>> No.31219470

>>31219425
Europoors don’t have a manly bone in their body

>> No.31219486

>>31219425
>160cm
AHAHAH LOOK AT THIS NIGGA HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE

>> No.31219491

>>31219402
>M'vesties

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Behave! This thread is awful

>> No.31219529
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>>31219425
When will they learn?

>> No.31219537 [SPOILER] 
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>>31219116
It is... it is... I drew this (spoilered for artfagging) and am planning on drawing some weird creepy Leader/Nowa and Leader/Magni art at some point too...

>> No.31219547
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>>31219491

>> No.31219551

>>31219290
All that determines is if you're phone posting or not.

>> No.31219557

>>312194253
Femanons in this thread are taller than you. I should know.

>> No.31219559

>>31219523
SEX

>> No.31219567

>>31219345
i like that Nowa was drinking tea in almost every shot in the MV

>> No.31219579

>>31219523
ACHAN SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.31219591

>>31219470
>t. Asian twink

>> No.31219599

>>31219184
I'd have you make something but I can't think of anything... you could turn some streamables into soundposts, I hate doing that stuff.
https://streamable.com/zxdscn
https://streamable.com/jjxx89
https://streamable.com/xs8bzc

>> No.31219605

>>31219537
Cute art femanon

>> No.31219641

>>31219537
ugly art ywnbaw

>> No.31219676

>>31219605
>>31219641
Here's more proof you guys can't fucking tell KEK

>> No.31219677

>>31216037
apply to wactor

>> No.31219685

>>31219537
Nice nice

>> No.31219698

>>31219335
It's true, I'm the wife. Also I'm mtf

>> No.31219710

>>31219676
Retard.

>> No.31219778

>>31219710
YWNBAWM

>> No.31219788
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>>31219567
It's pretty cute desu

>> No.31219790

all you virgins lusting for femanons when in reality, the fact that they are here, it means they are the retarded whores that hangout with boys thinking she's one of them when in reality everyone just accept her because they feel sorry for her and/or want to fuck her

>> No.31219825

>>31219537
Very nice, drawanon. Keep up the great work, it's always cool to see art of the boys in here

>> No.31219847

>>31219790
It's okay. I accept you. You are valued.

>> No.31219879

>>31219676
Sure Kronii

>> No.31219889

>>31219790
I love you femanon-san, unironically. I hope you have a good day today.

>> No.31219913

>>31215340
>>31215408
Never happening as long as she is an active vtuber, she doesnt want the workload, dedication, and stress of expectations

>> No.31219917

>>31219790
A girl that likes getting passed around amongst the boys is considered one of the boys (female)

>> No.31219918

>>31219790
>female hands typed this post

>> No.31220003
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Now we're talking

>> No.31220002

>>31215526
/vt/ didn't do shit, tone deaf gacha niggers who tuned into her AK streams keep going "oh she seems familiar" then they keep calling her Sana when she actively searches out shit regarding her characters, so imagine you as an individual with an artist identity you've had for more than a decade keep seeing "yeah "dead persona" drew x thing"

>> No.31220007

>>>/soc/NIGGERS OUT

>> No.31220009

A whole new way to experience 4chan

>> No.31220034

>>31219790
ESL femanon-chan... it's okay, we love you too

>> No.31220041

>>31220002
>replying to an hour old offtopic post
why are you like this

>> No.31220067

>>31219913
But imagine if she, apart from being a holo, became a mom for someone in EN2, their interactions would be priceless

>> No.31220085

i love axel syrios. i love him. i love his personality. i love his ear toggles he never uses and i want to pet them. i want to nibble on his ears and embarrass him. his little torn outfit is so cute. i want to tug on his chain and get him to turn around so i can kiss his forehead or little nose or maybe his lips if he‘s okay with that. he‘s my little blonde boy and there‘s nothing you can do to stop me from loving him. i can‘t wait to forfeit all of my mortal possessions to him.

did i do good in scaring the tribalfags away from our precious thread? ;_;

>> No.31220092

>>31220041
i didnt realize that discussion has an expiration date

>> No.31220116

>>31219847
>>31219889
>>31219917
>>31219918
>>31220034
fuck off ok?

>> No.31220121

>>31220067
I hope I get into some future StarsEN gen, get a model drawn by Ina/Sana, then graduate 10 months later for not streaming

>> No.31220172

>>31220085
did axel ever talk about the cat on his outro? does it have a name?

>> No.31220177

>>31220085
you did very good. thank you anon, your efforts are valued

>> No.31220201

>>31220116
If you are a passable biological female I would have no issues making you my slampig in front of other /mans/ and sharing you with them

>> No.31220207

I think it would be cool if I got into StarsEN and was a valuable enough employee that Cover would sponsor a visa for me and help me move to Japan.

>> No.31220257
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peak comfy
I hope he does the reverse and does a coffee-tasting stream as well

>> No.31220287

>>31220116
<3

>> No.31220305

>>31220121
Myth and Council would be proud of you for following in their footsteps

>> No.31220324

>>31220257
i think it's on his plan to do it at some point just to mix things up a bit, who knows when tho

>> No.31220345

>>31218524
and that it would be awkward

>> No.31220445

>>31220177
this yumejo will work hard to keep /mans/ safe!

>> No.31220473

I hope anyone who joined that Discord server spammed yesterday got their personal and financial information stolen

>> No.31220496
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I don't want to go to sleep because I'll wake up and get a terrible phone call

Please post art and memes

>> No.31220535

>>31220121
ayo? imagine if this actually was a thing and when girls graduated they can be come mamas for future generations, god i wish i could be marine's child

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>>31220496

>> No.31220558

>>31220116
it's going to be okay

>> No.31220600

>>31220557
This hurt me more than it should have

>> No.31220614

>>31220535
My child will be Marine's child and Marine will be my wife

>> No.31220650

https://youtu.be/6qdezPn8fJY
leader-kun... your daddy issues are showing...

>> No.31220664

i want to be a femanon too and get tons of attention for just existing but i will never be a girl so my posts will just never be replied to forever....

>> No.31220667

>>31220614
No if I marry her first! get fucked anon!

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>>31220496

>> No.31220742

>>31220614
i meant "mama" as in the one designing my character, not everything has to be sexual you know...

>> No.31220743

>>31220664
"lol" said the scorpion "lmao"

>> No.31220749

>>31220664
tits or gtfo

>> No.31220796

>>31220664
Female hands typed this post...
Does that help?

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>>31220742
When you think about it though

>> No.31220848

>>31220742
I know you did. My post was also very sensitive and romantic
>>31220667
If that happens, I'll amicably co-parent any of your children with you after the two of you divorce.

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>>31220496

>> No.31220922

>>31220743
oh god dont tell me the "lol lmao" meme this whole time came from the scorpion and the frog story

>> No.31220945

>>31220848
mine was out of respect and admiration tho

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>>31220922

>> No.31221010

I'm genuinely worried for leader guys.
>Trouble past make his personality change due to bullying and becoming toxic
>After all the work with speech therapy people on debut complain about his voice
>Actually mentioned on the first collab reading the bad stuff people say
>First to debut, gets trashed about wah and hm hm unlike the others who pretty much nailed it
>Has been there for nearly every single stream for his bros showing support even when they others can't and cheering them on
>Does his best to promote merch and keep up the lore even with the rest pretty much making fun of it
>Even after that the fans decide to tack the Demon Lord on him instead
>He think of almost anything that gets mentioned (games, movies etc) immediately on how he can do it with the boys
>Constantly asks to play with them even more than they already do
>Starts getting minor yabs back to back
>His jokes often flop due to collab partners not following along (looking at you Magni)
>Is short
>Gets is trouble due to his singing bits despite being what help him relax
>Has to force himself from singing to the point its visibly stressful (see Apex stream)
>Can't even play the cello for his streams despite how well received it was
>Clearly subduing his true gamer tendencies and violent outbursts
>Keeps telling himself rather than the viewers that he will get better despite all the issues

While he's not my broshi he's really someone they all care about and I don't want him to break under the unecessary expectations that either the fans or he set himself by taking the title of leader.

>> No.31221018

Dont forget about iron/MANS/ tonight anons, and femanons

>> No.31221091

>>31220995
lmao
I mean that's basically accurate to the point of the story anyway so I cant even be too surprised

>> No.31221141

>>31221018
iron/MANS/ is tonight? I'm gonna obliterate you all with my cooking

>> No.31221176

>>31221010
>is short
It's over for him already...

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>>31221010

>> No.31221207
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I missed oji's morning stream, tell me about the coins

>> No.31221227
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>>31220496

>> No.31221236

>>31221010
I wish Regis becomes the Tyler1 of Vtubing

>> No.31221238

>>31221141
cant wait to saliviate over it

>> No.31221293
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>>31219599
Here you go anon.

>> No.31221310

>>31221010
You forgot the part where he actually admitted that he hated himself as a "joke"

>> No.31221328

>>31221207
He just needs more iron in his diet anon...

>> No.31221341

>>31221010
I can save him...

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>>31221293

>> No.31221353

>>31220945
I respect and admire her greatly as well, I just also want to marry her irl. I feel like if she was going to take one of her talents and run with it after she graduates that it's going to be voice acting. I love her illustrations too, but she's said herself that she would struggle with the deadlines expected of a pro illustrator.

>> No.31221357

>>31221010
honestly, i think he'll be okay with more time and practice, but hearing him frustratedly cut himself off from singing in the apex collab to the point of asking the other boys if they had tips on "breaking bad habits" made me feel bad for him!! he's already self conscious about his vocal tics...

>> No.31221376

>>31221207
He was only drinking a quarter cup

>> No.31221394

>>31219184
I don't have the timestamp thanks to the vod being down, but I think this would be a fun one
https://files.catbox.moe/md8269.mp3

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>>31221348

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31221464

>>31221413
>>31221293
>>31221348
Nice, good job!

>> No.31221493

I wish anons wife would stop larping as a bitter 13 year old boy
And males to stop larping as femanons

>> No.31221555

>>31221357
Exactly! I found the singing a bit cringe because I thought it was a bit at first but then I realized it's literally his way of expressing himself and they just took that from him

>> No.31221565
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31221565

>>31221464
I will never have a cute Japanese boyfriend

>> No.31221598

>>31221565
Not with that attitude you won't. Move to Japan and get one

>> No.31221607

>>31221010
you forgot
>noticeably still fucked up about cheating ex to the point that he keeps bringing it up unprompted

>> No.31221615

>>31221565
https://streamable.com/ji30ap

>> No.31221702

>>31221018
FUCK YOU I HAD TO PUT IN EXTRA HOURS AT THE OFFICE NOW I HAVE LIKE 2 HOURS TO PREP

>> No.31221731

>>31221607
>You now realize this is why he was pretending he didn't know what NTR was and was so focused on it

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>>31221615

>> No.31221755

>>31221493
I larp as a bitter 30 year old because I am one.

>> No.31221778

>>31221565
I can be a pretty good approximation

>> No.31221787
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31221787

>Walk in
>Apex VOD still private

>> No.31221800

>>31221731
We have to find a way to indirectly help him get over that bitch

>> No.31221824

>>31221702
bro, its in the op
also, good luck

>> No.31221841

>>31221565
Why not just get a boyfriend who speaks the same language, dork?

>> No.31221844

>>31221787
That's because management isn't his little healslut

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jwu what did i miss fellas

>> No.31221880
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31221880

>>31221010
I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.31221896

>>31221824
Bro some of us aren't neets who can stay home and cook all day

>> No.31221910

>>31221849
see >>31217267

>> No.31221935

>>31221896
i baked last night, otherwise id be in the same boat

>> No.31221941

>>31221824
Nobody reads the OP nigga

>> No.31222014

>>31221493
I'm not larping though I really am a woman

>> No.31222017

>>31221841
Because homely anglo saxon boyfriend who speaks Japanese isn't the same as cute Japanese boyfriend

>> No.31222029

>>31221896
i made my lunch yesterday i will just run with it i think

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