/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Touch grass

Basically view the higher profile ones as celebrities. You'll never ever get a chance to meet them anyways.

The lower profile ones? They're people too. Don't be a creep. If by some fucking miracle you actually get a chance don't fuck it up.

Depends on if you fell for a no name indie or someone big like a holo or niji

>>3113955
Grow up kid

falling for an indie is way worse, avoid it at all costs

Do not cope. Allow yourself to be lost into the parasocial relationships with your fake anime girlfriends.

>>3113955
WAY less gay than being obsessed with a real girl. You're like Chad Thundercock compared to most zoomers.

>>3113955
You already know the answer. Enjoy not feeling dead inside while it lasts, and use the excess energy that comes with it to improve yourself. If a miracle happened, and you met your oshi, you'd want to be the best version of yourself, no?

>>3113955
Get a gf

>>3113955
Have sex

>>3114049
spbp. Especially the part about indies. I see way too many weird groomers in small chats and since the streamer interacts with chat more they're much harder to ignore. You can have a crush on a vtuber and not be a freak about it

Can't help you bud, just accept it

you keep telling yourself that behind the avatar the person doesn't look that great and you'd lose interest instantly
any coping that doesn't turn me into gosling mode will work

>>3114255
>>3114314
Impossible for everyone browsing this board. Why do you think they watch vtubers? It's the closest thing to female interaction they'll get.

>>3113955
you don't. embrace the gosling

>>3113955
take a break and become a monk

>>3113955
which one is "failing" to you?

>>3114604
Shit take, she's already a professional Mangaka she literally does VTubing for fun and stress relief

>>3113955
You're not helping anyone. In fact, you can't even help yourself.

>>3116227
Dumb ESL. He's saying "falling" as in "falling in love" with them

>>3113955
what a sad life

>>3114118
I got it really bad for an indie and I feel awful for it. I was always the type to fall hard for friends so this was kind of expected. The worst part? Their avatar isn't even attractive to me. it's 100% their personality.

You all still have your feelings? Nothing good comes from those. Throw them away. You will never be your oshi's, or any girl for that matter, sexual or romantic desire. Give it up, spare yourself the pain.

Help me bros. Ina is unironically the most perfect girl I have ever seen in my life, and I don't think I can fall in love with any other girl. I can't find a girl who even has that level of personality I can personally relate to and be compatible with, let alone all the amazing qualities that makes Ina so special. Part of the problem is that these type of girls never leave their rooms, which makes it that much harder to find them in real life.

>>3113955
By getting a real girls personal affection and realizing an e girl trying to milk you is nothing by comparison
>>3116227
>she literally does VTubing for fun and stress relief
Yes that's what vtubing is ideally suppose to be esl kun. Just a hobby and not a girlfriend substitute for turbo virgins

>>3113955
Just pretend like your oshi is your gf or wife. Fantasize about her being next to you and doing things with you as a normal gf would.

Take the waifuism pill, but unironically.

I highly doubt I'll ever meet the person behind a v-tuber and even if I did their actual personality is probably super different than that of the persona they play everyday on stream. But, I think "falling" for a chuuba helps me identify the qualities I'd like to find, have or nurture in a partner.

>>3114314
Unironically hate sex. I feel attraction, but don't want sex. Makes me like vtubers more b/c I know they will never have sex with me.

Why do you still have emotions? Why are you so fucking normal?

>>3114118
Fuuuuuck just the implication alone shoves the blackpill right down, fuck that shit.

>>3123822
Same. I even have a relationship partner but that's not part of it.

>>3115701
What if I know what she looks like and it's even better?

>>3121525
I find Ina a lot less relatable once I found out how hardcore of a gamer she is (while saying she's "bad at vidya"). Our attitude to gaming seems totally opposite.

>>3129176
Is she really that good?

>>3129588
Some anons will claim otherwise, but she's that good. Having the confidence to do a blind run of a game like Hollow Knight onstream and then say she's bad at video games... Man, that's some level of perfectionism. Makes you wanna think if you want someone like that in your life.

>>3113955
Its too late for you, there is only one outcome now.

>>3129588
Ina is the Best in holoEN, ame has been very underwhelming

>>3123251
It's still work. You can find plenty of streamers explaining which parts in particular are awful to do, and I think it's easy to see that you wouldn't stream 4 times a day for a whole year for free. Ideally you love your work but just like with relationships, love doesn't mean it's all fun and games.

>>3129588
Shes a triple legend in ff14. Something only ~5k of players have (out of an active population of around 1M I guess)

>>3114118
Why is it worse?

>>3129916
Damn NEET Ina.

>>3114118
What's so bad about it?

>>3129176
Yeah. She's the type that got sucked in really hard when something intrigues her, including games, so sometimes I just wish she stopped a bit to interact with chat when playing games. That's why Ina's gaming streams filter me hard these days and I love chatting and drawing streams even more.

>>3129949
I so want to see a Hololive FF14 raidgroup with Ina as the leader and Kiara as the main healer.

>>3113955
>How do I cope with falling for vtubers?
just accept it

>>3129942
>>3129979
Having a crush on a holo is like having a crush on a celebrity. They will never know you or meaningfully interact with you. Even if by a miracle you were noticed by them, they are a public figure always under a microscope, and you're just some random dude on the internet competing against people miles out of your league.
I fell for an indie. One that greeted me, knew my friends, talked to eachother in DMs and discord, asked for my advice, laughed at my jokes, etc. Even asked where I've been when I didn't show up for a while. But at the end of the day you are still a viewer, a customer, a client. An entertainer can have good relationships with their clients, but she will never see them as peers. They are just as unavailable as the corporate vtuber, but the pain is so much worse.
Keep your distance. Its okay to befriend them, but always realize what the relationship is.

>>3129717
>Having the confidence to do a blind run of a game like Hollow Knight onstream
Most streamers do that

I see some anons saying to "embrace it" but it's that really okay?
What will happen when you spend years loving her and then one day she just graduates? Pretend she "died" and move on to the next vtuber? Take the roommatepill?
Is really okay to keep "embracing" someone that will never correspond to your feelings?

>>3113955
Same way you don't fall for the cashier when she tells you to have a nice day.

>>3113955
>cope with falling for vtubers
Don't fall for vtubers. You can appreciate and enjoy them, but understand well in advance that you're not "the one" in any sort of romantic sense. And whatever sort of emotional attachment or love that you are missing in your life you need to sort out on your own time. Don't let eceleb vtuber be attempted to fit and fill that hole. It won't be healthy for you in the long run.

>>3130179
Just become a successful anituber and she will suck your dick.

>>3113974
this

>>3132578
It may be different for someone else but for me the meaning behind "embrace those feelings" is to simply enjoy it for what it is for as long as it lasts.
Everything comes to an end eventually so there's no point on dwelling on that. If something makes you happy right now, use that push to seek more things that make you happier. Whenever that's trying to improve yourself, getting into new hobbies, etc. doesn't really matter, it only matters to keep aiming for something else that makes you feel alive/glad to be alive.

>>3115701
>tfw found out what mori's roommate looks like
>she is actually cute

>>3121307

Try to bridge that gap then, ganbare bro

>>3129717
Hollow Knight's not that hard. Just takes perseverance and basic platforming skills.

>>3113955
Just imagine that every little thing they do is calculated, its all an act, they have to strictly follow corporate guidelines, this character is nothing like their real self. They only see it as a job, they can have 20k+ viewers watching at once but they're alone in a room just trying to farm superchats for their company while playing up their character.
>>3121525
There are thousands who think Ina is their perfect girl as well. Don't forget a real relationship has to go both ways, she knows she has to entertain you to keep watching, in real life she might not want to do her cutesy shtick and is a total bore. On the flip side, if you're nothing more than a viewer with no personality she'd see you as a bore and leave you.
>Part of the problem is that these type of girls never leave their rooms, which makes it that much harder to find them in real life.
This couldn't be truer, the only times I've met cute girls who never leave their room it was in college.

>>3130179
Don't ever member someone you'd like to befriend. It's like hiring someone you want to date.

You don't.

>>3113955
Just remember it's a fantasy. But enjoy the fantasy. Just don't lose yourself.

reject modernity
embrace vtuber love <3

>>3116227
ESL-chama...

>>3129717
Dumb zoomer

What is your ideal date with the vtuber you fell for anons?

Just stop caring about people. Whenever you start feeling like you're getting attached to someone through the monitor, remember that it will only bring pain and suffering, and they will never care about you unless you have something material to offer them.

>>3113955
Find a vtuber that just vtubes for fun rather than a job, you get a lot of interaction that way
I watch a vtuber that made it off crypto and he (not tranny, just male just female avatar) streams to like 10-15 viewers with a $5,000 vtube avatar as a hobby that most non-sponsored vtubers cant afford with absolutely no apparent schedule

>>3129916
Its understated. She got all her ultimate clears when it was cutting edge content

UCoB clear in the first month of clearing is no joke sweaty tier. Probably triple digit amounts of people in the world did that, and probably like a few hundred in NA. Ina a bad gamer right now, but she has to balance being a streamer and limited playtime towards a game. Brain fog as a streamer is a serious debuff. If she can just sit down and get into the zone, she'd be pretty competent at anything. Just like how her ffxiv, drawing, and schooling has shown

>>3171386
Bad compared to who ? Pro gamers ? She's better than most of Hololive and most people on this board.

>>3164613
we go get chicken mcnuggies from mcdonalds (40 pcs) and she accidentally drops them and breaks down crying

>>3113955
Print her picture out and shit on it.

>>3174342
He asked for help, not how to get into a new fetish

>>3113974
Forcing yet another buzzphrase, kill yourself.

>>3137098
this is good advice

>>3146947
Please, I'm begging you,
Give me sauce
I will grovel

>>3187720
But it's terrible advice. "Falling for someone" and "thinking that you have a romantic future together" are two different things entirely, and saying "figure your shit out because you clearly lack affection irl" is both obvious and completely unhelpful. What's the actual suggestion here?

>>3113955
Ao-chan is her boyfriend. You never had a chance, just move on.

>>3121525
That image resonates with me, you made it?

>>3145895
Not that anon but your post gave me some peace of mind. Thank you.

>>3172243
Gura?

>>3189695
even better, nyanners

thankfully i got to live my dream in a recent vrchat stream of hers

>>3113955
>>3114251
I think this is the best advice. You can't just say "get a gf" to someone thats at the point of falling for vtubers. Use the feeling for your oshi to become someone that could make her fall for you. Even if you never met her, theres still like 4 billion women in the world, im sure you'll find someone that align with your tastes.

>>3114049
I view all of them that way for some reason.
It's always really nice when I watch a small streamer and they actually reply to my comment.