/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

YOU SAW NOTHING.

>cellos are copyrighted
What the actual fuck?

>he was bonked by the big mouse

It was the Ghibli cello that did the vod in... rest in pizza...

>>31118359 #
It starts off with the little things. Did you leave your keys somewhere? You can't find them in your bag or pockets. No, you didn't leave them anywhere, Vesper points out that they've been in your pants pocket this entire time! You swore there used to be a plant by the door of the house, you ask Vesper about it. He's confused and tells you that there's never been a plant there, that they're all in the back. Weird, but you accept this truth anyways because he says he doesn't like to lie. It escalates more and more until you believe yourself as an unreliable narrator, that you're too dumb of a human being to properly keep track of things, and that Vesper should just do it instead. You give him everything to look after, your finances, your documents, everything. Without Vesper, you're pretty useless.

>>31118809
>Playing a piece on the cello can get you bonked
What the fuck?
>The mouse
Ah of course

>wants to play Lego Star Wars with Axel

How would tempus react on penis inspection day

>>31118809
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

I feel like I'm being stream sniped guys, I made a sandwhich and some bacteria started eating it

GHIBLI HATE, but for real I thought instrumentals are safe from copyrights

>What does kino mean?

>what is kino
he's not /here/...

>>31118931
Amen.

>>31118928
Depends on who's doing the inspection

>kino mention
ok who broke containment again

>doesn't know kino
>doesn't know baneposting
>doesn't know xpilled
Not /here/

>The Cooking Simulator VR stream we did last night was pure kino, is that what you're saying?

I tried to generate some more mascots for Regis

>russian
>CS
Of course, lol

/MANS/ sisters, as your father I'm fucking disappointed in you and am taking away your privileges with the detachable shower head.

Did his cello stream get removed? Lame.

>>31118979
Sometimes, also instrumentals are notorious for getting falsely contentID'd because they sound like copyrighted recordings, see that public domain classical music stream Ame did.

>>31119040
he’s not necessarily wrong though…

>>31119070
i will rape you in your sleep father

>>31119070
i'm a SEAnignog papanon, we don't have showerheads but a bucket and a water scoop

I get wet for leader whispering is that normal

>>31118928
>PNG
For fucks sake anon

>>31119070
shut up regular, tell roberu to throw in a pity win for bae

>>31119204
he already did twice

That's fucking lame, because the chello bit from yesterday was pretty good. Altare was being extra cute too, feeling nervous yet excited to impress chat with his skills. Copyright claimer hate!!

>>31118809
>5th member isn't shrek
I am obligated to cope and seethe

>>31119235
there's still clip of it fortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XhuaqOW3Xk

>>31119235
At least it got clipped

>>31119204
He just did

imagine being a regular murabito and your village being burned down and the last thing you hear is

ice to meet you

I think Regis talks normally now

>>31119102
very interesting, because a certain Holo princess has been doing Ghibli keyboard streams all the time and nothing happened

>>31119134
Joke's on you, I'm kinda into that.

>>31119235
This man is literally perfect. He sounds hand crafted

Anyone kindly enough to share leader's privated cult stream?

>>31119397
Please do not compare a professional like Hime with any other vtuber.

>>31118408
I'm having a croissant and a coffee. Pretty nice morning over here.

>welcome back
Altare grooming his chat again

>talking about indog whore for more than 2minutes
Altare stop....

>>31118906
Femcel hands typed this

If the first Regis Kobo collab is awkward I'm gonna anti Nowa

I like how much fun this nerd has with the zooms.

I want to mating pressed by Axel

>>31119641
come on, he's just a little guy

Altare calling the chat out for worshipping other demon lords. You can love only him.

>>31119678
Nodoka for fucks sake, don't you have some paperwork to do?

Is he making fun of trannies or agreeing with them?

>>31118897
Studio Ghibli

>>31119575
>indog whore
That's his adopted sister bitch. Apologize.

6 horas de sexo with Nodoka...

>>31119641
I hope they never collab, otherwise Kobo's fanbase will destroy this general

At this rate I'll just be seen as a copycat by the time I apply for the next gen...

>>31119751
None. He's just doing a bit on his own.

>>31119769
>hot realistic body
>tiny cartoony head
What the fuck?

>>31119789
Hololive doesn't want duplicates.

Do you have any skills that would help you join Holopro? For me, it's having a short refractory period.

>Dez as Rick
>maybe Axel or Altare as Morty

>>31119070
Robert get back in your hole.

>>31119885
I'm very funny, charismatic, good at voice acting, get along with most people I meet and love Japanese stuff and video games. I also stream regularly.

The threads are always pretty chill during America morning / SEA nights. It's really enjoyable especially when Leader streams

>>31119975
and yet you either didn't get in round 1, or didn't bother applying, why?

>>31119872
Mumei....
Green Lamy...
Grey Fauna....

>>31119885
I can play the drum, a bit of piano, and love racing games.

>I like stage acting
God 3D, please...

3D CELLO CONCERT PLEASE PLEASE

>>31120093
if you really think that then ok youre in

>>31118906
please anon... I can only get so turned on. I want this ojisan to mindbreak me!!!

>>31119885
Probably, but I can't pretend to be happy in front of people and entertain them even if my life depends on it when I feel bad (which is everyday)

>BFEfags btfo'd again

Wait, the VOD for Cult of Lamb [2] is gone for good or he's able to cut it and up it later?

>>31119885
None, I don't even know how to speak English.

>>31120307
He'll cut out the cello, which is fine there are already clips out there.

Altare is actively asking feedback right now in stream

>>31120307
they're snipping it atm as he said so earlier

>>31119885
Heh, I can barely speak English and I'm still shit at writing.
t. Spic

>>31119885
I used to be in show choir and spent the entire pandemic remote learning period as a TA, which is a sort of corporate streaming when you get into office hours and review sessions. I'm starting to do actual streamer reps too.

Technically if someone made like cartoony VR models they are allowed to use it right?

I hope he's well aware that it took over a year for the EN Holos to get 3D

>>31119789
Are you good at music or can fill the shouta character?
Shouta Vesper sounds interesting

>>31120279
Without Nowa-oji, you're useless, so just let him handle everything and follow his rules, anon.

>>31120363
>>31120388
Oh, great. The overall stream survives and we might get some cello bits might survive.
Clips are not as fun.

>>31120020
I haven't applied yet because I don't feel that I have enough experience to be worth their consideration just yet. I only started streaming this year.

>>31120531
Of course, Nowa Oji is in full control of my life. I'm nothing without him. I would be a fool to not follow his every order, no matter how strange they sound.

>>31119020
>he beliebs it
Leader is a 300IQ sociopath, he knows he can't be associated with /here/

>>31119641
c'maaan he's jus a little guy

>>31120458
honestly, I'm worried that the boys being proactive and pushing for things will actually allow them to get it faster somehow and making people angry even if it's not their fault

:^)

:^)

>>31119885
I can draw and sing decently.

:^)

>>31119885
I'm just a lil guy

Anyone here planning to play FTL along with Nowa later? Like, use the same ship as him, start at the same time and see how long it takes to beat the boss.

>CRYING WOJAK

>leader is /here/

Did he just MS paint a wojak?

>>31120458
Not for Gen 6

A FUCKING WOJAK

>>31120869
Yes :^)

>>31120825
Oh shit, I didn't even think about doing that, thanks for the suggestion

>>31120825
maybe
i've never beaten the game but i only have like 19 hours in it

>>31119885
I can sing and draw and have a decent following, but my debuff is that I'm extremely menhera so I doubt it's a good idea.

NARUTO MENTION

>>31120890
Leader's wojak have more sovl than the original

GOOP

>>31120887
As it turns out, Gen 6 isn't EN

So why is it called Hunter Hunter when there's an "x" in the middle?

>>31120706
>"(You) are now posting manually"

THE "X" IS SILENT
I LOVE SPY ECKS FAMILY

O MY RUBBER NEN

O MY RUBBER

he doesn't know anime...

Based leader dabbing on hunter EX Hunter apologists

Leader doesn't know his memes...

The strongest hunter"chads" by the way https://youtu.be/pUDUK-yvwQs

Leader confuses me greatly

Altare is an admitted anime normie

>>31120804

>>31121083
image for ants

>>31120987
Why isn't it called Hunter Squared

>demon god
Oh no he's becoming stronger

>>31120998
Yeah, right, next you'll tell me xxxHolic has silent x'es too.

>>31121083
Hes definitely hiding his power level

>>31120706
Correct. Good anon.

>not seen madoka
He's not /here/

>kobo senpai this
>kobo senpai that

demon god...? oh no...he's GROWING STRONGER

i've been watching anime for years never watched guren lagann code geas and evangelion

>>31121179
He's trying to make Nowa jealous

>>31121215
Focus on the game Altare

>>31121114
Vesper for ants acktually

>>31121179
>The only female liked by the demon god mysoginist

>>31121215
They're all very good in my opinion. Those are easily three of my favorite animes

I don't like anime

>>31121160
>>31120706
>>31120531
>>31120279
>>31118906
What the fuck is wrong with Vesties????

Regis reminds me of a certain nephilim who can't shut up about anime

>idol anime
Just watch Macross

>>31121073
Jesus fucking christ /MANS/ sings Top of the World would probably be just as awful though.

>>31121215
I just finished watching Gurren Lagann. Must be an anime that men like because my bf enjoyed it a lot, but I found it pretty mid unless I was stoned. Animation was top notch though.

>made a pact to never watch love live and jojo
cringe... but also based...

>>31121264
he's just a little guy

jojo fans
not even once

>>31121277
Welcome to masochists anon

>>31121269
Kobo's unironically the only one I can tolerate because her skillset is similar to Regis.

>JoJo pose at McDonald

>>31121215
Same here to be honest. I'm not big on the robot stuff.

>Leader thinks jojofags are insufferable
I think based

>>31121307
No cause he'd watch Delta

>>31121343
But Vespapa is a sweet little guy

>I wish I was that passionate about something
Oh Leader...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40LildfRRMc&ab_channel=AngryArtisticAustralian

>>31121277
massochism and daddy issues.

I like Jojo but I hate the fans if that makes any sense.

>>31121353
It's a shame she basically only speaks Huttese.

>>31121277
Vesties are secretly Saplings when their mom is not around.

>>31121317
The jojo fanbase is one of the most insufferable fanbases ever and even I told myself the same thing but the show is really funny and entertaining. Lovelive I would never watch.

>>31121312
Unironically, yes. It's mostly a story about growing from a boy into a man with some philosophy about dualism by way of a million different shounen tropes at once.

>>31121410
You bastard I had my volume on high

Never watched jojo beacause of the fandom. Started hating MHA because of the fandom as well

>>31121399
They want Nowa oji to be gent in the sheets and barely restrained beast in the streets, which is a somewhat valid interpretation considering his more unhinged moments

>>31121277
I just want an older man to abuse me in ways that are unbelievable. Nowa-oji is that old man who will do it. He's the perfect candidate.

>>31121277
What's the term for that pose when woman bows down on the floor naked and all her clothes are nice and tidy on the side?

>>31118809
THE TRUE 5TH MEMBER OF TEMPUS

>>31121535
No, this is the true 5th member

JWU, what has the leada said this time?

>>31121423
It's really a shame that we have incredibly loud and annoying fans among us now because it is a classic. The manga is so good. Heritage for the Future is also somehow one of the best Capcom fighting games.

>>31121307
He should binge all 5 seasons of Symphogear

>>31118931
Amen!

>>31121581
This is canon, everyone else pack it up

>Grandmaster
Okay, Altare please play OW on stream. I want to see some good gameplay of something else instead of Apex.

>>31121581
BASED

>>31121526
>>31121277
Adding on, Nowa-oji has brought up BDSM in passing twice, so that means that he knows what he's doing. It's hot and I just want him to fuck me up then give me the sweetest aftercare.

Why did OW removing anything even slightly fun?

>>31121532
naked danza?

>>31121535
I want to be a total gigachad like him so I can get a girlfriend

>>31121423
Not only does that make sense, it's the only proper way to engage with Jojo. It's a fun series but interacting with the fans of it is pretty insufferable, at least online.

>>31121638
devs trying really really hard to force their game to be esports shit

>>31121581
I kneel Cello-sama.

>>31121700
But that's the stuff which makes esports worth watching.

>>31121423
It makes sense. I put off watching it for ages because the fans seemed so obnoxious. I'm actually watching it right now though, and it is a lot of fun.

>>31121532
>>31121645
Naked dogeza

>>31121627
do you think he was a sub or dom? I'm thinking a sub. Possible power bottom.

Damn Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R4bFZQhXA0

>>31121755
NTA but I sense dom energy

>>31121733
I know, but corporate suits don't get that

>>31121638
I really don't know. I haven't played since Brigitte was added to the game. I just lost interest around that point.

I want to nut one to leader

>>31121312
Gurren Lagann is lost on a lot of western anime fans because they don't realize the whole thing is a love letter to Getter Robo. It was made a year after Ken Ishikawa's death, a creator hugely influential to mecha and respected by the creators of TTGL.

>Probably use axe body spray
LEADER STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

>>31121755
He must be a switch who's dom-leaning..I can imagine Nowa-oji in both positions and my god, is it hot.

YOU'RE A NERD

Somebody post the Altare misogynist copypasta

i missed the first hour, has leader been cute so far

>>31121867
personally I use Bleu de Chanel or Burberry London during the winter.

What the fuck is wrong with him...?

I knew using axe body spray was lame nobody believed me

Whenever I turn into a leader solo stream, I swear he's on some kinda schizo ramble.

>>31121964
that was weird

>>31121755
nta but I think it would be really hot if you think he's a cute sweet guy, but secretly a very dominant man

>>31121977
That's what makes him so great.

>life is suffering. hehehe!

>maybe being a Demon King would be fun

>>31121972
Anon it's always been lame.... anyone telling you otherwise is still mentally a 15 year old. CWC thought it was a high end cologne.

Leader you're so good at gaming

>>31121977
He's just like (Us) fr fr

Personally I use the cheapest generic brand they sell at the supermarket.

You heard him bros, let's compliment each other.

Leader is literally me fr fr

OH NO OH NO OH NO

>>31121977
That's absolutely one of his best features, it's great to listen to.

i think you guys are cool
faggots

Well anon? When was the last time you were complimented by the opposite sex?

Body sprays and perfumes are unnatural. I don't use any of them.

>>31122091
No, you basically posted homestuck

>>31122091
Compliments from other men mean absolutely nothing.

>gayness is a joke

>>31122133
I think you're pretty cool too, even the weird degenerate fujoshi here are kinda cool sometimes

>>31122135
My grandma called me handsome last week

>>31122135
Does getting complimented by my mom count

>Leader is into complimenting other guys because guys don't get as much compliments
I call based

>>31122135
fifteen years ago

>>31122135
An old woman called me handsome when I held up the door for her last week

>>31122135
My aunt said that my clothes were really cool a month ago

>school shooting
>hiding in pure terror
>altare walks in class room
>"I see you breathing over there!"

Altare, your demon lord's leaking again

>>31122133
y-you to...

Y'all are dumb motherfuckers. I love you guys for that.

>>31122133
Thanks bro, I also think you're a cool faggot

>>31121799
Kek Axel, I appreciate that he’s really bold around his senpais tho

>>31122091
Nice dick bro

>>31122135
A cashier flirted with me last month.
>>31122166
Wow, ungrateful much? My bros and I compliment each other often. It helps.

Altare is so fucking WEIRD

>>31119885
I actually like Minecraft.

>"so true bestie"
>"what a based chat"

He's /here/ more than Vesper and played you fags like a fiddle

>>31122135
Not counting my mom?
4 years ago

>>31122275
They all do, anon

>>31122281
Yeh is kind of making me self conscious

>you just want to be praised
Leader... I would praise him...

>>31122364
I think Reedah sees our cringe and appreciates it immensely

>>31122245
It's still appreciated but it's absolutely not a confidence booster. It's like your grandma calling you a handsome young man. It means absolutely nothing.

>>31122232
Thanks. You too.

>>31122281
i don't get why people keep going OMG HE DOESNT KNOW ___?? when he just lies about stuff he does or doesn't know, all the time

Altare is slowly but surely claiming his way up the ranks of my favorite chuubas. Gives me a lot of old Ina vibes but with more enjoyable and funny tangents and zatsu times.

>C on Calculus
Finally I am better at something than leader

Just tuned in to leader's stream. What did I miss?

>>31122281
>doesn't know baneposting
>doesn't know __pilled
>doesn't know kino
He's 1000% not /here/. It's time to accept reality

>>31122166
The fuck are you talking about anon, compliments from other men are the only ones that actually matter because women are unable to gauge what men value

Leader is dumb...

>>31122166
Well it makes me happy.

>>31122135
I do not remember, most likely I'd say over 15-20 years ago, it must have happened when I was still a cute little kid and before I became a gross teenager and after than even worse adult.

>>31122447
ENTER

>>31122451
Anon, your attitude is horrible. You must not have very good friends, if you have any. My friends and I love each other to death and we are all very honest with each other.

>>31122527
I'm just shitposting. It's not that serious.

>>31122550
Stop posting and focus on the stream, you blue haired faggot

>>31122550
t.altare

>>31122281
Y-you supposed to be attract all Yumejo/Fujoshi from the boys!!!

>>31122552
Men value sex. Men cannot provide other men sex. That's what it comes down to in the end.

>>31122166
Not true. You're not a bro, then.

>>31122749
you live in a sad little world

>>31122749
>Men cannot provide other men sex
Not with that attitude.

Altare...

>>31122749
>Men cannot provide other men sex.
WRONG

>>31122749
you superficial bitch boy

Remember /MANS/, even if an old woman compliments you and calls you handsome, don't dismiss it. It counts. They were once cute young women and it means their younger-self hidden inside thinks you're cute. Old people can still see if someone younger is attractive, just how I can see some 18 year olds are hot but not want anything to do with them because I'm older and prefer hags.

>>31122749
This is the way a sociopath or a developmentally disabled person sees the world, anon. You have a pathetic outlook on life.

He's so silly...

>>31122749
Get ready brother, I'M GOING IN.

>>31122535
>tfw aced my Cauculus III exam without understand a single thing

>>31122856
and wild...

>>31122842
Especially from an old women - they have years of expirience.

>>31122749
It depends on what a given man wants from sex

>validation
He won't get validation from sex unless it's with a 11/10, which is unlikely.

>intimacy
Post-nut clarity sinks in, just as alone as before.

>comradery and warmth
Impossible.

>gets in your way
wdyd?

Half of the time I have no idea what he's going on about..

>>31122135
A hair dresser complimented the cologne I was wearing when I got my hair buzzed.
She said it smelled like how an older gentleman should smell.

I'M ONLY 29

>>31122749
>He doesn't have sex with the homies
You're missing out, dude.

I'm hungry bros

Leader is a sperg

>>31122749
Ur brain is as smooth as a baby's butt anon

>gives your broshi nightmares

>>31122897
You've been an ojisan for like four years, anon!

I had no idea about the cello thing and just watched the clip, holy shit that was awesome

>>31122860
>>31122535
Bros can you take calc 2 for me, I just need it for a master's in analytics....

>>31122842
>uhhhh actually 18 yos and 80 yos are the exact same mentally
Retarded take.

>>31122897
Maybe you're prematurely aging into silver fox territory anon

Regis reading scary stories would be fun

>>31123006
You literally can't parse a post that's over two sentences long, can you?

>>31122946
>>31123013
N-no, I thought hag was like 29-30, I'm still a young man, I have no grey hairs and no bald spots...

>>31122986
I always impressed by a person that can play an instrument.

>>31122135
A friend of a friend told me she liked my beard like a week ago. My beard is the only thing I like about my appearance so the validation is nice.

https://youtu.be/-XhuaqOW3Xk
Listen to Altare's impromptu cello performance, for you

>>31123006
You are so retarded it's almost cute

>>31123078
women are hag at 30+
men are oji-sans after 24

>>31123078
Being an ojisan is tight. You should own it.

I miss *pop* posting

>>31122164
>homestuck
>anon doesn't know about the long and storied history of quests

Fucking casuals

>>31123166
He didn't do it much in this stream

>>31123166
he popped right as I read this

>>31122135
22 years ago when I was 11... I let some girl have a water bottle I won in a raffle, she called me nice.

>>31123165
I proudly embrace my ojisan factor despite my shota looks

>he straight up didn't watch the collab
rrats confirmed...

>>31123078
>tfw 23 and already balding and going gray
It's so fucking over

>>31123165
Only if it helps me get a girl with daddy issues. But I think I've already subconsciously embraced it after buying Italian double breasted suits.

>REGIS DEFENDS STICKING IT

>>31122135
a girl in middle school told me my body would be great for playing basketball

>>31122889
Men absolutely do get validation from women that are less than models lmao nor does post nut clarity somehow nullify intimacy the fuck are you smoking

>>31121627
So, you guys have daddy issues or is it just general parental neglect

>>31123297
Playing basketball = having sex

I'm into hags who knows what they want in life
Too bad I'm ugly

>>31123105
Holy smokes!

>>31119885
>short refractory period
I sure love a talent who can splooge back to back off screen.

>>31123078
So what you're saying is that you're just a little guy?

>>31123282
Do you get your suits tailored? Based taste anon, make sure not to cheap out on shoes and watches.

>>31123345
it was only years later that I learned she had a crush on me

>>31123297
I was gonna make a joke about she wanting to fuck you, but I think she literally wanted to fuck you.

>>31123345
Yeah, with men.

>>31123297
Anon...

>>31123282
>t.
Ladies look out!

>ywn be vesper's bike
vesties...i'm ngmi...

>>31123282
Ha, nice. I'm trying to keep getting away with dressing like a metalhead for as long as I can. I clean up well but ultimately feel more comfortable in casual clothes.

>gotta stay on the bottom

Ayo did he just....

>>31123479
He's literally me

>>31123165
It's really not. Your opportunities dry up extremely hard after college. Shit's ultra hard mode unless you're rich as fuck

>>31123491
>tfw Nowa straps you to a very special bike with a vibrator on the seat, then streams for 4 hours in the next room

>>31123540
My childhood sucked hot ass so I vastly prefer being old. I also never went to college.

>>31123503
The key is to just buy nicer versions of the shit you like to wear

Better quality jeans, limited edition band shirts etc etc.

>>31123491
Real shame fr fr

>>31123541
By bike he means one of those fuckmachines he uses to break women

>>31123610
>He expects (You) to keep pedaling btw, he has a camera set up so he'll know if you stop

>>31123605
Wouldn't you know it, that's exactly what I do.

>>31123696
You can get away with it into your 70s that way anon, basado

>>31123382
I fit a standard 38R/40 fairly well, I actually have had more pants tailored due to my long legs and smaller waist, but I could probably use some adjustments on the good quality ones.

>>31123479
Looking like an autistic vs looking good in a suit is just a matter of not being fat, shaved cleanly, and having a good haircut.

Oh boy..

>NIJI MENTION
YAB YAB YAB

MILLIE MENTION

LEADER UNITY

>Niji mention
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Uh oh niji alert take cover

NIJISANJI MENTION

>>31123720
oh no atlsisters?

Guys don't go crazy. Don't bite bait.

>millie parfait
NOOO PLEASE NOOO

here come the niji beggars

UNITY
UNITY
UNITY
UNITY
UNITY

leader no...

>>31123340
I'm pretty sure the female vesties literally have daddy issues.

AIIIEEEEEEEE A NIJI

>>31120998
I LOVE ROM X COM!!

>>31123746
imma nibble nibble your ass

don't forget >>31118931

Millie is The Best Niji you could interact with all you dramafags need to chill.

>>31123540
I'm 28 and it's not that bad, you just constantly have to put yourself out there. Living in a city helps too

TEMPUS IS BRINGING UNITY TO VTUBING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

If he stops talking about nijis after this stream he got bonk for sure

>>31123744
What do you kids mean by this

He's baiting on purpose, it's fine

>>31123491
>ywn feel Vespers ass and thighs moving on your face
life is unfair...

>>31123890
Based

why would they get bonked if they talk on twitter and youtube chat

>>31123815
Classic Axelism, makes me laugh every time

>>31123885
probably a false mention I also did that several times

>>31123844
The boys interact so much with nijis and indies on twitter I doubt it's a problem

>>31123971
I can save him...

>>31123799
Meanwhile, the male Vesties are daddy age

>Can love bloom on the /MANS/field?

No, this is a good way to get canceled

>>31123844
>Talking about nijis is LE NOT ALLOWED
There's an entire archive of them doing this anon it's not banned
https://pastebin.com/yQXsNCS4

>>31123721
Hell yeah mane. On the topic of getting compliments from other men, a friend of a friend said that I give him "Lou Reed vibes" recently... genuinely the most flattered I've been in a long time lmao I didn't know I was that cool

>>31123971
What are the implications for Nodoka?

>>31123971
Mouse from the Matrix

>>31124020
One of my aspirations in life is to be as cool as Sir Brian May

>>31123971
saviorfag to the max

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1560286627909758976

>Macross
Boy oh boy

>>31124018
>there's a beggarbin
you guys have mental issues

>>31122897
What was the cologne? What's a good cologne in general? I use Bourbon from bed bath and beyond but I have no context for what's good

>>31124033
Axel found out that Nodoka is already married

>>31121755
He mentionned being 95% M and 5% S

>>31124012
I will fuck a female vestie with my ojisan technique

>>31123971
Was Nodoka raped or something?

>>31124033
She can never be saved from being a virgin.

>>31123971
This is one of the most relatable aspects of Axel for me. I'm such a sucker for this type.

>>31124012
>Meanwhile, the male Vesties are daddy age
I'm a 20 year old male vestie

>>31124018
Really disturbing

>>31124092
That 5% must be extremely potent

My rrat is that he subs only for men and exclusively doms women

>>31123829
Yeah. Millie may not be for everyone, but that's only in the way vtubers typically aren't for everyone. She enjoys what she does and fulfills a character archetype of cartoony little witch girl. You either like her bit or you don't.

When I'm a Holostar, my bit will be that I'm in a relationship with Chat who I'm trying to romance like a lounge singer

>be regis
>it's 02:55am
>'hmmm, looks nice and quiet out, might go for a walk' *pop*
>goes outside, sticking to the moonlit shadows, only his eyes are glowing
>dancing and skipping from shadow to shadow like a maniac
>spots a drunk woman making her way home from a night out
>goes Regis the Ripper on her ass
*2 weeks later*
>plays cello, beautifully, at her funeral with rehearsed sad face
>comforts family
>goes home
>starts stream

>mentions a nijikek
>chat starts collab begging and starts asking why Holo and Niji EN don't collab
>ignores it and just keeps playing
Good leader.

>>31124082
Hilariously it was Sauvage which is more of a "name brand all purpose 22 year old" cologne that I got a small bottle of for way under MSRP. I use it occasionally because it's good for all weather.

Depends on what you want/like, because certain smells are good for warm/cold weather and you need to determine if you want cologne to "slay puss" or to come off as a Chad when you enter your boardroom meetings for your very important job.

>>31124230
I would never doubt him again

>>31124214
this is true i was the woman

Nice, Nowa is playing a kamige
You guys still gossiping?
Lol, Lmao.

>>31124230
>didn't happen

Which side was blocking the HoloEN and NijiEN collabs?

>>31124210
This is unironically a good plan because legit BFE is still an untapped market in the ENsphere, hence the nijiwhore still making tons of money almost a year later

>niji mention
NOOO
FUCK UNITY, THEY HATED US PRE-DEBUT

I need photos of Altare using Millie as a clocksleeve

>>31124230
Stop posting your retarded fantasies literally everyone moved on already

>>31124303
Shut up, sex friend.

>>31124334
If you want to make money and don't mind your chat being 70% simplified chinese

>>31124303
We don't watch streams here.

>>31124342
>laughed at tempus pre-debut
>laughed at /mag/, called it a psyops
>now it's all talks about unity

>Game Grumps
You don't have the permissions

>>31124321
Don't care. I just want to watch Holostars.

>>31124321
>was
You say this like it's still not blocked

>>31124342
who cares about niji fans? holo fans are retards more often than not too. if the streamers respect each other's content there's nothing wrong with that and fan stupidity shouldn't have anything to do with it

>>31124230
Would he ignore an SC about it?

>>31123479
He looks handsome??? I'm not seeing the problem with your image?

Just play Fall guys leader. No one gives a shit Magni did it first.

>>31124400
I remember

>>31124303
If it's a kamige, how come Friend hasn't played it???

>>31124342
And now /#/fags are using Tempus to shit on nijis

>>31124321
Nobody knows at this point.

>>31124434
Like he always does, thanks for the sc though

>>31124434
he deleted an sc for being stupid, so I don't see why he wouldn't