/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31060199
Why no panopticon setup?

>>31060199
I think one of the lamys from the apartment next door spiked my drink with lamy water. What should I expect?

>>31060199
A bunch of Haatons are conducting a "fire drill" on the lower floors. I don't recall there being a fire drill scheduled today. What's going on?

>>31060199
Can someone stop putting watermelon in front of my apartment door every weekend? I'm not a nigger, Goddamnit.
And where these people have supply of watermelons for the whole tower?

>>31060199
The teamate floor is deserted and quiet, did something happen?

>>31060199
Fucking watamelon keep drop their seed in front of my door

>>31060507
>>31060764
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>>31060949
bacot kontol

>>31060199
Has anyone seen Pavolia Reine? This is what she looks like.

>>31060199
I hear a lot of obnoxious rave music and erotic moaning coming up from floor 41 (where one often sees Kronies and Hoomans) until all hours of the night.
What's going on over there...?

>>31060949
they're currently making their way down to the basement to join the deadbeats

>>31060199
I'm putting bombs on everyone's maiboxes

>YOUR OSHI IS SHIIIIT
>your oshi is shiiiit
>ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒˢʰᶦ ᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᶦᶦᶦᵗ

>>31062349
oh shit that nigga actually jumped

>>31061804
settle down, hooling

>>31061737
Ah i see, someone else should move in to their previous floor then

>>31060199
please be respectful of neighbors. You're grown men and we shouldn't have to hear you howling and crying that you miss fauna or that you want fauna milk.

>>31061506
You don't want to know...
One of them baited me into going one night, said it was just a small gathering and wasn't going to be crazy or anything.
I still get nightmares about what happened.

Yo pass me the shark, it's my turn on her

>>31063387
sorry bro she is tired

>>31060199
>/vt/ tower
>actually some african building where a ton of ppl fell to their death

Also you can rent an apartment there.


https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/destinations/africa/117894632/ponte-city-a-tour-of-johannesburgs-most-terrifying-building-demonstrates-change
https://www.airbnb.de/rooms/50207557?_set_bev_on_new_domain=1660771497_YjkyYTZjZWI0OWZi&source_impression_id=p3_1660771498_XG5UKx7LjZXXKyF8

>>31060199
So... what's the deal with floor 35?

Another day, another Kronie suicide...

>>31067158
Free food and drinks served by blue haired girls? Nothing. Just give in and enjoy your stay.

>>31061303
She's two people?!

>>31065743
ngl africa kinda based for remaking kowloon walled city

>>31060507
The mods just don't want (You) to see it.

qrd???

>>31060199
Why are we living in South Africa? I feel it would make slightly more sense if we all live in an apartment tower in Taiwan.

>>31067214
Sometimes I see believed-to-be-dead Kronies wandering around the middle floors. Are they faking their deaths, or is there something else at play here? I thought we were rid of most supernatural activity after the fandeads were purged in The Necromancer Riots.

>>31067509
is this a real place? these don't seem doctored...

>>31067605
>is this a real place?
yes, see >>31065743

i just saw a bunch of /meat/heads go towards the /asp/ floor, should i be worried?

ˢᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉˣᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ

>>31067509
I wouldn't live in that place even if I was paid to, and also received free food and services. That place looks haunted.
Are the ghosts in /vt/ tower?

>>31067581
Temporal rifts. So many suicides that happen the same way, at nearly the same time in the same place. Some Kronies learn to wander endlessly through to time in hopes of being eternally at Kronii's side, not realizing she is everywhere and nowhere at once perpetually.

>>31067777
quads confirm, /vt/ tower is haunted

LemonLeafbros... where did she go.. my apartment hasn't had any sustenance in months..

>>31060764
Hi lamy, you are in the wrong room.

>>31072845
Oh you're right. Thank you, Lamy.

I live below /hag/ floor. Between the residents screaming "get pregnant!" and the hags moaning I don't think I'll ever get any sleep

>>31060199
who dat

>>31074244
Yeah, it gets fucking annoying with all of the thumping and moaning. I swear, the people in the room directly above me broke ANOTHER bed this week in the middle of the night. It's getting ridiculous.

Meanwhile in /architecture/ cafeteria...

>SOMEBODY HELP US
>WE DON'T KNOW WHERE OUR MOMMY IS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>S-SHE SAID THAT SHE'D BE HOME IN TIME FOR SUPPER, B-B-BUT SHE HASN'T COME BAAAAAAAAACK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>WHERE DID SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? MOOOOOOOMMY!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!?!?

They do this every FUCKING afternoon. I HATE this fucking place.

>>31060199
WHO FARTED???

>>31060199
*ahem*
WAKEY WAKEY MOTHERFUCKERS IT IS TIME TO WATCH KIARA

Does anyone know who is the owner of these dogs? I keep seeing them in the complex but i dont think i ever saw them with anyone

I saw this thing in the middle of the tower, looked she was floating.
What the fuck is going on

>>31086998
Just eat them.

>>31090294
DONT DO THAT

>>31094334
They have no owner now. It's free for all.

WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM MY COOKIE JAR?

>>31094847
It was me, sorry.

Goddammit, do we have another bugman infestation? Cover Corp Extermination can't exterminate worth a shit after those Kiryu Kai layoffs.

>>31081028
Yeah I work there, funny how you always see the same people eating there...

Please visit /ag/ cafeteria... it's been empty for a few months now. The meidos are gonna kick us out at this rate. Also we have grilled mutton. Don't ask where it came from.

>>31067379
That's the opposite of how a panopticon works...
Sasuga meidos!

>>31096825
Does the cafeteria have gingerbread as it's walls?

>>31060507
It doesn't need one

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>>31060199
The /wvt/ chuubas are having another orgy on floor 87, I fucking wish someone told me this would happen before moving in here, these fuckers are loud.

Goddamn, I realize we're not paying the janitors but the smell from the /ringo/ floor is driving me insane. I don't know what the fuck they're concocting in there but it can't be sanitary, I can smell it with my windows closed and I'm a dozen floors away. I guess the only way they're getting evicted is if management finds a room full of bones and cat-eared skulls like happened with the /meat/ floor

>>31060199
ATTENTION TO ALL RESIDENTS IN BETWEEN FLOORS 146 and 707

There is currently a major pipeline burst involving the /become/ water ducts, the /d/-/ringo/ pipeline, and Fauna's toilet.
We are currently working on reparation but for the time being, we highly recommend evacuating to other floors immediately or entering the quarantine zone depending on your preferences.

Those of you who are nearby floors 221 and 526 should consider approaching the nearest Lamy for further assistance.

We apologize for this inconvenience.

>>31060199
Why does it say that I need blue hair to access the highest floors? That's bs.

>>31086998
it's obviously Korone. I mean c'mon, she's a dog who works at a bakery, so they're probably hers

>>31103328
I slipped and drank copious amount of this sewage concoction. What should I expect?

Am I going to have to go the landlord again about the /ringo/s? This is the fifth time this week my apple juice wasn't apple juice.

If I hear one more fucking Sapling scream for mommy I'm going to get the shotgun. I swear to god, don't test me on this. I'll keep firing until it's either silent or until I'm out of shells

>>31105051
You'll run out of bullet and they will overcome you

>>31062349
>>31062388
>he did a flip
Based

I think those two shirtless dudes are still going at it on the rooftop. They've been fighting there for months now... what's keeping them going?

>>31105051
Your first mistake is not using the flammenwerfer

>>31060199
I'm trying to sleep and people keep screaming about 2views. I wish they'd be quiet...

>>31098290
That's the Candy Corner you're thinking of

The rrat infestation in this tower is getting out of hand, please stop feeding them.

>>31104647
YOU GONNA DIE NIGGA
Or probably become some mutant Lamy variant. They'll probably hunt you down and murder you afterwards

A heads up the SSRB at warring between Floors 663 and 665.
I'm on 662 and hearing gunfire at random time of night.

>>31105051
It's honestly not worth, it took the janitors weeks to find all of the body parts of the last person that tried that. Although, the saplings were strangely quiet for a few days. They seemed....oddly composed.

i bet you guys could jump to the other side

>new residents move to my floor
>they're /MANS/
>finally some relief from the constant screaming and random gunfire
>they act exactly the same

>>31113407
Sorry about the blood, sweat, and testosterone now flooding your floor, friend

>>31108816
I'm stuck below some Morons who break into random bouts of MOGU MOGU MOGU. Either that or those assholes won't turn the music down.

bros i dont think im crazy but there's an Omaruza who just moved in a few doors next to mine, its been a few weeks since then and everytime i see someone enter that door... they never come out. yesterday i asked the omaruza and i asked if they were having some guests since i keep seeing people go in before.
>"oh!, just some fellow polka fans wanting to hang out"
>is that so, they must be cramped in there
>"not really, they left already"
>but ive yet to notice any of them leave?
>"do you want to meet them? wait! are you feeling left out? are you also a fellow omaruza!?"
>ah no im a kenzoku
>"oh yeah i forget, we're in the schizo level. well if you're ever interested in polka, do tell me the membership tier you got when you join her membership! we'll have loads of fun!"
after that short conversation, i went back to my room and hugged my bibi plushie. full of fear. for while i was having a conversation with them, i managed to peek a little bit inside and saw clown shoes and confetti, all covered with what i presumed was blood.

i managed to get off light bros, but dont ever try to question an omaruza about their guests, nor share them you joined polka's membership.

>>31118788
Don't you know they're doing some Instrumentality shit now that Polka hit a million? It's like asking a Lamy for booze.

You don't do it.