/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my fauna

>>31070527
Fallout: uuu Vegas

Fauna is MY cow.
Her milk is just for ME

>>31070592
...uuu? milk?

About that, Can somebody fix this for me? I wrote down what I heard and a bit from the cc, I'm ETL.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hRDqv85r0A

Ah! hail and well met dear stranger...so what brings you to this human manger
the seat next to mine....for you to sit there, it would be fine
but I must confess I am under quite ____(duress?)...
for this tavern carries not mead nor alto wine
only drink is made of this bar is a tender's design (grammar makes no sense)
and though folk like you may not mind...I am of a different kind
In a brew for me I need Briar heart that the Bell seed
take the place next to mine...and together we shall be twined

Did she say she wrote the Skyrim poem herself? I'm like deaf

>12hr stream
I don't like endurance... I feel the FOMO of not seeing everything... and I probably won't be able to see it. clippers, slackfunday, sakansadayo, please make a long compilation of that day

>>31070941
Yes

>>31070771
>but I must confess I am under quite ____(duress?)...
I think you got that right.
>only drink is made of this bar is a tender's design (grammar makes no sense)
I'm pretty sure she says "only drink is made of this *bartender's* design," as in the drinks are all brewed by the person running the tavern.
Other than that, I think you got it.

>>31070771
FUCK THE SPAM FILTER AAAAAA

>>31070941
Yes.

every tangent purifies me

>>31071001
>>31071026
here's the rest of it

>>31070592
>Crawling into bed with Fauna
>Fumbling with her shirt in the dark trying not to wake her
>Her realizing what you're doing and exposing her bosom for you
>Fauna presenting her nipple pinched between her fingers so you can get a proper latch
>Fauna pulling you closer into her wrapping one leg over you and stroking the back of your head

Is Fauna's thumbnail art inspired by something?
I swear I've seen that pose from somewhere, but can't put my finger on it.

>Fauna being embarrassed about having to move back in with her parents at one point
Cute

>>31071345
Someone in global mentioned that it reminded them of something from Better Call Saul. Haven't seen it so can't confirm

hello saplings..
what is the qrd of the 12 hour stream?

Thoughts on this watafau drawing? You think she'll like it even if it's a bit lewd?

is that discord good?

>>31071493
Are we watching the same stream? of the same girl? Of course she's fine with a little lewd. I'd only suggest working on proportions. The heads seem small compared to the rest of the bodies

>>31071327
milk? milk!? milk!? mommy? mommy?
...uuuuuuuuuuuu!

>>31071493
like it as in twitter like? 50/50 chances.
like it in general? of course she loves lewd art of her

>>31071485
>as anniversary celebration
>not on the anniversary itself though
>variety content, but not planned yet

Would she be interested in drawf fortress?

>>31071327
A proper latch would actually involve wrapping your mouth around as much of her breast as possible, fully enveloping her areola and letting her nipple rest on the back of your tongue.
I've had to research this for all of the breastfeeding posts I've made.

>>31071327
That would be heaven

>>31071493
Watame's rump roast could be bigger.

>>31071782
You saplings are always trying to convince me it's just false flaggers who are weird. But everytime I come into your threads it's shit like this

>>31071493
Watame 's neck is broken.

>>31071943
Anime necks are a fucking mystery to me they are so thin

>>31071930
They aren't false flaggers. Just grasshoppers.

>>31072061
Just use Fauna's as an example, it's a normal sized

>>31071493
lookin good

>>31072079
>Any post I don't like is a grasshopper
Cope, purityfag

>>31071776
wouldn't that be beyond boring to watch??

Sometimes I do miss Debut Fauna though

There's a non-zero chance of Fauna doing a mommy roleplay ASMR

>>31071754
thanks saplin

>>31072179
Purityfags and mommyfags are both classic grasshoppers.

>>31072217
debut fauna was boring, and not as confident and funny as she is now

>>31072327
Wrong. Even her early streams were kino, albeit more scuffed.

>>31072217
how so? explain
I just remember fauna being more shy and not speaking in collabs

>>31072327
Debut Fauna tried harder.

>>31072327
Did we not watch the same Spore stream? I think many early saplings would agree that that's the stream that sold them on Fauna

>>31072455
Insane take

>>31072199
Dwarf Fortress is got it all.

>>31072199
I believe in Fauna to make it interesting. We'll see if Vesper can prove if it can be interesting.

>>31072297
There’s no greater show of devotion to Fauna than utterly abasing yourself before her

>”Cows are cute!”
Fuckin’-A right, mommy

>>31071782
That's pretty much what I meant I just worded it poorly, yeah. A grip a few inches back from the areola to point the nipple in the direction of the mouth. At least that's what I've always witnessed.

>>31071776
Once steam version with decent UI releases, sure.
Until then it requires not just streamer, but every viewer to be autistic to a degree. Rimworld is way more accessible, and allows for nearly as much as DF.

I miss the ku100...

ahhh memories of the meet and greet.

>>31072988
>Fauna will never shove her breast into your mouth while you’re crying to calm you down
I’m not gonna make it…

>>31073287
Uuuuuu mommy is so nice

wait what SNOT video?

>>31071251
saved

How do I stop my cute aggression, how do I make her less cute?

>>31073412
Crunchy roll expo. The Rorschach test one

>>31073485
Y-You can’t… She can’t be stopped…

>>31073412
they had recorded videos playing at the expo

>>31073450
I don’t trust this fuckin’ thing. Mischievous. Just look at its eyes.

>>31073494
>>31073539
I completely forgot this happened.

What did they say in the unedited video? The way she talks about it I can only assume they were talking about cocks or something.

>>31073412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPOmjs46iCQ

Yeah, me

>>31073614
Look at pic related and imagine what they might've said with their stream filter off.

>got a bunch of chocolate

Wonder if she ate them

Kaela collab? Nice.

>>31074026
Yes please.

>12 Hour endurance for anniversary
> Might ask Reine to join her in AOE
> Kaela ID server tour
> Long awaited FauRys 1:1

How we feeling about the next week bros?

I'm going to choke whoever asked this question

YJK

Fauna has officially come out as a furry.

Fauna is a furry. It's over bros.

>>31073820
it looks like two people holding a skull and they are about to insert their phalluses into it

>>31073820
I see two gorillas spreading Fauna's vagina for me

>Mother nature loves animals
Why are you surprised?

>>31074546
>>31074573
she always brings up furries, something was going on

Yeah cow bikinis are real wholesome

>>31073614
>talking about cocks
Yeah, this one

gregor samsa bros...

yo this kirin eating beanz

Finally a tierlist I agree with

>>31074935
does anyone have a link to that video~?

Fauna's taste in humor is very questionable

Observation: Fauna loves Austin Powers
Deduction: Fauna is charmed by a guy who talks about being randy and shagging
Conclusion: Fauna's favorite saplings are her most rabid titty boys

>>31075690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPOmjs46iCQ

Saps I love her...

>>31076097
Thanks a bunch!

missed the first 2 hours, what were her thoughts on the cowkini arts?

>>31075690
just curious, do you never read the thread before asking for something?

that uncle ben's capybaras send a message to Fauna on their anniversary

you heard her purityfags

>Yagoo being there for idol meetings

>Am I more cursed than usual today?
Fauna you're wearing a cow costume talking about how hot Scar from the Lion King is

You know, I always forget that she can play the Kalimba

>>31076404
oopsie

mobafags btfo

>>31078268
Based.

Fauna's Funny Fish Farm.
Fauna's Funny Fish Farm.
Fauna's Funny Fish Farm.
Fauna's Funny Fish Farm.
Fauna's Funny Fish Farsh--ah dammit.

Fauna's Face Fuck

Minecraft autism isn't going away anytime soon, huh?
At least they're usually long streams for the background while I'm playing, I guess.

Is Fauna college educated?

>Jump King
oh god, please no.

>>31077558
What'd she say?

Please not jump king again...

JUMP KING HATE

>>31078592
Minecraft streams are fine with me when she's working on a project. Building the farm was comfy until she realized it didn't work. The kind of MC streams I'm not so into are the ones where they just wander around aimlessly.

Honestly she needs to stop trying to be a cow since she is suppose to be related to a deer or fuan. Hence the name. Kinda cringe..

>>31078676
that she doesn't mind the lewd cowkini art and she likes it. She's only worried that her seiso viewers might not like it or throw a tantrum

>>31078894
Plus she mentioned only RTing normal bikini art, which isn't that bad.

To what part of her body is the cardboard cutout attached to? She usually just slaps assets on her head, but it doesnt feel like it this time

>>31079078
Seems like it's pinned to her chest this time.

Why is chat so retarded? 3080 with 10GB is not enough when playing Rust, and using her software, and OBS. A 3090 is good for a streamer and its not overkill. I have a 3080, and even I feel like its not enough when playing most games on ultra

>>31079078
Maybe her neck/collar area?

Faun sucks

>>31079234
Chat is chat. Also no idea if what you're saying is true, but I rather trust a random anon than chat.

AIEEEEEEEEEE FAUN

ministry will never be funny

>>31079421
It's literally their job, so there is no downside to splurging

i hate the go xlr

>>31079439
I liked San's porn of him fucking the girls with a giant "rocket"

>>31079421
3090 is the best there is now, so obviously it's better if they use it and stream with games set to the best quality and performance that's possible. Its literally their job. I make 5k a month and I even have a PC with the best specs because it's very useful

>>31070492
MUUUUUUUUUUUUU mommy

Faufau love

>streaming new kirby tomorrow
swag
>collab
less swag
>with kiara
dropped

Didn't even know there was a new kirby game coming out huh

>>31079706
mommy! mommy!? milky! milky! hungy!
up! up! up! up? mommy?
...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Fauna was more cute than usual today

Does she have to go already?

I...

Gifting memberships in YT is fucking retarded. You don't even get to send a message of your own.

>>31080333
Proof?

Seeing behind the scenes on the shorts making was honestly the best

>>31080436
She didn't discuss the mommy one, did she?

>>31080480
She only mentioned doing all the background noises by herself as well iirc.

>>31080561
I knew those barking noises in the background were just her going "uuu"

>>31080782
Cute wholesome artwork

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1560079572430860289

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1560079572430860289?s=19

>>31080903
>>31080935
cute

>>31080408
>>31080903

>>31080903
>>31080935
Cute, not desperately horny at all.

cowkini gives me instant painful boners, it might turn into a problem at this point.

So... I went out and bought a cowkini of my own... What do you guys think? Please be honest...

>>31082377
I will be having sex tonight and it will be with you, sapling.

>>31082377
This is a blue board

>>31082485
Risu, NO.

i have vague but fond memories of holos streaming new horizons

MOOOOOOOOOOOO I MISS FAUNA

Fauna has been put out to pasture...

Gotta be honest, her recent obsession with proving she's not seiso is really killing her appeal for me.

>>31086938
It's like those teen movies where the good girl is tired of being a good girl, so goes out to prove she can be bad and gets in too deep and next thing you know, she is gangraped and forms a drug addiction.
RIP

>>31086938
>>31087136
ASMR is inherently not seiso. I don't know what you were expecting.

Fucking whore

Since you're here, Fauna, I will just say that anyone can be a whore but not anyone can be Fauna.

>>31086938
Good, more for me!

Imagine seething for some fan art trend.

>>31080903
probably the lewdest EN outfit so far, no? Maybe Kiara's Dirndl is lewder

>Good night my big, strong sapling! Look how much you've grown!
Fauna tucks in all your sapling brothers and sisters, but not you. You are the weakest sapling, always bullied by the others. They all get their share of mommy's milk, but you don't. They're well on their way of being quaking sequioas, whereas you are the weakest, puniest sapling. They all produce so much sap that fauna collects, but you can't manage more than a little spurt. You're out in the living room, shivering and crying
>uuuuuuu
>uuuuuUUUUUUUUU
>UUUUUUU I MISS FAUNA MOMMY WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUuuuuuuu
Using up all your strength, you manage one final cry. A well curved shadow rushes out from the dark.
>Oh no!!! I forgot my most precious little sapling!!!!
It's fauna! You would be happy but you have zero energy left. Fauna picks you up, grabs a blanket, and tucks you in to the sofa for a good night kiss.
>Now my precious sapling, you know why I can't give you milk. I was smoking and drinking while you were but an acorn, so you're lactose intolerant. I noticed you're not growing at all, and the sun can only do sooooo much. If you can't have my milk... you want... my juice?
>yaaaaay mommy fauna i want juice!
>OK my dearie...
Fauna puts your favorite pillow under your neck, and instructs you to lie straight on your back. She pulls down her pajama bottoms and underwear, exposing her hairy, but well manicured, nether regions.
>I want you to open your mouth, and suck and lick until the juice comes out
She gets on top of you and sits herself on your face. Her legs envelop you, and your mouth is right there. You lick and suck her nether regions, as her juices start to leak
>uuuuuu that's my precious little sapling
Her juices taste amazing, nothing like the salty milk and coins the other saplings say. She tastes like the berries her good friend and life partner Aunt Mumei picks for all of us.
>oh my, you really like licking me up!
Fauna notices your once frail, limp stem perk up. Normally she wouldn't be able to rub it without ripping your leaves, but it seems like that's but a problem in the past.
>You're getting strong! Keep sucking!!!
Fauna starts rubbing your stem back and forth. You feel funny, but it's a good feeling. She's rocking back and forth against your mouth and tongue, basically humping your face. Her rubbing and jerking your stem is making your mouth movements more aggressive
>uuuu my mouth is getting tired
>keep going my sapling! We're almost there!
Electricity is shooting into your brain. You never felt this good before. Fauna's juices are seeping more and more.
>uuuuuuuu i'm about to squeeb mommy
>squeeb with me!!!!!
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEB
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEB
Fauna squirts her juices all in your mouth, filling you right up right as you shoot hot sap all over yourself and fauna. You're tired, but full and content. You never felt like this before. You notice fauna, normally full of energy, just as tired as you
>Let's get you cleaned up.
She wipes the sap off of her, then cleans you up.
>You're such a big strong sapling now. Do you want to sleep with the other saplings?
>yes mommy!!!
Fauna leads you to their bedroom before hesitating
>On second thought, do you want to sleep with me every day so I can feed you my special mommy juice?
That could only mean one thing: you will never miss fauna
>UUUUUU YES!!!!
>that's my sapling!

>>31089020
i thought sapling stories were supposed to be depressing

I am about to initiate my nightly holy squeebing rituals, will you be joining me, brothers?

>>31094019
is that code for masturbation? because if so i'm all out of sap

>>31078894
Fucking whore
Why are all women like this?

>>31094158
Human physiology
And this not only applies to just women, men too. Wanting to hog her for yourself is a natural male instinct, so even your behavior is not surprising.

>>31086938
Maybe she is worried about Gen3?
So she is looking to make more of a niche for herself as cow-tits mommy

>>31094679
>physiology

Yellow Fauna.

>>31086938
>>31087136
She's been a literal anime ara ara big sister type since her debut. Since when were big sister types EVER not lewd? Their mature, flirty voices alone exude sex appeal. And the more she leaned into the mommy stuff the more you should have realized. Or her GFE asmr and possessive yandere skits. She's like the EN version of Watame or Noel. She might look 'seiso' and chill at first glance but after a couple streams you should have already figured it out. She just doesn't spam it 24/7 like Marine or Irys. But it appears not everyone has figured it out yet so that's probably why she's trying to be more open about it now so no one gets the wrong idea.

It's probably also why she's a little disappointed when compared to Kronii and Sana. She's probably lewder than both, but both of those girls had huge boobas, so people naturally sexualized them more just based on their appearance. If Fauna was bigger, people wouldn't have been so hesitant to lewd her.

Looking at someone like Noel at first glance, if her boobs weren't so big, you'd think she was a sweet seiso girl. Even with her boobs it's hard to see her as being lewd. She's just more low key about it. But because of her size, people have no problems lewding her anyway. I wonder why Cover didn't make Fauna bigger, considering she was supposed to be a mature older sister type. Then there wouldn't have been as much of an issue now.

>>31095918
Her 1M wish is bigger boobs on all her models

>>31095057
what other world would you use to describe the branch of biology that deals with the normal functions of living organisms and their parts? All those chemical reactions in your brain and the way your body reacts to the environmental stimuli is physical, not just mental. Your feelings about Fauna and Fauna's feelings about the cowkini art as just as physical as they are mental.

>>31070527
Best FO game ever

>>31094931
I'm starting to look forward to EN3. Maybe they'll have a cute girl who won't change her personality after a year.

>>31070527
>>31096477
I'm surprised Fauna hasn't streamed this yet. She'd love it, probably even more than skyrim due to the roleplay and more talkative characters.

>>31096644
Hmmmm, I'd love to watch her play it but I would rather have her play FO3 first, leave the best for last

can all the purityfags fuckoff to a discord or something? nobody wants you

>>31097120
Unfortunately Fauna said she accepts ANY new saplings, so we're gonna be stuck with them.

>>31097120
Sorry to disrupt your corruption fetish.

>>31094019
I

is it just me or is her voice slightly different from her debut era? did she change her microphone?

>>31097599
then they should stop bitching and not complain

>>31099192
She prob did, her voice did change a bit. She sounds more confident now

>>31099386
Seiso saplings have to accept that Fauna is a bit lewd and look away when she starts retweeting spicy stuff
Corrupted saplings have to accept that seiso saplings are part of the fanbase too and that Fauna will also try to make them feel at home too by limiting her powerlevel

another 12 hours of hoping for schedule
hibernation time

uuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU where's mommy?

>>31099522
>Seiso saplings have to accept that Fauna is a bit lewd and look away when she starts retweeting spicy stuff
That's exactly what she said too, and that she's going to be more open about it. And in her own words "Lewd girls can be wholesome and cute too", I don't get why purityfags don't understand that. They're acting like she's become a whore and sucking dicks on stream... very annoying.

>>31099522
Retweeting fan art is one thing, but when she shows up to a stream with her tits out and starts talking about sexy cartoon animals I have to wonder if this is the same Fauna anymore.

>>31099821
She is showing less boob skin than in her regular outfit.
Also she seems happy to be able to be a bit lewder since she was unsure of pressing in that direction since she knows some people don't like that while she does. And even then she will always limits herself to not cross that line too much, she retweeted mostly the cuter/less degenerate cow art and the cardboard cowkini is honestly pretty tame.
All in all I would be happy that despite her lewder tendencies, she still limits herself to appeal to the seiso ones. She will always have you in the back of her mind when creating content

>>31099789
I'm pretty sure "lewd" and "wholesome" are literally antonyms.
There might be a scale between the two, but you can't be both.

1:45:33

>>31100815
Anon, your link

>>31099789
>They're acting like she's become a whore and sucking dicks on stream
Have you heard of the snowball effect?
I'm not exactly a purity fag, I'm okay with her being a little lewd from time to time.
However, I wouldn't want her going too far down that path. So I understand those who aren't comfortable with change, as it can spell major differences down the line.

>>31099821
holy fuck, get a life.

>>31086938
>>31094158
>>31099821
This is honestly good bait

I miss anuaF

She needs to stop being sexual. She must stop feeling good because of saplings' desire for her. She must never acknowledge it publicly

>>31102113
Pope Mumei here.
Fauna is allowed to be as sexy and sexual as she wants. It is not a sin, and it's her god-given mission on this earth.

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

>>31102170
STOP POSTING THIS DUSGUSTING SHIT ABOUT MOMMY
>>31102294
Fuck you, she is supposed to be pure

>>31102400
>she is supposed to be X
No she isn't. She isn't supposed to be anything.

>>31102455
Yes she is. She is an aidoru

>>31102482
She's a streamer. And her "role" has always been "soft voiced asmr lady". If you want a pure seiso Idoru go watch Sora of Suisei.

Is keeping the thread bumped really worth choking that hard on his dick over? It's clearly bait

>>31100073
Some pointers I got on my mind
Fauna drawing her own props is not unusual so the combination of wanting a swimsuit + muuu + getting back to drawing more again manifested in todays stream, it might even be called predictable in hindsight
As a group we may be anxious over multiple reasons like lack of safety in a schedule or feeling content from watching a stream or just general missing communication from Fauna
Regular anons here are more likely to just be concerned about the attention Fauna has gotten about the muuu stuff, which is a reasonable reaction rather than outright hating it
People watch streams here so they wouldn't have whiplash regarding Faunas appearances
And we're still an isolated thread most of the time so I want to believe everyone can mentally sort out crossposters (lots of their narratives now revolve around this thread either being lazy or elitist for not existing during off hours)
This might not be coherent at all but I wanted to write this even while sleep deprived

Do you guys think Fauna went to college, uni, or trade school? If she was a just a high school grad then I'd be very disappointed.

Why is mommy so nice to me? I don't deserve it.

>>31104264
She has a PhD

>>31099537
Anon...

Final confirmation for the collab today unless Allah strikes her down again
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1560220105992282112

>>31109889
Did she mention any other plans for this week? I know next week is sports with irys but I feel like there was some other collab after this one

>>31111766
She talked about Kaela reaching out to her for an ID server tour, but there's no date yet ("soon", "maybe next week"). I don't think she mentioned anything for the rest of this week beyond the Kirby collab.

>>31109889
I sleep