/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Maglord!!!!

Uncle Nowa my beloved

Let's all remember to take our meds today, okay?

What's on the telly?

I have to say, Vesper's thumbnail game is on point.

axel will get shigure ui‘d by me!

my throat hurts

>>31062802
but if i do, ojisan goes away...

https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1559916897340215296
Get Astel to carry Tempus out of Gold.

I'm going to throatfuck that little blue bastard until my cum squirts out of his nose while he chokes around my cock

>>31062899
what the hell means being "shigure ui'd", I know she is subaru's mom, but i don't get it

>>31063018
This but magni

>>31062892
yeah, they make fun of him because he's a boomer but he clearly knows his shit

>>31063018
Anon, Magni is not blue...

>>31063018

>>31063036
rape

I WANT TO FUCK UNCLE NOWA AAAAAAAAAAA

>>31063018

>>31063036
it means i will milk his balls dry non-consensually :)

>>31063059
Yeah people really underestimate how much thumbnails matter. There is a reason "youtuber thumbnail face" is a thing, it just works for whatever reason.

>>31063148
Your voice will never be the same once I rape your vocal cords

I miss Axel Hitman

Good night anons, have fun watching streams

>>31063139
>>31063192
Oh, I see, you mean the same thing my dad does to my dog everyday, gotcha

>>31063502
Don't tell me what to do

>>31063502
thanks anon
doing my vodreps for Nowa today while he's talking about some Beastmaster and Ranger thing

Fags stream top of the world on spotify.

>>31063827
I'm NEVER making a spotify account

Oh sweet, another magnoir fic dropped

>>31063873
someone's going hard on the magnoir and i respect it

>>31063862
You dont have to, just click on the link

>>31063946
oh ok then

>>31063827
And buy the debut merch and akasupa the boys, you retards!

>>31063873
you're just gonna say that without dropping it here for us, sis?

>>31063999
>akasupa
>giving money to grown man
I need to save for retirement, faggot

>>31063862
The official YouTube audio for the full version is up too now, for the Spotify haters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYxcclpQjH0

>>31063999
Retard, just buy the merch, dont give susan wojicki money,fuck that bitch.

>>31063999
Ok, Magni

axelsisters … do you want a consolation yume fic?

>>31064161
no, I want a uretral insertion punishment fic

>>31064161
Axel neutering fic when

>>31064161
y-yes

I love that regis called out magni yesterday
>you know exactly what you're doing
That felt so good, sasuga Leader, Magni gets annoying sometimes

>>31064199
>>31064243

>>31064199
i can do that, too! i was unsure on whether to do sweet fluff or filthy smut so that helps, hehe.

>>31064199
wow how crazy haha. tell me more

>>31064199
>>31064243
Ayo wtf

>>31064290
What was the brat doing?

>>31064022
Here you go, magni/vesper
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41099796?view_adult=true

>>31064303
hehe, work hard anon

>>31064161
Thank you based anon

>>31064290
ToT altare taking magni up on his slutty bluffing and railing him hard
ToT

Nowa watching some clips

>>31064199
>>31064243
L-ladies...

Anybody else excited for the next "obvious bait do-men-really?" post with vesper's next stream?

While here i am streaming top of the world, I admit that I dont like the song as much, it still needs a bit ofntweaking. That being said I hope they make more songs together.
Fill that Holostars EN channel with content, Regis was alluding to this.

>>31064497
it'll be epic when everyone falls for it yet again and a post like DO MEN REALLY LIKE (MALE HOBBY)? NOT A TROLL BTW gets 50 >(You)s for the 10th time

>>31064369
Fake orgasm sounds in the Apex collab
Leader was clearly tired of that bullshit

>>31064497
Kek. Could be worse...

>>31064423
thank you! i was also thinking about punishing him from the back, but what do you think?

>>31064467
altare/magni rough semi-hatesex is really the best

>>31064563
Yeah I'm hyped as fuck for more songs and Axel and Regis solo career
But the song was mediocre, which it's normal, they're learning

>>31064626
Yes please, go with all holes possible, mouth included

>>31064573
Its not the moaning, it's psecifically the "GET OFF MY DICK" statement, the shouts and sneaky innuendos are fine

>>31063018
Post cock or GTFO

>>31064479
Axel too, they need more viral clips

>>31064573
Magni would fit so fucking well in nijisanji

>>31064674
The best part is magni being into rough play

>>31064740
No, a few minutes before "the get off my dick" it was the moaning, both regis and vesper called him out, watch the stream again

>>31064677
We need more black cherry type songs from Axel, I think the sexy songs with questionable lyrics will be his niche.

As for Regis, I geniunely want him to release a kpop song ala Rain style

>>31064845
I hope vesper and regis "correct" Magni's behavior, iykwim

>>31064689
say no more. i shall now leave to my writing chambers.
i‘ll link the fic here when it‘s done, axelsisters!

I miss Magni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtSKddGoc9g

>>31064845
I don't really see anything wrong with it and I'm a male. Are the guys afraid of a little moaning?

>>31064936
Based sister!

>>31064829
taunting and teasing the cute and gentle cheerful leader until he snaps and grabs magni by the throat hard enough to choke him out... yeah, i know magni's a fan

>>31064385
thanks for the food, anon.

>>31064989
Altare did say that Magni is the only one he doesn't feel bad about picking on.

>>31064754
If you want it to happen then trick the yt algorithm into thinking it's a popular clip by watching it thousands of times

>>31064989
leader is scary...

>>31064945
When you repeat the same joke too much it gets annoying and imagine you're playing with your friends (male or female doesn't matter) and this person starts making weird erotic noises just for attention, and everybody knows it's fake, it ruins the vibe

>>31064916
>vesper and regis teaming up to correct magni
Anon pls

Riding Axel

>Do it for Kaoru

>>31064845
Ah I okay I remember, is it when Magni phrases things badly?

>got bullied by a 6 year old over runescape of all things
what the fuck nowa lol

>>31065347
someone clipped it https://youtu.be/SDzjdNBGicU

>>31065427
I'm just happy that toddlers are still able to appreciate runescape, the game is timeless even if I havent played it yet

>>31065455
He says this a lot on his early parts of spore.

>>31065203
>Nodoka POV

>>31065490
So much time wasted on that game doing the most boring shit
I loved it

Imagine being in abusive relationship with leader haha

>>31065664
Bitches want an abusive relationship then say like "don't beat me!!"

Oh my god Vesper watching clips now

>>31065664
Do women actually have fantasies of getting raped?

>>31065796
It's a surprisingly common fetish, yeah.

>>31065796
It's more about being wanted/desired so badly that you'd get taken by someone that you like

>>31065664
I mean, go outside alone at night and maybe your dream becomes true...

>>31065770
>>>31064479

Still accepting soundpost requests from the APEX stream yesterday. I don't know what you'll do with this one, but eh.

>>31065744
>>31065796
The keyword here is “with leader”

>>31065664
getting his direct and exclusive attention seems like it would be intoxicatingly intense... he conversely seems very capable of an extremely icy cold shoulder if he deemed it necessary

>>31065853
Maybe one of these days I'll go out at 3am and hopefully I run into a crazed blue-haired young man dancing

>>31065853
>Altare randomly roaming the streets at night and if you lock eyes it’s BAD END
What is he, a scp

Leader opening up about how he had speech problems as a kid and got better genuinely inspired me to start working on my own voice. It's been three weeks but these boys are already inspiring me to do better, I'm really grateful that they're here in Holostars.

>>31065876
If I cosplay as him, would that suffice?

>>31063404
*snaps neck*

Altare gunning for the ID girls on ttwitter

>>31066006
The ID girls have been more welcoming to them than the girls from their own branch

>>31065664
>>31065935
The duality of /MANS/

>>31066006
He and Axel were on Zeta's chat yesterday

>>31066006
Kobo Altare was super cute, hope they play apex together

>>31066006
I'd gun the ID girls too haha...

>>31063827
>Fags stream top of the world on spotify.
Wow, I guess I won't do that then. Don't want to become gay

>>31066092
The ID girls live in a separate universe and most of them are infinitely based. I wouldn't mind collabs with them at all in general

>>31066113
>/MANS/
Nah, that's just fem/mans/, us /mans/bros just wanna crack a cold one with them while talking about dumb shit or videogames... I miss my IRL bros...

>>31064941
THE SONG IS CALLED FIRE GREATSWORD? HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>31065874

>>31066280
this post was made by a lizard

>>31066092
when a EN girl even dares to mention a tempus members you guys go full retarded "STAY AWAY YOU WHOREE"

>>31065874
"I am back bitches" from Nowa

Why is catalog having a fit over Dezmond's tweet about wanting a beyblade tourney? It's such an innocent and good wish.

>>31066315
Can't wait for Magni's OG Power Metal Song

>>31066092
and this is a good thing!

>>31066373
I think it's because he wants to collab with girls

>>31066373
/vt/ hates fun. What else is new.

All I can think is sex with Nodoka...
Touching her soft body... her big breasts... her intimate parts... being in complete love with her and mating press her...

>>31066373
Nobody sane visits the catalog
That shit is a filter so that less retards come to the generals

>>31066427
got o sleep Axel

>>31066271
>>31066092
>>31066119
>>31066150
>>31066140
Fortunately Noir and Dez will have an apex collab with Ollie later
Its going to be good, Ollie is good at collabs with males.

>>31066427
I'm going to fuck her first and cuck you, Axel

>>31066427
you staff niggas need to make your own general.

>>31066346
Hey lizards are cute

>>31066427
When's the GTA stream Axel

>>31066488
Sisters can hornypost about Dez and bros can hornypost about staff
Perfectly balanced

>>31066482
Irys' sound manager will have sex with Nodoka first before any of you can get there.
My source: I saw visions on the clouss

>>31066474
Eh i don't know. I remember a couple off-handed lewd comments from her during mumei's collab with the stars. Made things a bit awkward

I-is this were I submit my dating application?

>>31066373

>6. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

>>31066373

>>31066408
Yeah but why though? They keep mentioning Kaoru. What did he do?

>>31066626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQInzRHxwM

>>31064945
Can youtube not nuke you for lewd noises. I swear that was a thing

>>31066545
GTA would be a great game for Axel, but at this point it may be too old, but there's a new Saints Row right around the corner (even if I think it'll be trash)

>>31066578
One of the boys needs to knock her up to teach ger a lesson

>>31066355

>>31066682
Who

>>31066682
PAIN

>>31066715
No me

>>31066578
Does Mumei even say anything in that collab? I think Ollie was coaxing Mumei to react just so she says something

>>31066682
GOD
DAMMIT

>>31066578
the bae roberu thing was really weird

>>31065796
Until they get raped yeah

>>31064936 (me)
i‘m 7 paragraphs in and the fun didn‘t even start yet … i‘m going to sit all night on this, i see. i guess this is what happens when you scorn an axelsis … she will write a rape correction fic about you.

>1AM
>collab in 5.5 hours and it takes me 1-2h to fall asleep
Ngmi..

Another really cute magni/vesper
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41057844/chapters/102906213

TELL ME ABOUT AXEL
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>31066578
https://youtu.be/CIkrBYco0Bw?t=4613
>Iofi unintentionally drew a bone in the shape of a dick
>Told her chat that it's just a bone
>Ollie heard her and said "boner"

>>31067224
Erofi...

>>31066150
Mumei please, was last night not enough?

>>31067103
Put on a podcast/book reading, usually philosophy ones like meditations helps me fall asleep anon chu~ see you at the collab.

>>31066734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQInzRHxwM

>>31067224
You do know the Risu, Oga, Aruran and Iofi dynamic right? The ero family.

>>31066578
>>31067224
so basically mumei tried being a male collaber like mori but ollie and bae ruined it? thanks

>>31066351
And that's a good thing. I don't want those talentless uwu whores mingling with my talented lads. Yesterday i tried to watch Ina again during dead hours and it was the most baffling attempt I've ever done recently

>>31066578
>>31067224
That's just the normal StarsJP x ID dynamic

>>31067385
mumei has autism and that ruined it

>>31067446
and that's fine, just don't be a hypocrite

you get to join StarsEN2
BUT
you have to have sex with ollie, bae, iofi, and risu

>>31067450
Me rn

>>31067385
Bae? No, it's that she is the only one with absolutly zero Japanese proficiency.

>cooking simulator
whyyyyyy

>>31067176
>Brokeback Magging
This title is wasted on such filth. Bitch couldn't even capitalize the M

stop fucking altare

>>31067634
In VR tho, it should be interesting

>>31067634
altare might actually be good at it and will get to make fun of magni over it. at least that's what i'm hoping for.

>>31067598
can I keep that a secret and pretend it never happened and never talk to them ever again?

>>31066701
GTA V or SA?

>>31067598
>you have to have sex with ollie, bae, iofi, and risu
daily, right? that might not be often enough.

>>31067691
is it different at all for a stream watcher?

>>31067694
That actually does sound fun.

>>31067763
>is it different at all for a stream watcher?
I mean, the game plays very different for the streamer so the experience you get is different. But if you don't like the game per se then it'll still be bad

>>31067831
only ever watched magni, never played it myself, but that stream was insanely boring

Leader actually aiming to stream twice per day.... my overworking demonlord boyfriend

>>31067718
GTA V. SA is good for the story, which Axel wouldn't mind much and get bored very quick.

>>31067088
Can you at least write some fluff later to balance it out, I'm scared for our dog

>>31067759

Roomates for Ollie and Bae are chubsters Iofi looks kinda like a stick but Risu roomate is cute.

What if the ollie collab is bad? WTF are we going to do?

>>31067935
Make Vesper collab with Fauna, that would be good

>>31067918
Why is SEA like this

>>31067935
We pray that the Raft collab is good enough to cleanse our soul

>>31067918
so daily, then.

>>31067935
What we actually want is the collab to be bad so beggars can stop begging for these collabs with our boys.
The Mori collab was so good The deadbeats wanted to have more collabs with vesper.

how is altare's model going to work for VR stream?

>>31067935
Nut one to a-chan and sleep

>>31067935
it'll be fine

ollie will be bad at apex though

>>31068020
>The Mori collab was so good
dyrbi

>>31068020

>>31067935
>we
And it'll be normal anon you retards are so schizo over nothing

>>31068048
How will you know? You didnt even watch it.
>>31068074
>>31068110
Yes we

>>31068020
I like both Mori and Vesper, and I enjoy Adam Sandler movies to an extent, and even I wouldn't call it "good". It wasn't bad, but good is a stretch.

>>31068188
>Yes we

>>31067880
I'm going to invest in Regis and Vesper coin
those guys love streaming and I see a lot of potential once they have more liberty to do what they want

>>31068188
Yes I did, it was a Nowa stream, I wouldn't miss that. It was tolerable.

>>31068292
>freedom
>holoen
pick one

>>31068188
what do you mean we? nintendo wii?

/MANS/, I have been working on an edit and I can't think of things to add to it, should I post a blank template version or try to "finish" it?

>>31066682
i still don't know why they deleted this dude, he seems to be active on his roommate account

>>31068331
Yes sure

>>31068316
I was talking more about time restrictions but yeah

>>31068331
Post it and we decide if it's good enough

>>31067935
>Apex
>first time collabing (with Ollie)
>time constraint

There is no "what if". It's either going to be bad or completely uneventful. There has never been a first time collab that wasn't filled with a lot of awkward dead air or ice breaker questions.

>>31067598
Sure. I only have a problem with Ollie, but a pussy is a pussy

>>31064369
anon you can have my complete version

>>31068475
give him lipstick

>>31068495
did you request this last time? because

>>31068074
You forgot your soundpost bro

>>31067598
>have to

Bratty SEA women are my fetish. I literally day dream about the hatesex I would have with Iofi.

>>31068188
Here's your soundpost too bro

>>31068589
Bro, that's hella gay

>>31068593
i don't use browser plugins to post on a message board so no i didn't, but for those who do thank you for enhancing their experience

I MISS AXEL

I just want some Minecraft from the boys, let Axel put fire on Nowa's house for the hehe-haha while Magni builds a huge cock made of stone

>>31068650
i mean it's magni anon...

>>31067918
>i like chubby women
anon please
i can only get so erect

>>31068589
and eyelashes

>>31068475
Thanks anon. I love your style

Altare needs to choose. Either be a devious mastermind pretending to be a softboy to get into a holo's or fan's pants, or go full demon mode and force your way in. You can't have your cake and eat it.

I don't have any demon lord images saved, so I just have to fall back on this one.

>>31067918
>Bae
Not true

>>31068743
>>31068589
>>31068475
why are women like this

>>31068829
Yeah you can. R u dumb

>>31068785
actually magni has female lashes i should keep that in mind more thanks for reminding me

>>31068888
>why are woman like thi
Is it a thread meme to ask this for the most regular posts

>>31067918
I'd still do it daily, they're nice enough girls.

>>31068743
i really like your style with the brushes

>>31068020
>so good
Did I miss a second collab which wasn't awkward and boring?

>>31069007
thank you! i started picking up art again after years of drawing i was nervous but i thought i'd give it a shot nonetheless

also here's leader (separate)

>>31067598
>iofi
yes please I want her to dominate me

>>31068331
My edit of Omega and one-hour streams is no longer relevant, so here's something new to shitpost with

>>31068743
This is straight though.

>>31068829
You can be both if you have a split personality.

>>31068904
i want to cum on his eyelashes

>>31067358
Dammit, I watched this clip just after I heard about his graduation. It's been two years what the hell bros

cummy cummy in my tummy (im a straight male tho)

>>31069179
Come here and let me beat you.

>>31069179

>>31069113
what brushes do you use exactly if you don't mind me asking?

aaaaaaa I want to see Magni dancing in 3D so bad

>>31069179
that's nice dear

>>31069214
you'd be very surprised that it's just medibang's base rough pencil brushes (and airbrush)

ASTROGIRL ON LUDWIGS STREAM

>>31068956
t. woman

>>31067935
I'm not going to be watching it live but my expectations are
>Magni out-yabs Ollie with unintentional double entendres
>Vesper gets family questions from Ollie
>Ollie remains bad at APEX
Hopefully the conversations on the Raft collab go off into some wild shit again.

>>31069334
why

>>31069179
women can cum too, kinda

>>31069334
???????????????

>>31069179
Why would anon post this?
(im a straight male too)

>>31069373
he added it to his stream playlist

Is IRyS...you know...?

>>31069470
i do not care very much for any of these portrait sprites at all

i drew altare

>>31069470
australian?

>>31069179
>>31069412
Post dick with timestamp or GTFO

>>31069470
This should've been ordered in debut order

>>31069470
Irys is... The 5th Tempus member... Not Shrek...

>>31069508
THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT

>>31069508
Is that Altare after a night of "dancing" out in the streets?

magni's endgoal is to get a jerma collab right?

>>31066474
>Fortunately
>Ollie
Ollie is a shit person, the worst in a whole ID branch and one of the most worsted persone in whole Hololive, it's literally Mori tier.

>>31069470
who's 2nd row 1st column?

>>31069470
Are Magni and Axel okay?

>>31069591
cry baby stinky. wahhh shes zooming! lol

>>31069508
"Hello boy. You're frightened. Of course you are. But I see strength in your eyes. Come with me, and I will teach you what it is to be great. But will you use it for good or evil? I look forward to seeing."

>>31069470
The way Gura's eyes are further apart than Magni's here kek

>>31067935
It's gonna have Ollie and Magni. It's gonna be loud. Vesper is gonna be their only tard wrangler, but that will only last so long before he hulks out into Gamer Mode (TM).

Prepare to be blown away, Sapling.

>>31069591
>and one of the most worsted persone in whole Hololive
Learn English retard

>>31069470
why's noir look like linustechtips

>>31069591
>the worst in a whole ID branch and one of the most worsted persone in whole Hololive, it's literally Mori tier.
Literally all Ollie antis are ESL

>>31069591
she just a silly little guy

>>31069704
Based Ollie putting SEAniggers in their place.

>>31069681
I doubt it, both Magni and Vesper go kinda quiet in collabs. But Ollie is really high energy, so we'll see.

>>31069704
>>31069780
This is one of Ollie's top 5 moments still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbyQaZZMDkM&t=2s

>>31069741
>Literally all the girls antis and shitposters are ESL

>>31069591

I swear both Axel and Regis better get some collab invites next week

The ID girls are built different

>>31069591
I can forgive her, she seems like a naive little girl instead of actively being an asshole. The authentic IRL imouto experience.

>>31069875
Astel already invited Axel for apex, but I'm not sure if his manechan gave the ok.

Demonlord boyfriend in 10minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmWKWJ9IzME

>>31069898
Oh that’s really cool of Astel, hope they can do it

>>31069777
For you

>>31069881
bunch of sluts

>>31069827
I literally have to pause to keep up with the subtitles lmao

>>31069875
>axel
very possible
>regis
looks doubtful

>>31069921
leader...so cool

>>31069508
I’d shit my self if I saw that at night/10

>>31069881
they're bros

>>31069810
I think the Ollie + Apex combo could drag 'em out this time. Altare knows how to keep the team cool and has the multitasking magic to do the job.

>>31069631
I'll do better, I'll just keep shitting on her wherever possible and ignore the collab, like I do with all of Mori's collabs. But you can enjoy your dose of piss jokes.

>>31069704
My shit engrish doesn't change anything I say, because it's true. :^)

>>31069948
>>regis
>looks doubtful
Why?

>>31069827
is english really that much of an expectation in Indonesia? dont bother responding because i know noone here knows the actual answer

>>31069295
SIX
I
X
SEIS
BEANS

>>31069470
just delete the aussie negro

>>31070044
he hates women

>>31070044
his status on collabs according to him is "i want to focus on the boys but would probably accept if i got invited to an apex party" which is a politely worded "i don't want to collab right now"

>>31069827
There’s a high viewed jp subs one too kek

I wish all MANScholars a very pleasant day.

Leader's VR Cooking Simulator in 5min.
He made the waiting room pretty late, I almost forgot about it.
Get in here:
https://youtu.be/lmWKWJ9IzME

>>31070092
seven vaginas

>>31069704
this was based both with and without spin desu. anyone spamming at a streamer that they don't understand the language they're speaking should fuck off.

>>31069470
Axel is not ogey

>>31070051
>don't respond
I will respond
It's a class thing unironically. The upper-middle class/rich are usually fluent in english and the lower middleclass/poor only know Indonesian.
A lot of well paying jobs require good English too. So people are strongly encouraged to get good in it, but a lot of Holo ID fans (like the one spamming Ollie in that vid) don't know it
hence why Kobo got so huge (cunny and uses indo 99% of the time) and why Mumei is getting hate from them (no I won't explain that "drama" ITT but it's another language thing)

I want to see Nowa playing Starfield

>>31070212
MAYBE MOAR

>>31070194
he's doing this on VR? holy shit
also i was doing my cult of the lamb reps because i fell asleep but i guess i can pause and do it later

>>31070307
OMEGA WON...

>>31070307
Omega saved him

>>31070307
Burn out is real

>>31070268
explain the drama or i'll kill myself

>>31070268
don't they teach it in public school

>>31070369
I'll record your suicide

>>31070307
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31070307
Long VR streams are not recommended.

>>31070384
Do YOU remember the language they made you learn in school anon?
There's your answer

Leader is a smart boy who would never dox himself after being warned by Magni, right guys?

>>31069827
It was hilarious because Olllie speaks three languages in her streams, but the niggers only wanted her to stop speaking English. Totally not an agenda.

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>JWU
>did quick archive reps
>sees Muv-Luv post
Nowa didn't mention my favourite VN, did he?

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>>31070473
Gaben...

>>31070438
yeah i remember english

https://youtu.be/lmWKWJ9IzME
https://youtu.be/lmWKWJ9IzME
https://youtu.be/lmWKWJ9IzME

>>31070307
That's fine, he already gave us a lot during the cult of the lamb pt 2

>>31070438
I remember English

>>31070587
>Stealing another anon's joke

>>31070165
There’s a chinese sub with half a mil views too kek

Alright anons, take your bets now. Who would you want to do a Majik Monkey cover?
Axel and Magni here, honestly I feel like they'd do the best.

>>31069681
Altare will be there in the comments, typing in stern CAPS LOCK to control the chat

DEMON LORD IS STREAMING, TO WATCH BOYS

burning down this kitchen with no survivors

DEEP-FRIED VR

>>31069470
Wtf is this order?

Altare sounds so much more normal and deeper with the VR mic...

>>31070624
i mean his post and mine were 50 seconds apart so i'm not offended

his voice sounds so different...

>>31070624
It's not a joke. English is taught at public schools here as a second/third language. Of course I remember it. Just stating a fact

>It's a static model stream

>>31069521
You don't wanna see my dick

>>31070692
He's been sounding way less whispery lately.
An anon told me to take my meds but I'm totally certain that I'm right.

Someone give these boys some sorta smol 3D models, pronto

Non-ASMR mic Altare sounds more manly lol

>valve Index
He shelled out the good money

JWU, how was Altare's stream?

>he did the tutorial

>>31070818
it's over magnation

>"Hello niggers" HD edition

>Altare setting himself up for a grudge post
Kek

>>31069508
I enjoy this.

Will you eat my cooking, anon
*pop*

>>31070779
I've watched every one of his streams. Either I've gotten used to him, or he absolutely has worked on his enunciation
He's 100% drinking more water though. Kinda miss them sloppy lip smacks

>>31070307
never played VR myself, but everyone says you get sick after a while, probably for the best

>>31070806
He busted out a fucking cello mid-stream

>Dez is a manlet

Traumatized

>>31069777
I would definitely punch Ollie on her birthday (sexually)

This fucking game is literally baiting Altare to open up audio settings wtf is this game

kek

Pee pee

Just got in, how good is Altare's multi tasking holding up on cooking simulator?

Man, Italians just cannot catch a break...

maglord in chat...

>>31070954

>>31064199
>>31064243
Is this what women really want?

wogs on life support

>>31071032
Already roasted Magni

>>31071040
I'm going to drink his milk. Right now.

>>31071040
why are fags like this

HE DROPPED HIS SPAGHETTI

>>31071079
Only when cucked

>>31071046
When did this happen?

>immedately tries to make middle finger

>shows middlefinger on stream

>>31070692
>>31070779
Outside debut jitters, it probably also him wanting to be careful with his volume while he streams in his Asian parents' house. There's a lot to be excited (therefore loud) about. So he was just likely being considerate until he found out what worked.

>>31071079
you ever heard stories of women cutting men's dicks off when they're slighted?

>DOES THE MIDDLE FINGER
I love our leader

>>31071032
He's doing well, but he did hit his head on something already. Altare is a professional though.

i dont have enough goofy altare reaction images

>>31071102
my oshi is magni what do you expect

>>31071036
I cooka da pizza

altare is in high spirits tonight

how can our leader be so based

>IMMEDIATE COCKUMBER JOKE
>too small

why is he so short?

Altare is legitimately the best streamer of the group, he's able to weave in talking so flawlessly into his gameplay

>>31071154
Altare to that whore bitch who cheated on him

nowa is muted

>>31071040
god DAMN

>Shows middle finger
Isn't that a hateful gesture in some countries? Could he get in trouble for this?

KEEP THIS MAN OUT OF A KITCHEN

Him dropping the garlic intentionally had japanese card crusher vibes, ngl

>>31071224
no...

altare...?

>>31071239
>Isn't that a hateful gesture
Only if you're a softcock

>>31071195
He's sitting down, or standing. Pick either

ALTARE THE FUCKING FRIDGE YOU'RE SPOILING THE MEAT

>>31071239
Yes, as an American I am EXTREMELY offended.

>>31071239

>>31071199
When it comes to dealing with the stream he's definitely the best of the bunch with Nowa close behind.

>>31071187
He's always talking about how much he loves VR, so he must be hyped to finally do something with it on stream.

Reggie?