/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hey man

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

IRyS is sexy! and cute! and stupid!

The new nail tweet is about to make me act up

made this yesterday

>>31036760
Is this real??

>>31036766
Thanks I'll use it for the next OP

>>31036766
Thats really great anon! We'll put it on the fridge

>>31036766
Post it to the art tag. SOVL like that deserves to be seen

>>31036766
Cute.

>>31036713
And fat! A real chunker! Oink oink!

>>31036737
1/5th of a fingernail is enough to make your bell ring?

>>31037078
It's hot that it's on her official IRyS twitter because implications

>>31037149
What implications? That she wants to drag those nails along sound engineer cock?

>>31036517
nigger

>>31037270
nye

what is the first isekai /HiRyS/?

The implication that ur a schizo and you won't get a you. Also I'm happy for her if she does!

I for one welcome Migopi posting over cucks

The AZKi offcollab we've been waiting for is starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl_cVdFVkGQ

>>31037601
i freedom lady

Imagine liking Sakura Miko.

>>31037432
You mean with the minimalist format? There's these two:
>>29383929
>>29919416

>>31037889
no i'm asking what is the first isekai

>>31037489
Why would you be happy for someone getting dick?
That’s weird.

I really hope her new outfit includes open-toed shoes or better yet she's barefoot.

>>31037635
one day... i believe..

If she uses those well manicured fingers to stroke a man's penis I would be happy for her.

>>31037432
Dante's Inferno, one of the first self insert Isekai fanfictions

>>31038042
Sui-chan...

>>31037968
I'm more of a no shoes but thighhigh socks kind of man myself but you do you

>>31038042
Put her back

>>31036317
I Love IRyS. That is all.

Is this really an IRyS thread?

>>31038083
Still, why?
Do you watch porn and think to yourself, “I’m so happy for her, eat that dick, girl!”

Why doesn't IRyS make coomerbait youtube shorts like Watame and Fauna? It's working very well for them and it's something she'd be good at

>>31037968
Footfags get the rope.

>>31038083
thanks anon
she likes to tickle my balls with her fingernails

>>31038178
Not really no, it's an off day so this is the anti and schizophrenia thread

>>31038253
Ah, I see.

nephilim status?

>>31038428
Grinding in MC with guns

>>31038240
Because she’s not yours. She’s the sound engineer’s.

>>31038240
She doesn't like people calling her a whore because she actually is a whore

>>31037964
>>31037489
Could be a rare femrystocrat that enjoys having power over others

>>31038130
>>31038171
She likes mori, therefore she should be kept away from IRyS at all costs.

>>31038741
Idunno how to tell you this, but all the JP girls do

>>31038741
nigger

>>31038741

IRyS watch Zack Snyder's Justice League please

>>31038791
They're legally obligated to

IRyS's stream?

>>31038845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAsDL7f3veM Justice League and JLU marathon*

>>31038871
Tomorrow!

>>31038658
Yes and no. She’s made it clear to the sound engineer that she’ll wait for him as long as it takes, but he’s reluctant to sleep with her while their studio is being booked by Cover. Once the sexual tension finally boils over, though, it’ll be hot enough to make IRyS go back to heaven.

>>31038791
They don't understand English so they don't know how shit she truly is.

>brings up pink woman unprompted
>will proceed to claim others are cuckbeats
That’s it. Everyone say bye to the monkey.

>>31038954
based

>>31038996
it really is this

Everytime I come to this general I'm left wondering if this is actually an anti thread with how many schizos lurk here. How can sucha cute girl have this much dedicated schizos.

>>31038996
>her coworkers don’t know her as well as I, a virgin on 4channel, know her

>>31037635
I hope archiveanon is watching this. He loves Spring Thief by Yorushika

>>31039109
It literally is an anti thread unless she's streaming

Why won't she stream today?

>>31039086
Explain why IRyS likes Mori

>>31039135
I don't need to know her well to know she is the absolute scum of the earth that is better of dead.

>>31039109
what if IRyS is a schizo herself

>>31039215
Actually, that’s something you are required to know her well for, retard.

I'm starting to get annoyed again. It's been well over a year. She should be doing duets with other Vsingers, rubbing elbows, and marketing herself to other fanbases that enjoy music. Is she serious about this or not? If she isn't she needs to say it clearly so Cover can hire a replacement Vsingers whos serious about creating music and elevating Covers brand. If you want to be Sanas replacement and do nothing with the rest of Council then say it.

>>31039195
She is a sheltered daddy's girl that doesn't know any better.

>>31039215
Holy based. Take comfort that she is drinking herself into an early grave at the very least

>>31039281
No. She should stream more Rust

>>31039289
What does this even mean? Do you think “sheltered daddy’s girls” don’t have people they dislike, monkey?

>>31038996
Mori fills a niche of big cowboy american woman english like Coco. Japanese women are awful whores but also timid and craven by nature, so Coco/Mori and their willingness to be loud and stupid and masculine seems brave to them. Of course if mori ever gets into real trouble her japanese 'friends' will suddenly disappear, but this is after all just their nature.

>>31039135
Why does his sexuality have any impact on mori being actively stupid and just waiting for the next big yabberino?

>>31039281
Understandable but who the fuck asked?

>>31039195
Because Mori is loud and cool and drinks beer. IRyS is as typical as they come except she never went to college so mori is like "I went to college" and IRyS is like "that's so cool" and then they get drunk.

In the end IRyS wants to be a retard, but society has prevented her from doing so.

>>31039281
Go watch other vsingers and forget about IRyS if you're not baiting

>>31039302
At the rate she's gaining weight she will probably have a heart attack first.

>>31039109
Because 'cute girl' isn't actually a noble or respectable quality in a person since it can be faked so easily. If she had more substance than 'makes cute noises' then girls like Mumei or Amelia wouldn't have people who dislike them. It is the same for IRyS.

>>31039344
> Of course if mori ever gets into real trouble her japanese 'friends' will suddenly disappear, but this is after all just their nature.
That’s true anywhere, monkey. None of my coworkers gave two shits when a guy we worked with for years got 8-10 for sex with a minor.
Do you faggots ever leave your bedroom? Do you even know what human evil looks like?

>>31039426
>drinks beer
And the monkey outs itself as a worshipper of the Faggot Mohammad.
Stay mad, sandnigger.

>>31039442
She lost weight so that's not a thing anymore.

>>31039542
>no proof

>>31039442
Bloating is common in high functioning alcoholics. A lot of people don't realize how many calories are in hard liquor. One way or another she will pay the ultimate price

>>31039537
Beer causes women to become more masculine and is a contributor to the FTM crisis.

>>31039542
There is no proof of that. Knowing her she will probably gain more than she will ever lose anyway

>>31039537
NTA but there is a big difference between occasional drinking versus hitting the hard stuff daily

>>31039554
I can't believe this fucking monkey needs 'proof' when it's in the pudding (that mori didn't eat because she's on a diet). Stay mad, seanigger.

>>31039604
Mori and IRyS are more into wine and hard liquor than beer

how do i save the thread? how do i save (you)?

Uhhh IRyS discussion?

>>31039631
Mori's the type of alcoholic that needs to have a drink to do anything and also needs the promise that there will be booze where she's heading. But that's pretty common when you use booze to self medicate ADHD.

>>31039631
She get's herself drunk daily. There isn't a single stream of hers where she isn't drunk and she had to cancel multiple streams before because she is too wasted to actually stream. She is the literal definition of an alcoholic.

>>31039678
Post IRyS pics or start a different timeloop.
Male collabs and the taste of less-than-fresh sea urchin are in fashion

>>31039690
cuckbeats are still raiding the thread to defend whori's honor
it wont stop till after chadcast

This thread...

thanks to anon now i'm walking through the 9 circles of hell

>>31039697
>>31039724
I agree. I was responding to the schizo who thinks anyone that points out Mori is an alcoholic is a mudslime

>>31039784
Someone post all the shirako timestamps too

Seriously though. Her weekly karaokes where already relatively short compared to a lot of Holos. Are those really worse for your throat than those retarded 5 hour zatsudans where she repeats everything she says a second time in Japanese?

>>31039903
Yes. They are called singer's nodes for a reason. College professors, teachers, people who work in call centers, etc... talk all day and very few develop problems from it.

>>31039794
It's surprising how none of them have been banned yet. They do this every time a chadcast is comming up.

>>31039903
The long gaming streams and zatsudans are worse because of how much she likes to scream and talk loud.

IRyS read The Divine Comedy please

I love my wifeRyS...

>>31040065
Maybe it's time for her to shorten her streaming hours then.

>>31040083
Based Dante enjoyer

>>31040083
She shouldn't, the book is shit

>>31040110
She likes it this way

>>31040083
which circle of Hell will IRyS be condemned to?

>>31040203
third

>>31040203
Hell isn't real

>>31040156
Inferno is pretty entertaining. Pergatoria and Paradisio aren't great if you don't know Italian

She should start an OnlyFans

>>31040162
Then how come none of the IRyStrocrats accepted that her Vsinger's "duty" has finally taken her full-time and she won't stream like she used to?

>>31040203
9th. She betrayed her prime benefactor (Cover Corp.) by being a vocal malcontent.

>>31040275
Nah even inferno is shit

>>31040393
I remember liking it. It's cool if you don't.

IRyS should read Vagabond She's a woman so she won't appreciate it, but she still should. Also you should too spoiler clicking anon

>>31040442
i will check that out

IRyS only reads manga and light novels.

IRyS nails...

It just struck me. IRyS is the EN Nene.

>>31040538
... digging into your back as she wraps her legs around you

>>31040563
Other than being retarded and having a mental breakdown, they aren't that much alike

22 ip 127 posters. Holy shit this general is just 1 dude talking to himself half the time.

>>31040676
all me
we are one

>>31040676
We share one body but we are separate entities so it's not really talking to myself

>>31040676
that one guy?
all me

>>31040676
my name is legion
for we are many

>ywn be possessed by a pon nephilim
Time to die, my friends

>>31040676
my name is schizo for i am one

>>31040676
We are one.

>>31040676

>>31040676

>>31040676
The ip never changed so I'm still not sure if it's just 1 schizo replying.

>>31040888
>>31041019

what is this silent? where is everyone?

>>31041500
check holodex and guess who's streaming.

>>31041500
I was listening to Azki and preparing to make a pot pie

>>31041500
I'm watching game retrospectives with IRyS right now

>>31041609
that's a demon

>>31041631
you mean my WifeRyS?
I think you mean my wife IRyS

>>31041500
There are better singers on

>>31041710
Your mom sings while bouncing on my dick

>>31041702
it will drag your soul to hell anon. don't do it

>>31041797
It's a hell of his own making

>>31041500
I have a work meeting and AZHACHI was too good

>jwu from my nap
>shitposters still going
>no IRyS
airisu...

AmeRyS and TimeRyS inclining
FauRyS dead in the water

Shitposting ceased in 2 thread at the same time.

>>31042848
What does this tell you, anon?

>>31042848
What's the other one? I'm only in here and /hlgg/

>>31042761
I'm still channeling my power, you'll see more kino soon if i'm successful

>>31039604
blisteringly retarded take
>>31039697
You have never been around an actual alcoholic if you think Mori Calliope is one.

>>31042761
TimeRyS...

>>31039794
>brings up pink woman unprompted
>”this is all the cuckbeats’ fault”

>>31042935
I don't think she's ever hung out with a HoloEN member without some drinking being involved. Even if not a diagnosed alcoholic she seems a bit obsessed

IRyS' butthole status?

>>31043076
Hairy and sweaty

>>31043047
Posts like this are how you out yourself as underage or a Muslim, faggot.
Drinking is the only way adults socialize in 2022 outside of church and work.

>>31043128
holy retard no wonder you don't think whori is a drunk if you really believe this

>>31042935
>drinks everyday
>drinking has interfered with work
>drinking caused twitter yab
Yeah, no problem here. Just a normal girl enjoying a drink or two now and then

>>31043128
I guess that's true to some extent especially if you only meet them a few times in a year.

>>31040676
Actually, choose any given chuuba specific long running general and it'll be like this, also those threads shilling for corpos nobody gives a shit about.

>>31043128
Oh, it's you. Again, there is difference between drinking occasionally and getting drunk every day.

>>31043231
How old are you? What kinds of jobs have you had?
Genuine question, because posts like this make you sound incredibly sheltered.

>>31043235
I hate Mori as much as anyone else but he's completely right. If you think she qualifies as "alcoholic" you really do not understand how fucking bad they can get.

>>31043235
How has drinking negatively affected Mori Calliope’s professional success? No, you seething is not a negative effect.

>>31043373
Check out what high functioning alcoholism is and get back to me
>>31043398
Cancelling streams because she was too drunk is me seething, eh?

>Le alcoholic timeloop again

>>31043489
>canceling streams
Doesn’t answer the question.
How was her career negatively impacted by the equivalent of calling out of work hung over?

>>31043489
> high functioning alcoholism
And there it is. You’re probably the kind of faggot who drinks a 6-pack after work and describes yourself as an “alcoholic” for it.

>>31043489
It doesn't matter because this is entirely a senantic debate. The larger point here is you sound sheltered as hell if you're trying to equivocate Mori to what people would COLLOQUIALLY refer to as an alcoholic.

>>31042467
Enjoy your dirty floor banana dumb chibiRyS haha
dumb idiot Nephilim dropping banana on the floor like an idiot haha

>>31043550
Yeah, I'll stop responding to them. It just irks me when I've dealt with an alcoholic parent (may she RIP) and faggots try telling me I have no idea what alcoholics are like

Mori is literally an alcoholic, she needs it to perform simple tasks and can't function socially without it.

are the cuckbeats really still here?

>>31043659

>>31043717
> she needs it to perform simple tasks and can't function socially without it
No, she does not. She likes alcohol for gluttonous reasons, not because she’s incapable of functioning without it.
You’ve outed yourself as a child. Swallow the embarrassment and try not to be such a faggot in the future.

>>31043717
>>31043834

Are this threads just the schizo and this >>31043706 fag replying to him? They are going use every single timeloop since debut at this pace

>this threads
What did anon mean by this?

>>31043834
She hasn't stopped drinking for any significant length of time, and has said she uses it to cope with her mental issues. You don't have to be in the gutter drinking a handle a day with the shakes to be classified as an alcoholic.

Bae filming IRyS' suicide after she stopped taking her meds

>>31044348
Wtf this feels really dark now :(

>>31044348
suicide pact with IRyS...

>>31044413
I've been around enough to see some crazy videos of Asians and train platforms

>Suicide is a major risk for people with bipolar disorder. Between 25% and 50% of those with bipolar disorder attempt suicide, and 15% die by suicide
No...

Rust map for now

>>31044540
East vs West

>>31044540
Lunas somewhere on the coast too

>>31044540
>Polka
>in cave

>>31044654
Don't bring up pink women here

>>31044654
NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31044540
Sui-chan doko?

Luna is 40 years old

>>31044504
Women rarely go through with it

I fucking hate Lunaitos so much. So fucking much

>>31044747
She is playing right now, close to IRyS I think

>>31044937

Suisei house? around E3

>>31045148
Fuck off. Your kind are even gayer than Kronies.
Lunaito HATE
Kenzoku HATE
Hoshiyomi HATE

>>31045489
>tame impala
based

>>31044937

>>31046355
A fine addition to my collection

See what i mean? Annoying as hell. Go back to your ERP discord you insufferable faggots

>>31046355
>>31046442

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1559928915439030273

>Sound engineerchad got to fuck irys every day
You will never be him SEArystocucks

>>31046784
Fuck. No SoloRyS for awhile then

>>31046904
He must be older if she calls him daddy

Well, probably not every day

Don't you guys have a doxx thread to post in?

>>31046977
We all knew it was going to be this way

>>31046784
Why does IRyS keep getting confused with 12-hour and 24-hour clock

>>31046784
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31047067
We don't watch streams here sir

>>31047072
Is that what happened? Seems unlikely

>WE

>ARE

>>31047101
Correct

>NUMBER

>MALES

i wonder if IRyS is /here/ and wonders why we're the most schizo split. i guess /ggg/ could be worse but i don't go there. this place really gets incredible sometimes and not in a good way

soiled it...

>>31047141
She talked about missing her nail appointment because she thought 14:00 was 4:00 pm

>>31047295
I hope so

>>31047295
She made us this way. We are merely pawns in her dainty little hands, descending further and further into madness and despair

>>31047295
She'd be more likely to browse the nip board when she ego searches, honestly the shit here probably wouldn't get to her compared to jewtube comments on clips she watches.

>>31047362
what? how do you live there for three years and still make that mistake? that's actually next level

>>31047438

>>31047442
Are there any bad comments on her clips?

>>31047442
Hopefully she sticks to 2ch
5ch schizos makes the ones here look tame in comparison

>>31047495
They make her seem like a dumb slut

>>31047515
what is 5ch actually? i guess i'm kind of newfag but i've never even heard of it till recently. only heard of 2ch

>>31047515
I thought 5ch comments were all "iris cute and grass w"
>>31047532
I doubt she minds that

>>31047532
4chan has class.
>that's a new one

>>31047570
5ch comments posted here are all cherrypicked

>>31047561
It supplanted 2ch after shit went down. You should read up and it and shit bricks when you realize who owns 4chan now

weird. i'll check it out. im still just reeling from thinking 14:00 means 4:00. I just like... man.

>>31047295
/ggg/ has the same level of schizoness but the jannies actually pay attention to it sometimes, this place has been forsaken

>>31047631
Would IRyS really have schizos on 5ch? Seems hard to believe

>>31046784
Now we know why she had to do her nails...

>>31047765
That's not hard to believe, we have a schizo that was born just because she ate pocky once during Sekiro. But no I think at worst she's just mocked for her model

>>31047877
She just wants to look presentable.

>WE

>>31047643
I might be outdated but is it about the whole shit between Nishimura and Watkins ? or totally different story ?

All this nail talk reminded me I have to go cut my giant gross toenail before it becomes ingrown. Thanks for the reminder and for subscribing to my blog, don't forget to like and hit that bell!

>>31048011
Yeah, among other things. Hiroshimoot is no stranger to litigation.

So she's just not gonna delete that photo of the cap with her nails in it...? She must've really wanted to show them off, she can't be that dumb for it to be an accident

>>31047889
Yeah but she has a lot more non-JP fans and JP fans won't understand half of what she says in most streams

>>31048150
She probably thought it was too late now and didn't feel like doing it

>>31048241
Her manager needs to correct her by making her sing in a higher key tomorrow

>>31048150
It barely shows anything.
I want to see her face so I can see the results of her eyebrows (but mostly because I want to see her face again).

>>31048375
Fingies are generally a nono, there's a reason they all wear gloves during handcams

>>31048375
I mean sure but they literally have to wear gloves on the cam streams to not show anything at all and she herself is kinda known to be a little paranoid of showing stuff accidentally so it's weird she shrugs this one off

>>31048458
>>31048464
She's not an idol.

>>31048464
She doesn't mind showing her nails, it's her face that's ugly

>>31048582
Her face is not ugly!

>>31048561
Retardchama they all wear gloves, even the men

>>31048464
boys it means she's /HERE/ and wants to destroy the soundguy rrat. she's showing her nails off to us and no one else

Wonder what the JP bros thought about her laughing fit after saying Japanese bananas are smaller

>>31048458
it's a courtesy to those who have to wear gloves to hide wedding band marks. You don't have to wear gloves but it's the polite thing to do

>>31048617
Not IRyS.
You can revise that statement to "everyone except IRyS wears gloves".

>>31048629
You haven't interacted with many Japs huh? They are some of the most self loathing people on the planet. They will call themselves small dick inferior losers

The only thing preventing such a blunder again is creepy nail SCs

>>31048726
do they really? i always thought they were pretty dignified and proud. that almost sounds like flips

>>31048726
Are you sure that's not just self-deprecating humour?

>>31048747
Yeah giving her money will surely deter her from showing her nails again

>>31048617
Only those who aren't confident in their fingers and nails

>>31048814
is that a challenge? you don't think i can do it? believe me, i can stop her from doing it ever again with a single superchat

>>31048882
>No delivery

>>31048882
There was supposed to be a schizo SC on her anniversary and it never happened so threats like these are usually disappointing

>>31048882
and what exactly would you say? You won't send it anyway so humor me

>>31048951
Some fag will probably tell her to "please be careful".

>>31048983
i feel really put on the spot right now i'd need time

Send one that says you blasted ropes to the picture. She would probably not recognize the expression and read it out loud.

>>31049064
Time deez nuts, faggot. You got nothing and you never will

>>31048882
It has to be in a real currency or it won't work, if she sees 50k chicken bones or whatever you indonesians use she'll just mock you in the holo discord later

IRyS if you are here change the free chat pic, also update the playlists

I want to suck IRyS's thumb

>>31049181
I actually used a VPN last time so I could pay in sgp and get a discount on a red supa

>>31049181
It's even more effective if it's in IDR. She'll have to think of a seamonkey blasting ropes to her nails

>>31049329
What's the most obvious phrase you think you could get away with with IRyS?
Goo bazooka? Custard canon? Splooge soaker?

>>31049417
How about you don't be one of those faggots that tries to get chuubas to say nasty shit? It's played out and not clever at all

>>31049555
I disagree. IRyS' superchats are getting boring she could use the extra spice

>>31049284
You little shit. Don't be stingy, pay in $USD (or some other first-world currency with a similar market-value)

>>31049555
Well I wasn't gonna actually do it. But I do find it funny

>>31049630
Why

>>31049417
>HiRyS, I did Monopoly

>>31049638
It's clipbait shit that got stale years ago. hurp durp I made a Japanese girl say a thing she didn't understand, gib views pls

>>31049747
God you sound like a real joy at parties

>>31049710
She deserves it.
On a normal SC reading (when she's not rushing) she reads everything greater than $5 anyway. You don't have to send her a red-one if you're trying to be cheap.

>>31049747
IRyS lives for that shit

>>31049864
Most IRyStocrats that aren't faggots don't.

>>31049914
I don't think those exist

>>31049986
They do

She laughs her ass off at the most low brow stupid dick and sex jokes, and everything else flies over her head

>>31050035
It's just free YabaiRyS content!

>>31050057
I'd rather be real with her

>>31049829
If it wasn't run into the ground it would be different. It's like faggots spamming 116 and blush emotes all the time. Shit just gets old after awhile

>>31037208
I am a sound engineer

>>31047561
>what is 5ch actually?
a text board owned by a burger faggot living in the philippines

>>31051146
What king of burger?
I hope the toppings are good

>>31051146
>>31051281
i know what i want for dinner now, thanks

Girls don't like it when you fetishize their nails and cum on them

>>31051650
make sure you cook that meat extra long to get rid of those flip parasites

>>31051776
They add flavour, a little crunch to top it off

>>31051741
i cum on her toenails

>>31051776
i’m a burger though, i’m just gonna get five guys later :3

>>31051741
IRyS gets off on the idea of dudes getting off to her

>>31051844

>>31051938
is fine i’ll get lettuce wrap instead of carb slabs :^)

>>31051938
ChibiRyS ate MelonRyS whole

>>31052300
dubs of truth

Abusive boyfriend status?