/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mysta love
Genshit HATE

Ike love!

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
(ง -᷄ω-᷅ )ว ٩( -᷄ω-᷅ )۶(ง-᷄ω-᷅ )ว ( -᷄ω-᷅ و(و

images!

Aloucreeps are vietnamese feet as good as chinese feet?

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck my life

Reminder that you're the worst posters here.

Mysta love!

I love Pogmu

Sonny love!

fuuchan love okaeri

>Removing Pomu from the OP
troll thread, make another

Have you ever felt like saving a schizo? I want to save shinobi I feel bad for him

rave slut selen

https://puzzle.aggie.io/nKS1y4
https://puzzle.aggie.io/nKS1y4
https://puzzle.aggie.io/nKS1y4
GET IN HERE OR ELSE.

>>30978483
anon?

Aiaia!

>>30978483
blind anon...

Ave Maria

>>30978483
You needs glasses like your oshi

>>30978483
You need to see an ophthalmologist

FUCK YOU MILLIESCHIZO
MY PIC NOW

bytch love

>>30978483
I got scared I fucked it up, don't do this to me...

Man, I love this fairy.

Posting in an unmoderated thread!

How are Seffyna and Pomu both fairies but Seffyna is a normal height while Pomu is like 9 cm tall?

>>30978483
you're so blind I'm gonna call you a faggot in braille
⠋⠁⠶⠕⠞

>I hope he dies
mysta wtf

>>30978483

>>30978457
Yes.
Like 95% identical

>>30978580
can you go to a normal doctor if you have eye concerns and then go to the eye doctor if it's serious?

>>30978638
Seffy lost her fairy powers after her wings got torn off

>>30978668
Where does the 5% difference come from?

cocksleeve material

MYSTA YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT BY THE END OF INAZUMA

mysta's actively wishing for characters to die just for the drama of it all kek

>>30978637
He can't feel that you massive fucking retard

>>30978657
>>30978637
>>30978604
>>30978580
>>30978551
>>30978541
>>30978521
I knew it was easy, I didnt know it was THIS easy

>>30978536
aruban love

>>30978675
Yes, but it's more efficient if you go for the latter anyway.

>>30978725
DAMN BRAT CORRECTION IS NEEDED

>>30978719
who?

Mystakes please save your oshi before he actually thinks he's the most hated NijiEN

>>30978725
DAMN YOU EVIL PENTOMO

>>30978725
All me, thanks for the return (You)s :)

>>30978725
i killed you, evil pentomo. how is this possible?

>>30978698
Vietnam.

>>30978755
some random ossan, I'm not really paying attention

>>30978722
I'm about to make you feel something Aloucreep

>>30978725
If you want to be raped you could've just asked

>>30978650
>>30978712
>>30978719
Teppei dying wasn't even that sad honestly... Didn't actually get that much of a connection to him

Does anyone has the Pomu Reynolds image?

>>30978778

>>30978735
it's just a small concern... but thanks

>>30978725
Sorry, but the crown of the most retarded anon ITT has already been taken by the brony shitposter. You'll have to try again next thread.

>>30978764
He already does... I hate his nigger dramafag excuses for friends.

>>30978799

https://youtu.be/scD4N5DM5z0
They should really hire him and do the mixing.

>>30978702
comfydant...

>>30978722
>>30978722
he can feel these massive balls all day

mike!
repost from the ms paint thread

>>30978778
kek

>>30978787
Yeah you make me feel disgusted alright

tower of fantasy sucks, how do i stop playing it

>>30978797
no I mean he's jinxing it by wishing for more characters die, the lady he liked from mondstat gets killed next

fulgurs 'chaos? I call it fun!' was so cute

>>30978834
He really should talk to Vox about this, dude needs some perspective on the situation.

Mysta's Genshin streams are nice. I get why they turn some people off but personally it's nice to see him relaxed and having fun.

>>30978898
Unplug your router.

Vox and Elira sure is a weird combination...

>>30978898
I dunno, Finana. Ask your friends not this thread.

>>30978923
it's nice when he's not looking at chat

shu pain!

>>30978898
It's too late anon the problem is that you're a woman or Chinese or both
May as well post your feet at this point

>>30978838
Thank you so much anon! is there another one?

>>30978898
Delete system32

>>30978951
Better than Elira and Shu.

>>30978838

>>30978951
Alpha male + Alpha female

>>30978951
Faces of the branch, I guess.

that dumbass expression mysta makes whenever he's being a pervert is too funny

The puzzle pic is really pretty...

>>30978799
I still hate that Pomu prefers Reynolds over Gosling....

>>30979030
I can't wait to see it turn to despair

Posting the real winner of Nijisanji Koshien 2022

>>30978923
same. it’s always a comfy time with his genshin stream. maybe it’s also because i like genshin (but inazuma’s still boring af).

If Pomu was in a jar, what would you do?

>>30979100
as he should be. he’s hotter than vox

>>30976822
Is that why they've been releasing like a patch a day for the game?
I love devolver digital and new blood they're honestly some of the only companies that consistently release good indie stuff. But it wouldn't surprise me if this game was a bit buggy.

>>30979120
nta but we're in the same boat. I think he makes it more entertaining because he understands how to use the characters and he bothers putting the story together

>>30979057
I love that Pomu prefers Reynolds over Gosling lol, thank you anon!
>>30979008
And thank you too!

Damn kyo's been trying to butter up to pomu why is she dangerous?

>>30979162

>I really like this guy's voice acting
dude sounds like shoto kek

>>30979176
tldr he's a whore
but he's my whore

>>30979176
I wish I was a male vtuber so he could dominate me too

>>30979224
Men want taken women.

>>30979162
Pomu is collecting our "seed" on her own jar, remember this

ewiwa on the telly

>>30978872
I love that you made it a unity drawing. Nade-nade.

>>30979269
shoto has more of a lisp

Now that I tuned in to Mysta's stream 6 hours late I feel guilty about skipping it even if it's Genshit

>>30979317
>remember this
will it be on the exam?

>A fuck less than a minute on stream
kek

kindreds.... your oshi.....

>>30979317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEeq9JxCrH0

Why she's collecting our seed?

>>30979345
The pomufication exam!

I'm not gonna play this game but I'm kinda intrigued by this collab. Seriously, Vox and Elira?

>>30979340
It's been a comfy little stream with a lot of fun little anecdotes. I don't think you'll regret tuning in if you decide to check out the archive.

>>30979340
I at least put streams on the background if my oshi plays something I'm not into

I'd fuck eliras tof character

mysta being cute
I'll be your fox onee

Current:
>Mysta - Genshin
https://youtu.be/6TnzVjmD6Vs
>Fulgur - Zatsu
https://youtu.be/ccssGOTZtNA
>Vox, Elira Shill Stream
https://youtu.be/K8BEV2NVkxM
https://youtu.be/KKDrdY-5JOk
Upcoming:
>Niji EN Fallguys Collab (5hr)
https://youtu.be/6ht-DVPK3Uk
https://youtu.be/5fEefe-7aBA
https://youtu.be/pmbHcxuvadw
https://youtu.be/U1J-qe1V4y4
https://youtu.be/_vofPhWU-Mc
>Tower Shill Stream (6hr)
https://youtu.be/aIvU00UJ-_A
https://youtu.be/8vCzHwrK7k8
https://youtu.be/4KGsmb56Avo
https://youtu.be/X5o05J-4g7c
>Petra - Super Hot (8hr)
https://youtu.be/dJkkHHRVEHo
>Scarle - Niji EN Madlib (9hr)
https://youtu.be/72nhoe_ISOw
>Maria - Valorant (11hr)
https://youtu.be/azTE8lNkTuY

>>30979486
I'm gonna /ss/ him

>>30979057
The fact that Gosling won, and the Pomucord was celebrating was based

this whole yae part is my least favorite of the arc

>>30979498

Weewa looks so small compared to Vox

It was the year 20XX. A young man... we shall call him... M... walked down a path within a park.
On that path, a split emerges and on one said split lies a solitary snail... M... avoids the snail.
The man goes home and digests a brain altering parasite from his mold infested kitchen... but perhaps there was yet another path.
If the man met the snail and contemplated eating it maybe he could have awoken to an interest in... French culinary practice... and learned to clean his kitchen.

This... brain altering parasite lead the man to playing... gacha... a solitary snail... ruined a future liver's entire schedule.
This parasite, what does it stand to gain by ruining two streams for thousands of people... it's motives... are very complex.
Life is simply unfair... don't you think?

I want off the tower of fantasy ride.

>>30979507
baka take off the hat... so I can kiss your beautiful forehead

Every time Mysta sees a new female character he says they're cute or cool without fail
They really mog the male characters, design-wise

>>30979519
But Reynolds is an alpha, Gosling is a beta

Vox unironically is pretty good at shilling so far.

>>30979218
yes. i love his commentary regarding the characters and the plot. i also like how he’s trying to predict the plot (and how he’s usually right! but maybe that’s just because genshin plot is cliche af kek).

i LOOOOOOOOOVE tower of fantasy don't you love this awesome gacha game and have an immense urge to look in the description and click your oshi's link????

>>30978897
Oh right, I forgot about that death lol. It'll be fun to see his reaction

>>30979612
cute!

>>30979498
Based Aiapeep

Do you guys think a community nijien arg would be fun?

>>30979655
>Gosling is a beta
He's literally me...

>>30979162
let her out

I love my cute boomer wife. If only he got a bara dilf model.

>>30979427
I wasn't home. My headphones broke and I need new ones asap... Plus Genshit is really difficult to put on in the background.

>>30979616

>>30979672
Vox is very good at shilling
I'm surprised he doesn't have more sponsors

>>30979651
the male character models are just not very appealing for anything other than cute boys like venti or razor. itto's twig body and painted on abs are hilarious

1. Ollie collabs with Gundou from NijiJP on 28th July 2021 (https://youtu.be/Ghzt6N1WB14).). [Embed] This was around 2 months after NijiEN debuted.
2. One day before this collab, Pomu and Kiara had their first of many on-stream (chat only) interactions (https://youtu.be/ZRb4HsiQXc8?t=6497).). [Embed]
3. 3 months later, in October 2021, Kiara reported that her collab request for Pomu had been rejected : https://youtu.be/eMQF7VPADI8 [Embed]
She didn't specify who did the rejecting. Considering that she had been quite candid about shitting on HoloEN management at the time, but avoided blaming any party in this instance, it was pretty obvious to guess that the block came from NijiEN side.
4. About a month later (late November), it was revealed that Lazulight was attending a singing event held by Bilibili, so this may have had something to do with it : https://old.reddit.com/r/Nijisanji/comments/r3koxh/half_of_2434_international_will_be_attending_sing/
5. Around the same time of the above reveal, Selen said that she finally was allowed to collab with Ollie but that was postponed and then cancelled, with nothing else coming of it (https://youtu.be/qH_lYfNNw78).). [Embed] Speculation is that Selen's manager got permission from Cover's side for the collab and so Selen thought it was fine to announce it on stream (since once Cover's side was clear, obviously she assumed NijiEN would be fine with it). But the Lazulight Bilibili announcement may have caused NijiEN higher ups to veto it so that Lazulight could still attend the event.
6. December-January : Luxiem debuts and gains a humongous audience from China, inclining the entire branch and becoming the most successful NijiEN wave to date.
> Pomu - Kiara interactions - both on-stream(YT chat) and off-stream(twitter) - are still happening in the middle of all this btw.
7. March 5, 2022 : NijiEN discord leak. Irreparable damage to NijiEN perception in the eyes of hololive fans - specifically Fulgur. Damage is far more to NijiEN fans' reputations thanks to their reaction, but the livers' behavior was also frowned upon since they were outwardly friendly towards Holo. Pomu didn't have any major involvement, so her reputation is still relatively clear.
8. May 1, 2022 : Luxiem officially get Bilibili channels (https://twitter.com/nijisanji_world/status/1520712132718964736).).
9. July 13, 2022 : Pomu Birthday stream, when starting to read pre-recorded messages, reveals that there was "one more" but asks her fans to pretend that she read it on stream. Highly likely that this was Kiara's birthday message, but Pomu explicitly avoids confirming it despite freely being able to namedrop Kiara in prior streams (https://youtu.be/zkAecWb_yTs?t=10401).). [Embed]
10. July 21, 2022 : Kiara SC reading stream, SC references Pomu collab. Kiara reveals that she had been hopeful for a while, but looking at "recent developments", it felt like it was never gonna happen (https://youtu.be/qEPw2vxjTaw?t=15873).). [Embed]
11. Aug 06, 2022 : Pomu sends the contents of her bag for Kiara's bag reveal stream (https://youtu.be/wtRj5RGlMHA?t=6371).). [Embed] Indicating that Hololive management has no problem with Kiara involving Pomu in her streams.
12. Pic related is the latest clue we have, where the post discussing the aforementioned incident was deleted from the Nijisanji subreddit with no explanation, but was not deleted from the Hololive subreddit, which explicitly has a Rule against "advertising VTubers outside of Hololive". Even the Hololive mods commented on that post, telling people to chill, but did not lock the thread, delete the post or prevent discussion.

Why are you guys like this? Why can't we get along?

>>30979498
they better be getting diamonds shoved up their asses with how many shill streams for ToF they're doing.

>>30979743
Ehhhh demographics, Vox's demographic doesn't fit your usual gacha whale

>>30979612
i bet shu is currently seething

>>30979730
Did you see rpr's model with the facial hair..... I don't trust LAM with that just yet

>>30979644
Unfortunately, his chat and twitter successfully made him believe he looks better with it.

What is the deal with airline food?

>>30979655
Gosling is a chad!

>>30979616
genshin finally mindbroke mystakes... its over...

>>30979642
you WILL play this year's chinese gacha and you WILL help bail out Evergrande

>>30979651
>They really mog the male characters, design-wise
I disagree, tartaglia and zhongli are really nice. chongyun's eyes are also very pretty.

>>30979730
I dont think LAM-mama can pull it off sadly

>>30979854
Pomudachis look like THAT?!
ZAMN!

Don't

>>30979498
Man today's kinda bare, glad the livers are getting paid with the ToF sponsors though

>>30979852

mysta really is the kind of guy who'd turn to putty at any semblance of female attention huh

>>30979830
i hate them........ he’s even cuter without his hat

vox yashiro chin

ewiwa making ewiwa

https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni/status/1559619634814365696

>>30979765
wtf

So you're telling me that it's a vtuber agency, but nobody streams in the afternoon? Yes, I think you're entitled to compensation.

>>30979929

>>30979751
God the male models are so fucking pathetic

>>30979950
it's kinda cute he's insecure about it

These TOF streams are fun but I'm never gonna play the game.

>>30980005
same

vox is creating a model from the other company

>>30979982

Mysta even denies a compliment from a video game character kek

>>30979743
Showing off the character creator immediately not only helps kill some time but shows a major feature that people will be interested in downloading it for.
If he encourages the kindreds to make their own version of a unique representation of what they feel like a "kindred" should look like, itd be powerful

>>30979616
m-mystake?

>>30980033
I love altare

>>30980005
I promissed myself to never touch any gacha game.

>>30979651
If you're not a fan of ikemen or cute boys, then of course yes. Otherwise you're eating good. I'm partial to Zhongli, Kazuha, Ayato, Scaramouche, and the new fella

>>30980033
he looks like gran (azul) from gbf

why are you guys spamming the catalog crying over your Paul yab?

>>30980005
I'll download it to create my own character then never play it

>>30980033
KEK

>>30979963
Those two should just get a room together and get it over with!

>>30980115
Who is Paul? I only know Phil from otakuthon.

>>30980100
i'm not gay but i would let ssj gran bone me

>>30980005
I gave it a try, but I still prefer Genshin

>>30979743
problem is his audience timeslot is incompatible with the timeslot the sponsors usually want.
Not his fault really, his naraka shill stream was more succesfull.

>>30980051
And some behinds the scenes doodles
https://twitter.com/floatingwith/status/1559564483928162306

shut up nobody cares

>>30980033
Finally the tempura incest baby

>>30980033
based vox. he’s such a unitychad.

sex with mysta

>>30980189
I do, since you're spamming the board acting like you're some victim when you treated everyone like shit back on /jp/ and now cry over the slightest banter.

>>30980175
I did not realise turd munchers had a favourite consistency of shit to gorge themselves on

I just watched a woman explain a pointy hair for 2 hours & didn’t really mind, is vtubing making my autism worse?

>tower of fantasy male options are either manlet twink or stretched twink
>first few minutes in the game you see a male npc built like the juggernaut in comparison
This is some horseshit, China.

I dream that one day we can get a character creator like the one in Koikatsu/Honey Select but for an RPG

>>30980302

Mental illness.

All these games have boob sliders but almost none of them have butt customization ;_;

>>30980360
japs don't like ass for some reason

>>30980305
Have you never watched scat porn or something?? Some women prefer it chunky and hard while others like straight brown liquid.

>>30980324
I want to slap his fat ass as a punishment for playing Genshit.

>>30980320
Asia hates buff or big dudes

>>30980417
the entire bara genre would like to have a word with you

>>30980381
>Society with almost 50% of virgin population
>They don't like asses
This is not a coincidence

>>30980381
tits > ass
I won't pretend ass is better

>>30980320
its fucking garbage

>>30979743
Think it's quite obvious why most sponsors don't want Vox shilling them

>>30980381
Except fighting game devs. They really love butts.

>>30980453
sectioned off to homos only, are you a homo?

lol vox wtf is that character

Elira actually tried to make Vox look nice and then Vox just didn't give a shit about making her... why is he like this

Elira and Vox are great together

>>30980535
Gotta shill the customization

>>30980453
Well I mean in games
It's just weird body selection is just twink or twunk

>>30980535
holostars elliot pendora

>>30980324
no matter how many times i see it, that big ass still amazed me

>>30980533
God bless them. Rams legs and ass in strive are unironically the best part

I would sacrifice literally anything to ensure that gacha streams never fucking happen again, sponsored or not.

>>30980320
I want a character creator that let's me make the fattest hairiest dude, just an absolute bloatlord.

>>30980562
makes sense, strongest EN female and strongest EN male

>Ladder is bugged
Nice game you have there, devs

>>30980549
You know as well as anyone here that Vox only cares about himself.

>>30980549
Idk but it's funny as fuck

Watching Rosemi's GTA VOD. Shit was pretty good lol

>>30980650
based

Miko will groom Mysta into liking mommies, trust the plan

i dont get it is this a gacha mmo?

>>30980633
I'm with you.
I wish someone would give Mihoyo the Kyoani treatment.

For a game that prizes itself for its customization all these characters look exactly the same to me. And it's not only because they're anime, I've been playing anime games for 20 years, it's just this fucking chinese gacha art style, same thing happens with Honkai

>>30980549
Vox is a narccissistic faggot, simple as.

Vox wanted to be in Holostars but he was dumber than Ren so got confused and ended up in Niji. Rate my rratatui.

>>30980736
genshin ripoff with useless mmo aspects

>>30980650
Straps and a belt for 200 lbs? Fucking pathetic for a bloatlord

>Fall Guys collab over ToF shill streams later
It's gonna be hillariouos seeing Scarle and Aia with higher CCV than whoresemi and the diaper furfag tumblrina.

>>30980736
Yeah I think you roll for weapons?

>>30980633
it's ok they're being pretty creative with these sponsor streams and are just honestly letting the livers do what they want

Really had fun with ethyria's yesterday and the voxlira stream started off great, looking forward to Alban vs everyone.

As long as i get good content, i don't really care. Still won't play the game lmao but yeah as long as i get to watch something fun

kyo and fuuchan played valorant before kyo even debuted lol

>>30980736
yep

I really want to do this puzzle but I gotta go... have fun puzzlers. Hopefully the puzzle rosebud jumps in.

I love my daughterwife!

>another energy drink
The hell, how many has he drunk? Why does he even need any for a mere 7h stream?

>>30980846
that's warmup, peep this https://youtu.be/EhP65qaCNhQ?t=120

>>30980902
R

>>30980864
This puzzle makes me want to die

lol onions

>>30980926
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

>>30980845
>Aia

>>30980862
i thought kyo’s brain wouldn’t be able to handle fps games. apparently not.

Mysta is for ___

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhC-DFI_9RQ
Tower of fantasy gets this UNIT but we might never get it because its a colab with some other chink game

>>30980862
hopcon agenda starts before birth

>>30980961
He can't handle Apex because of the realistic graphics
He said he can handle valorant but needs his meds

>>30980976
headpats

>>30980976
me to love and care so he can just sit and look pretty

>>30980976
rape and mindbreak

I love Vox's autism

>>30980976
mental institution

>>30980960
She already did it yesterday

>>30980976
Me.

Vox was so into the cooking that he spaced elira

>>30980976
mating press

Midlord get down!

I dont like Vox and Elira being so close to each other on the screen, they're constantly nuzzling and its really bothering me

I hate Mysta's retarded vocabulary.

>>30981118
ok shu

>>30981118
Watch Vox's stream then, he placed her further away.

>>30981118
Least parasocial schizo

>>30981118
watch the unicorn POV (vox)

This game is stupid

>>30981118
I think their colors compliment each other
also it means shu gets cucked

kyo my nigga please why are you making ddlc a 3 stream game

>>30981118
bruh it's just live2d

Why do I feel like they're taking the piss on this sponsership?

I like how this game even uses the same font as genshin

>>30981194
Doesn't DDLC take 4 hours? Did he have another seizure?

>>30981194
IT'S HARD FOR HIM TO READ OK

>elira didn't get the spongebob quote

>>30981118
i like it, both of their models are real easy on the eyes and the blue and red contrast nicely

>>30981118
Shu...

>>30981208
Because they are?

>>30981194
He's black he can't read pls understand

>>30981118
Shut up, Shu.

>>30980976
Hugs and forehead kisses.

>>30981246
then whys he streaming a vn

>>30981118
Shu, get out of here and post your schedule

>>30981118
lmao keep seething voxfag

>>30981208
The game is terrible and it's kinda hard to pretend it isn't

>>30978787
Pomudachis, i know you guys are crazy but Aloupeeps are willing to fuck a horse. You guys are no longer the number one

This is just a worse version of Genshin, you guys weren't kidding.

>>30981194
do you want him to have another seizure

>>30981298
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT IT'S ALMOST BEEN A WHOLE DAY FUCK

>>30981287
He wants to FUCK Sayori.

I MISSED THE amogus

Carbonated water and milk is my favorite recipe for mushroom stew

>>30981298
Monday to sunday collabs take it or leave it.

>>30981380
no its just a shitty stream game and i cant believe hes still fucking playing it

>>30981208
a funny stream gets people far more interested than a stiff, scripted stream. whoever paid for these sponsored streams know what they're doing

>>30981287
Because it's only a 4 hour VN

>>30981395
10/10 game design

>>30981401
I can't wait to see his schedule in the catalog again!

this game looks exactly like genshin

>>30981486
the fonts are the same and everything

>>30981395
Anything left outside of the fridge for enough time can be a mushroom stew!

>>30981389
Has he STILL not gotten to the suicide

>>30981486
surface level observation

>>30981455
I'm still not entirely convinced the game didn't bug out and mix up elira and voxs stuff honestly

Kek they're really fucking around.

>>30981486
the ui looks so similar...

>>30981527
No he did

Am I the only one that dislikes Mysta? I like all the guys except him.
He's very disgusting, annoying and mentally ill.

Am I the only one that dislikes Anon? I like all the guys except him.
He's very disgusting, annoying and mentally ill.

I love elira so much but my god I think she'd be one of the worst wives in en lmao

>>30981589
>>30981648
now kiss

>>30981589
Focus on your stream, Mysta.

>>30981655
You're weak. She'd be the perfect wife for me. She's perfect the way she is.

>>30981669
(• ▽ •;)

Am I the only one that likes Mysta? I hate all the guys except him.
He's very disgusting, annoying and mentally ill.

Am I the only one that dislikes NijiEN? I like all the threads except them.
They're very disgusting, annoying and mentally ill.

>>30981655
Enna exists

Am I the only one that likes Enna? I like all the girls including her.
She's very disgusting, annoying and mentally ill.

>>30981310
they're not next to each other on vox's stream, threadwatcher

>>30981655
When Finana exists?

>>30981655
This is a deflection post written by Shu.

lol vox can't resist making a dick joke even in the sponsored stream

>>30981721
based

>>30981655
Nah she's pretty capable, she's just a womanchild and a little spoiled

>>30981655
Finana exits tho

>>30981655
elaborate so that you may be judged

>>30981655
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>30981692
She's cute but she can't cook or clean and has a crippling gacha addiction!
>>30981734
I could at least rape correct finana but I'd feel guilty doing that to elira!!!
>>30981728
Enna can at least cook and clean

Who would be the BEST wife in NijiEN?

poor Maria... she streams a lot but her SCs are worse than Finana's and that's with debut buff
Is it the time slot? The Stardew Valley curse?

>>30981836
Enna

>>30981836
Me

>>30981655
she's not the wife that takes care of you shes the wife you take care of

Meanwhile Scarle:
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni/status/1559627098154668032

>>30981655
wrong

>>30981836
Enna because she'd do anal.

>>30981872
i dunno, this is pretty #relatable for me

>>30981810
>can't cook
>can 't clean
>can barely look after herself
>no value of money
>womanchild that goes to bed at 5am and wakes up at 4pm
>basic bitch ass tastes
>will shut down and just make retard noises if you say anything to her about it
>wont even suck your dick while you game like finana would

>>30981835
She can clean, she's just too lazy to do so! And we can learn to cook together!
>>30981836
Elira Pendora is the only one for me!

>>30981846
I dont miss pomu. Wish she would fuck off for a bit and recharge herself.

>>30981836
Petra or Selen! Maybe Reimu if you're rich enough to take care of her medical problems
They're all cleanly and capable of cooking, they seem reasonably responsible with money and are all very cute!

>>30981872
I like NijiEN but they really gotta talk about poop less.

>>30981836
Nina because she's already a mom

>>30981836
Pomu or Millie. Pomu is a functional adult at least. You can do things with her. Millie is dumb and disfunctional but she would be loyal. Biggest minus is Enna package.

>>30981836

>>30981836
Selen, she is perfect
>tidy
>can cook
>monetarily responsible
>likes vidya

>>30981872
I'm really careful to not make my shirt slip down and brush my butt so yes.

>next Genshit stream will be 3 hours long
Thanks god.

>>30981934
I thought you were supposed to be saying why she would make a bad wife? I want to spoil this dorky womanchild.

>>30981848
???

>>30981721
>disgusting, annoying, and mentally ill
nice taste, bro

>>30981869
>she's not the wife that takes care of you shes the wife you take care of
I never thought about it like that. I have been humbled

>>30981934
she's just like me!

>>30981979
Blame Enna and Millie for that, especially Enna.

>>30981836
im a rosebud but pomu is probably the most mature and responsible woman in the branch. enna's a runner up if you can tolerate her dumb 2nd gen liberal ass. rosemi in 3rd because she's kind of a womanchild but at least she's functional and self-sufficient

This kills the Shu

Voxanne has no ass!

>>30981208
Are they? Elira doesn't sound like she's in shilling mode

>>30981869
So a trophy wife?

>>30982031
anon her SCs are not even in the 200 per stream. Apex one was 16 bucks.

>>30981997
I dont think Millie is dysfunctional considering how much she volunteers and goes out. She may have parental issues and doesn't have much common sense but she's functional

>>30981979
It's entirely Enna's fault.

>>30981836
sewen... she is literally perfect

hehehehe

>>30982168
She's functional but she has arguably more baggage than any other girl in the branch

>>30982017
>diaper furfag menhera numberfag tumblrina
roru
rumao even

That was a really long, nice Mysta stream. I'm glad he got to relax and enjoy himself and make progress towards his goals. Looking forward to the horse show watchalong tomorrow. Not sure how much I'll be permitted to talk about it, though...

>>30981208
they realize that it's better to just sound like they are having fun with the game than to sit around and read off a script
vox and elira are the smartest EN livers

Bye Mysta... Was a chill time. Still don't particularly care for Genshin, but at least he does a bit of zatsu here and there. Now I can catch up on the 3 hours in the middle that I missed...

>>30981836
mysta

>>30982205
Ennashart deflection post

>>30981836
Shu

good bye, mysta. thank you for the stream. now it’s time for me to sleep too. good night, anons.

>>30981836
Pomu is the only one resposible and able to survive on her own, so her.

Who would be the BEST sex in NijiEN?

>>30982168
Enna has said before that living with Millie was bad for her heart because there were at least two different times Millie almost burned down the house.
I think the time she elaborated on Millie she talked about how Millie left food cooking on the stove while she went to the bathroom and it started to burn and cause clouds of black smoke
Millie is essentially a Sims character

>>30982277
Oyasumysta~

>>30982200
While true, you'll have to deal with each others baggage either way. Millie seems very loyal and wants a family. If you can make it work shes great wife material past the baggage.

>>30982115
it's weird how pomu went from an insane wildchild to a responsible office lady to a hikki streamer

>>30982277
Oyasumysta

>>30982149
Compare them monthly then you can claim your shitty numbers war

>>30982323
As sweet as she is I don't think I'd want to be with someone that self-sacrificing. All the internalized christian guilt seems very just and noble until you're one of the things she's sacrificing.

>>30982288
The cosplayers. They always are ok with trying out kinky shit and are fine with telling you how to get better. So all of Lazulight, Rosemi, Petra, Millie and Enna at the very least.

>>30979616
The darkest timeline.
Can we play on of the alternate routes next? But not one of the shower death scenes.

>>30982310
Well I like cooking so she can stay away from the stove and not kill us.

>>30982379
there is no war there is just Maria making barely any money to live off of.

>>30981934
>can cook
>can clean
>living independently ever since i turned 18
>six figures in both my retirement account and investments
>wake up at 9AM every day
>pomudachi compliment me on my anime taste
>can communicate comprehensibly
>will suck your dick for free
Have I been doing this all wrong? Is this why I can't get a man?

>>30982332
Sounds like a character arc in my japanese animes

I love it whenever fulgur talks about how happy he is now alhamdulillah he has been saved

>>30982397
I am 100% under the belief that Petra has a lot of hidden kinks but she won't talk about because she's shy