/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

All males under 25 are cringe.

>>30969670
you're trying to pass off some unremarkable trait as very interesting and cool but it makes you sound like a chump, i don't care about what you beat your dick off to

Where were you when /wvt/ was healed?

>>30969361
>Anyway vtubers? Who are you all watching?
i didn't wake up fast enough to shill eggy but i'll probably watch her for a bit
how about you

>>30970060
Coqui is playing unpacking and Olivia is playing Sonic.

Letania's foray into zoomer culture is pretty great i have to admit

>>30970306
unpacking's fun
i wish my oshi was more open to one-off stream games like that

>>30970378
>sauce his goat
>mumblecore
i hate my generation so fucking much, what the hell do these even mean

>>30970378
Does she mean... goated with the sauce?

>>30970604
anon she's like 30+ give her a break

thoughts on using aggie on-stream?
https://twitter.com/shadydesu/status/1559367547753054208?cxt=HHwWgIC-4bqh_qMrAAAA

>>30970671
Let's flip it around.
Arguments for why you should use the aggie on-stream?

>>30969879
Great op

>>30970712
that's hard, i kinda just like participating in them as a viewer
huh... well, i suppose if an anniversary or something came up, it's probably a nice way for chat to send you art as opposed to a kudoboard. it turns fanart into a fun activity you do with the chuuba

>>30970014
>tfw 25

>>30970985
thoughts on lily replacing her wiggly

>>30970506
i'm from 97 i don't know what it means and i honestly hope zoomer slang keeps devolving to the point of beeing some unintelligible mess

https://www.twitch.tv/kalmia_amanita
garage kit owl's playing some bravely second today!

>>30970053
What changed?

>>30971163
Not interested in collabing with Nemu I guess

>>30971318
that smug bastard

>>30970053
i'm not sure if it has healed yet

>>30971216
i don't know what the fuck my friends are talking about half of the time
"yo did you hear about lil cheezy getting crunked down fast with big wheezy? heard chin boy's new album was litty for sure"
what does it mean

>>30970053
>>30971482
It won’t be healed until at least one poster is in a cell desu

>>30971552
"My friend! Have you perhaps listened to the new symphony describing the troubadour life of Lilus Chésas and his merry companion Grandé Whélas? I've also heard from reputable sources that the Habsburg's latest rhapsody is all the rage in the cosmopolitan countries"
or something

>>30971588
Soon

>>30970506
>mumblecore
think she's referring to the genre of music made by musicians like nba youngboy, though typically you hear it called mumble rap
>sauce his goat
i believe she, as the other anon mentioned, is trying to use the term "goated with the sauce" however, you typically do not use it as an active verb but rather as a descriptor of a state of being
at least, that is what i've gleaned in my observations

>>30972459
bless her heart for trying.

>>30970506
>>30972459
>>30972503
Guys I think it’s a joke

>>30972576
bless her heart for trying.

>>30972576
Bless her heart for trying

Kuma going live with some holocure
https://www.twitch.tv/kumavennas

>>30972597
>>30972672
>woman makes joke
>moids think she’s just stupid
As always…

>>30972880
>woman pretends to be stupid to engender emotional responses from moids
>moids take the bait hook like and sinker
As always...

Umm... MIKAN?????

>>30971110
ugly art for ugly rat

>>30973205
ogeyy

>>30973171
Bros… I’m 7 inches… am I too big for the mink?

>>30970506
It’s a joke, retard.

>>30973290
you'll probably be fine

So who /here/ got picked to play him?

>>30974520
Gezu...?

>>30974520
Rin

>>30974520
I want to believe this is going to flop but the furry market is easy mode

>>30974520
I need to see the chat of the debut stream and how the corpos deal with the unchecked furry homosex lust

>>30974811
>>30974813
I'm pretty sure the official Twitter acct. had to tell people off or even close down due to all the soliciting going on.

>>30974520
Little_S

>>30973171
If you haven't noticed by now she is super horny all the time

Real? https://twitter.com/Hecatiaz/status/1559357618308624386

>>30975272
so is this bitch selling a cryptocurrency based on an ancient mystery religion deity or what

https://www.twitch.tv/freidanox
loud goat woman's doing some geoguessr for a bit

>>30974874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsQwicbsy4
Yeah, either the people behind this account just don't care, or history is doomed to repeat itself.

https://www.twitch.tv/acriusoakeshott
robo kamen rider's playing serious sam in VR!

https://www.twitch.tv/lykalynx
snow kot's streaming cult of the lamb today!

>>30975465
shilling pump and dump cryptos is the natural progression of chuubas, who see their viewers as atms to exploit and extract money from

Orla starting the tenth Nancy Drew game out of thirty three
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

https://twitch.tv/lumituber
LUMI VS CHAT TIME EVERYONE

https://www.twitch.tv/juniihejjiko
hedgehog boy's playing ultrakill act 2!

>>30965720
I've known knightchase for several years. Normally he is massively autistic. Today he was just less autistic than usual.

Communist chuubas

https://www.twitch.tv/kotomisnacks
southern belle goat's finishing up billy hatcher today!

>>30976879
non-bait answer
i hope you like metal https://www.youtube.com/c/FutakuchiManaCh/videos

>>30977008
>open commie
>actually cool and funny and doesn’t put up with sickos in chat
Why is this always the case?

>>30977162
it is?

Any chuubas whose karaoke setlists are primarily jpop/jrock? Think yoasobi/yorushika/tuyu.

>>30977236
yes, give or take the “open” part of “open commie”

>>30977008
>unironic tankie buying russian propaganda
cringe

>>30977327
honestly karaoke doesn't come up enough for me to remember anon

>>30977347
was just gonna say. If you're into communism as a concept then you'd probably not be siding with Russia nor China. Where are the pro-Castro commie chuubas?

>>30977008
waste of design
waste of metal singer
waste of fucking everything
god damn i hate her but her ussewa and king covers are top tier

>>30977347
>tankie
trust me anon i’ve seen tankies and she’s not one. she’s no more a tankie than hasan.

>>30977417
This is bait. Please don't take the bait.

>>30977621
to be fair the entire conversation is bait

>>30977327
i usually do a mix of en/jp songs but i did once do a full yorushika karaoke a while back

>>30977690
>>30977621
Yeah I made that post and I regret it please don't shift the convo over to what's "real communism".

I'm excited to see Hololive's reaction to the popularity of the new males. Maybe it will inspire them to be more flexible with their recruitment?

Come watch a man (of sorts) get violently thrown into Noita for the first time with zero preparation
https://www.twitch.tv/iberocorporation

>>30977864
I think corporate vtubers need a strong labor union to prevent abuse. Though the end goal of course is the dissolution of all corporations.

>>30977983
Unions need a state and vtubers are international entities

>>30977864
I feel like Vesper's success especially might open up their hiring pool a bit which is nice since I feel like overall they played it pretty safe with Gen 1. I wonder if any of the boys here will apply for the next Gen.

>>30978065
>a state
Speaking of dissolution being the end goal

>>30977983
I mean the SAG-AFTRA's pretty powerful, but on the other hand vtubing and streaming is fringe entertainment and mired in legal loopholes.

>>30978090
I've applied for a male position
t. femchuuba

>>30978194
Well played. Let's duel on the battlefield of audition.
t. malechuuba

>>30978242
HoloStars flopped which is why they cut the collab ban. Next gen of males will be only boys(girl)s

>>30978242
There's an untapped market for shotas. Let the best man (male/female) win.

How do you cure insecurity?

>>30978602
You just lie to yourself and everyone else and project confidence anyways. Imagine what a confident and secure person would do in a situation and then do it as if you're playing that person in a play.

>>30978602
You stop hating yourself, and stop assuming everyone else sees you the same way you see yourself.

>>30978602
Unironically watch Better Call Saul and learn to do what he does.

>>30978602
Get better at what you do, whatever it is. Even you currently don't have a hobby, a body of knowledge, or a career path to get better at, at least get better with your human body. Eat better and exercise.

Training and experience usually makes me more secure in social situations even if those situations have nothing to do what you've worked on.

I guess being a "competent person" is the short of what I'm getting at.

>>30978602
You understand that the insecurities are just your perception of reality that's unclouded by Yes-men. That's how you start calling them "reality"

>>30979069
this feels like a letania post

>>30979069
Nice try Sigird.

Nina's back from vacation and playing more MGS2! She may even endurance run to the end!
https://www.twitch.tv/ninaninin

https://www.twitch.tv/nekoreen
cyber saffa cat's on with tower of fantasy!

>>30978602
Is it insecurity season or something? Minus8 just deleted his YouTube animations after being insecure about his identity, I fucking wish NCHproductions doesn't take the same route, Dude have been on this state since his big project, Even shilled his project on /m/ only to get below average results, (You) could be their saviour and give them proper exposure.

Cute dorky spider doing some doodlin'
https://youtu.be/sbxs6NEWeJM

>>30979270

>>30979484
What a whiny bitch

>>30943271
Mostly looks, but even then even Vroids can look good. Don't expect lots of custom shit from a Vroid, but they get the job done. They should also be cheap and fast to make.
>>30955378
Not if I make it first in 3D!
>>30978412
Be honest with yourself anon, there's no way a shota (male) will work.

>>30979131
Shut up don't out me

>>30979529
dude just reached 1mil subs after doing it for 16 years. https://youtu.be/Ar4WzQ7KHak

>>30979718
>she was just RPing as Saul Goodman this whole time
It all makes sense now

>>30979718
let me put children in you

>>30979718
sorry vampire but your obsession with better call saul is obvious to see, nothing wrong with it though

>>30979816
Hate when youtubers pull up those statistics and beg
>60% of my views are not subbed, pls sub

>>30979270
>>30979484
it's rough
his mecha stuff has been great since /f/ but pokemon and/or monster hunter shorts are simply just more popular these days

>>30979966
that's how you tell who's in it for the money and who's in it just for fun
>video is running
>guy segues into passively agressively reminding you that 70% of you are not subbed despite watching his videos
way to kill the fucking flow of the video and my interest in your content because you can't stop thinking about numbers

>>30980188
That or shitty ads for RAID or whatever. Stopped watching Roanoke for his unabashed shilling and for dragging his vids out as long as possible.

FotM content is actually pretty important for numbers, huh...

>>30979078
Self improvement doesn't make me less insecure
None of my accomplishments have
I think I need approval and validation from other people

>>30980376
Not really, if you have a consistent brand and theming to your content, FotM stuff doesn't matter that much.

>>30980265
i'm more lenient towards raid because it's not as pathetic as posting a pic of youtube stats and chastizing your viewers for not subbing to your amazing one of a kind content and channel

>>30980376
Yes. Clout chasing via trends and fotm games is really good for visibility, which helps most indie chuubas grow.

>>30980446
tell that to JRPG chuubas lol

>>30980440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X9XqD_k6TQ

hmmm. this is where I will post a fox
streams on twitch but has begun to try YT
twitch.tv/GingerKitsu

this rat just hit 1k followers
twitch.tv/rem2ember

Most psychopathic chuubas?
Least psychopathic chuubas?

>>30981214
she looks cute anon thank you

https://www.twitch.tv/sheriffdance
sheriff's on with some risk of rain 2!

https://www.twitch.tv/miyuyus
ditzy sloth's playing some cult of the lamb!

>>30981323
I am not the most psychopathic, but I am pretty up there.

>>30981323
your oshi
my oshi

>>30980376
It depends. New FotM games are a double edged sword since some people will avoid your stream in order to not spoil themselves or are tired from oversaturation, but it's also a way to bring new people into your streams if you have a big enough viewer based to put you up higher in the game's category.

https://www.twitch.tv/alicesawyer
your serial killer little sister's playing some ultrakill tonight!

>>30974520
Tony already got driven off twitter by furries in the past wonder how it'll go this time

>>30967328
I hope I can get to that point when I switch my voice over some day!!

https://www.twitch.tv/charlottexbear
cute goth bear's building an edgy house in minecraft!

https://www.twitch.tv/shadydesu_ch
voidbro's playing ultrakill act ii!

>>30970053
Kek this is a funny image

>>30976879
No way you friggin pinko!

>>30972880
I agree with you.

Sometimes dudes just can't admit they didn't understand an obvious joke at first.
>n-no! It must be her fault
Many such cases

>>30984603
luv this bear

Bri'ish clown plays the one Sonic game that kind of sucks (guess which one)
https://www.twitch.tv/rokokoprufei
BONETUBER BONETUBER BONETUBER BONETUBER (does random scuff stuff)
https://www.twitch.tv/flavorful
BONETUBER BONETUBER BONETUBER BONETUBER (mexican plays goku fortnite)
https://www.twitch.tv/kuakalakka
Cocinero rocks!
https://www.twitch.tv/cozy_nero

>>30982688
Your oshi is kinda cool. Comfy stream so far.

>>30985849
corpse is my oshi actually

https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber
net angel's streaming more akiba's trip

I’m glad things seem to be turning around for all the suffering chuubas…

>>30986325
I'm happy anon!! I hope you have an amazing day.

chuubas recreating themselves in video games is my favorite thing

>>30986938
it's pretty neat right?

>>30986721
<3

>>30987071
This is the best

>>30986721
I know that typing style anon. I know who you are you fluffy chuuba.

Foks loev.

>>30987650
Hey!! Don't out me anon... That's weird...

I know this is super gay to say bros but I just want everyone in the world to be happy and it makes me feel good to see people smile, even people I don’t know and will never know

https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker
alker yoshi's island

>>30988284
why do all the others get cutesy descriptions but alker is just alker?

>>30988462
fear

>>30988284
99 dollars panasonic bluray

>>30978090
My Hololive dream has faded now that i'm an indie with a loving fanbase

>>30979718
I always knew you were one of the people posting Breaking Bad with me

>>30988709
>he’s so intimidated he can’t even give her a couple adjectives on a post she won’t read
actually femdommed

>>30988462
She's the final boss

>>30984603
imagine hugging a bear cosplaying charlotte

>>30988832
based

>>30988020
Get well soon Kitanya! Foks Loev!

>>30988912
>she won't read
Anon...

>>30989224
sh-she won’t, right?

>>30989224

>>30988158
Thanks floop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ZMF18OD9Q
Minecraft elf friends collab

>>30988158
I feel the same way i hope we can all be as happy and possible and make this dark world a little nicer

https://www.twitch.tv/catherineciphervt
mute hooligan's on with some 20 minutes till dawn tonight!

https://www.twitch.tv/rummytheboss
boss is on with some FFX

>>30984603
I really want to hug her. Cutest autist around.

>>30986325
I hope my favorite chuubas feel better too. Mei keeps getting sick I hope he is okay

for me its the bat

How do I stop thinking of hagpire?
Cute plant plays elden ring with an actual pc now!
https://www.twitch.tv/ruithebigp
Bonetuber plays some water racing game
https://www.twitch.tv/creamhms
Calavera plays that one shooter game you might have heard about
https://www.twitch.tv/calavera_vt

>>30988895
That's the best part about it, you have no proof! It's just a well-based assumption, meaning it could go both ways! The DA's going to hate me for bringing you to the stand!

>>30990824
Yo Mr Goodman

>>30990615
>Stays up all night building a brand new PC
>Uses it to do this

>>30979270
>>30979484
At the very least /m/ always appreciates when he goes back to his roots. I still watch Sagegaigar every now and again so I can get a dumb grin.

>>30990888
Jesse, put that thing away before you hurt yourself.

Words cannot describe how badly i want to cum inside of Sigrid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKrxmfU49GA

>>30982090
I want to hug this Sloth!!

>>30984603
How do I cope with the growing truth that I'm starting to see more and more of myself in her and her struggles?

>>30991236
Rejoice in the joy of having bretheren

>>30990945
Yo what the fuck Mike? I was about to bust a cap in that cornball and then hit it off with a hot chick she said i was a quirked-up white boy with a little bit of swag that definetly knows how to bust it down sexual-style and that i was goated with the sauce!

>>30991474
This is too real I can’t respond to this.

Time to strap on your gloves and get ready to scrap! We're doing a double whammy with Thrill Of The Fight and FitXR today!
http://twitch.tv/pommemade

>>30991474
i live in a hell world

>>30990997
Not the bird instead? Weak.

REE-starting silent hill because I'm an idiot.
https://www.twitch.tv/coyote_knight

Nightmare sheep maybe actually finally finishing NieR Gestalt this time
https://youtu.be/np7MB5OiWWg

rosie the alien is playing weird sonic games!

and that's NO GOOD!

https://www.twitch.tv/rosiethealien

https://www.twitch.tv/halbernacht
ikemen elf MGS3

where did ranposter (shimada) go..

Noona going live with Ocarina of Time!
https://www.twitch.tv/rooftop_noona

>>30996368
i am here, anon. now feed the chickens!

https://www.twitch.tv/leonidasumbra
shadowcommander's on with 2hu

https://www.twitch.tv/koragi_ch
koragi is brutally beating the shit out of children (in fall guys)!

>>30996474
How dare you stand where he stood

https://www.twitch.tv/calliecalico
the house arrest magical girl's playing the dead by daylight dating sim with yoro!

>>30991641
Man I forgot Thrill Of The Fight has some hands...thank you all for coming to the stream today! Apologies for the massive amounts of scuff. Atleast we got a great sweat out of it! I am literally drenched as I type this...see you tomorrow for some more Ring Fit Adventure!

>>30997133
i've always been here anon. why would you doubt me... but you know where to find me if you ever want to talk to me. i will return to anonposting now.

>>30997701
You'll never be Ranposter, Gagler.

this is a forbidden twitch link you cannot follow it to a channel https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

https://www.twitch.tv/corpse_ch
corpse is playing more banner of the maid tonight!

>>30997840
>silent streamer
What's the point?

>>30997894
I dunno some viewers have a fetish for blonde mute streamers.
You'll see like a good 50% of Corpse chatters over on Catherines channel. I haven't watched the Youtube numbers chuuba but I suspect it's the same crowd anyways.

>>30997894
/circlejerk/

>>30997894
the slower pace is nice
i was watching lyka earlier and could barely follow the stream at all

>>30998149
Yeah but with a silent streamer, you're expected to have your eyes on the stream at all time. I don't understand the appeal, being actively engaged for 5-8 hours doesn't work for most people.

>>30998305
i can pull up the vod on a separate window if i need to catch up on something

>>30998005
When Corpse disappeared and Catherine appeared they all went to her thinking Corpse rebranded through an ARG they schizo'd into existence

>>30998305
That's why corpse is niche. Most people don't go to that stream. Corpse has a dedicated fan base, but only a handful of chatters who you can tell are busy engaged with other stuff half the time, and some lurkers.
I've stopped in a couple times. Not bad. If she's busy someone in chat might talk to you.
It's twitch. If you're expecting anything more than watching someone play video games try something like tik tok.

https://www.twitch.tv/4dvirtualjester
Jester DbD

Final Fantasy I https://www.twitch.tv/sorashuuvt

https://www.twitch.tv/tiredsquidd
squidd FNV

https://www.twitch.tv/sigridandbird
sigbird - bird is doin some TF2

https://www.twitch.tv/komatsu
teahouse dragon's playing cukt of the lamb tonight!

>>31000488
>cukt
cult, i mean

The cat(?) is asleep, so they won't see saying how much I love them.

>>31001457
is there a story behind the tail bandages?

https://www.twitch.tv/akiajimargo
sweet potato saleswoman's playing ni no kuni ii!

>>31001701
Not that I am aware of, I forget they even have a tail most of the time.

>>30977162
Elaborate.

>chuuba recites literally every message that's posted in her chat
I hate it

>>30978602
A full-body orgasm can do wonders for one's nerves.

>>31002158
Why?

>>30999412
the delusions are growing stronger

>>30979484
This guy has always been a whiny shit whose success is owed only to pandering to 4chan. His meme pandering brought in so many new friends who didn't know anything other than his sketchy ass animation.

Fuck this guy.

>>31003558
Go to the gym
Find a tomboy gf like Shimada
Make her cosplay Shimada
BOOM you have your own Shimada now

https://www.twitch.tv/meat
coqmeat it takes two

>>31002158
>can't tell if my oshi likes or hates me
I hate it

>>30978602
Understand that nobody actually knows what they're doing and failure is the path to success.

>>31004645
why does that guy keep greeting everyone

>>31004205
but I crush over Shima because of her, not her avatar

>>31005144
maybe it's someone from the old days? i remember youtube meat vaguely holding 14 or so viewers and those groups tend to be fairly tight-knit

>>30970358
>Milhouse
cool forced fetish chuuba bro

>>31005566
Then you don't even need the cosplay step.
Remember, if your oshi is one in a million that means there are 8,000 like her.

>>31005566
You will never fuck your oshi.

>>31005870
Why do you try calling her Milhouse every time, you're a weird anti.

>>30970358
Cute!

>>31005870
She is pretty cool

>>4929372
still waitin on this

>>30972874
Stop. No one here is going to watch you. What makes you different from every other m*le? What makes you unique?

>>30978602
First, martial arts. Mankind was meant to struggle and overcome, and martial arts matches teach exactly that. Second, start beating up random people in the street. Once you realize you can fight most people and win you'll stop being insecure. The opinions of other people don't matter if you know you can knock them into next week.

IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTION WHORES
Don't respond to the spam. Just report and/or hide it and move on.

https://www.twitch.tv/takamuratakako
shitpost maid's playing superliminal!

>>31007732
>ignore attention whores
But that's all vtubers

>>31007732
>IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS
wrong site touristnigger

Does anyone else have issues of viewers becoming parasocial quickly and assuming you are friends? I interact a lot with my community through a public discord server but for some reason I've gotten multiple people thinking that makes us friends

The only option for the 2022 chuuba is streaming unless you can show me a chuuba who made it only doing curated content.

>>31009131

>>31009131
At what point would you consider a viewer a friend?

>check out 2view chuuba
>they do that thing that annoys you
>close tab, click "don't recommend," never return
what's the thing, anon?

>>31009131
too many "as a viewer i'm very close friends with a chuuba" shitposters
they have no idea how badly that effects viewer discipline

>>31009811
they're playing monster hunter

>>31009811
>m*le on stream
>scamathon
>genshit
>sponsor
>slow chat but doesnt read anything
the usual standard

>>31009465
after a few VC session and I can affirm that they are genuine, Too many fake people on the internet.

>>31009811
>uh, I don't think my BOYFRIEND would appreciate that

Don't give in.

https://www.twitch.tv/juniihejjiko
hedgehog boy's playin ultrakill!

>>31010416
Should've take the south side deals, Now Callie is going to get partner after Mint push is successful.

>>31010416
I can't watch my oshi if I stream

>>31010623
>mint push
isn't she already at partner...?

>>31010416
you need to possess a certain soul-reducing character traits like extreme narcissism and a also a healthy dose of luck to propel yourself to the top and to stay there.don't aspire to be one of these puppet and don't let yourself be a casualty of the influencer generation.

>>31011264
Yes the southside really helped her with their reach and influence. They are doing Callie and peony now and will be moving on to Toma when she is prepared.

>>31010416
No, being an active viewer and community member is way more fun.

>>31010623
>Mint push
Wat? If you meant Mint got partnered because of South Side, you're are bending time and space since Mint was on track being partnered back when it was just mainly PiCKY clique that orbits around her. There was no South Side push.

>>31011434
All for the low low price of joining Krimbos sex cult.

>>31011332
based
no chuubas no masters

>>31011521
They shared her on their artists circle and that how the rumours about her existence being spread around social medias. I see a lot of her art and funny clips even in a non Vtuber related discord.

>>31011881
Proofs they've been doing since Dec 2021?

https://www.twitch.tv/vaunleon
paramedic lion's streaming zero hour!

>>31010623
They really need to kick out the m*les that aren't Krimbo. They're all just dragging them down.
>>31011623
Worth it for numbers.

Chuubas for this feeling?

>>31012732
>They really need to kick out the m*les
ftfy

>>31011434
What are you even talking about, Mint isnt a southside person at all

>>31012045
There is none, its a weird schizopost

>>31012792
Feebee

>>31012813
Also correct but you have to start small. You have to go piece by piece. First they kick out Reda and Nelson, then after a year they all leave Southside, cancel Krimbo and then make their own Southside free of m*les.

>>31012813
Go back to Whorelolive.

>>31013542
seethe and stay in 1view obscurity for the rest of your life ^.^

>>31013542
What makes Reda worth watching? What makes Nelson worth watching outside of Denny's? What makes Krimbo worth watching?

>watching my favourite 2view
>she keeps talking to her viewers
>literally nobody ever chats
>she asks questions to try to get chat going
>no response
>I remain purposefully silent and relish the awkwardness
>she decides to sign off and says goodnight
>break the silence to tell her goodnight
>she perks up a little
I live for this

>>31013787
That's cruel. Who's your 2view, I'll talk to her.

>>31014009
he's a groomer, that's what they do

>>31014009
there are thousands like her
just browse twitch by view count in reverse
you cant save them all

>>31013787
Ok Bunzel

>>31014069
please don't use that word it's insensitive

>>31014152
the political correct term is 'male vtuber"

>>31014095
I dumpster dive regularly and that's fucking false.
Most 2views don't even talk, or talk sparingly just to narrate what's happening on screen anyways.
I have yet to find a 2views that tryhards like that.

>>31014095
But I'm asking for anon's particular 2view. I will save her. I've done it before twice. They get about 30 views now. I do my duty and carry on. And now I'm honing in on a new target.

>>31014358
Based groom and release chad.

>>31014318
Dead air is a joke, Sometimes you just need to be good at something.

Femchuuba 2views don't exist. M*les are the chronic 2views. Femchuubas will naturally incline if they do a little bit of networking and just fucking talk.

which /here/ chuuba likes boysmell?

Boysmell? also based mods >>31011672

>>31014419
>Groom and release
I like it, but I prefer saviorfag.

>>31013787
>find a fresh japanese 2view back in the day
>debuts with 0 preparation, cries on stream with no one in chat
>deletes everything on social after streaming for a couple of weeks
Damn, I wish I knew Japanese

>>31014009
Sloth

>>31014606
>Males
>Getting past 1view
Imagine

>>31014892
It happens so rarely because they're all just so fucking boring that it's something to talk about.

>>31015065
>it's something to talk about.
>never talked about
?

>>31015277
It's not my fault everyone here hates m*les just as much as I do. They really need to just stop. They've wasted enough time at this point. If they haven't gotten a girlfriend out of this what have they really taken away from this hobby.

2view m*le that is also an artist (low quality) hounding female vtubers is the most annoying you can get

>>31015631
A lot of my favorite vtubers are male and you can't do anything you change that, sorry

>>31016299
Why do you like them? Are they the corpos? Are they indies? What do they do differently from a femchuuba? Do you just hate women?

>>31013510
>con "idol"
Whore.

"Saviors" not caring about males just proves that they're groomers

>>31016379
I like them because their streams are entertaining and make me laugh. They're indies, and I wouldn't say that they do anything differently to a femchuuba, I just like them. I watch plenty of femchuubas too but don't find them as entertaining

>>31016433
M*les don't deserve to be saved. If they wanted to stream they could be a fleshtuber instead. Vtubing is female and we all know this.

>>31016433
But anon, if a man saves another man it robs him of his virility and kills them inside
Might as well give them a wheelchair and spoonfeed them.
They need to rise with their own power

>>31016433
I'm literally not a groomer. I leave once they're big enough to be self sustaining. I think of myself as a guardian angel.

(Loud sound warning) Your fortune breaks the 4th wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CieJeqO337Q

https://www.twitch.tv/shimohisae Shimo's continuing Nier: Automata

>>31016433
But I already did my part for Kongou. He no longer needs me.

>>31016520
Why don't you shill them here? You don't lose anything unless you want them to remain a 2view.

>>31017001
>unless you want them to remain a 2view.
they're not 2views

>>31016825
I'm impressed they are still going. Did their writing improve? Have they tried making Hauntuber comics?

>>31017062
So you watch Kongou, Krimbo and Kabhaal then. There aren't a lot of m*les who've stopped being 2views so it's easy to narrow it down.

why is this guy crying again?

>>31017553
crab.

>>31014606
wasn't there a whole conversation yesterday about how a good number of /wvt/ girls haven't inclined from where they started? i remember josa, eira, and vel got brought up as examples but also it's kind of a weird way to be derogatory because it's not like having the 30-50 ccv they usually have is even a bad thing

>>31017553
Gay man in denial, you see it often in men that hate themselves

>>31017980
When you compare them to any /here/ m*le that isn't Kongou they're doing leagues better. Almost every m*le we have is a chronic 2view.

>>31017407
>So you watch Kongou, Krimbo and Kabhaal then
https://www.twitch.tv/kenji
>literally sleeping with 1k viewers

>>31017980
kinda reads like a bitter chuuba who blames his lack of success on some systematic discrimination without actually knowing anything about how the hobby works. Many such cases, but usually they stick to twitter.

>>31018208
Why do you find him entertaining? What does he do that's any different from a femchuuba? He has a nice voice and a cute model so he can draw in women and gay men but what else does he have going for him?

>>31018162
the monthly ccv post showed that most chuubas around here are in the double digits
i don't know if by 2view you mean 2ccv or a double digit ccv; not many people here fit the former but a lot of people fit the latter

>>31018162
>any /here/ m*le that isn't Kongou
that's the problem. all the males who make it aren't /here/. the longer you are /here/ the less likely you are to make it. by definition /here/ makes can't make it.

>>31018827
vesper made it and was just as adjacent as kongou was

>>31018951
Same for kabhaal. Anon keeps moving the goalposts and is still wrong.

>>31018951
>>31019505
>kabhaal
>random
>kongou
they are barely /here/ and selfpost once every other month tops. compare how many times they selfpost with elliot or bag.

>>31018678
i missed the monthly ccv post. when was it posted?

Brick vtubers?

Dubs and I quit the Southside

>>31019900
Bye

>>31018827
>>31018827
Braindead logic.
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/all/tags/Vtuber?sort=VIEWER_COUNT_ASC
The default is to not make it, males here would have 0 viewer if not for being /here/. If once you grow you somehow get nerfed by this place then you would never have made it to begin with. You don't even need to make obvious self posts in general.

>>31019900
Based

>>31019608
Jones, Bag, Woozle, Bloom all have pretty good CCV for indies

>>31020060
if by good numbers you've mean inclined by 5 viewers over 1 year.

>>31020066
Do you know how hard it is to get even 5 fucking viewers? The fact that any of these indies can even touch 20 let alone 50 viewers without raid is a massive deal especially when they don’t even use other platforms. I have no idea what mental gymnastics we’re doing to downplay these achievements.

>>31019900
You better follow through

>>31020155
If 20 vtubers will watch each other's streams, they will always have 20 viewers

>>31011881
Krimbo said it best in the back, she got such a push because there aren't that many fat vtuber models. You can tell by that one Mint fan and the architecture thread posts in /d/ that a big part of her appeal is the chub. Otherwise she would still probably be hovering in about the 30-50 CCV probably.

>>31020341
That doesn't make sense, it's already hard to watch streams while being vtuber, good luck watching the streams of 19 other vtubers.
>inb4 "just mute the tabs"'

>>31020341
This is the case with m*les. Vtubers in a chat should never be considered a viewer.

>>31011521
I think it's because there was that one guy who would post Mint in relation to every post here for a while who would say stuff like she was practically a South Sider, especially after she got that Krimbo art and collabed with SigBird.

>>31020405
This, especially at first people kept posting about her talking about how her model was fat and how she talked about food etc. it was the main topic for a long time until it made other people click the link

>>30970378
This only increases my urge to breed

>>31020155
It's just Rebel or some other schizo, they've been doing this shtick for a while. They don't argue in good faith so discussions are fine but don't get hung up on trying to reason with them or convince them of anything.

>>31020155
There is no achievement when you have 5 lurkers who are just using you as background noise. Getting 50 viewers is definitely an achievement for a m*le and I won't deny that but when you compare them to any competent femchuuba it's kind of sad.

>>31020751
>There is no achievement when you have 5 lurkers who are just using you as background noise
Do you… Do you watch streams at all?

>>31020751
Lurkers are not viewers, don't tarnish viewer's names like that, hell, many of them are bots

>>30990572
Okay.

>SigBird barely discussed anymore because of the shitload of schizo posts surrounding them.
Not the result I wanted but I guess it works. Now that his oshi has been pushed into the schizo corner maybe tower will finally fucking quit.
You all need to do your part and boot him from the community btw.

>>31020906
v_and_k here, btw

>>31020644
>>31020155
https://streamable.com/zon20i

>That's something that a lot of these smaller streamers don't understand. Now, when you put everybody together as chat, it gets less personal, and because it's less personal, it's more business like, and I'm more likely to do business with you if it's more business like. If it's a more professional setting. If it's not friend simulator, well, then I'm more likely to give you business.

>But look, if you want to be my friend, that's one thing. If you want to pretend to be my friend, we got no business. Now, I would love to help smaller channels get bigger. I would love it. But at the same time, I'm not looking to have somebody pretend to be my friend. That's not what I'm here for.

>And I'm sure that's what the majority of people who are staying to those bigger channels, they're not here for somebody to pretend to be their friend. Now, you want to pretend to be somebody's friend for me to watch without me getting involved? That's one thing, I might watch that. You want to put on a show, pretend to be somebody's friend? I might watch that. But you want to pretend to be my friend and expect me to give you business because you pretend to be my friend? No, that's not how it works.

>That's the reason why you're stuck at 30 views. That's the reason why you'll never be a big channel.

>>31021117
didnt read nor watch

>>31021117
His managerlarping a new vegas posts were so much better than what we have now..

>>31021117
Thank you rebel-sensei for enlightening us with your wisdom. I can feel my channel growing as we speak.

>>31021117
He's right. Brotubers are fucking awful. We're not friends and you know it.

>>31021249
It's a typical case of some good points mixed in a load of bullshit, it doesn't make the bullshit right.

>>31018678
Which monthly ccv post?

>>31021117
That’s probably why this faggot will never incline. Stop taking it out on the males here that actually try.

who is the most powerful /asp/ie?

>>31021249
>>31021117
>>31021327
Not to forget his reason for not growing himself
>The way I see it now, my channel, specifically the reason why this channel is never taken off is I've never worked much on some of the basic things you need to make a channel take off. Like, one thing, I never looked for sponsorships, never looked to do business deals with large channels. This is literally my hobby. As you can see from my chat, I stream to nobody. Nine times out of ten, nobody's watching.

>>31021402
In which criteria?
But I'd say Bloom or Kenji, in term of quality.

>>31021314
nvm i found it and it's almost completely wrong.

>>31021491
>in term of quality.
i'm curious what do you mean by "quality"

>>31021423
>I never looked for sponsorships, never looked to do business deals with large channels.
So this was the reason all along... If only he had taken those business deals he would be dominating wvt by now

>>31021049
ok towershield's crazy roommate

>>31021506
More ccv = more quality

stop biting the male bait, please I'm begging you, I'm on my hands and knees

>>31021506
I used such a subjective word on purpose because the question did the same. Still waiting for the definition of "powerful".

>>31021597
This but unironically

>>31021637
I keep seeing you say this, but never see any bait like that?

>>31021551
Rebel has genuinely incredible stream ideas but his various methods of deliberate self sabotage keep people from seeing that.

>>31021637
*unzips dick*

>>31020457
It would be interesting to know how she would be right now if her model wasn't so chubby. I kind of wish the people who watch her would admit that the weight aspect is at least part of what helped her incline.

>>31021678
What's your favorite Rihanna song? Mine is Kiss It Better but SOS is a good candidate.

>>30978602
just say no to the groomer. its not that hard

>>31021637
why do you call this topic bait, feels like you're a schizo

>>31009811
when a 3rd viewer comes in and invites them to a discord and the streamer is too retarded to say no

>>31021596
Name call all you want but I'm right about this. Sexpests need to be driven out. Is it going to take pressuring sigrid into releasing the DMs he sent her? There's no way those don't exist.

>>31022033
All m*les are sexpests. You'd have to drive all the m*les out of Vtubing to get to your end goal.

>>31014606
they do but that rarely lasts more than few weeks if they stay active. i keep finding them and usually get to enjoy them up to a month before the discord groomers show up and start affecting the streams negatively

>>31022033
ok towershield's crazy roommate

>>31019948
most of the males are using bad headset mics. my ears don't like it so i won't usually watch. the worst mic a female has is always better than what the average male has

aaaaaaaa

>>31022512
Shut the fuck up

>>31020155
femchuubas get it easily from the discord group they inevitably get dragged into. i have seen multiple chuubas grow from nothing to double digit views and they didn't even do the marketing reps that you all consider important.
you simply need to stream and wait until people find you but some are too weak and lose motivation before that happens. but some are lucky enough to get retards like me to view their stream so they stay active long enough to get what they wanted which 9/10 cases is just vtuber friends to do endless collabs with

Move whenever
>>31022827
>>31022827
>>31022827

My mental illness isn't thinking vtubers will date me or let me fuck them. You'd have to be retarded to think that. My mental illness is thinking that I can save all the sad girls and 2views. And I will.

>>31022875
Sakana...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L4q_3eBN_0

>>31022875
really you will just drive yourself to suicide