/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

MORI LOVE!

>>3070354
Amazing alliteration as always

>>3070385 I
>>3070400 LOVE
>>3070354 MORI

>>3070183
But seriously though,
>not-mori makes a tweet about missing an appointment and deciding to hang with friends now that she has some free time
>some schizo makes it into an epic story about the betrayal of a fanbase or some crap
What the hell was that?

>>3070415
fuck outta here

>>3070415
That was last thread. This is the non shit thread

>>3070354
We love Mori!

>>3070354
Titanically top-tier thread theme today!

>>3070331
>Thread ends on Peace outro pic
BASED

>>3070432
Catcha on the flipside
>>3070451
Kek, good luck with that.
>>3070354
>top-tier trailblazing team
Nice.

MORI LOVE
FUCKING MORI LOVE
I FUCKING LOVE MORI!

>>3070493
>she likes A goofy movie
IF YOU LISTEN TO EACH OTHER'S HEART

>>3070493
You think she ever actually tried skateboarding? Probably fell down a lot due to her massive milk compartments

>>3070546
Nah, I'd rather she STAND OUT
AMONG THE CROWD

What kind of villains is Your Boy going to put together for the WoD campaign?

>>3070619
Herself

>>3070546
Based i2i anon. I also want to hear her sing that song. She should do an unarchived disney karaoke

>>3070619
I mean, we kinda already know?

>>3070615
Post it on her tag, this might prompt her to sing those songs in the unarchived karaoke

>>3070615
I like how she came up with Part of Your World like instantly Coincidentally, that's my sister's favorite Disney song too.

>>3070643
Nope, she's not making them on stream so whoever gets it right is actually Mori's husband

>>3070643
We know a couple on NPCs that may or may not get some use but she said she's keeping the important NPCs a secret still didn't she?

>>3070632
this
What songs do you think would fit her range the best?
I think 'Be Prepared' would be perfect for her

>>3070415
There's a lot of threads we can't fill outright
(You)'ve got your rrats, we've got our schizos, both of us got all night
Try again, we're wishing (You) well
But (You) will never bait us better than we bait ourselves
Post 'em tweets, 'cause (You) won't make >us seethe, 'cause we ain't missed one
So sorry, we're hardly just getting started
But why, have (You) misplaced (You)r meat? We'll help (You) beat it
Just follow /u/schizos
Guess what, we're on your side

>>3070662
Nigga I don't have a twitter except for a burner account linked to my switch that I forgot the password for

>>3070724
She did mention liking Poor Unfortunate Souls

>>3070619
Some trio that broke out of prison.

>>3070755
>meat? We'll help (You) beat it
Speaking of that, what is (You)r suggestion for the #callilust replacement, Anontachi?

>>3070724
Friends On The Other Side. Both because of the theme and the jazzy style.

>>3070724
'I Won't Say I'm In Love' is right in the sweet spot for her range-wise. 'Almost There' is pretty good too and fits thematically.
And I know it's cringe but Let it Go sits just 2 semitones below the HoloAlt OP so she could do it really well.

>>3070809
I'm hoping art of Mermaid Mori is being made

>>3070584
https://streamable.com/8o4zpf

I still fucking hate all of you. I don't understand how there can be so many stupid people in this fanbase.

>>3071026
God shes so cute. She too good for this fanbase.

>>3071033

:}

>>3070724
Yeah that song might fit her the best.
I think she'd sound lovely singing this even though it might be a little out of her range
https://youtu.be/ThMwHKfzz1I

This one might be harder for her but I'd go full ghostling if she ever sings my favorite disney song
https://youtu.be/zgnHF2CwrPs

>>3071080
Is there a Mori version for this?

>>3071096
Stop shitposting you insomniac

>>3071080
If the rest of you would take your meds these threads would be less shit and I wouldn't wake up to 900 posts of bullshit.

>>3071096
Do americans really eat their tacos like this? I kinda feel bad for them

>>3071096
I'm going to choose to believe this isn't a larp because its cute.

>>3070959
Rather see Sea Witch Mori and the deadbeats being the little stalk guysl

>>3071096
...I don't get it.

>>3070959
That would be adorable. I don't remember the stream, but recently Mori mentioned that The Little Mermaid was her favorite Disney movie overall.

>>3071164
>Ah! Only I, who chooses to dwell amongst schizophrenics, is the sane one. I loathe all of you retards as I survey you from my lofty intellectual height!

>>3071129
I'll make a man out of you when?

and don't say Off With Their Heads

>>3071236
Consider yourself good and don't worry about it.

>>3071236
Do your archive reps, or better yet don't.

>>3071096
I hope she enjoyed them! She deserves some happy times.

>>3071236
It's because of the mandela effect. We've shifted into the timeline where tacos didn't appear in Fake Type's Mogu Mogu and deadbeats spent 1000 posts arguing about it.

>>3071129
>>3070922
She mentioned liking Princess and the Frog during the last stream, is it any good? It came out after I stopped watching Disney so I never checked it out despite it probably being the last 2D film they'll ever do

>>3071096
Woo! Tacos! Hope she got margaritas with them.

>>3071540
It was good but overall unremarkable. Even when trying to change some of the lot devices it follows the Disney formula. The animation was nice, the voodoo themes were cool, I don't remember too much else about it.

>>3071540
It's pretty good, the themes, characters and songs are great but it still pretty much follows the basic disney formula. The theme really fits mori's taste though.

>>3071285
As much as I'd love for mori to sing that song it would just invite more dadfags

I don't know if any holo could find a Disney song as fitting as Gura doing Part Of Your World. That almost brought a tear to my eyes.

>>3072081
Everything invites them though, the sodium is not present

>>3072280
Reflection was also good too. Gura did a better job singing a lot of Disney songs last member karaoke.

>>3072537
>Reflection
kek

>>3072537
I would like to hear Mori do that one.

>>3072635
>Taking requests for songs
>Chat says do Reflection
>She hesitantly starts but then gets really into it
>Song finishes and she says it was fun, playfully questioning where chat heard that song
>Chat going "We meant the song from Mulan"
>... GOD DAMN IT!

>>3072859
Kek

>>3072859
>hfw
She'd get away with it too

>>3072859
Why can I picture this actually happening? I fucking love this autistic reaper.

>I just realized there are 44 more hours to go before Mori's presence washes away the aftertaste of experiencing the Guacnarok

More Modified Mori Memento.

>>3073116
Fuck now I have the picture of Mori as Jeb Bush in my head

>>3073170
Please clap

>>3073116
I'd just like Mori to make a proper response for the deadbeats that felt unsatisfied. I'm no t3 but I hope people left comments that criticized her about it. For the sake of her credibility. I just think she messed up with her time management rather than all these rrats about not giving a shit and so on.

>>3070619
she is going to autistically struggle while make them up during the stream because she didn't prepare for it.
But it's ok, chat will applaud her as creative and spontaneous

>>3073214
>she messed up with her time management
She messed up her priorities.

Seeing as how she recently stated several times that she doesn't really like drawing as work does that mean we will likely never see her make an MV for Hololive?

>>3073274
Whatever it is. A proper way to make up for it should be done. Her staying up learning about shadowverse is already a red flag on her time management reps.

>>3073221
Fuck off doomposter, who obviously isn't T3.

>>3073312
It would take a lot of time to make a video for her own content and it would also go against her idea of wanting to get other artists attention. Even if it was commissioned by Cover for another project, it's a lot of time and effort. Still have that dream that one day Gura's original song will have an MV done by Mori. Could use less full animation.

>>3073312
that does not mean she wouldn't do it. Something in return for her work would be appropriate. Though she shouldn't feel obligated at all even if she was friends since she's a hololive idol first.

>it's back again

>>3070400
Ahhh, ponytail mori!!!

>>3073221
The best NPCs are always the ones made off the top of the DMs head that the party get unusually attached to

>>3073214
>she messed up with her time management
and acknowledged as much during t3
>unsatisfied
By what?

>>3073615
I read that she had to abruptly cut the sc reading short. That's about it and seems to be why people got miffed in the first place.

>>3073615
>By what?
Unsatisfied by my dick, retard. stop replying to bait

How does this woman get away with being such a massive workaholic and also how do I become one? I've the complete opposite of her for far too long

>>3073676
Nope, she got them all, and made an announcement regarding the hashtag too. All rrats, baby. Refer to the fifth or so post in this thread.

>>3071236
good

>>3073776
that's good to hear

>>3073774
>become a menhera
>have a flame lit inside of you hot enough to burn through steal
>ghostling
>do whatever it takes to achieve your dreams, even if it means putting your life on the line
>find a good outlet for your menhera and ghostling tendencies
After that it's a matter of whether not you achieve your goals or die trying.

>A serial brapper? The only nuts I bust are bra-straps!
What did Mori Calliope mean by this?

Fuck this shit, I'm not going into the timeloop again. I'm gonna kickstart the deadbeats orgy rp instead. Open wide anons, can't wait to grind my 8 inch dick between those pearly white mandible and maxilla

>>3074011
Unless you're Mori, do piss off.
>db double bj.png

>>3074011
anon it's like 2:40pm

>>3073914
I don't think I could be like that. I'm really envious of passionate people like her that can consistently sit down and put in the work

>>3073774
You're asking as if anyone who knows the exact answer would waste time here.

>>3073914
Still can't believe she went to japan just to fangirl over an indie group in a niche genre and basically revolved her life around it for years. I can barely stick to practising one song without getting bored in less than a week and move on to another one

>>3074137
Is the "follow your dreams" narrative real? All this time I thought it was wishful thinking...

>>3074211
It is.*
*for the handful of indies that do make it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias

>>3074137
This. It's even more unbelievable when you realize that group had already gone on hiatus at that time, I kind of wish I could be like her

>>3074125
but anon, she used to be here...

>>3074405
*is

>>3074211
I think it's always the best option to try to follow your dreams. The feeling of regret due to not knowing what would've happened if you had just done something can be worse than experiencing failure itself

>>3070354
How do we spread the cat ears virus to EN? It's doing well in JP, and NekoMori sounds amazing

>>3074405
For how many hours a day?
And what about (You)?

>>3074482
Unless your dreams happen to be nothing more than a con that nobody you actually looked up to believed, leaving you a complete broken mess and absolutely no direction in life whatsoever, not that I would know anything about that.

I want to use those milkers as pillows so bad bros

>>3074536
If you're gonna climb a ladder, always make sure its leaning on the right wall

>>3074516
Make more Catliope art

>>3073774
First identify your deficiencies and change your habits to correct them. Map out your aspirations and write up a plan with immediate action, short-term goals, and long-term goals. The rest is doing your reps.

>>3074564
I want to rest my head on her thighs while she combs her fingers through my hair.

I will make this woman realize that lusting for manlets makes absolutely no sense and is completely retarded. I'm going to fucking marry this bitch

>>3074583
>always make sure its leaning on the right wall
what oddly specific wording I don't think I'd do better there except maybe not be under the impression that people were my friends there

>>3074841
You fucks better not be ironic with this kind of posting. If at the end of all this Mori still ends up without a good man to settle down with, I'll be quite disappointed with you lot

>>3074802
This but while whispering Bully ASMR.
https://streamable.com/53421u

>>3074719
I've already been doing my jp, drawing, piano, and music production reps while also searching for a job and working to get my driver's license, but all of that resulted in me having what I can only describe as panic attacks when I realize I have so much shit to do and making way too little progress while I get older. Pretty shit desu. Thanks for reading my blog

>>3074892
While I'm not 100% ironic I also don't want to go full ghostling because that will only lead to crushing disappointment. I'm probably moving to nipland though, hopefully before the end of 2022

>>3074966
Ya gotta stay persistent, and stay on cue
With a mind wide open, no stopping you!
I say "do what'chu wanna do,"
And if ya can't decide on the right path, why not take two?!

>>3074482
Yes, but you have to be realistic about them as well. In the case of Mori, she was extremely lucky that she got to where she is now (she even acknowledges this). There are many examples of those who work as hard as she does but don't get far due to not being at the right place at the right time. If you can accept that you might not make it, then by all means reach for the stars. To some, the progress that they make to achieve their dream is better than the end result they wish for.

>>3074137
People asking questions, can't believe that I'm so far gone
"America to Tokyo, then Tokyo to Kyushu,
Just to see someone who doesn't give a shit about you?" (Hold the FUCK up)
Are you serious? Delirious? All of you are crazy
To believe that this was ever about anybody else but me.

>>3075118
I think it's kinda embarassing to say this about a person nowadays, but I think mori's really cool.

Would you let Calli babysit your kids?

>>3075067
>>3074892
While a lot of the ghostposts are an indistingushable mix of irony and genuinely serious feelings, I don't think there's a single person here that won't "just wanna talk to him" if they find out she got with someone who turns out to be a complete dickwad.

Thanks for the positivity, deadbeats. Maybe we're going to make it after all

>>3075263
yes i would let Mori babysit our kids

>>3075075
>>3075118
Are these actually SemenSquares' ?

>>3075263
It's not babysitting if she's the mother.

>>3074879
It'll probably suck at first and you'll most likely wish you didn't make such a drastic change, but as long as you're headed in the right direction then it's worth sticking it out

>>3075118
>lyrics that slay rrats in the future
Too powerful
>>3074966
Well at least you're fucking trying
>>3075230
Agreed

>>3075263
Yes. Didn't she watch over kids at a kindergarten or daycare at one point?

>>3075263
As long as Mori doesn't take over at some point, sure.

>>3075300
Maybe. Yes. :}

>>3075335
She also did volunteer work for the elderly.

>>3075263
The real question is would she let Death-sensei babysit the kids?

DEADBEATS TOGETHER STRONG

>>3075335
>>3075452
Literally wife material. Has she ever considered doing marriage reps before?

>>3075600
She's not interested in marriage. But it won't stop from deadbeats wanting to make her feel confident about her desirability as a life long partner with their sc's and messages

>>3075600
https://streamable.com/r6if50 there's also this

>>3075600
>>3075648
>>3075707
She's already married to her work, meaning us.

>>3075600
doing community service is a requirement to graduate from high school in some places in the us, do not take it as an indicator of personality

>>3075707
Why does she have to say these things with that tone of voice...

>>3075648
I do really wonder who is going to end up marrying her but it might very well be someone she hasn't even met yet
>Me, ofcourse
DYRBI

>>3075837
She knows exactly what she's doing.

>>3075837
Fun fact:
It wasn't a sc she was reading. She caught the message from a greyname about 3-5 minutes prior in her chat. She was reading a sc about her getting a rabbit but then decided to go off topic and talk about that message. Maybe she likes that there are people that want to marry her

>>3075832
She has said that she loves children and the elderly

I'm actually starting to wish that I never even found out she exists. Other women are pretty much ruined for me. Not that she's perfect, but she just checks keeps checking boxes that I didn't even know I have

>>3075855
Yes, I RBI!

>>3075929
She also specifically wanted to adopt an adult cat. Retarded rules not allowing pets in her apartment, though.

>Mori needs to live in a poly-marriage with Deadbeats where each of us get her like a week at a time.
>Or we all move into her place and her closet is actually full of skeletons.

I wonder if she's a squirter

>>3076207
She definitely is

>>3075998
Same. I wasn't like this last year.

>>3074966
One step at a time, write your plans down and determine which ones can augment completion of the others, then line em up and focus on your 5m target first.

Something tells me Mori would like Samurai Cop if she hasn't seen that masterpiece already

>>3072692
Going back to disney because i missed it earlier and i just wanted to say i really want Mori to sing tarzan's you'll be in my heart and i don't care how cheesy it is.

>>3076409
Mori... Inferno Cop watchalong when....

>>3075998
Mori has inspired me so I don't regret it, but in terms of any dating prospects I agree. Hurts being a manlet and knowing that the chances of finding a woman with her preference are slim to none

>>3075998
I call her perfect because she's everything I could ever want in a woman and more

skrt skrt Mori is so cute!

>>3075267
We were the dad all along.

there's basically a two day break now until the ASMR drawing stream, right? Did she say if she was going to use to do her hiking reps or relax or something? I hope she'll be doing well

>>3075998
She drives me crazy sometimes with the things she does, but what woman wouldn’t? I fucking love this bitch.

>>3075998
I feel like I've known her for much longer. She reminds me of girls I was friends with but even some of the music feels like I've heard it a long time ago (When I know I haven't.). It wasn't so much being exposed to something for the first time, but discovering it again and remember how happy it made me.

I'm sorry guys, I can't look at this board too often anymore if I want to keep myself sane and to ease the stress that comes with being a struggling ghostling

>I will never be able to hug Mori after I just finished beating the shit out of her highschool bullies

>>3077175
At least you realized it. Now fuck off and get your shit together!

>>3075489
Hey I love that song

>I will never hang out with Mori in the high school library, watching her doodle NPCs for her upcoming TTRPG session while we listen to MCR on her iPod together.

>>3077425
Mori was probably the girl in high school that would hang around the back entrance of the school theater with her artsy friends.

>>3077255
>You will never reassuringly hug Mori after she snaps and beats up the bullies, then feels like she's done something awful and is about to cry

>>3077425
I don't like this feeling. Why am I even capable of feeling like this

You fucks are killing me with nostalgia

>you will never play Romeo as Mori plays Juliet in a high school play

>>3077702
Delete this right fucking now

>>3077702
Fuck you dude

>>3077510
>Mori in high school
>friends

So t3 members how are her GM skills looking so far?

>You will never quote stupid shit from various Abridged Series and online videos at each other and then try not to laugh in class

>>3077702
:(

>Hanging outside of school, having cheap smokes and beer with Mori after practice.
>Watch calli cough after a puff and spill her fizzy beer all over herself to prove she's a big girl to you
>All while laughing about it

>>3077854
She's pretty good at characters and it's cute seeing her getting so invested.

>you will never skip out of prom with Mori and hang out at the mall instead
we are just living out our high school fantasies at this point

>>3077884
_ _ _ _ _

Alex Jones was right... There really was something in Central Texas' water...

>>3077854
She's great at coming up with cool/funny characters, especially in such a short time, and it's obvious she really loves it. How well she handles the actual game remains to be seen, but I'm confident she'll be good in that area as well. As expected, she's generally in favor of giving players as much creative freedom as possible without breaking mechanics, which should be good for making fun collab streams down the line.

>>3077908
I'm trying to find a way to take Watson's watch and go back and kick my own ass for being so damn oblivious about girls. I had a while group of friends like this and was too fucking chicken to act on crushes. AAAAAAAAH!
I have to accept that I can't TURN BACK TIIIIIIIME

I wish Mori would play good games. An RE4 stream or RE5 collab would be rad now that Capcom perms are in. Not even gonna ask about DMC since reaper brain can't handle complex controls. She likes Metroidvanias so why not Metroid Prime/Fusion/Zero Mission or an indie like Tohou Luna Nights so she can gush about the music?

Also it baffles me how someone as hard headed and hard working as her just defaults to "hah hah your boy is bad at video games" and getting flustered instead of stepping back and going "OK, let's understand why this isn't working". Love her and all but damn, toss out the Shadowverse.

>>3077951
Why do you think he told his daughter to only order bottled from trusted sources?

>>3074892
Don't Worry I'm not. If I end up meeting someone on my path to her I will for sure deviate but my goal currently is to make her happy.

>>3078031
>I wish Mori would play good games
No.

>>3077908

>Ask Calli out to prom with all your friends and even the varsity team helping you
>She declines infront of everyone at school
>At prom night, you're with your guy friends
>Calli is there with her friends
>You tell your buddies you'll be back, you need to go to the washroom
>Song starts blaring
>"What now?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBVyRhLMG7g

>>3078087
But why

>>3078087
AAAAAA MORI

>>3078087
OUR EMPRESS HAS SPOKEN

>>3078111
Too hard. Too busy. Too tired.

>>3078087
Mori I love you.

Also you don't have to play good games, just don't play ones as bad as Shadowverse (on stream).

>>3078137
Reaper brain too weak.

>>3078031
She even has bloodstained nad iirc permissions to stream it. Maybe she's just holding back this month

>>3078516
Totally forgot about that. It's literally just SOTN 2. Goddammit woman.

I have faith that Mori will begin playing games she both enjoys and is skilled at! Or that she will learn to play the games she wants to do well in!

>>3078692
I don't but I'd like to be proven wrong and pleasantly surprised!

>>3078595
>Release an entire EP
>Busy with personal stuff
>Streams more relaxing games

Honestly this month is good, and I won't be surprised if she's just holding back the good shit for summer.

>>3078692
Surely that will happen. Surely.
I think she's seriously considering joining VSingers.

>>3078756
She literally has said she enjoys both making music and streaming games

>>3078805
>streaming games
I'd like to see that enthusiasm too.

Joining Holostars is the only conceivable way of meeting Mori. It can be done realistically in 3 steps.

1) Learn Japanese. Be really fucking good at it. Make sure that it is indistinguishable from a native accent.

2) Become an indie vtuber and gain a following. Also, learn to play/compose music as this would garner her attention if you ever do make it into Holostars. Be so good at your craft that you can impress during auditions.

3) Don't be afraid to make connections with other vtubers and artists. They will boost your credibility when needed and give you the furthest possible outreach (with your goal ultimately to be acquainted with Mori at some point).

>>3078738
The EP was fantastic. No salt there. I'm really looking forward to the ttrpg too and as a DM I can appreciate the effort that takes. I'm just still confused/concerned about stuff she's working on in the background that apparently has her so busy she's unable to uncripple herself after she said she'd not march ever onward to karoshi for the nth time. The kusoge feels like a side effect of that.

>>3077823
I can see it. She might say she's shy and introverted but she's clearly not socially retarded

>>3079092
So... she's lying?

>>3079119
She always lies. She calls herself "your boy" when she's clearly a wonderful and kind woman. What a bitch.

>>3079092
>>3079119
Shy and introverted people make friends with other shy and introverted people. If you made friends with nobody at all, being shy and introverted weren't your only problems

>>3079092
>>3079119
Not necessarily. I was an introverted autist at my school but ended up making a lot of friends because Extroverts adopted me or the other introverts/shy kids vibed with me.

>>3078833
Nah, you're better off becoming an artist-jrapper combo with a respectable online following that isn't too big to make Mori nervous. Also, if you become a holostar but don't live in Japan you're fucked anyway because the nips will never open their borders again

>>3079283
Breeding visas soon.

>>3079225
>tfw even the other rejects in school didn't want anything to do with me

>>3079283
Japanese isolation 2: COVID boogaloo
Good thing I’m stationed at Kadena and know dudes at Yokota.

>>3079482
Look inwards, anon. Identify the why and grow from it.

I'm glad the schizos are gone and how we've recovered fast from the shitshow that was the last thread.

maybe its a bad thing when i say shes perfect, i wouldn't want her to feel like she needs to live up to that definition I'll just stick to calling her cute in chat, cause she's able to be that effortlessly :)

>>3080755
wouldn't she feel the need to live up to that definition too?

>>3080880
She already does.

>>3080917
I hope she feels that way about herself

>>3080732
>ah, thread is about to hit bump limit, I'm sleepy
>go to bed
>wake up and check not!/morig/
>1000+ posts
What the fuck happened?

>>3081256
Absolutely nothing of substance.

>>3081256
one word
guac

>>3075998
See for me it was the opposite. I knew I had a "type" but anybody I talked with just called my standards "unrealistic" and either lower my expectations or make peace with being alone (which I did). Then comes along some dorky reaper who ended up being everything I wanted. Actually brightened my outlook on life because I knew I wasn't wrong to want it, she did exist and she might even like a 5'7" half-Asian manlet like me.


Then I did too many roommate reps and found out she probably used to live less than an hour's drive away. Then proceeded to bash my head against a wall for a solid hour.

>>3081450
crazy how you maybe could have crossed paths at a supermarket without realizing it

>>3081491
>Gura probably checked out in my line before the meatload stream
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>3081316
Turns out it's an extremely potent substance.
Never actually eaten avocados, I think I'll try making this stuff on a weekend.

>>3081491
When I first saw her face I got a weird feeling like "Have I seen her before somewhere?" but unable to place it and couldn't even tell If I was confusing her for someone else

>>3081256
>not!/morig/
/vtg/ cannot come soon enough

Is the thing Mori has draped on her shoulders a jacket or a cape? I don't think I've ever seen it depicted with sleeves so I'm more inclined to think the latter

>>3082099
It's a cape. I hope she gets an outfit variant without it. Her dress showing her shoulders would be nice.

>>3077702
Mori singing Love Story in unarchived karaoke when?

I really hope she stops her roommate concerts.

>>3081256
All you need to know is that you should hate other deadbeats.

Deadbeats, a question.

You are in Japan at night at a 7-11 and you notice Mori's roommate.

Do you say anything or just go about your night?

>>3082851
If it makes her happy why stop?

>>3082851
How often do those even happen anyway? I'd rather she take the chance to perform live if she has one

>>3082888
I mean can she really keep living this double life? Do any of the other Holos have a sidegig like Mori? I just feel like she'll suffer until she just retires and commits to it ful time.

>>3082886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5A6ziV-m8s

>>3082886
Admire her from a distance but ultimately not do anything. Any method in approaching her will come off as creepy.

>>3082906
Ina, Inaaaa.

Also Cake.

>>3082886
I would immediately walk up to her and ask her to sign my semensquares postcard then leave as soon as I came.

>>3082886
>You try to keep quiet, but suddenly Your alarm goes off.
>It's fucking Red

>>3082978
That would be worse for her than you. She'd look like a deer in the headlights

>>3082886
Say hi, smile, grab a tall can of Fanta orange, and leave.

>>3082978
>>3082991
>it happens when you're lined up with her and you're directly on her back.
Would be hilarious.

>>3083032
Who would drop more sketti?

>>3083043
Probably me. I'm just not good in random conversation. I also go into weird tangents.

>>3082978
>It's fucking Red
>>It's the English chorus to Bully*
I'd freeze while looking at her, put whatever I have in my hands back, and leave, dripping with embarrassment.

>>3082906
>Ina - drawing job
>Noel - other ASMR/streaming
>Coco - other streaming/cosplay
>Marine - mangaka
>Kiara - cosplay/modeling
>A few are students
These are just the ones I recall off the top of my head. This conversation also happens... 2-3 times/thread, do your archive reps or quit being a shit-stirrer.

>>3082978
>>3082991
>She tries to play it off
>Says something akin to, "That's a pretty cool song you've got playing there"
>You go off on a tangent explaining all about how you got into this "unrelated" woman's music and exactly what you love about her and the songs she makes
>All the while her blush grows deeper shades of red as she listens intently but is too polite to end the conversation

>>3082886
I go over there and shoot my fucking shot. Anyone saying otherwise is gonna grow to be one of those sad old men who sit in rocking chairs all day in a nursing home and wonder to themselves, "Man, what if I had just gone for it?" Not me, fuck that. I'd rather go and get shot down than end up second-guessing everything.

>>3082978
>notice Mori at the counter
>decide to play it normal and pretend to browse for food
>secretly steal glances at her as you walk down the aisle
>picking snacks off the shelves when suddenly:
>TIME!, I'LL ALWAYS BE A PRISONER TO MY AMBITION!
>...
>Mori stops and turns toward you, bags filled with cheap wine ready to walk out the door
>She smiles, eyes barely peeking out from under her hat
>walks out the door

>>3082978
>It's one of [her] songs
>Both of us simultaneously go "oh shit" and quickly go opposite directions into other aisles
>Both peek around corner and at each other
>Nervously wave and guh
>Eventually one of us has to move

>>3083238
>it's GGK

>>3083238
>"OH SHIT, I'm sorry"

>>S-sorry for guh what?

>>3083265
Good thing we're in Japan because I would be buying a case of Strong Zero to chug.

>>3083272
You're setting me up for a dad joke I do not want to to make

>>3082886
Go for it, try to strike up a conversation with her. Honestly any of us who watch her streams know things that she would like to talk about to prolong the conversation and keep the dream alive.

>>3083355
Our conscience taught us not to be ashamed of our jokes.

>>3083737
Did you know they're not making meter sticks any longer?

>>3084596

Are you a bad enough dude to predict Mori's schedule for next week?

>>3084882
Apex apex apex shadowverse marathon apex apex ollie apex collab

Anyone else kinda hate Mori now?? She really never improved despite being a vtuber for 7 months now.

>>3084951
No, just you man, sorry.

>>3084951
I hate that I want to marry this bitch
>>3084882
Shadowverse, chatting stream, Minecraft, Takamori ITT,Story of Seasons, Spiritfarer

>Ywn mutually spill your spaghetti with Calli at a convenience store at midnight

>>3085024
I hate the fact that this is probably accurate, minus the guest appearance with Azki that she'll probably include.

>>3085037
>ywn never be in a standoff with Mori, both of you desperately trying to keep your spaghetti in your pockets because you both know who the other is

Realistically the thing that would happen is you going "OH SHIT" and quickly fumbling to silence your phone, and her yelling GOD DAMMIT and putting her face in her hands.

>>3085221
Embarrassing Moririn in public!

>>3085166
>It escalates as you both start grabbing items that send the message you know who it is

>>3084951
Awake I see, reaper

>>3084951
Mori... don't be so hard on yourself

Dojinbeat... meeting Moririn at an inconvenience store... onegai....

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1387965391511580677
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1387965391511580677
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1387965391511580677
MORI'S GETTING A NEW OUTFIT

https://mobile.twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1387965391511580677
IS THAT PONYTAIL MORIRIN

>>3084951
I hate how much my love has grown for her the past 7 months

>>3085517
Casual wear Mori confirmed.

>>3085517
>>3085536
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3085517
I hope that isn't a fucking dad shirt or a pair of jeans(though that isn't actually bad)

so...May is going to be even more exciting....

>>3085517
oh cool gura gets that catgirl alt she wants
I hope moris eye rigging stays intact/spoiler]

>>3085517
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3085517
Mori's looks like she's wearing a coat, boots, scarf. Hope it's an open coat with white shirt

>>3085517
>Ponytail casual jacket Mori

Its everything I ever wanted. Hopefully she does get the Tsundertaker outfit one day

>>3070873
Literally anything that's not one letter different.

GUESS THE COLOR SCHEME

>>3085866
I hope she won't look like a dyke and more of a sexy confident badass like J-chad

>>3086074
DARK GREEN PANTS
BEIGE COAT
WHITE SHIRT
DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE SHOES I'M RETARDED WITH SHOE FASHION

>>3086156
Give my girl some sneakers man. Bitch loves sneakers. But boots are cool too

>>3085517
I'm gonna throw in a second opinion and say Mori gets a teacher-themed outfit

>>3086256
Nah, its clearly an Ash Ketchum outfit. Ame said so on her stream

>>3086156
She would pull for Jordans-esque sneakers probably.

Her accessory is THAT hat, but since this costume has been in the works before the tour it was ok'd already made before she "debuted" it there

>>3086312
She's gonna capture little boys...

Ame's word is not final

>>3086339
Imagine if she got someone to make a cock hat for her to play around with when she's off stream

>>3085517
Cool girl Cool girl Cool girl Cool girl
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Don't be a dad outfit don't be a dad outfit don't be a dad outfit

>>3086256
I WANT TO MISBEHAVE CLASS UNTIL SENSEI SCOLDS ME
I WANT SENSEI TO KABEDON ME WHEN I TRY TO WALK OUT OF DETENTION
I WANT TO START AN ILLICIT STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONSHIP WITH SENSEI
I WANT TO MARRY MORI-SENSEI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3085595
>>3086545
Legitimate question, what counts as a dad outfit?

>>3086645
polos?

>>3086645
You'll know when you see it.
Alternatively, anything that makes Dadbeats happy.

>>3085517
>>3085536
HYPE?!

>>3085517
I'm throwing my bets on formalwear for a very businesswoman-like aesthetic, simply because that's what would make me cum the hardest

It's going to be a casual OL outfit. 'Workaholic business lady getting shit done', remember?

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

>>3086861
I also bet on this. My did is diamonds

Larger picture
Is that the hint of a collared shirt for Mori?

>>3087152
Oh now it really feels like an OL outfit.

Imagine going on a date stream with her wearing this..

>>3086865
If it's Minato's getup, I would Kneel. Headphones would complete the look.

>>3087152
Looks like headphones to me desu
sex...

>>3087152
Looks like a hoodie and sweatpants to me, probably going to be in line with this.

>>3087264
>>3087243
Oh yeah she's got the sneakers

I guess I'm the only one that watched the new DanMachi III OVA. Was I the only one that immediately thought Bell Cranel looked like Calli when he put on his hippie disguise for the bathhouse? Up close not so much but in the mid-shots it really screamed Mori to me. A hololive anime could work if they get around to it.

>>3087441
The whole line and pose are so Mori.

>New outfit on the 3rd
>Azki interview on the 5th
>Spiral Tones this week(?)
Exciting fucking times

>>3087507
>Spiral Tones
DYRBI?

>>3087441
I haven't even watched S2 yet.

I wanna go on a casual date with Mori

new outfit's silhouette looks like office lady, kind of loose dress shirt and slacks—think sae nijima but a bigger top. however the shoes don't really make it look office-like, might just be a casual jacket

>>3087152
Will Mori has a side stance? I hope it isn't as janky as Subaru's model can be at times. One of the best things about Mori's model is how fluid and natural her movements are.

I hope it's more casual like a black jacket with a turtleneck or scarf. Can't tell from the silhouette if it's shorts or a short skirt but either one is killer

>>3087658
You can tell it's not slacks because of how it has the elastic at the ankle which causes it to have the
>
<
>
crinkle wave. If it was slacks, it'd just have a clean edge and drape. It's 100% sweatpants.

>>3087658
Yeah the shoes scream high-dollar sneakers which pushes the casual jacket/hoodie.

Good girl, learning from her senpais Noel and Coco

>>3087864
anon please I NEED to believe in OL Mori

>>3087782
Mori has the best rigging/model expression in hololive at the moment. Cover would be stupid retarded to fuck it up... we’re doomed[/spoiled]

>>3087786
Didn't look at the ankles, I'm dumb.

>>3087786
Moririn with short shorts and tights underneath......

>>3087922
You're welcome to cope however you want, but don't pretend like it's anything but.

>>3087786
if she has a skirt, I will fucking coom in my ass

>>3087928
Fucking up the rigging would require them to fuck the model, this is just a new outfit to go over her body (almost like a real one, go figure). They're not gonna touch her face or the rigging for the model, just the new clothes.

>>3087992
Moririn in a Kurisu cosplay...

>>3087864
oh yeah, didn't see the pants crinkle down there. nice catch

>>3088016
If she's in a different pose, they have to redo the rigging, anon.

>>3088009
I didn't see the pantleg and mistook what's probably the end of a jacket with the edge of a skirt

I wonder how Mori can dodge this from being tomboy territory. Sexy handsome confident Mori sounds like someone I want to get gentle dommed by

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1387981099935035392
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1387981099935035392
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1387981099935035392

>>3081450
Anon...

>>3088613
dripping cum rn

>>3088613
I don't see how anyone who uses such cutesy emotes could be seen as a dad

>>3088719
>replies hoping the costume gives off dad vibes
What the fuck?

>>3088747
I hate Dadbeats

>>3088747
Disgusting.

>>3088719
I thought you were being hypothetical until I made the mistake of scrolling down. Hate these niggas, swear to god.

>>3088613
This fucking dork. Why does she always mix in slang while also refusing to use contractions. I love her so much

>>3088613
I'm excited for all of them! Even if I don't really like cat ears on everything, Gura wanted them.
Would it be too much to predict Mori is going to be wearing a black shirt and pants and red tie like she's in Helena?

>>3088838
Because it is dope.

I hope someone can sc her wanting a date stream with her new outfit on the ASMR stream. Another good way to kill dad shit. Also we might get her soft giggling and voice giving the 'ok'

>>3077854
Fucked if I know, I never played tabletop. She had fun though.
But since the whole thing's going to be online, I prefer to keep my expectations low.
And is it going to be a five-member collab every session? If so, at least one of them is likely to get distracted while waiting for the other four to finish their turns.

>>3088876
If it's a casual outfit and she doesn't bust it out for a date stream in the future I'm going to commit a crime.

>>3088916
richbeats onegai!

>>3088887
>And is it going to be a five-member collab every session?
They're doing a short 5 session campaign to test the waters, then anyone who wants to drop out can do so.

>>3088719
You just wanna cum in her

>>3089008
I mean you're right, not sure where that follows though

>>3089008
Yeah, bitch, and?

>>3079530
>stationed
So you're one of them picrelated folks?

>>3089008
Not that anon, but that is only one point in her favor among many. Don't ruin this happy time by crying about breeders Jesus Christ

>Deadbeats cheering in the replies
>breeders: disgusting

how pathetic and insecure can you be, mori's not gonna love


Anyway i kinda expect something like this from the image

>>3089169
who are you quoting?

>>3089169
What? Speak English on 4chan, please.

CASUAL MORI WITH PONYTAIL
I AM GOING TO EXPLODE

>>3089008
all her fans want to cum in her
yes even the women

Kiara's looks retarded

>>3089086
Lmao, then dont ruin this moment by crying bout deadbeats "being happy" about the outfit reveal, Damn you so soft

>>3089033
>>3089033
Mori doesnt love you schizos

>>3089008
>he doesn't cum in his father figure

homosexual detected.
post sexy pink hair rapper

>>3089276
Well I don't see how it can be worse than her current outfit, so it has that going for it.

>>3089255
Only breeders do, dont categorize me with disgusting creatures

>>3089008
So?
what is your point

>>3089291
Kek I fucking called it, I can smell you out. Don't make me jerk off to you again. I'm ready.

I want to cum in Moririn

>>3089220
You dont have to use your brain its okay prolly most of u here dont use it anyway

MORIRIN SWEATY UNDERBOOBS

>>3089297
>Be a decent human being
>Kiddiebeat spotted

Lmao

Mori aviator shades are definitely happening

Can't wait for the official lewd tag Mori is going to make public during the ASMR stream

Other theory is is that it's a biker outfit (Fuck off, Ghost Rider!) Which would be rad. I think an artist would have to try to make Mori look bad. I think all five of them will turn out good.

>>3085517
>Bob Ross Ina
>delicious chicken thighs
>sameneko
Based

>>3086861
Yup. Fuck yeah.
unless it's a hoodie with a pair of very short shorts

>>3089455
Mori Lewd! Calli Lust!

It will be shit if it hides Mori's boobs

The Japanese have a term for people like Mori that isn't tomboy if I recall correctly. And it's cool beauty. I hope this costume captures it well, even a rapper is fine too.

>>3088009
>coom in my ass
LOL

Why does Mori bring out the horny in her audience, despite being maybe the second least lewd HoloEN?

>>3089656
Why do people lewd Suisei?

>>3089008
>>3089169
>>3089291
>>3089330
>>3089384
>>3089422
Samefag, in case it wasn't obvious to some people.

https://twitter.com/8HaChi_hacchi/status/1387731457255165955

Hachi is going to be streaming every night the upcoming week, so she posted a schedule. Singing streams most days, though 5/1 is gonna be Mon Hun, a surprise guest game on 5/4, and there will be an additional Minecraft collab stream on 5/3.

>>3089455
Welp, RIP me

Look at the top of her head closely, she's wearing a cap or a beanie.

>>3088646
It doesn't get to me anymore, I'm just working towards bettering myself to see if I get my shot someday. Just let it be a lesson.

The most horrifying thing you could find isn't that your oshi is ugly or married, its that the chance was more real than you ever thought possible but you lost because you never saw it

>>3089714
Oh, and because it's not on her channel, here was the first stream. She did a karaoke collab.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ6iit_bJbg

Huh, on her schedule, Spiritfarer is listed as l"oooooong stream". I wonder how long that will be. Surely not the 11 hours to lead into the outfit reveal....

>>3089694
Nice done watson, greatest detective in town

>>3089855
nah probably at most 6-8 hours

>>3089827
>Look at the top of her head closely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEWwq9A7SY8

>>3089920
>Kiara

Nice Mori though

>>3089607
>cool beauty
That phrase just makes me flashback to that manga Jitsu wa watashi wa. The character that aspires to be such is just as much a dork as Mori so I can see it.

>>3089827
Horned Beanie, ftw!

>>3089827
Good eyes anon, you might be onto something

So.. is it a business suit or an open jacket street wear?

>>3090012
stay tuned for may the third

>>3071096
TACO HATE