/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>"i feel good"
>starts stream because he doesn't want Axel to feel left out
>ends stream by snitching on axel's obsession with Nodoka
Is noir actually unhinged?

its kind of a dick move if Axel didnt approve this beforehand.. why would nowa do this

He should not have said it bros

i feel really bad for Syrios lol his chat is going to be unbearable for the next few days

It's over...

Nowa...

I hope no one brings that up on Axel's chat

I can't believe half of holostars english is graduating

ITS STILL UP
NOT A YAB
ITS STILL UP
NOT A YAB

>>30900636
>>30900444
>>30900452
>>30900293
>>30900294
>>30900308
VESTIA DON'T LOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nodoka or N chan isnt a manager shes just a staff/¥office character like A-chan you nerds
Stop losing your shit over some bants

End my life

>>30900846
>>30900843
Vesper is BASED and who cares if Axel didn't want people to know he shouldn't be talking about her non stop

DID SOMEONE SAVED THE VOD?!

TELL ME ONE OF YOU SAVED THE VOD?!

don't forget to take your mags

Nodoka was the funniest possible person he could have named

Management loosens its grip and Noir goes completely off rails
Apologize to Omega, NOW

Reminder that Leader takes no responsibility

I think I will cause problems on purpose

http://poal.me/4cp5sv
??

he's literally like a dad snitching on you about the girl you're crushing on

You guys don't understand, this is peak content.
It's straight shipping but since Nodoka isn't an idol, it's fine.

I'm still laughing and giggling like a fucking retard. of all the people to obsess over its a fucking staff member.
extremely fucking based

im fucking concernfagging
oh god i can already see the "regarding the actions of the talent" notice on twitter fuck not again

>>30900843
He got his revenge for the Pummel Party bullying after all...

I seriously hope they don't get in trouble because that was fucking hilarious.

Poor Axel

>>30900906
Leader... that's not how leaders should act...

>>30900894
No worries. Alll fine and dandy.

>Axel is a base vanilla chad

He was my least favorite of the four, but I might have to reconsider.

The way Vesper mention Nodoka is like she's not someone in the company. Does he not know?

I genuinely did NOT expect that person to be Nodoka, holy shit lmao.

i love my nowa oji... showing that dog who's boss and teasing him live on stream infront of thousands of people!

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1553991153782964224
It has been a good run, Vesties...

NOT A YAB
Nowa chose his words carefully, using obsessed and "she's really cool"

I know yab is a meme but you guys don't actually think is a yab, right? Nowa even explained he just thinks she is cool than anything romantic. Hell, maybe he just likes her voice.

Maybe if you guys stopped equating interaction with female as "wanting to fuck" you could see this for how funny it is.

>>30900958
Towa baby...

yagoo staged it

>>30900966
this person, has no game

Tempus is going to get nuked like HoloCN...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL8ZmqyNiZM
thread's theme

>>30900952
She's not in holoEN.

>>30900958

>>30900965
Everyone's just overreacting for fun, nothing is going to happen

well at least it's not one of the holomen... i guess

The fact he said Nodoka is actually the funniest and also safest thing he could say
Its like saying he has a crush on the intern

>>30900883
>Keqing gets cucked again

>be Axel
>go to sleep knowing your bros are just chilling now that all the streams are done for the day
>ojisan snitches on you for liking a JP staff girl
NOWA WTF??? AXEL TRUSTED YOU!!

You know, at first i thought he meant Roodaka, that one bionicle, but damn Vesper really did just lift an entire bus, and piledrived it onto Axel while he was asleep.
This actually could have been his revenge on axel for his hot sauce suffering.
Well played Vesper.

>>30900962
Yeah he didn't say he's in love with her or anything but it's still very funny

>>30900965
Nah, Axel's chat might be unusable for a few days tho

>>30900945
NICE!!!!

If it's a nothingburger, we can still dunk on Axel for this.

>Ame x Altare
>Nowa x Kronii
>Axel x Nodoka
>Magni x Rio
rate the official ships of tempus!!

Axel unironically has the best taste in women. Every single one he's lusted over is top tier and for different reasons too. He doesn't even have a type. He just knows the good shit.

>>30900843
Unironically autistic, that was the type of shit I pulled off during highschool that got me beaten

>>30900965
Nippon too uptight for gaijin jokah

>>30900965
Bro you need to remember half of /mans/ are women who are legitimately angry Axel isn't for (You).

Nodokaposting is canonically allowed on /mans/.

>>30900966
It's just shitposting, anon, we're having fun and that's all, the true schizos are in /hlgg/ anyways

>>30901050
6 horas >>>

>>30900958
it's over.

>big titty Kohai/nervous OL
Based as fuck tastes. I kneel to the orange dingo

>>30900828
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>30900952
No, it's just that he doesn't know her or actively participate in obsessing over everything Holo.

>>30900965
Are you forgetting that we are surrounded by shipniggers that are either into it or shitposters that want to use this shit up the catalog all day to piss off other people?

>>30901034
Maybe he is glad he gets to live vicariously through the fanart that will spawn from this.

Makes me wonder whether some of the boys really did just join the company to have a chance at it's female members

>>30901086
Amen brother, amen.

Bros, I can literally hear it
Axel going nooooo, as the gang teases him about Nodoka every time he brings her up and he just goes "I.. I just think she's very cool..."

>>30900846
Idk, I hope Axel mention before hand he was cool with saying that.
Otherwise, yeah, not such a bro thing to do

>Girls always talk about how much they like this and that cover staff or each other
>No one cares
>A guy talks about how much he likes a staff member
>YAB YAB YAB
I think you guys are really overreacting, and isn't this also like a double standard? Why is it not a yab for lesbians to lust after a female staff but a straight guy not even lusting just saying he really likes her is somehow armageddon

>>30900843
So whos Nodoka, you guys got some lewds

>>30901086
What about Nadoka posting anon?

>>30900880
>the managers are still asleep

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1559239008781103109

Nodoka really is cute...

kek

>>30900952
Shes literally a company rep who exists on twitter 99% of the time and is exclusively holoJP
So she might as well be in another company to EOPs who dont watch hololive japan

>>30901101
they would be dumb if they didn't

>>30900965
If Ollie and Mumei can constantly tease Bae for being a big fan of Roberu on stream, this should be fine.

>>30901064
/mans/ is slowly getting more straight by the day.

>>30900869
Nah, this one was just a warm up

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>30901142
>Wants us to spam Nodoka
Actually unhinged

>>30901116
>lesbians
nice headcanon

*clap clap*

>>30901050
>screaming goslings/10
>horny kronies/10
>Angry A Chan/10
>CHUPADO/6 HORAS

>>30901053
who else has he lusted over?

>>30901116
Yeah, don't mind his massive vainy throbbing TAILS

nodoka is cute, dont blame him for obsessing

>>30901116
read this, anonchama >>30901067

>>30901152

BROS I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I HAVE TO TEASE AXEL ABOUT HIS CRUSH

>>30901098
Devilish

>>30901132
well Nowa did mention her, so it's on topic

>>30900965
Nah, Reggie just talked last stream about his ex again and how she keked him. Izuru I think was kekked too or something, I dunno I don't watch him. Astel jokes about going to hostess bars etc. Homos are built different, they can do whatever they want as long as holos aren't involved.

>>30900906
Regis made the right call. If he said "no" then that would have bred thousands of rrats on "HE'S FUCKING A HOLOGIRL/YOUR OSHI".

This is honestly the tamer and better out come.

>>30901142
>reaction images
Noir-sama?!

>>30900846
>>30900843
yeah that was kind of painfully bad social awareness, theres no way theyd be okay with that. Weird af.

>>30901116
the thing is
matsuri revealed they genuinely arent allowed to have romantic relations with each other

>>30900916
Well, that's a new fetish that I didn't know I had.

Putting aside the jokes that will come up from it, which will undoubtedly be hilarious, this could hurt Axel's income if he has unicorns. Unicorns don't give a shit about gay-baiting but this is a different story.

Vesper is getting the Vox crowd and I do not like it

>>30900869
i must’ve not been here for the towa yab, could anyone explain to me what it was about? i’m curious

don't worry guys regis is taking care of the bonk stick

>>30900922
Sheeeeeesh

>>30901129
Shes Achans underling
On stream shes a shy nervous OL with big tits and can draw

ngl I think I feel like absolute shit sisters after that Vesper stream. I still want to adore Axel and his antics so much but when I try thinking of him I can only imagine him awkwardly chatting with Nodoka-san and just trying to get along, not even trying to flirt. It hurts because I kind of wanted me to be that girl. God I hate this

kek

>>30901101
>Bae did this
Anon, sometimes you gotta meet your oshi and then see how if you still feel the same as before.

>>30901197

The next stream he's going to expose himself that he has a wife which is (You)

>>30901129
A-chan's stress ball in the form of a woman. Big tits, short brown hair, the works. And from the way Axel is obssessed over her the artwork of her seems to be accurate.

>>30900846
Shut the fuck up woman, you're completely fine with axel bullying vesper but the second he just talks about something it's the same cunts going "VESPER IS SO CRUEL TO THE INNOCENT DOG WHO DINDU NUFFIN" dumb cunt

if someone told my crush like that id drop to the floor and literally feel like i was dying

>>30901247
SIR DO NOT REDEEM SIR

>>30901236
as if girls cared that chad fucked a different pussy yesterday, as long as he's paying attention to them today it'll be fine

I think this was a dick move.
But I hope that somehow brings Axel and Nadoka closer or something at least

>>30901247
*tips supacha* Milord.

>>30901247
>Vesper is getting the Vox crowd
How we can save him, bros?

>>30901247
engish

>>30901247
holy cringe

>>30901206
she's a member of staff anon..

>>30901247
Good Morning sirs

>>30900965
Nothing is gonna happen to either of them, but it was a shit move.

>>30901283
dog deserved to get bullied after that last party stream where he bullied uncle nowa

How does he actually do good memeart especially for doing it with mouse and in paint, what the heck...

>>30901101
I know that's one of the reasons why I want to make it into gen 2. I have the good sense to not be a creep about it and won't actively pursue it, though.

https://youtu.be/MuWZ_tm_COc
Someone make an edit of this with Vesper firing the FINAL YAB at Axel while Altaire and magni run away.

>>30901247
We'll cross that bridge when we get there.

>>30901162
And IRyS!

>>30901260
get cucked, femoid

>>30901129
A shy and cute HoloJP staff member with obscenely huge tits that joined Cover quite recently.

I think the potential for a yab was greatly reduced by him not naming the fucking thing Nodoka Grip.
Nodoka is cute as hell tho.

>>30900965
for us? it's fun shitposting
for his chat? watch them run this to the ground

>>30901260
better you leave early then, tempus has proven that they have no interest in BFE shit

>>30901308
trick him into saying the T word on stream

Does Nodoka have any gachikois? She just appears on the official channel every now and then, right?
Also great taste Axel, Nodoka is a 10/10 qt

>schizos going apeshit from bro banter

>>30901324
Yeah, kind of douchy, uncle got too excited there.
Where the fuck are you Omega?

you already know nowa's had this one in the holster ever since axel made fun of him during the hot ones challenge

>>30901260
Or you could aspire to be a cool holo staff

>>30901101
Axel legit has a chance, what with being a singing dingo with himbo charm

>>30901260
>I kind of wanted me to be that girl.
please be in london

>>30901050
>A-chan x Altare
>Nowa x Yagoo
>Axel x Nodoka
>Magni x Shinove

>>30901162
Yeah, it should be ok but caution is better.

>>30901260
a man hand typed this

>>30901236
Females fight other females to get the attention of males. Same for Male talent unicorns. This won’t be a problem for Axel or any of the homos.

>>30901247
There's a negative chance vesper panders to them though

>>30901249
Male voice on stream, she lied about it but I forget what her excuse was, she got suspended. It's basically the reason such a big portion of her fanbase is EN because she lost a bunch of JP fans over it.

wait, so is it Nodoka or Nadoka?

>>30901369
Both her and a chan have oshi marks for fun so yes

bunch of faggots never been teased by his gang
cringe

>>30901260
now you know how teamates feel about once a month

>>30901171
Don't worry, once Magni streams we'll slide to the other side of the scale

why are you guys schizoing out? vesper took his revenge like he said he would

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1485120701141233666
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1485120701141233666
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1485120701141233666

OH NO NO NO

>>30901222
The same matsuri who's also said there's no such rule?

Im genuinely worried boys, Is Vesper gonna be trouble or Not?

>>30901376
Nah, not really. It's mostly just joking for keks. We're not unicorns here, right sisters? right?

So what the fuck are we gonna do for the next 2 weeks with Vesper suspended?
Can't wait for the "Dad in jail" memes.

Miyabi is about to beat FFXV, but I can't catch it. Looking forward to checking the archive for his reaction to the ending:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9H-E7Re20o

>>30901260
>femanon larp
Nice try bud

Nodoka is a good choice since she literally exists to be awkward and clumsy and cute, which every girl can strive to be.

>>30901272
I'm his brother from other mother

>>30901437
nodoka
she has the japanese word for "throat" in her name because she gives such great blowjosb

>>30901394
Sure, if we ignore they live on 2 different continents. I had a fling with someone from New Zealand, but back then I didn't have my life that together and wasn't a JP salarywomen. No, he doesn't have a chance.

>>30900965
Nah man, Axel wants to have a litter with Nodoka.

>>30901432
Iirc she said it was staff.

>>30901449
Towa baby

>>30901449
>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1485120701141233666
>666

>>30901247
SIR YES SIR

At least Axel went safe with a staff member. Imagine what would've happened if it was a Hololive (Jp - En) member

IMAGINE THE SHITSTORM

>>30901459
Nah. Altare gets away with worse shit.

>>30901432
> It's basically the reason such a big portion of her fanbase is EN because she lost a bunch of JP fans over it.

This info hasnt been true in over a year. Towas audience is over 90% japanese again

>>30901129
https://youtu.be/L1w1uTfGB1M
Achan’s target for bullying

>>30901464
wtf they have FF15 perms? how come none of the girls played it yet

Remember lads...

Based on Vesper's word, Axel just ADMIRES Nadoka. That's information, don't twist it.

>>30901432
she said that she never got suspended, that management was actually telling her to continue as usual, but she decided to take the time off to think things through.

>>30901050
I want to be Magni/10

>>30901449
Friend baby...

>>30901247
How much is triple serotonin?

>>30901197

What are the chances that we get an Axel x Nodoka collab out of this? It would be very cute watching him squirm in front of his crush

>>30901529
I think this is a nothingburger, but let's see how this holds up tomorrow after some bait threads have been and gone.

>>30901432
ooh i see, thanks for explaining it to me

>>30901514
Nowa wouldn't snitch on him if that were the case. Probably.

I love my based vampire husband!

>>30900965
cover might do some investigation or put vesper on suspension.
i really like streams so this affects me if i dont get them.

>>30901394
>orange man
>TRANSPACIFIC COCK
I see a pattern here

>>30901527
because women are terrible people and will only play things other members played and got big numbers from. they do not have souls.

>>30901507
Man...I wanted Towa Baby.

>>30901205
Alright then.

Yep, my BFE is ruined, thanks nowa.

>regis' "N word, white supremacist and kid hater" altare
>axel "I want to fuck the intern" syrios
>vesper "premartial sex is banned" noir
>magni "6 horas de sexo" dezmond
THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF BROTUBING

>>30901459
Mate, axel has gone on about how he basically loves rape and pillaging
You think teasing from the old man is really that bad

>>30901546
This but with Axel, DRAWANONS, DO IT

Laughing my ass off at the obvious girls ITT screaming yab.
Holy shit, get out more.

Axelchama... you should go for the Indopussy, they are in hololive to satisfy cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YX80lIi36w

>Nodoka caught wind of this
>distances herself from Axel like one thing he scared of the most; cute girl not liking him
>depressed dog arc

Hey bros I think Amelia Watson is kinda neat. Don't tell no one though.

This so funny kek

https://twitter.com/mostmsots/status/1559135982909267968?t=abuE2zPEIk5ycJuA06zOhg&s=19

>>30901113
c-cute..

>doesn't like when a cute girl says no
>wants to fuck nodoka
AXEL WILL GET KAORU'D

>>30901101
You don't truly love your oshii if you aren't willing to do the same

>>30901605
Not like this...

>>30901527
Japanese only.
The problem with alot of games is they have to get perms from the US since the US has its own voice actors and translation and stuff.

>>30901550
Does Nodoka do anything beyond announcements? I confess I barely watch staff stuff.

>>30901567
The fuck is wrong with you people
Jesus christ

>>30901247
This chick comments on every single one of Nowa oji's archives

Someone get this hamplanet away from our grandpa

>>30901529
You know that in this board Admires equals Wants to Hard Fuck.

>>30901541
Enough to cause serotonin syndrome, a medical emergency.

>>30901518
Okay, it involves other people so Im worried that someone involved might take this the wrong way.

Axel is the male version of Baelz, of course he was a secret admirered of someone.

>>30901260
i will be the last axelotl, larper-chan

>>30901635
Unironically this. I'm going to cuck the entirety of the rest of my oshi's fanbase in a few years.

>>30900965
It would've been a yab if it was one of the girls but since it's Stars nobody will care, they have a lot more leeway with this kind of thing

>>30901605
I can honestly imagine it happening. Nodoka will realise she's gotten too close, and now she'll aim to be more professional and distance herself.

>>30901633
no.
nonoononononononoonono pls no i like him

theres no way people are yabmongering this i'm still fucking laughing over how ruthlessly he tossed the dog under the bus lmfao

>>30901605
> Axel gets depressed and decides to get even more jacked
> Makes QnA streams about how to get big
> Eats on streams, screams "16 MILO SCOOPS BABEH"
> Holopro gets it's first protein brand partnershp

>>30901342
Go I love Office Ladies. I don't know if it's an age thing, but it's been among my top tags recently since slowly crossing the border into "older man". Perhaps what Axel said about him feeling older in the last Spore stream is true...

What a pairing made for fiction though, Axel and Nodoka. Axel already reads like a goddamn hardheaded anime man come to life.

What will the jpbros think of this? I'm curious

>>30901550
Wouldn't make sense unless it's some kind of Holo/stars collab.

>>30901664
Mressing Pate!

>>30901064
aye

>>30901529
Bae also admires my son and look how that got blown up

>>30901605
>distances herself
Thatd5be assuming she's close to him in any way, which I doubt.

CALLING IT RIGHT NOW: absolutely nothing will happen and there will be no reprimand because no one gives a fuck about Nodoka. Stars are built different.

>>30901633
Kaoru was in japan when he creampied Miko.
Axel is in japan so at best he will get KAORU'D because mama ratto finds him in the cuckshed

https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Harusaki_Nodoka

>>30901651
I know, but I want to attempt to remind at least people /here/ that Axel only admires Nadoka. Nothing more and nothing less.

I want Axel mating-press'ing Nodoka art, now.

>>30901605
I doubt they've ever even talked to each other anon

>>30901605
Girls like when boys are attracted to them.
And Axel I think from everything we know about him seems to be fairly attractive.

>>30900965
It's not a yab and neither was it rude. Nowa and Axel have great chemistry and bants

>>30901700
You just know the bants are going to get even better from here. Axel is going to have fun with this, I hope

>>30901623
Kek

>>30901703
this is what happens in the optimal timeline but i dont think we're going there

What was the other title? Twitter replies keeps saying it

>>30901700
>yabmongering
lmaoo

Hey women you know how you talk shit about your girlfriends behind their back and then one day they find out and you go on twitter tantrums for a month about it

This is like that but no one will care between them in 24 hrs and they will still be friends

>>30901623
dunno if you're out of the loop, but that was made by an anon from here >>30881935

>>30901633
>doesn't like when a cute girl says no
Rapist?

AYO?

now we know who the girl is

>>30901728
>no one gives a fuck about Nodoka
I do...

IF BAE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT THEN SO CAN AXEL

I'm new to the boys, do they read Supas or I shouldn't bother writing a message? Call me gay but I like to hear them read my comments ;_;.

I'm more curious about Regis since I think I'm liking him the most.

>>30901142
do you guys have this altare reaction but with red all over like his demon pics

>Regis saying he had a girlfriend
>Magni telling a superchat hes not into BFE
>Axel admiring a female jp staff
>Vesper to autistic for BFE
what went wrong

>>30901529
>"horny grip"
>a staff
>had to ask Altare which meant Axel himself did not gave any permission for it
It's fucking close to a yab

i only feel bad for axel fangirls

Axel lusts for THIS?

>>30901605
Then I swoop in for the rebound on axel. Good shit nowa. I can make him happy

>>30901754
Looking forward to Dingo revenge arc

>>30901793
yeah, me

axel really is the male bae...

>>30901236
girls love a taken man.

>>30900952
Unless you're terminally on twitter OR you religiously follow A-chan, you won't know who Nodoka is. The reason why Nodoka is beloved is simply because she's a big hololive fan (nousagi) herself and ended up making inroads with most HoloJPs by treating them exactly how they like to be treated. She's also a really good artist and likes to draw cute art whenever she hands out snacks to the talents

>>30901728
Exactly. Everything was carefully planned by Nowa to generate engagement without creating too many yabs.

>>30901807
Lucky for you pretty sure altare reads them all live.

>>30901792
ENTER

>>30901818
She is hot, I would lust for her too

>>30901735
>miko
it was rushia

>>30901601
Risu stop advertising yourself sexually here, unless it's to us anons

>>30901830
N-Nodoka?!

>>30901754
Axel seems to have incredibly thick skin, he'll be able to roll with this.

>>30901774
I'm not a regular

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BURY THE LIGHT
https://twitter.com/_Yobio_/status/1558768308937461760?t=MCcB63Y4FIj3DLsKqIIJcg&s=19

>>30901793
Yeah, me

>>30901816
yeah
the horny grip part makes it look worse compared to if he just said it casually

>>30901767
Hajimemashite, Nodoka-san. Axel Syrios desu, yoroshiku.

>>30901807
Altare reads all of them

That one Axel stalker status?

>>30901703
Going zyzz route. Holy shit, this would be kino

>dumb as rocks aussie himbo who lives off of chocolate milk, is obsessed with utaite and has a grade school crush on an intern
This will only make him more powerful

I wish I could see Axel's face when he reads what nowa said.

>>30901813
Absolutely nothing

>>30901807
Regis and Magni has the highest chance of getting your supa read.

While Vesper and Axel might miss/ignore due to being focused somewhere else in the game/stream.

>>30901834
I read that as Tekken and got excited

Like proper Idol tradition, the staff of a talent agency turns out to be best girl

>>30901813
this is what went right

>>30901791
He is actually into ryona

>>30901813
Nothing
They are the best brotuber group

>>30901813
>what went RIGHT
ftfy

>>30901813
You mean "what went right", because it's everything

https://twitter.com/_rurisuisen/status/1559204405383086080

>>30901398
>Nowa x Yagoo
not kronii

>>30901818
What are you gay?

>>30901852
LOL LMAO for real?

First time?

>>30901818
As a resident fujosister, even I would massively lust and horny grip over her. Sasuga Axel, amazing taste.

https://twitter.com/chunchumaru86/status/1559241562260967424

>>30901260
go apply for en3 to get some oshi interactions

>Axel's reaction once he's awake

the onahole of holopro
https://youtu.be/L1w1uTfGB1M

Nodoka's next stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RCSrs6H6k

Nodoka is really cool and seeing her streams with A chan where she kind of just accepts the RP abuse and makes cute noises I fully understand his obsession

>>30901993
Kronii...

>>30901807
Regis reads them all live and answers them during streams. Your good.

>>30901813
also magni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcZ2E34eIhc

jesus christ the more yabai tempus gets the more i love them

>missed another stream because it wasn't in the teamup

>>30902003
bruh

>>30902003
sauce?

>>30902015
>AYO WTF!?
>Vesper breaking the Ice allows him to collab with her next week
based Vesper wingmanning for Axel.

>>30901754
>>30901856
I like to think Axel will roll with the punches too, but every man has his limit. I really, REALLY like Axel despite him being a little awkward in solo streams. Sometimes I feel like he doesn't get enough props for what he does and can do. Compared to the other guys at least.

>>30902003
far from it

>>30902052
Click that bell button, anon, It was a Harambe stream

The worst that can come out of this situation is that guys will be less likely to share any "secrets" or fetishes with Nowa lol, knowing that he can't keep his mouth shut, that's pretty much all the possible consequences for him after the stream.

>>30902002
yeah, migo preg and kaoru x rushia happened at the same time that's why people got confused

>>30900922
Where is the Axel/Nodoka hetero art?

Has no one here met an Australian irl before? Axel will be fine lol.

>>30902052
it was a guerilla stream anon he usually never streams on mondays in the morning

>>30901959
Based doggy

Okay Okay I'm not worried anymore, a staff is involved so I was worried but if /mans/ says that nothing will happen but engagement then only engagement will happen.

>>30901260
if you're feeling too parasocial maybe take a step back and do something else for a while anon. axel's a good boy so i understand

>>30902080
A thread in the catalog

>>30902108
Give it time anon, coffee's still brewing

>>30901894
>Going zyzz route
>Dies young
They do say the brightest stars dies the fastest.

>>30901813
>Regis saying he had a girlfriend
That means he is literally fucking my oshi and all of her friends right now at this very moment, and that he only joined holostars to prey on them. This is the final yab. Mark my words.

>>30902098
I will NEVER like, subscribe or smash that like button

>>30902089
Mating press

>>30902015
There's a tempus collab later today, right?
I think we'll know if he's cool with this soon...

>>30902103
Uncle Nowa needs to stop being a snitch kek

>>30902108
>most people even know who nodoka is

>>30902088
TBF Vesper is Axel's biggest promoter and fan.

YEAH GAZ
HAVE YA SEEN THE FOCKIN TITS ON HER
JESAS JUMPING CHROIST
YA COULD CRACK OPEN A FACKING VB USING THEM BEAUTIES

>>30902166
Korean chads just keep winning

Axel is not allowed to get KAOUROED until he cover Wings of Terror
https://youtu.be/uPG_PAGR_rk

i have severe anxiety anon.
im well within my right to concern.

>>30901838
>ywn have a cute OL cake hand you a cookie while you're at the office checking the fax machine for new permissions

>>30900922
Good taste..

>>30902105
The fuck are you guys talking about. Context?

>>30901910
watches, you mean.

>>30902175
then shut the fuck up

>>30902108

>>30901623

>>30902103
This is nothing if you've seen the yabs that have happened in StarsJP. My bossu Shien has an entire copypasta dedicated to his yabs and it's beautiful.

Stars can get away with pretty much, almost anything as long as it doesn't involves the Hologirls themselves. Nodoka is just a staff member so it's not gonna matter.

>>30902103
Uncle Nowa needs a tardwrangler

>>30902240
AHHHHHH AXEL I FEEL YOU
I FEEL YOU VERY DEEPLY

>>30902116
How do Australian men talk about about their crushes?

>>30902252
people like to say that the reason why Kaoru was fired was because he went to the bed with one of the girls

wtf bros I thought I was the only one that faps to Nodoka..

Woof

>>30902213
I'm literally Korean though! It should have been me! Ame's disgusting, vile, sweaty, unshaven, hikki pussy should have been mine!

>>30901813
This will only make the yumejoshi more horny. Women want what they can't have.

>>30902213
That said if a Korean were confirmed to fuck any of the JP-adjacents at all it'd cause WWIII for sure

>>30902288
Just dont post Shiens feet kek

I'm starting to think they're bullying Axel a little too hard

>>30902318
Flare?

>>30902240
>checking the fax machine for new permissions
kek

>>30902108
>Bad boy/Cute girl
I can't wait

all right imagine this
axel decides to not say anything
he sits on it
then when tempus has their first off-collab he punches vesper in the stomach as reparations for embarrassing in front of thousands of people by sending the wrong message saying it while drawing horny art

>>30902366
then you're a pussy

>Nowa manager didn't privatize the vid
Nothingburger
nijiiniggers, chuuba unicons and other fags that don't belong here can fuck off now

>>30902366
He's gonna bring it up if it gets too rough

>>30901813
>Magni telling a superchat hes not into BFE
Source?

>>30902366
Axel exists to be bullied, it's part of his gap moe

If you guys have read Chainsaw man and not fall in love with office women, you're gay

>>30902285
This needs an Axel edit

Now... we wait... for the results...

>>30902366
I think that's because others are clowns in themselves, but Axel works best by bouncing off others. But yeah, a bit.

>>30902366
Exaclty my point Pentomo-san.

>>30902089
My cute daughter.....

>>30902394
kek, you can feel the repressed emotions in this bitch, lmao

>>30902366
did you even watch the Pummel Party stream you dumbass?

>Axel lusting after a short stacked OL
BASED

>>30902366
Hes a head empty himbo who likely says cunt 50 times in a sentence
Theres no such as bullying a bogan theyll just throw it right back at you like a mirror

I seriously doubt management is going to give a fuck about a few sisters trying to start shit. I mean what are they gonna do? Try to harass Nodoka when A-chan is streaming? They would have to know Japanese first.

>>30901807
Regis has read all of his SCs so far, other than the ones from the 2 karaokes.

>>30902288
Someone post the Shiendown kek

>>30902399
Okay im good now, I can still look forward to Noir streams

>>30902366
He's an aussie and a male, he can handle the bants.

>>30902262
I believe he'll check twatter first.

>>30902366
They're men, they'll say it if they're not comfortable with it

Axel wants to mating press THIS?????
https://twitter.com/ToumaXKyou/status/1556277562879315968

You know, lucky Nadoka, Axel is a fucking catch of a male!

Damn you Nowa! Why you gotta be a snitch!


Still love ya tho

>>30901197
Masterpiece

>>30902395
This, Axel is a man, and they're a group of dudes
if Vesper went too far, they'll talk it out, they aren't a bunch of friendless dweebs imagining how they'd beat their bullet 10 years after they've graduated college.

im only scared because nothing like this happened before.

The only thing I learned today is Nowa cannot keep secrets to save his life. Someone wrangle this man.

>>30902366
He can take it pretty well, I'm sure they're good enough friends that they know their limits on teasing Axel.

>>30902083
Bae getting pushed by Ollie eventually got her the Roberu connection. Roberu being a devout fan of Chiyuki from im@s got him a collab with Shibasaki Noriko. So if she's cool with it, then maybe he can one day collab with her for a promotion event. Maybe even for StarsEN2 like with A-chan and Ollie/Bae.

>>30902463
He has patrician taste.

>>30901807
just dont be an idiot about it or you will get scolded

>>30901871
Why live if you'll never see Uncle Nowa clear Bloody Palace as Vergil on stream

>>30902466
>Hes a head empty himbo who likely says cunt 50 times in a sentence

>>30902431
IRyS probably enjoying this shit in the closet kek

>>30902555
The magic of being orange men... sasuga...

>>30902426
Tearing a hole in stockings and unbuttoning half-transparent white blouses is a thought that gets me more diamonds than any basic tier schoolgirl shit

OL neesan is the superior taste

>>30902318
kek, and he fucked Rushia? And what is the Migo thing?

"im a squealer"
-uncle nowa

>>30902288
To be fair, all the Shien shenanigans are self confessed and inflicted.

Ayo...that old man is kinda a snitch tho... he lookin like a snitch for real...

>stream still up
yeah, we're good. tourists out now

>>30902417
Not sure what anon is refering to, I can only think of that Spore stream where someone asked Magni to be his boyfriend and Magni seemed disgusted for the idea or smth

>>30902426
I don't read manga or watch anime

>>30902555
ayo, you're actually right. If Axel is smart he'll use this opportunity to his advantage and fuck nodoka

Fuck I missed the art stream, rain makes me sleepy

>>30902368
Nah, one of the other two mentioned but even then. His wife confirmed nothing happened but at least he is doing good now. Now back to messing with the dingo

Why didn't Regis stop him?

>>30902288
Care to share the Shien copypasta anon? I don't watch JPstars but bossu always seemed cool.
Also, this is definitely a nothingburger but staff might want to have a word with Nowa about it. Probably all behind the scenes with no visible repercussions. Personally, I just don't want Axel to feel like Nowa's betrayed his trust or something.

>>30902240
made me chuckle. If Germany and Japan have one thing in common, it is their undying love for outdated, useless bureaucracy. The only two countries I know of where being a lifelong low level public servant is a legit and common early career aspiration.

>>30902549
He had to do it, the chat was probbing him with questions on why he gave Axel the horny grip meme. Hell, even shitposters here was calling Nowa a pedophile for the lack of context.

>>30902666
Because regis has said worse shit on his own stream kek

>>30902656
>spoiler
I need this to happen, get my boy some of that

>>30902666
>666
he likes the chaos

>>30902666
Why would you expect the biggest yab machine to stop him?

>>30902317
My Aussie friend who's 28 is really shy when it comes to romantic stuff (and would compliment someone he likes in the same way Axel did about Nodoka lol), but they can really take a joke and laugh things off. They all have that 'fuck it' outlook on life.

>>30902666
Didn't want to be responsible of his friend's actions on this one.

>>30902366
bro they teamed up on him in pummel party and he came out on top he can handle the bantz

>>30902608
Those are rrats anon, Miko took a long break once but that was it

I thought it was going to be a celeb or some utaite but holy fuck I wouldn't have expected Nodoka in a million years

Okay im not worried wirh management now but I wonder if the boys will not tell secrets to Noir anymore now that we've seen that Noir isnt gonna stop at nothing.