/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ike love!

wuca wuca!

MARIA'S SNEEZE UOOOGHHHH

vore

>>30876719
You came to the wrong neighborhood mother fucker.

Luca love! I miss him!

I'm just gonna say it.
I think Iluna sucks. I don't care about fake unity, I don't care about 'noooo you can't say that you have to like everybody', I don't care how many people get upset by my take on this, I just don't fucking care.
What I do care about is the quality of streamers we have and this latest wave has undoubtedly left a significant dent in the overall quality we have come to expect. Iluna has dropped our average down by quite a large margin.
Non of them seem to have any idea what they'd doing. I mean I'll admit I am slightly bias towards Maria because her model does it for me, I like her voice too, but her taste in games has been basic as fuck. She's the only one who could do anything worthwhile.
Ren has the numbers, everytime I check his streams he's doing well numberwise, but his content is shit. I genuinely believe the only reason he's doing well is because he has the 12yo girl audience but his content certainly isn't to my taste.
Kyo is just annoying, I know he has a cult following here but his voice and attitude filter me so much so that nothing else he does could make me watch him.
Aia has an annoying voice, shit taste in games, shit political views and no redeeming qualities.
Scarle is a brainlet, once again I can't stand her voice, her stream ideas are at least creative but you know what? Creative though they might be they're still shit. I give her kudos for trying on that front but it's not for me. I already have my handcam streamers too. She's just too dumb for me to be able to handle and not in the 'cute retard' way that all of the other girls have seemingly mastered, she's just straight up retarded.
What was the fucking point of Iluna? Now we're getting another male only wave, boy I can't wait for that! A bunch of faggots who will only play competitive FPS and some moba kusoge.

I don't like the direction Nijisanji EN is going. I refuse to believe that out of all the people who applied to join for the Iluna wave that the best of the lot was the fucking garbage we got.

Do I sound like I'm mad? It's because I am, I worked myself up into a rage typing this shit. Imagine how many cool and passionate vtuber hopefuls sent in their applications and were immediately disregarded for these shit tier ones we actually got just because they were pulling good numbers (MOST OF WHICH WERE DEAD SUBS BTW) in their PLs. You'd think that they would have learned that good PL numbers does not translate to being a good vtuber. See Yugo.
See you won't get these sort of thoughts anywhere else because everyone just wants to feign being nice to each other. I'm bringing you this shit from the street.
Dark days lay ahead if this is the sort of quality and direction NijisanjiEN is aiming for now.
I'd rather have more Elira nepotism hires than this shit we've been getting.

Enna. Ai yo.

Phallophobia!

4chan dark mode suck!!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maria would only grab someone who wants to play Don't Starve because "it's not an easy game". I know the girls have played DST before.

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

Sisters I kneel

https://twitter.com/RenZott0/status/1559083566885388290

How do I save Mysta?

"CUNT"

It's D-Day, Briskadets. Sonny is officially revived and kicking after two days of being away for the NIJI Koshien! He is the underrated MVP of my heart.

@30876758 hey man! can i get a tldr at least?

@30876758
>No image
>Using it straight away
You soiled it.

>>30876627
I keep seeing this train of thought but I think it's just a cope. Why would they want to escape Luxiem's audience when they're funding the branch? Pretty obvious they're trying to leverage that audience into someone like Kanae or Kuzuha that does both gaming and BFE after seeing how segregated the fanbases of the guys and girls are.

It's not gonna work obviously, I imagine they'll just hire people like Aster who try to mix gaming and being a whore and it just filters both audiences instead of uniting them. It doesn't matter how good at games someone is, if they're a massive whore I'll be cringing every time I turn on their stream.

>>30876776
PENIS SUCKS

That essay somehow looks longer without the Pomu image attached

I have a penis, and I am in the extreme minority in this thread

No schedules?

why are lucubs like this

If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

>>30876819
That's a lot of words just to say you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>30876849
pony....

Nina Love!

>>30876830
it's more than three paragraphs long my big screen makes it look smaller than it is

I’m more sad that Koshien is over than Shinsoku losing… I know there’s an exhibition match but then it’ll be over for real… my baseball anime…

>>30876871
Is this the Chink website

anyone have the transcript for this?

>>30876871
>except Nina
HOLY BASED

maria really likes that seffyna song lmao

>>30876887
good, baseball is fucking boring.

>>30876849
Shu needs time to confirm with all the collabs organizers for his schedule please understand

>>30876871
actually based

Comin’ at ya, comin’ at ya
Comin’ ’round again
Shake it up when I step in
Richter scale 10 (ah)
Storm and thunder, going under
Yeah, I get intense
No remorse, full force ahead

>>30876849
I'm starting to understand why Mystakes hating their oshi is a thing

>>30876880
I'm glad you stick around Nina Love poster

I'm gonna say it.
I think Anon sucks. I don't care about fake unity through ERP anymore.

>>30876915
I’m sorry you couldn’t get on with the hype

Akina is almost halfway through his Fall Guys arc

>>30876871
dangerously based

>>30876909
She loves money.

>>30876819
Luxiem viewer will just latch and filter any form of male fanabse for new boys. they are a blessing and a curse.

>>30876871
>EN girls are all good except nina
FUCKING B-B-B-B-B-BASED CHINKS

>>30876871
It's downright painful seeing Luxiem fans be so fake like this.

>>30876871
>from the most liked female en to the most hated
what went wrong...

Earthquake here in southern flipland

>>30876871
Actually based, but kys for even going there.
And besides, majority of Lucubs are from NA, so the Ringfit fiasco did some good at least.

>>30876887
WHY DID YOU THROW MAYU

>>30876871
It's like looking at this thread

>>30876899
You fucking asshole! You're lucky you died! You're lucky you died! I will never, I will, I will report you, I will report you every fucking time I see you, you better not join another game or I will report you. I will die upon seeing your name, I will die each time so that I can report you so that you will never play another fucking game, another game of Fall Guys in your fucking life! [Heavy breathing] If you like this game, I hope you love this game. I hope you play this game every day. I hope this game is your life. I hope that the next time I fucking see you, that you are on Twitter crying, crying big ol crocodile tears because, "Uuuo-h the big meanie VTuber reported me! They- they reported me so I never get to play Fall Guys again." I'm gonna, I'm gonna send- I'm gonna hack your computer, this is the consequences of your actions! And I'm gonna, I'm gonna find your IP address and I'm gonna send it to Fall Guys Inc. I'm gonna tell them, "This person, this person is single-handedly taking down Fall Guys!" And they're gonna be like, "Woah, thank you so much Pomu Rainpuff. Your- we're your number one fan!" And so- and so! You'll never be able to play, you'll never even be able to think about Fall Guys. If you think- I'm gonna put a tracker in your brain. I'm literally going to crawl into your head, tonight, I am going to crawl into your ears tonight and I'm going to plant a tracker on your brain so whenever you think about Fall Guys you will be electrically shocked, from the inside out! And anytime you think about hugging someone, anytime you think about kissing someone, anytime you even try to touch yourself, you will be shocked! You will forever, forever be alone!

>>30876849
let me tell you right now
>collab #1
>collab #2
>collab #3
>collab #4
>collab #5
>solo stream

>>30876974
stay safe flippers

>>30876871
THROUGH NINA HATE UNITY

>>30876982
She shitposts as naturally as she breathes

>>30876977
>majority of Lucubs are from NA
Anon?

>>30876988
Earthquake already ended when I typed that.

>>30876977
wait whats wrong with bilibili

Is Aia ok

>>30877013
Anon?

>>30876871
I chuckled

>>30877029
She worries me

>>30877013
its true, luca told us his own statistics for his channel and majority of his viewers are NA

>>30876984
this but 6 collabs and 1 solo stream

I am also excited to hear more of Maria's singing.

AAAAAAA MY AUTISM WHY IS MARIA’S FARM SO RANDOMLY ARRANGED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXQOzhflQ_c
>makes niji audition tips video despite not getting in with atrocious audition tape
>makes a niji tier list
Is this the true nijileech?

How do I show Elira the pleasure that only a penis can bring if she's deathly afraid of them?

>>30876977
>majority of Lucubs are from NA
rumao

>>30877054
When did he say that

>>30877029
She's numberfagging, of course she's not ok

>self-promoting

>>30877104
Anon?

Who hasn’t posted a schedule yet?

Aia is finished.

>>30876871
KEK i almost type cute and wholesome before reading the second reply

>>30877118
me

>>30877106
in one of his recent streams, i think it was pokemon finale

>>30877111
Say a lot about Pomu

>>30877029
>>30877111
What happened to her?

>>30877013
Yes, anon. Luca's timeslot gained him a lot of NA viewers that told him that they watch his stream and then go to sleep. I didn't know Luca streamed so late at their time, I thought he streamed at like 7pm for them.
>>30877106
It's probably on his pokemon zatsu.

>>30876967
flew too close to the sun and burned

I HATE THE CHINESE
I HATE THE JEW
THE CHRIST
THE ISLAM
HATE

>>30877013
>>30877104
Please watch streams.
He even looked it at his channel statistics and was genuinely shocked.
No wonder his tickets sold out quicker than Vox and Mysta.

>>30877144
Pomu is the best kind of menhera, one that channels her insanity into content and doesn't let it consume her.

>>30876871
Maybe lucubs aren't so bad afterall

>>30877148
She's doing gfe now.

>>30877176
Don’t use my oshi to spread hate

What the fuck I love these

>>30876967
>most liked
When did that happen

I think I might hate my oshi

>>30877203
aloufeet protectors

>>30877106
>>30877143
heres the timestamp
https://youtu.be/piEVnW2G3SE?t=12744

>>30877201
But he HAAAAAAAAATES homos and trannies...

HELL YEAH BROTHER

>>30877185
Annie is in NA

>>30877230
Homos and trannies aren’t chinese or any of those religion, come on

>>30877212
I did for a while too but then I came back around to loving him.

>>30877148
She felt bad about her scuffed stream earlier and did a guerrilla stream where she teased us suggestively with smooches, lap pillows, and her sexy big sister voice.

>>30877210
She was well-liked by chink Luxiem fans because she organized offcollabs

>>30877210
Luxiem sisters loved her outside of /here/

>>30877212
Pomudachi...

>>30877185
Ike....

>>30877212
Mystake...

>>30877230
>>30877176
why do poltards always complain about "leftists" injecting politics in everything and then pulls shit like this constantly? projection?

What are the chances Aia cried herself to sleep tonight?

>>30877233
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

>>30877100

>>30877212
Yaminion...

>>30877230
hes friends with too many homos to hate them

>>30877005
it's sad how nothing stuck as much as the minecraft copy pasta tho

>>30876871
>>30877256
This is outside

I will watch Aia if she goes on full groomer with her viewers

>>30876978
That's what a pitcher is meant to do

>>30877245
It's still hate!

>>30877199
>>30877247
Maybe this will be better for her? I feel like she doesn’t really know what to do as a vtuber

>>30877212
Yaminion...

>>30877210
She was the most liked female EN by the CN side due to her doting Luxiem, but they did a 180 after the dead dying channel incident. Now she's the most hated there...

>>30877278
89%

Maria finally turned off playback, who told her?

>>30877199
wtf, I love Aia now

wait, Aia now sounds like something else...

>>30877199
Excellent I will now give her a try.

>>30877261
Ike sold the fastest.
Idk about Shu's though.

anybody has that fuuchan holding a wine glass image?

>any girls starts doing gfe
>sisters are already seething

>>30877212
aloupeep....

>>30877296
I wish the 30 year to become a fairy was milked more but at the same time it's sad because I'm almost there

>>30877278
Unlikely, but girls crying themselves to sleep is always cute.
Knowing Pomu and Elira have both done it frequently makes me feel less bad about how often I cry too.

How can we save Aia?

I've got a confession to make.
It's probably a low IQ take, but my favourite posts in these threads are these sorts
>>30877258
>>30877261
>>30877270
>>30877290
Am I a brainlet for finding these sorts of posts so amusing? I don't know what it is about them. They're so simple and yet so satisfying

>>30877331
shu's took about 4 hours so ike and luca sold out the fastest

>>30877310
Just because he’s uncomfortable with homos and trannies doesn’t mean he hates them too

>>30877331
6 hours

>>30877229
Watch them say that statistics can't be trusted just like how they did with his gender ratio too

I'm just gonna say it.
I think Rosemi-sama rocks. I only care about Rosemi-sama, I don't care about 'noooo you can't say that you have to watch everybody', I don't care how many people get upset by my take on this, I just don't plucking care.
What I do care about is the Rosemi-sama and only Rosemi-sama. Rosemi-sama has improved by quite a large margin.
Rosemi-sama knows exactly what she's doing. I mean I'll admit I am slightly bias towards Rosemi-sama because her model does UOOOOOHH for me, I love her voice too and I don't care about her taste in games . She's the only one who could do anything worthwhile.
Rosemi-sama doesn't care about the numbers, everytime I check her streams she's doing well numberwise and her content is kino. I genuinely believe the only reason she's doing well is because she has the WOSEBUD audience and her content certainly caters to my taste.
Rosemi-sama is just amazing, I know she has a cult following here but her voice and attitude turn me so much so that everything she does make me watch her.
Rosemi-sama has an angelic voice, good taste in games, doesn't care about political views and has unlimited good qualities.
Rosemi-sama is a genius, once again I love her voice, her stream ideas are creative but you know what? Creative though they might be sometimes I concern for her safety. I give her kudos for trying on that front yeah she's for me. She one of the best handcam streamers too. She's just too cute for me to be able to handle and not in the 'cute imouto' way that all of the other girls have seemingly mastered, she's just straight up plucking adorable.
Rosemi-sama. ROSEMI-SAAMAAAA... Now we're getting another male only wave, but I don't care about that! A bunch of pentomos who will only play competitive FPS and some moba kusoge. Who plucking cares? Watch da wose instead.

I like the direction Rosemi-sama is going. Huh? Iluna? What about them? I only watch Rosemi-sama.

Do I sound like I'm enlightened? Because I'm not, I worked myself up into a UOOHH sage state typing this stuff. Imagine how many cool and passionate vtuber hopefuls sent in their applications honestly I don't care (MOST OF WHICH ARE NOT ROSEMI-SAMA BTW). You'd think that they would have learned that the great Rosemi-sama is the most perfect being in the world. See Rosemi-sama.
See you won't get these sort of philosophical introspections anywhere else because everyone just wants to watch other vtubers and not Rosemi-sama. I'm bringing you this stuff from the gym.
Cute fun days lay ahead if this is the sort of quality and direction Rosemi-sama is aiming for now.
I'd rather have more Rosemi-sama than no Rosemi-sama at all!

>>30877352
Anon...

>>30877352
I wouldn’t say satisfying, but they’re funny from time to time yes

>>30877347
insert dong

>>30877279
Oh, she can take off her things? Nice.

>>30876733
When did this happen?

>>30877377
Go back to Twitter briskacuck
>>>/Twitter/

I'm just gonna say it.

I

>>30877331
Ike 30 miutes
Luca 2-3 hours
Vox 4 hours
Shu 6 hours
Mysta 1 day

>>30877346
There's nothing like a good cry to wash away the sadness. I do it too.

>>30877383
holy based post

>>30877297
Did you even read the chain of replies

>>30877352
Anonymous...

>>30877383

>>30877383
cute maripet

what the fuck is maria talking about...

Maria didn't get in the first time she auditioned

>>30877321
Why would they care about the dying dead channel incident when it didn't involve the boys.
It was from her "sexually harrassing" Luca by telling him to unbotton the top buttons and "forcing them to play pockey game"...

Maria saying she applied multiple times for NijiEN, considering they've only had 3 female auditions I wonder if she auditioned for Lazulight?

>any boys start doing bfe
>brothers are already seething

>>30877383
I'm sorry I see what you did there and I appreciate it and you are so based and correct but I'm still not reading all that

>>30877398
in a stream im 90% sure has been deleted from his channel now

Maria was a nijiEN reject...

>>30877383
I'm just gonna say it.
I like this copypasta already

>>30877347
Make her happy

>>30876644
How does advertising work?
Human memory has 3 levels.
-- Short term memory
Things in this level are forgotten after a couple minutes
-- medium term memory
Things in this level are forgotten after a couple days/weeks
-- long term memory
Things in this level are remembered, literally forever. The long-term memory capacity of a human is huge, and also 100% permanent. Something in there will never leave, this is scientifically proven.

The goal of advertising is getting something into someone's long-term memory. That becomes a "hook" in their brain that you can grab onto. As anyone who studies for a test knows, there is a technique for getting something into your long term memory. You have to be exposed to it 3 times at least, over the course of a few weeks. That ensures it will pass into your long term memory and you will remember it permanently.

Advertising works this way too, you have to expose the consumer to a brand-name at least 3 times over varying intervals to get it into their long term memory. Once that hook is in their brain, you can pull on it again later on. With an advertising jingle, or slogan, or image, you can resurface those memories. Entire franchises are actually built on advertising that was sunk into the brains of older people which they are recalling later for a quick buck, with a "reboot" or "rehash" of an old series.

Real estate in the human brain is not cheap, and the price is rising all the time. Someone can only keep a few hundred names in their head at any given time. All of these brand-names and slogans are shouting desperately from the billboards and street signs for attention, more of them every day. We're at the point where a national advertising campaign costs many billions of dollars. The kind of name-recognition an international celebrity has is literally priced in the billions. It's why politicians with celebrity names, or legacy names, have a drastically better chance of being elected, they already have billions worth of name recognition advantage over their opponent.

Thus, I think that if you stop broadcasting content, you lose your valuable real estate in people's minds, and people forget. Their habits change, they lose interest, they move on. It's a disaster. You still have the hook in their brain, but pulling on those hooks and getting your name into their active memory is time consuming and arduous, and you lose a lot of people. That's why I think consistency of content is absolutely vital, critical. Even if the content is cheap, low effort, low quality, just as long as your name is pushed into their brain every day.

>>30877443
>>30877445
I wish she was in Finana’s spot instead of what we got

>>30877448
hit a nerve sis?

>>30877377
Stop inserting your brown SEAnigger everywhere faggot

i can smell it, the dick loving pomudachis, they're coming

Since he isn't posting it for a while yet, Ike's schedule will have a lot of collabs just like everyone, but I'm actually weirdly happy about it. He almost never joins big collabs and events, has mostly solo streams, looking at his vods it's very obvious just how little collabs he has, there are whole weeks without one or if there are some they are 2-4 people. But I like seeing him with everyone, so this week feels rather nice, even though I think they could've spaced out the duck and sus game a bit more instead of doing it in one week... And seisoxiem collab (+cat) is something I wanted again for a while now.
So, luxnoc, ddg, among us, roblox are all going to be there, one stream later today that is still unknown and either a rest day or a solo stream. It will be fun.

>>30877261
>>30877331
I still can't believe ike's ticket sold out the fastest. Speaking as a quilldren I thought he has the least NA audience out of the luxiem boys. Did someone with five accounts bought two hours worth of timeslots? Did his extremely rich jp sisters buy these despite the location? Good for them though

I need more tkmizu-esque art of Enna and Millie

<3 Ike!

>>30877377
I don't mind the ship, but I don't like the art style.

>>30877412
How do we save Mysta?

are lucubs female dragoons?

>>30877412
I'm going to cope and say that the reason why luca and ike are not invited in nijifes is because majority of their audience is not jp

>>30877377
>luca
i hate this twitfaggot so much is unreal

>>30877491

>>30877415
I wish I could cry again, the last time was years ago watching the translated Touhou Osana Reimu for the first time

imagine losing audition to a fucking Reimu

>>30877511
Luca can't sing

>>30877475
Looks like I hit one, bro

Whore soon:
https://youtu.be/RlYtqERhads
https://youtu.be/RlYtqERhads
https://youtu.be/RlYtqERhads

Wonder why Maria got rejected multiple times

>>30877445
Imagine if she got Enna's spot.

>>30877505
lol no, they are a bunch of cucks
see >>30877377

>>30877527
>Osana Reimu
holy shit I haven't thought about this in years

>>30877514
Oof sorry I didn’t mean to reply

>>30877535
I post it first bish

>>30877482
im still confused by that, not in a bad way but his times are horrible for NA folk. i really want to know how he sold out the fastest

>>30877472
When she said it I immediately thought of Finana too. If Maria was in Finana's place would Lazulight have more unity? Pomu would have had a fellow idol otaku to talk to from the start and she's more willing to go along with Pomu/Elira's roleplaying in collabs compared to Finana who just plays the game by herself.

No offense to Finana but if we got the same exact livers in a different order I wonder how different NijiEN would be...Finana being in Ethyria with Millie or Enna's model could've been interesting.

huh sonny's back and I'm not even excited

I procrastinated by cleaning my stove-top

I hope management change endou name to whatever
There's only one reimu and it's from 2hu

>>30877537
her audition videos might have been shit

>>30877533
like mysta and vox can..

>>30877353
>>30877369
Shu......
>>30877412
Mysta...

>>30877314
It's better for my dick

>>30877527
that's like 10 years ago...

>>30877537
She can sing but it's boring as a sin

>>30877533
like shu can...

>>30877537
The ones who got accepted were that good.

>>30877533
>mysta
>vox
>can sing

>>30877537
To protect her from Pomu.

>>30877533
Luca sings better than shu mysta and vox.

I'm gonna say it

FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-- BRUH

>>30877552
keep seething at the males

>>30877377
Another one for my collection.
Thanks drawanon!

>>30877547
it's okay lucub

>>30877596

This is not Rosemi. She is nothing like Rosemi.
There is no similarity to Rosemi.

>>30877556
because he was /here/ with us

>>30877557
I should be doing my workout but I feel sleepy so I tried to take a nap but now I can’t sleep. Now I’m procrastinating by posting here…

>>30877599
I never seethe at the males lmao why are you projecting

>>30877478
I'm looking forward to seisoxiem + cat roblox a lot. Alban will undoubtedly go for matching Luca in gremlin energy rather than making risque jokes and is a good 4th for the collab but on the other hand it's funny to think that they have have the two most pure guys and Ike who may be degen but keeps his perversions off stream and then sexcat

>>30877533
Pomudachi really just find any reason to shit on other livers don't they

>>30877511
They picked Vox and Mysta for numbers and Shu because he's the JP guy. Just tough luck for the others.
source: the voices in my head

Kyo sings better than Luca

>>30877533
luca sings better than all the men in nijien

>>30877614
She could’ve been Rosemi but she got rejected

maria is a nipple nicker

>>30877279
anon, making fun of the cough is old and gay, now you should be masturbating.

>>30877614
Rosemi is actually funny.

>>30877648
lol

>>30877614
Cute pic of Rosemi anon!

>>30877648
i dont think its nice to lie anon

>>30877628
I wish my sisters had thicker skin or a sense of humor...

>>30877614
that is rosmery

I believe Mysta's schedule next week will be better. I want to believe...

>>30877596
Nigger

>>30877537
She doesn't have any vtubing experience.
Her PL was an utaite/amateur idol who uploaded sexy dance videos and occasionally livestreamed. If she sent them clips of those streams it would be clear she's not ready to be a vtuber unless she can be more high energy.
Even watching her current livestreams she doesn't have any bgm and her mic volume is always so low it makes me sleepy. Niji would really benefit from proper vtuber training before they debut.

>>30877551
maybe because ike tweeted out the link to his meet and greet the moment sales opened? afaik luca only tweeted after his tickets sold out.

>>30877631
Luca will somehow rile up Shu and Ike and Alban being the good little brother will join him

>>30877636
Vox superchat
Mysta ccv
Shu merch

>>30877648
take your meds, anon.

>>30877448
I'm gay, so I'm fine with either.

>>30877529
Reimu got hired because of her singing

>>30877576

>>30877681
das crazy

>>30877687
>proper vtuber training before they debut
So VTA for EN?

>>30877704
based

>>30877628
You're doing it right now, keep seething

I'm jerking off while I read this thread right now.

>>30877709
>hired for her singing
>never sings

i have a genuine complaint about maria, she called herself chuuni while shes fucking not. i feel cheated...

>>30877511
it’s only because limited spots. i’m sure they would’ve invited everyone if they could. hoping next year all of them can be invited, in 3d even!

>all men start doing bfe.
>uki

>>30877721
Do you think we'll cum at the same time?

>>30877709
>hired because of her singing
>sucks at singing

>>30877727
>got tricked by marketing

>>30877756
don't ever fucking talk shit about my wife again

>Rosemi actually came to 4chan, made a thread here promoting herself and was immediately called a nigger
This is so sad...

>>30877727
Shu should be the chuuni

>>30877738
>>all men start doing bfe.
What would it take for Shu to start doing bfe

DO YOUR JAPANESE REPS RIGHT NOW ANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DO THEM RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I'M GOING TO BASH YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T U FUCKING GAIJIN

>>30877631
In the first one Luca went all over the place so Shu and Ike mostly stuck together while chasing after him, so I'm really excited to see what the sexcat does to this dynamic. I wonder if having one more gremlin around will properly break Ike's straight man act to join in on the fun.

>>30877738
Uki is fae (fujoshi audience experience)

>>30877636
Surprised they didn’t get all of Luxiem, glad but surprised, guess it would look bad so they chose not to do it but that didn’t scare them other times. Maybe it wasn’t management who chose who went

>>30877756
Can't tell if this is bait or not

>>30877785
?

can we have some positivity in the thread and praise a nijisanji liver that isn’t our oshi or something

I need more schedules

SOnny In 5 MinUtes!

>>30877785
it wasn't her lol

>>30877738
He's already doing the best (gay) friend experience

>>30877686
it could be that but then it would have to explain why shu sold out at 6 hours despite doing the same thing and streaming at friendly NA times

>>30877534
That picture is giving me inappropriate feelings.

>>30877811
no

>>30877820
Who was it?

>>30877785
The promotion thread was bait, Rosemi's the one that called the OP nigger for making her look retarded.

>>30877687
Luca’s already telling his fans that it’s fine if they don’t have streaming experience and should just believe in themselves and be confident, we all know how it’ll be from now on

>>30877848
me

I'm watching JP livers that counts right?

>>30877775
>got hired due to her singing
>uses said talent to suck Vox's cock
Sasuga cuck

>>30877860
ok rosemi

why talk about things you hate when you can talk about things that make you happy?

>>30877848
pokemon #218

>>30877820
the way she typed and formatted that thread was exactly like she did with her promotional threads on reddit. It was her, who else would promote some random jp 2 view

>>30877811

I do it everyday but im generally ignored, I wont stop though, I havent stopped since lazulight debut

>>30877848
me

OMG I JUST FOUND KYO'S RM HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS HOLY COW

Elira actually went to school in Japan?

>>30877796
killing the current shu and changing his va

>>30877875
because we're in permanent raid mode

>>30877811
Fuck all the female livers specifically.

damn who the fuck is this noisy mod on Maria's chat

Would an EN VTA work?

>>30877890
Someone might laugh on twitter

>>30877093
Where's his audition tape?

>>30877800
Please scold me to do my streaming reps

>>30877800
Dubs and localized translations are better

>>30877899
no VTA does more then streamer practice, there is hook ups for singing practice and dance practice among other things

>>30877890
das crazy

I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO IGNORE ME YOU FUCKING RETARD
I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!
DO YOUR REPS
NIHONGO DESU NE
DO YOUR FUCKING JAPANESE REPS RIGHT NOW
DON'T AVOID THEM YOU COCKSUCKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO YOUR REPS

>>30877800
Do your kanji reps elira!

>>30877785
wait what, did this actually happen?

>>30877890
He looks ugly in there. Here's one where he at least looks cute

>>30877933
I know 50 kanji that's enough for me

>>30877890
i dont get it

>>30877882
that’s nice of you anon. i do that too if i’m watching someone that isn’t my oshi.

This is my fantasy koshien Nijisanji team
>Coach: Nui
>Pitchers: Kenmochi (Main)
>Subs: Chihiro, Millie and Enna

>Batters: Rosemi, Amamiya, Alice, Mao, Eli, Petra, Rine, Ririmu, Millie, Roa, Naraka, Emma, Ike and Suo.
They are going to win the koshienbowl next year for sure!

>>30877828
I guess Ike's NA fans like him enough to spend money on him fast. Shu streams during NA times but it seems most of yaminions who spend on him are not NA.

>>30877811
I do this already but I'm not an attentionwhore about it.

>>30877631
The word 'sexcat' always made me chuckle. I really look forward to how sexcat bounce with seisoxiem, he gets along really well with ike's vocaloid spergs too.

>>30877727
I was so excited for a chuuni speech like: I'M A DOLL OF DARKNESS... i was cursed by a witch that envies my cuteness too much! Sometimes my left eye gets hurt AUGHHH UOHHH... hey, what do you mean i'm being too over the top!! I-it really hurts, you know! Especially when i get too close to a magic source...! Hey! don't pull my eyepatch! Normal humans won't be able to endure such concentrated curse level WAAHH you opened it! You opened it! No, it's not a normal eye, what are you talking about?!

But all we get is a cute imouto. She's cute, but where's my chuuni doll, damn it!!

Bros, what do you think about my rrat is that 1-2 pro fps players that are close to NijiEN expressed will to join, which led to NijiEN opening Gamer auditions to fill other slots?

>>30877796
his girlfriend doesn't allow him to do bfe.

>>30877965
>Chihiro
>Amamya
>Ike
anon... you were watching yesterday, weren't you?

>>30877933
I will you fuck

>>30877811
LMAO

>>30877978
if it's rpr and ipn I will fucking anti the whole company

>>30877775
Get off here and post your schedule Vox

>>30877969
cant wait to see if its multiple people or just a small group of rich girls when i go to the convention

It's Sonny time! I missed him so much ; ;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlYtqERhads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlYtqERhads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlYtqERhads

>>30877811
I actually tried to make a long list for every girls but I ended at lazusydia because my brain isn’t fit to write tons of stuff…

>>30877978
yeah arisaka and daruma

>>30877933
>>30877800
i cant read

>>30877924
YOU FUCKING DRONGO HIT THAT FUCKING GO LIVE BUTTON RIGHT NOW YOU GIGANTIC BABY
"WAVE OF ANXIETY" MY ASS, SAVE THAT FOR WHEN U HAVE 80K PEOPLE WATCHING YOUR DEBUT YOU DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT
"OHHH BUT NO ONE IS WATCHIN" TALK TO YOURSELF, I DO IT ALL THE TIME. IM THE FUNNIEST GUY I KNOW
FUCKING GRIND MOTHERFUCKER THE DEADLINE IS APPROACHING
"OHHH BUT IM A FEMALE" CLITS CAN BE INVERSED U FUCKING DUMBASSSSS
STREAM RIGHT NOWWWWW FUCK OFFFFF

>>30877999
It's WingOfRedemption

>>30877992

>>30877891
She did when she was young.

>>30877978
Those pros who were seduced by Vox's asmr mic FNaF lore during overwatch have joined.

>>30877999
I doubt it since rpr recently got a model upgrade and a lore video. Why go through all that trouble just to shelve it.

>>30877933
No. Knowing Katakana, Hiragana, and about 200 kanji is enough for me. I know no grammar or anything. Fuck particles.

>>30877999
rpr is ok, iPN... yeah

>>30877991
Don't worry. Different team, different training. They are gonna make it.

Sonny is starting! Briskadets come here or Sonny will go on break again.

https://youtu.be/RlYtqERhads
https://youtu.be/RlYtqERhads

>>30878031
He can just keep it and he's already a LAM bro

>>30877978
It will be a top fighting game player

>>30877969
that and his viewers are like more than doubled when he streams on jp friendly times, so yeah..

>>30878010
>close to NijiEN
I would kneel though

>>30877890
Ah, that explains the neurological issues...

>>30877980
just like how she didn't want him to buy the chicken mug

>>30878016
Thank you, I’ll save this and put this as part of my wallpaper

>>30877999
T1 is in!

>Sonny has been improving for the past half year
>goes on a break
>revert back to debut Sonny
imagine

>>30877933
I'm trying but it's difficult.

>>30878005
I'm confused as to why it matters to you but have fun at the convention luxiemsis

>>30878025

Sonny will be more bfe after this

>>30878087
Fuck…

>>30878087
debut Sonny or post-break Shu
tough choice

>>30878037
this, but reversed. iPN seems chill. last I heard of rpr, he's forcing fujobait with uki

Maria set down a bomb and fucked up running away from the aoe by a slime

>>30878099
im just curious! i like knowing about their NA audiences

>>30878026
I wonder if she had a randoseru and one of those hats.

>>30878101
>Toilet

>>30878087
fuck off brotubershitter you have the other company's piss designs go watch them

>>30877978
ADMIRALBULLDOG DOPEFISH AVGN LETS GOOOOOOOO

My Nijifriends in /#/ told me something about Luca getting death threats, spammed gore on his tag, and other threats because he said fried rice was from Japan. Is this true?

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40913776
>1:47
kek

>>30878101

I'm just gonna say it.
More Niji's should talk about their piss.

>>30878140
calm down sister

>>30877716
VTA seems like a flop in my opinion, they don't seem to provide any real training. They just stream for 30 minutes at a time with png's and don't learn how to use OBS or Live2D or configuring things like audio since it's all pre-configured for them on the streaming PC the VTA applicants share.

If they're not gonna provide a proper training academy they should just pick up 2view indies as Nijisanji affiliates and let them continue doing their streaming reps on their own until management decides they're ready to move up. That's what SEEDS should've been.

>>30878146
no

where the fuck is he

>>30878124
we dont need another orbiter

>>30878145
avgn doesn't play games.

I hope Sonny's gotten more psycho.

>>30878125
Can't you just eat food after placing it?

>>30877555
We would certainly be different, Finana's character was meant to be a pure mermaid and we got, well Finana. She pushed the whole nijisanji is not like hololive thanks to her fart tweet and her egg story thanks to her autism.
As for having more unity, 100% lazulight would be a lot closer together, it's no seceret Finana has distance herself from the rest. Even when they get together and Finana is awake she just doesn't participate. Like the whole Shreck whatchallong https://mobile.twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1559043081005109248

>>30878156
I want Rosemi-sama to wear a Foley catheter and her collection bag is connected to me through an intravenous line.
Just one small bag would give me unlimited power for years.

>>30877933
I'm considering just playing a bunch of visual novels and doing my reps this week instead of watching streams, I need a break...

>>30878124
that ipn dude is a predator, and not just in apex!!!

>>30878151

>>30878047
Was going to say the company own the character, but then I guess they can pull a Kuzuha for him. It's the Gamers afterall.

>>30878150
HUH also CA has superior sex ed it sounds like

SONNYS VOICE... S THIS REAL

Mika thumbnail game on point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwPEnZQXIg

>>30878073
but he already bought a chicken mug.....

KEK

>>30878156
Based take

I want Sonny to rape me so hard

>>30878197
I can never see noraneko the same after that oral invitation pic

Sonny said he hasnt forget me even for a second hazukashi

>>30878236
that's pretty gay anon

https://twitter.com/Luxiemsimping/status/1558862948507914246

>>30878197

>>30878232
he held back but kept thinking about it until ike offered to get it for him

>>30878247
He did say he would be watching

It wasn't like this when Shu came back. I'm jealous of the briskadets

>>30878247
lol

Why does Pomu and Luca flirt on twitter so much? I mean it's ok but they don't need to do it in public

>>30878257
Team sex

>>30878236
I typed this

Something I have noticed is that Vox is an actual dogshit singer on par with Selen which makes it seriously amazing that he has achieved the success he has with absolutely zero singing talent. It is respectable how well he has made use of the areas in which he is proficient to make up for such a glaring weakness.

>>30878236
I wrote this post

>>30878247
you sound easy

>>30878244
Please post it anon, I need to know what you're talking about

>I feel like a new man
A new Sonny has been born

>>30877933
絶対に勉強しないぞ
>>30878054
I would like a fightan vtuber I just hope they don't have issues with permissions and can actually play franchises such as the usual suspects...
>>30878257
Finana is in good company

>>30878313
my oshi on the right

>>30878267
Yaminions...
What did sonny do again?

>>30878273
Akurei 2.0

Sonny said even without streaming there were still some BTS stuffs they always work on.. fuck management

>>30878288
deep voice men generally cannot sing

>>30877724
>>30877870
This is my main problem with Reimu
>can do stuff like this https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou/status/1525943071120281601
>decide to chase cock instead
Why are women like this?

I’m kinda new. When does NijiEN usually post schedules? (Specifically Petra and Enna)

>>30878349
sunday/monday

>>30878337
Sonny or Shu?

>>30878321
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90625035

>>30878288
Mayuzumi never did sing did he?

>>30878236
It’s not rape if you want it

>>30877668
Rosemi-samaaaa!

>>30878288
Selen and Vox might be the worst singers in the branch but they both did good to compensate with the visuals